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Fromslop
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minor spelling mistake
yes but only because theyre built to be able to do crazy stuff
Also why is the input reading in this game so blatantly obvious (prolly cope from me but idk)
theyre called “mobile” suits theyre meant for maneuverability even heavy arms is
Sadly
yah, i prefer the stiffness of armored cores they feel more like actual war bots
meow meow meow
Oh also there’s many times where I feel that damage, no matter how small, is unavoidable from a boss
Ultra peak
gundams are also only made that way to be functional in space combat
Like Margits 2 dagger slice into a back step and throws more when u get too close to him after a certain move
Daily reminder to Elden your ring guys
they have mobile workers in iron blooded orphans which are basically just highly maneuverable tanks
hello lei heng
Correct

What if I don’t
i also looked into the hero killer manhwa
Then u will become big black
Erd prison
No one can ever replace big black
immortal is quite goofy, like he gets torn appart and sewn back together by his stand bro
Im always correct
Incorrect
why does he have aura though
Thats what i NEVER am, im never incorrect
he appears so early into the manhwa it seems, does he get offed just like that or is he an actual active threat all troughout
i didnt read much
mostly wanted to see how this character fought
chat should i draw courier 6
He appears in the latter parts, idk tbh he’s immortal so do with that information what u will
yo

idk bro theres always immortal guy that gets killed anyways
Correct
And he’s pretty weak so he prolly not gonna live long
Spell bananas

"oh no main character, this guy is immortal we cant kill him"
"dont worry guys i will kill him"
"haha you cant kill me i cannot die- guahhh * dies *"
B-a-n-a-n-a-s
if only lei heng had his powers... all the little bits of skull could have ben sewn back together
he has swag though ill give him that
Yes Man ending is the only acceptable option for new vegas
By law I am required to respond Yes
asking chat gpt to make the world better
ncr exists btw
idk i pick ncr
they have their flaws but its better than being a centrist
if only there were any other factions
flaws:
-racist (barely)
NCR is arguably the centrist choice
you say this like its not a bad thing
I beat eldenring for the 10th time, I've beaten elden beast the 2nd try am I pro or do I need to still get gud
The better way to phrase it is "hey, at least NCR isnt the Legion"
?
thank god? lmao?
yes man is the literal centrist option my guy
its the most pseudointellectual shiz ever
only racist towards the races who need racism towards them
Yes Man is the wild card ending
like the legion
"hmm both these guys sides have flaws, but i dont, im perfect, i can do everything better than them"
the ncr is really only racist towards legionaries
ok broski troski carroski
I can do everything better than them, I started with 10 int🧠
id reccomend you stop talking
what other endings are there, i forget
so like, side legion, side ncr, yes man, and ?
Ncr, legion, house, yes man
i dont even remember what house wants, to become a dictator right?
i mean they literally allow ghouls so clearly the only races who deserve racism are legionaires and the super mutants but i think they also allow super mutants
grats
A technocrat dictator who wants to leave earth and go colonize space using his accrued power base in the region
if i remember correctly house wants to control the mojave by force as like a police state but hes a somewhat chill dude
His obituary is funny as hell
oh my god bro
we gotta kill this guy
i dont like the dude but i gotta keep him alive for the NCR
Iirc he basically calls himself the last hope for mankind and when he dies so goes the race as we know it
my damn internet is acting up ugh
at least hes not caesar
He's Caesar if Caesar was actually smart
the larpers legion
media literacy award
First two paragraphs of his obit;
"Robert Edwin House, 261, President, CEO, and sole proprietor of the New Vegas Strip, industrialist and technologist, founder, President, and CEO of the multi-billion-dollar pre-war robotics and software corporation, RobCo Industries, has died.
Generally recognized by Mr. House to be mankind's only hope of long-term survival, Mr. House's passing may well sound a death knell for the entire human race."
caesar is a slaver, murderer, misogynist, among other horrid things
who wins in a one on one fist fight mr house or dr house
House has a cannibal cult under his wing
probably dr house since hes not a corpse inside a tube
do they have to be at their peak
yes
i do not remember this
mr house wins then
The white glove society
hes just gonna kick dr houses cane away and he will fall over
Thats their whole thing, they're secret cannibals and you either convince them to give up their ways or continue them
i gotta rewatch edgerunners and study a bunch of video essays on cyberpsychosis
and then i have to study mental illnesses
imma be honest ive been liking the fallout show
like sure its not lore accurate but the story it tells is pretty good
entretaining watch
i havent seen season 2 yet
the writers didnt want it to be canon originally
It is afaik, any discrepancies are overridden by the show
ncr canonically wins hoover dam btw
vault tech nukes the ncr to hell
Anyone got 50 dollars
literally the biggest fallout ass pull ever
The enclaves last laugh
i dont
Oh
to what game are we going to next? in the show
Arcade Gannon crying in the corner
cuz theyre leaving vegas
all just because they didnt want to admit there was advanced society outside the vaults
Anyone else got 50 dollars?
either 3 or 4 most likely
or are they actually just doing their own place
the ghoul is a bum in 76
what do you need it for
He is, the ohio update in general is
Nightreign
It seemed really cool and then you explore everything within 2 hours and get bored again
you will NEVER believe who is in the music video for a johnny cash song
Wtsg
if i had 50 dollars id buy nightrein
Fair enough
If I had 50 I’d buy nightreign and then a burger
Cause I’d be hungry after buying nightreign
say that again
Noni
yako ultrakill today
Evan burger. ✌️🫤
hotfix out
my names Evan burger
does it come with a side of fries
Yeah my middle name is cheese
Ye, i did see that, dont know if ima be playing fraud tho
frawd
Fraud last month
did you say his last name is BURGER?! 😂
does he come with a side of fries?!
yes his middlename is also cheese
Evan cheese burger with fries
and a shake!
is this lil d
🔥 Spoiler 🔥
I want to obtain the White Mask, but unfortunately I defeated Mohg Lord of Blood and Varré’s questline has ended… Is there any way to get the mask other than starting NewGame+ ?...Thank you ❤️
best girl
only ng+
trade
I heard that someone can drop it for you.
Buy a burger and save the 40 for yourself
indeed, #how-to-access-trade-channels
Dang, ur right
can i summon someone to my house and have them drop a bag of crisps
No go buy it yourself
i messed up the quest and the shop is closed rn
You can pray to erase your sins and the store will be open right after
Who some free runes?
Cheeze.
I already have them
well give them back
does anyone have a reduiva dagger i could trade something for plz
The nightreign dagger?!
elden ring copied nightreign
Hey bestie
Hallo
Hey is anyone willing to help me fight the Elden beast
hii
hallo
Hi
Who are you pfp.
blonde vampire of unknown gender
My pfp is Roxana, no vampire
Good morning everyone
Haiii
hey
Heyyy little adorable princess!
I too am in here
Haiii
If it isn't the great flame herself
hi little adorable princess!
Your pfp is killing me bro
Stealing my flow
You're so sweet 🫃
hi
hi
Wilsoon! Lo seinto!
Now here's the REAL little adorable princess
🦅✋️⚾️
that’s right
whats up
whats she from
idk
A manhwa of the same name
Just crossed my mind that I always finished the game rl100+...
Which dex weapon would you guys suggest for a first rl70 run?
fym rl70
rune level 70
Useless stat
Sorry bro, idk what fym means
i know. i mean why is he restricting to rl70
gonkskin duo
Bro wants a build with NOTHIN
it means "f you mean" f in question being the autmodded swear word we can't type
Particularly bad at everything
playing with anything above 1 vigor is for noobs
Some bs type of build
why not, people can do whatever they want
Lol, I came for some tips, ended up getting roasted
Can you?
Beats me
we live in a bad world
miria yells at me every day so yeah
Why would I beat you???
Chat is funny today
if you're going to make a sorry joke like that at least make sure the message replied to is of the right grammar to make it
And if I dont
Will you beat him instead
then it's a waste of a message and unfunny at best
damn is everything okay?
I wouldn't call it nothing. Like, naga keen + black flame something incantation with just flame grant me is busted from the beginning
I want a second opinion
Hah Leon said that!!!
i dont know rn
That was honestly the funniest line in the whole game
☹️
The silent treatment I hope
Not as good
Replaying re4r because I’m broke and can’t afford re9
Im watching zullie play re9
I prefer her streams over markipliers im ngl
Marks are funnier tho
I prefer non commentary play throughs
hi
-# hi
im watchin one of those rn
Damn it
Same I'm like 4 hours in rn
boring
Leon makes it fun enough
gross
Bro those dreadful 2 hours of grace running around bro
since the remakes+
Call me overconfident but i dont feel like i need to power level vigor
ill just dodge
then dont, but i dont wanna hear you complain
bros gameplay is gonna be 90% loading screens
He made it peak
ada remained pretty
i feel so bad for ada, they took her boyfriend and replaced it with his human cricket
they dont take too long
that wasnt my point
guys can i use ||miquellas|| rune to avoid to get ||heart stolen|| for infinite time?
yeah thats the only use for it
just do it anyways
@midnight sierra No invite links.
but i could be hitting harder tho
like let ssay ive got graped once and then i used it and then again ive graped one can i use it over and over again?
not really
buffs will do more for you than 20 stat points in strength
and realistically 50 damage isn't gonna do anything for you
She is so pretty
and that makes the fights shorter and thus chances to die less
you flatter me
horrid logic
i win the fights though
stats dont even matter nearly as much as you are making them out to be
and have fun
as long as ur having fun, we really dont care
but your entire sense of playing the game is interesting to say the least
i like my fights to last longer idk
yeah do whatever you want ig
play how u like but note that the best players run 60 vigor in casual runs
whaddup whaddup whaddup my homies
🫨
this is a lie
Hi Noni
adopted my tomato ❤️
ive seen prod play with like 1 vigor i htink
iris attention seeking again
he isn’t one of the best players
wth
😨 💔
Not much ima probably play the og re3 and have my ass handed to me by Nemisis
i like prod he was funny
yo do u mind to answer question
sounds delightful
did you beat re9 already?
Yeah second day on release lmao
bro talking about him like he no longer with us
Hello people
damn bro
I was hooked bro
at what point do they go to racoon city bro im bored of this hospital already
5 hours in
lowk barley watch him
A
After the courtyard
why did they make leon ugly btw
no
Idc
Fatique
hes ugly since the remakes
Hi Yako
shoulda stayed with the original model
Hru?
He looked chopped in the og re2
idk who this guy is but hes not leon
Fatigued
I see
bro he look like a pixel in there, im talking about re4 and 6
In the cutscenes
this guy is NOT leon
@echo trellis No invite links.
good joke
thats a bot
He looks like if Scott Cawthon made human characters with accurate proportions
im crying
Ik
dude i saw the worst take ever today i gotta dm you
so youre just doing it for no reason
Probably not that bad if you consider it the worst take ever no offense
Pretty much
weird
Are you Ada
if you want me to be
Gay
son.
this GOTTA be against tos bro
Your name is Angels Thanatos
My good friend told me this is a terrible thought process and “NEVER DO THAT YOURE A BEGINNER YOU IDIOT”
u think IGAF?
son 😭
your name is cacao followed by a bad ammount of vigor
Yup
Nevah
Mods send him to arkansas
Hi Cacao
leon was always a handsome man
not in the remake no
if you want a hunk then just go look at HUNK, it’s literally his name
I like his cleft chin in the remake
biggest downgrade ever
To you
yeah sorry i like my men ethereal, not real
so sanguinius
Leon in the og isn't even Leon that's some Hollywood imposter
his hairs the same though
hehe... imposter... amogous..
He is so chopped looking in the og
But thats because it was in 1998
nah you tryinna pick a fight
boo me but I'm right
this can be said for literally any ps1 character bro
chris does not look like chris
first day as a cop vs forced to join a military program because you know too much
media literacy award
idk man
no military program on earth can make whoever that dude is in 4
jonathan joestar wasnt jumping through lasers and he was forced into his life
idk man the marines are pretty rough (i havent played re4)
also that's not what media literacy is my compadre
should i sleep or stay awake
Marines aren't jumping 30 feet in the air fighting giants
flip a coin
must've been some super soldier bow they sent
the space ones do
oh my god bruh
prolly got a bit of the t-virus
i dont really know how and i dint think i have any
Someone summon me?
Google dot com coin flip
leon is secretly nemesis 😱
too much discord for today goodbye
Bye
that's good self care
right, i forgot
which one is which
how else could he match a meta human like Krauser
For re4 don't use logic just accept that is it cool
yeah it's still a peak game but I'm just saying
that man gotta be juicing in the original no way
it was actually hunk unmasked we were just too stupid to see it
He got thrown like a bug in damnation and was fine
hunk is a geezer low-key
Ding ding ding🔔
isn't that man like 70 in the modern day
Chris also punching boulders
still threw hands with leon btw
Woah
yeah, two old men taking their dentures out to box
we know 100% he was on the juice tho
i think hunk is significantly older than him though
The turtle pope is really cool
he was like 30 in '98
turtle Pope don't judge
True
which is significantly older than leon
9 years?
isnt leon like 68ish in requiem
he's 51
thats old man
so yeah hunk is like 60
not significantly
Are we the only ones here?
master chief is around 50ish and still doing what he does
Master Chief is a spartan bro
arnold was in his 70s in the last terminator i believe
What is the analogy you're trying to make
wasnt master chief like a kid that got injected by like steroids x10
Does anyone have melanias sword they can drop
idk
Like an extra one
or am i tweaking

just beat the boss gng
super mega steroids with a 99% mortality rate and then immediately fought aliens with like a year of combat experience
yeah they're child soldiers
Yeah Spartans are super soldiers
All spartan 2s were kidnapped as children and were injected with experimental steroids and the like to enhance them to be super soldiers
chief was in like 2nd grade
ah. Mb
totally not based off any other IP btw
That's what I'm gonna do but I'm just seeing if someone's willing to drop it first
Master chief is technically 50 tho because the human covenant war has been going on for freaking ever
Does Jerome count
I'm gonna clone you you keep yappin
That sounds sciensy enough to be true
You're right
(I have the skillset to grow a clone and could have access to the equipment.)
the best american football player of all time got his dog cloned and i think about that all the time
Can you clone me
I'm going to clone a small fetus of you and insert it into a spider robot so all that it knows is the inside of a cold dark machine with artificial sensory inputs and outputs
ninja turtles magic
We'll name it phil
i thought we as a society ldecided to outlaw cloning cause its unethical and stuff
Godskin
Do you have 250 million dollars and 10 years minimum for the research for human cloning to advance to a point where we can stabely do it?
Wh40k dreadnaught
Implying any of us would be worthy enough for such an honor
I have 249 million 😢
We can produce clones of animals in quite a stable state at present
this is how we made the wooly mouse
i do im kaminoan
Does this mean I can clone a dog into a puppy form so that when the original dies, it continues forth like gods most hated phoenix?
I'm a shadow clone
im a gundam pilot
You should work on fixing that
yes and people have done it before
Im a franxx pilot
Horrifying
Could absolute mechamaru solo elden ring? If not, where does he stop?
if u know who tom brady is he did it
guy in a mech vs literal gods
But when does he stop? To make it fair. He gets a recharge every fight
17 years each fight
4 capsules aswell
Does he get a comedically gigantic power cord
yes. He actually does have a comedically gigantic power cord on the back of his head
Immediate downscale
One shot by blood hound knight
fr?
literally gods vs half naked guy with stick
no he probably loses to draconic tree sentinel
doesnt bloodhound knight get stagger if he trips on his own shoe?
isnt this already an anime
evagellian
what does that mean
elden ring power scaling is so silly
Idk
Ask the power scaling subreddit
thats true
what
Id rather Michigan scale than city scale imo
Name of the anime
does that imply if you can't cause a city wide catastrophe you're not a true god?
Evangelion
what is evagellian
if i spelled it right
I HITLESS'D MALIKETH (idk if u guys know me but im terribel at elden ring and have never hitless'd a boss b4)
YAH
ok gg
is the protagonist named shinjuku
There is NO end to the LARP
Congratulations
shinjuku is a city in japan😭
isn't it a district
i was making a joke
actually its an arc in jjk
Malenia would best the hell out of him
If mechamaru went though the same progression the tarnish had to go through. He loses at radhan
yes
So was i
how far does malum caedo make it in elden ring
shinjuku showdown is peak
Why did you change your pfp?
jjk arc and peak in the same sentence 😭
I like this pfp better than your old one, this one is funny
who ready for hello Juliet guy. Aka. Largest CE output
pompadour Pete?
oh @craggy current i know i have both a krang and shredder and super shredder deck
who?
I am intent on having one for the entire foot clan
(both of the pre-mentioned decks are sack outlets but I'm gonna convert super shredder into proper ninja eventually
Daemons are much much stronger than the demigods, and cone boy was ripping through them like cake
So do the math
Does sukuna make it through?
he'd probably be fine
Krang and Shredder
Lets say each boss gives him 2 fingers each
In the eye of the tornado
Not him
heads or tails
does he slime out the elden beast
heads
the strongest jjk character is like city level bro
no
miwa is omniversal
godrick would put sukuna in a boston crab and he is a known fraud
okay looks like i dont get to sleep yet
sukuna's pretty smart so he'd do ok
Miwa is boundless
lowkey gideon is smoking sukuna 1v1
he's game the mechanics of the universe pretty quick
miwa is the only special grade
Sukuna is like 2 fingers modulo yuji
he could make a binding vow
Is sukuna "clever"?
miwa took so many Ls
Miwa best character oat
Miwa nerf herself
at least she knew she was a bum 🥹
he's perceptive and good at learning on the fly
Godrick will get folded by sukuna one fuga and the fraudveil castle won't exist no more
modulo yuji is also getting no diffed by godrick
ko guy upscale
sukuna gets no diffed by rick
We gotta be clever
sanchez?
"ah, the maxed out blasphemous blade/mimic tear technique. i havent used this since the heian era"
Godrick is fodder at best
Soldier of godrick low-key the hardest boss ever
Even in eldenring hes fodder
soldier of god, Rick vs door technician Rick who wins
Ngl. dontt kill me. But i did use BB and Mimic tear
Rick Sanchez
Rick gets no diffed by his own psyche every morning
soldier of god
that doesnt matter, the elden ring universe is simply a million times more powerful. its like levi from aot vs yamcha from dbz.
courier 6
people still find this funny?
Yamacha wins
yes
how
why are you such a debbie downer
because I don't care about being cringe
youre like marks ex girlfriend in invincible
its just not funny
and it's a silly little meme
I get the point
But putting Levi against yamcha is NOT the comparison we're looking for
thats like 4 years old and wasn't even that funny to begin with
so like
Like putting the occult club crew against Maliketh
maliketh vs a deathclaw
jogo solos
I agree
he may be the goat but no he still loses
then make us laugh comedy professor, if you know so much about humor
I'll be taking notes
What are these comparisons
A deathclaw is a stronger rune bear
glasses pushed up in judgemental sincerity. humor is no laughing matter
When would jogo in elden ring?
jogo a Ranni victim
fr?
No
wait
yes
does ranni even do anything?
She tries her best
No string of words that I've typed in the last 5 minutes have hinted at the fact I'm a professional comedian
Your statement is stupid and irrelevant to the topic
killed the fingers
runebear can kill me maliketh cant
ya got strong feelings about the soldier of god meme huh
there was one time you said something funny
i dont remember what but it was something in gilbert
Gilbert upscale 😭
Gilbert?
Referencing Gilbert as if its the ten commandments
gilbert no diffs all bosses
Not strong feelings I just find the same joke being dragged for 4 years to be repetitive and boring
I agree
it's not that serious, it's just a silly meme
I've said lots that different people would consider funny, your statement is pointless
Im a dog too!
who wins batman or bruce wayne
Honestly depends on the version of batman and the version of Bruce wayne
Bruce Wayne? the playboy? idk if a few karate classes here and there can take Batman down
bruce wayne sold me fent
Cause batflek definitely beats every other live action batman in pure strength
dark knight batman and schneiderverse bruce
crazy how batman someohow knew i had fent on me after that
Dark knight batman gets low diffed
how do bloodbornes great ones compare to the elden ring pantheon power wise
ben affleck did a good job with batman
probably about equal I guess
Aliens (british) vs Aliens (from space)
hes a great actor who was given a crappy script
idk, how do you equate unknowable godlike beings
no the hate is definitely deserved but it shouldnt be towards how ben did instead it should be towards how zack wrote it
clear case of good actor bad script to me
melina and ranni yuri
zack schneider is a terrible director
truth nuke
ben affleck is an amazing actor
hes funny too
ben affleck is a cool guy
Zack was the guy who didn't like traditional super heroes right
zack was the aura farm superman or whatever
i genuinely dont know how he got henry caville to do that script
Henry getting these ass scripts for good roles
I remember Witcher had issues too right
because of henry being a very passionate actor and a nerd yes
hes a hilarious superhero writer because hes talked all about how he thinks superheroes are “agoraphobic” and “have sxual anxiety” and how he wants to portray them as deep human characters in these dark gritty tones. but then you actually watch the movies and all the characters are extremely surface level and feel like they were written by a 12 year old
same reason the warhammer show got delayed
isnt it on record that cavill walked away from the witcher show because he didnt like that it wasnt true to the source material
hi
the fault here is the assumption that "dark and gritty" and "deep, realistic, and human" are the same
Batman v Superman and man of steel were pretty awkward
yeah
Batman V Superman was a bad movie
Ill say it
his justice league is laughably bad, both versions
this is somehow a hot take and i cant understand anyone who thinks that movie isnt awful
they killed Jimmy and barely gave him any lines dog I hated that
Martha!!!
My mommas name was martha!!!
Martha!!!!
theres also records of people straight up saying henrys devotion to being accurate to the source material makes him horrible to work with because he will point out EVERYTHING wrong
It did however give us one of the better looking batmobiles imo
And the batarmor suit was beautiful
the batarmor is the only good thing we can take from that movie
alfred packs heat
there are bodies buried at wayne manor
Whos the best Alfred
Now THATS a question
and they are NOT from the bat
and guns in between the books
maybe a hot take i LOVE the batman 2022 batmobile
all of the ones ive seen were perfect
"Guns in my house Alfred?"
"You'll never find them all"
🔥
yea alfred is pretty consistently well casted
I do too
And I really love the Tumbler
But like, I just prefer batfleks batmobile more
there was a really hard line alfred dropped once while loading a shotgun i forget what he said though
Lego batman Alfred was lowkey goated
"my master may have a no kill rule but I assure you I subscribe to no such niceties" or something like that
I remember that panel
“perhaps you relied on my masters vow against using lethal force, let me assure you that i subscribe to no such niceties”
absolute baller line
yeah, much more eloquent
ok now whos the best robin 🤔
My personal favorite line from anything "Surrounded? All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men."
not actor but just to wear the identity
like, best Robin or best of the Robin characters
characters
Darth vader
there hasnt been much live action robins sadly
on the topic of the synderverse the snyder cut is one of the most pretentious and insulting movies i have ever watched. I watched the theatrical cut, it was bad, then i watched the FOUR HOUR synder cut just for it to be maybe 5-10% better
i like jason
mainly because he becomes the Arkham Knight and Redhood
i like the design of arkham knight
the Jason dlc was raw as hell
Let me guess you like gunns superman?
the character designs in the Arkham games were just peak
the significantly better one
every time Nightwing showed up I was hype
never seen it. was bedridden with a broken ankle when it came out and havent watched it at home
arkham scarecrow 🤤
Gunns superman is the cinema equivalent of baby food.
Hallo
more comic accurate superman than snyder btw
nutrient dense and easy to digest?
Don’t bother with it then, it’s terrible
Who cares when the film treats you like a baby
“oh no superman was saving people instead of aura farming like a bum!” thats how you sound
arkham scarecrow was a horror show
best version I've seen yet
genuinely terrifying for a villain in a non horror game
the mr freeze fight was sooooo peak
one of the hardest ones on the highest difficulty for me
the only games to ever scare me were dead space and re7
and scarecrow was more unsettling than anything in both those games
i should i play the other arkham games ive only played knight
Alien isolation is a good one
I have no issue with him saving people, that’s his whole thing but the film is shot so you can watch it on TikTok and there no depth to the characters. Superman and Lois feel like caricatures of themselves. Dc fans should be happy tho, they got what they want, an MCUifed DC
fair, not everyone's cup of tea even if it is peak design
Everdark heolstor out yet?
its a movie btw
just putting that out there
What is your point
you wrote me a whole essay about superman
i do like a lot of gunns movies
gunn makes great movies
I should watch that new Superman movie
I heard they did a good job with Mr terrific
guardians of the galaxy was peak
gaurdians is an S tier superhero movie franchiuse
all three might i add
the guardians game was also pretty good
third one made me a little sad but it was still peak
my mom doesn’t really like superheroes and she loved all of them
“it’s a movie btw” what are you even saying. Like film can be the best form of art there is when the medium is used correctly. Just because it’s about superman doesn’t mean they shouldn’t try
Dude are u on?
youre mad over a movie
that is my point
I’m criticising the film
on what
its too simple apparently
Uh I’m an artist how can I show something I drew
no not that guy, the other one
theres a fanart channel im p sure
who’s excited for the MK2 movie
It’s not too simple, there’s literally zero substance. Superman is such an amazing character but they completely flatten him in that film.
I can’t post photos
hes really not
superman isnt all that cool
he gets rocked by a rich orphan with no powers and then rocked by the same orphan’s butler
his villains arent that cool either
darkseid
Superman is one of the oldest stories of all time. He’s the embodiment of the “hero” archetype, a story that transcends time and culture. They hardly ever do him justice
He’s like the knight tasked to slay the dragon
LITERAL batman victim
the writer is a Batman victim
TO be fair
they can't make him lose or else they'll have to change their address lol
he won the apokolips war but constantine made a deal with the house of mystery to reset the timeline
The ps
no
we talking darkseid or the bat its been a while since i watched anything dc related
except lego batman of course
is darkseid a superman villain? is that not more of a justice league villain?
I'm counting him tbh
all i know is darkseid is a batman victim
thats like calling ultron a captain america villain no?
any time darkseid comes to earth he's fighting Superman more or less
E
literally who isn't
they'd write that man killing god if they thought they could get away with it
probably already has
only one who's not a Batman victim is probably plastic man or something
Banes a Batman victim like 90% of the time though
He uh has already killed a darkseid
No this isn't a thing where he died cause of his actions no he killed him, shot him with a god killing bullet
crazy
Uh yeah, a darkseid, there's only one true darkseid and nobody has seen him
Him? Her? Them? Who knows even
man who hates guns uses gun to kill a being that exists in multiple universes
Every other darkseid is a split of the original
So they carry over memories and functions
comic books amirite
they gave darkseid D4C???
Only time we ever saw true darkseid was before uhh absolute universe
absolute universe is confusing
Nah one version can't talk to another version
how was it even made
True darkseid just shares their memories together
A very very short description for how it was made
Universes were meddled with and prime darkseid felt too much power in himself
Like exponentially too much
Couldn't feel the presence of other darkseids
So he tried to channel all of this power somewhere else with the help of spectre
He sacrificed his arm and his son to locate the spectre and bond with him to the miracle machine
Then with his new spectre powers he wished for a universe with true relief and peace from the justice league for him, the one where he can use his form unbounded
That's how absolute universe was conceived, it's a universe where alpha energy is very low compared to omega energy and darkseid is the creator
so he basically used MIH
Nah the original universe still exists
And well a part of dcko
But he had to channel basically limitless energy somewhere
i see
So he captured the machine that made the story universes like batman steel, green lantern batman, superman batman hybrid
All of the Otherworlds
none of that clears anything up for me, but thanks
absolute Batman is a unit though I like him
Imagine that a battery was overloaded by 52x power, and then to not explode it basically forced the wrath of God to bind with him and turn him into a whole engine to dispense all of that power
at some point in his infinite death loop diavolo will have contracted scarlet rot
Darkseid is a prime omega energy battery
you know that's even more confusing in my head
@buoyant token
Where the ping go
Epicly Pranked
questions questions
Pranks are supposed to be funny i fear
Now THATS what im talkin bout
guys we should talk about all the possible deaths for diavolo in jjba
I remember I got a everyone ping here randomly a while ago
Ah Yes, the Situation
slipping on a banana peel and exploding into glass like a Looney tunes character
completely possible
canonically he farts too hard and has a brain aneurysm and dies in one eventuality
one day he will be beat to death by batman
can't say I feel too sorry for him
canonically he dies in every possible way
he was never tuff to begin with
he was rather pathetic
i wonder if GER still works after the reset
Giorno would probably have been immune to it yeah
like is diavolo still dying 🤔
oh yeah definitely
the reality of the main universe is that it got reset 3 times and he will never reach that reality so he's still stuck
sucker
eventually he will die by my hand
araki was a fan of rap btw
theres a notorious b.i.g stand
Is there a summoning pool near rellana?
araki has good tastes
Is a
nah
you gotta run em through the gauntlet
araki and his "tribute" to ruroni kenshin is pretty based too given that whole situation
so clearly half assed
Toilet paper roll
How do I get help😭 I cant find a statue anywhere but I saw people enter the fog earlier when I invaded them. There was 3 people.
the stake is at the bridge before the entrance to the castle
that's what I mean by "you gotta run em through the gauntlet"
im so conflicted about watching jojo because im so interested in seeing steel ball run and parts 4/5 but im so uninterested in parts 1-3
So I need to go through the whole castle with a group?
parts 1 and 2 are peak bro
more or less unless you get lucky and someone just puts their sign down near the fog
2 is so good
i fell asleep in my chair during part 1 while they were explaining hamon
part 3 dragged on a little longer than I preferred but it's got some great moments
im at the end of it
the last thing i remember seeing was a frog in a creek or smth
the second half is just so looong
after part 3 it’s completely gone
the Dio fight is exceptional though
barely even there in 3
joseph is the last person seen using hamon and he couldnt teach the crusaders in time
Joseph uses it once and it doesn't even work afaik
kars got beat by a one handed British teenager
the rest of the pillarmen were peak but he pissed me off
aiaiaiieee
saying this like he isnt a joestar
not only that he is the LAST joestar until the reset happens
kars was built so different the fact that he still loses is notable
in name maybe
thats what i meant
and he had the help of german engineering
but that's cause his grandson and son didn't inherit his name, his bloodline was still going strong
why didnt holly take his last name
she had it until she got married
like to imagine that josuke became an EMT or something
never lost a patient
Why tf did they make rellana harder than malenia.
oh
rellana isn't THAT bad
ok so everyone who wasnt killed during the reset is still canonically alive within sbr
she's only got one health bar at least
sweaty Jotaro
not that one the sweaty one
everyone who survived the second reset is alive
in the reset universe
is he genuinely callef sweaty jotaro
I have 45 vigor and I get one shotted.😭
i call him that at least
By her magic attacks
what scadutree lvl r u
get 60 then
scadu is king in the dlc
Her melee isnt that bad at all. Just her magic that I have a skill issue with
dlc cant be that hard
if it's less than like 7 you may have a really tough time
Google said 4-6 is recommended. 7-8 is playing it safe
I mean I usually do it at 7 ish
Rellana is a lot more fair than mally girl though
she's one of my favorites, she's so cool
great dlc boss
i think she would be harder then malenia if malenia didnt have waterfowl
probably
Very good cool boss. Just annoying unless I have whatever yall are talking about
What are those
as I always say, extensive yapping is for swordswomen of lesser aura
How do I play SOTE I just got it
scadutree fragments
Kill mohg
kill radahn and mohg
I did
you gotta kill both of them.
Kill radahn then kill mohg then touch the hand at the back of the arena
there's a creepy lady standing there
Go up to the bloody hand in the back and interact
Alright thanks
