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I love em too, spirit dragons are awesome plus with arena darigaaz has a playable version
ew assassin's creed
I can make one
i'll save you the wondering:absolutely
nah highguard better
its a masterpiece
its a visual novel
Wys assassins creed goated Valhalla mid tho
i honestly don’t think elden ring needs a sequel. plus, we know they don’t want to do something that big again for a while
va11 hall-a, a cyberpunk bartender visual novel
I love the lotr magic set, the sauron cards look really cool
Lit, overlord of the boilerbilges rises again
Get on my level and play REAL slop like anthem
No caps
the ideal play is doubling 4 damage twice and making a 16 damage dome to face thats still got a body
maybe old ac but
i wouldn't call a game that collabs with attack on titan goated
i wonder if marathon is destined to be concord 3
Ion like ac shadows
please make me an entire elden ring 
you can also just play temur iroh and chain someone to death
How much will you give me
my left nut
Anyhow i’ll go sleep now
No
Good night peeps
:(
honestly something i’d love as like a collab piece
an elden ring dnd module
Don’t throw tomatoes at each other
Ideally its one single trigger for maximum "get out my way" energy
The core of red is fast games and this both plays to that and helps prevent conceding
No no, allow me to elaborate. We play Grand Lotus after playing artists talent, maxxing it, quints insight, and popping a few lessons in our graveyard
every lesson now has flashback 0
Logic what does ng+ mean
the reason this is good, is because the moment someone attempts to remove iroh you will override the stack, and begin drawing and throwing more lessons into the graveyard
pinging them to death
It's a full reset of the base game where enemies are much higher in stats than your last run
You could've went to sleep and we wouldn't have thrown tomatoes at you

this is to keep the game fresh to play
You brought this on yourself
I’m telling my wife.
uh oh
Okay thank you
Okay now you’ve done it
This is what I'm looking to avoid, I constantly play cycling ping decks while this is one single fat nuke like a resounding slap to the face
why i miquella trying to get it on with his half brother 😭😭
Ask her to cook the tomatoes in a delicious way
i’m so telling her.
what is it that X is going to give me
My first budget deck when I came back to the game during ikoria was cycling lol
i’m shivering my timbers please don’t
Okay on a serious note I’ll actually sleep now
Because i’m so nice
good night dain!!
Sleep
That's what I'm saying this is, you play out your entire deck on a single turn
Cycling into strixhaven pests pinging with plumb the depths into bloodtoken pinging with oni anvil
Buzzword buzzword buzzword
nah there's actual meaning to it you just lack the info
Most of them are in fact keywords tho lmao
cycling is an effect that allows you to discard to find other stuff from your deck
W absurdism w Intellectualism w media
I guess pests arent but may as well be
Witherbloom without pests is like toast without peanutbutter
Totally viable, but your soul is now damned
I'm working out the ruleset for a dark tower TTRPG and I'm realizing my character "sheets" are going to end up being 3
JULIO
Somehow limit it to 2 so it can be double sided printed onto one sheet of paper
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/160NJGVMXUS0wamKojnoYttwFwY8ITmnxvbIMYVMUYA0/edit?gid=0#gid=0 Lore primer so far
Also wont stephen king kill you for this
How'd you even see that with 900 other messages flooding it
This is good excuse for me to read dark tower tho
Hey folks, i want to get back into elden ring after an extended break of almost 2 years. I got about 60 hours in and just made it to caelid after beating renalla before i stopped for life reasons. Has anybody took an extended break from the game before and any advice on how to return easily? Im not gonna start the game over but worried i forgot about quests and things
hi
Finish out caelid and kill radahn. This links you back into two npc quests you can then follow from
Theres a bunch of npc quests you could have started and may still start, but given you went to renalla then caelid, you may have been doing rannis quest
See if you have the graces tagged in the north west of liurnia
If you dont, you can head there and start up ranni quest which will send you back to caelid
The other quest is alexander who shows up to help you beat on radahn because we love alexander he is the best
If I try to sell it
(I have no intent and if I did, I'd go royalty free on everything)
Nah it's something I've wanted since I was a child reading the books and it's something I'm going to make
A bonus to doing this will be the lore primer especially, I'll have a condensed document detailing every bit of major dark tower lore already ready should I ever get around to actually trying to make a game based on the series
Did I just no hit radabeast?
Ego search
Starfist is very op.
im so lost in leyndell
Alright thanks. And yeah i remember talking with Ranni but i didnt make any progress on her quest yet. Off the top of my head theres 3 quests i remember starting but not the details or where to go next (forgive my poor descriptions):
- Ranni quest like you said. I already talked to Sellan and Blaidd about next steps but no progress
- A dying man in a destroyed village game me half a stone and wanted me to do somthing with it, i dont remember.
- I gave an amulet to some girl and she gave me a letter to her family or something somewhere
help me where do i go in leyndell
Dragon wing.
The primer alone makes it a worthy project
Explore it has alot of good loot
Jus beat the game again. Now time for a double uchi run
Half a stone or half a medallion? Not a quest but a key item for a progression route to altus
The amulet and letter is rya and she's guiding you to volcano manor which is west of altus on mt gelmir
Also if you want the next steps for ranni its just kill radahn
(Not sure if no progress means unsure or just havent done)
I believe this also plays into sellens quest since it lets jerren wander off to go bonk her stupid face
Other quests to look out for are fias via D, diallos who ends up in volcano manor, rogiers in stormveil then roundtable, and corhyn who goes to altus to find goldmask once you reach it
Dont feel obligated to do all of these in one run. Its a fair amount of quests to keep track of and an informational flashbang in terms of lore
Jus do Rannis quest.
Find the central road and follow it south. An erdtree avatar will spawn, waddle past it and look right. There will be stairs going down to a grace. From there you should be able to see the dragon wing I mentioned earlier when you walk out the door
May or may not be able to see grace from top of stairs, but its not far. The wing may not seem traversable, but this is a lie for you are an NBA player with great jumping skills
Godskin Duo. This is the farthest I’ve been pretty much ever and I’m not giving up this time. I’m instead gonna go find more Trina’s Lillies
yo guys does sinclair have a sinking id
guys theres a starman
Use slash and bleed damage
Major +1 against them
I’m on the ornamental straight swords and I could have won if I didn’t mis aim my 5th sleep pot
Thanks man, I think I'm doing pretty well at breaking each facet down into digestible bits
is there anything i can do that makes the game run better/more optimised for pc?
the ideal will be to put that spreadsheet to page, and eventually either "borrow" or commission art assets to illustrate it
Make sure ray tracing is off first thing
🫡 anything else?
I mean, what are you running, do you just want the most optimized you can get it because the easiest answer is "turn down all of your settings"
next time i boot up elden ring radagons gonna learn why they call me Mr X
Because you're slow, not very threatening, and can't enter doors fatty?
i just wanna minimise all stutters, im fine with dying cuz of my skill issues, but i hate it when i die cuz it stutters
lol this is so timely, im mid re marathon rn
Turn down all your settings then
🫡
no because im gonna give it to him
absolute cinema
me too actually i just got to playing as ada
W, im upto re5 now, i was gonna play revelations but goddamn the aiming is bad
he can enter doors btw ive seen it
He had a sliver of health left and I would have won. DAMNIT
there are some rooms he cant
Yeah but save threshholds are off limits
ive only played 2, a little bit of 3 and 7
which be funny
same with every game though
incorrect you silly bobilly bozo
yea lol, i sometimes slightly open the door and shoot him until hes down
alien isolation will straight up let you die at a save point
which re can the monster enter a safe room
i didnt play that
should have, it's absolutely fantastic to this day
and has aged marvelously thanks to the way its AI handles pathfinding
i was going to but my cousin took the disc back
if i gave the beast clergyman all 9 deathroot does he still ask for more? just checking incase i missed one
namely, it remembers where it found you last and starts searching there more frequently
no
i dont think so
He will not ask for more
more specifically, it remembers the frequency of where it found you last
and if it thinks you're going to hide there, will search more often
man, i simply cant associate the rumbling ost to aot anymore, my mind immediately associates it to elden ring cuz the edits are so fire
no he will instead reveal he was albert wesker and make all the residents evil
7 minutes
I also just like how the alien in alien isolation is presented
chris..stop it..
no pomp, no circumstance, no dramatic score
you're just investigating computers and it plops down onto a desk shortly before you plop in your trousers
no need for a sting to incite terror it IS terror
i love horror games cuz im absolutely desensitised to horror movies, like those things dont even make me flinch anymore
mr x scares me sometimes
me too son
same . . .
horror movies havent ever really been scary
You're thinking of jumpscare horror, real horror is existensialism
he only scares me when i dont have grenades or ammo
mouthwashing is absolutely fantastic
recommendations?
Get this man a true🗣🔥❗️
dead space is genuinely horrifying
And if I were to say that Layers of Fear is one of my favorite horror games, would chat hate me?
You should watch paddington 2 then
never heard of it
bet
Very scary
Mouthwashing, fear and hunger, cronos:the new dawn, dead space, so many
talking bout some scary movies and you drop the most gut wrenchingly disturbing movie of all time
Cronos is my favorite as of late, it's out here being dead space on the surface but telling an interesting story of paranoia and oppression in the face of the soviet union underneath
They said they don’t flinch at them anymore so might as well recommend one that fixes that
you couldve said something slightly less scary like the SpongeBob movie
sentenced to 3000 hours of sinkamarink with no context prior
when beast clergyman attacks me after i give him deathroot do i stop attacking when he goes passive, or do i have to get him below a certain health
Whas sinkamarink
kill him because he is evil
Hit him enough and he stops
re7 was so scary to little kindergartener me
i know but do i keep hitting him after that until he stops a second time or something
i js want the dialogue in farum azula
If he hits you, hit him back, otherwise be passive
ok
An experimental horror film about the aftermath of a successful demonic incursion into a household. The demon has awayed with the parents and imprisoned a pair of children for an incredibly lengthy period comitting unspeakable cruelties during, and simply resetting this loop.
Oh, for that you need to complete his quest line
Bet
Kevin.
Run into the tunnel. You can trust me.
It's known for having very little dialogue, and cinematography that, without context, is very confusing.
is it good
winboat
I think it's a brilliant work of enviromental storytelling myself
I can take it trust
boiling water is very warm
i just read up on it and it seems interesting maybe ill watch it with my family
without the subtitles here this is a very quiet frame of the demon telling the boy to take a nap
(this is shortly before it takes his sisters face)
They’re dead. They’re actually bloody dead. I dont have to think about them anymore. I have 4 bosses left
have you heard of the new restaurant
its called karma
there's no menu, you just get what you deserve
is it live action or animated
Live action
Daily reminder a 19 year old is saying this
boii youre odin din din DONE
do NOT make me pull out the screenshot
alright ill convince my mom to watch it
This is actually a thing
(I wouldn't ever do that to you godskin)
I apologize for my outburst
There's a place in japan where you can pay for your meal with a heartfelt story
Logic send the uncle ruckus gif
that's fire
Pretty pleaseeee
50 vigor, 11 Mind, 28 endurance, 12 strength, 29 dex, 9 int, 15 faith and 8 arcane.
not bad
i am not going to send a gif of a definite racist
Fair enough
I searched his name and almost missclicked on one💔
im actually leon s kennedy
Is it located next to the maid Cafe with the girls that are mean to you
naw
Hello isn’t there a way to get to the bird rune farm with the four belfries portal?
Fascinating
it is a very nice family run store trying to take care of the community it's in that serves daily dishes
No
yeah you just gotta learn how to fly
Ok thank
it's essentially a way for the poor, or just someone hungry, to get a good honest meal in them
Just do vare quest line and it take you there
I uhhh…killed him before I do that
Sounds nice
Wish we had something like that here
Well there the other way but it take longer to go
Shouldn’t done that since you can kill him after doing his quest line
you do
its called eating out of the trash out back
go to one of those fancy Cali restaurants and boom
You joke but they genuinely throw away so much edible food
they do
Yeah I dident think it through😅
I think im losing my mind
surely you jest!
Why is in dark soul three mage SO broken
idk
like man
I just solo did wait lemme search up the boss name
dancer of the boreal valey
its in the snowy moutains i think
with a lvl 8 mage
the one on the left
Ok I’ll check that out thanks!
its in the concentrated snowfield
its kinda late game @civic relic
i will have seven minutes to beat radagon tomorrow
I just finished ng+ 1 so I’m high enough level and map area now
what should i build on elden ring when i finish dark souls three?
yo why do i lowk look like chris redfield
@nova matrix I think I don't want a traditional leveling system and instead would like to make it closer to a roguelike RPG where power is tied to equipment, reaching the towers end will trigger a collective "new campaign" vote, and on a failure of that vote the party passes through their respective doors only to realize that Ka, being a wheel, always comes back again (they end up right back where they started)
This would allow players to continue a campaign indefinently, experiencing new adventures with the same characters they know and love, but thanks to the setting, new characters can be hotswapped in to existing stories quite rapidly (being passed off on it being an instance of Drawing)
Talking like I live in the fancy part of California
I forgot socal has like one good city and the rest is just desert
do you have to see the big ol white pipes when heading home
They flock to their vineyards and spires of silicon
I dont live in the industrial side of my city, so I at least get to pass through neighborhoods and some shopping centers
Hi
Funny part is you take one wrong turn and all you see is train tracks, packing factories, and refineries
All the ag stuff is on the other side too
Looks like AI
But isnt AI
I still havent started elden ring
Should i finish dark souls three before or nah?
Why
Thats great
dark soul
Mid souls 3
boy why you so seal
I did a beautiful 0 boss today with 5 hours of play time and found NOTHING to do
Then the elden ring
cause i REFUSE to use a guide
cap
POOP souls I only play real mens games
gay
M4
To all the invaders and coop comrades who took part in my limgrave glow light arena gn 🙂
Youaregay
i play offline cause of personal reason that rule dont allow me to speak ahout
no im bi girls arent underrated
you just dont like difficulty
Biceps
yes bro im a bicep
is this a self report😭
this guy thinking he can lecture me on difficulty when he has never hit 25 failed coinflips in a row on fear and hunger
nah i wont speak about what its abg just i play offline man
I ❤️ gambling
No need for invader when u got two friend standing infront of doors when there is enemy
LMAOOO
Bicep
Doobie
mb king 😭
Is the online on Elden ring more active at its base or with the mod?
Genuinely the worst run of my life. "Bookshelf awesome do i find anythin-nope" "Jaggedjaw easy fight no problem oh shoot tails guess im dead restart"
i never started elden ring i just got it installed sitting on the side of my library
"No mod talk" 🤖🤖🤖🤖
expired
We don't discuss mods here
Come ON
😭
Im just rotating beetween league overwatch terraria and darksoul
Im gonna get you

im sorry captain its just too funny
It is funny lwk
Can I discuss about mods in gta san andreas
whole time i was using ranni gs +8 against messmer but the dmg is still crazy
+8 is almost max
Yeah, non bandai ips are fine, elden ring is a defininite no, other bandai ips we don't even wanna risk any backlash from the company on
so yeah its gonna do a lot
hello
Thanks
me?
why can i not join the vc
Kitty
Actually let me clarify, non bandai ips are fine as long as the mods in question do not break their TOS (We are operating under the assumption that they do not)
meow meow
can u stop talking we dont speak to chud bro
jk jk
mb twin
Crazy thought but you are very clearly skirting the rules and I said nothing about it earlier and instead opted to answer another persons question about modding, you put out the implication that you play offline "for reasons that the rules wouldn't allow" which tells me cheating almost immediately
u can cheat on dark souls?
👀
When logic gets logical -
but that defeats the purpose
of dark souls
and i woukdnt have 20h on dark souls that would mean and still being in chapter 5
"no mod talk"🤖 🤖 🤖 🤖
Very nearly beat Mohg after a break to deal with everything else, gonna go for him now to get that sweet, juicy 420k runes
and its more im responding that i pkay offline idk abt the base or other version
I love the rot gladiators cloak
L invite attempt
Yeah I figured cheating or piracy, key point, if I'm trying to actually act as a mod do me a favor and lay off
wym lay off
and also what does skirting mean im not wearinf a skirt buddy
Oh brudda
guys do we think leon could survive nemesis
aight english aint my first language i use it rarely aight?
What I bonk you
Then wot 
i like how u tell me this and the dont explain ur self
i personally dont think leon would survive nemesis
3 tries with 50 vigor for Mohg, whoopee
he means stop talking about piracy
Yeah but what does skirting mean
never mentionned it
broo maliketh second phase keeps on killing me i can’t beat him
uh ill get back to ya
kk
Mohg gave me enough runes to get to 60 vigor
yeah i lied im too lazy to look it up
for me it just showed something abt walls bro
have u tried killing him instead if beating him
I heard it helps
i’ll try it this run and lyk
Skirting or toeing are two phrases that in this context both mean barely avoiding
lay off=give it a rest
(my magic queue popped that's why I disappeared)
i have NEVER heard both expression but ok buddy
Is dragon cragblade good
Yeah, if english isn't your first language they are likely foreign to you
I hope by magic u dont mean the smelly Magic the remastered or wtv the name is
they are english colloquialisms
yeah i live in quebec
Kebek
He ain’t prepared for colloquialism
Ain’t that the guy from wreck it Ralph or sumn
no idea what you're on about, magic the gathering:arena
Yes
oh yeah magic the gathering ur smelly i see
Stinky!
i play 5 color 1
and 2:this is a stereotype
So ur omega smelly
I'll point you to our zero tolerance for bullying rule
man cant take a joke
didn’t work
damn try again
You don't know me, why should I take any of what you're saying as a joke
Did you miss the new marker by your name?
Is dragon cragblade good
Yeah
bro my bad that i dont use discord all my life im just friendly i grew up in sarcasism
It ain’t meta lvl good but it’s fun
For me its normal behavior you see how you want it
if your sensitive just say it i wont joke abt you
Ranga
I am the appointed normal behavior judge here and that doesn't seem very normal
Wagwan my bredren
man i have no word for how bad that sounds
Chilling out with cat, they move back here, one is scared sadly, hru?,
Working & cold & now raining
I’m so happy because I’m farther in the game than I ever have been and now that the worst 2 bosses are done I can attempt to enjoy the game again
I see, get jacket
I ain’t got one
Time to do the frenzied flame route I guess because Long John Silver is going to burn it to the ground
It’s that or Fias ending
Maybe the perfected order
Why is Melina so mad at you when you take the Frenzied Flame ending?
You are essentially denying the world any sort of peace by taking the frenzied flame ending
Why
You reject the golden order in its entirety denying her her percieved purpose
@lost ore No invite links.
you kill the horse
rip my horsey he got hit by a bazooka
man fighting ekzykes is a pain
Was gonna make a centaur joke about the horse but let’s not
@bleak copper no invite links
Use the cliffs above him
Guys I think I’m gonna switch to a bleed caestus build
atta boy
i kinda want lobster
Forget that go get a seafood boil
boy i cant go get anything im supoosed to be asleep
Lobster, crab, black mussels, shrimp , sausage
could someone help me? the drip inspector js joined me mid trade and took marikas hammer meant for someone
i only like lobster crab and fish
anything i know going into bloodborne
im planning on playing it after i finish shadow of the erdtree
get it back
if i dont off myself cause of radahn
the blood was born and the residents are evil
noted
idk how to and i accidentally scammed the dude
Bleed scales off of arcane correct?
kill radagon
alr been long past and used all mausoleums
go into ng+ or js give the other guy his stuff back
does upgrading erdtree seal to +10 actually do anything
i offered it back and he js denyed it now im lost and confused
also 7 minutes
yk how to get incontact with drip inspector atleast?
nope
Should I remember that?
i dont think you can get it back dude
thats all the time i have to play with you
Is there a way to make my summon sign seen by everyone?
near and far
and if you keep getting summoned to one boss
i'll have todo a ng then or do another trade
luck ig
yeah
ty atleast ima try the 2nd 1st then ng if it fails i dont like scamming
have you done ng+ before?
Does bleed scale off of arcane or dex?
arc
not before and im saving for dlc since its a pain for all graces and bosses
What’s the worst ending for the fate of The Lands Between and what’s the best ending?
Dude
you will obliterate ng+
fr?
What's up cheeseburgers
its not that noticeable a difference tbh
does it overwrite my savefile or do i get to choose a new savefile for this ng?
holy crap flame of frenzy incantation my beloved
I was consistantly getting 1500 damage against ekzykes with it
havent done new games since skyrim or witcher
it does completely replace your old save
so deff grab everything you can
I dont know
what level are you?
268
it was js from a trade tho i got fortunate with a damn alot of runes at js lvl 70
all for 2 gargoyle swords
So, I think the minimum number of bosses absolutely required to beat Elden Ring are:
Radahn
Mohg
Draconic Tree Sentinel
Goldfrey
Morgott
Fire Giant
Godskin Duo
Maliketh
Gideon
Godfrey
Radagon/Elden Beast
Which is a whopping 11
i was pretty worried at first I thought soldier of godrick would be morgot level from doing ng + but no its pretty much the same
What ng + are you guys on
isn't it the 3rd ng that throws you back to hell or smthn?
cuz ima dedicate my entire ng to getting marikas hammer js for this dude
Anything I’m missing?
is the sale on xbox anywhere near tho? js incase i doa. ng right when the dlc goes on sale
Any1 know any good mid game arc arc scaling weapons
What ng + are you guys on
1
whats good advice for ng? cuz i dont wanna run all around again even for the cool or secret bosses
took me a whole week for each grace
@tardy pawn uum on ng 1 I got all the secret weapons and spells and then I just went for the main bosses
But do you have the dlc
there a list of known secret weapons and spells? i wanna check ev and no i dont got dlc
Is Marais executioners sword better or eochaids regalia?
1's a drill soo
nah just shower
@tardy pawn there's a website I forget what it is but it tells you how to get all weapons and spells
if youre clean thats all that really matters
@pallid cloud I take a shower in the morning and night
same
Tbh right now I'm running a strength build
do bosses give more runes on ng or ev the same like skyrim?
@tardy pawn your summons take away runes
what a good joke
@tardy pawn I'm not lying
why the hell do i gotta pay now for free labor
On the first boss if you use the roofs with the dude you lose like 3k runes or something like that
Wolfs*
mimic tear gon drain me for my money then
atleast ik malenias easier for me cuz she was way easier than maliketh tbh
I beat malenia with no hit somehow
Maliketh is annoying because of the death and elden beast is a track star for running
i'd rather make ev prenerfed radahn
Is Radahn Mohg a viable any% route?
but if it means beating up maliketh again
i needed help with malenias 2nd phase thats the funny part
shes so soloable but its just waterfowl and thast random blitz attack she does
When waterfowl starts just run they'd what i do
I would help you but I'm at a sleepover right now
Night
@bleak copper No invite links.
Yoinkz scoobs, I've been like, turned into🤖
There's gotta be an episode like that
Yeah
Theres a movie where they were transported to a digital world and there is in fact AI versions of themselves iirc
Its the whole gang excepting scrappy because no one cares about scrappy
Afaik that dog only had one spinoff series and the monster island movie
sekiro haters be like, well it didnt give me any build variety, and then their elden ring build is bloodhounds fang
/dual katana
Okay but u gotta put the hot sauce on the food when you eat the boil it’s so good
Drink the hot sauce and wash it down with food
wrong, truth nuking contest
Drink the hot food and wash it down with cold sauce
I'm also good at truth nukes but they come from the oddest of spots in my soul
As soon as you enter phase two, run and when she gets close, finish her attack, approach and hit her, and then it's normal to dodge and it's easy phase, but make sure your build is either blood loose or strength.
Do not refrigerate my hot sauce
Flashes of insight
Frankly no sauce should be cold if it’s being served with warm food
They usually make me depressed
The grass is calling for your touch
what's grass?
And the bed is calling for your warmth
Definitely
You'll know you're addicted once you feel out of place not having played for the day
Damn straight 🐱 🚬
One day I cried cause I couldn't play
If only I had a refrigerator for bed sheets and pillow cases
I'm not joking
Possibly actually addicted
I'm also addicted and its just something I deal with
Parents hand you that gameboy at 5 years old and all is lost
Turn on the ac ND close the door
My mom was a gamer.

She played all ps realeses since ps 1 dropped
My lady is anemic I wish I knew what an ac was
My parents getting me sonic unleashed at 6 not expecting me to become a weird gamer therian degen like 15 years later:
Midra from elden ring whoa
Now might be the only time it’s been on in awhile because she said she was hot earlier for once
Tell her you think you might be addicted
A. She'll be happy its games not drugs
B. Genuinely most qualified to tell you
She just told me to do something else
Phantom Blade Zero Does anyone expect it to be a surprise or a repeat of Nioh and other games of this type?
Actually valid
Ugh why do discord statuses have to disappear after awhile
Though I am doing other things, I only play er on my free time
set them to not disappear
Oh you fine then
Which is half the day
You can do that? U don’t need nitro or anything
The true measure of addiction is when it interferes with your normal life
It's spring break
Nah
If you have alot of freetime that just is what it is
Only like one or half an hour before sleep
I agree
The best eden has arrived
We love being a Shut-in aka family always knows where you are and you don't mix with the wrong people
Welcome
Mornin
What if its games and drugs :O
Wait what time is it for you
06:21
I'll always be thankful for u. @native stream
Damn ur so far in the future
It's 7:21 am for me
Well said Vader (Lvl 713 Pro)
Then clean your desk, its littered with paraphernalia and detritus from using while playing
This is universal with that combo
Well now I feel called out
She's the only person who wasn't giving out vague tips on how to beat Malenia and had valid tips
Learned what paraphernalia and detritus mean today. 'sup Ray, Eden.
And tbh I give all creds to her
Yo :3
I don’t see the option anywhere
My brother smokes and is an alcoholic, his gaming space is an abomination before god and man
I wouldn't have beaten malenia in less than 32 hours if not for @native stream
My desk has so much weed ash on it
I cleaned up a massive pile of dust from my game corner yesterday
hello tarnished
I have no clue what I do that makes dust seemingly spawn in around me wherever I spend time
I heavily encourage keeping it in a separate room entirely, it helps a million
Mine doesn't really get that dirty cause I clean it when I'm bored. I'm always bored.
Wow my grandma was in your game corner?
I really should
Tell her to go home
She's in the bin
Need to use an ashtray and rolling tray
Bots keeping sending scam links alexander catches, but each time they do it bolds lore chat like it has an unread message
The baiting is endless
My gaming corner is the place I study and the place I sit all day so I always clean it
I occasionally just post requests for art to get the art ones to message me for a banning
U should make it a habit whenever u wake up just give the corner a little swipe
It'll never get dirty again
And I speak from experience
Last time I cleaned my PS5 was when I got it. Which was 4 years ago btw. And it has been in the same place for all of this time and has never gotten dirty
Cause everytime I wake up I give it a little swipe
There it should stay now
A swipe a day keeps ur PS5 slaving away
Ye I should definitely go sleep.
Bye guys.
I actually just got a rolling tray >:]
I always used a paper plate
I'm 15. And it's veeeery rare where I live.
Run it back
You'll get busted immediately.
1v1
More like SNORLAX
hehehehehe
Good dont use it at that age
Never will.
Can actually fry your brain like a wet battery
Plus most Crack addicts on the streets look like their minds are gone
And to an extent. They are.
Nah I really gotta go to sleep or my mom would kill me. Bye! She probably thinks I'm just waking up
i love getting random pains for no reason
Flashing me back to rest-talk snorlax sets spamming body slam paralysis
Its me sorry. My psychic powers been a lil on the fritz lately
Sorry for any mangled spoons and/or loved ones
Do I leave the Jolan and Anna summon at +9 like people say?
I need to dig mine out I had it previously in my man cave but I’ve been smoking in the house lately and my table is covered in weed crap
Or is the bug fixed?
What would happen if I accidentally click the “Bot Trap” button in the roles section my intrusive thoughts are holding hands with my ocd
you'll get banned
Ouchie
Is there someone who can help me with the golden age mod for elden ring please dms open?
You'll get banned whenever they cull the bot role yeah
This is the official ER server so mod stuff not very open, try somewhere else like ?ServerName? rather
Theres shaggy again
Ye my sis is definitely on something.
She's been laughing nonstop and I need to sleep
wtf is servername
placeholder name
oh thanks
Girls also giggle a lot lol
Cause If my mom finds me like this I'm getting tf whooped out of me.
cant go naming/linking actual servers here, that'll get you banned fast
If we got a massive unalloyed gold needle and used a bow to shoot Radahn, could he be healed?
I feel like the normal one would do fine it’s just that he’s already lost his mind
On paper miquella could have healed him at any point
So yea sure
Miquella probably didn’t want to save the man that tried to kill his sister
Radahn is bloody huge tho, I think it’d take a bigger one
He sent his sister to kill radahn
Also they hold hands
Didn’t Miquella also make Radahn his consort?
radahn was all but dead. miquella knew he couldnt actually save him but claimed he could anyway
the whole scheme was to reborn him without the rot at his maximum power to be his consort
I need to sleep and I can't
He kisses freyja and magically cures her rot
Actually it was ||dead mohg with radahns soul||
He's long gone
also miquila was becoming a god to revive godwyn
okay what the hell was wrong with that message?
Apparently I need to play the DLC
nah your joking why do i need to fight radagon again bruh why can’t i just do elden beast i barely managed to beat radagon alone
Ye even his forearms have horns
So, what’s Miquella’s deal anyway?
Can you show me there please I just really want to get this mod working
Short version or long version
no mod talk
Long please
Elden beast is ten times easier
He just needed a vessel to use as a meat shield
yeah but i just barely managed to beat radagon and with 10% health and no flasks elden beast killed me now i need to somehow beat radagon again
im trying the akuma set in wilds. its fun but good god the range is sooo short
i thought that was what was going on at castle sol a ritual to revive godwyn that failed
Ur gonna love ds3
Imma go ask my friend he has it platinumed
Continues G-lazing it everyday at school.
ds3 is so much easier if you played ER enough. bosses look like they move at half speed
dark slop 3
Does that mean if I play Elden Ring, DS 1 and ds2 move at, like, 30% speed?
How's the slaughterhouse going for you?
Ds1 u can't move while healing
Played like 4 hours of completely being lost
ER combat is notably higher paced. going back to DS you will see how much slower everything is (with a couple exceptions)
I was just hopping between places
ds3 is realy fun i personaly enjoyed it alot
Unpopular opinion:
I hate when people care about my well being,
When I don't even care about theirs
Like it's genuinely annoying when people I have no interest in says stuff like "how's your day" or "how are you"
HOLY kindslop 😭
I feel like a single Crucible knight could solo DS1. Specifically the one from the storm hill everjail
you wont miss jumping but you'll miss torrent (the speed) and being able to fast travel whenever
Tf is wrong with u gng?
We can’t name other servers but there is a souls game that has an official server with sister servers listed but that’s for you to find
MH wilds been a fun romp
Could he?
yeah that might be all you
I didn't understand a single word.
Please dontcpowrscale
Hey Keanu, if you end up reaching the cap, just dm it to me
someone put crimson glow valstrax in ER and it just deleted every boss except for like 3
Ask this in #lore for a proper long form answer, but I'll hit the main points;
Born an Empyrean and twin to Malenia, cursed to be forever young but also blessed with the ability to magically charm others. Has an opposite half in st trina along the lines of radagon/marika
Well learned, spends part of his life under radagon and fundamentalism only to seek more. Proceeds to attempt to grow a second erdtree known as the haligtree which fails to fully grow despite him watering it with his own blood.
Sends malenia to caelid to defeat radahn to fulfill an unknown vow from long ago revolving around radahn becoming miquellas lord upon miquellas ascension as a god.
Kidnapped by mohg who needs a god for his own age, but uses mohg for his own ends and reaches dlc lands.
Dlc is him discarding his body, his rune, and his fate as a golden order empyrean so he can do as marika did and walk through the divine gate and ascend as a full god. He does so and his first act is reviving Radahn to come beat our ass. He fails and thats that
Holy paragraph
Good point lazarus
Im no Lazarus
Lore things
any advice for going into my 1st ng+? lvl 248
This is heavily truncated still
his first mistake was using mohgs dead body. cmon he had a whole land mass of us destroying everything to pick a stronger one lmao
Funny word
Get all plus 10 and plus 25 stones
Oh my DAYYSYSSSSS BRUHHH i killed renella and died at the same time now I gotta redo the whole thing
What if Bloodborne is an alternate timeline where Mohg began his new age.
Funny words are the best words
And he became martyr logarius
Some stuff left out though it's still a great summarization
The more funny words you know the better raps you can make
Walk up to someone and defenestrate
i thought the "Golden Epitaph" sword and clues at Castle Sol indicate Miquella sought to use an eclipse to return Godwyn’s soul to his body, aiming for a "true death" or restoration.
And he used miquella to create the dream state
I have it downloaded though I still only played like an hour
Thanks
Games very choppy
Is the Golden Land ash base or DLC?
base
I wish they had kept the parry animation for thrusting swords from ds1
Ds1 and Bloodborne are fromsofts best games
Idk
I only played Elden ring. And I love it.
Only game I ever 100% and still play
Quality is not in the looks but in the richness of the experience
cuz replayability is peak
For me quality makes it richer
Very peak.
I beat Morgott as Lady Maria once
Quality is not graphics
I hate that loser
Quality is content and heart
Probably why I loved Stardew Valley
Though I stopped playing it cause I started getting too addicted.
I had it on my phone so I'd play everywhere. Home. School. Car.
Ohh that’s like farmvile innit
Try it.
Idk those are time wasters like RuneScape
In the most basic sense yes, but its way more
And like Elden Ring u can get married
Has they announced yet about tarnished edition update?
I think its more like animal crossing with fixed villagers and farming? Idk never played animal crossing
What's that?
Tarnished edition for Elden ring
Enlighten me.
Ranni is the traditional modern wife
But for us who bought the game it’s free update
Well I didn't technically buy the game.
And Nepheli is the real wifey
Just copying it off my friends account.
Nah Rannis the best.
U can't go wrong with four.
I mean you can she’s got more leverage
Basically tarnished edition is basically Elden ring but it comes with the dlc shadow of the errdtree with additional new weapon and starting classes and cosmetics these things were officially confirmed
That's amazing.
So that means I get the dlc for free or somethingm?
Your basically buying Elden ring that comes with the dlc in 1 price tag
So it will be cheaper for those who already purchased both or will there be an add on pack for those
Yeah imma definitely buy it on my own account.
Or will they fk us and tell us to repurchase the whole game
But for us who already been owns the game and dlc the tarnished edition new content will be a free update
Okay goodie
It's only in Switch 2 rn
It's not like I paid for it in the first place.
It is sad the amount of money people have poured into destiny and what they have gotten back as a result
As of rn I’m asking if anyone has heard any new word about it’s supposed to be this year it releases but not exact date?
Honestly, worse than what no man’s sky did
Isn't there already a base game and dlc pack for like 72 dollars?
Worse than battlefront
yo why cant i enter in voice chats
Should I keep reading sci fi or leap to a diff genre, I'm debating
Go western
Or start reading some goth literature
Yall talking about books?
Yo is it possible on ps5 to have somone give you a weapon through multiplayer? 😭 bc I forgot to get the bolt of grandsax
I dont have anything about the visigoths😔
Ye
Yeah people can drop it for you
U can get everything.
No spells tho
Note it wont count for achievement
Oh
Dang that’s what I needed it for
it doesn’t count? I swear I did that for someone and it worked
Ng+ it is.
Tbh getting the platinum is kinda easy
You can speedrun there anyways
U can be buns at the game and still get it
true
Yall think if I ask in here would yall give me that FUNKING ANOYYKNG WEPON didn’t curse btw
we want the funk!
I got trophies and someone dropped me all the tallies and weapons and armor once
Well there we go
Ye u just strangled two innocent words.
I can drop a bolt tomorrow lol
It would've been flagged if u did
If no one does it today
Note these items are gone cause my usb drive got corrupted and the online save wasn’t there and my ps4 died
Yo bet
Ngl I gotta sleep
Note we are taking notes
lmk if you don’t got it by tomorrow
Though I drank coffee like 7 hours ago and my sis keeps laughing
So ye my mom's gonna kill me
I most likely won’t I’ll probaly dm you now so I don’t forget
Probably talking about boys
How old is she
Bc I can’t even get on rn 😭
17
Definitely
It’s probable
Shoot the wifi
She'd strangle me
I got dishes calling my name
It must be made an example of to keep the other wifis in line
Dishwasher not working 🙄
@raven fern i dm’d you so i wont forget
I was gonna say shoot the dishwasher but thats a solid profession that doesnt need stray shots
Jus speed run to Leyndel
Oml that discord name
God I wish I could go back to dishwashing as stupid as that sounds
The names people use
Its mindless yet satisfying
Meow
Dishwashing reminds me of mining iron in runescape
Ye only for u
I looked up on ChatGPT and it said I have to have all the legendary on the same character 😭
I can't stand it.
Exactly
Ye ng+
Except not satisfying
Fr.
For anyone in a proper food service kitchen with the slick set ups
What ng+ 😭 I’m a lil slow
I wish I had a food kitchen sink and not a household sink
I wouldn’t care then
With the dishrack
You ever seen a dish trough? Those are very fun to have around
Nah
Really long trench with water always running down it you leave the dishes in as you clean other things
By the time they come out most of the gunk is already gone
Oh
Interesting
If you wedge the plates right, you can dam it and cause a flood and make people big mad
What are these other things tho
This chat always dies at this time
The clamp down dishwashers that'll annihlate grime off dishes in 60 seconds, conveyor belt washers
It's only the three of us
Ye I pass.
Idk I’d be fine with a sink so deep I could sit in it
One loading the other unloading while trying not to burn themselves on hot dishes
I just want a giant three bay sink with the high pressure sprayer
If I tried that the kitchen would explode.
miria slop
Sanitizer and dish soap and all
Hey!!!
We live and die by the three basin
Just being able to have a dedicated basin for rinsing alone is massive
Dude what
Rule 14
I'm guessing you don't have it
dude what
Just not getting in trouble, be resourceful not lazy
Yeah yall are talking about what's the most optimal sink and I can barely stand touching dirty dishes
Mostly I just clean whatever I use immediately
Yea I hate dirty dishes too but the extra sink makes it better
Works best
I do that but the wife doesn’t 🤨
It's overkill tbh
And then I let it pile up cause I say fk it whe she brings two loads of dishes to me
I mean like it's already massive with 2 bays. Why make a 3rd one.
Oddly at home I'm the same way, at work I would become a machine
Because u rinse, then wash, rinse, and sanitize
Some kind of switch flips in my head
Sanitize?
Probably being paid
U dont wash in rinse water
Paid* jesus
I do
BTW how do u sanitize it?
It makes the dishes have grease that cling on after scrubbing
hi
It’s some type of solution I think it’s like peroxide or something
Hey
Not sure
Traditionally its a capful of bleach to X amount of water but they also make tablets and non toxic chemicals
Ye I saw my mom use it once
You can also use white vinegar
I wouldn't recommend the bleach if you can avoid it
Watered down
Though most dish soaps already have some of these Chemicals
Peroxide I think works as well as vinegar
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