general-discussion

[slim trout]

I still have it

[rapid atlas]

TYOUCB

[harsh wharf]

Riding on my horse
Just after a flask
Hey that bump
Looks just like J-c

[potent temple]

I will do it again

[marsh cape]

steam you know what you must do

[slim trout]

yes please

[low peak]

Eye don't think that's a good thing

[proud bronze]

Oh ye, sorry gramps, my sight ain’t what it used to be

[broken bluff]

noo...

[potent temple]

Exactly now behave

[slim trout]

because you're old

[proud bronze]

Same

[nova canyon]

Jc got muted?

[broken bluff]

they love me too much

nobody can get me roved

[proud bronze]

No silly

[broken bluff]

removed

[slim trout]

automuted lol

[low peak]

Unfortunately not for good

[nova canyon]

Why is he unmuted

[fickle needle]

roved

😭

[proud bronze]

Rex

[potent temple]

Roved xD

[fickle needle]

why are you not banned yet

[nova canyon]

Hi

[fickle needle]

smh

[potent temple]

Jc getting auto muted was the highlight of my day

[proud bronze]

Hru

[fickle needle]

time to ban

[nova canyon]

Im unbannable🤍

[fickle needle]

[low peak]

Don't diss rex

[gray wraith]

i have thunder thighs btw

[hazy sand]

@broken bluff im proud of you

[low peak]

What

[fickle needle]

too late hah

[nova canyon]

Strained my leg, other than that we chilling wbu

[slim trout]

now I need to try

[nova canyon]

Try on oni first

[broken bluff]

GO TRAVEL

[harsh wharf]

How are we gonna explain this to the Greater Will dawg

[broken bluff]

STOP ANNOYING M E

[proud bronze]

How’d you do that? I’m just heading to my dnd session

[low peak]

Try once jc gets his mod replaced so you can ban him

[slim trout]

on sunday

[broken bluff]

everyone be like kier

[slim trout]

@broken bluff needs to remember I had the opportunity

[nova canyon]

Trying to master the volley kick in taekwondo

[nova canyon]

Have fun!

[hazy sand]

i hate myself enough let alone multiple me please no

[marsh cape]

no being british is cringe

[proud bronze]

Oh yeah ouch

[dim mason]

what the freak is centipede talkin about 😭

[hazy sand]

everyone be like fia

[broken bluff]

you have nothing on me lil bro

[low peak]

But kier is British

[nova canyon]

Yeah not fun lmao

[broken bluff]

WHAT

[fickle needle]

bro lost mod for 5 minutes and already got automodded crazy

[marsh cape]

everyone cut off your leg now

[slim trout]

I don't need anything, just the ban command lol

[proud bronze]

be careful

[harsh wharf]

brb chat y'all're safe for now..

[broken bluff]

never

[hazy sand]

blood for the blood god

[broken bluff]

u won't
ever

[halcyon kernel]

Hi lolz

[silver oak]

I just realized I haven’t spoke. To a finger reader crone since the first time i encountered one, I don’t even remember what they do

[nova canyon]

I will

[proud bronze]

Yo

[slim trout]

5 minutes ago bro

[broken bluff]

I'm just too coo

idk

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Dain

[broken bluff]

even automod

gave mne

me

[proud bronze]

What you up to

[broken bluff]

my role

[low peak]

Hello stranger

[fickle needle]

wth you mean

[halcyon kernel]

Woke up not to long ago gonna play some more re9

[broken bluff]

nothing..

[halcyon kernel]

Merchant from re4???

[low peak]

Fatigue spoiling re4 damn..

[proud bronze]

How is it! I’ve been thinking of getting it but i’m more interested in getting skyrim again lol

[nova canyon]

Gramps, who's your favorite transformer

[dim mason]

have fun with that, tell if ethan winters gets mentioned

[halcyon kernel]

Scary as hell and fun so far

[inner gyro]

Probably every moderators favorite command.

[proud bronze]

Starscream, Megatron, Bumblebee

[hazy sand]

the GOAT

[low peak]

I do

[proud bronze]

Awesome, do keep me updated

[hazy sand]

i love the merchant so much hes the best character

[slim trout]

only DullaBAN loves that command

[dim mason]

me but shockwave

[halcyon kernel]

One of the best merchants in all of gaming imo

[hazy sand]

only beat by charon from the hades games

[proud bronze]

I can’t play re4 without my wife having the biggest crush on that guy

[low peak]

Does re2 have any merchants

[nova canyon]

Cool, starscream is such a cool character in armada, tho my fave is shockwave

[halcyon kernel]

"Hello stranger! Whatcha buyin?"

[halcyon kernel]

No

[low peak]

😢

[proud bronze]

I like him in most iterations but Prime Starscream is quite funny

[hazy sand]

justified and understandable

[hazy sand]

hes so pathetic in it, its amazing

[proud bronze]

Honestly yeah

[hazy sand]

oh wait im not my soundwave pfp anymore

[low peak]

I think I'm almost done with re2 maybe

[nova canyon]

Yeah i love prime starscream, he's kinda adorable 😭

[proud bronze]

Honestly my favourite version

[halcyon kernel]

You're like halfway now

[hazy sand]

prime soundwave the goat

[proud bronze]

He has the funniest moments

That scooter scene

Always gets me

[hazy sand]

imma try get the soundwave lego set for my dads birthday

[halcyon kernel]

Oh yeah Kier

Re9 is scary as hell

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-decepticons-attack-soundwave-shockwave-starscream-gif-14693384

[hazy sand]

from what ive heard it sound slike the new scariest lol

[inner gyro]

RE2 (1998) & RE4 (2005) are probably my favorite Resident Evil games ever. The remakes are a masterpiece as well.

[proud bronze]

I’m buying that one!!

[dim mason]

shockwave mentuoned

[low peak]

Yeah see almost done

[nova canyon]

the GOAT

[proud bronze]

I’m hoping they bring out a megaton as well tho

[olive sparrow]

Is dmc3 worth playing?

[proud bronze]

Shockwave is so evil i love it

[proud bronze]

Yep

[hazy sand]

there is a correlation between having "wave" in your name and being cool af

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning-gif-25858416

[gray wraith]

Play Subnautica instead

[dim mason]

YO?

[proud bronze]

Dmc3 better

[olive sparrow]

Should i start with it or should i start with 1?

[dim mason]

subnautica mentioned

[gray wraith]

Eww

[harsh wharf]

I will be community moderator.. you will all see!
It's definitely not because I bring no other value to chat!

[hazy sand]

oh yeah i bought dmc 1-4

[proud bronze]

I mean i’d say start with 1 but three is also good

[olive sparrow]

I’ve played subnautica. Mid game

[inner gyro]

Nah, play Sleeping Dogs instead.

[nova canyon]

"Coolest thing ever" "ew"

[proud bronze]

You can get a set of all three dmc titles

[olive sparrow]

I heard story wise it’s best to start with 3

[proud bronze]

And then singles for 4 and 5

[hazy sand]

need to get through the re games then ill play the dmc games

[proud bronze]

Oh yeah

[harsh wharf]

+60k social credit

[nova canyon]

Dmc3 keyboard controls

[hazy sand]

W game knowledge

[gray wraith]

Coolest thing ever is Bioshock
Dmc is not even close to being in the same leauge

[rapid atlas]

Oh boy

[nova canyon]

Subjective

[dim mason]

yk, i rarely see people use the "invite ___ to listen to spotify" thing

[hazy sand]

how does that even work

[dim mason]

kinda just lets people listen in to what youre listening to

[gray wraith]

Life Is Strange is also pretty peak

[hazy sand]

i see

[harsh wharf]

Because it rarely functions at all and you end up listening to the same playlist at different timings

[low peak]

Your opinion is wrong

[desert robin]

Pretty strange maybe

[dim mason]

ah.

[paper granite]

guys is there a mod that removes the dodge delay

[olive sparrow]

It is

It’s getting a tv series soon

[inner gyro]

I’m sorry but I personally think that Sleeping Dogs is perfect the way it is. It doesn’t really need a sequel. A remastered version would be fine, but another game, no.

[gleaming pond]

No mod talk
The gods get angry

[gray wraith]

Common logan W

[harsh wharf]

No mods. Big bad

[hazy sand]

oh i remembered the song bio i was gonna have imma be so happy

[rapid atlas]

Wrong server big guy

[olive sparrow]

I gotta finish the silent hill and kingdom hearts games first

[dim mason]

no mod talk in this server unfortunatly, search elsewhere friendo.

[gray wraith]

Ehh
That does not really end well most of the time

[junior tangle]

Sup brethren

[harsh wharf]

I thought you were peak already, but now you're purely awesome. I like this opinion.

[hazy sand]

boom bio update

[gleaming pond]

Run

[junior tangle]

Fun?

[gleaming pond]

Run away

[hazy sand]

song called providence, my pfp an enemy called providence, it works

[harsh wharf]

Fun!

[dim mason]

fraud?

[pallid cloud]

Wasted two stonesword keys just to get sent to cealid

[gray wraith]

Metallica and Iron Maiden are peak asf

[hazy sand]

correct

[junior tangle]

Fun! Fun!

[hazy sand]

fraud ultrakill

[rapid atlas]

Lmao

[harsh wharf]

Glorious

[pallid cloud]

did get the two maps and some sick ah dragon spells tho

[dim mason]

cool. would play ultrakill but im broke and promised my friend id buy minecraft java

[gleaming pond]

No… you ate the lotus… you’re stuck here now…

[dim mason]

odyssey ref?

[harsh wharf]

You can get dragon incants in Limgrave heheh

[hazy sand]

i still need to get java myself, if you ever get the money i def recommend it tho

[junior tangle]

[pallid cloud]

dragon fire tho

and rot smthn

[hazy sand]

@halcyon kernel

[harsh wharf]

You killed agheel in his lake?

[hazy sand]

i am the 👁️ at the moment buddy

[pallid cloud]

the boat ghost?

[harsh wharf]

No, back in Limgrave
There's a lake with a big bonfire and some dude standing around it, go there

[halcyon kernel]

Why is this bum pinging me? Lolz

[olive sparrow]

I’ve seen many people say that i should skip 2. Is it really that bad?

[hazy sand]

so rude

[rapid atlas]

Uncie pie

[olive sparrow]

Dragon

[halcyon kernel]

Me? Rude? Never

[proud bronze]

It’s quite boring

[harsh wharf]

Pie?!

[hazy sand]

😔

[pallid cloud]

Same lake as the dragon?

[proud bronze]

Uncie pie 😭

[rapid atlas]

Cutie pie-> uncie pie

[pallid cloud]

he is the dragon?

[harsh wharf]

Yea
He gives you a better flame breath one

[nova matrix]

Death stranding ending got me goofy

[pallid cloud]

oh i killed that guy to death

[harsh wharf]

Sweet

[pallid cloud]

The dragon

[rapid atlas]

[proud bronze]

I suppose i’ll take that nickname

[rapid atlas]

Uncie pie sounds good for every unc

[harsh wharf]

Yea that's what I mean
I was trying not to spoil the fact that you get jumped by a dragon for merely existing in a lake

[rapid atlas]

Uncie pie 🥧

[pallid cloud]

torrent helped a lot in that fight

[harsh wharf]

Pie..

[rapid atlas]

[harsh wharf]

Torrent is useful for any dragon fight
Do not rely on him for much else though, just traversal

[silver oak]

I’m curious since I’ve never used blasphemous blade before why is it so popular, just cause it heal you or?

[pallid cloud]

should i keep screwing around in limgrave and such or go to lirunia

[rapid atlas]

Its peak

[low peak]

It used to be very good

[rapid atlas]

Its just peak

[low peak]

Especially against malenia

[harsh wharf]

Really solid range and damage. It's so unnervingly boring though

[silver oak]

Used to be?

[jaunty sand]

Good L2 stick

[silver oak]

I’m only using it cause it’s a faith scaling weapon and may be better than the scythe I was using

[rapid atlas]

How is ur PCR challenge going on

[silver oak]

I play pc so idk what that means

[wicked meadow]

is vyke's spear any good?

[pallid cloud]

the graces are forming a path again

[harsh wharf]

Probably head into Mistwood of Limgrave
Big forest
Find a well there
Go down it

[wicked meadow]

lowkey wanna do a faith strenght build for late game

[broken bluff]

who is doing

pcr

challenge

[jaunty sand]

No progress cause vacation
Im away for 2 weeks

[rapid atlas]

Phantom

[pallid cloud]

its boc WOOOO

[low peak]

It doesn't knock enemies down as much anymore, plus it got nerfed a little

[broken bluff]

what's ur run

[rapid atlas]

Ur gon be washed istg

[jaunty sand]

Hell nah dw

[harsh wharf]

We love that guy
He's perfect just the way he is

[rapid atlas]

Nahh , you’ll be washed my guy

[jaunty sand]

108 no scadu bless no talisman no buff powerstanced broadswords pcr

[broken bluff]

actually?

[rapid atlas]

Takes 2 hr 40 mins to defeat

[broken bluff]

yeah ik

[loud rose]

Commander Niall is some bs boss it's not hard but he is weird bro

[jaunty sand]

Yes sir

[broken bluff]

if you do that

well I must say

hella impressive

[pallid cloud]

i did i didnt look around to far i just walked through to the back admiring the veiw then got dropped in cealid

[broken bluff]

my best was 0 scadu +0 weapon

[chrome forge]

hello

[jaunty sand]

Just need to find some time and lovk in yk

[broken bluff]

don't have the energy for the rest '

[jaunty sand]

[chrome forge]

3 hour long kill

[rapid atlas]

Yo JC, how about you do ng7 bare fists no scadu no armor PCr

[chrome forge]

assuming no aux

[jaunty sand]

Jayce
Jaybe, or, Jaybe not

[broken bluff]

that's like 2 hour lmao

more

[rapid atlas]

6 hours my man

[harsh wharf]

Peak experience
There is quite alot in Limgrave. Did you find Roderika? Heading East of her reveals some useful stuff and a location or two

[broken bluff]

jesus

yeah no not me

[rapid atlas]

[broken bluff]

ill fall asleep

[jaunty sand]

Well ofc
Thats too easy

[chrome forge]

avari for expert

[broken bluff]

my attention span could never

[harsh wharf]

Speaking of sleep, I'm not going to
It's 3am already somehow..

[broken bluff]

easily

[chrome forge]

convice everyone :)

[broken bluff]

anws time to continue er

[broken bluff]

trying trust

[rapid atlas]

Make me elden lord for 1 day and see what happens

[broken bluff]

you'd name the server dumb

[rapid atlas]

Dum du-

[broken bluff]

lol

anws see ya guys

[harsh wharf]

I think it's above Jc's abilities anyway

[broken bluff]

have fun

[broken bluff]

nono

I'm THE elden lord

but in diusguise

[hasty kayak]

Jc isn't even a mod

[broken bluff]

disguise

se

[pallid cloud]

oh yeah i got her to upgrade spirit ashes

[broken bluff]

I'm wdym smh

[harsh wharf]

Jc got muted

[broken bluff]

LMAO

[hasty kayak]

[harsh wharf]

Should happen again

[broken bluff]

Hii Policy!

how are you

[hasty kayak]

Hi jc

[broken bluff]

how are youu

[harsh wharf]

Judge for mod

[broken bluff]

for sure

lol

[hasty kayak]

I'm great just trying out marathon it's peak so far

[broken bluff]

ayyy that's nice!

[harsh wharf]

I mean Logic told me I should have a go at it
Literally everyone else said no but he said so
So like
Hooray

[hasty kayak]

You have my vote

[broken bluff]

and you have my vote

we'll see till then

[harsh wharf]

Using my somewhat evil mind powers to summon an opening of applications like a portal

[hardy drift]

nuh uh

[broken bluff]

lol

[harsh wharf]

Might take a while though

[broken bluff]

manifestation

[hardy drift]

okay I leave again

[broken bluff]

should have been here like

20min ago

[hardy drift]

got more work to do 😭

[broken bluff]

they removed my role and got muted

[hardy drift]

how come

[broken bluff]

LMAO

they were bullying me

[slim trout]

deserved

[hardy drift]

rip jc 💔

[broken bluff]

go back to ur pasta

[harsh wharf]

It could be so awesome
It could be so cool

[broken bluff]

seriously

[slim trout]

pasta tomorrow

[broken bluff]

no vote

[dusky dune]

Hii jc

[broken bluff]

yummy

[slim trout]

I could've banned him

[broken bluff]

hellooo

[slim trout]

but I didn't, because I'm better than him

[broken bluff]

how are you

[dusky dune]

Good wbu

[broken bluff]

no cuz you'd get kicked

[broken bluff]

greatt tyyy

[slim trout]

nah

[broken bluff]

k bro

[dusky dune]

Also you replied to me 20 seconds late do you hate me now 😔

[harsh wharf]

I was joking! Sort of
It's an excuse for you to slack off ain't it?

[harsh wharf]

We all do

[broken bluff]

NOOO ofc not MB I'M ON PC

HAHAHA

[broken bluff]

false

[broken bluff]

solaire >

[harsh wharf]

Sorry my evil mind powers are backfiring into my own brain

[slim trout]

we all hate you

[harsh wharf]

How the hell do I open applications, there's no handle

[broken bluff]

ofc you do

[haughty totem]

hi

[broken bluff]

hello

[harsh wharf]

I'll have to contemplate this

[harsh wharf]

Goodmorning!

[dusky dune]

LIES

[haughty totem]

hru guys

[harsh wharf]

Jc has and always will be my goat

[dusky dune]

Good, what about you?

[slim trout]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-calling-me-a-liar-liar-really-seriously-neal-mcdonough-gif-11612868

[haughty totem]

im doing fine ty for asking

[dusky dune]

Yes

[harsh wharf]

Input pasta output LIES

[slim trout]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-rude-matty-matheson-larb-is-goooood-its-disrespectful-impolite-gif-26328309

[harsh wharf]

Recluse highkey creeps me out sometimes

Stop staring at me, WITCH.

What sorceries is she pondering and will any of them do absolutely anything useful

[pallid cloud]

what can i do in siofra river

[earnest knoll]

Blaidd

[small panther]

Wassup I just joined the server

[inner gyro]

Explore.

[wet plume]

Woah bud the coven might be lurking in this channel

You never know

[desert robin]

Dont summon the myriad of cool elden lesbians that reside here

[wet plume]

Oh I will

[fleet pond]

[wet plume]

conjures lesbian summoning spell idk

[pallid cloud]

i turned left snd found a new route

seems promising

[native stream]

I have been summoned

[wet plume]

Hip hip huway

[native stream]

Boo

[wet plume]

Still petitioning for Lobotomy Kaiden

[stoic iron]

kaiden

[wet plume]

An enemy in Elden Ring

[stoic iron]

oh the kaiden warrior

[hexed kernel]

greetings

[wet plume]

Elden Ring lobotomy

[native stream]

Gay girl

[coral viper]

pluh

[hexed kernel]

fr

[pallid cloud]

i think if i light all those fires that dead deer will wake up

[coral viper]

yeah they will trust

[rapid atlas]

what

[dim mason]

its a little odd that i like spiders in media, but hate them irl

[rapid atlas]

huh

[jagged widget]

dudes im cursed

has anyone watched frieren

[coral viper]

this curses me

[pallid cloud]

in siofra river

[glacial socket]

Can raddagon bleed

Or is he immune

[normal pollen]

hello metalgear

[rapid atlas]

hey

[wet plume]

Pretty solid name

[dark comet]

🐍

[gray wraith]

Does CryoUtilities 2.0 affect elden ring?

[dim mason]

id say it gets attention rising but alright

[gray wraith]

I mean, does it help get more fps there too?

[astral nimbus]

Does any male PC gamer have any ideas on what I could get my gamer boyfriend for his birthday?

[bright frost]

i'm not male but get him a darkmoon greatsword

[dark comet]

A Hellcat

[wet plume]

This sentence makes me want to do an act of vengeance

I'm actually gonna re-vengeance that, nvm

[gray wraith]

Modding the deck is such a pain in the ass

[wet plume]

That earlier attempt was botched

[gray wraith]

So much work for +5 fps

[desert robin]

gasp

[dim mason]

i mean youre not supposed to mod elden ring at all so i dont think so

but idk nothing abt it

[gray wraith]

Wym?
Im not modding er lol

[dim mason]

oh

[gray wraith]

Cryo Utilities is a steam deck stuff

[dim mason]

oh

osunds like a mod name tbh

[gray wraith]

I have terribble framerates with Elden, so I'll try to make the deck a bit "better"

[gray wraith]

It kind of is
But not for elden

[kind quail]

Im a mod name

[hexed kernel]

first sinner is a pretty cool spider
also hornet

[dim mason]

all weavers are pretty cool

[pallid cloud]

yooooooo

[steep moss]

someone tell me a joke, i’m in a very bad mood

[jade lichen]

robin to batman: "yo the batmobile is broken!"
batman to robin: "did you check the battery?"
robin to batman: "what's a tery?"

dis all I got

[steep moss]

[rapid atlas]

Dum dum!

[steep moss]

this gets a pass

[rapid atlas]

[celest remnant]

What'd the proton say to the neutron

[jade zenith]

Youre always so negative

[dim mason]

a chicken accidentally gets tangled in a razor fence, and the farmer asks "whats got you all wired up?"

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/strangling-pim-charlie-smiling-friends-angry-gif-9327754721745973483

NEUTRONS ARE NEUTRAL AAAA

[steep moss]

thanks fellas

[jade zenith]

Got it wrong AAAA

[steep moss]

me and the gf had a bad fight this morning

i’m experiencing supreme sadness

[celest remnant]

Conflict breeds growth

[jade zenith]

That sucks,i hope it gets better for you

[celest remnant]

Just ensure the growth is positive, reach out, hear her, ensure she hears you

[steep moss]

we’re good on the whole, just tensions are high y’know

it’s still fresh in my mind

[celest remnant]

For sure for sure, you can use this though to strengthen your relationship

[last crow]

we have a law in our country

[celest remnant]

If you take every fight as an opportunity for growth rather than being injured, every relationship you have will grow stronger as a result

[last crow]

making selling energy drinks to people below 21 illegal

[steep moss]

my plan is to get a mickey of crown royal and present it to her this evening lmao, “forget the fight let’s get drunk on a friday night”

[serene shell]

dude you're not gonna believe this

[native stream]

Cure it with reflections of the self and presents to your loved one

[last crow]

and its probably one of the laws the us and europe needs

[celest remnant]

Don't forget the fight, instead, as you're buying the crown, think of her points, think of how you can actually pursue the ones you think are valid.

Use the crown to lube her up for presenting your own points, while reassuring her you will pursue what you think you can pursue.

[steep moss]

we have already made our apologies and stuff, it just wasn’t resolved in away we’re both happy with, as is the way with all good compromises lol

but we’re good, just need to work through our feelings for a bit

y’know lol

[celest remnant]

(I say the ones you think are valid because couples say crazy bull when they fight so no telling how much of what she's arguing with you about is valid)

[pallid cloud]

killed ancestor spirit

[steep moss]

tbh i was more in the wrong lmao, it was like 60/40 with my way being 60% wrong lmfao

[bitter night]

aaa

[olive sparrow]

Now kill valiant gargoyles

[desert robin]

true

[celest remnant]

Oh yeah I was expecting that but you already KNOW what points of yours you're willing to die on the hill for, she gets to decide that for herself.

You decide that for hers. Do you care enough to make them all happen? Is that worth the stress? Is she being a little irrational with some? Yada yada

[late breach]

Why is laufey so good

It hurts to be something
Its worse to be nothing with you...

[hardy drift]

uguguhhh

hi guys im taking a 5 minute break

[hazy sand]

Hi

[celest remnant]

This is so accurately funny I about died

[rapid atlas]

Hello great witch

[rapid atlas]

😭

[olive sparrow]

Hello

[hardy drift]

ive been working nonstop for the past 5 hours besides passing period

[celest remnant]

It's not just relevant to me as a person, it gets even better when you know who the pfp is

[hardy drift]

and the worst part is after this im gonna have to keep working nonstop for the next 3 hours

[celest remnant]

[hardy drift]

so how is everyone elses day going

[hazy sand]

Meh

[rapid atlas]

Im meeting logic first time

[brazen dome]

Logic? Never heard of it

[kind quail]

Pretty good La flamrr

[hardy drift]

thats nice

[hardy drift]

anyways i actually have to get back to working because if i don't im going to die

[jagged widget]

youre going to die regardless

[coarse blaze]

death

[hardy drift]

i genuinely might just have to take 10% off and turn it in tonight this assignment is just too much work like holy hell

[rapid atlas]

Lol

[native stream]

I got a chicken prego sandwich

[rapid atlas]

Good

[kind quail]

Eden why are you evil

[jagged widget]

amayzing

[native stream]

Riddle me this batman
If we're playing high school netball
Why are they still playing at EIGHT PM

[jagged widget]

hi eden and kat

[rapid atlas]

She got that evil in him

[coarse blaze]

hi quakclings

[kind quail]

He?

[native stream]

Corporate nutjobs

[rapid atlas]

Wait wha

[kind quail]

I see

[rapid atlas]

Mb mb

[jagged widget]

i like hearing moistcritikal talk as background noise

[rapid atlas]

Hello dum dum

[jagged widget]

excuse you!

[rapid atlas]

[jagged widget]

ill have you know i go by quacklings

[native stream]

I have finished my chicken prego sandwich

[inner gyro]

Home Movies is so underrated.

[native stream]

I will now be having coca cola
Followed by another chicken prego sandwich

[kind quail]

What is a chicken prego

[native stream]

Brazilian sweet chilli chicken basically

[dim mason]

why is the chicken sandwich pregnant.

[stuck bough]

Hi! Do someone know why playing Nightreing i only math up with chinese and NA players when im located in EU? the lag just make me teleport

[kind quail]

Oooh
Okay
Sounds yummy

[rapid atlas]

Dum dum

[kind quail]

You dum dum

[rapid atlas]

Nahhh, you dum dum

[nova matrix]

The matchmaking servers are set up as; Japan and Not Japan

[dim mason]

classical ahh music BLESSING my ears right now, i loved this when i was younger.

[nova matrix]

You'll match globally from what I understand

I may understand wrong, I dont care that much and never looked into it

[stuck bough]

Any way to setup only to EU players?

[nova matrix]

Paying Fromsoft to do so

[jagged widget]

we will not store your data

"we" being the two people who wrote this text

[nova matrix]

I'll store your soul in a glass bottle and put it on my mantle

I'll shake it from time to time to remind you of your predicament

[native stream]

Glass is too expensive I'm reporting you for misuse of company funds

[jagged widget]

thanks for keeping it safe

it has been abused a lot lately

[kind quail]

Ill break the glass to release you

[coarse blaze]

brake

[kind quail]

I loathe you

[coarse blaze]

why

what did I do to upset you

[kind quail]

Baby boo

[glad haven]

helloooo

[upper wyvern]

nice tag

[coarse blaze]

thanks

[glad haven]

thx ^^

[nova canyon]

You're welcome

[upper wyvern]

tag nice

[glad haven]

daft punk is peak

[upper wyvern]

my sincere apologies

[clever bane]

Hey guys. I need help with malenia

[sharp basalt]

r magma blades useless against mohg? im not doing any dmg

[upper wyvern]

hell yes

[jaunty sand]

Yes

[coarse blaze]

magma blades are useless against everything

[jaunty sand]

Fuh ye

[coarse blaze]

mid tier weapon with a kinda okay ash of war

[glad haven]

omg phantom from the famous game hollow knight silksong

[jaunty sand]

Ikahu

[sharp basalt]

everyone was hyping them up for nun

[glad haven]

guys how do i unlock the voice chat

[sharp basalt]

I got scammed lwk

[nova canyon]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[glad haven]

oh

[hasty kayak]

Money

[upper wyvern]

mohg has 80% fire resist so

[coarse blaze]

yeah youtube builds do that

you build around the skill at most

dual curved are better for aux

[sharp basalt]

it doesnt seem like many bosses r weak to fire

im also not gonna have a great time against fire giant at all

[upper wyvern]

yeah

[glass flame]

Curved sword is already a comparatively low AR category, one that has split damage is negated even further, and by quite a lot (formula defense increases in potency the lower AR is)

[upper wyvern]

some of the bosses who have fire resist are tanky

[glass flame]

In addition, fire damage has many enemies highly resistant to it.

[upper wyvern]

midra and fire giant for example

[glass flame]

Not to say that its bad, but it needs support.

[last oriole]

Heyy

[sharp basalt]

yeah im gonna be a npc and go back to using bloodhound for the moment

[glass flame]

So long as you feel fine fighting with them I wouldnt bother. Comfort with the weapon is more important than the strength of the weapon.

[sharp basalt]

nah tbh the only reason I got magma blades was bc bloodhounds fang is kinda boring but I dont have any choice for now till I find a better weapon

[jaunty sand]

Any weapon can be good if ur build is

[quaint loom]

Who can help me kill Radhan consor please

[sharp basalt]

a fire weapon can be good against a highly fire resistant boss?

how

[glass flame]

Yes. It just wouldnt be the best.

[jaunty sand]

Yes, just wont deal much damage

[glass flame]

With the right build any weapon can be powerful.

[sharp basalt]

so it isnt good ig 😭 I'll probably try to get rivers of blood or sum

[jaunty sand]

Outclassed by uchi

[upper wyvern]

and nagakiba

[jaunty sand]

Uchi > naga in terms of damage

[upper wyvern]

i agree

[sharp basalt]

looks boring

[lusty garden]

hi

[upper wyvern]

dragon hunters great katana

[jaunty sand]

True

Thats why they made banished knights gs

[upper wyvern]

or rakshasas great katana theyre the only cool looking katanas

[sharp basalt]

does look pretty cool ngl

[upper wyvern]

the ash of war is even cooler

[jaunty sand]

Regular gkat is more versatile and always has more damage

[nova matrix]

Starlined

[jaunty sand]

Moonveil but worse

[upper wyvern]

i was listing the cool ones, not the ones that do most damage

[upper wyvern]

i agree

[nova matrix]

Didnt even compare it to the correct katana

[jaunty sand]

Gkat is cool as hell wdym

[upper wyvern]

It does look boring

The cool part is how long it is

[jaunty sand]

Ur opinion Ig

[upper wyvern]

yeah

[jaunty sand]

Personally
I think dragon gkat looks weird
And raks is just RoB skinned gkat

[wispy bison]

whats the opinion

[jaunty sand]

Gkat looks

[wispy bison]

what is gkat

[quick magnet]

What is going on with the game rn?

[nova matrix]

Grandma Katherine

[upper wyvern]

hmm yeah great katana is cool

[quick magnet]

Anyone else having problems connecting to server?

[nova matrix]

Someone was yapping about it a while ago

[wispy bison]

i dont play online so no, never

[upper wyvern]

sorry, forgot how it looked, havent used it in some time

[jaunty sand]

I wouldn't know

[nova matrix]

Also on pc for what thats worth

[jaunty sand]

What

[upper wyvern]

the great katana

[jaunty sand]

How do u think it looks

[upper wyvern]

I thought it was just a long uchi but it does look pretty cool

[jaunty sand]

There we go

[quick magnet]

I just kicked me out of a boss fight, while I was on the second phase🥴

[jaunty sand]

Idk if I can say that gkats are slept on, but I feel like its not used as much as it deserves to be

[upper wyvern]

Great katanas ARE slept on

[jaunty sand]

You play on Xbox so maybe god is punishing your choice of console

[upper wyvern]

I personally love all of them because they're quality weapons

[quick magnet]

I have PC as well

[jaunty sand]

Idk
From what I know they are very good in pvp

[jaunty sand]

And does it also bug on PC ?

[quick magnet]

Idk, I just started a fresh run on my Xbox so it wouldn’t matter either way

[jaunty sand]

hm

Idk then

I have my ps5, I take care of it, it works, insanely good graphics quality and no lags

[quick magnet]

I was bouta first try Rennala

My console isn’t laggy, I even have Ethernet, so it’s literally just game servers being the problem or something is wrong

[hasty kayak]

[wispy bison]

hi you

[tight abyss]

genuinely had one of my least productive days in a while

[wispy bison]

remember interloper arg?

[earnest knoll]

Everyone has gotta have days like that

[tight abyss]

i woke up at 10 30 and got out of bed at 4 30

genuinely wild even for me

[bitter night]

everyone fear me.

[native stream]

At least you woke up

I've slept for multiple days straight before

[unborn olive]

hybernating

[bitter night]

not tuff

[native stream]

You could call it that yeah

Was mostly just the deppresso

[bitter night]

guys bread tastes so bad

[rapid atlas]

Nah

[bitter night]

yes

[tight abyss]

it gets worse once you hear the schedule of everything i did

[native stream]

The fact there's a schedule means you did anything at all, and that is good

[kind quail]

Hi

[inland jetty]

still at a tie for most visually stunning boss just cause of 2nd phase

[tight abyss]

i read 50 chapters of yaoi before eating or drinking anything, wouldnt exactly call this good

[wispy bison]

do you remember interloper

[kind quail]

Yea

[native stream]

You want me to look at this and think it's anything but based?

[inland jetty]

this is unhealthy

[tight abyss]

health is for losers

[native stream]

Evidently but they're seemingly aware that it's not healthy and that's half the battle anyway

You'll have more productive days it's oki

[native stream]

It's Friday anyway

[kind quail]

What are you talking ab eden

[inland jetty]

elden ring convergence

[tight abyss]

new day new me next week is gonna be my week

[inland jetty]

convergencing it

[gleaming pond]

Bread tastes better than key

[kind quail]

Illegal

[native stream]

Explosions of the homosexual variety

[inland jetty]

what?

[gleaming pond]

Sounds interesting

[gleaming pond]

Gods don’t like mod talk

[tight abyss]

it was pretty good tho icl

[native stream]

Lazy days often feel nice

[bitter night]

no

[kind quail]

Oh
What is a gay explosion

[rapid atlas]

Yes

[inland jetty]

the gods

[native stream]

I've been working my butt off lately I already know that said butt is gonna be glued to my bed for several hours tomorrow

[inland jetty]

patches is god trust

[kind quail]

Lucky

[gleaming pond]

Miyazaki-San hates mod talk in this server

[tight abyss]

genuinely real

[inland jetty]

"if miyazaki agrees I agree..."

[native stream]

Genuinely speaking though don't talk abt mods it's a really easy and really dumb way to get banned

[inland jetty]

oh ok

[tight abyss]

i got school on sunday anyway so i gotta get up either way to study tmr T-T

[native stream]

I always keep it 💯

I've got like 48 builds I still need to make for a particular document

[kind quail]

Why 48

[jaunty sand]

Cause 4*12

[gleaming pond]

Release the Eden files

[kind quail]

But why

[native stream]

58 mandatory bosses for Champion role for RL1 runs in dark souls discord

[native stream]

I've done 10 already

[inland jetty]

why do I have image perms

[kind quail]

Oh
Cool
Does champion give you cool stuff

[tight abyss]

blessed

[gleaming pond]

We all do

[inland jetty]

I just joined yesterday

[gleaming pond]

20 messages gives you perms

[inland jetty]

ohh

[native stream]

Champion is just basic rl1 no extra restrictions
Legend is champion but:
No timed buffs other than physick/grease
No margit / mohg shackle
No blasphemous claw
+
One of the following restrictions:
No roll/block/parry
+0 no aux
NG+7 no aux

A master run would be the same as legend but two of the restrictions instead of one

[stable silo]

me and my friend are trying to co op but we dont see each others signs whats wrong (same password)

[gleaming pond]

Hell

[native stream]

And a grandmaster run would be all three

[gleaming pond]

Are you cross playing?

[stoic iron]

then there's gmr

[stable silo]

both pc

[native stream]

Grandmaster no talis yip yip

[stoic iron]

i have a gmr heh

[gleaming pond]

I believe you can’t summon in an area with no bosses

[native stream]

On sewer mohg

[stoic iron]

not doing another

[stable silo]

oh ok ty

[stoic iron]

hey it counts

[jaunty sand]

So Im running a grandmaster on my pcr basically

[silver oak]

so many cool incantations locked behind the dlc this is BS

[stoic iron]

what are you running? +0 no aux?

[celest remnant]

Man I think Vincent Adultman is quite possibly the best character study on how intellectualization of sadness can be used as a way to attempt to avoid directly confronting the real problems

[jaunty sand]

108 no blessing no buff no tali ps broadswords

[native stream]

Grandmaster PCR is impossible
You mean master

[tight abyss]

id buy it for you if i had the money

[jaunty sand]

Oh right
Cause includes no roll

[stoic iron]

thats a sheet kill
good luck

[jaunty sand]

Master

[tight abyss]

everyone deserves to play sote

[native stream]

Slop of the erdtree

[jaunty sand]

Ye would be a world first that Avari would put in his sheet

[stoic iron]

also that kill is what? 100 mins long? 😭

[inner gyro]

Gotta have this: 💵💶💷💴

[jaunty sand]

Abt 3h

Maybe Ill manage to optimise for sub 3h

[kind quail]

Im hungry

[native stream]

You can definitely do it faster than that with good strats surely

[celest remnant]

Wrong IDIOT everywhere has a barter economy and I'll prove it

https://tenor.com/view/kihjax-gun-pistolet-arme-doro-gif-8253632246683575973

[surreal jungle]

guys
midra or rellana
which is a better boss

[celest remnant]

GIMMIE YOUR WALLET

[jaunty sand]

Midra

[stoic iron]

why not run iron balls

[native stream]

Messmer

[tight abyss]

ill give you a bucket of flour for three grand

[jaunty sand]

I dont like using the moveset on him

[stoic iron]

i see

i think leos running iron balls

[celest remnant]

Sure but can I see the flour first

[tight abyss]

no

[gritty zenith]

Guys i have a legit question about elden ring.

[native stream]

Gotta be a better option than psss though surely

[gleaming pond]

Spill

[celest remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/bam-margera-high-five-prank-smack-gif-11137572

[jaunty sand]

Honestly it would be good if I could even reach p2

[olive sparrow]

No

[tight abyss]

just lost of the offer of a lifetime pal

[jaunty sand]

But I only had 3 or 4 tries before leaving home

[gritty zenith]

Even when u do shortcut to the inside of volcano manor. U cant get outside to altus?

[jaunty sand]

I just like the moveset

[gleaming pond]

You have to kill the virgins

[jaunty sand]

And they want 10 str and dex so no stat boosting gear

[native stream]

I mean fair but I feel like just a longsword would be better

[jaunty sand]

2h ?

[native stream]

No stat boosting gear is allowed under no talismans anyway

[inner gyro]

There’s nothing valuable in it. I don’t even carry cash. I have like a Dave & Buster’s card and a Walmart Gift Card that got from Christmas in 2020 that I haven’t even used yet.

[native stream]

1h cr2 / cr1

[gleaming pond]

Walk forward toward where the bats are when you spawn, and then follow the cave @gritty zenith

[celest remnant]

Anyone wanna go get married for clout

[native stream]

For the pierce

[wispy bison]

it was horror gem

[jaunty sand]

Hm
Ill try that

[stoic iron]

just run whatever thrusting sword you can

[wispy bison]

i miss it so much dude

[gritty zenith]

I did raya lucaria
Then hand of melania on the the area to kill fatty
Then i backtracked back into the main section of volcano manor. But i cant open the door to go outside to altus

[wispy bison]

its not fair

i want my girlfriend to be a machine ghost too

[kind quail]

Its very much fair imo

[nova matrix]

This is generally how authority works innit

[native stream]

Thing is idk if there is one you can run with base stats lol

[gleaming pond]

Oh you can’t go to Altus if you lost the spawn area

[celest remnant]

Yes so the fact that it's a law is hilarious

[gleaming pond]

Sorry, but the only thing you can do there is kill Rykard

[gritty zenith]

My first grace point in volcano manor was temple of eiglay

[stoic iron]

not a single one would be a shame

[kind quail]

Play signalis

[gleaming pond]

Also you’re in a gray area exploits aren’t allowed here

[gritty zenith]

Oh

[celest remnant]

[inner gyro]

They’re banning all phones in public schools where I live. I genuinely don’t care, who’s gonna stop me.

[tight abyss]

listening to peak

[gleaming pond]

Ok teleport back to raya lucaria, get killed again, and then follow the route I told you

[wispy bison]

but im gonna cry

[gleaming pond]

Exactly

[gleaming pond]

I was listening to bloody stream on repeat

[olive sparrow]

The hill is silent today

[tight abyss]

bloody stream, chase, and fighting gold are the best openings

[gleaming pond]

I listened to fighting gold and bloody stream, I still have to check out chase

[tight abyss]

you HAVE to listen to it

[gleaming pond]

Ok might be peak already

It’s very 60’s-70’s rock

I like that

Or actually

I’m getting a hint of Green Day

Guitar solo wtf

[native stream]

Insert bad 67 joke

[tight abyss]

witnessing a person listen to peak in real time

[kind quail]

No

[wispy bison]

meow meow meow

[celest remnant]

As @gleaming pond stated we do not allow exploits here, if you literally come and lay out how you messed up your exploiting not only will I point and laugh, but I will ban you

[gleaming pond]

It was not, I hate 67

[inner gyro]

“On your feet, dad. You’re not done yet.”

[wet lichen]

67

[celest remnant]

One thing he did get wrong is the gray area, there's no gray it's strictly prohibited

[tight abyss]

whatd you think

[surreal jungle]

what exploits

[gleaming pond]

No it’s just he didn’t say it specifically

[gleaming pond]

Peak asf

[celest remnant]

He did, anyone with the knowledge knows what he was using hand for

[tight abyss]

[celest remnant]

and how it could screw up his entrance to Altus if he was a dummy about it

[native stream]

To fight the boss no doubt

[gleaming pond]

Alright thanks, I didn’t realize

Logic for the win

[native stream]

I do think he actually just tried to open the wrong door funny enough lol

[gleaming pond]

I was trying to get him back on the right path away from the exploit though

[celest remnant]

For sure for sure, perfectly legitimate usage definently the laws of gravity are quite solid

[gleaming pond]

I was encouraging him to play the game normally

[kind quail]

Prime logic has returned

[wet lichen]

67

[native stream]

Opal phase 2

I get home and both bathrooms are immediately taken I am in pain

[gleaming pond]

Crine for you

[native stream]

Family please hurry up I require pads and a warm bottle

[celest remnant]

Me when I'm at work and one of the three other people ever in my workspace has decided to go right as I need to take the worst dump of my life

[tight abyss]

may a bathroom magically appear infront of you

[native stream]

This is girl problems it's worse

[wet lichen]

67

[native stream]

[gleaming pond]

Ban this guy

[tight abyss]

[native stream]

Also where do you work I thought you just grew weed

[wet lichen]

67

[gleaming pond]

He has to have a front doesn’t he

[native stream]

He sells it to pharmaceutical companies it's legal

[polar hatch]

R I P (Really I Poop)

[wet lichen]

Weak profit

[gleaming pond]

Ah

[inner gyro]

I wanna say something mean, but I don’t think it’s worth it so I’ll just keep it to myself.

[gleaming pond]

I watched a video recently called “explaining money laundering in Minecraft”

very entertaining

[tight abyss]

sometimes its better to let your feelings out

[celest remnant]

I am a jack of a thousand trades:My botanical business is burgeoning but I am also an independent researcher

[gleaming pond]

A good addition to my doomscroll

[wet lichen]

67

[timber bloom]

Chat, I'm out here getting sushi, what kind of sushi do you all want?

[gleaming pond]

Get me the slimy ones

I want to feel the fish writhe in my mouth

[tight abyss]

ive watched that video before, peaked my attention

[timber bloom]

Brother, what

[native stream]

I'm still waiting btw wtf is taking them so long

[gleaming pond]

Ykw make it live

[tight abyss]

prayn for you

[gleaming pond]

I want to feel like a bear

[native stream]

What do you research internet funny man

[tight abyss]

jack of all trades master of none, but often better than a master of one

[gleaming pond]

Bo burnham shows

[celest remnant]

Right now I'm researching the peptides in retinol to develop a skin cream that's supposed to tighten wrinkles and crows feet better than what's currently available on the market

[ripe walrus]

how do i parry rellana

[wet lichen]

Crown of the Lion and Unicorn

[celest remnant]

For this I was paid an advance of 35'000$

[gleaming pond]

Bank

[tight abyss]

are they hiring

[inner gyro]

21

[timber bloom]

I only played the HD remake of Resident Evil in my lifetime so far

[gleaming pond]

Holy peak

JJK Season 1 closing

[glad sequoia]

hy guys one can help me for the final boss now????

[timber bloom]

Mid Midsu Midsen

[jolly wigeon]

Hiiiii

[wet lichen]

69

[celest remnant]

You'd need a diverse background in biochemical research and an in with my contact at Olay

[tight abyss]

final boss is easy patience is key

[covert marlin]

Peptides >>>

[polar hatch]

#pc-co-op

[inner gyro]

1738

[tight abyss]

i took a semester of bio this year does it count

[timber bloom]

Hey, what's up hello?!?!

[polar hatch]

I know all about pepto bismol does that count

[gleaming pond]

Hey wassup hello

[wooden mural]

oh yes, I think that is over

[celest remnant]

Protein chains They stimulate collagen growth which can lead to your face regaining its former glow

[gleaming pond]

This makes me want to actually watch the outro on yt rn

holy saxophone solo

[inner gyro]

800-588-2300, Empire….Today.

[tame pulsar]

@whole walrus I caught up on chainsaw man

[gleaming pond]

Is ts technically advertisements

[tame pulsar]

Peak

[covert marlin]

Collagen actually a game changer

[inner gyro]

Bro that commercial is engraved into my brain.

[covert marlin]

Unfortunately Peptides are quite regulated within germany

[wet lichen]

1st September 1939

[gleaming pond]

All my Chicagoans know about Luna

[native stream]

I am still waiting

[radiant cairn]

Do yall like the sword of night?

[wet lichen]

Deepwoken

[native stream]

Did my sister fall in or something

[gleaming pond]

I’m crying for you

[native stream]

Easily the most fun katana

[wet lichen]

Hand of stupid rot lady

[native stream]

It's literally been 15 minutes I am so pissed

[radiant cairn]

Nagakiba still has my heart

[gleaming pond]

unless they timed it so that when you got home is when they went to the bathroom this is ridiculous

[polar hatch]

Well at least you don’t need to go anymore

[gleaming pond]

I’d punch a hole through the wall

[native stream]

I do is the issue

[wet lichen]

Gay washing pole

[native stream]

Uvjsnclwkcwnq

I'm actually close to banging on the door and yelling at my sister

[inner gyro]

River’s of Blood >>>>>

[gleaming pond]

Realest feeling in the world

[earnest knoll]

Moonveil better

[radiant cairn]

Unfortunate childhood nickname. Mine was Junebug for some reason

[gleaming pond]

The Eleanora’s poleblade in question:

[native stream]

Are we gonna stop listing somber L2 sticks and acting like pressing one button is fun gang

[gleaming pond]

You’re right. Smithscript* hammer

[nova canyon]

Backhand blades one of the most fun weapons

[native stream]

That's much better

[inner gyro]

Nah, the Nagikaba & Uchigatana is better all of them to be honest.

[bitter night]

im so scary

[native stream]

It was never about what was good it was about what was fun

[rapid atlas]

You can’t scare a fly egg get over it

[wet lichen]

67

[bitter night]

i can scare you

[rapid atlas]

Googaga

[native stream]

20 minutes in the bathroom

[tight abyss]

i dont know what to chage my pfp to nothing looks right

[gleaming pond]

They plotted this

[native stream]

That's no longer taking a piss that's taking THE piss what on EARTH are you doing sister

[gleaming pond]

they locked the door and then closed it just to piss you off

[tight abyss]

i usually close my door before locking it

[native stream]

She is FINALLY out sweet Jesus

[inner gyro]

We can all agree that this statement is garbage, right?

[polar hatch]

The only thing that scares me is systematic abuse of power by authority figures and their peers helping them sweep it under the rug

[coarse blaze]

sounds like a certain server...

[bitter night]

innit im scary

[native stream]

Sounds like every government ever

[tight abyss]

just be scared of the egg man