general-discussion

[hazy sand]

Still don’t care Tbf good on them for having a hopefully good relationship

If it’s just kissing it’s fine, any more is a bit odd

[stoic iron]

if it is what i think it is

[grim flume]

if it was good they probably should understand to do it elsewhere

[stoic iron]

yes

[hazy sand]

Good relationship doesn’t mean good sense, they could be perfectly matched idiots

[dim pawn]

Typa mf to say "get a room" when two people hug

[shut relic]

As long as they're keeping it to themselves or its not inside a subway where we have to sit face to face

[untold quiver]

hey

[dim pawn]

Hellow

[shut relic]

The train thing is awkward af icl
Especially since ik I have a resting face

[gleaming pond]

The only problem with pda is it makes me feel lonelier

[dim pawn]

Why TF would ppl do it in a fast food hoagie place.

[grim flume]

son it was weird

[hazy sand]

If you want them to stop just start recording

See you tomorrow on kier’s bad advice

[tepid pewter]

Aight fellas only a few hours left until that whatever-the-Hell Bandai stream pops

[grim flume]

they do it in class too

[dim pawn]

HAHA single

[shut relic]

Subway as in the underground

Choo choo

[dim pawn]

"Son" 🥀

[grim flume]

if you're gonna somehow justify it being in class then idk

[shut relic]

(electric)

[dim pawn]

Nuh uh

[gleaming pond]

Y-yeah haha me I’m single
cries

[grim flume]

trust me im not jealous wallahi

[tepid pewter]

Who's taking bets? I'm taking the high odds and putting my money on Bloodborne 2

[hazy sand]

Class is boring i understand

[dim pawn]

*looks down at you*

Pathetic.

[gleaming pond]

I have no chance bro

[hardy drift]

hello

[dim pawn]

Untrue

[native stream]

sounds like free money for whoever you're betting against since the studio that developed bloodborne got shut down

[shut relic]

[dim pawn]

Bro said hi then dipped

[hazy sand]

Bros losing all his money

[tepid pewter]

The Bloodborne remake

[gleaming pond]

I’m funny at least

[rapid atlas]

Lol

[drowsy cedar]

Bro tell a teacher and get them expelled for fun

[dim pawn]

Buh

[native stream]

The people behind bloodborne as a whole

[shut relic]

Not happening
I won't let it

[drowsy cedar]

Spit on their lunch too

[gleaming pond]

Yeah you right my jokes are terrible

[tepid pewter]

Can't make money without takin risks 👏

[hardy drift]

that 😂 was 😂 the funniest thing 😂 youve ever said 😂

[drowsy cedar]

Maybe throw a shoe at them

[livid jay]

[dim pawn]

Youre also single I see

[dim pawn]

Guh

[wispy bison]

hornet mersault seems to be good, idk whats special about him tho

[drowsy cedar]

No shame in it

[shut relic]

This is lowkey funny
Approved

[gleaming pond]

Execution.gif

[hardy drift]

ppl say he suck

[tepid pewter]

I don't even like Bloodborne that much I just want the raw THRILL

[dim pawn]

Well...

[drowsy cedar]

I'll be single for a while and I content with it

[wispy bison]

and the pretty boy's ego is okay

[hardy drift]

caposault more aura

[drowsy cedar]

I still wanna marry tho

[shut relic]

Better than gawking at them

[wispy bison]

just dumbsday but better

[dim pawn]

Better than WHAT

[gleaming pond]

Sticking your hand inside of a child-turned-monster is exactly my kind of thrill

[hardy drift]

?

[drowsy cedar]

Gawking it's like staring

[dim pawn]

Gonna have to date ppl to get used to it

[drowsy cedar]

Nah I ain't gonna do that

[dim pawn]

Ik I'm making a funy

[shut relic]

Gawking means staring rudely, stupidly, or open-mouthed at someone or something, often out of surprise, amazement, or curiosity.

[hardy drift]

no you don't you wanna stay single forever

[dim pawn]

Buh

[tepid pewter]

Oh lawdy at least buy me dinner first, sir

[hardy drift]

holy dictionaryGPT 😭

[drowsy cedar]

Shush lassie

[dim pawn]

So you're single forever

[drowsy cedar]

No

[dim pawn]

Yes

[shut relic]

Can leave anything to chance...need receipts of everything in the big 2026

[gleaming pond]

I wanna be like Andrew Neiman lowkey

[native stream]

I'm sorry I missed the context

WHAT!?

[drowsy cedar]

Who

[dim pawn]

Because dating is how you see what you like in a person, and if you dont date, you won't know. Then when you get married, youll wanna leave it

[gleaming pond]

Bloodbourne
Amelia

[gleaming pond]

Main character of whiplash

[drowsy cedar]

Who

[native stream]

You could've phrased that differently I had a heart attack

[dim pawn]

What?

[gleaming pond]

lol

[shut relic]

Bro he's not an inspiration 😭

[hardy drift]

If I ever marry it will probably just be a close friend that I share interests with
Idrc about loving someone I just want to like spending time with them

[drowsy cedar]

Uhh yeah sure

[hazy sand]

Please do not have a heart attack

[shut relic]

Missing the whole point of the movie

[dim pawn]

So go date ppl

[drowsy cedar]

Nah

[dim pawn]

Awwh! But I want tooo

[hardy drift]

a sheer heart attack 😭😭💥💥

[gleaming pond]

He becomes an amazing drummer, doesn’t get the girl, lives a terrible life, and dies from an OD at 31

[hazy sand]

F that level bottom 3

[dim pawn]

Peak life

[drowsy cedar]

We destroying you

[sick storm]

goals

[hardy drift]

lust a cool layer tho

lorewise at least it is

[hazy sand]

Except that level I agree

[grim flume]

for fun

[hardy drift]

violence has the best lore

imo at least

[grim flume]

im not that mean to get em expelled id js say "gng can you tone it down a lil"

[hazy sand]

Fraud low-key got more more hyped tho

[gleaming pond]

That movie was the most realistic interpretation of a popular musician’s life

[dim pawn]

Brink is a peak game

[hazy sand]

Violence has the best history, fraud has the best current stuff going on

[shut relic]

What is this fraud man

[tepid pewter]

Also why is this dude coming to Elden Ring General for dating advice

[dim pawn]

Yuh

[hardy drift]

i just like the implications of violences level design

[drowsy cedar]

Yakhi just tell "kulu zag ya hameer" and punch them or smth

[gleaming pond]

I’m sorry Eden I probably should have

[shut relic]

So many Gatekeepers istg

[grim flume]

who

[drowsy cedar]

Who

[native stream]

I'm okay lol

[sick storm]

happens surprisingly often for some unknown reason

[hardy drift]

me

[hazy sand]

No your not

[drowsy cedar]

Who's me I only know miria

[grim flume]

making out in public is not acceptable idc

[native stream]

Now I'm not because you used the incorrect grammar, you fool

[hazy sand]

Youer*

[grim flume]

you're*

you missed the ' too

[hazy sand]

Yorue*

[hardy drift]

merea

[static garnet]

Ng+7 maliketh hard

[dim pawn]

I woke up and almost missed an exam

[drowsy cedar]

Who

[gleaming pond]

Thank god

[dim pawn]

Incorrect asf

[static garnet]

Yrue

[hardy drift]

me,ria

[hazy sand]

Good

[static garnet]

I mean I'm using a Holy build-

[tepid pewter]

That's like looking for food at Wendy's

[dim pawn]

Why.

[static garnet]

Wing scythe

Fun weapon

[dim pawn]

Bruh

[grim flume]

my chem teacher glzaed me and said "see this guy studies alot" but i dont even study

[olive sparrow]

I just finished persona 4

[hardy drift]

im going to FAIL my illustrator certification test AGAIN

[grim flume]

natural intelligence carries

[dim pawn]

Prolly the worst holy weapon in the game

[grim flume]

worst ≠ not fun

[dim pawn]

Nah but you do you fr tho

[fleet pond]

Was it sarcasm?

[drowsy cedar]

We smart

[shut relic]

[static garnet]

My fault for not wanting to equip some dumbass white mask and use a blood build

[dim pawn]

The seh lowk fun

[dim pawn]

Ew d*x build

[tepid pewter]

You're a sorcery main aren't you

[hardy drift]

lads how do I pass my certification test

[grim flume]

nah i was the only person answering in the class basically so everyone else might js be a lil dumb idk

[static garnet]

💔

[stoic iron]

cipher pata

[grim flume]

i was gonna say "i dont even study" but nah

[static garnet]

Is winged scythe actually the worst? I'm having fun lwk

[dim pawn]

Toss on rakshasa, both scarseals and feather tali, and scorpion charm and talk to me

[grim flume]

sorcery warrior

[drowsy cedar]

We were answering

[gleaming pond]

There’s this guy who keeps smiling at me on the bus
But in like a creepy way
It’s driving me insane
Should I genuinely get out and take the next bus

[grim flume]

i like blue swords

[tepid pewter]

GOT EEM 👈 👈

[serene shell]

smile back

[grim flume]

yes WE

[static garnet]

I would genuinely rather die

[gleaming pond]

Yes

[dim pawn]

Thats... Thats the...

[tepid pewter]

Me too JK Carian Knight Sword for life

[gleaming pond]

I’ll give him my “I am here!” Smile

[grim flume]

son what are they doing

[stoic iron]

far from it, purely due to the fact that it has bleed and the skill is great for stunlocking tarnished-type enemies

[hardy drift]

Whats the best minecraft mod

[grim flume]

anyone watched fmab

[drowsy cedar]

Sodium

[stoic iron]

reapers also have the benefit of ignoring shields

[shut relic]

Smile back

[gleaming pond]

He got out

[grim flume]

jennys mod (jk sodium)

[hardy drift]

wrong

[static garnet]

Interesting

[drowsy cedar]

No we only watch solo leveling

[gleaming pond]

His stop was ten seconds ago

[hardy drift]

wrong again

[stoic iron]

but the moveset itself is kinda mediocre

[jagged widget]

just enough items

[grim flume]

just enough items

[dim pawn]

alright brink time

[hardy drift]

wrong

[static garnet]

Oki

[wispy bison]

meow

[grim flume]

is it Create

[jagged widget]

meow

[hardy drift]

mega wrong

[tepid pewter]

Who cares, if you main anything but Stone-Sheathed Sword you're bad

[grim flume]

is it Minecraft But Every 10 minutes Freddy Jumpscares You

[gleaming pond]

Son why

[hardy drift]

getting colder

[grim flume]

thought i had it that time

[gleaming pond]

I saw Minecraft but I’m dead and it was three minutes of him staring at the loading screen

[grim flume]

minecraft but you cant mine

[jagged widget]

its gotta be minecraft but your pc releases carbon monoxide

[hardy drift]

howd he end the vid if he was dead...

[wispy bison]

minecraft but its not a permanently mediocre product that after almost 20 years of updates it still feels like a tech demo (hytale and vintage story)

[ebon forge]

Im still taking a tattoo brah im gonna be so late to this launch

[hardy drift]

Anyways the best minecraft mod is the auto meow mod

[grim flume]

minecraft but it puts a virus on your computer everytime you die

[drowsy patio]

Study -->getting good grades--> being happy -->playing--> getting tired --> getting sick --> dying

[stoic iron]

hop on minecraft speedrunning

[gleaming pond]

Minecraft but -# chicken jockey

[hardy drift]

Minecraft but I can't

[low peak]

Hop on that nr level 1 dreglord

[jagged widget]

thats not a mod

[tepid pewter]

Look who needs damage to win I bet you use both thumbsticks

[stoic iron]

bro just lmk.

[grim flume]

minecraft but you lose all your rights

[wispy bison]

i assume the world reccord is like 10 minutes

[gleaming pond]

Nevermind

[hardy drift]

lower

[stoic iron]

sub 6 mins

[gleaming pond]

Small text

[grim flume]

finally get to eat in 10 mins 🙏

[wispy bison]

there really is nothing to do on that game is it 😭

[low peak]

Uh

[wispy bison]

i was being generous when i said 10

[hardy drift]

hypixel skyblock

[low peak]

I was joking loll

[grim flume]

minecraft is heavily HEAVILY carried by community

[wispy bison]

hop on terraria daughter

[grim flume]

especially for a singleplayer game

[hardy drift]

timezone?

[stoic iron]

terraria is good too

i wonder if terraria speedruns exist

[hardy drift]

it would be ahrd

[jagged widget]

its not really a singleplayer game

[grim flume]

terraria is peak it was my first indie game

[low peak]

There's speed runs of everything

[wispy bison]

the terraria world record is 2 hours

[hardy drift]

wtf how

[jagged widget]

95% of all minecraft content (at least that i watch) is multiplayer

[stoic iron]

slow as hell. ill beat it in a few days

[wispy bison]

uh nvm, speedrun dot com lied to me

[stoic iron]

fair

[gleaming pond]

My first indie game was Terra tech

[hardy drift]

minmax of doom it takes me 2 hours to even fight king slime 😭😭💥

[wispy bison]

its 48 minutes

[low peak]

When we doing co-op terraria

[hardy drift]

holy hell

[stoic iron]

that makes sense

[gleaming pond]

Who keeps up with the Unstable smp

[hardy drift]

48 minutes??? actually how

[tepid pewter]

In fact forget the controller, the only valid way to play is the Hey You Pikachu microphone. Git gud all of you

[stoic iron]

im literally just about to start a new run with friends lmfao

[hardy drift]

zzzz

[low peak]

Uh

[stoic iron]

theyre waiting for me as i yap here while drinking milk

[wispy bison]

stuff to do

[grim flume]

is terraria calamity the best mod

[low peak]

Hurry up bud

[ebon forge]

milk drinker

[jagged widget]

i watched like 1 video but the acting is so bad

[hardy drift]

what timezone are you auntie

[gleaming pond]

I’m in it for Wemmbu

[jagged widget]

isnt he like

[wispy bison]

gmt-3

[spark glade]

Elden ring

[hardy drift]

hold on

[jagged widget]

gone?

[gleaming pond]

He reminds me of Gojo with his demeanor and personality

[grim flume]

i dont speak timezones

[gleaming pond]

So is Gojo

[jagged widget]

nevermind someone lied in a youtube thumbnail

how very choqueing

[hardy drift]

oh my god you are evil

[gleaming pond]

Here’s me, tying my shoes on the sidewalk

[hardy drift]

ur 10 hours ahead of me...

[gleaming pond]

I hate people

[stoic iron]

what 😭

[wispy bison]

?

[hardy drift]

terraria may be a no go auntie

[stoic iron]

does gmt-13 even exist?? 😭

[jagged widget]

why are you texting in the process

[hot dome]

brah

[hardy drift]

3 not 13

[gleaming pond]

No after

[stoic iron]

iris is gmt-3, so if shes 10 hours ahead that means youre gmt-13

[jagged widget]

amazeballs

[hardy drift]

im mst

[jagged widget]

any timezone addition and substraction should be possible no?

you just go to the left and right on the globe

[hardy drift]

no

[stoic iron]

you and iris are 1 hour apart

[hot dome]

after 12 hours surely that person is either ahead or behind

[tepid pewter]

Central Time Zone Supremacy

[sick storm]

nah gmt is the only real time zone

[hot dome]

only way i could see someone being behind or ahead by 13 hours is daylights savings

[hot dome]

true and real

[hardy drift]

wait no we are 4 hours apart

[stoic iron]

whats the time for you rn

[jagged widget]

i dont know what my timezone is

[hardy drift]

@wispy bison what time is it

[jagged widget]

but its kinda late

[hardy drift]

its 11am for me

[stoic iron]

3pm for iris

[hardy drift]

yeah 4 hours

[tepid pewter]

I refuse to respect any location with a silent W in its name

[hot dome]

its gmt, the only time zone

[hardy drift]

where the hell is that timezone even??

[stoic iron]

what time is it

[hardy drift]

canada?

[hot dome]

greenwich mean time?

[wispy bison]

3 15

[hardy drift]

gmt-3

[hot dome]

hmm

[grim flume]

hxh is better than fmab

[hardy drift]

okay 4 hours not 10, i was looking at gmt+3

[drowsy patio]

Hello there

[stoic iron]

that seems eastern US or like mexico and stuff

[jagged widget]

im either gmt or gmt +1

[low peak]

What time is it in Uzbekistan

[hardy drift]

est is 1pm rn

2 hours ahead of me

[hot dome]

sao paulo

[stoic iron]

probably like 10pm

[low peak]

Don't you live there

[brittle phoenix]

alr being forced to make a character for my brother (6 i think) any tips

[stoic iron]

no..

[low peak]

Uh

[nova matrix]

Look up the build the dude used to complete the game with his goldfish on the sticks

[jagged widget]

i dont think its a good idea for a 6 year old to play this game

[hardy drift]

@wispy bison lets play terraria calamity when i come back from cali auntie

[nova matrix]

A 6 year old may be stupider than a goldfish true

[brittle phoenix]

that’s what i said 😭

[wispy bison]

hell naw

[hardy drift]

hell yaw

meow

[jagged widget]

then stand by that
dont expose your brother to things prematurely

[nova matrix]

Its elden ring not fortnite

He'll be fine

[jagged widget]

but hey at least it isnt roblox

[hardy drift]

get him on more friendly games like seige, tf2, and valorant

[nova matrix]

Facts though

Siege???

Wait actually thats valid

[brittle phoenix]

🧍‍♂️<— me as my brother screams like he’s being murdered in my ear 😭😭

[nova matrix]

I once played with someone about that age and they dropped a triple kill in siege

[hardy drift]

wowie

[low peak]

Forgetting overwatch too

[jagged widget]

my condolences

[brittle phoenix]

oh uh gtg real quick

wish me luck 🫡

[hardy drift]

i have 0 kills in siege because competitive fps games make me want to do something harmful to myself and others

[nova matrix]

Thats what siege does even for fps vets

[jagged widget]

real

[hardy drift]

competitive shooters are the worst genre of games and I stand by that

[nova matrix]

If its not the enemy, its your teammates and if it isnt your teammates, its you

[nova matrix]

I think they can be neat, but hard to balance for and make fun for all skill levels

E.G. in siege if you cant land consistent headshots, you're dead in the water

[hardy drift]

they are full of smurfs and tryhard

[nova matrix]

Relegated to shotguns and thats it

[hardy drift]

and people will yell at you a lot which i dont like

also im not a fan of multiplayer if not everyone is having fun

[nova matrix]

Team fortress 2 did it well

[hardy drift]

and games like those are full of toxic players who play simply so others cant have fun

[nova matrix]

The casual scene and comp scene play fine together even in same servers

[hardy drift]

anyways gtg

[nova matrix]

If anyone tryhards too hard vote kick them🧠

[marsh tulip]

Don't forget about roblox

[brittle phoenix]

situation improved: older sister wants to learn to play

[dim pawn]

anyone wanna help me in BRINK?

[brittle phoenix]

problem: dad is at work so it’s just me

[nova matrix]

Its elden ring, just throw them into the flames

[brittle phoenix]

i’m going to lol

it’s funny 😁

[nova matrix]

Tell them 40 vig and good luck buttercup

Its all I tell half the people here who come for help ngl

[marsh tulip]

People still play ts?

[dim pawn]

yeah

[nova matrix]

Its genuinely the only advice you need

[marsh tulip]

PS3 game bro

[dim pawn]

on steam

[marsh tulip]

I remember it being crazy overhyped

[dim pawn]

its peak, trust

[brittle phoenix]

my sister (bird watcher) is asking for a build similar to a nightjar???

[marsh tulip]

My friend was on it when I was 9, that was 12 years ago

[dim pawn]

theres just one level that is absolute buns

[sleek slate]

How many hours u guys gots in ER

[marsh tulip]

Nightjar?

[nova matrix]

Damn your sister has good taste in cosplays

[brittle phoenix]

it’s a bird i think

[marsh tulip]

200h-250h ish so far,

[dim pawn]

almost 5k

[nova matrix]

Its an enemy from sekiro

[dim pawn]

sekir

[jaunty sand]

1367

[peak smelt]

Hi everyone!

[dim pawn]

hola

[brittle phoenix]

aloha

[dim pawn]

1738

[peak smelt]

wsg

[dim pawn]

moy bien

[marsh tulip]

I wanna play nightreign but its so boring solo

[dim pawn]

INcorrect

[peak smelt]

the tag should be elden lord cuz im elden lord 😭

[hazy sand]

46

[marsh tulip]

Incorrect to you, I find it boring solo

[nova matrix]

I think nightjar is just raptors set with a mask of choice+celebrants sickles

The sickles arent really what they use but heck it

[brittle phoenix]

close enough lol

[nova matrix]

Any dagger or curved sword would be fine

[brittle phoenix]

what character base do i use?

[dim pawn]

incorrect.

[proud bronze]

HOW DARE YOU

[sleek slate]

Dont u ever get burntout

[dim pawn]

my opinion is all that is true

[brittle phoenix]

i’m debating just using wretch and throwing her to the wolves

[dim pawn]

no, because i actually like the game

[nova matrix]

Samurai is stock standard recommendation, particularly since probably dex here

Could do arc based with thief I suppose but samurai works

[marsh tulip]

You pmo

[hexed kernel]

what is your opinion on malenia

[dim pawn]

incorrect

[dim pawn]

easy fight icl

[smoky rain]

i haven’t played this game in a while, how do u beat maliketh if he attacks faster than you can dodge and he has that one undodgebale attack where he slams his sword in the ground and does a lot of slashes, is it a gimmick boss or do i need good rng or is his openings very niche or what?

[peak smelt]

i played 1 year ago

[barren terrace]

Is the Fingerslayer Blade the original version of Blackblade Knives?

[peak smelt]

i got like 450 attpemts to kill malenia

[smoky rain]

ok ??? doesn’t answer my question

[brittle phoenix]

magic is scaled on int, faith, and arcane right?

[undone gate]

Is sekiro getting an anime?

[peak smelt]

[peak smelt]

nah man

no its getting

[hexed kernel]

whats hard then

[brittle phoenix]

i feel stupid asking basic things like this 🥲

[tame pelican]

I think if Elden Ring gets another DLC, they should bring in Miquella's Shadow

And considering what Marika's and Ranni's shadows looked like, it should be a 10ft tall half wolf woman

[nova matrix]

Rng is fake news here

My standard advice for maliketh is bring a ranged option, you get alot more dps uptime while he's skating and leaping around like tony hawk at the X games

[hexed kernel]

i think we are getting the next main souls game instead

[nova matrix]

He's a very wild boss, but he gets shot like everyone else

[smoky rain]

idk most of my runs are him jumping a lot i need an rng where he jumps the least lol ive only had a few of those

[sleek slate]

Prob in 2028

[smoky rain]

also i can’t do ranged that feels like cheating

[hexed kernel]

2028 is a good time
we will probably get the trailer by 2027

[covert marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/jikowrld-druski-druski-mad-druski-tired-druski-disappointed-gif-26152444

I padded it down with a towel to suck up all the excess oil

The regret after

[shadow eagle]

how can i also do gifs?

[covert marlin]

#media-and-links

[jagged widget]

what the game classifes as "magic" is scaled by int i think

the blue stuff

[brittle phoenix]

ok thank you!

[jagged widget]

(but faith is better magic)

stupid freaking internet

[grim flume]

how tf do I talk to someone with no mutual interests

[stoic iron]

make mutual interests

[grim flume]

I can't find shi to talk about with ppl

[blazing sequoia]

falling star beasts are the actual worst designed bosses ever

[stoic iron]

ask them about their hobbies and then get into said hobbies

[grim flume]

for me that's unlikely

but maybe I'll try nonetheless

[stoic iron]

good luck

[crisp cove]

Nuh uh

[grim flume]

they drag way too long but they aren't terrible

fight lasts 12 years

[sick storm]

@marsh bluff is this true

[blazing sequoia]

3 punishable attacks and a one shotting undodgeable beam yeah dude

[native tree]

Leon

[covert marlin]

Yako

[earnest harness]

Guys i by mistake went ahead with millicent quest and i dont have snow area unlocked show if i got to snow area and then if i kill ger will i get it

[marsh bluff]

Ayo

[native tree]

Hru

[marsh bluff]

@sick storm show em what I showed you just recently

[grim flume]

yes

[wispy bison]

meow meow

[covert marlin]

Lost faith in humanity after a brutal league losing streak and now I‘m trying to dopaminemax on polymarket, hbu

[marsh bluff]

[native tree]

I see, fair, i could be better, overthinking alot amd remembering stuff i dont want to remember

[kind quail]

The issue is you played league

[covert marlin]

Brother since when are u dipping your toes into gen

[native tree]

Hi godskin

[marsh bluff]

I got pinged

And you brought me back

[thick void]

W deco

[covert marlin]

Past is depression, future is anxiety and present is peace

[earnest harness]

Oki thnx

[thick void]

bought that too
maybe regret it sometimes

[covert marlin]

Addiction.

[crisp cove]

I had a matching pfp but my partner wants me to match with them instead so

[covert marlin]

Aura

[native tree]

Hm

[covert marlin]

Before covid, sport was the best medicine

[mental star]

i use mimic tear +10

[covert marlin]

Minus aura

[mental star]

its my first playthrough

[jagged widget]

sport is the best medicine for covid though

[covert marlin]

Yurp?

[jagged widget]

at least if your goal is to survive

[mental star]

what does that mean

[nova matrix]

Yerp

[tough acorn]

can i summon someone for misbegotten warrior crucible knight

pc

[nova matrix]

Nerp

[mental star]

#pc-co-op

[covert marlin]

Yea, I‘m hitting physical therapy three times a week and have my rehabilitation program for home. It’s not easy but eventually I will be back, can’t wait to run a marathon

[covert marlin]

Means yea

[sick storm]

idk i still think u got outplayed

[floral talon]

gooood morning eldencordia

[jagged widget]

thats amazing

[covert marlin]

U lost some aura points on that one cuhh

[covert marlin]

yooo

[sick storm]

that's raf not me

[floral talon]

woah there's literally no one online

[sick storm]

i would never die in nightreign.

[marsh bluff]

[floral talon]

helllo how are u

[marsh bluff]

I know what you are

[sick storm]

and raf doesn't have perms so he cannot disprove that.

[covert marlin]

I can’t imagine how hard it is to recover from this stuff without financial backing or health insurance

[covert marlin]

gud gud hbu

[grim flume]

nightreign is easy

[marsh bluff]

I can post it in #media-and-links

[sick storm]

really good at mohg and auger

[floral talon]

pretty awesome thank u

[sick storm]

mods quick mute him

[marsh bluff]

[covert marlin]

He a fellow guardian hater

[sick storm]

ofc!

[marsh bluff]

Guardian slander unites us

[jagged widget]

i keep chewing on my hard candy

[sick storm]

guardian is food not friend

[cunning tangle]

We should throw fourteen hundred of those stupid little demi-humans off the top of the erdtree right now.

[jagged widget]

corrupt the guardian for the best flavour

[marsh bluff]

Ykb

[jagged widget]

yes, very

[crisp cove]

Is there an arc/int/dex scaling weapon?

[native tree]

I suppose

[nova matrix]

Technically yes, you dont want to use them though

[covert marlin]

I swear go on a run

[nova matrix]

Clayman spear with an arc infusion fits the bill however

Its just really really bad and the scaling is really really bad

[thick halo]

Harpoon

[cunning tangle]

Dung eater ending is best ending.

[nova matrix]

Are you telling me theres an underground moby

[dim pawn]

Nothing

[thick halo]

Clayman harpoon lowkey works on a int arc build

[dim pawn]

None of the game is hard

[native tree]

I may, but cold atm

[covert marlin]

Even better

Let it rain

[native tree]

No, like i have a cold

[covert marlin]

Nvm

[dim pawn]

My state is currently drowning

[covert marlin]

When you‘re sick, just rest

[covert marlin]

Swim up

[native tree]

I am

[nova hazel]

alexander fight

[dim pawn]

Easiest thing ever

[nova hazel]

but how do i play with one hand

[jagged widget]

[dim pawn]

It's easy, playing with no hands is harder

[sleek slate]

What are u playing with then

[nova matrix]

Hold the controller sideways with palm over a stick

It takes a minute to get used to

[broken bluff]

🛸

[dim pawn]

*trollge_smiling.gif*

[broken bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-smile-troll-face-trollge-stop-we-do-a-little-gif-11708995610297493733

@fickle needle ofc it's u

..

.

...

.

[winged ibex]

Why are 80s songs such bangers?

[dim pawn]

Yeee

[broken bluff]

You get it

What songs?

[dim pawn]

What songs?

[upper wyvern]

songs?

[scenic lake]

what?

[upper wyvern]

?

[broken bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cry-phone-spider-man-cry-phone-spider-man-phone-toby-phone-gif-12875606672124040541

[winged ibex]

Yk owner of lonely heart, it's a sin, and songs from the smiths

[dim pawn]

|| ||

[upper wyvern]

‎‎

[native tree]

You stink (jk)

[broken bluff]

Oh peak

[broken bluff]

That's crazy work

[dim pawn]

‎‎

[weak tapir]

thops

[upper wyvern]

this is like my hottest take ever no one ever agrees with this

[winged ibex]

I know right? I love them

[native tree]

Crazy?

[earnest anvil]

why all the vcs locked?

[sleek slate]

Who beat Sekiro

[tardy kernel]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[broken bluff]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[broken bluff]

Me

[native tree]

Me

[broken bluff]

Same

[dim pawn]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[upper wyvern]

me

[native tree]

Jc is lying

[broken bluff]

Yeah YOU

[scenic lake]

🙋‍♂️

[broken bluff]

BRO I DID

[native tree]

Gj

[nova hazel]

oh i'll hold it with a stick alright

[native tree]

Whats your fav boss in sekiro🤔

[broken bluff]

Me beating you hitless

[earnest anvil]

thank you

[nova hazel]

the one that makes his shadow die twice (i've never played it)

[native tree]

Never

[broken bluff]

Probably isshin ashina oorrr hmm

I really like owl

IDK

Very harddd

Wby?

[scenic lake]

love owl

[native tree]

Interesting

[nova hazel]

i think i know what his favorite is

[broken bluff]

Samee

[nova hazel]

guardian ape

[native tree]

Inner gen, or inner isshin

Any of the inner bosses tbh

[scenic lake]

guardian ape not bad but duo ape is hell

[nova hazel]

i've never played sekiro so i wouldn't know

[static garnet]

Why am I struggling w radahn what is wrong with me

[nova hazel]

which radahn

[native tree]

Which

[static garnet]

Starscourge 💔 💔 💔

Ng+7

[nova hazel]

js use the summons man 😔

[static garnet]

Lvl 243

[native tree]

Want advice?

[broken bluff]

Ohhh peakk!!

[fickle flicker]

Guys I killed the dude before rennalas lift by getting on it after sneaking past him and then drawing my weapon

[static garnet]

I am ;-;

[nova hazel]

that explains it

[fickle flicker]

L bozo got cooked

[static garnet]

Peak

[static garnet]

Yes pls

[native tree]

Gimme 1 sec

[static garnet]

;-;

[static garnet]

Kk

[celest shoal]

hey

[fickle flicker]

I know right bro parried me too much

[static garnet]

Ikrrrr

[celest shoal]

i need i help

[native tree]

Oh right i dont have image perms anymore

[fickle flicker]

He is one shotting me while I'm stanned

[static garnet]

Dm?

[nova hazel]

wait does mohgs rune affect the radahn npcs

[fickle flicker]

I should get my vigor up 18 is not enough it seems

Ok rennala 5th try wish me luck

[static garnet]

Yea that's called a crit, only happens on backturned guys and stancebroken guys

[static garnet]

Gl twinny

[native tree]

I sent it but free to check guides then look up boss cards as well

[celest shoal]

i need i help pls

[fickle flicker]

🥹 thx twin

[static garnet]

Please lvl vigor that shi is way too low

[static garnet]

#pc-co-op

[static garnet]

Yw king

[nova hazel]

wait im like lv 321 and only on ng+3 😭

[native tree]

If you would say what

[halcyon gulch]

Wanna play anyone?

[native tree]

#pc-co-op

[harsh wharf]

mleb..

[hasty kayak]

[halcyon gulch]

I’m new

[static garnet]

Take ur time man this game is to be played at various different paces

[reef ridge]

im level 713 on ng+4 bro

[native tree]

#pc-co-op

[nova hazel]

also i'm literally unable to do any online stuff bc ps5 so i couldn't do anything with runes like that

[native tree]

[hasty kayak]

[native tree]

[hasty kayak]

[native tree]

Hru?

[light gull]

[harsh wharf]

"pls give ruins im new"
"were to farm rune?"

[hasty kayak]

I'm great, just failing to get kcd to work again , hru?

[humble lily]

I have a quiz today

Geometry

[native tree]

Thats good, and yw , im good, wanting to play e33

[static garnet]

Hoo Lee sheet

[harsh wharf]

Let me exit chat before I get hangry

[hasty kayak]

No

[harsh wharf]

[hasty kayak]

Goty mentioned. I really gotta finish that game

[native tree]

Food, cheeseburger, toast, frosted flakes, yw

[native tree]

Im on act 2 or sum

[harsh wharf]

[native tree]

Verso the GOAT

[hasty kayak]

I got to the last boss then my saved broke

[fleet pond]

[hasty kayak]

Real

[native tree]

😭

[harsh wharf]

Bruh my diet might increase to 5 meals a day

[light gull]

[hasty kayak]

Why not like 6 or 7?

[harsh wharf]

Dog!,
strong foe ahead

[harsh wharf]

This is why you have no maidens

[hasty kayak]

[light gull]

Is that so?? I'm still semi new to the game

[harsh wharf]

Lol don't hit the dogs

[light gull]

Haven't seen any

[hasty kayak]

Just wait

[harsh wharf]

I did accidentally once, turns out they rebound your weapons

[fleet pond]

Where are you up to?

[light gull]

Mainly trying to get past Draconic Tree Sentinel

[harsh wharf]

..you don't have to fight him

[native tree]

[harsh wharf]

Although he is good training

[light gull]

Well, I do now

[reef ridge]

guys is international information systems bachelor of science good major

[light gull]

My pride says so

[hardy parcel]

Can someone please tell me how my friend, swears the plays Elden Ring, say that the NAMELESS KING Is in Elden Ring

[hasty kayak]

Nightreign

[hardy parcel]

No he said the main game

[harsh wharf]

You're asking eldencord anything related to education or a job?

[light gull]

I also don't really pay much attention to anything that doesn't exactly catch my eye

[hasty kayak]

He just talking to talk

[fleet pond]

Main ham

[hasty kayak]

J*b

[harsh wharf]

Then he's delusional and not real
That's not his skin

[light gull]

Which is mainly just me walking around until I find an enemy to fight

[harsh wharf]

Tarnished hate me because I'm right

[hasty kayak]

The bugs are real and they are in his skin

[hardy parcel]

He said he saw him in the Elden Ring SotE DLC

[nova matrix]

My cake takes 3 hours to thaw

[hasty kayak]

❌

[nova matrix]

This is a long hungry when I am now hungry

[harsh wharf]

He's confusing it with a trailer from nightreign, the nameless king is not there

[native tree]

Hes lying

[ember hull]

hello everyone

[hardy parcel]

Yeah idk I think he got confused to someone else

[static garnet]

Guys I won @native tree :D

[harsh wharf]

Goodmorning

[native tree]

W

[hasty kayak]

Won what

[static garnet]

Thx for the hugging him tip

[hardy parcel]

“What”
-Joe Biden

[static garnet]

Ng+7 starscourge

[light gull]

But I must say, my biggest (no pun intended) rivals are the giants with the bows

[hasty kayak]

Ohhh good job

[static garnet]

Love that sticker lmao

[nova matrix]

"What what what what"
-Macklemore

[static garnet]

Tyyy

[hardy parcel]

Solo or with the summons

[timid echo]

pun?

[native tree]

Np!

[harsh wharf]

We love Boe Jiden he's a cool guy

[static garnet]

With summons sadly

[timid echo]

punpun

[static garnet]

But I was getting one-shot I had no choice

[hardy parcel]

That’s fine NG+7 is crazy

[harsh wharf]

Oneshot like the hit game?

[hardy parcel]

Prase ze sun

[harsh wharf]

[hardy parcel]

I can’t say praise

[static garnet]

Haven't played it yet looks fun tho

[nova matrix]

How do we know the sun is real if no one has ever been there

🧐

[harsh wharf]

Your earlier message was all caps, big bad

[hasty kayak]

I have

[hardy parcel]

Praise the sun!!

[harsh wharf]

Policy has been there

[static garnet]

Yep it's when enemies become hardest, the difficulty will not increase after that
I'm not even using an op build I'm using winged scythe lmaomao

[harsh wharf]

Winged scythe ain't op but it is pretty good

[static garnet]

True

[nova matrix]

Was there a textual source there saying the sun is real

[harsh wharf]

It's real when you can reach out and pat it

[hardy parcel]

Dude I use double Rykard sword build

[harsh wharf]

Ew..

[hardy parcel]

20K dmg with the right stuff

[static garnet]

Holy 😭

[hardy parcel]

Oh cmon it’s cheesy

[nova matrix]

No fire

[hasty kayak]

Yes obviously

[static garnet]

Nah, there is no wrong way to play elden ring 🙏

[static garnet]

Crazy

[hasty kayak]

Crazy?

[static garnet]

Extremely-

[nova matrix]

Unreliable narrator

[static garnet]

I was crazy once

[harsh wharf]

I'm entitled to my wrong opinions

[hasty kayak]

They locked me In a room

[static garnet]

Fair enough lolz

[hasty kayak]

[static garnet]

A rubber room

[hasty kayak]

A rubber room with rats

[hardy parcel]

Int builds or Strength builds?

Which one is better

[harsh wharf]

Both

[static garnet]

Both are insane

[hasty kayak]

If kcd doesn't work soon I'm going to go crazy

[static garnet]

I honestly don't know

[hardy parcel]

I love Strength

[harsh wharf]

Crazy?

[static garnet]

Gl gng

[fickle flicker]

Guys I can't with her second phase

[static garnet]

And rats make me crazy

[fickle flicker]

Those summons pmo

[hardy parcel]

I’m about to go to Malenia NG+7 wish me luck

[nova matrix]

I like rats, I think they're cool

[static garnet]

Glllll :))

[nova matrix]

🐀

[hasty kayak]

But rats make me crazy

[nova matrix]

Skill issue I guess

Try learning to micro them better

[harsh wharf]

I'm like a really big rat if I didn't squeak and wasn't a rat

[hardy parcel]

Okay so I entered for 30 seconds and got her down one hit and she did waterfowl

[uneven shore]

Pot

[nova matrix]

So you're like a really big

[hasty kayak]

[static garnet]

Dear god-

[uneven shore]

hhhackkkkk

[harsh wharf]

Yes I'm a

[harsh wharf]

I have two of these

[nova matrix]

Damn, I hope that gets sorted soon

[cobalt adder]

Anyone willing to help with fire giant

[harsh wharf]

ㅤ

[hasty kayak]

I don't believe you

[harsh wharf]

#playstation-co-op

[cobalt adder]

MB I know

Sorry

[hardy parcel]

I think she hates me

[finite pelican]

It will be funny if they made a elden ring anime but its based on the manga

[hardy parcel]

She did it again

[static garnet]

😭 😭

[harsh wharf]

I'll throw them both at you.. somehow

[hasty kayak]

[nova matrix]

Using both of your hands

[hardy parcel]

Okay I’m using my double double whopper cheek combo

[harsh wharf]

Never speak again

[nova matrix]

🎺 🫏

[hardy parcel]

She’s never survived this when I used it

[harsh wharf]

Try two-handing

Gooood morning night cityy

[finite pelican]

why

[static garnet]

Gl

[nova matrix]

Elden ring should introduce death stranding walking mechanics so we can see torrent eat absolute dirt walking up a rock

[harsh wharf]

I dunno I'm just evil

[hardy parcel]

I got her to 2nd phase chat

[surreal jungle]

hi everybody

[hardy parcel]

Time to switch to my triple bang combo

[hardy parcel]

What’s up, Tarnished?

[harsh wharf]

🎶 🎷 🐛

[hardy parcel]

Yo wrong universe

[nova matrix]

🪘 🦇

The bat shall not be released from his drum based prison

[harsh wharf]

Beating Malenia with bestial incants is rather easy

[craggy cove]

i have bad news guys

[upbeat edge]

How do we end up here

[static garnet]

U can do ths TRUST

[nova matrix]

Confluence of circumstance

[harsh wharf]

You found the bodies?

[nova matrix]

All rivers lead to the sea

The sea is being cringe

[craggy cove]

i cant wear my uniform for JROTC for the foreseeable future

[surreal jungle]

universal travel

[harsh wharf]

Atleast there's alot of fish

[hardy parcel]

She was ONE hit away

[nova matrix]

Carry throwing knives

Knives save lives

[hardy parcel]

And take lives

[harsh wharf]

People when they spam op weapons and refuse to learn the boss...

[nova matrix]

Learning the boss is for those who havent learned pulley crossbow op

Calm down sir

[hardy parcel]

Les run it back

[nova matrix]

Its just a game

No need to become a rambunctious hooligan

[harsh mauve]

I'll be the Judge of that

[harsh wharf]

I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

[nova matrix]

Science

[fickle flicker]

I hate those girls who throw the chandeliers at me

Why does it one shot me

[upbeat edge]

Time travel ahead,therefore try friendship

[nova matrix]

There are no ships in elden ring, try again

[harsh wharf]

Counterpoint; don't go that way
Stay in the middle and edges of bookcases

[harsh mauve]

I builded a biat

[nova matrix]

Good job

[harsh wharf]

I didn't see this written down anywhere

[harsh mauve]

Thanks

[unborn olive]

we love pontiff

[upbeat edge]

I thought it’s only for maidenless💔

[nova matrix]

Its carved into the land itself

[harsh wharf]

We HATE Miquella

[upbeat edge]

Thank you bro

[nova matrix]

There are no piers or ports

[harsh mauve]

I made two

[nova matrix]

Only wreckage and deadmen walking

This is why I propose pirate dlc

[harsh wharf]

Fun fact, in Australian Aboriginal tales, a colossal snake with rainbow scales made all of the rivers by slithering through the lands

[nova matrix]

Reminds me of the myth of the worm from metro 2033 or rather the worm is maybe taken from that

[static garnet]

Hell yea

[nova matrix]

Similar idea except it bored through the earth to form the tunnels humanity now survives in

[fickle flicker]

How you do that

[flint halo]

Break the chandelier to get a heart

[fickle flicker]

I mean how will I kill those ones who throw books then

[livid jolt]

Anyone need help beating Margit the fell omen I wanna beat on him right now lol

[harsh wharf]

Swing from it to sing

[nova matrix]

God I may reread metro 2033 for the 4th time

[harsh mauve]

If you can read the book before it hits you it disappears

[nova matrix]

The book enraptures me in a funny way

[hardy parcel]

I DID IT

[static garnet]

Ggggggg

[hardy parcel]

she didn’t survive the double double cheek combo

[nova matrix]

Normalize reading for pleasure in the big 2026

[sudden ibex]

Snake eater is so good

[nova matrix]

Doomscroll these novels

[harsh mauve]

What do you read bookie

[upbeat edge]

Peak

[harsh wharf]

Splendid..

[nova matrix]

Lately its mainly sci fi and fantasy

[harsh mauve]

Nice

[sudden ibex]

I’m starting RE9

[nova matrix]

I'm about to start a piers anthony novel soon, "through the ice" I believe

[harsh mauve]

Peak

[sudden ibex]

I also finished SXSG for the second time on Switch 2

[sudden ibex]

I’ve heard good things about it yet I don’t think it’s gonna be better than RE7

[nova matrix]

I want to read more apocalypse novels but struggle to find anything that isnt supreme cheese

I guess I need to read The Road still

[harsh mauve]

I played through 7 three times and I like 9 more

[nova matrix]

Now thats a depressing ass novel lemmetellu

[fickle flicker]

Is there any character that can like give me back my runes if I die

I got 15k in rennalas arena rn😭

[harsh mauve]

I gotta get to that one after blood meridian

But unfortunately I just acquired another book

[nova matrix]

Technically gostoc, but only in stormveil, only if you kill him, and he stole them from you to begin with

He takes a portion of every death in stormveil and stores it

[fickle flicker]

Damn it

[fickle flicker]

Wait fr?

[nova matrix]

The thieving little stickbug man

Fr, its goofy

[fickle flicker]

Good

[nova matrix]

People use him to bank runes like this for esoteric things sometimes

Not sure if this or buying smithing stones is better play

The stones selling back for a portion of their value

[fickle flicker]

Damn it he only gave me two hundred

Does it work only before I kill godrick?

[nova matrix]

Not sure the exact mechanics, possibly

Per quick google he stops stealing once he opens shop

[fickle flicker]

Damn itttt

[torn trellis]

you’re a good man gostoc gatekeeper

[nova matrix]

99% sure he returns the runes on death, but couldnt find quick confirmation

I cant confirm myself because I have always killed him as soon as I enter stormveil basically since launch

Once I learned he steals at all I obliterated him from existence

If he didnt want to die maybe he shouldnt be so easy to staggerlock

[timid echo]

books chat

[timid echo]

what book

[nova matrix]

I just finished The Godmaker, good book

By same dude who wrote dune

[timid echo]

o

have you read red rising?

[nova matrix]

About a dude who basically oopsy doopsy his ways into godhood in the far future when the act of making a god is a ritual science

[nova matrix]

I havent but seems neat

Rn I'm going through 70's-90's novels from inheriting a massive collection of paperbacks

[timid echo]

it's pretty good I had high expectations for it and it exceeded it

[timid echo]

how do the books smell ? must be amazing

[nova matrix]

Exactly like my childhood which is a treat

I got a batch of these way back then and now I got the full thing

Its therapeutic since these are books dead and gone relatives read and it feels like reconnecting a bit

[timid echo]

second hand books have this charm behind it which I love

[nova matrix]

I'm finding old bookmarks in them

One was a torn off piece of another paperback which was funny as hell to me

[fickle flicker]

Oh she's weak to blood lose huh

[nova matrix]

I still need to finish sorting through them all, but I got so many and only one bookshelf for them. My tv stand is stacked out too

[fickle flicker]

Muhahaha

[amber reef]

omfg i just first tried mohg lord of blood please dont tell me hes considered easy

[nova matrix]

Boxes in my closet, boxes on the floor

[amber reef]

I could cry

[fickle flicker]

From what I seen he's hard

[nova matrix]

Person dependent

Build dependent too

[timid echo]

comparison is the thief of joy by a person named uhhh idk uhhh

[amber reef]

Im shakin 😭 this game is so good

[nova matrix]

He only has 10% in his phys absorptions and much higher in his elemental absorptions

He's also weak to status, but if you bleed him he gets a damage boost and you'll get blasted if not tanked up

I personally find him in middle of the pack on difficulty, his p2 is harder, but you can burst him down so fast in p1 he never enters p2

[amber reef]

he had wings for a couple of seconds which i assume is phase 2 but id seen him ranked so high i was so scared to enter lol
as it is now the two ive found hardest (firsttime souls player) are astel and fire giant

[nova matrix]

His wings are his phase 2 yea, right after he finished spitting latin rap at you