#general-discussion
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the one piece is mid
sure bro
Is your pfp hanamichi
its not but its from inoues second best work
Hey is completing Elden ring in 82 hours a fast run?
Oh
its togawa from real
sure
Dang
Is vagabond 1
I’m going to aim to complete it in 30 hours
janemba bro
I think vagabond is 2
But yeah slam dunk is amazing
have u read real
Nope only vagabond and slam dunk so for me it’s 2
w
Way more fun now Imo, it died so quick first run
What is the hardest souls boss nightreign included
thats fair
difficulty is subjective
That’s why I’m asking I wanna know people’s answers
subjective but community generally give it to pcr and malenia
prolly malenia for me when i first started
Meh what’s your personal answer
Idc about pcr at all he’s boring and his rememberance sucks
avari is the real boss
i dont know what i find hard anymore
Avari pretends to be good at elden ring for attention
true
we
Could be a mini boss that’s super annoying with dumb combos
any imp
Fair
Oh man, I finally found a controller setup that's comfy for sunless sea
i dont like loretta at all and find her annoying but shes not hard really
For me everdark libra hides in my nightmares
I forgot how much I missed this games atmosphere
Hello people
oh my god man that ugly little rat
All horse bosses have weird hitboxes
not the hitbox she just plays so weirdly
dts and tree hitbox issue solved by rolling towards the point of impact
I hate when she runs for 30 minutes and spams
yes! she is terrible
Her and red wolf are so annoying with that
If they made red wolf do his sword combos in nightreign more he would be extremely fast and easy to beat tho
Hey, is sote worth it?
I already got P so idrc
I really like horse(boar)back enemies due to their close-up attacks, they're all really fluid and satisfying to dodge imo, also all of them are cool enemies overall with ranged options that make fighting them fun
100%
Never had a problem with hitboxes tho
if you liked the base game and want more of it, and have the money, yeah sure
Yeah if you liked base game
Yay:D
banning all of you
rude
Fr
Do we deserve destruction?
Meow meow meow
Banning you specifically :3
Son
Lol
massively
I AM THE ONE WHO BANS
Super good
Massive?
Yk what else is massive
Ban this man please
Hey, don't
SOTE's map
Yea!
(it's empty)
What he said
meow
Alrighty
oh logic is mod again
coolio
Apparently the public outcry at me suddenly disappearing from the mods list after 3 and a half years was intense
It's linked to your playstation role
Ohhh
indeed
you must destroy your playstation in order to adopt a new colour role
Worth it
So only mods get the cool ones
Fr
experts also get the cool blu
Colour elitism
There WAS one guy who apparently came in going "blah blah I'm glad logic got banned"
passport?
fromsoft is paying the mods to promote duskbloods?
Little did he know I left voluntarily
Whar
Special grade
dude joined and straight up went for your head, was funny ngl
odd reference you wouldnt get
odd
People when you have a white role:
glory to nintendo
exactly!
I'm guessing this guy was previously banned by Logic and rejoined on a new account and began shitting on him lol
How many mods are typing in this cha-
time to go spend 20 quid on pokemon firered
please give us 20 quid for a game that was made over a decade ago
over TWO decades ago
Worth it honestly
it's ok! they made very minor edits to the rom!
god damn
The humble emulator
patched 1 (one) bug
goober
britishhhhhh
I like british ppl
why am i so old
Unc
unc and british gg
I really wanna get Legends ZA for both the pretty women and the fact I really miss pokemon can you buy me a swtich two
Fire red randomizer is a goat nuzlocke
double trouble
Ultimate combo
I mean, 20 dollars for a game is worth it (ignore my pfp i'm not buying ts (this this shid)) honestly but for a 20 years old one, pretty stupid
I will never buy myself or anyone a nintendo product voluntarily
bah bah bah
For one of the greatest pokemon games of all time with major nostalgia value its a steal
pretty please with a cherry on top
Honestly I just emulate everything except the switch games
What
Honestly yeah i'm a hypocrite I bought a sylveon plush 2 weeks ago
it is better than having to pay a monthly sub for emulated games like every other virtual console game on switch
but still fairly overpriced (imo)
Only pokemon really sucks and it was two gens only, really
FIVE hundred DOLLARS of peak
It's the switch itself and what's around it that sucks
I hate overpriced tech so to me
it all sucks
(game prices, paid online)
at least it's cheaper than a physical copy
gaming companies as a whole
What.
60-70 dollars for a new mario party (it will NEVER get updated)
nintendo isn't the only one with the pricing issues that's universal
The moment they told me I'd be unable to own a physical copy of my switch games I was immediately out on the switch 2
Can I rant about how comically terrible unfathomably terrible it is that you have to pay a subscription per month to access most of the content in a HUGE part of nintendo switch games
what more needs to be said truly
yep not buying a single 3rd party game on switch 2
And you bought it?!
Average merch plush price
Nope, was showing
that's so cool
That sounds like a very you thing to do
you would also celebrate his birthday and throw a party for him
that's a whole little guy just chilling in MY home
how big is it
Oh good..
Lifesized joltik plush
exactly
Nintendo knows who the gardevoir one is for
Except uhm.. uhhmmm.. I don't know, you kinda right
the lucario has like FIVE lifestyle photos of him being a good companion
Except Steam ✅
for me, my lucario would get lonely and needs someone to have tea parties with
the gardevoir is just one staring from a corner like "Shhhh"
everyone else sucks
I hope the sucessor to Gabe instantly ruins the company in the most beautiful swan song that has ever graced the surface of gaming
I really love gardevoir its unfortunate how she's treated
aniything but getting anti cheat
Probably my favourite fairy and favourite psychic
God forbid a pokemon has feminine traits
I need a lifesize incineroar to guard my abode from intruders
I swear those devs are involved in those cheating subscriptions
and off some severe misconceptions too, people out here reading "she makes black holes" and would commit animal abuse because it's vaguely humanoid
they making mad banks on us
LMAO wouldnt be surprised
my favourite of every other type is Silvally
Deoxys is probably one of my favourite bipedal humanoid-esque pokemon
noodle alien man
Have you considered olive tree though
Actually this isn't true I fw Greninja a lot and his mega left a lot to be desired for me
Actually ya know whats really funny about the pokemon freaks? Even the most "harmless" pokemon would nuke a city block on evolving if you used realistic science
unown
It takes HUGE amounts of expended energy to evolve anything over LONG periods
Cutiefly learning moves that would realistically blow up your house if they used it
choosing your favourite deoxys form is like a rite of passage
to rapidly transform like that you'd need an ENORMOUS amount of energy so imagine your catterpie goes to evolve into a kakuna, what do you think happens
If you choose defense your tribe exiles you
Well a bug does the same thing
This once again isn't true I ADORE Garchomp
they just melt
@outer gate do you fw garchomp
Now this but for a 2 meter horse
A little bit
yooo that reminds me, i forgot to get the new mega garchomp
I love them to death
Yes, over the course of several weeks after consuming VAST quantities and entering a metamorphic chrysalises
pardon me
new?
but no, a creature hanging like that would get the matter from its enviroment then and there
My favourite is scrafty
and I was absolutely devastated when I saw his mega
Yeah some popular mons got "Z" megas which are basically new megas with 151 base speed now
so first you get a black hole that eats you and your house
mega garchomp z!
and once it's consumed all that matter, it EXPLODES
WHAT
Fun fact it's pure dragon
the exothermic release from that kind of evolution would turn a pokemon into a fireball
okay I hate that its actually just worse that's kinda sad
WHY 😭
hop on legends za, it's above average for a pokemon game
Bro my earthquake STAB come onnnnn
legends arceus is still the only good game in that series unfortunately
The actual mega garchomp is worse than base garchomp btw
WRONG and STUPID
I really want to but I don't own a switch 2
RAAA
: (
It's on switch 1 too
All the side games SLAP pokemon RANGER has the best writing
you know it's true, it's not my favourite game in the series but that's because of nostalgia
Pokopia is the hard cutoff for switch 1 availability
don't own one of those either
wait ur actually so right, i apologise
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Oh that's understandable
cause of the speed drop yeah I know
ranger series was so good, totally worth destroying the touch screen on my ds
I don't run mega garchomp when I use them usually
Nintendo when asked to make a mainstream pokemon game:Lets make the most GENERIC dogwater
PMD Explorers of Sky is actual peak ❤️
Nintendo on side pokemon projects:I AM SUDDENLY PICCASSO AND MOZART HAND ME MY PAINTBRUSH
Ranger has GREAT story, fantastic OST
Who knew, the side studios aren't overworked and don't have deadlines shorter than a gen 6's gym leader team
Genuinely funny writing which is rare pokemon forces so much humor
HA HA HA generic rival 42 it IS funny that that guys being chased by a level 3 pokemon thank you we haven't seen that before
I actually forgot what my PVE garchomp lineup even was
I think it was Earthquake, Dragon Claw, Sword Dance and something else
Thanks Alexander
wym
random message popped up with a link that pinged me
Likely
i had a ghost ping but ignored it so
@raven fern That link is not allowed.
no idea if it was that
Poison jab I think might've been the last one?
regardless it was really strong no surprise
How did you warn yourself bro 😭
gotta be responsible
Meg
Is there any dlc coming for the normal Elden
Tarnished edition some time this year if it doesn't get delayed again
I have a challenge no single soul could complete its so difficult so impossible that you would live 1000 lifetimes and still not complete it
It's probably been done already say it
1v8 against 8 Pre Nerf Chosen bots in brawlhalla without weapons
Changes: 2 new classes, 3 bug fixes, 6 weapons nerfed, 1 weapon buffed
Thanks for tuning in!
like day release chosen bots
I thought you were gonna say souls related that's far more boring

I hate Nintendo
They gonna patch offsac and I'm gonna cry when they do
Let’s stick to the topic
give me 1000 lives and ill do it
nerf star fists and alabaster in tarnished edition to revive challenge running
They will nerf hand of malenia and make godfrey's icon broken on half of the skills of the game
they all are rayman
in fact shuffle around the scaling of all weapons to spice it up
torrent skins 
Make incants int scaling and sorceries faith scaling
no
I hope they make cane sword good ❤️
I hope they don’t
Give golden halberd an actual damaging ash
Yeah cane sword is already great but please
Such a cool weapon for the ash to be golden vow 😔
All the D scaling int weapons should have interchangeable AoW
I think if the ash isn’t unique you should be able to change it
Like what’s the point of making the weapon not changeable then give it some mid ass ash
Yeah it's stupid that stuff like crystal sword is locked with a basic mediocre AoW
Another one that annoys me is the dragon claw thing from DTS
Thank god clayman's harpoon is locked
Also they fumbled catalyst weapons so bad in ER
some of the lowest AR in the entire colossal weapon class AND it's split between phys and lightning
that thing is so bad
Loretta's War Sickle should've been one
And you're stuck on Endure with the dragon claw thing from DTS
- smithing weapon
- stuck with impaling thrust
- doesn't even display its own spellbuff
- is bugged to be basically unuseable with any non-magic damage dealing spells
???
And it’s one of my favourite base game weapons design wise 🥲
why they even bother
Exactly
Dark souls 3 is a decade old and its catalyst weapons display their spellbuff
they genuinely just did not bother
Fromsoft casually forgetting their own features as usual
Meanwhile DS3 gives you a cool pickaxe with good scalings, a sick metal staff thingy that sets stuff on fire, a fire damage only curved sword for pyromancy!
thing had horrible int scaling on release too it had to get buffed
also the ariandel whip with like a 20% damage boost skill for 2 minutes or somethibg stupid like that
ER suffers alot from half implemented concepts
Yeah the whip is so good for miracle builds
Would it really be that hard to give madness a buildup for bosses
when does gideon disappear from roundtable holds? after fire giant or after maliketh?
B-but the animation!
Let's not talk about sleep.
#mixtape
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Definitely them just being LAZY
I'd take a generic wonky animation over making madness near useless in PvE
We never have anyone around so
Happened but I live in a pretty princess room
A seal and plenty weapons and incantations FOR WHAT
tbf most of the incants are good despite no madness on bosses
Still it’s lame
Yuh
I get death blight tho
Deathblight just can't be balanced
I mean it’s just ER’s equivalent of curse
More meant to be against the player then a useable thing
Wish we had sleep sorceries
That’d be cool
I wish for apples for everyone.
I don’t like apples
I advocate for more colours in sorceries
It's okay. Apples forgive you.
I advocate a version of er with the nightfarers as playable characters
Can I get cilantro instead?
Ik there are mods but it’d be cool
Apples are all generous. You will receive what you ask for.
What kind of apple
Every kind. There is no racism in apples.
So I’m getting a random apple or one of every kind
Sup
Every kind and however much you want.
Apples don't have races
green and red apples
Kindism.
They have cultivars or varieties. No races. Apples belong to 2 species, either cultivated or natural
Buh
There are ones for cider and stuff that don’t taste good
Can I murder them and turn them into juice?
No. But actually yes.
Eh-
Thanks
Apples are kind of overrated anyway tbh
Sekijo
Apel
Apple juice is good for your health.
Truth is, I don't really like apples

Blasphemy
Cuz of their texture, not taste
Sliced?
It's fine. Apples forgive you.
Prunes are better
Yucky
Dried fruits are disgusting
I ate like 5 in a single sitting once
I like plums. Hate prunes. Love grapes. Hate raisins.
Yummy yummy plums
Arent they dried plums
Like who TF wants to eat a fruit that isn't juicy?
I meant plums
Ah
Didn’t mean to say prune
Okayish
Pomegranates are okay
Skinned?
Definitely unique
Litchi and cantaloupe are the best fruits
Cherries and Watermelon
We should respect each other's opinions like well mannered individuals.
Actually I hate all those who disagree with me
I disagree
Indeed
May Apples show you guidance.
I agree with your disagreement
Well said.
Um strawberries hello
Are you Apple Kid
Thank you, how are you
I am The Apple Prince.
Good but overrepresented
Why did we have to get the stupid giant frenzy spell from Midra instead of his laser beam attack....
Too sweet
What a SICK JOKE
I am very tired. Was about to dip. What about you?
dude im starting to hate re9
the grace parts are good but they made leon such an idiot
I see, sleep well, im decent
He do be blonde in fairness
Yoooo guys we made Messmer's Orb and it was finally the ONE and ONLY good boss spell we've made in this game in a while, let's do it for Midra too!
his whole thing is having an enormous battle iq and dexterity
Thank you. May good health and luck be with you.
not only has he commited the same mistakes he commited in re4, but hes pulling some chris redfield garbage
Makes another ball spell
That also would have been good. Instead we got a giant worse version of unendurable.
Thank you
hes got a tomahawk axe
one side is for cutting, the other is for piercing
hes hitting an armored enemy with the cutting part, thing is literally bouncing off and all with sparks
Was it Leon who did that stupid gun fu scene where he was shooting at point blank range along with his opponent and they were both missing everything?
no thats chris
and so instead of using the part of the weapon thats on his hand that would do what its supossed to do
he just goes "well i gotta hit harder i guess"
okay chris redfield 🙄
Midra if the greatsword of damnation has good scaling and was corrupted, dealing madness damage
That's more of a writing thing though than an indictment of the character.
Would've been good to have chaos blade in ER with madness buildup
Whether it is on you or on the weapon or both
Nope. It's just another holy faith scaling Greatsword with a generic moveset and a broken command grab
Fromsoft did not cook the DLC long enough.
I would have been okay with it developing over 2 years if it meant the quality was closer to the base game
Pulled out of the oven 3 minutes early
hey guys
Ehhh. If the fan base wanted medium well, I think we got rare.
Many areas also have zero side dungeon which surprised me
But it's still a great DLC nonetheless
Anyone can help with melenia?
No side dungeons, barren areas with nothing of interests. Severely mid "rare" items...
I would but I'm at work 🙁
As in being summoned to help or giving a tip?
Summoned
Ah sorry I'm not available for like a week
Here's a good question. Aside from PCR, what boss in any Souls game that From has made gave you the hardest time to beat?
If you don't find anyone, I'll be on later today.
tree sentinel has my longest boss time
🥶
Level 1 run?
Maliketh
yeah when ur brand new to the game after not touching souls for a while and lv 1 ramming ur head against it
I didn't find PCR too hard, i struggled a lot more with malenia
Bonafide genius lmao
Like
Malenia
Or Ornstein and Smough
Maliketh is my longest even counting pcr
like even counting pcr tree sentinel is my longest boss time
Mine was Fume Knight
Lorian and Lothric on my first playthrough took me more tries than PCR
I think my longest was General Radahn
Took me over 35 attempts to beat him
The only non er boss that was kinda rough was manus
What's the difference? Hahaha
Now im convinced i got crazy lucky to beat lothric and lorian on the first try
i kinda wanna do a rl1 run
I never got the thing that weakened his damage or whatever either Lols
Idk I found them quite simple myself, only took like 2 tries
But probably thats because i had souls experience by the time i reached them
I guess I have a problem dealing with piggyback riding bros
i wouldnt call him rough i would say that idk whats going on with those hitboxes
Alright. Now that we know who the toughest bosses were for y'all, which bosses were the scariest? The one that made you panic whenever you fought them.
True Tbf, somehow I won tho so that’s all that matters
the skeleton guy from ds3 made me scream because he jump scared me
Hello everyone
None
i beat him by me baiting his hand
I began playing soulslike in DS3 so this fast paced boss with alot of hp traumatized me
Dreglords 4th phase transition is a new type of fear seeing it for the first time
4 kings always kinda freaks me out
Mf should not be that athletic
Dreglords?
None scared me but let's go with the Watchdog + 4 imps fight in Impaler's Catacombs
he prob does calisthenics
Ah, thats fair. A lot have started with ds3
I just used havels set against them
Nightreign dlc final boss
Oh right. Gotta start that up again
Hell, ds3 probably is the one that introduced most to the series or genre
Er def did more
either it or bluborn
(before er.)
Yeah that works for me too but it's still anxiety inducing with the music, the way they just get bigger because of the arena, and how you can't see where you're standing or how close you are to them. Plus it's a time trial.
True
Although the lead up to the 4 kings is awesome. Going down that spiral staircase only for it to break off into utter darkness is so cool
Now that makes me wonder
did er ever had a sudden review drop (like from good to mixed or bad) because of countless difficulty complaints
And then wandering around the abyss after beating them lol
is there any physick tear that increase blood lost? or blood damage etc?
The runback really sucked
And then you forget to equip the ring
Only thing that improves blood buildup is arcane scaling.
Everytime lol
is there arcane tear? i have the dex
Crystal sage runback was fun cuz I missed the crucifixion woods bonfire on first playthrough
what's more hell yeah ddlc or mgrr
there's a barcane beer
What yall know about bloodbonr
There's a dlc talisman that improves arcane but that's it I think
imo the worst ds1 runback was capra or nito
It sucks lol.
I only deal in barcane magic
Marikas eyeball also bumps it I think
Yeah lol
Nah its peak trust 🙏 🙏
That it's still not on PC
Probably at the beginning but I feel the people who liked the game outweighed it, the same thing happened with AC6
All of lower undead burg sucked
In terms of difficulty maybe
but in terms of long and boring we all know the answer💔
Blame Sony ig
nah i need to use 2 f defence talis for radahn dude i cant use talis anyways thanks
My favorite was when I jumped off the top of the stairs and landed near the bottom and died from fall damage before I even dropped into the arena
see you say this but what you don't realize is nobody has experienced the undead burg more then once
bed of chaos or seath
I will leap off a roof if it means i can get to capricorn faster
I just skip it entirely lol
true
Np. I'd recommend getting some high frequency attack weapons like the curved swords. With bleed buildup you want more swings, not more power.
Guys
had shot one of those the small ones and realise why its name is fireball😭
Pinwheel made a comeback in ER thanks to Necromancer Garris
nah nah nah no need to skip content you can literally just hop off a roof, land on another roof, and get right to the fight
im playin ROB with uchi
Take it and get your sewer key
Is the uchi a blood uchi?
same
I did this actually at some time
But only once, i then said "ts not worth it"
(I recommend the tomb of the giants bone blacksmith run before this)
hella yh with 115 blood loss
If you make a weapon like a katana have the bleed ability it'll actually get a buff to the innate bleed the weapon has.
If you do the level 1 tomb of the giants run its pretty trivial overall for decent reward
Yeah, there's not too many ways to improve that tbh.
When dark souls is getting a remake again
hopefully tomorrow right
Dark Souls 2 remake when
Dark souls 2 2 when
They already made Elden ring
Oh wait thats already a thing
dark souls 1 remastered remake remastered remake complete edition
We're going BACK in TIME to get DARK SOULS 2 off the MENU
i know that i cant get stronger rn actually, im 220 with 19 bless. i know im f suck at this game thats why i cant beat him
what if Demon's Souls had a remake 🤔 🤔 🤔
What if I beat you with a braided cable
Sounds plausible
Im sure it would be awesome and cool!!
some questions are better left unanswered
Nah. He's a stupid strong boss without a real way to cheese him
Ariandel Whip reference
What if elden ring had a fortnite mode?
Only thing I can recommend is avoid having more than 1 summon for the fight.
this is just nightreign
I hope if ds1 ever gets remake it gets des remake treatment❤️🩹
executioner's greataxe crit on this guy
shield poke method
If you have 2 summons it triples his health and defense and he's got like the 2nd or 3rd most life of any boss in the game.
its like first phase u fightin with radahn and 2nd u fightin with ||miquella|| not with radahn
Literally balance if you want the live service game experience on nightreign, just uh
elden ring rather
just uh go play nightreign
Yeah🔥🔥
ahhh please dont remind me that u cant imagine how close i am to do that
thops
i did NOT know that wtf
do it shield poke builds are funny
I love rotting PCR raaaaaah
Actually yeah, great shield poke is probably the best way to cheese him.
I mean it's the best "fortnite" out there and yes I'm being biased
He can still wreck you tho
in ng will do prbbly i cant f with him again dude
hit me with this
Peak bosses, peak gameplay
looks tasty
shield poke really works on every boss
Probably melts through your skin
yeeeee
i dont think in any other boss u need it
Yeah. Try him with just one summon. You'll see a difference in damage immediately
Also Dovah nooo
omg
fireball is cheap trash
reminds me of that one bartender game
oh
rip
I'll get you good cinnamon whiskey
yeeeeeee
stop sending gifs dawg im jealous
Is vodka overrated? Or well rated?
overrated
Same
overrated, it is flavorless
id say mid
It's rated.
flavored vodka is okay
All alcohol is overrated
thats why cherry juice exist
Vodka is just neutral alcohol. No flavor or anything really
If you want to get drunk fast then its fairly rated
Flavored vodka?? Never had it
but people out here drinking plain skye and going WHEEEW I LOVE CONSUMING UNTOUCHED POISON
hll nah
I drank vodka once and it's just dehydrated water
He's right you know
Pink Whitney is pretty good
I'm more of a rum guy
My all time favorite is red wine, you guys might disagree with my taste tho
People prolly drink vodka for
tradition
the feeling
why not lol
Wants to get drunk
whats ur name? jack sparrow?
I prefer wine but even then it's soft stuff and once every few months
Brandy is pretty good too. Gin is good if you want vodka with some garden trimming flavor
If you don't give a hell about gender stereotypes your drink pallate becomes much more open
Damn I wonder if we have it here
and you begin to realize
Cocktails are cool
Ah. I see you've heard of me
I ain't care about none of that ong
that "girly" dirnks aren't usually strong but also taste delicious
so you can drink 30
Cocktails are peak, give me the pretty pink drink
dirnks
Would you consider red wine as a girly drink tho?
If you want crazy women to like you, tell them you drink tequila.
How is wine girly
no lolol i'd consider no drinks girly
No food is girly or masculine apart from raw polar bear liver
wine is the original drink of choice of frenchmen
No I mean right but like🔥🔥
Oh yeah must be because I'm french
and quite frankly
Which is funny since I've always associated wine with Italy more.
if Jean Luc Picard is girly
It's mostly popular with women for whatever reason
then I don't wanna be manly
We drink a futon of beer too
adopted baby cats I wish I could send pics of them
But bringing gender into drinks is actually dumb fr
people do that?
this actor is the peak of being a man for me
Bald
whiskey sounds like a men drink or whatever btw
he's been knighted, exceptionally successful
Sorry son.. no "Romantic Sunshine" cocktail for you...
manly?
You'd be surprised
Patrick Stewart is a real man, he treats women well, gives to charity, doesn't discriminate and is a scholar above all else
not to mention he can take a joke at his expense which is rare for someone you'd expect to have a huge ego
What if being manly/womanly meant being a honourable, respectable person
And he is bald
It does
So real?
Yes
Wouldn't even notice I am too distracted by him being peak
it does indeed
Fair enough
for example no one calls me womanly 
When you're so peak who needs hair
You're humanly
Oh wait you're Marika sorry you gotta go
nettspend
I feel like calling someone womanly or manly is weird
Guys why is Marika a bad person?
half-humanly half-godly
naah
That just seems like a weird thing to say
tuff pfp
phrase???
Why can't she be like a cool person guys
idk
Some people judge people based on stereotypes ig
Thank you 
I've never heard someone say this irl though
Just sounds like you're judging them like a product
I'd call your online persona womanly but the real mistake anyone makes on here is judging people past that
even the most unhinged person here can go and lead a normal life and nobody will ever know because I ban them
🙆♂️
Genocide

Truth is we're all little freaks online
who is we
Online?
I'm innocent
If Metyr is the mother of fingers, then Celes must be the father
Why is he lying?
✌️
You should maintain this, it's good for your survival as a person
Not me
We're entering an age where EVERYTHING is checked when you apply for a job
I imagine platforms like discord will eventually fall under that umbrella
Celes as in celestial
hardest boss is EASILY maliketh we agree?
yep my friend is having a hard time with jobs lol
Before learning him I think yes
2nd hardest is fire giant
No way 😭😭😭
Jori is a horrible boss
Uhh idk I was referring to the Cathedral of Manus Celes, we never see him so I assumed he was either the father of fingers or even somehow directly connected to the greater will
Honestly I just nuked Maliketh with Stars of Ruin
I put out over 300 resumes not even a call back lmao
Can’t you do that against any boss
You're being filtered by AI
gng 😭
Manus Celes would translate to something along the lines of "Celestial Hand" which I believe refers to Ranni's fingers
I am ai
i just beat elden ring for the first time and this mf had 1 hp rolled 3 times and killed me so i cheesed him
Considering that Discord wants you to verify your age soon if you want to use the App fully as you did before, this is unfortunately not unreasonable
which might be why you're being filtered by it if you used ai to make your resumes
Wait do you have the dlc??
no
oh brother did you not hear
they backpedaled and delayed that severely
Well that is a good thing I guess
almost like it was a bad idea and people were BOUND to get angry whats your next move discord
🙆♂️
Get the dlc bro 😭😭😭snd yea fire giant is a bit annoying when he constantly rolls but you’ll see true hell in the dlc
i used mimic tear +10 and dragon incantations
Genuinely Jori is a foul horrible boss
The job market is also just horrible in Canada atm. I did get a email from Walmart tho
I mean considering the data breach where Tons of personal data got lost, I would not entrust them with my personal data
Yeah but my brother watched me and wanted me to try new spells so I went for Comet Azur and Stars of Ruin because cool legendary stuff found recently and Maliketh got nuked (interesting story I know)
Walmart might be evil, but they're always hiring
Holy bro what weapon do you use
Sam would turn in his grave if he could see the prices today
the revuria i think
Very true
Hello
Spells I feel like make the game so much easier do they?
Reduvia
the one you get from the bloody finger dude
Ahhh ok ok damn bro
Are you gonna get rhe dlc?
hi
when i get the money
Honestly they're as good as other builds apart from easy ranged options, you need to allocate your hp flasks into fp, waste time by running away from bosses and finding good openings to cast your spell
I do think a hybrid build is the way to go though
i know nothing abt the dlc
Deal big melee damage, deal big spell damage
Yea that makes sense I started getting so mad running straight strength against fast bosses
Thank you Coded Sword
Yes some hybrid weapons sre so broken
T
Keep it that way
Policy
Yako
It will make the new findings and content so interesting rhe DLC weapons are some of the most fun
Hru
I'm great. Hbu
the fire giant pissed me off so much i genuinely believed a real dude was controlling him
Shoutout to Rosus' Axe for being a long normal axe with good strenght AND intelligence scaling alongside a great version of a disappointing spell
Heyy
Thats good, im good, wanting to play e33
Hru
Does anyone need help on any boss (playstation)
you’re telling me that the only time i ride torrent towards him he decides to do a attack i cannot dodge with torrent
Glad to hear, goty mentioned 
You should ask that in play co-op
Ok ty
Np
Indeed
Hotel
What is this pfp , NAUR
🙂↕️ ✌️
mesa monotone (warframe)
oh my god bro
torrent can be killed by the frenzy flame
art is pain
so torrent doesn't like the frenzy flame area
Me too,torrent come out im scared too
😭
Some guy named madding hand got folded by me for no reason
‘Man experiences abyssal woods for the first time (HORRIFYING)’
Truly,im just tryna fold midra rq and get out
meow meow meow
🐈
I forgot that weapon I don’t play the game much anymore
I jus play boss rush
Cool death axe
What are you
Makes sense bro
greetings everyone
"greetings" calm down professor😭
salutations my good sir
🐈⬛
w*man: "pls stop manipulating me"
me (who kisses boys): manipulates the female brutally
???
oh okay
Yonder comes Iself's presence, bask in my presence, O welcome guest
Y'all wish y'all could manipulate like me btw
men: pls stop meowing
me (who is a cat) meow meow meow
what are you? Shakespeare?
This ‘star fists’ weapon is so bad amirite guys
manipulates you into thinking i'm shaqspear
society: pls stop milking yourself
me (who is a cow): moo moo
shaq spear ✅
omg
Hey it’s shaquille o’spear
shaqspear is it really you
broski
Yeah I have proof (no proof for privacy reasons)
Guys I met maliketh
How do I kill the dude outside his house
with damage
im crine
i think i care about my health 10x more than other people my age
Son what
Who is son
i shall not judge another for their actions
-# even though its very tempting
A manipulator let's his inner animal out sometimes
My son, do not fall prey to the troll
it gets really dangerous though
i shall not be fished up as prey
May I remind you of the screaming tiger vs pensive ape image
i will endure the bait
if only we had image perms
Hi will endure the bait, i'm dad
Shackled like Marika rn
Do yall like the death poker?
- watches *
It's a cool weapon
bro discord is so ahh with the messaging system
Lil bro roleplaying
sends the watches gif
I hate the greatsword moveset but this thing fixes it with a cool R2
only thing good about r1 moveset is the POKE because pierce damage
cant capitalise pierce damage cuz mods will take away my rights 🥀
Speaking of Poke. I've never seen anyone use the lance
The ground to sky slash kind of attack is great, sword
i wonder whats the most underrated greatsword ash of war
greatsword r1s dont pierce
the crouch r1
Taker's- Shriek of Milos perhaps
Or Ruinous Ghostflame? Greatswords are very popular I'd not call one of their skill underrated
oh u mean that alr
sword of milos lowk underrated
Are tree sentinels albinaurics?
Black blade kindred the hardest boss in the game✌️💔
that is true
i think most people just use lions claw and call it a day lol
Range is outrageous.
Peak design, perfect for a skeleton build
Ong
Im so serious
margit was avengers level threat when i started
250 attempts 7 hours ✌️
I just wish the moveset wasn't so 💔
Rogier the goat
Rogier indeed the goat
guys im 19 bless and i have 2 frag, how tf can i know where is the last one
I was so sad seeing him crippled
Killed da hippos?
end the dlc with 19 bless i had the same problem
all of em i believe
the difference between 12 scadu anf 20 is basically nothing anyway dont stress abt it
and i have 2 frag dude, i just need 1 more frag
he probably looked like a guy with a metal hat
did you kill all the pot guys
I got shamelessly overleveled for dlc bosses
i, want, it, ALL/
how can i know if i did or didnt?
Ansbach or A DRAGON HUNTER?
Because unlike on my last playthrough i dont have the deaths poker hp delete button
you dont
yep

The dragon hunter I believe
Is he screaming
check a youtube guide and go through all of the locations until you find which one youre missing
Do his questline
Cuz he told me to stay away from the river in limgrave
Oooh
Oh
Not igon
Yura
top 10 most tedious things oat 😢
if only games had a way to do these kinds of mechanics better
The goat fr
lmao im still at 19 scadu because i dont wanna go through that pain
imagine you've already beaten a game but you gotta backtrack everywhere for one item
like i think they could add some npc that can give a map of the fragments like really late game or end game
Random merchant beefing with Bayle
hello amonimus
no because fromsoft is too evil for that
hello irisa
i have one too
i understand that while fighting with radahn dude
btw guys I BEAT HIM
BAYLE! vile bayle!
Theres another.
adding like a seperate map that shows vague paths to scadu fragments would be a very fromsoft thing to do imo
vague
could be yh
ER is nigh impossible without Guides
they should add some sort of boss replay feature without running through the game over and over
After you die you can return to yura and he'll say he told you so
And then he can help you fight it
if you want a game carried by its community
thats minecraft
finding out how to complete dark souls questlines in early social media was like solving an impossible internet arg
i tried that w no knowledge of souls games previously and i was so lost bro
thats true
Anri of Astora
Did yall sob when yura died?
Nice Pokémon anniversary pfp. Which starter do you think you'll be choosing in gen 10?
Wow another quest where a seemingly pure of heart character dies in a brutal way
Thanks, probably Qecqua but I'll wait to see the full evos
Seems like nepheli is the only npc who can have a good ending
i FOUND it guyss
Gecqua is my pick just from seeing their first stages
Team cherry took too much inspiration from them
Yura probably knew he couldn't bring back Eleonora's sanity but he died honourably and still managed to cut off her bloody finger
im 50kg at 15 yrs old
Lolll
I love how Yura foreshadows Shabriri
that's why he's the GOAT 🗣️🔥
Open an umbrella and start flying in a strong breeze(jk)
Gen 10 starter type predictions
Browt Grass Fighting
Pombon Fire Fairy
Gecqua Water Psychic
Been there done that
"hotheads like you"
"unless you're mad or want to be burned alive"
Hotheads? Are you the lord of frenzied flame?
Qecqua probably going water poison imo
Shabriri is required to meet death in everyone of my playthroughs
On my first playthrough I already inherited the flame before meeting him
Has anyone ever beaten that boss that kills you at the start
I just beat black blade kindred and the draconic tree sentinel what do I do next I’m still so confused
Tree Sentinel?
wowie
It's possible tho no?
Grafted scion at low level without heals is damn near impossible
I started the game like 5 days ago btw
Keyword near
Oh I see
The humble square off:
guys is in ng the runes that mobs giving is increasing?
clear the area u unlocked after draconic
tell me thy ways
okey
Lowkey I just kept going for kindred but that tree sentinel bro💔
Does black blade kindred drop a good item or something?
no
