general-discussion

[hardy drift]

stick drift is so bad that it moves my character when I don't even have it in hand

[dim pawn]

both

[hardy drift]

thank

[manic ice]

[untold thorn]

Oh yeah I've always wanted my ID to get leaked but I didn't know how to do it

[wide hazel]

It sucks so bad on ps5 barely had it on ps4

[untold thorn]

Thanks discord!

[wide hazel]

I have had 4 controllers and 3 of them have stick drift

[whole walrus]

dw i can make it happen

[hardy drift]

I have an old xbox controller connected to my pc

[hazy sand]

It’s one or the other

[untold thorn]

You're too kind

[dawn sable]

Have you tried cleaning the sticks or following a tutorial to change them? I've heard it's pretty simple

[wide hazel]

Does fk all ngl

[hardy drift]

I just grew up on console I physically can't play kbm for some games

[hazy sand]

Same

[whole walrus]

opposite for me

[shrewd valve]

American surveillance state has you covered!

Remember when they almost banned Tik-tok because they accused it of being a Chinese psy-op? Pepperidge farms remembers. Every accusation is a confession.

[wide hazel]

It usually works a few weeks after a clean and then same story

[dim pawn]

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you want to get your personal information leaked by hackers? Do you want your "secured and deleted" data to be sold? Then go send your face and/or national ID to Discord!

[dawn sable]

Idk, it worked on my old Switch pro controller. My Xbox one never malfunctioned so I haven't tried with that one

[wide hazel]

Pro controller sounds expensive

[hardy drift]

The only way to fix stick drift really is just reassembling the controller from what I've heard but maybe ill try later

[wide hazel]

I only had normal ones and they already 70€ anyway

[untold thorn]

They just don't want a competition lol

[shrewd valve]

Better a watch list than the Eepsten list amirite

[untold thorn]

Yayyy💖

[dawn sable]

That's the pro controller, yeah

[manic ice]

Weren't they saying that the "majority" of photos get deleted💔💔

[dawn sable]

Good luck then!

[shrewd valve]

"Competition is for losers" - actual Peter Thiel quote

[whole walrus]

dw its all on my drive

[untold thorn]

I like your username

[manic ice]

Ohhhh whew, what a relief

[grim flume]

majority

[shrewd valve]

Thank you Comrade 🫡

[manic ice]

✅

[dawn sable]

If you give it a shot, I've heard swapping them with magnetic sticks does wonders

[untold thorn]

[shrewd valve]

Lenin is young again

[vague harbor]

Hello

[untold thorn]

Swapping requires heat gun or soldering iron with experience, only do it if you got nothing to lose

[still wren]

i want to eat sone olives

[manic ice]

[dawn sable]

I mean, if she's willing to buy a new one I assume it wouldn't hurt to try

[shrewd valve]

Remember folks, the data leaks by Discord is all because they're selling your data for a profit. Another facet of capitalism.

[untold thorn]

Yeah

[whole walrus]

they? no I

[still wren]

didnt i see u in wwm server earlier

[vague harbor]

Wait what?

[shrewd valve]

In what?

[dawn sable]

I love getting my data stolen and sold to unknown people 😻

[manic ice]

bleggGh I gtg‼️ Bye bye zploinnnk, make sure to get some rest‼️‼️💤

[dawn sable]

Bye bye sploink, rest well aswell ✅ ✅ 🔥 🔦

[shrewd valve]

Yes, if you would like to know more I highly recommend reading Capital by Karl Marx.

[dawn sable]

Hello Galbor

[vague harbor]

Im confused

[untold thorn]

I mean....did you think they made the app to connect us humans together? Everyone wants a benefit

[dawn sable]

How does it feel to be an unc too, Galbor

[shrewd valve]

Yes the motive is capital.

[untold thorn]

Heheheh

[celest fossil]

God bleach is so fire

[whole walrus]

galbor is enjoying his time

[dawn sable]

Galbor is ignoring me

[vague harbor]

Who's galbor

[dawn sable]

@halcyon kernel

Oh btw Fatigue, I might go grab a Grand Tortugar pair soon

[hardy drift]

okay time to play elden ring after like forever and find out im washed and chopped

[dawn sable]

You can be washed without being chopped

[grim flume]

how to enjoy elden ring again

[halcyon kernel]

Why is this bum pinging me? Lol

[dawn sable]

Oh ok so you don't want to play ARK with me soon

[halcyon kernel]

Not today

[dawn sable]

I can't play today 😭 I'll be able after my Chem exam this Wednesday though

[dim pawn]

dead chat lmfao

[celest fossil]

We need a hype train

[dim pawn]

nahh

[celest fossil]

Where’s your character from

[lone crescent]

whats up?

[dim pawn]

im not saying that

[celest fossil]

You better

[dim pawn]

i willn't

[celest fossil]

You shalt

[dim pawn]

its from a thing i cant say

[celest fossil]

We all have regrets

[dim pawn]

meh, it isnt a regret

[halcyon kernel]

Crazy status and about me

[dim pawn]

i assume youre talking ab my pfp

[celest fossil]

Yessirski

[halcyon kernel]

And crazy username

[celest fossil]

Where are the other 45

[dim pawn]

theyre dead

[lone crescent]

low key forgot my bio

thank you

[celest fossil]

No one’s here to listen to my nightly fire giant rant

[coarse blaze]

dead chat

[celest fossil]

Need hype train

[coarse blaze]

@hypetrain

[stable silo]

good night guys im going to sleep tight

[celest fossil]

Chat was going absolutely brazy the other day

[nova matrix]

Sorry chat died because I wasnt here

Now that I'm here it will become active within 15 minutes

Otherwise it becomes toonami time

[celest fossil]

Toonami 2003 era goated

[royal basin]

Yo resident evil requiem is peak so far (i have only played the demo to the re4 remake

[celest fossil]

I just started that last night don’t you dare say anything more

[royal basin]

I just started today

[tired chasm]

yo

[celest fossil]

Dog the opening is so fire

[tired chasm]

quick question if i can

[nova matrix]

Its all on youtube and whenever an active chat dies for more than 15 minutes, I declare it toonami time and go get one to watch and narrate to an empty chat

[tired chasm]

would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

[celest fossil]

How do you rate rorouni kenshin

[nova matrix]

Dont remember it unfort

I remember inuyasha and bleach interspersed with various other things

[celest fossil]

I just finished playing the last of us part 2 so I’m going with brick

[mossy moon]

does something change from the story if i kill radagon before rykord

[celest fossil]

Wait

[tired chasm]

i see what you mean

[celest fossil]

I didn’t think that one through entirely

[nova matrix]

No

[silver oak]

turns out me plus my mimic tear fighting another mimic tear is incantation chaos

[nova matrix]

Rykard is a completely optional sideboss

Doesnt interact with any ending

He's for funsies and a shardbearer option

[silver oak]

rykard is such a cool boss tho

probably my favorite

[dawn sable]

@silk rapids

[hardy drift]

hes my favorite remembrance to do first

also really damn easy

[celest fossil]

Maliketh is the best boss in the game

[coarse blaze]

why is he lying

we all know godefroy is better lock in

[celest fossil]

My mistake

[hardy drift]

best boss is that crucible knight in the evergaol in limgrave

[celest fossil]

Chadfrey phase 2 cutscene is extremely goated beyond belief

[mossy moon]

i accidently skipped that one😭

[silver oak]

ive got 55 vigor its time to level my faith up some more

[jade pasture]

Yo

[celest fossil]

💀💀

[jade pasture]

[celest fossil]

Godfrey is obviously a Whitebeard reference

[nova matrix]

Godfrey is me

Know in your heart that godfrey wears glasses and tells people the study rooms are warranted by strength

[gleaming pond]

Their exams resteth close at hand

[celest fossil]

Godfrey working in IT

[silk rapids]

Dont even lad

[silver oak]

hes peak bro

i love the concept of an easy boss thats badass and cinematic

[tight dock]

guys

i beat godrick finally

at the ripe level of 16

[silver oak]

the snowstorm at the beginning of consecrated snowfield sucks im just walking around blind

[silver oak]

damn bro nice, i usually wait till im like level 30 to fight him

[tight dock]

yeah this is my first run so i spent ALL of my runes on knight armour so im generationally under levelled

[tight dock]

i used the godrick knight summon and the lady that can help you to fight for me too thi

[silver oak]

i just watched a couple skeletons fly into the air and vomit out a blue smokescreen wtf was that

[foggy hollow]

that's what they do, only the ones carrying duo bandit swords

[silver oak]

i wish we could post pics here, i like showing stuff ive done or seen without it being way down in the media channel

like i just got porcupined by the albinuric archers in ordina, nearly died btu i reached one and killed her

very little health remaining but i won

its time for the naked dash down the tree

[silver oak]

its not fair bro what the hell

[whole walrus]

it is very clear that experts use these perms with grace

[dense swift]

Why do people equip arrows when they're not using a bow?

[whole walrus]

its mostly so random people cant send stuff in gen cause itd be a nightmare to moderate

[whole walrus]

probably just didnt realize

[nova matrix]

The funniest enemies in the game and also related to deathbirds because I believe thats ghostflame

Might not be, I used to think it was deathblight and was corrected, but being blue makes me think yea

I never found them myself because lazy

I believe the idea is they're emulating deathbirds

[dense swift]

Ok so it's not like they provide a buff to the character just being equipped

[whole walrus]

no

[silver oak]

i mean sure, but i feel like if it was setup instead so people whove been here a while and chatted normally could do it that would make sense. like someone who just got here obviously shouldnt, it could be a bot or a troll or smth, but ive youve been here for weeks and chatted like a normal person i dont see why people other than those with the expert title couldnt also post pictures of stuff from ingame here

[silver oak]

interesting. there were 2 near the hermit merchants shack and i was so bewildered

[whole walrus]

gen chat gets crazy more often than the other channels, especially since its where most people start, and incidents in the past in other channels have already solidified their reasoning

bad actors sending bad images get caught in a limited amount of channels that make it way easier to work with

and gen moves way too fast to properly take care of every incident

and for the record ive done more than just "been here for a couple of weeks"

[winter echo]

Guys i made an edit, anyone wanna see?

[whole walrus]

is it about yoru

[tidal yacht]

im at the grand lift of dectus what do i do here?

[whole walrus]

you can ascend the lift with both halves of the dectus medallion

[tidal yacht]

ohh thanks and i realized i asked in the wrong chat

[winter echo]

Nah, but it's about a girl who's name is similar to yoru 😋

[hazy sand]

Steal all my expert advice and claim it as your own

[whole walrus]

"google ur answer" and profit

[feral field]

By the way I’ve always been curious

[echo tapir]

cool

[feral field]

How do people get the expert role in the first place

I get being active and helpful but is it just given to you, or?

[tawdry quarry]

[whole walrus]

being helpful to the community, having a good reputation, nominations from other experts, thus being elected by mods

providing some kind of service usually but not always

[feral field]

ah okay mod election

That was my assumption

Ty

[hazy sand]

Knowledge is a decent part considering that’s the thing holding me back

[whole walrus]

im a baby expert

[winter echo]

Guys where can I find smithing stones? I wanna upgrade my katana

[whole walrus]

make like me and be dumb at the game but smart at other things

[feral field]

I talk in here maybe every other week

maybe

[hazy sand]

I’m not smart at anything lols

[whole walrus]

caves, and this

[echo tapir]

wow, what if you spoiled endgame areas with this

[whole walrus]

id take you under my wing but barely anybody needs tech help now

its a 4 year old game

[feral field]

I think I’d lose the role if I had it because I’d randomly forget this server exists for 3 months

[hazy sand]

I don’t have the motivation to learn anyway, thanks for the thought lol

[tawdry quarry]

I need some help, I wanna post a youtube link, but I'm new and don't have link perms yet

[echo tapir]

#media-and-links

[whole walrus]

activity doesn't really have an influence AFTER you get the role

[feral field]

ahhhh, okay, that makes sense

[whole walrus]

pins, applies to links too

[whole walrus]

we have many outright dead experts lol

[stray ocean]

guys how do i kill the bridge demon

[tawdry quarry]

[whole walrus]

out demon it

[tawdry quarry]

I sees

[feral field]

I used to be highly active but that was when I was doing sooo many coop assists daily

[whole walrus]

glad i could help

[winter echo]

I see, btw I need with a couple more things, imma text you wait

[whole walrus]

just ask in #community-help i dont do dms unless i know the person

[whole walrus]

i barely did those

channel was always dead

[feral field]

On Xbox (the one I used) it was active a lot

[winter echo]

Aight I'm posting an image there

[feral field]

Then again it was like, a group of 3 people that would camp the channel

Including me

[hazy sand]

Co op channel members wait 20 years for a request then fight to be the helper

[marsh tulip]

Is let me solo her still active

[feral field]

True

[junior tangle]

This is true.

[hazy sand]

Probably, he plays the game for fun a lot of the time so

[whole walrus]

active in helping people? not sure, but he still exists on discord

[hazy sand]

I imagine he still puts his summon down on occasion just cause he likes the boss

[junior tangle]

Indeed, he provides assistance to either Messmer or Consort Radahn.

[hazy sand]

It’s not the the extent it used to be

[feral field]

Though occasionally if nobody needed help we would just start playing colo lol

[tawdry quarry]

Isn't their spirit actively an offical npc too?

[elfin mountain]

Can someone give me a magic scorpion talisman 😭

[hazy sand]

Yeah he did also start helping with pcr when the dlc came out

[junior tangle]

#trading-gateway

[elfin mountain]

No access?

[marsh tulip]

That reminds me, should I do a summonless run

[tawdry quarry]

[junior tangle]

#how-to-access-trade-channels

[marsh tulip]

I kinda cheesed every single boss with mimic tear

[lime gust]

Bruh someone gimme sum runes

[stray ocean]

do a summon only run

[junior tangle]

#trading-gateway

[winter echo]

What are runes?

[marsh tulip]

A summoner run sounds fun ngl

Spam support spells for the summon

[tawdry quarry]

Do a perfume run

[marsh tulip]

And just have one of the army summons

Like shared order or heal from afar

[tawdry quarry]

spray the gods with glitter and smelly stuff

[marsh tulip]

N o

[tawdry quarry]

[marsh tulip]

If it can't be double slashed, its a mid weapon

[harsh wharf]

Horrible take

[tawdry quarry]

Or make Gutts like how Miyazaki intended

2h-greatsword is the default

[junior tangle]

What is?

[rare quartz]

how to kill mohg? its my first playthrough, got a sword called blashpemy blade, but it doesnt do much damage to mohg. i put all my eggs in that basket because i was told its a pretty decent weapon, but mohg is being mean and not dying

[feral field]

ah, the people I was thinking of aren’t in the server anymore lol

[harsh wharf]

The message like
Right above the one I sent

[junior tangle]

Git gud

[whole walrus]

80% fire negation btw

[rare quartz]

okay any real advice tho?

[late breach]

Achoo

[junior tangle]

What was he referring to?

[whole walrus]

can just swap to another fth scaling weapon for him

[rare quartz]

what are some good ones? i think i have 22 str, 15 dex. 40 i think 40 faith

its around 40 faith

[marsh tulip]

The truth

[junior tangle]

Which is?

[tawdry quarry]

Most people just blast mohg with a giant laser

I personally used a poison/bleed claw

[whole walrus]

uhh personally id just pick up a non somber weapon and infuse it with sacred

[marsh tulip]

If it can't be double slash'd its buns

[whole walrus]

but you can ask #builds

[tawdry quarry]

[rare quartz]

it says no access lol

[whole walrus]

get more roles id:customize

[stray ocean]

mohg is weak to bleed

[junior tangle]

Rancid take don't bring that filth here ever again.

[rare quartz]

awh there we go ty, i do have a zweihander +14 or something, i was going a str build before i got the blashpemy blade

[marsh tulip]

I'm standing on agenda idc

[mossy blaze]

Someone help me, I started the Round Table invasion quest and went to my friend's world, and now I can't leave the Round Table and I'm not being invaded.

[junior tangle]

You're standing on poop.

[stray ocean]

skill issue on mohg's part
"lord of blood"

[junior tangle]

Just win.

[whole walrus]

but wouldnt he be anemic

[marsh tulip]

:c

[whole walrus]

restart ur game

[mossy blaze]

But nobody shows up at the raid.
I'm stuck there indefinitely.

[rare quartz]

maybe with my low str i should just get a basic greatsword and rank it up?

[junior tangle]

Why would I do that?

[mossy blaze]

I already tried

[whole walrus]

any mods?

[whole walrus]

2h bonus increases ur str by 50% so could take that into consideration

[mossy blaze]

Yes, for co-op.

[rare quartz]

truee, and i mean i can farm for a bit too but i don't wanna be super over leveled.. i think im already like around 110

[whole walrus]

ur at mohg so ill assume ur around endgame so you can try these

[whole walrus]

100% the issue, cant talk about mods here go ask their server

[scarlet depot]

Hi

[rare quartz]

im gonna save this

[pure dune]

Hello everypony

[oblique pond]

ello

[pure dune]

Hi

[karmic monolith]

bluelock fan i see

[pallid cloud]

should i be fighting godfrey the first elden lord directly after floating lady?

[oblique pond]

indeed

[pallid cloud]

i can definitely kill him

[oblique pond]

need that third season

[pallid cloud]

should i tho?

[karmic monolith]

flowting lady??

[karmic monolith]

well the mangas all over there at the internet might as well give it a go

[pallid cloud]

mb im tired floating lady

Liurnia methinks

[oblique pond]

im current

[karmic monolith]

probably talking about renalla and no godfrey is way past rellana, currently you should be aiming for radahn or rykard

whats your level

and where are u at in the game

[pallid cloud]

level 66

and i can go do radahn rn

[oblique pond]

Id do radahn

but you could just do both

[safe hemlock]

I'm worried about the future of skyrim modding, in a good way.

[karmic monolith]

yea your way far from godfrey most people take a crack at him at lvl 100, currently you should be aiming for radahn and mtglemir and nokron

[olive galleon]

||I beat consort radahn with my roxas build, thank you to all who helped me understand radahns openings||

[safe hemlock]

Beyond skyrim adding the entirety of Tamriel, what next? All of Nirn?

[karmic monolith]

skyrim is so peak i wanna finish it after exams along with sekiro

[safe hemlock]

I saw what you posted.

Mods, ban them.

[oblique pond]

sekir is sooo peak

[pallid cloud]

my stats rn are
Vig:34
Mind:20
End:21
Str:31
Dex:17
Int:10
Faith:18
Arc:15

[pallid cloud]

thanks

[safe hemlock]

Taking 300 hours to 100%, the beyond skyrim project will turn that into over 1000 hours 😭

[karmic monolith]

make sure you hit vig 60 before tackling leyndel and godfrey, id suggest up your endurance and str too, and if your weapon scales with dex up that too

[karmic monolith]

ive seen people invest more thana 1000 hours in gacha games so......

[pallid cloud]

Damn 60 thats a big number

[safe hemlock]

I'm very interested in beyond skyrim morrowind tho, I wonder how it looks in the 4th era

Cyrodiil probably won't be much different

[pallid cloud]

my weapon rn is lordsworns greatsword+8 im in love with that weapon

[safe hemlock]

Can't wait to do a comparasion with elder scrolls online and beyond skyrim, 2nd era to 4th era lmaoo

[stray ocean]

in 100 years people will still be playing modded skyrim
maybe by then it will even be fun

[karmic monolith]

its the soft cap for vig and vig is the most basic stat you should always have up, also elden ring punishes impatience so take your time the lore and that beautiful scenery of the lands between

[pallid cloud]

absolutely

[safe hemlock]

By that time they would have beyond skyrim, aka tamriel in the 4th era

[pallid cloud]

im not trying to speedrun or nothing no sir i just stumbled my way into his boss chamber

[karmic monolith]

its agood weapon at your stage but not exactly an op one, rn you can easily get the bloodhounds fang which is hands down one of the best early to mid game weapons you can get

[wide hazel]

After beating niall on rl1 after 70 tries I can confidently say this boss is one annoying b ass mf

[karmic monolith]

also both also scale with dex so do lvl that up too @pallid cloud

[pallid cloud]

i got one of those

[pallid cloud]

ooh interesting didnt know that

[karmic monolith]

basic rule of thumb to strengthen your build is to open your equipped weapon in the menu and look for stat scaling higher grade means a more exponential increase with stat as that respective stat gets levelled up

[pallid cloud]

got it

im gonna be so fr

the bloodhounds fang

im just not rocking with how it looks to be honest

[oblique pond]

valid

[karmic monolith]

i get that every weapon caters to a specific type of individual,

[safe hemlock]

I will take a break from skyrim, time to play some MORROWIND! and OBLIVIOOO

[karmic monolith]

personally me i completed my entire first almost 100% run with bloodhounds fang and did pormised consort radahn with it too

[safe hemlock]

I would play original oblivion but like, too lazy to mod it, I have skyrim if I want modded.

[pallid cloud]

im gonna throw myself at radahn over and over while listening to music

[oblique pond]

what if i asked you to summarize all of skyrims lore in 4 sentences, could you do it?

[karmic monolith]

escpecially cz the skill of the weapon allows you to phase out and change positions rapidly and that was insanely fun to use, plus if u time it right u get invicincibilty frames too so no damage

[safe hemlock]

I can do it in 3 words. Racism vs Racism

[oblique pond]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[pallid cloud]

i might have to put up with not liking how it looks that sounds amazing

why does the falchion parry have so much aura 😭

[safe hemlock]

Thalmor: "Ugh... foul smelling humans eww."
Ulfric: "Ugh... disgusting elves."
Dragonborn: "Both of you get tf out, you're not part of this conversation."

[karmic monolith]

it was, i still remember my pcr clutch radahn was coming down on me and i hit the skill and landed right behind him and hit him hard

[stray ocean]

real
offhand weapon parries always look peak
shame I can only manage them in ds1

[oblique pond]

same for whatever reason

[karmic monolith]

letmesoloher with the buckler shield

[oblique pond]

any1 know the ideal level for malenia

[stray ocean]

1 🤗
i believe in u

[pallid cloud]

4 trillion

All into arcane btw

[karmic monolith]

150 should do it

[oblique pond]

unfortunately im not that guy

[hexed belfry]

Is it better to dual wield sword of night and flame, use it and a shield, or 2h it

[karmic monolith]

also post lvl 100, beating malenia relys more on your own ability than levels, no amount of health will save you from a double waterfowl dance

[karmic monolith]

2h

[oblique pond]

currently realizing that now

[pallid cloud]

anything cool in carian study hall?

[oblique pond]

theres cool stuff everywhere so explore literally everything

[harsh mauve]

Reminder to bathe and touch grass

[pallid cloud]

oh crap hes right

[karmic monolith]

a lot of imagianry walls and pathways with a lot of good stuff, hit and bonk every wall you see and check under everyl edge

[harsh mauve]

Just a bunch of nerds

[gaunt token]

fighting Radan on RL1 is the boss that teaches you how to ration your stamina

[pallid cloud]

i have seven crimson tears and four cerulian tears that feels about right for how I play

alright see yall

[safe hemlock]

You are freakin kidding me, BAHAHA

The most endorsed skyrim modpack, is an 18+ modpack

well... well... well...

I can't even be mad, this is to be expected.

[oblique pond]

yeah i was gonna say

same with fallout lol

[safe hemlock]

I find it funny how morrowind and oblivion are the odd ones out

Morrowind is more wholesome stuff, oblivion is sheer absurdity

[gaunt token]

The limbic system of humans makes this a "duh" statement

[stray ocean]

amohgus

[safe hemlock]

Time to download a new skyrim modpack since I finished with mine

[oblique pond]

skyrims #1 fan right here

[safe hemlock]

haha good try, but I'm actually a morrowind enjoyer

Skyrim just has alot of content, that's why it's easy to replay.

[gaunt token]

I'm a dying to starscourge radahn RL1 fan

[winter echo]

Guys some voice is calling me saying "Help me out" "oi you there" "could you help us out fully" but I can't see him

[nova matrix]

He a bush

[junior tangle]

Boc, my king.

He is a reddish bush you have to hit

Then he shows his glorious form

[nova matrix]

Or you can leave him to his fate as a bush

This is what I do

[junior tangle]

NO!

[winter echo]

I freed him

[nova matrix]

Mistakes have been made

Pandoras box has been opened

[junior tangle]

Yes 🥹

[nova matrix]

What has been unleashed cannot be returned

Know sorrow and regret

[winter echo]

Mf jus gave my some mushrooma
He definitely didn't deserved to be free

[junior tangle]

The long-living, glorious King Boc is the pinnacle of all races.

[junior tangle]

That is not the primary concern; his status is divine.

[stark marten]

Is my game buggin? I killed morgott, interacted with thorns, exhausted dead morgotts dialogue, the golden fog door isn't there anymore, I can fast travel, but it won't let me speak with Melina as an option at the grace and the roundtable hold is gone

[junior tangle]

This is due to her rejection.

[stark marten]

Why she reject me

Why is everyone racist against tarnished ✌🏻🥹

[junior tangle]

How many runes do you have?

[willow pewter]

I love elden ring...

[gaunt token]

Your king died of hungry, Infront of the great library for no reason

[stark marten]

2.2m

[willow pewter]

not enough

[junior tangle]

Broke boy, she needs 2.3 million.

[willow pewter]

3m+ for a fair maiden

[willow pewter]

Thou art Maidenless

[junior tangle]

Premium edition

[stark marten]

This is newgame4 I've had way less all the other times 🤓☝🏻

[willow pewter]

❤️

[winter echo]

Guys a mf called night cavalry got on my ass

[willow pewter]

Only 4?

[stark marten]

I got the game a month ago

[willow pewter]

Get him to jump off the bridge

[willow pewter]

Valid

[stark marten]

I love the night calvaries

[junior tangle]

Because she liked you for your personality, but since you got hit too much and now your ugly, she upped her prices.

[stark marten]

I got the drip on tho

I have her clothes on 😭

[willow pewter]

you think I can pull Melania on NG9 with enough runes?

[junior tangle]

Should you choose to wear lingerie, it will not be detected by others wearing the identical item.

[junior tangle]

No

[willow pewter]

If I farm the albunaurics enough?

Gay Batman is typing

[junior tangle]

A requirement of approximately 23 million has been identified.

[stark marten]

Just marry Momma ranni

She's better

[willow pewter]

lmfao didnt even read the name

[stark marten]

Plus she got 4 arms

[junior tangle]

Rya demonstrates superior performance.

[willow pewter]

ehh I'll just go for the 3 fingers again

[stark marten]

I got three fingers....

[willow pewter]

Ayoo

[stark marten]

Murdock nichols

[oblique pond]

know how to use them tho??

[willow pewter]

Matt

[junior tangle]

In your butt

[stark marten]

Indubitably

[willow pewter]

Try Fingers, But Hole

[stark marten]

That's ur job

[oblique pond]

a gay batman would

[junior tangle]

Negative

[willow pewter]

Is this a Dog?

[stark marten]

Weak foe ahead the last thing seen before you fight placiduax for the first time

[winter echo]

Guys which way is caelid

[stark marten]

North

Above leyndell

[willow pewter]

Lowkey Flashed him on NG4 or something on accident

[willow pewter]

Right

[oblique pond]

onward

[junior tangle]

East

[stark marten]

Try fingers but hole

[safe hemlock]

Somewhere

[willow pewter]

I bought some sunglasses that have a red tint and i couldn't stop thinking about cealid

[stark marten]

I don't fuh know

[oblique pond]

Gg

[halcyon kernel]

This chat sure is something

[willow pewter]

Florida

[whole walrus]

heads up people are trolls in general you should ask in the help chats

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Noni

[stark marten]

Time for jumping

[willow pewter]

Try Fingers, But Sorrow

[halcyon kernel]

East

[willow pewter]

lmao

[stark marten]

Genuinely tho why won't it let me progress

[whole walrus]

hiya

[halcyon kernel]

How r ya?

[willow pewter]

South Eastern Quadrant, when you hit the red keep going

[whole walrus]

drained

[halcyon kernel]

Fatigued even?

[oblique pond]

vocab bag work

[halcyon kernel]

I know I'm so funny

Where is my Netflix comedy special?

[willow pewter]

under funded

[feral field]

hunk jumpscare

[willow pewter]

hello himbo

[safe hemlock]

I dare you guys to play elder scrolls arena.

[oblique pond]

who is hunk and why is he scaring you guys

[halcyon kernel]

I need info on my extraction

[halcyon kernel]

Cuz he the grim reaper of Resident Evil

[willow pewter]

no, i enjoy my life

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-neutron-star-gif-3944354579321735693

[willow pewter]

jjk ref

[willow pewter]

(unhappy viewer core)

[manic ice]

Is that real

[celest remnant]

Lactose Intolerance Core*

[feral field]

purple of doom and despair

[oblique pond]

[celest remnant]

Lactose intollerant people are so weak why can't they eat cheese or survive a collapsing star being thrown at them

smh

[oblique pond]

im glad someone else gets it

[feral field]

can’t tank a pizza or a brick

personal issue ig

[celest remnant]

ur telling me you can't tank the heatdeath of a star?!

coward

[willow pewter]

I can name more cheeses than a cow could produce

[nova matrix]

How do we tolerate intolerance in a tolerant society? The dairy question

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/queso-nacho-nacho-cheese-gif-6248784

what kind is this smart guy

[nova matrix]

Velveeta

[winter echo]

Bro screw this game even the goddamn NPCs killing me

[willow pewter]

Me when I shoot a lactose itolerant in the face with an AR?

[feral field]

I honestly can’t stand velveeta

[willow pewter]

Queso

[celest remnant]

NOT-YO CHEESE

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[willow pewter]

So valid

[feral field]

Velveeta tastes too sweet for me

[willow pewter]

its not even sweet, its got a plastic after taste

[celest remnant]

how it is a brick of whey protein and salt

[feral field]

That 2

[nova matrix]

The last time I saw this joke told it roundabout led to the person getting hotboxed with two frag grenades

[willow pewter]

in terms of the avg cheese it would be sweeter than say a sharp or mild cheddar, parm or even technically a mozz although i'd say mozz is sweeter

[feral field]

idk all I know is I can’t stand velveeta

[willow pewter]

Go Army?

[nova matrix]

Fireflies killed Josh Peck, never forget it

[willow pewter]

like TLOU?

[nova matrix]

Yea. He shows up as one of the fedra soldiers in s2 and dies within a minute

[willow pewter]

must've been lactose intolerant

[nova matrix]

Josh Peck should have played the baby in death stranding

[celest remnant]

Drake should've played the diaper

cause all he did was eat dung what a scumbag

[nova matrix]

BB wears no diaper, floats in artificial womb

Diaper get eternally soggy

[celest remnant]

I know I just wanted to take a shot at Drake while he's down

[nova matrix]

Sisyphean task of changing womb diaper

Hmm, thats a hell of a sentence

[willow pewter]

i love sisyphus

[nova matrix]

Kojima what have you done to me

[willow pewter]

one must imagine him happy

like when I take shot after shot at consort radhan

theoretically im happy.

[nova matrix]

The illusion of enlightenment is something to always seek, but it must remain an illusion

[willow pewter]

just stab me in the calf already

[hexed kernel]

he is a really good boss

[willow pewter]

does he pay well?

[nova matrix]

Wish granted, bbq fork or fence post

[hexed kernel]

ye

[willow pewter]

the big rock im pushing up the hill>?

[royal basin]

hitman world of assassination has a free demo on steam rn ima try it

[willow pewter]

the hitman 2 demo was great when they dropped that bc you basically got the game for free

[nova matrix]

Make sure to throw a suitcase at someone

[royal basin]

Idk if that’s in the demo but I’ll try

[willow pewter]

might be unlockable if youre sneaky with it

[nova matrix]

How do I unlock the diamond skin for my weapons

[coarse blaze]

idk

[hardy drift]

p2 zzzzz p1 better

[nova matrix]

Do you fight him in hades 2

[royal basin]

Ultrakill?

[silver oak]

whats the difference between a dragon incant and a dragon cult incant?

[willow pewter]

no elden ring

[nova matrix]

I was thinking cod reference because diamond riot shield was really funny

[willow pewter]

one scales with arcane, the other scales with arcane

[willow pewter]

Lore wise the difference is who supports the elden lord plucidax and who doesn't but I dont think it affects anything

iirc

[nova matrix]

Dragon communion vs ancient dragon cult

The former is directly channeling dragon powers using the hearts

The latter is calling forth the red lightning of the ancient dragons

Rot breath vs lightning stake

[silver oak]

ok but theres also the dragon communion seal which "boosts dragon communion incants" and the gravelstone seal which "boosts dragon cult incants"

[silver oak]

oh, interesting

[willow pewter]

the Dragon Head Spells and Claw are the COmmunion ones I believe

[silver oak]

so a dragon cultist themed build would utilize both i guess

[coarse blaze]

cultist would be red lightning

[willow pewter]

sure, if you check your damage with and without each one equiped you'll proc stats better

[silver oak]

which would be a better seal for dragon communion incants, the dragon communion seal or the eerdtree seal?

[coarse blaze]

communion isnt following its morelike the opposite of

killing dragons for power instead of worship

[willow pewter]

idk you kill dragons with em either way I just think the red lightning doesnt do that much to them

[silver oak]

i guess that tracks, i just wanna make up a character thats themed around dragons and gaining their powers so its focused on dragon communion incants but also dragon cult incants

[coarse blaze]

thats fair

[nova matrix]

Make sure you use magma wyrm blade

Fun weapon

[willow pewter]

i'd serv communion over cult if thats your direction

[willow pewter]

yes go farm it for 4 hours

[nova matrix]

Wyrm

[silver oak]

you talking about the magma wyrm scalesword?

[nova matrix]

The one from precipice

[willow pewter]

low drop rate

[coarse blaze]

are u okay

[nova matrix]

Uh

Not the kratos sword

The beeg kratos sword

[willow pewter]

not the little magma blade from the snakeys?

[nova matrix]

Heck that thing

Big stinky

[silver oak]

communion will be the greater focus cause im using fortissax' incants rn in my normal insane cultist run, but i may as well as plenty of variety cause thats the spice of life and i love seeing my mimic spam random incants and make it impossible for me to see the boss

[willow pewter]

yeah thats like 0.4% drop rate

[nova matrix]

Its also just not really that notable

[willow pewter]

valid

[willow pewter]

couple DLC items that can make it kinda worth it

[nova matrix]

90% of the time you doing status with curved swords and you dont want split damage when you can help it

[willow pewter]

very true

[silver oak]

rn im eating little caesars pizza while reading a steam guide of ranking all 101 incants

[nova matrix]

It also mildly competes with sword of night and flame or flame art erdsteel which can both do small flame beatstick better

The former having stellar weapon art and the latter being accessible from start by pushing haight off the ledge

[willow pewter]

Night and Flame was such a cool concept but I just think it doesn't hold up in late game

[nova matrix]

Its best if you maximize for one half

[willow pewter]

hm, I'll try that, probably Faith im assuming?

[nova matrix]

For fire yea

It plays well doing full split faith/int, but you only wanna boost one damage type regardless and the stats scale each half accordingly

Both halves are good tbh, the int side is a more usable comet azur and the fire side is a better redmanes flame iirc

It being split damage on the right clicks isnt ideal, but if using as a weapon art stick+back up option for a spellslinger its nice

[willow pewter]

love the spell slingin I cant deny

yes i WILL be comet azuring Rahdan, again.

[agile pine]

https://www.tiktok.com/@noob_pengu/video/7612138353919560974

[primal locust]

yo

[willow pewter]

ResEvil9 is lame

[willow pewter]

gurt

[primal locust]

gurt

[edgy grove]

what?? Everyone said its so good

[willow pewter]

I'm just personally not a fan of the writing or gameplay, just not my cup of tea

[ocean geyser]

im your cup of tea

[willow pewter]

im a soulsfan to the end, its a different clunky mess

[willow pewter]

if you like oolong

(im so funny)

[willow pewter]

"man loses mind, must navigate hell by killing zombies and odd horror creations"
"Triangle head thirst trap"
"the weird nurses"
Feels like Tomb Raider with different textures

[edgy grove]

First mistake was going into an re game expecting realism 🫩

[willow pewter]

i wouldn't say realism so much as it is a lack of mystery to keep me wanting to come back

[misty gulch]

would i do more overall damage if i were to just two hand the dragonscale blade or if i get two of them and dual wield? (in the case that i build around either one, like either multi hit talismans or ash of war/lightning damage)

[halcyon kernel]

You sure you're not talking about Silent Hill 2?

[willow pewter]

lmao yeah I confused the two

proves my point, very little diffrence between the two. man with gun kill evil looking guy

[halcyon kernel]

This is also a very oversimplification

[willow pewter]

lack of depth

[undone python]

Sorry wrong channel

[halcyon kernel]

Silent Hill 2 is more heavy on the paranormal and psychological horror and covers deep emotional themes that are built into the game like the monsters

Resident Evil puts a heavier aspect on survival horror or action and is more about corpos exploiting people to create power for themselves

[willow pewter]

probably dual overall, jump attacks with the dual hit tbh

[halcyon kernel]

In Silent Hill every enemy reflects something about the character you play

Everyone sees something different

[willow pewter]

Didn't mean to hate on silent hill, actually a decent franchise. ResEv is just kinda lacking

"blonde man with gun kill zombie guy"

"soo hot"

[halcyon kernel]

Again you're oversimplifying these games

You can do this with any game

[willow pewter]

Elden Ring : Man with Sword kill Big thing

GOTY!!!

Expediton 33 : Group of guys with magic kill annoyinh big thing

GOTY!!!!

[late breach]

Whats your fav game

[willow pewter]

Fallout 4 : Man with handmade gun kill radiated monsters, looks for son.
GOTY!!!!

[willow pewter]

Minecraft.

lmfaoo im joshin

[whole walrus]

holy oversimplification

[late breach]

Hi Joshin, im Zeal

[willow kite]

This is kind of random but

Anybody played the new resident evil?

[late breach]

No but heard it's good

[silver oak]

logically how much faith would i want for an incant build?

[late breach]

98

[willow pewter]

Life is Strange 1

[whole walrus]

depends

[late breach]

Fair

[atomic tapir]

Everytime I play this game

[silver oak]

i cant tell if thats a serious answer or not

[whole walrus]

whats up shakabrah

[atomic tapir]

I start to realise how bad I am at this game

[willow pewter]

"girl with powers kills best friend"

[late breach]

Its not

[whole walrus]

or city

[silver oak]

rn ive got 55 vigor and 54 faith, i use blasphemous blade and a bunch of combative incantations

[willow pewter]

yeah I killed the city on the first run

[whole walrus]

who tf wouldnt lmao

[willow pewter]

that game is so sad

[willow pewter]

i love my saddness and depth and choice-matters and quicktime events

[late breach]

Detroit become human

[whole walrus]

lis2 better

[willow pewter]

Thats a good game

[late breach]

You made that?

[whole walrus]

yes

[silver oak]

who the hell puts vigor to 99, i mean i guess if youre a high enough level no point not to, but im like 124 rn

[late breach]

It looks awesome

[willow pewter]

Pretty good too, I do love the dynamics they incorporate

[whole walrus]

the point is if ur really high level theres nothing much else you can do

[willow pewter]

99 Vigor 12 Str 12 Int 12 etc..

yyeeaahhh after the focused maxxing just pump into vigor til you hit like 55-60, then just hit 99 on whatever tbh

[storm creek]

What😭 thx ig

[storm creek]

Please refrain from talking about the game forever

[hardy drift]

larp lord 😭

[lavish anvil]

I can’t find Gideon at the round table where you guys find him

[wet plume]

Day 4 of petitioning for Lobotomy Kaiden (Elden Ring lobotomy, taking the name from an early game enemy)

[polar hatch]

when you tp there he is in front of you on your right, next to a statue. if he's not there then he's in his office, through the doorway on your left

[lavish anvil]

In there rn he not there

[kindred verge]

How far are you in the main story?

[polar hatch]

you appear to have disregarded the first half of that message

[drifting crown]

hello

[wet plume]

Yodeo brodeo

[lavish anvil]

Level 50 and best renala in just trying to find him to give the potion

[polar hatch]

when you tp there he is in front of you on your right, next to a statue. if he's not there then he's in his office, through the doorway on your left

[lavish anvil]

I swear I checked both nether spots

[willow pewter]

I enjoy my sanity and dont play ex33

[polar hatch]

look again

[kindred verge]

You’ll find him in the round table to your right when you tp
Exhaust all his dialogue reset the area he should be in his office to give him the potion

[drifting crown]

what is sote...ah... shadow of the eldtree got it

[zealous night]

So, now that Nightreign is dead and done (sob), what do we think is next for Elden Ring?

[stable flare]

horse armor

[silver oak]

yo i just reached latenna and wasnt able to talk with her, only picked up her spirit off the ground, does that mean i cant summon her in front of the giant albinuric?

[drifting crown]

elden discuss only there or gere too?

[hardy drift]

zzzz

[wet plume]

Elden Ring: The End Update

[silver oak]

like its not giving me the option to summon her at the albinuric

[lavish anvil]

Okay I’ll
Try again

[willow pewter]

boring ahh turn based

[zealous night]

Elden Ring 2: The Ringening

[hardy drift]

wow

larping liam in chat

[harsh wharf]

Alot of turn based games can be boring but E33 is not one of them

[kindred verge]

Elden ring : The comeback of the golden order

[lavish anvil]

Yay it worked

[kindred verge]

A new game would be cool

[zealous night]

I agree. It and Persona (the newer ones) have managed to make turn based games feel action-y

[willow pewter]

Play areal turn based like Baldurs Gate

[vivid hull]

[edgy grove]

@river orchid found you

[harsh wharf]

I myself prefer life gambling in Citizen Sleeper

[kindred verge]

Good

[storm creek]

Clair so ass

[willow pewter]

like I said I dont play 33, its proven butt

[storm creek]

I played it and reached to the painter fight.

[zealous night]

There's a whole lore Bible that George wrote, apparently. I thought Nightreign would expand the lore about, but. Nah. I also hate that Nightreign is just dead apparently. Like, the ONE game I'd be ok with it turning into live service or having 500 dlcs, but no

[hexed kernel]

isn't expedition 33 like an exceptional masterpiece?

[undone python]

Thought u guys changed my nickname , got me stressing 🙏🏻💔

[zealous night]

Yes, it just has massive haters because of the GotY sweep lmao

[storm creek]

I hated it before the goty😭

[willow pewter]

lmfao in what?

[unborn olive]

and the game award goes to

[hexed kernel]

its basically a perfect game according to a lot of people and the TGA guys

[harsh wharf]

Like all games it has flaws, but the concept, graphics, story and combat (for it's genre) are all very good

[zealous night]

Shhhh it's bait

[willow pewter]

Turn Based? Perfect? Never in a million years. I'll play a board game if I want that

[hexed kernel]

chess >>> expedition 33
change my mind

[storm creek]

I think the murdock guy is baiting but I genuinely didn’t like it,the fights were too boring for me ig

[willow pewter]

I'll play DnD if I want Turn Based Combat

[harsh wharf]

Me when I call something I don't like bad
Baboons saying anything

[drifting crown]

as always im invisible everywhere....

[zealous night]

"iD nEvEr rEaD a bOoK" ass comment lmao. Also, you say you'd play a board game before that, go play Warhammer

[storm creek]

What do you want me to say ☠️

[willow pewter]

Warhammer? I'm not 40yo without a wife lmfao

[harsh wharf]

Oh my god
It's you
The man who sold the world

[zealous night]

Oh yea, he's definitely baiting lmao

[harsh wharf]

That you don't like it
Maybe just stick to the game genres you do like, and talk about them

[hardy drift]

"Yes I hate on exp33" "Yes I only play triple A slop and hate on turn based games because it's not popular"

[silver oak]

goddamn why cant i summon latenna bro

im not getting the prompt

[willow pewter]

Because its slow af and not in anyway fun or dynamic to me?

[harsh wharf]

What is she gonna do, stand up for you?

[hexed kernel]

turn based games and not popular in one sentence

[zealous night]

It's totally understandable. Even with all of the real time stuff you have to do during enemy turns, it's still turn based at the end of the day.

[storm creek]

Which I just said
Jonah hill sigh gif

[harsh wharf]

To you
(key phrase)

[willow pewter]

Literally BG3 AND Ex33 both got GOTY

[silver oak]

im tryna summon her at the albinuric woman in consecrated snowfields but its not giving me a prompt to do so

[hardy drift]

exp33 is not slow at all 😭 you're in an elden ring server it genuinely doesn't get slower than that

[hardy drift]

It's true, take a look at popular game releases over the last 10 years and tell me how many are turn based

[harsh wharf]

Have you exhausted her dialogue back at lobo? Maybe you have a Ng+ version of her spirit ash

[zealous night]

Just realized you meant the server is slow, not the game lmao

[harsh wharf]

I'm slow

[hardy drift]

? what

[storm creek]

I liked it a lil at first but the painter fight was actually so long

[silver oak]

no actually when i reached lobo all i saw was the ash on the ground, didnt even let me talk to her first which i thought was odd

[edgy grove]

Im 90% sure you havent touched e33

[zealous night]

I thought you meant that Elden Ring the game was slow lmao

[willow pewter]

Gameplay speed is not the mode im speaking on, the actually progression is reliant on specific events, i can speed thru ER in 8 minutes if I really want to, you cant speed run a turn based

[hardy drift]

thats exactly what I meant..

[hexed kernel]

undertale and deltarune, omori (worst indie game ever but its still popular), baldur's gate 3, expedition 33

[storm creek]

You’re judging off speedrunning😭

[zealous night]

In what world is Elden Ring slow lmao

[hardy drift]

okay so... 5 games?

[harsh wharf]

You have done something wrong, likely involving Gideon
Or you burned the erdtree first or smth
You cannot do the quest this run unfortunately

[willow pewter]

and why tf would I? I've seen enough content from it and read enough about it to not want to even touch it

[silver oak]

dammit. i havent burnt the eerdtree yet, but idk what i couldve done wrong with gideon

[storm creek]

Undertale is literally one of the most popular games of all time😭

[silver oak]

i just wanted to do the quest so i could get the ancient somber stone and max out my blasphemous blade

[storm creek]

Just because a genre is not as common doesn’t mean it’s not popular ☠️

[willow pewter]

No off of the speed I'd like to progress

[edgy grove]

Why do you hate omori

[hardy drift]

"Oh no I don't have the attention span to beat a 20 hour game" (assuming you skip side content)

[edgy grove]

Just bc you dont like it doesnt mean it cant resonate with some people

[willow pewter]

literally 500+ hours in ER

[hardy drift]

?? are we illiterate or smth

[hexed kernel]

oh yeah
limbus company too
6 really popular turn based games
with expedition 33 being the most popular one

[willow pewter]

obv

[edgy grove]

That isnt what theyre saying lol

[harsh wharf]

"I hate it and I hate everyone who likes it because they're wrong and I'm right"

[hardy drift]

mentions lc and not lor ig bro

[hexed kernel]

what is lor

[hardy drift]

larp lord bro

[willow pewter]

I'm speaking on a general term of quality and enjoyment.

[storm creek]

They literally said turn based aren’t popular

[unborn olive]

[storm creek]

Just learned the word larp this week

[edgy grove]

everyone here is a master of larp apparently 🫩

[harsh wharf]

These tarnished be yanking my chain sometimes

[willow pewter]

lmao Larping has been around since the dawn of time

[hardy drift]

because they aren't??? the genre is not that popular 😭

[earnest knoll]

Corny game for prentious people bro

[unborn olive]

what does this mean

[storm creek]

The word larp is revived again

[harsh wharf]

They're being stupid
Can't blame them, it's in their nature

[hardy drift]

because the only thing that matters is agenda

[willow pewter]

Extremely Popular!! Ex33 GOTY, BG3 GOTY

[unborn olive]

tats true

i mean undertale does seem pretty boring

[edgy grove]

Theres a difference, there are few releases that are popular but when they are they get very popular. There are a lot more platformers for example

[hardy drift]

are we ragebaiting or genuinely just stupid

[storm creek]

It literally is,undertale,bg,expedition deltarune
And like 90% of mobile games are turn based slop

[willow pewter]

You can't say they arent popular, obv they are. I'm saying I dont like them.

[zealous night]

Pokemon, Fire Emblem, E33, Omori, Undertale and Deltarune, Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, BG3, Darkest Dungeon, Digimon Time Stranger, XCOM, Octopath Traveler, Persona, Bravely Default, Pathfinder, Ni no Kuni, Slay the Spire, the hundreds of deck builders that I can't get into, Total War

[edgy grove]

Im agreeing with what ur saying but chill pls 😭

[willow pewter]

Pokemon has never been fun for me.

[harsh wharf]

The latter

[hexed kernel]

pokemon anime is pretty cool
the pokemon games not so much

[zealous night]

Shush, you don't like turn based RPGs lmao

[harsh wharf]

Weirdly intelligent sentence, you didn't outright say it's bad

[storm creek]

There are whole franchises of turn based, I agree that they’re not as popular as plat formers for example but it doesn’t mean that they’re not popular at all

[zealous night]

But... The recent releases have been bad

[hexed kernel]

have you even played all of these

[zealous night]

Yup

[hexed kernel]

damn you guys have a lot of free time

[harsh wharf]

This is true

[willow pewter]

No Its not BAD, it has enough variety and depth to be a good franchise (although recently theyre running thin)

[zealous night]

Eh, not really? I'm in college and work full time

[willow pewter]

too much

[storm creek]

They’re just listing popular turn based games because apparently turn based isn’t popular at all

[unborn olive]

at least its spread out between many games instead of 1000 on er alone

[harsh wharf]

How are you gaining intelligence here
This can't be
And yes you're right

[hexed kernel]

i have seen people spend 3000+ hours on elden ring

[zealous night]

I've literally got all of them in my Steam Library, on the 3DS, or on the Switch

[hardy drift]

i swear ur just twisting my words

[harsh wharf]

Shhh... No you haven't.

[halcyon kernel]

What are we arguing about now?

[zealous night]

I just played all of the Pokemon games from Emerald to X and Y these last few months

[hexed kernel]

what do you think about pokemon legends za

[harsh wharf]

It's tarnished. They say pretty much anything and another one is at their throat

[zealous night]

Mid, did not look interesting to me

[willow pewter]

My point is that if theres no real dynamic feel to the story or characters, if theyre a copy and paste of something that already exists, then it wont be a good game. Why do you think all the post-apocolypse games never pop off? we already have Fallout

[hardy drift]

za goes against everything pokemon is it was so bad imo

[silver oak]

decided to check the wiki to see what other somber dragon stones i cold get and realized theres several in elphael and one was really close to where i was

[zealous night]

Finally we agree on something. Like, Legends Arceus? Top tier, super peak

Then Scarlet and Violet flopped into existing and just flailed about like a Magikarp out of water

[hardy drift]

oh yeah arceus was great (altho I could do without volo being so fricking hard) and i enjoyed scarlet too

[storm creek]

Doesn’t azula have a lot of them too

[harsh wharf]

I agree for the mostpart
I would only say this isn't the case when 'copies' are made in a higher quality, though I don't really know any examples myself
I will say that opinions on games can be outdated, for example if you played early Cyberpunk2077 or Dying Light 2

[silver oak]

im not that far, havent killed the fire giant yet

[harsh mauve]

Bokemon za^2

[hardy drift]

i think the new games could be good

[harsh mauve]

Ethan Winters 🥶

[zealous night]

I actually enjoy when Pokemon games get hard. It's why I like ROM hacks

[harsh wharf]

Pokemon Uranium

[willow pewter]

Right, early cyberpunk was very rough and in some ways still kinda feels like GTA retextured, so everyone went back to GTA5 and the fanbase died until they brought out the anime

[zealous night]

Not the early Cheese Pizza 😭

[halcyon kernel]

You have very interesting takes

[hardy drift]

im not that good at pokemon games never have been, i think to this day i still never beat the elite 5 in sun 😭 (best games in the franchise btw)

[storm creek]

I genuinely feel like dl2 is very overhated

[hardy drift]

wow

[zealous night]

Sounds like some guy that had a crush on me back in highschool. Dude couldn't get past Vordt in DS3 and called it bad because of it.

Like, DS3 is my least favorite in the series, but it isn't bad

[harsh wharf]

Extremely correct
The story is the only objectively low quality thing about it, from what I've played
I mean
Low quality is a strong term. It's just rather basic with the added spice of Inhibitors giving you evil crackhead powers

[cedar matrix]

is fate good

[halcyon kernel]

I think its mid but not "bad"

[cedar matrix]

Ds2 is better

[zealous night]

Exactly

[willow pewter]

I seek the logic not the image, if theres a repeat of a good game I'll check it out, but its like looking at the ingredients not the food

[storm creek]

Other than the story the gameplay was so satisfying

[halcyon kernel]

Gta 5 wishes its open world was good as Cyberpunk

[willow pewter]

clunky but good, ds3 has better mechanics but it feels small and almost like a dungeon crawl

[zealous night]

It's linear. Super, SUPER linear.

[willow pewter]

which tbf GTA has been out for so long theres no point in even comparing it to other games

[cedar matrix]

Ds2 got better world design and overall flow even if its rough in somw areas

[halcyon kernel]

So why did you compare it with Cyberpunk then?

[zealous night]

Like, I get most of the Souls games are, but DS3 feels like it has no optional content or areas

[harsh wharf]

Correct
Even playing on hard mode, it still feels relatively realistic apart from a few aspects
People also forget that Aiden isn't Kyle Crane. He's not a special agent, he doesn't have much combat experience, though he IS pretty much a superhuman even just at midgame

[halcyon kernel]

Ds3 threw out a lot of good and fun mechanics from the other games

[willow pewter]

most popular game at the time of release aside from maybe RDR2, another rockstar open world

[cedar matrix]

who like one piece 👀

[zealous night]

Aw they removed my message for caps

[harsh wharf]

Hard pass but I see the appeal

[zealous night]

Ikr they took out my cool powerstance bs

[willow pewter]

For real, arguably a better game than 3, despite some clunk

[willow pewter]

way too long but fun

[zealous night]

Idk who this dude is trying to send an invite link is but can we mute him or something? That's twice now

[halcyon kernel]

Tail cutting, bonfire aesthetics, ds2 ng+, watered down hollowing mechanic, etc

[cedar matrix]

its tuff broo

[pliant gazelle]

hiii

[willow pewter]

its a RE clip from 9 on tiktok he keeps trying to send

[harsh wharf]

Become one of the decent amount of people supporting me to become a mod and I'll think about it

[zealous night]

You have no idea how loud I screamed in joy when I cut off Gaping Dragon's tail in Nightreign and it dropped weapons lmao

[kind quail]

[reef marten]

John 3:16

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life

[kind quail]

Golden order reference

[willow pewter]

irl golden order

[pliant gazelle]

how do i beat the godskin duo bru

[harsh wharf]

This does not spark joy

[pliant gazelle]

im dying

[kind quail]

Being goated

[willow pewter]

sleep pots and frost weapons

[pliant gazelle]

bro i had them at one hit and died

[kind quail]

[willow pewter]

avgg git gud response

[pliant gazelle]

sorry im not gay

[zealous night]

Skinny boi will throw a fireball at you anytime you try to heal

[kind quail]

Thats definitely a response

[zealous night]

I'm dead

[flint frost]

lowkey gng, go for the fat one first

[willow pewter]

lmao use your mimic tear and shoot from the balcony

[harsh wharf]

You will be

[pliant gazelle]

summonless frfr

[willow pewter]

Fr tho his roll is crazy

[kind quail]

Use mimic and bernahl summon if its too hard

[zealous night]

Nah they won't be a real gaymer unless they do it solo

[pliant gazelle]

im using a bleed bandit sword build its fire i almost have them

[flint frost]

the fat one has too go, the skinny one is easy

[storm creek]

Summon bernahl.

[kind quail]

Fascinating

[pliant gazelle]

been tryna beat them tn im getting close

[harsh wharf]

You can strafe in any direction but forwards and you're safe
You can make him donut around you by taking four, maybe five steps to the side

[storm creek]

I mean it’s only fair 🤷

[pliant gazelle]

ive beenstanding by the pillars to block it

[flint frost]

bleed and scarlet rot help sleep does too surprisingly

[willow pewter]

Roll Roll Roll Roll Sleep Pot, Dodge, Roll Roll Roll Swing (x6)

[zealous night]

It's been too long since I played ER, I have no advice.

[pliant gazelle]

why are all the vcs locked?

[willow pewter]

yeah the arcane/int proc helps a tin

[kind quail]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[pliant gazelle]

thanks

[willow pewter]

thou art maidenless

[kind quail]

Are those lemons

[harsh wharf]

Bad practice, he can skip around as I'm sure you've figured out
My suggestion is focus the heck out of the fatty, funnily enough he has the most range and obviously most devastating moves
Continue to separate them until you have the Apostle alone and strafe most of that guy's attacks then lay into him

[willow pewter]

Two Limes in A Blue Pot ❤️

[kind quail]

I see

[harsh wharf]

Citric organism

[willow pewter]

i love a good lime

[flint frost]

the only problem is sometimes they get into sync with their moves, you want the fat one too rush at you first

[pliant gazelle]

yeah its like 50/50 if it works lwk

but idk how else to dodge it

[zealous night]

this is a lemon server, we don't like your kind around here (disclaimer this is a joke and not racism)

[harsh wharf]

Genuinely when you see him start, run to the side his legs are on when he rolls
He will airball

[flint frost]

which move are you struggling the most with?

[willow pewter]

awfully limey of you to say that... are you sure?

[kind quail]

Citracist is insane

[silver oak]

miraculously i managed to forget the (rather straightforward) path through elphael to malenia

[pliant gazelle]

just the roll or the 2nd phase move where he stabs 3 times super fast

[kind quail]

This is an ORANGE server only

[silver oak]

im just standing on the church near where you get the dragoncrest shield talisman trying to remember where i go now

[willow pewter]

the acceptance of the citrus family is welcomed

[pliant gazelle]

other than that its easy the skinny one is light

[zealous night]

Lemons and limes team up to take down the orange tyrants

[craggy cove]

sigh, dead chat.

[kind quail]

Take a right, than a right, than another right, than a left, than a left, than another left. Then go right left left right right left left right left right

[willow pewter]

arguably lemons are the best citrus, but i do love a good blood orange

[flint frost]

the roll just try too stand on the pillars and the stab move, back up fast or try too dash too the side

[harsh wharf]

I know I'm not real but you could atleast pretend I'm a living thing

[willow pewter]

yes?

[kind quail]

Yummy

[pliant gazelle]

bet

[heavy tinsel]

16 oz bag of caramel puff corn.

[kind quail]

Worst citrus is grapefruit

If its even a citrus

[pliant gazelle]

godskin is harder than the fire giant lwk tho

[silver oak]

gee thanks