general-discussion

[hazy sand]

See when I was 2 I dreamed that Elden ring would exist in the future and it’s been my dream game ever since

[jade zenith]

All because of the very evil evil Marika

[zinc fable]

Ahh Fortnite. Peak fiction

[sly grove]

Bro just wanted to kill a God same as me >:)

[zinc fable]

Brainrot

[marsh cape]

i dreamed that bloodborne remastered would get cancelled and my childhood dream finally came true 💜

[tired forge]

Always upgrade godslayer greatsword

[meager forum]

i remember when i played rdr2 amazing asf we need a remaster for the ps5

[zinc fable]

6. Resident evil 4R
7. Ready or not
8. Crash bandicoot 4
9. Astro bot
10. Sifu

[jade zenith]

Gideon saying a man cannot kill a god then proceed to watch me break every bone in Radagons body

[tired forge]

Gideon was just afraid of Godfrey

[zinc fable]

I wish upgrading your weapons in these games were like Gow and Bioshock where your weapon changed visually..

[jade zenith]

I would be too but with how strong Gideon was he couldve put up a good fight

[stuck ginkgo]

Hmm.

[timber terrace]

Hellooooi

[stuck ginkgo]

Whstch'yall up to?

[timber terrace]

Ooooo

[meager forum]

watching metatron

[tired forge]

Depends on what you give him info on but as long as he dodges Godfrey he could honestly be a worthy opponent

[zinc fable]

Playing Kcd2. Idk why I brought this game

[tired forge]

Too bad he staggers from tickles

[jade zenith]

Id be scared too seeing the absolute lunacy Godfrey be doing at atleast 400 pounds of muscle(reminder he pulls off Axe Kicks in the fight)

[stuck ginkgo]

What game is it again?

[zinc fable]

The knight game

[tired forge]

Imagine seeing the previous Elden Lord that used to be your lord casually waiting for the thorns to burn to beat up god

I'd never approach him

[solemn rover]

how long does flame, cleanse me last for?

[zinc fable]

Name a souls boss better than Godfrey. Don’t worry I’ll wait

[jade zenith]

Godfrey is surprisingly also on the purer side of enemies

[stuck ginkgo]

Should I get a ff for mobile and if so which one?

[zinc fable]

Ff?

[stuck ginkgo]

Final Fantasy

[hazy sand]

Arlechinno, dreglord, Malenia, Rellana, Messmer, Libra, want me to continue?

[zinc fable]

I don’t play final fantasy

[hazy sand]

Gael

[stuck ginkgo]

Messmer is a cool boss design

[hazy sand]

Godfrey has bored me in recent runs idk, kinda boring to fight

[jade zenith]

Godfrey to me is what a souls boss should be like hes a blueprint

[stuck ginkgo]

I like the bat wings on the helmet and portals to a giant white snake.

Seems familiar and comfortable a way to exist

Not sure the cons entirely if any exist

[jade zenith]

Messmer and Malenia is just hard for the sake of being hard

[hazy sand]

His first phase you can just walk around him for the most part, for his second phase you can just walk away, and then he has the aoes which just aren’t that fun and you can’t mess about with much

[hollow gorge]

This reminded me that I should finish the dlc

[zinc fable]

Mesmer that bad? I didn’t play the dlc

[hazy sand]

No

[hollow gorge]

Low-key got to right before messmer then got stopped

[jade zenith]

Messmer is ANNOYING

[zinc fable]

I agree with Malenia though that boss sucks

[hazy sand]

Messmer ain’t even that bad

[zinc fable]

Garbage design

[hollow gorge]

Malenia was fun

[stuck ginkgo]

Id possibly ship messmer and malenia.

[hollow gorge]

Not that hard neither

[hasty kayak]

Messmer is the best dlc boss

[hazy sand]

I agree I like Malenia alor

[hazy sand]

Weird

[jade zenith]

Hes not as bad as Malenia

[hollow gorge]

If they weren’t related.

[stuck ginkgo]

Wait sre they?

[hazy sand]

I like both so

[hollow gorge]

Agreed w femboy

[tired forge]

Gael, Soul of Cinder, Friede and Father Ariandel, Twin Princes, Demon Princes

[zinc fable]

Lden rings

[hasty kayak]

😐

[jade zenith]

I mean Miquella married Radahn

[hollow gorge]

Yes. In elden ring think if ginger then related and if m then related

[stuck ginkgo]

Its been awhule but then again lothric was riding Lorian for awhile. ..

[jade zenith]

And Marika married herself

[hazy sand]

That’s more political then romantic

[stuck ginkgo]

Eh. How many degrees of seperation?

[hollow gorge]

She also cracked herself 😭 😭 😭

[hazy sand]

Same mother

[zinc fable]

Lden Rings

[tired forge]

6 legs in that rooms and only 1/3 of them are functional

[hazy sand]

Both children of marika

[hollow gorge]

Ban this guy

[hasty kayak]

I mean can you blame her

[stuck ginkgo]

The risk genetically past a certain level of cousinhood is lesser

And yeah thats close

[hollow gorge]

Nope I’d do it if I were her

[stuck ginkgo]

Rae did say she liked brother sister kink idea with me

[tired forge]

Marika doing the ultimate Hapsburg technique

[stuck ginkgo]

Hmm

[hollow gorge]

…

[jade zenith]

If we're the elden lord does that make us the consort of Marika

[stuck ginkgo]

Oh yeah bbl not tryna be bigges meow

[tired forge]

100% pure blooded offspring since they're 100% god blood

[zinc fable]

Uh who marika?

[stuck ginkgo]

Country

[polar hatch]

yes reaching marika is explicitly your goal

[hollow gorge]

Everyone’s mom

[tired forge]

Yeah you get that half body stone statue

[zinc fable]

Oh ok

[stuck ginkgo]

Breed is the message

[hollow gorge]

Or everyone’s moms mom

[stuck ginkgo]

Ra sun dagon fertility

[tired forge]

Have fun with your furniture wife

[zinc fable]

Ok

[jade zenith]

I get radagon and Marika all to myself

[stuck ginkgo]

Also nanomind

[tired forge]

Radagon slimed by the Tarnished brandishing Destined Death

[stuck ginkgo]

Google nanomind technology

[hollow gorge]

Depends on the endings

[stuck ginkgo]

Its how they fucjed rae and I

[zinc fable]

Nanomachines

[stuck ginkgo]

Thatbsorta stuff

[tired forge]

son

[hollow gorge]

Nanomachines son

[tardy arch]

Remember to Elden your ring guys

[stuck ginkgo]

Halp me eavr the woman who said I could kidnap hernif she leaves and stuff

[jade zenith]

Also its a damn shame we dont get ANY of Morgotts magic

[hollow gorge]

Used to play college ball yknow

[stuck ginkgo]

Idk maybe I iz crazy but in luff or need a new woman

[tired forge]

We could've had those as more golden order incantation damage options

The spear should've 100% been an incant

Totally unique weapon for a melee spell

[stuck ginkgo]

Oh I can also articulate my verbiage quite seemingly doctiloqurntly but alas I felt a more informa vibe to ride out emotionally. sign back to. Robotic manner of information conveyance.

[tired forge]

Could be thrown if charged

[hazy sand]

Morgotts magic you can get as real weapons but it would be cool to get as spells

[tired forge]

Otherwise is a thrust

[jade zenith]

Also Radahns dlc swords are disappointing for such a hard boss fight

[stuck ginkgo]

Unless my more lax colloqual way of communicating was sufficial anf one coukr aquiesce if such a one exists even ad isnt a oaranoia induced ephermerality.

[hollow gorge]

Guys was I the only person who used to get confused about wired and weird and thought they were the same word when I was little

[tired forge]

Morgott hydromancy when he switches phase

[tired forge]

One is good the other is... mediocre

[hazy sand]

Water magic never being a thing really is a shame

[jade zenith]

I almost got madness reading this

[stuck ginkgo]

Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson is fun.

[hazy sand]

The best we get is bubbles

[jade zenith]

What are all those worlds

[tired forge]

Atleast we got bubbles but hydromancy is underrepresented

Miyazaki, don't you like the deep and associate it with water?

[hollow gorge]

I want to see someone max out bubbles and make them one tap a boss or smt

[tired forge]

Death = still water

Water death sorcery

[jade zenith]

Miyazaki makes the coolest statuses and makes them pvp only

[tired forge]

Great Oracular Bubble is a nuke button already

Moons but you can spawn 4 as a boss opening

[stuck ginkgo]

Ah does my implementation of verbosity lead to an unlocking of too many channels to not be underwhelmed and comfortable or does it just attracted and allure fervently s you ardurously cling to being a linguistic neophobe while relaxing in a more vibe friendly vernacular that isnt as formal?

[hollow gorge]

Then someone make it a mega nuke button

Imma do a bubble one shot build yo trust meee

[tired forge]

Dew it

Oracular Bubbles is a shotgun that'll get stupid when you get past flat defense

(never)

[stuck ginkgo]

To nakedize and elucidate the meaning within each attempt at conveyingi inforation is fascinating as are the attemp5s to convey emotional states alongside readings to allow fo4 a deeper empathetic understanfing either of your own imposed intent or anothers intent.

[hollow gorge]

Once I get out of the balatro phase I shall

[stuck ginkgo]

Isnt that fascinating? To learn from others or explore on ones own?

[tired forge]

Shard of Alexander, Godfrey's Icon, Magic Scorpion Charm, Arrow's Reach

Magic-shrouding Cracked Tear

[zinc fable]

All hail Elden rings

[stuck ginkgo]

Balatro I beat like 3 times

Its funnn

[hollow gorge]

Got it, played it once, then stopped, now I’m back

[tired forge]

Carian Regal Scepter max int, min arcane requirement only

[zinc fable]

Crimson desert might make it though idk

[jade zenith]

Goodnight guys

[tired forge]

Es hora de dormir

[stuck ginkgo]

"i you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

Movie:The ring about sgurls consciousnes coming through video

[hollow gorge]

What are we thinking for any incants

[stuck ginkgo]

Its fun making di with what you get and seeing how fsr not tryingbto judge tho if you haz a diff playstyle

[tired forge]

Commander's Standard, FGMS

[eager crater]

Did yall see where tung tung tung sahur is coming to fortnite

[quick stone]

No way

[quick stone]

When is ER gonna get a collaboration like that

[hollow gorge]

Immediate buy

[eager crater]

No clue

[hollow gorge]

(Only cause I have gamepass I don’t spend money on Fortnite I promise)

[tired forge]

Can we move onto the next "stupid meme turned into kid trend" please

[eager crater]

No

Triple t sahur is good

If its in fortnite its prob good

[tired forge]

Oh yeah fortnite good my bad

[eager crater]

Cant name ome time fortnite had a bad collab

Besides all of the bad collabs

[tired forge]

Fortnite is good when it's not bad

[eager crater]

Yes u get it

[spark glade]

Low-key elden ring

[tired forge]

Nobody has guns in ER smh

Apart from Rennala

[spark glade]

She has lovely feet

[raw hare]

Who can help me for the quest for fortissax lightdragon i have all ready the medailons
Im at luirna
Ps5

[tired forge]

No comically big butt, doesn't fit Fortnite

[junior tangle]

Skumnut?

[spark glade]

His content is insane

[tired forge]

Idk that guy

[junior tangle]

Really‽

[spark glade]

Beat elden ring only using a finger seal NO INCANTATIONS

[tired forge]

As in, do Fia's quest to fight Lichdragon Fortissax and get his remembrance?

Wait lemme check maybe I'm just dumb

[raw hare]

Yes

[junior tangle]

And briar Armour

[spark glade]

Just insanity

[tired forge]

Nvm I'm just dumb

[raw hare]

Can someone help me

[silver oak]

i feel like accepting the frenzied flame should make frenzy incants do extra damage

[spark glade]

With

[raw hare]

Or no

[junior tangle]

#community-help

[tired forge]

Alright so you need to do Rogier's quest and go to Black Knife Catacomb to retrieve the mark on the hidden Black Knife boss

Give to Rogier do that he inspects the rune, talk to Fia about Rogier's shenanigans

[spark glade]

Optional

[tired forge]

Oh yeah

[spark glade]

You can just go straight to fia in deep root

[tawdry sonnet]

Bruh why is EVERYONE in the DLC so strong??!

[spark glade]

Better than them being weak

[tawdry sonnet]

Even the dogs do about 4739291 damage

[tired forge]

You need to return the weathered dagger to D after beating Radahn don't you

[spark glade]

Level vig, wear armour

[tawdry sonnet]

NEVER, they are way too strong

[tawdry sonnet]

We have!!!!

[spark glade]

I have never done that

[dawn sable]

Cannons are guns

[tawdry sonnet]

Not armour though, our endurance is too low

[junior tangle]

Because you're weaker in the DLC

[tired forge]

Then go to Deeproot Depths through Nokron by going North East of the Ancestral Woods site of grace there

[tawdry sonnet]

But but i'm level 150

[tired forge]

Or a hidden passage in Frenzied Flame Proscription below Leyndell in the Subterranean Shunning Grounds

[junior tangle]

It reduces your stats.

[tired forge]

Go to the end of Deeproot Depths, fight Fia's Champions, talk to her, reload area, touch sleeping girl

[tawdry sonnet]

Wow.... very unfair

[dawn sable]

The DLC does not reduce your stats

[tired forge]

Oh, I always do every quest tbh

[tawdry sonnet]

And Rellana has 47392 poise and she always interupts my attacks

[hot dome]

you need scadu tree fragments found around the world to help reduce the damage you take, and increase the damage you deal

[tawdry sonnet]

Way too unfair

[hot dome]

I was like level 250 entering the dlc thinking I was safe

[tired forge]

Level doesn't matter too much in DLC

[dawn sable]

You are supossed to collect scadutree fragments to go through the DLC

[jagged widget]

You sound like you’re fighting margit for the first time

[hazy sand]

Get scadutree blessings, found around the map

[tawdry sonnet]

Very interesting...

[dawn sable]

It improves your damage resistance aswell as output

[jagged widget]

Rellana isn’t a humanoid, don’t treat her as such

[hazy sand]

Hi pooper

[dawn sable]

Hi Kier

[tired forge]

Scadutree fragments are basically levelling up for the DLC

[tawdry sonnet]

What, i'm new to the DLC and everyone you go against is Super Saiyan

[hazy sand]

Hru

[junior tangle]

It basically does this by reducing damage negation and resistances.

[dawn sable]

It does not reduce your stats

[tawdry sonnet]

YES SIR!!!

[jagged widget]

How many scadu do you have

[dawn sable]

Could be better

[tawdry sonnet]

I got to 6

[tired forge]

What's a scadutree

[hazy sand]

Nothing is reduced, it’s just the blessings increase it

[tawdry sonnet]

Some thing you get from churchs

[dawn sable]

Do you see the big tree in the dlc

[tired forge]

No

[dawn sable]

That's the scadutree

[hazy sand]

guessing you don’t wanna talk about it, hope you feel better soon

[dawn sable]

Oh there's not much about it lol

Birthday in 2 days but I don't really gaf. I have an important exam next day

Plus I'm more excited about MHS3 releasing next week lol

[hazy sand]

Fair enough lol

[main sinew]

is there a way to know if the boss in an area is the main one, and not the mini? i think someone said if u kill main boss before minis then you cant summon again. unno if that counts as your spirit summons though

[tired forge]

Boss' aura

[wide hazel]

After 18 birthdays don’t mean much to me anymore

[tired forge]

At some point you'll know which bosses are unique/aren't unique

Or it's at the end of said dungeon

Or it has a cutscene

[main sinew]

mini bosses have music? i never noticed. just googled the boss aura haha

i know the big ones do!

[tired forge]

Honestly you'd only get confused for like Sage's Cave, Black Knife Catacombs and idk

Basic music

[main sinew]

ah yeah seems like i been good so far. i just have a habit of when i have no souls to start running

[tired forge]

And Sage's Cave is just some dude

[main sinew]

lol. and dont stop til i loot everything i can/hit all the graces or get too many runes

appreciate that. just wanted to make sure so i didnt do it on accident in the future

[jagged widget]

In a few years, these new AI oriented phones will drop to become the average noem

The bubble is NOT popping

We’re doomed

[tired forge]

Let's see if OpenAI turns up a profit by 2030

[jagged widget]

Who cares about open ai

[tired forge]

Surely investors will realise passing around money between 10 companies doesn't generate anything worthwhile

[jagged widget]

By then we will have glurp glorp AI which can generate 4k realistic faces

[main sinew]

ya gonna have to rent a computer in the future rip

my ram is worth more than i paid for my entire pc now

[tired forge]

Not me that was just meant to be a conversation opener

[jagged widget]

My pc is never leaving me

[jagged widget]

That was a layup for this comment

[tired forge]

Hyped for storage subscriptions

[whole walrus]

im marrying my pc

[jagged widget]

It’s called cloud storage

[tired forge]

Thank god I'm using an app that promotes anonimity

[main sinew]

but default gonna be 360p

[kind quail]

is there gonna be a wedding

[tired forge]

Remember when the internet was completely off the law's control and everyone was saying you shouldn't reveal anything about you

[timber terrace]

How's everyone today

[jagged widget]

Welp

[main sinew]

back when everyone was 18/f/fl

[jagged widget]

Now it’s pretty much all gov ran

[main sinew]

ya prolly a bot anyhow!

[tired forge]

Click link in bio 👇

[jagged widget]

I can assure you that you are speaking to a real human! 😀. What would you want to talk about today? What should I call you?

[timber terrace]

Beansss

[tired forge]

Beansss

[timber terrace]

How's everyone today

@main sinew That link is not allowed.

[main sinew]

u have to call me Dragon

[jagged widget]

That is a very tasty and delicacy from the delicacy healthy!aaabsbs sbbababb

[kind quail]

i had some doughnuts

[timber terrace]

I am in pain

[nimble grotto]

guys should i do a run where i cant do any dmg to a boss and i have to let my summon do all of the work but i also heal it

[jagged widget]

A present dragon, oh so divine.
Your wings make your moonlight shine.
Casting fire over merciless foes
Hey partner! 😊 how goes?

[dawn sable]

They'll eventually realize the profit AI makes is negligible when you take into account the vast amount of resources it takes to keep it up

That's why they're attempting to shove it down our throats so desperately

[timber terrace]

Go ahead

[dawn sable]

AI is not going to disappear, though. It has actually good uses

[timber terrace]

Do torch only right after:)

[dawn sable]

But the gen ai bubble will deffo pop, and I can't wait for it to happen

[timber terrace]

Torch is such a W weapon

[nimble grotto]

bet ima use taylew or the ashes with the greatshields

is there anything better tho

[jagged widget]

I just watched a s26 ultra review and great gobbledygook you can turn yourself into a Disney character, how scrumptious!

[timber terrace]

I was gonna say the black knife summon but that'll take ages and you have to face astel

[dawn sable]

You can turn into The Cricket! Wow!

[timber terrace]

My foot hurts

[jagged widget]

Trurly worthy of 30-45 seconds of my time on this forsaken earth

[crude panther]

guys my brother needs help with commander nilal how can we summon

[jagged widget]

Mine too

Which one?

[stoic iron]

worst trend ive seen since 67

[timber terrace]

I could possibly have a foot infection

[dawn sable]

You literally laugh at 67 jokes

Don't you have to shut any laptop down with your glue

[hollow gorge]

WE yes WE laugh at 67 jokes

[dawn sable]

Please dni

[stoic iron]

not once in my life have i laughed at a 67 joke

[junior tangle]

Why do we tend to find humor from others less appealing when it deviates from our own comedic preferences?

[jagged widget]

Did he actually shut the lid with glue
I thought it was just the backplate

[dawn sable]

How it feels to lie for no reason

[still wren]

bros will i get faster food delivery if i change my ubereats name to jennifer and ai generate a pic of a hot girl

[dawn sable]

Oh god. @nova canyon can you DM Quacklings the copypasta, please? I don't have it anymore

[nimble grotto]

i could probably kill astel pretty easily cuz im on an actually good faith build but i just started ng+ so itll probably take a while to get there

[rapid atlas]

Lol

[jagged widget]

I still remember it, I’m a former bum after all

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/you-died-eaten-youtuber-vtuber-luna-gif-9075708439373582077

[dawn sable]

People who laugh at 67 jokes deserve to be pointed out and laughed at

[jagged widget]

Why am I being skewered horse’d

[dawn sable]

Ask Fepa about the meaning

DM fepa80 for runes

[jagged widget]

@dawn sable what is the meaning

[dawn sable]

I am not Fepa

[jagged widget]

Do I look like I care

@dawn sable what is the meaning

[dawn sable]

I will not answer this question

DM fepa80 for runes

[still wren]

https://tenor.com/view/6-7-usada-pekora-hololive-holojp-ぺこら-gif-2841850315106423016

[jagged widget]

Then why do it in the first place
Are you branding me for execution

[dawn sable]

Blocked

[junior tangle]

Could you elaborate on the rationale behind this perspective? Disparities in personal preferences do not inherently warrant discouragement or negative reactions.

[dawn sable]

Who knows

[still wren]

oh nyoh

[jagged widget]

Nioh??

No flipping way

[still wren]

dang i rlly wanna sleep at work rn

[timber terrace]

My foot hurtsssss

[jagged widget]

Which one

[timber terrace]

Right

[jagged widget]

Same brother!

Wait the pain is gone
I guess it’s yours now

[timber terrace]

I think I have a foot infection

[jagged widget]

Did you look at it

[timber terrace]

Yreee

[dawn sable]

I find 67 jokes to be the epitome of mediocre "humor". Even if we ignore how forced the whole meme is, it holds no actual meaning

[jagged widget]

Oh

Go see a doctor

[main sinew]

ive heard that 67 times

[dawn sable]

Dni

[junior tangle]

So we should be derogatory?

[dawn sable]

Affirmative

[edgy grove]

thanks poopster69

[dawn sable]

You are welcome

[timber terrace]

Ok

[junior tangle]

Explain your view on why we should be derogatory toward people with a different taste.

[stark marten]

I'm on ng4 why did it let me summon Melina for the morgott fight

[stark marten]

Never happened b4

[edgy grove]

can you elaborate on why “poopster69” is the epitome of humor

[dawn sable]

Because I am an evil dictator and those who do not share my sense of humor deserve to be either discriminated against or executed

[solemn rover]

is armor important or do i js put on the most drippiest one i got

[stark marten]

It depends how much you like taking dmg

[main sinew]

i go naked most of the time, but im a mage

[hollow gorge]

Drippiest

[main sinew]

just good at rolling

[stark marten]

Cleanrot armor is pretty decent and easy to get and is very drip

[hollow gorge]

If not ur a loser hehehe

[dawn sable]

It is not. My name was precisely conceived with the intent of coming off as lame as possible

[main sinew]

shoulda named my char Limp Bizkit

[junior tangle]

Understood. It appears that a change in perspective is not feasible at this juncture, and you are welcome to maintain your current demeanor.

[solemn rover]

im asking if it makes like a big difference in how much dmg i take or nah

[hollow gorge]

Also armor low-key does nothing unless ur going up against smt u need to resist

[stark marten]

Yeah each armor has dmg negation

[hollow gorge]

No 😭

[dim pawn]

who tf @'d me??

[dawn sable]

@dim pawn

[dim pawn]

bruh

[hollow gorge]

Search button in the top right and go to mentions then search yourself

[stark marten]

But it also depends on who you fighting, if you fighting a boss that uses spells, you'll want armor that has good spell damage negation, not physical negation

[stable silo]

will back stepping work as a normal dodge or will i get hit (if i back step towards them or away)

[solemn rover]

do i believe gay batman or u

[dim pawn]

thx cap'n obvious

[hollow gorge]

Why ask the question then..

[stark marten]

I mean believe who you want but the game shows you the dmg negation stats in the equipment tab

[dim pawn]

to get attention, duh

[hollow gorge]

Me, cause if ur cool you only go for drip.. also late game you have enough health to take at least a hit from ost stuff

[solemn rover]

is it REALLY important th?

[hollow gorge]

Kill this guy.

[dim pawn]

mods, ban @dim pawn

[stark marten]

Only early game, mid to late game you should be fine with most drip armor sets

[solemn rover]

im at like morgott

[stark marten]

They usually have somewhat decent stats

[stark marten]

What lvl

[main sinew]

at least a hit* hahha

[hollow gorge]

Yo, I found who @ed you

[stable silo]

best boss imo

[solemn rover]

yea and i cant beat him for the life of me

[stark marten]

Real

I just beat him on ng4

[stable silo]

after u beat him ur gonna wanna do it at level one

[stark marten]

Like literally I'm still in his arena

[stable silo]

rl1 is so fun try it

[solemn rover]

also can someone tell me what ng means

[stark marten]

No offense what rl1

[dim pawn]

New Game

[stark marten]

New game plus

[main sinew]

next game. elden ring 2

[stable silo]

New game after beating the game U can start a new run with ur own items

[hollow gorge]

This guy called @dim pawn @ed you

[stable silo]

rune level 1

[dim pawn]

damn, really?

[solemn rover]

oh i didnt know u could do that

[stark marten]

Oh God no I am NOT that good

[hollow gorge]

I think

[stable silo]

its actually so fun fr

[hollow gorge]

Do a rl1 to

[stark marten]

I got this game like a month and a half ago, in good but nowhere near that good

[hollow gorge]

Yo*

[hollow gorge]

Umm git gud then

[stable silo]

i mean i got it like 3 months ago basically the same

[junior tangle]

@dawn sable wouldn't what you said break rule 2?

[main sinew]

2 weeks ago!

[stark marten]

U right mb 😱🫩✌🏻

[solemn rover]

whats the max level on ur summons

[junior tangle]

10

[stark marten]

10 I think

[hollow gorge]

10

[shut glade]

Starting a new game as a Samurai. Just beat the Tree Sentinel

[solemn rover]

arigato

[neon meteor]

first playthru?

[hollow gorge]

(This is the best moment for a ladies ladies joke, do it)

[stark marten]

Personally imo mimic tear even since the buff is best summon

[shut glade]

I started a playthrough earlier but gave up on it

[solemn dome]

is there a limit to how many ng+ you can do

[solemn rover]

im kinda lost there

[hollow gorge]

Black knife tiche supremacy

[stable silo]

no but ng7 max difficulty

[dawn sable]

Depends in who you're asking to, I guess

[stark marten]

Don't have it yet

[main sinew]

dont do like me and upgrade ur jellyfish. my summons is Oleg +10 now

[solemn dome]

does it not scale further after ng+7?

[main sinew]

he just lazy. but good to get jellyfish to get that spell that hides you

[stark marten]

I'm getting dlc tonight and after I beat this playthrough I'm doing any of the side stuff in base game I havent

[stable silo]

the difficulty no but u can keep going up in ng’s

[hollow gorge]

You do have to get married to ranni for it

[stable silo]

it will all be as hard as ng7

[stark marten]

I've alr done that ending so no

[solemn dome]

ohhh

[main sinew]

Unseen Form

[stark marten]

Np*

[main sinew]

sneaked past a lot of people earlier with that

[hollow gorge]

Technically you don’t have to do the full thing, just have to get to a part of the map under liurnia

[hollow gorge]

Oh then search it up, she’s a really good summon and you should have the part of the map unlocked

[gaunt sedge]

i like to think that i'm always right and if i'm not that just means i was lying

[solemn dome]

my fav summon is the banished knight even though i dont really use summons

unless it's a boring fight

the wind attacks are so cool

[gaunt sedge]

Greatshield soldier ashes

[hollow gorge]

Fair

[gaunt sedge]

My 5 men goat

[solemn dome]

oooo hell yeah

[hollow gorge]

Also awesome summons

[junior tangle]

You said you were a dictator; to be specific, you said: "Because I am an evil dictator, those who do not share my sense of humor deserve to be discriminated against or executed."

[neon meteor]

+10 perfumer tricia is real ball knowledge

[dawn sable]

Some people under my regime would not agree with you; they would support my view, and claim my cause is just and noble

67 jokes must be erradicated

[nova matrix]

They already have been

Get with the times old man

[gaunt sedge]

They do nothing and die but like i feel like i'm summoning my chdsons to absorb the plasma out of people so i can further develop as a human being and strive towards my apotheosis where i rinse and repeat

[dim pawn]

67 67 67

[junior tangle]

Your regime‽

[gaunt sedge]

are you not in it

[dawn sable]

How could I possibly call myself a dictator if I did not have followers

[gaunt sedge]

hi my name is followers

[solemn dome]

isnt that like

[dim pawn]

those are words strung together

[solemn dome]

the demi humans

[edgy grove]

This argument would substain if not for a simple fact; you are a dictator as directly stated, therefore there exist individuals who are under your regime absent of consent

[cedar matrix]

its everyday bro wirh rhe

[gaunt sedge]

No they're the white males in nokron

[main sinew]

does anyone use the staff of loss over the lusaf one?

[dawn sable]

No, they are very happy to follow me

[gaunt sedge]

hi i'm happy

[dim pawn]

are they?

[nova matrix]

Hi happy im dad

[dawn sable]

They should

[dim pawn]

hi dad, im gay

[solemn dome]

ohhhh

[dawn sable]

Congratulations

[gaunt sedge]

The short ones

[nova matrix]

Sorry I dont speak italian

[dim pawn]

saying they should be happy defeats ur point lmao

[solemn dome]

ive known you were since ng+5

[dawn sable]

That's the joke

[dim pawn]

me love men, dad

[neon meteor]

any of u guys know a dlc launch 1.12.1 strength build off the top of ur head? im on non mickey mouse ER

[dim pawn]

kier

[hazy sand]

I’m pretty happy under poopers rule, I’m the one that gets to keep people in line

[hazy sand]

46

[gaunt sedge]

hi they keep me in line

[dawn sable]

Kier is one of the few people who benefit from it

[dim pawn]

hru kier

[hazy sand]

Pretty mid wbu

[gaunt sedge]

Starfists and pray

[dim pawn]

lowk same

[hazy sand]

Sad times

[dim pawn]

im soooo booored

[solemn dome]

hi so bored

[junior tangle]

Do you find humor in the concept of a dictatorial regime?

[dawn sable]

You missed a few letters

[dim pawn]

soooo boooored **

[solemn dome]

i got lazy

[still wren]

i have 1.5 hrs more of nothing to do at work

[neon meteor]

good looks, i rlly got 200 gb of elden ring on my pc lmao first, newest and dlc launch

[dim pawn]

yippee!!!

[still wren]

im reading through r/doordash rn

[gaunt sedge]

Sick

[dim pawn]

i have to stay up for the next 11 hours for work

[solemn dome]

can I play wordle on here

[dawn sable]

I do find humor behind the concept of saying I imposed a dictatorial regime built around hating on 67 jokes, yes

[still wren]

zam

[nova matrix]

Try r/HobbyDramas

[solemn dome]

you're gonna be fine

[still wren]

that sounds fun

[dim pawn]

how woud that work??

[silver oak]

which is better, bloodboon or bloodflame talons?

[solemn dome]

six seven

[gaunt sedge]

Real people scroll through facebook marketplace

[neon meteor]

star fist is what u used to clear on launch?

[dawn sable]

Cease

[dim pawn]

bloodborne?

[solemn dome]

you can do activities

on discord chats

but i dont have permission apparently

[dim pawn]

i have a 5 letter word in mind

[still wren]

true lemme go see whats available

[solemn dome]

god dang it

[nova matrix]

Just tons and tons of niche dramas you'd never hear about otherwise

[gaunt sedge]

Bloodboon is pretty situational cause to get full value you need to free aim, bloodflame talons is like a slower worse catchflame with blood buildup

[solemn dome]

wordle?

[dawn sable]

@quiet flax did I do it right

[dim pawn]

thats 6 letters

[silver oak]

i can see how you got that confused, but im talking about bloodboon, the incantation from mohgs remembrance, not the hit 2015 PS exclusive Bloodborne

[wet plume]

This mf John Wordle

[solemn dome]

oh

[nova matrix]

Everything from knitting drama to climbing drama to kpop drama to 40k drama

[gaunt sedge]

I hate you jaguarvortex, let's die

[silver oak]

so uhh, neither or?

[nova matrix]

Runs the whole gamut

[solemn dome]

why would you hate someone of your own blood

[gaunt sedge]

Blood talons are pretty consistent

[solemn dome]

why breed hatred when you can breed love

[nova matrix]

Love breeds hatred

[hazy sand]

Cause hatred is evil and im evil

[gaunt sedge]

i get the benefits

[dawn sable]

I forgive you

[silver oak]

but you said its a slower worse catch flame

[dim pawn]

hating people is fun, thats why

[solemn dome]

thank you poopster

[solemn dome]

what benefits

what benefits would You get from hating JaguarVorte

[gaunt sedge]

But it does bleed buildup and still does fire so it's like, use it why not

[still wren]

oh dam

[dim pawn]

soooo what happened to poopster67?

[silver oak]

and bloodboon isnt as good or reliable?

[gaunt sedge]

you are not nuanced enough to understand what fire burns within and ourside

[sharp basalt]

r backhand blades as good as bloodhounds fang dmg wise?

[dim pawn]

halflife 3 when reveal hint?

[silver oak]

the hell does mohgs great rune do?

[solemn dome]

Your flame is as shallow as its essence young lord

[hazy sand]

Can we sacrifice 46 and move on to 47

[silver oak]

"grants a blessing of blood to phantoms" what does that mean bro

[dawn sable]

Did you use to be Lichdragon or sum

[gaunt sedge]

Bloodboon can be good if you get them to stand on it for more than 5 seconds

[dim pawn]

boosts phantoms and summons i think

[silver oak]

hell is a phantom?

[dim pawn]

yes please!! :3

[hazy sand]

Fortisax, 46

[dim pawn]

yeah, that was in the summer lmao

[gaunt sedge]

Invasions/ player summons something something

[solemn dome]

be my bad boy

[dim pawn]

a summon in ds1

[dawn sable]

Not you too. It was a long run, I guess...

[silver oak]

so a waste of my time then

[solemn dome]

poopster 70

[hazy sand]

47 pooper READ

[nova matrix]

Yes even for invaders

[dawn sable]

I'll remember you, Kier

[gaunt sedge]

Yeah somewhat, But it buffs spirit ashes if you're into that niche

[hazy sand]

It’s simply the next in line

Pooper I’m going to put you in one of those grinders they make burger patties in

[dim pawn]

pretty much, yes. its a pvp-oriented rune

[gaunt sedge]

Take me! take me!

[hazy sand]

Mincers that’s the word

[dawn sable]

I'm sorry, but you sent the numbers [6] and [7] in the same message

[dim pawn]

atp im prolly like lichdragon 67 from all my renames

[hazy sand]

So did you, you have disgraced yourself

[solemn dome]

Li6h d7agon

[dawn sable]

My regime was not supossed to be fair, anyways

[solemn dome]

67 67 67

[silver oak]

shame, i was hoping mohgs rune would actually be useful for bleed or incants or smth instead of that

[dawn sable]

Cease ×3

[solemn dome]

pretty much the only useful rune is godrick's

[gaunt sedge]

This actually sting me

[gaunt sedge]

Radahns and morgotts are kinda good

[solemn dome]

which is actually funny considering that he's the only useless demigod

[dim pawn]

lichdragon fortisixseven

[dawn sable]

Thank god badgers got a super resistant skin!

[dim pawn]

nah, thats what talismans are for!

[solemn dome]

yeah but getting a 5 stat boost in all attributes is cracked compared to the rest

[solemn dome]

so real

[dim pawn]

godricks rune is lowk fire early game

[gaunt sedge]

It's really good early-mid game

[hazy sand]

I dunno if you were hear earlier but i started an rl1 pooper

I forgot who was here and who wasn’t

[solemn dome]

frfr

[gaunt sedge]

Rl1 opened my eyes

[dawn sable]

W. I was not here

[dim pawn]

40 levels is really important

[cedar matrix]

we could be on fort rn

[dawn sable]

Larp

[silver oak]

i actually cant figure out how bloodboon qorks

[cedar matrix]

the word larp needs to be killed

[dim pawn]

ew

[dawn sable]

Larper

[edgy grove]

no…

It becomes useless at high level

[silver oak]

am i supposed to get enemies to stand in the blood flame i throw out?

[cedar matrix]

bro dis deep because u added er and das like er like ercord

[lavish anvil]

Hey who should I give the potion ti Gideon or nepheli? I’m

[gentle acorn]

gideon

[gaunt sedge]

You spray blood in a fan, where the end bits hit the floor they leave bloodflame, if enemies step of bloodflame they take damage and start ticking bleed

[edgy grove]

do NOT give it to nepheli

[dawn sable]

#youre14andthisisdeep

[cedar matrix]

Yeah

[hazy sand]

Give to Gideon

[dim pawn]

you know when mohg pulls out the bloodflame and throws it at you?

[cedar matrix]

Xqc save us

[dim pawn]

nah cuz it fits so well

[dawn sable]

Keep it for now. Save it for Dungeater

[cedar matrix]

No bro NO

[solemn dome]

does it? I feel like it's still kinda nice unles you're over 150

[dim pawn]

yes bro YES

[gray wraith]

hi

[dim pawn]

hi vi

[cedar matrix]

only larpers say larp.

[gaunt sedge]

So it's better to not lock on and instead look at the floor/their feet and toss it

[dawn sable]

hi i

[gray wraith]

hi femboy46

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-chicken-emperor-palpatine-escalator-stormtrooper-palpatine-gif-13091209688337671152

[dim pawn]

thats not...

[solemn dome]

the boy who larps is better than the boy that doesnt larp

[cedar matrix]

sor.y..

[dim pawn]

youre a larper lmao

[dawn sable]

Nobody has even said hi yet 🙏 📿

[dim pawn]

not knowing the definiiton

[hazy sand]

Stormtrooper

[gray wraith]

what could have the word "larp" have possibly ANYTHIGN to do w elden ring

dahoodians reached elden ring guys watch out

[dim pawn]

some people larp about topics, related to ER or otherwise

[edgy grove]

heavily outclassed by radahns and morgotts. Again, only at high level

[dawn sable]

Hi Logic

[gray wraith]

😭

[dim pawn]

also anythign 🥀

[celest remnant]

I really need to find one where he's initially tired of the parade and wiggles going "BLAH BA BLAH BA BLAH"

[solemn dome]

i hate fighting fortissax at level 1]

i had an easiier time with godfrey

[lavish anvil]

Oh do you mind me asking why

[dim pawn]

its because im just so peak

[dawn sable]

Because it's an actual evil potion

[hazy sand]

Correct

Also this is the best and truest interpretation of palpatine and nothing will make me think otherwise

[lavish anvil]

I’m hearing different answers here

[solemn dome]

oh I see I'll activate their runes and try em out thank you

[hazy sand]

Just the idea of him suffering from success once he’s emperor is satisfying

[lavish anvil]

Oh is Nepali important later on?

[gaunt sedge]

Rl1 maliketh wasn't that bad suprisingly

[edgy grove]

because seluvis does nefarious things with nepheli if you give her the potion

[cedar matrix]

Larp essentially means to roleplay as a fan of something without having watched or understanding it more so just saying " im a fan "
the stone cold definition means " Live action role player "
often times people who spam the coined larp are infact larpers of some sort and obnoxious to be around

[celest remnant]

I like the canon that he talks about vader behind his back

but also they're just secretly gay

[dim pawn]

guess what time it is

[solemn dome]

I feel like it's because there just isnt that much visual clutter in maliketh and godfrey

[hazy sand]

Time to say goodbye 🔫

[dawn sable]

I mean, there's a questline related to her. This potion basically locks you out of interacting with the characters you give it to, unless it's Gideon (since he'll discard it)

[gaunt sedge]

i feel visual clutter only gets bad in the dlc but yeah you're kinda right

[dim pawn]

but also... its 19:46

[dim pawn]

okay pal

[hazy sand]

Actually it’s 00:47

[lavish anvil]

Is ranni even worth it then I only mess w Blaid so far

[cedar matrix]

Boi? ☠️

[dim pawn]

sybaoo

[dawn sable]

Giving it to Ranni would be entirely useless

[dim pawn]

☝️ 🤓

[lavish anvil]

No I ment her quest line in general is it even worth it

[cedar matrix]

Its true tho

[gaunt sedge]

Ranni's questline is a good questline to do cause some of the items are kinda cool

[solemn dome]

I don't have the dlc 😢 i been replaying base elden ring for a while i got like a 150 hours now

[inland root]

How do i get haligtree crest shield

[dim pawn]

larping, in terms of slang usage, means to discuss things that you think you know, without knowing them

[dawn sable]

Oh, yeah. It gives you access to a different ending aswell as to some interesting stuff, like the Dark Moon Blade

[lavish anvil]

I’m level 50 best renala not to long ago would you suggest doing the quest line or going for third boss

[gaunt sedge]

Larping sounds like gargling and that scares me

[dim pawn]

ment 🥀

[dim pawn]

fair enough

[solemn dome]

ment

[lavish anvil]

This is discord I think using slang is okay

[solemn dome]

mentos

[gaunt sedge]

You can always come back to it so there's no harm in starting noe

[dim pawn]

who says no?

[silver oak]

wonder why millicents summon sign isnt showing up for the black blade kindred in the fobidden lands

[dawn sable]

Progress the questline first if you want to see all content/dialogue options

[lavish anvil]

True

[gaunt sedge]

Try talking to her again

[dim pawn]

its fun to call out misspellings

[solemn dome]

what

[dim pawn]

bruh

[solemn dome]

bruh..

[silver oak]

idk where she at man, shes not at gowrys shack or windmill village

[dawn sable]

Killing the third boss will progress the questline anyways, but you'll miss some dialogues

[lavish anvil]

It’s*

[dim pawn]

altus

[gaunt sedge]

She's near one of the graces at mountain tops now

[celest spire]

Lmfaooo

[dim pawn]

its**

[cedar matrix]

Sort of. Its been bastardized as of late due too unfunny tiktok users and unfunny people in general

[solemn dome]

how bad is malenia at rl1

[gaunt sedge]

I thought windmill village was in altus already

[dim pawn]

not that bad tbh

[hazy sand]

If you’ve given her the arm and she’s not at windmil, she would have moved to mountaintops

[lavish anvil]

It is=it’s

[silver oak]

i havent reached the mountain tops yet man, and supposedly she should be able to help me fight the kindred

[dim pawn]

like 3/10 difficulty

[gaunt sedge]

not the worst but not the best either

[dim pawn]

its = possession

[solemn dome]

actually?

[gaunt sedge]

You can skip kindred if you want

[dim pawn]

yeah malenia is really easy imo

[hazy sand]

I just run past bbk every time

[solemn dome]

ohhh alright

[dim pawn]

so a level 1 run would probably be a little tougher

[silver oak]

i dont want to, i want it dead

[gaunt sedge]

This is the equivalent to me telling a toddler getting hit with a racket doesn't hurt, everyone's different

[dim pawn]

"buh buh kuh"
-Lillian Aggicus, 2025

[brisk belfry]

larping can also be live action role playing

[solemn dome]

honestly is prolly cause i am inexperienced I need to learn how to dodge the waterfowl consistently

[hazy sand]

Malenia is easy to stun which makes the boss not that bad

[gaunt sedge]

Run away and pray

[hazy sand]

Dodging waterfowl would be useful

[dawn sable]

W bait

[main sinew]

theirye're

[hazy sand]

Or just freeze pots

[solemn dome]

i heard there's a way to consistently roll through her dance

[edgy grove]

Its definitely not as bad as you would first think

[edgy grove]

yes

[dawn sable]

Fix your grammer, broder

[dim pawn]

theres a fairly consistent way do dodge it. when she leaps up, immediately book it straight backward. after the second flurry, dodge into her, then circle around counterclockwise

[solemn dome]

can you play against 1.00 malenia somehow?

[gaunt sedge]

There is but if you want to get to know her other moves you can always start running backwars

[hazy sand]

Multiple ways depending on your position to the boss

[dim pawn]

yuh

[gaunt sedge]

Then you can dodge into it when it's the 2nd flurry

[main sinew]

lol how did you not understand that

[hazy sand]

No clue, don’t think she’s been changed much anyway

[dim pawn]

you could just Vow of the Indominable it

[solemn dome]

i already beat her a bunch of times

[solemn dome]

she could block your attacks and has another boss move iirc

[solemn dome]

hmmm thank you

[hazy sand]

Don’t think so, first I’ve ever heard of it

[gaunt sedge]

I'm a barricade shield user in the midst of the parries and vow of indomitables

[dawn sable]

In case you did not realize, I misspelled two words in that sentence

[solemn dome]

ohhhh thats also awesome

[main sinew]

rektd

[solemn rover]

where do i go after morgott

[gaunt sedge]

Go baxk to avenue balcony

[solemn dome]

ive seen a video on it

[dim pawn]

barricade shield works 90% of the time. Vow works 100%

[solemn dome]

you should check it out

[gaunt sedge]

That's 10% more aura if it does work

[solemn rover]

and then

[gaunt sedge]

Go uo the stairs go left and open the big door

[nova matrix]

Shoot an arrow at the sun

[main sinew]

anyone use the staff of loss?

[dim pawn]

also need like 50 endurance for that

[main sinew]

wondering if i should upgrade it. seen an hilarious invading video with it

[nova matrix]

I dont use staffs as I am not old

[dim pawn]

no one here uses int builds

[gaunt sedge]

No harm in 50 endurance, i like my tarnished with cool armor and light load

[dim pawn]

fair enough

[main sinew]

yeah they all seem to have 24 int

[dim pawn]

i just go with the bare minimum on stats tho

[solemn rover]

i lowkey cant

[dim pawn]

occasionally 37

[gaunt sedge]

Do you see the red marker on the map

[solemn rover]

yea

[silver oak]

it feels like a rite of passage, fighting the bbk

[gaunt sedge]

Try going to it

[main sinew]

may try that staff of loss though. get those throwing stars spell. so fast!

[solemn rover]

alr

[dim pawn]

"Buh Buh Kuh"
-Lillian Aggicus, 2025

[gaunt sedge]

i've always disliked bbk, i only like burger king

Specifically for the crown

[dim pawn]

borgar

[main sinew]

y dine with a clown, when you can feast with a king

rip those bk stackers. i havent really been back after they got rid of those 🙁

[dim pawn]

because the clown's fries are objectively better

[main sinew]

not lately. just depends if it is hot lol

[dim pawn]

but chicken fil a's fries are the best

[main sinew]

and everyone knows tots > curly fries > fries

[silver oak]

man i was really hoping shabribri would be alive up here instead of just the ronin armor

[dim pawn]

those are just 3 different foods entirely

[potent relic]

why dine with a clown if you can have fresh croissants for breakfast and fresh baguettes for lunch 🥐 🥖

[dim pawn]

but imma have to disagree anyway

curly fries are peak

[dim pawn]

ew Fr*nch

[main sinew]

unno how arby's still in business. their best item can be bought at the grocery store for cheaper. air fries up almost the same

[potent relic]

i just like their bread

[main sinew]

then hit it with some whataburger spicy ketchup!

[celest remnant]

poopyburger spicy poop

[dim pawn]

croissants are austrian ._.

[celest remnant]

[potent relic]

well then the french should stop their cultural appropriation

[ebon forge]

frame this on a wall

[main sinew]

baquette still the goat

[dim pawn]

Baco Tell 🔔

[celest remnant]

I dislike ketchup

[hearty zenith]

Since when I'm friends with femboy 46, am not complaining

[ebon forge]

I have not bought ketchup in over a yaer

[dim pawn]

incorrect

[main sinew]

they did win the franchise wars

[celest remnant]

the new spicy chicken bacon ranch cheesy street chalupas are good

[ebon forge]

i used to consume so much of it

[dim pawn]

ayoo? 🤨

[hearty zenith]

🗿

[dim pawn]

maoi

[ebon forge]

finally amd released marathon drivers

[untold thorn]

Eh

[ebon forge]

and requiem ofc

[main sinew]

they can have that word jumble, but not the grilled stuffed burrito anymore!

[untold thorn]

Love amd

[ebon forge]

im glad their drivers are consistently good these days

[dim pawn]

Chick-Fil-A sauce gotta have some kind of crack in it or sum cuz that shi is absolute gas

[ebon forge]

times were a lot different a decade ago

[untold thorn]

The hell

[ebon forge]

now nvidia releases literally broken drivers instead lol

[dim pawn]

diners drive-ins and dives

[untold thorn]

They got problems

[main sinew]

hear me out. no lie! arby's 3 pepper sauce is the goat

[celest remnant]

It is basically a chalupa, crusted in crispy cheese

[ebon forge]

fans not spinning is kinda crazy

[celest remnant]

(the item on the right)

[untold thorn]

Won't crack make it good

[dim pawn]

havent been to arbys in like 15 years 🗿

[main sinew]

id smash, but looks bare inside haha

[untold thorn]

Hell nah 😭

[dim pawn]

yeah, thats what im saying

[celest remnant]

nah, the meat and sauce ratio is pretty surprisingly good most of the time

[main sinew]

haha same here. once i could buy the curly fries there was no reason. that 3 pepper sauce was so good though

[celest remnant]

(really just store dependent and my local one is good)

[ebon forge]

embarrassing tbh...

nvidia small indie company

[main sinew]

was like spicy A1

[dim pawn]

Curly fries from the OCNJ Boardwalk is absolute fire

[tight dock]

guys is godrick at level 16 underlevelled

[dim pawn]

not really

[tight dock]

ok good

[dim pawn]

i mean it depends on your stats though

[tight dock]

i mean

[dim pawn]

like id recommend level 20-25 for godrick

[tight dock]

i was looking at my vigor so

[coarse blaze]

hello general

[dim pawn]

hola kat kitty

[ebon forge]

hi

[main sinew]

did u run around the map picking up good stuff before? haha

[quiet flax]

Indeed. Well done

[main sinew]

i came back and smoked him with comet azure like instantly

[still wren]

i want to eat a whole salmon

[dim pawn]

30 minutes ago 🥀

[tight dock]

i used all my runes to get full knight armor ✌️

[quiet flax]

Indeed

[dim pawn]

[insert Palpatine "dewit" gif]

[dim pawn]

vro's favorite word

[marsh cape]

the stream is calling. go hunting like youre a bear

[quiet flax]

Perchance

[grim flume]

dont jumpscare me like that

[marsh cape]

no her favourite word is comedy

[dim pawn]

"You can't just say perchance"

[quiet flax]

I've never jumpscared anyone in my life

[quiet flax]

Comedy

[grim flume]

you just did

[quiet flax]

I disagree

[grim flume]

-# (indeed is a company for applying for jobs)

[dim pawn]

camidee

anywho... Toodles!

[solemn rover]

i beat morgott in 22 hours of my first playthrough am i goated or what

[wide hazel]

I mean if u get the right stuff u could probably do that first 4 hours

But ggs

[wheat saffron]

It took me 23 tries for morgit first time idk if that’s good or not

[wide hazel]

It doesnt matter tbh as long as ur getting better and learning the fight

[solemn rover]

i knew nothing about elden ring 22 hours ago dude 😭

[wide hazel]

Lol Nice Job

[grim flume]

took me 250 but i was basically level 1 and on my first playthrough lol

[solemn rover]

so far loving this game tho fr

[wide hazel]

It is one of the best games out there for sure

[grim flume]

every boss after took me 20 or less excluding pcr

[solemn rover]

yea ima probably get more into souls games bc of elden ring

[wheat saffron]

Oh lmao. My friend was guiding me a little and told me to kill a sleeping dragon for runes first before the fight

[nova matrix]

Thats good because now you enter the endgame which gets weirdly mid

[solemn rover]

aw shucks

[wide hazel]

Same thing happened to me I have the trophies of all souls games since ds1 now lol

[solemn rover]

damn gs

[nova matrix]

Everyone finds one thing in the endgame to gripe about

[shrewd valve]

Don't worry though because SOTE is peak

[wide hazel]

Endgame is still good?

[nova matrix]

Its still good to finish, good bosses, but yea

[dawn sable]

Make sure to freeze it for at least 24h before consuming it

[oak breach]

yow anyone got extra csgo skins ?

[manic ice]

[nova matrix]

The big thing for me is the open world past leyndell sucks

[dawn sable]

Hello sploink

[shrewd valve]

This is a Wendy's

Also CSGO is for 4channers

[wide hazel]

Snow is alright Farum azula is tedious tho

[solemn rover]

is morgott's rune better then godrick's ?

[nova matrix]

Are the skins in the kids meal

[manic ice]

HI zplOink🎉🎉👋!!!

[dawn sable]

✅ ✅ 🔥 📿

[wide hazel]

Tree is tree

Has probably the most iconic boss in the franchise tho

[shrewd valve]

We've got chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla flavored milkshakes.

[manic ice]

Hhhow are you friend❓❓

[oak breach]

chill i finiished elden ring 32 tmes 🗿

[dawn sable]

I can't sleep

[still wren]

salmon is so expensive and the last time i fried it in a pan, it was raw cuz its so thick

[shrewd valve]

At least that's relevant

[grim flume]

is sushi fish raw

[manic ice]

Aw shucks,, something wrrong or just can't zleep 💤💤❓

[oak breach]

and abused malenia 102 times🗿

[wide hazel]

Yes but it’s sushi grade so it can be Eaten raw

[grim flume]

sushi grade?

[shrewd valve]

Didn't ask but again it's way better than CSGO.

[dawn sable]

It's a shame such a delicious fish is so goddamn expensive ngl... but you should still freeze it if you can't make sure it isn't completely cooked. You don't want to catch anything bad

[manic ice]

Sorta fresh and clean

[oak breach]

also finshed wukong

[grim flume]

my parents make fish twice a week it tastes great

[dawn sable]

I just can't sleep idk why

[shrewd valve]

Spend as much time with your parents as you can.

[still wren]

idk how to cook fish aside from baking it in a sauce or throw it in porridge

[dim pawn]

btw discord only delayed the age verification shi, they didnt cancel it

[dawn sable]

We all moving to Nintendo Gamechat 😂 🔥

Amirite?? No??

[shrewd valve]

Source?

[manic ice]

blegggGhh, that's a bbummer, I have a vision that you get rest soon or somethinn ✅ ✅ 😼

[grim flume]

what happened to "dont give your info on the internet"

[still wren]

oh wait i have pan fried fish before but its a lot of work

[dim pawn]

discord''s official twitter

[still wren]

fish in general is more work than other meats

[grim flume]

playstation party chats

[dim pawn]

thats the issue

[shrewd valve]

Yeah only thing I'm verifying is my middle finger

[tame pulsar]

Yessss bro

[dawn sable]

I don't fw Play Station. Steam friend chat it is

[grim flume]

spitting bars here

[dawn sable]

Thhhtank you sploink 🙏 🙏 very much appreciated.. 🙏 ⁉️

[dim pawn]

literally

[shrewd valve]

I'm serious I'll just spam pictures of my middle finger until it crashes the server and Peter Thiel cries

(Not this server talking about if Discord asks me to facial recognition verify)

[dim pawn]

PS / Sony just sux in general

[manic ice]

wha

[dawn sable]

W Nintendrone. U still not getting my friend code, though 😎

[tame pulsar]

The one guy from csm having a gun against his head image

[hardy drift]

why is elden ring kbm so bummy

I don't wanna blow $40 on a new controller

[dawn sable]

I agree 😎

[grim flume]

too bad

spend $40 or endure torture

[hardy drift]

can you make them cheaper pls

[dawn sable]

Why can't you use your old controller

[shrewd valve]

Capitalism 🤢 (cringe)

[untold thorn]

Do they ask for government ID or face signature? If it's ID they're asking for then they can go whistle for it.

[grim flume]

sure give me 1 or 2 mins ill ask the capitalism devs