general-discussion

[earnest knoll]

Nal = Nap

[graceful whale]

Charged ones do slightly more stance dmg but mot enough to make a huge difference

[junior tangle]

Guten tag

[earnest knoll]

ye

It’s slang

[marsh cape]

i should learn latin at some point

it’s a cool language

[junior sand]

I know the reference

[earnest knoll]

They fed me to him, im a class d

[small ferry]

hi guys

[buoyant zealot]

Lgg d3

[radiant zenith]

Thank you for the response I’m going to take your word for it

[willow gulch]

Hello, hi 🌞

[earnest knoll]

Are you Just a normal tree or are you a erdtree?

[earnest knoll]

hola

[willow gulch]

Good day and nice to meet you all.

[small ferry]

erdtrees son

[junior sand]

Then how are you here? Wait.... are we all inside the stomach of 682??!?!

[earnest knoll]

I got helped by the chaos insurgency and escaped

[hardy drift]

nerdtree ahaahhaaha

[small ferry]

you're adopted

[earnest knoll]

Thats cool

[hardy drift]

that would be awesome

[marsh cape]

woah… that’s gotta be too far

[junior sand]

Imma cut you down and make pots out of your wood that ill replant more seeds in and bury them again so thay grow up to be trees so good that you'll never be

[hardy drift]

gomen gomen

[earnest knoll]

1:14 that piano 🔥 🔥

[marsh cape]

huh?

[small ferry]

fascinating

[hardy drift]

bro dont know

[junior sand]

Flames tryna be japanese.insert the Peter Griffin gojo gif

[hardy drift]

its just habit

ive done it for years

[junior sand]

Ik

[marsh cape]

i am not the knower

[hardy drift]

now shhh you guys are distracting me from my yuri

[marsh cape]

we already know flame is a weeb and that’s okay ❤️‍🩹

[hardy drift]

oi

don't pmo...

[junior sand]

I never said anything about that

[marsh cape]

but what if i want to

[hardy drift]

That would be bad

[junior sand]

Then keep going

[marsh cape]

you’re right….

[hardy drift]

You don't wanna see my evil side..

[marsh cape]

😨

[hardy drift]

baka

[marsh cape]

you are so mean to me :(

[hardy drift]

because I am evil mwahaha

[earnest knoll]

Praise the sun!!

[inner kayak]

ingame version of her ost is 10x better than the spotify/yt versions

[digital sluice]

Apple fritter moment

[hasty kayak]

[marsh cape]

hmm

what do you think of dark souls 2

[hardy drift]

I have never played it and I've seen absolutely nothing on the game

[marsh cape]

okay yeah she’s evil

a real goat would love ds2 no matter what

[hardy drift]

I'm not evil I'm watching yuri

Yuri heals the soul

[earnest knoll]

Everyone hates It though

[timid owl]

What’s a fun build I can try in the dlc?

[marsh cape]

you are also evil

[marsh cape]

idk that pretty evil

[cloud cloak]

Im lowkey sad I had to get rid of blaidd, but he shouldnt of attacked me! That being said, where can I get the wolf head armor piece to compete the set LOL

I know its in caelid somewhere

[hardy drift]

WHAT, yuri is not evil at all

It's a godsend to us mortals ❤️

[marsh cape]

real non evil people read romantasy novels, not romance manga

[hardy drift]

novels? I find that offensive

im dyslexic i dont do those

[coarse blaze]

wolf head is right behind seluvis tower

[cloud cloak]

You are an angel and clearly not maidenless

[marsh cape]

as am i

the dyslexia demon got me too but i still love my books

[hardy drift]

so you would know that novels suck

[marsh cape]

no, novels are awesome

[hardy drift]

they give me headaches

[solid gate]

Because you physically can't read them?

[hardy drift]

I can just at like 20% the speed of the average person

[marsh cape]

read them online and increase the line spacing and font size

[solid gate]

Get a picture book

[hardy drift]

I read manga

and webtoons

not rlly tho webtoons kinda suck

[solid gate]

So it's the format a novel is written in that u don't like?

A page of words with thin space pretty bland ngl

I can defo see manga being more enjoyable than a novel

[junior sand]

Finally beat that douch

[hearty zenith]

Gm

[silver mesa]

which one

[junior sand]

Bade radahn, im using a heavy, undeveloped weapon.

[silver mesa]

oh no

[pseudo goblet]

Isn’t there a staff that I can use to cast scorceries and incantations?
Or no?

[junior sand]

There is , it drops from a boss in dlc

[pseudo goblet]

Nvrm then

[junior sand]

Its called the finger staff or smth

[pseudo goblet]

I don’t have the DLC

[junior sand]

Ok

[twilit umbra]

"Read"

Funniest shi oat

[hardy drift]

mmmaaaann

I was only gonna watch one more episode but then they hit me with a terrible cliffhanger

[twilit umbra]

What show exactly

[hardy drift]

this monster wants to eat me

[twilit umbra]

Ok

What like title is that

[still wren]

https://klipy.com/gifs/watame-peek

[twilit umbra]

Larp

[vestal wagon]

Hello gang

[twilit umbra]

Nein

[vestal wagon]

Meow

[rotund haven]

Hello

[tranquil saddle]

Hi

[pseudo goblet]

Hi

[fallow night]

e

[desert robin]

meow

[desert robin]

dammit you did it first

[fallow night]

yo anyone know how to beat mutated margurete in resident evil 7 on madhouse mode

[desert robin]

Roll, parry, dodge

[silver oak]

damn why cant i put seppuku on a dagger wtf fromsoft

[fallow night]

2 of those arent features in the game and dodging is possible but a pain in the butt 💔

[desert robin]

do more damage gg

[frail grotto]

whats best build in game

[halcyon atlas]

Yeah

[fallow night]

is this ragebait gangalang

[pseudo goblet]

Probably

[halcyon atlas]

I know re7

[desert robin]

a lil

[frail grotto]

probably what

[halcyon atlas]

Me

[desert robin]

maybe

[pseudo goblet]

If I had to say it’s definently

[frail grotto]

ahhh, this level of ragebait does not concern me

[desert robin]

(star fists are an amazing build)

[halcyon atlas]

I recently finished resident evil 7

I can help

[dull schooner]

Morgott beat Radahn in the trailer. Therefore, Morgott > Radahn. Runes are a measure of strength and Malenia gives more runes than Morgott. Thus, Malenia > Morgott.

Malenia > Morgott > Radahn is the only logical conclusion we can come to. It is simply the transitive property of mathematics.

[winged socket]

hi

[halcyon atlas]

Shut up

[low peak]

No

[halcyon atlas]

Imagine loggin on and saying this

Morgott beat Radahn in the trailer. Therefore, Morgott > Radahn. Runes are a measure of strength and Malenia gives more runes than Morgott. Thus, Malenia > Morgott.

Malenia > Morgott > Radahn is the only logical conclusion we can come to. It is simply the transitive property of mathematics.

Mathematics🤓

[ashen moon]

i

[halcyon atlas]

Chatgpt

lol

[hardy drift]

im chatgpt

[halcyon kernel]

Look up a guide if she is kicking your ass that hard

[hardy drift]

eldenringGPT generate me a weapon the d*x users will love

[ashen moon]

bro i logged into elden ring after 3 months and all my progress is gone

[halcyon atlas]

I know how to bet her in re7

[halcyon atlas]

Sure what else man?

What else are u goin to make up today for attention

[hardy drift]

yikes

[ashen moon]

im not

i lost my 200 hr account

[hardy drift]

why are we out for blood 🥀

[latent vine]

MEN SUCK Long story short, I bought my male friend Online so we could game together on Xbox and he ditches me because he gets a call from a girl and I’ve been just sitting here waiting for him to be back like he said

[silver oak]

i have this sneaking feeling im missing one of the churches but at the same time i dont know what i would be missing

[whole walrus]

true

[ashen moon]

how many tears u got?

[halcyon atlas]

Now that is a real story

[silver oak]

nvm i just remembered i can check my flask and it says +11 so i guess the only one remaining is the one near fire giant, tho i couldve sworn i was only at +10

[halcyon atlas]

Men do suck

[latent vine]

Exactly like he finally choose to spend time with me, but still ditches me and I’m just supposed to be OK with that. I feel like calling him out but at the same time I don’t wanna fight but you don’t just use someone for money.

[halcyon atlas]

Seems like he used u tho

[silver oak]

ive been using the same 2 tears in my flask the entire game but i feel like there must be something better for this build

[ashen moon]

did u get the one in caelid?

[silver oak]

i did, the only one i dont have apparently is the one by fire giant, i just couldve sworn id missed one somewhere else too

[coarse blaze]

what 2 tears

[timid owl]

Is Loretta’s mastery or Loretta’s great bow a better spell?

[chrome forge]

mastery

[ashen moon]

that sucks i remember grinding all the tears cuz i kept on dying to morgott

[timid owl]

Alr bc the video im looking at says to use great bow but mastery just seems way better

[coarse blaze]

youtubeslop

[silver oak]

greenspill crystal tear and spiked cracked tear

[timid owl]

Not my fault yall suck at giving builds🙏

[silver oak]

i wish i could get the blood tear but i dont have the dlc, i wonder if theres anything better for my than these two tho

[chrome forge]

i called this

greenspill

[coarse blaze]

ercord builds are infinitely better

[worn wigeon]

you should switch out greenspill with something else. do you know the avatar in caelid

[chrome forge]

hellocro

[silver oak]

i am aware of it, its a pain to fight but im probably strong enough by now hopefully

[timid owl]

I asked someone in #builds for a fun dlc build and that Mf said « pve isnt fun »😭

[worn wigeon]

it drops 2 very good ones

[worn wigeon]

halloo

[silver oak]

mmm, 40 vigor and 52 arcane, as god intended

[whole walrus]

ewwewew

[worn wigeon]

why

[silver oak]

cause im running a bleed build with occult star fists

[worn wigeon]

[silver oak]

whats wrong with that

[wispy bison]

meow meow meow

[silver oak]

i know i should level vigor, im just lazy and keep dumping stats into arcane instead

[kind quail]

blub blub blub

[timid owl]

It says I have to fight radahn with Alexander to get the share of Alexander can I get it if I alr beat radahn?

[wispy bison]

choosing damage over survivability is ok as long as i dont hear you complain about a boss being too hard later

[worn wigeon]

everytime you meow, you remind me of that one cat that gets swept away by a wave

[timid owl]

Who needs hp when you can one shot the bosses🥱

[wispy bison]

the wave of cherios

[wispy bison]

idk people who actually want to engage with the gameplay i guess

i always was aware of how broken things are but i never realized until right now of how unbalanced the game is lol

[ashen moon]

can one of yall explain to me the lore i kinda forgot some parts

[woeful plaza]

Guys why isnt the summon signs working even tho i put it enabled and have the same pw

[chrome forge]

hmmmm

[halcyon atlas]

Ow GUYS im so MAD elden ringuz is my favorite game of all time!!! Is a love letter to dances cheff kiss but one day when i was out of of my house , my black cat turn on my ps5 and created a new save deleting mine!!! Oh god

He is at radhan and slaps my face every time i try to play what can i do guys

[hardy drift]

maybe they don't like you...

[halcyon atlas]

That must be it

[silver oak]

its damn rot shower screws me over so much

the most absurd attack from one of these freaks

[hardy drift]

my friends been on valorant for 3 hours...

yikes

[ashen moon]

valid

[hardy drift]

...

[ashen moon]

hey i would too if i did not have other stuff to do

[hardy drift]

he does have other stuff to do

and he spends his time on siege and val 🥀

[low peak]

Hopefully he's on it for another 3 hours valorant is peak

[ashen moon]

🫄

[hardy drift]

no we're playing smth in a few

imagine if freddy fazebears pizza was real...

[silver oak]

doesnt help that this enemy has the worst model so half ym hits dont even land

its nonsense

[ashen moon]

which one?

[silver oak]

caelid tree spirit

[ashen moon]

oh nah ive seen clips

[silver oak]

im deadass hitting it from the front and so many hits dont atually damage it

[ashen moon]

what level are you?

[ashen moon]

?

[silver oak]

99, but genuinely so many hits arent damaging it

[woeful plaza]

Guys why isnt the summon signs working even tho i put it enabled and have the same pw

[craggy sail]

You guys know what the SCP foundation is right? I just had a grown 40 year old man go on a full scale rant at me about how it's all real and a government coverup 😭

[ashen moon]

the normal tree spirit soo easy

[chrome forge]

it is tho

[silver oak]

this mf aint normal bro it farts scarlet rot

[craggy sail]

Bro I was editing those pages in like 2013 it's not real 😂

[chrome forge]

no you wasnt

[halcyon atlas]

U re part of the conspiracy

[chrome forge]

that evil scp 67 blud is gonna get me

[tall panther]

is there any modding channel? i have a question

just wondering what dummy mod people are using

[atomic tapir]

Not on the server there isn’t

[nova matrix]

How to git gud at shogi

[tall panther]

aw beans

[gritty dagger]

Helloooo

[nova matrix]

Google is telling me to use ai to win at shogi

[halcyon atlas]

Wait

[halcyon atlas]

imagine if freddy fazebears pizza was real...

[umbral vapor]

2026 and no dark souls 4 😔

[hardy drift]

Yo I was js thinking the same thing

[nova matrix]

2026 and no global nuclear annihlation

[wispy bison]

meow meow

[hearty zenith]

Ts will never happen

[hearty zenith]

Shhhhhh

[winged obsidian]

the dark souls world is dead

[nova matrix]

What if you believed hard enough

[halcyon atlas]

Genius minds think alike twin

[hardy drift]

mewo

[winged obsidian]

kinda the whole point of 3

[nova matrix]

But what if 4

[hearty zenith]

It can happen then

[nova matrix]

To be4 or not to be4 that is the question

[hardy drift]

I'll never understand why the spoiler role is called that it's so funny

[winged obsidian]

the age of dark is here buddy

[silver oak]

imma run both of them hell yea, also i wanna look into getting the perfumer bottles that make me metal

[nova matrix]

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the bumps and curves of the hype train

[hearty zenith]

Awh

[tiny dove]

Good morning!

[winged obsidian]

enough of Gwyns empire, time for humanity to thrive baby!

[halcyon atlas]

Duskbloods🖤

[nova matrix]

Or to take up arms against a sea of fake leaks

[silver oak]

should i rebirth and move some of my points from arcane to vigor?

[worn wigeon]

iron jar aromatic?

[silver oak]

yea that one, sounds cool

[nova matrix]

I'm very glad I memorized just enough of hamlet to make memes of it

[hearty zenith]

Instagram is peak sometimes

[nova matrix]

This is the correct amount of knowledge for any subject

[whole walrus]

itd help a lot in the hp vein

[plush plover]

DS4 = Bloodborn?

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Noni, hi Darky, hi Spextrum

[worn wigeon]

a heads up: dont use it against lightning bosses and stack armor on top of it cause you can only heavy roll with it

[hearty zenith]

Hi king

[silver oak]

stack armor on top of it?

[worn wigeon]

halloo Fatigue

[halcyon kernel]

I am quite...fatigued right now

[worn wigeon]

wear heavy armor with it cause it wont change how you roll

[silver oak]

so if im heavy load already it doesnt matter? i can run around in the verdigris set

[worn wigeon]

yeah

[silver oak]

i need to figure out how to get the iron jar aromatics

[worn wigeon]

he said the lines guys

[silver oak]

are they replenishable or is there a finite amount i can craft?

[broken comet]

All of them or just some??

[worn wigeon]

i think you can get infinite amount of the things needed for crafting them but im not sure

[earnest knoll]

DS4 = elden ring

[worn wigeon]

elden ring is ds4, 5 and 6

[junior sand]

Yo anyone free rn?

[tall panther]

i want a really good test enemy but i dont want to hurt the dog, what else should i do

[winged obsidian]

elden ring is ds2 2

with a smattering of 3

and a bit of sekiro as a treat

[hearty zenith]

Goat simulator 3>>>

[broken comet]

Do I need all the seedbed curse to do the dung eater ending?

[earnest knoll]

Get the hell out of here

[winged obsidian]

crazy they brought thralls back of all enemies tbh

[hearty zenith]

Nah trust me bro

[winged obsidian]

no invisible rolling skeletons?

[broken comet]

Can anyone tell me

[proud crow]

Just beat malenia

One of the toughest i have delt with so far

[earnest knoll]

Who?

The what?

[winged obsidian]

ds3 enemies

blueprint imps

exact same enemy save a few things that make imps worse

[tiny dove]

Congrats!

[proud crow]

Her 2nd phase is fun

[earnest knoll]

Ohhh

How do you know they the same as ds3 tho

[earnest knoll]

How long Did It take?

[proud crow]

You do every dodge perfectly the feeling is good

[earnest knoll]

How many days Did It take you? At what level did u beat her?

[proud crow]

2 days

I played for like 4 hrs each day

[earnest knoll]

Thats crazy, that’s the same amount of days It took me to beat Mogh

[earnest knoll]

Ohhh

[heavy island]

yall i beat radahn as a level 32 sorcerer

[winged obsidian]

you'll have to look up a video comparing them but they literally have the exact same animations

[heavy island]

with 12 vitality

it mentally broke me

[proud crow]

I still gotta find him

[earnest knoll]

Thats called a gameplay exception

[winged obsidian]

what

[earnest knoll]

You’re very Good at the game

[proud crow]

I am not sure if i should finish it or find mogh first?

[heavy island]

no i am not, im doing end game level stuff super early into the game 😭

[earnest knoll]

im tryna say they prolly just reused the animations from ds3 since it’s easier to bring them back than to make new ones

[proud crow]

U tryna do a speed run lol

[winged obsidian]

yeah they're exactly the same

[heavy island]

no this is my first elden ring character that im actually tryign to make progress on, ive NEVER played elden ring before <\3

[winged obsidian]

think the only difference is imps don't shoot blowdarts, they toss stuff at you

[earnest knoll]

Damn rlly?

[heavy island]

yeah

[proud crow]

I beat radhan in 3rd try he is not hard if u use summons

[earnest knoll]

understandable, way better than overleveling

[heavy island]

summons died alot until i figured out that you can resummon em after a bit

[proud crow]

Ya it happens😂

You feel like u know everything but game tells u there is alot more

[worn wigeon]

you poor summer child

[heavy island]

now im tryna get into the caelid holy tower or wtv its called to activate radahns great rune

[proud crow]

Parkour

[heavy island]

but the boss 1 shots me with its fire attack so uh.. im gonna ahve fun w that

no summons around

[earnest knoll]

Level up your vigor asap!!

[heavy island]

difficult to get ahold of runes fr

[terse peak]

Has anyone heard about any news on the Tarnished edition? It’s been almost a year 💀💀💀

[whole walrus]

explore kill bosses

[proud crow]

Find sum ruin farms

[heavy island]

i sometimes forget that this is elden ring and not dark souls remastered/dark souls 3

[heavy island]

hu?

[proud crow]

There are ruin farms in the game

[silver oak]

Good, now I just need to figure out how to actually craft them

[nova matrix]

Steven universe is a top 1 anime

[worn wigeon]

dont do that

[heavy island]

uuhh.. shouldnt i avoid the use of farms until i beat the game atleast once?

[winged obsidian]

when I'm in a mid off and my opponent is SU

[proud crow]

Your choice

[heavy island]

this IS my first genuine playthrough afterall..

[terse peak]

There’s no rules

[heavy island]

well duh its not an actual rule

[wispy bison]

time to showa

[terse peak]

But I do like to avoid rune farms

[worn wigeon]

you might wanna look up the location of the cook book for it

[terse peak]

You didn’t let me finish bruh

[nova matrix]

The scriptures foretold of you

[minor radish]

Anyone know when nightrein is going to be on sale

[nova matrix]

Nope

[heavy island]

also i somehow missed the grace that the tree sentinel at the start of the game guards, so when i rested at said grace i got a note about teleportation for the first time (even tho i knew that was a thing from the start)

[winged obsidian]

prophecy is for cowards who wish for their lives and futures spoiled for them

[nova matrix]

"Sir this is a statistics course"

Mathemagical haruspexy

[winged obsidian]

that's not a word

[nova matrix]

Haruspexy?

[winged obsidian]

statistics? sounds like gibberish to me

[whole walrus]

farms dont help anyways

people get to lvl 300 and struggle on rennala which is an early game boss

[terse peak]

I mean if it’s ur first GENUINE playthrough why u here in the first place there’s hella spoilers here

[winged obsidian]

except when you're farming for that damn perfumer set

[whole walrus]

rune farming is different from item farming

[heavy island]

meh i dont explore this server too much

[nova matrix]

Remember to touch the beak of a toucan before item farming

[heavy island]

this is the onyl channel ive looked into

[winged obsidian]

eating bird feet makes you luckier

[worn wigeon]

Miyazaki's vision: eat feet to gain big buffs

[nova matrix]

Luck isnt real, it was left behind in ds3

[worn wigeon]

thank god

[nova matrix]

We operate on rngesus faith

[proud crow]

Exactly😂

[nova matrix]

You are either favored by toucan or you are not

[whole walrus]

its not bizarre to come here while on ur first playthrough

[nova matrix]

🦃

[manic crater]

Did someone with alb mask and a black knight outfit just get invaded

and we traded deaths. that was me 😄

[nova matrix]

Wildy pvp in action

Hit 'em with the dclaw special

[manic crater]

i wish there was a way to communicate, i just wanted them to kill me for varres quest. but i spent like 5 minutes emote spamming and hitting the air

[whole walrus]

you could just sever the connection

[proud crow]

Ofc

[manic crater]

oh, dont i have to win 3 of them for varre

[nova matrix]

Only do 3 of them

[whole walrus]

only invade 3 times doesnt matter if win or loss

[manic crater]

welp that makes it easier then, time to die

[nova matrix]

If it had to be a win I'd gatekeep people in liurnia so hard

[manic crater]

i finished great value hogwarts and got cold affinity, put it on my flameberge for a double status greatsword

bear witness

[nova matrix]

"Huh I thought you couldnt invade a solo host in elden ring, this'll be easy"

The unknowing taunters tongue victim

[manic crater]

can you invade a solo or is it always 2? I dont think i can take on 2 good players

i tried pvp like once in 2023

[nova matrix]

You can invade solo, but if you ever do you're cooked as hell

The only way it happens is if the host uses the taunters tongue to opt into it

Read; Only the mad, the damned, and the ones who clean house

Its going to be shenanigans every time

[winged obsidian]

if someone's using the taunters tongue you're about to get hit with the most insane bs you'll ever see

[nova matrix]

Either straight cheese or the pvper shuffle

[manic crater]

how many pvp regulars block against madness or sleep? Im guessing a lot

[winged obsidian]

elden ring pvp is an arms race where both sides try to employ the cheesiest strats they can

[manic crater]

i just know the instant health deletion effects are OP, but what about sleep/mad/death blight and rot

[whole walrus]

they really arent

oh misread

[nova matrix]

Sleep is mid
Madness is good if it procs, but its only on a few things
Deathblight is hard to proc
Rot just has them use bolus

[bold palm]

Buff rot fr

[whole walrus]

those have their own niche but arent widely used

[tender pulsar]

Just finished Ranni’s questline before even touching Altus Plateau

[manic crater]

Imma use rot breath, i cast that spell every morning when i kiss my gf

[nova matrix]

The main use for deathblight is fias mist to punish bloodhounds step spam

[whole walrus]

@terse peak Too many emojis.

[nova matrix]

Rot breath will cheese some people in invades

Very rarely duels

[barren terrace]

What are your guys' favorite status effects?

[terse peak]

I get by without them, all I need is my beloved Dragon Halberd 😤👆

[nova matrix]

Frost by far

I think its really funny to turn enemies albino

[craggy valley]

Hmm

[nova matrix]

Messmer snake when he has frost proc is a sight to behold

[barren terrace]

I love the Destined Death debuff personaly

[manic crater]

frost is apparently great for pve too, something about damage negation. like 20%?

[nova matrix]

Yea, boosts damage against them by 20%

[manic crater]

oh even better

[nova matrix]

So you proc it then go wild with damage

[terse peak]

Too bad there’s only a couple frost lightning stuff

[nova matrix]

Frost with danes footwork+dryleaf whirlwind is my pvp special

Vibe checks so many people

[manic crater]

i looted this thing called vykes war spear, might try that for pvp when i get my bell bearings for stones

[nova matrix]

That used to be decent for pvp, idk if still is

Great spears arent bad in general

[twin marlin]

^-^ excited for re9!

[manic crater]

i just hope the gore isnt toned down like in the trailers but maybe thats because its japanese versions being shown

[nova matrix]

If you like thrusty things, maybe look at colossal greatswords too

The crouch attack on them is a fat poke

Really snazzy for pvp

[manic crater]

do we keep everything on new game, like weapons we collected?

[nova matrix]

Everything except certain key items

[terse peak]

You keep everything including the trauma

[nova matrix]

You keep most all your bell bearings iirc

[terse peak]

Oh and some story items too ig

[manic crater]

ok good, i spent the last few hours farming hard caves for these bell bearings lol

[manic ice]

[nova matrix]

The main thing to do before ng+ is pop all the mausoleums for extra remembrances

[manic crater]

godrick's axe my beloved

[nova matrix]

You wont regain access to those until you progress the game again

[manic crater]

next game im probably going to go all intelligence and just laser everything

use that moon lady's sword

then comet everyone

[terse peak]

Honestly found intelligence builds more cumbersome than melee just cuz the setup is annoying

Unless you use night comet 😏😏😏

[manic crater]

pure heavy melee is good but i dont want to be seen as an unga bunga asmongold follower among my friends

[terse peak]

Quality is the way

[manic crater]

welp, im at church of elleh and i am paired with someone in prisoner class gear lol. Ill let them kill me

[junior wave]

Me and my brother are the same lvl and have the password the same and everything but for some reason we can’t join each other worlds but we use to, what can I do to fix it

[marsh tulip]

You have to be in an area with a boss that hasn't been killed yet, and have activated the summoning pool

[junior wave]

That didn’t work but idk much about the summoning pool

[terse peak]

This mechanic always confused me (the boss being killed part) idk what the motivation there was

[marsh tulip]

Ally is meant to help you beat the boss

[terse peak]

Yeah but sometimes I just wanna roll around with a buddy 😔

[marsh tulip]

Find the local summoning pool and turn it on

[marsh tulip]

Yeah you have to use duelists finger and spam bewitching charms on things you wanna fight together

[terse peak]

Oh haven’t tried this, does this turn off friendly fire?

[junior wave]

Can it be anyone or the one by a boss

[marsh tulip]

No it just means they can dmg stuff

[marsh tulip]

The one in the bosses area

Like for bayle you can activate the one at the very beginning by the cave where you fight the dragon man

[junior wave]

We’re on the 3rd boss in calid

Caelid I think

[hazy crane]

is the rupture flask divine bridge skip still possible?

[wispy bison]

meow meow meow meowwww

imma make osmething to dring

[pulsar drift]

Good morning evryone (or day,or night. Depending on timezone)

Acts 20:31-36

31. Therefore watch, remembering that for three years I did not cease night and day to admonish each one of you with tears.
32. And now I commend you to God and to the word of his grace, which is able to build you up and give you an inheritance among all those who are sanctified.
33. I have coveted no one's silver or gold or clothing;
34. You yourselves know that these hands have ministered to my needs and to those who were with me.
35. I have shown you all this, that by so toiling you must help the weak, and remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, “It is more blessed to give than to receive.”
36. And when he had said this, he knelt down and prayed with them all

[serene shell]

woah its you again

[manic crater]

LOL i just knocked some poor dude on his butt with the erdtree great arrow

i wonder how many people in pvp use bows

[tidal basin]

anyone down for valorant

[manic crater]

if god is so great then why aren't we all immortal like elves in lord of the rings

3000 years ago gandalf

[pulsar drift]

Bechause chaios would eruopt if emortalety we would have

[manic crater]

the only god i need is god-rick the shafted

i command thee KNEEL while I use the two fingers

[strong aurora]

In ds3 how do you get that guy out of the jail cell in the beginning of the game

[lost acorn]

qhat rank

[manic crater]

i dont know why but varre's voice actor is a cool kind of creepy. My lambkin, the two FINGAHS in the audience CHAMBAH

genuine question about lore - why did Mohg want to kill us when we approached him, weren't we supposed to be recruited by him and varre for the "dynasty" if we accepted his quest

[wispy bison]

if god uhh... uhh.. i forgor?

[serene shell]

You have the sweetest scream, my lambkin

[manic crater]

dear heavens at least clench your teeth or something..as he saws off your damn finger with no anesthetic

[polar hatch]

he injects your finger with cursed blood, it's under your fingernail. you can see it in the bloody finger's icon

[heavy tinsel]

Guh.

[thick void]

hey i remember you from long long time ago

[heavy tinsel]

Indeed. I'm still here.

Lurking, but here.

[thick void]

like a year
the guy who always puts dots in the end

[heavy tinsel]

You mean when I end my sentences with a period?

Yes, that's me.

[thick void]

yes, exactly.

[heavy tinsel]

You'd be very surprised by the amount of people who despise me for that alone.

[thick void]

[heavy tinsel]

Personally, I think it's funny.

[winged obsidian]

can't wait to return to guilty gear to get mixed by a trans girl maining Bridget

caveat, they buffed my girl Jack o

[knotty lintel]

Hate Bridget

[heavy tinsel]

I've never even played Guilty Gear, but I'd play that big guy. He looks like a grappler.

[shrewd steppe]

Is there anyway to get rid of the input delay on dodge roll, it’s acc dumb what is this artificial memory difficulty am I not allowed to react to things

[winged obsidian]

profile pic checks out

[knotty lintel]

potemkin
he’s evil I hate him

I don’t know if he’s still top 1 or not

[winged obsidian]

potempkin is nowhere near as big a demon as broly though so

[heavy tinsel]

Damn right it does. Lol

[winged obsidian]

that mf gave me nightmares in the peak dbfz days

[knotty lintel]

Whoever made garuda impact deserves the death penalty

[winged obsidian]

as a chipp main it's a headache

[heavy tinsel]

I really need to learn that game.

[knotty lintel]

100-0 matchup for both players

[winged obsidian]

it's in our favor overall but that's only if you play perfect

[outer sun]

Good morning everyone

[knotty lintel]

I am but a humble venom player

[winged obsidian]

it's so even solely for the psychological fear of buster

[knotty lintel]

And sol if I feel like being dumb

[winged obsidian]

I am an enemy of you and your people

[tall panther]

#media-and-links i feel like a bully

[winged obsidian]

sol is always fun to fight lol, they're so unga bunga the rounds are really explosive

[knotty lintel]

I don’t spam stinger if that makes you like me more

[winged obsidian]

no

it's his super I hate really

[knotty lintel]

Sol is one of the few characters i dont dislike fighting

[native tree]

Morning t, you sleep well?

[winged obsidian]

least favorite overall prolly gotta be ram

[knotty lintel]

Thats fair
I’ll always get caught by 2k 5d when blocking super </3

It’s basically pots super but worse

[winged obsidian]

then again I'm sure every time I get a knock down and tightrope people wanna strangle me

but imma keep doing it

zansei rougan into zansei rougan to catch mashing gotta be my favorite mix

[velvet yew]

hi

dead chat

[jade lichen]

Crazy

[celest remnant]

I'm not dead I'm poopin

:doroangry:

[kind quail]

logic!

[celest remnant]

hi

[kind quail]

how are you

[steep plover]

gm

[kind quail]

general motors

[steep plover]

how you doing pal

[velvet yew]

u have a point

[kind quail]

last minute studying for a chem test i have tmr that ive had weeks to study for

[manic crater]

Anyone know why i havent invaded in almost 40 min? First two times were like 60-90 seconds

[native tree]

Logic

[velvet yew]

why is my pc dying i am playing elden ring on 30-60 while the settings is in low but i play overwatch on 200-300 frames

[native tree]

Er is capped at 60

[arctic cloud]

Hi guys

Bye yall

[velvet yew]

why its capped at 60

[native tree]

No

[arctic cloud]

Cause its 2x better than bloodborne

Get it????

[native tree]

Idk😭

[velvet yew]

watch your mouth

[coarse blaze]

engine limitations

[velvet yew]

ohhhhh that is the reason

[native tree]

You da real engine limitation😭

[coarse blaze]

engine is built to only handle up to 60, over 60 messes with physics and unintended bugs

[atomic tapir]

ding ding ding engineuh caput

[native tree]

Red

[chrome forge]

“i almost finished the game at level 4”

wdym by almost 😭

[native tree]

Hi avar

[chrome forge]

hello yako

[atomic tapir]

hallo hallo

[chrome forge]

hi red

[native tree]

How are you both?

[frank egret]

Hlo

[atomic tapir]

wsg avari

[chrome forge]

evil

[atomic tapir]

hlo

[chrome forge]

hru

[native tree]

Could be better, tryna sleep but brain thinking not so happy thoughts

[velvet yew]

2-3 bosses and i i fisnish the game but my english is bad so writed 'almost'

[chrome forge]

no ur english is fine i just mean why did you flex an unfinished run

[chrome forge]

you have to breathe and chill out

[velvet yew]

cuz i want how good i am but i dont have the energy to finish it so i just writed almost

[low peak]

@chrome forge do you like bloodborne

[chrome forge]

casually it’s fine

[low peak]

What about non casually

[chrome forge]

unplayable garbage

[coarse blaze]

I hate automod

[chrome forge]

i’d even say ass but i like the atmosphere

[outer sun]

How's everyone

[coarse blaze]

you live in Britain bro the atmosphere is your neighborhood

[coarse blaze]

I'm fine, you?

[native tree]

Could be better, wbu

[low peak]

Only thing I somewhat like about bb

[chrome forge]

gascoigne and gehrman are cool

[hexed kernel]

pretty fine

[outer sun]

I'm alright, a bit exhausted taking a break from making a dough

[frank egret]

[rare latch]

[barren terrace]

Question- you can't stack more than 20% Destined Death health reduction correct?

[coarse blaze]

something like that

[native tree]

I see

[native tree]

[past gyro]

Good evening gentlemen

[past gyro]

Have you tried out the black knife paired with Maliketh's Black Blade also paired with the Black Blade Incantation? I think that's the most you can stack

[barren terrace]

Those ar ethe only sources yes

but IIRC You can only apply from 2 sources?

Or can you have one from all of them

[rare latch]

Sup yako

[native tree]

Nothing much. Tryna sleep earlier then last night, wbu?

[rare latch]

At work smh

[native tree]

Cooked

[silver mesa]

[outer sun]

Yes

[rare latch]

Ello

[swift siren]

should i continue my playthrough if i remember i completed the game but i missed a couple areas and i just got the dlc

[silver mesa]

Sup dean

[rare latch]

Yoo T wsg

[gray wraith]

isn’t ramadan that one elden ring boss that rides a tiny scrawny horse

[outer sun]

Get to the areas if you want then go to the dlc

[silver mesa]

😭

[outer sun]

Mocking a religion isn't funny.

[gray wraith]

i’m muslim bro nothing offensive about this

[swift siren]

ah alr cheers i only got 2 spots left

[outer sun]

It's mockery. You know better then since you're Muslim.

[hexed kernel]

for real

[gray wraith]

are u muslim 😭✌️

[outer sun]

That's good. Enjoy your run

[silver mesa]

Fr

[hexed kernel]

Fr

[outer sun]

I'm Persian half greek. So i know enough about islam.

[silver mesa]

Offended for the sake of being offended🥱

[hexed kernel]

fr

[gray wraith]

bro this bot can’t let me speak

[hexed kernel]

you can only type in 4 emojis max

[outer sun]

Did you send something.

[gray wraith]

i’m a muslim BORN i grew up MUSLIM

[gray wraith]

for reals man

[hexed kernel]

damn

[silver mesa]

I wouldn’t sink much time into it they a furry

[gray wraith]

i have practiced ramadan more than you

i appreciate the intent but you’re just a making a fuss

[outer sun]

You sure?

I'm pretty sure sunnis and shiats are close to each other.

[hexed kernel]

i love how this went from a joke about radahn to religious talk

[gray wraith]

ppl are being sensitive for no reason

it’s frying me who is this kid feeling like

[outer sun]

I'm not making a fuss nor offended. It's better to give the guy a heads up than a person coming here and reporting him to a mod

[silver mesa]

So mini modding

[outer sun]

Kid? I'm 30 with two kids son.

[gray wraith]

unfortunate

[silver mesa]

A furry with 2 kids interesting

[whole walrus]

is this really the place to hold this discussion

[outer sun]

If you told someone that this area is dangerous are you being a mini security or just giving a heads up?

[silver mesa]

Yes it’s general

[outer sun]

Right?!?!?

[gray wraith]

i made a radahn joke and someone took it to heart somehow 😭😭

[silver mesa]

This is discord not a dangerous area

[native tree]

This discusion is also best avoided

[silver mesa]

Nah it’s general

[outer sun]

He mocked a holy month so i just gave him a heads up to not mock religion

[whole walrus]

regardless its hardly the best place to be having this whole beef thingy going on here

mods gonna come and wreck havoc if yall keep goin

[atomic tapir]

I’ve got the snitch pre typed

I’m waiting to hip fire

[native tree]

Good job red

[pure moss]

What did I walk into lmaooo

[hexed kernel]

all he really did was joke about radahn and call him "ramadan"
maybe it could be considered offensive depending on who the mod is that deals with it

[south remnant]

im wondering the same

[silver mesa]

Considering he made a joke about his own religion

[atomic tapir]

I’m to believe shadow is overseeing Gen chat atm

So snitch has been holstered

[ruby ravine]

Anybody online pc, I need to invade 3 people to get to a rune farm

[atomic tapir]

@fickle needle there’s another Dovah

[rare latch]

Imagine

[hexed kernel]

don't farm runes
you don't really need to
explore more, go to dungeons and fight minibosses
if you are lazy and want runes fast then go ahead i won't stop

[atomic tapir]

You’d be surprised how much they lurk

[rare latch]

This is the moment they aint lol

[silver mesa]

Flip snails

[atomic tapir]

I got a message from Leon once just saying “good job in co op channel”

Broski didn’t even say a thing he just knew

[whole walrus]

and for the record rune farming doesnt really solve the issue of not being strong enough, theres enough bosses to kill for runes, focus on vigor and weapon level, people at like lvl 300 struggle with early game bosses since they never really learned how to fight them

[rare latch]

A stalker by nature ig

[atomic tapir]

Oh god someone said the no no words

Rne Frm

[whole walrus]

and also #community-help instead

[atomic tapir]

That’s not how I wanted that to look

[silver mesa]

Rune farm

[ruby ravine]

@whole walrus ty

[hexed kernel]

who needs vigor when you can just avoid damage by dodging altogether

[silver mesa]

Rune exploit

[whole walrus]

everyone who says that needs the vigor

[silver mesa]

Rune hack

[rare latch]

Albanuric eradication

[silver mesa]

If you can’t beat the game you just need to get better

Pro tip, don’t die

[hexed kernel]

ngl, the "overpowered" builds are just builds that require specific talismans, specific weapons, specific ashes of war and specific buffs

[whole walrus]

usually fgms gvow and some good talismans are enough

swap fgms if not fire/phys

[hexed kernel]

if you just play the game normally
it will be a fair challenge

[tired cloak]

Hello

[silver mesa]

Am I weird or sumthing bc I just pick a sword from the beginning of the game and just use that

[whole walrus]

no

[silver mesa]

No armor no nothing

[whole walrus]

nothing weird about it

[silver mesa]

Ok good

[whole walrus]

though its easy to wear armor, just dont be heavy load

[stark marten]

I cant stand some of the people of this community, I like invading people for 1v1s, yk so I emote and stuff real respctful, and they go along and their teammate(s) third party (I'm referring to the ones where they all gang up, some of them walk away since their teammate interfered, mad respect to them)

[silver mesa]

Didn’t know people were out here struggling so bad they wanna play the game on brain unplugged mode

[hexed kernel]

you don't need armor a whole lot in souls game honestly
just wear whatever is the drippiest

[whole walrus]

painfully optimistic

[silver mesa]

lol

[silver mesa]

Top hat

[outer sun]

Armour is quite useful

[south remnant]

+1

[silver mesa]

Then again I was at my buddies house and he was playing and it was painful watching him play

He’s genuinely so horrible at the game I’m not sure why he even plays 😭

[hexed kernel]

what did he do

[woeful dust]

at what point are you considered overleveled for caelid and/or radahn

[hexed kernel]

you can't be overleveled in elden ring
skill is a necessity

[silver mesa]

Brother has had the game for 4 months and is still stuck on morgot

[next mist]

Guys I updated my profile Elden ring is my fav game on there now bask in it nerds

[hexed kernel]

damn

[woeful dust]

well yeah skill has a lot of bearing but doesnt being overeleved make it easier?

[whole walrus]

not really

[winged obsidian]

how bad could he be

[hexed kernel]

i know a guy who was stuck in rennala at level 232

[next mist]

You can be level 200 if you suck you suck lmfao

[fleet forum]

bask in into buying me dark souls or elden dlc

[silver mesa]

I offered to beat him for him and he said no I got this

[whole walrus]

yes levels matter, but if you cant beat the boss then thats speaking to your desperate need to learn the boss

[next mist]

No u

[winged obsidian]

Morgott is pretty tough for a new player tbh

[woeful dust]

well yeah thats because they suck, my point is if i were to fight radahn at level 40 wouldnt it be a lot harder

[hexed kernel]

what was his vigor and weapon level

[next mist]

Morgott is the filter boss

[atomic tapir]

I’m not playing on ma phone

[native tree]

Lies

[next mist]

You either overcome or dump the game those are the only two outcomes

[winged obsidian]

he's honestly not that great at being one either unfortunately

[silver mesa]

I didn’t check

[hexed kernel]

morgott is unfortunately one of the easier bosses
he doesn't have a lot of HP

[winged obsidian]

how was he actually trying to beat him tho

[fleet forum]

its on sale rn pretty please

[next mist]

I'm aware. I've beaten all souls games so I know when a new player usually stops

[silver mesa]

He was just rushing him and playing aggro

[next mist]

It's at the first filter boss

[hexed kernel]

what is a filter boss

[next mist]

A filter boss is the first real challenge. They either win, or lose enough that the stop playing

[keen shore]

Hallo

[hexed kernel]

margit

[next mist]

It's a test to see if souls games are compatible with you

[atomic tapir]

Right foot creep oo

[next mist]

Yeah Margit sorry

[silver mesa]

Walking with that heat

[next mist]

I got the two mixed up

[winged obsidian]

like, mashing attack on him and blowing through his stamina?

[fleet forum]

i like ur hair

[covert marlin]

Always did

[silver mesa]

Yes

[next mist]

Too kind 🙏🏻❤️

[hexed kernel]

its disappointing how margit is a "filter boss" while morgott who is supposed to be a harder version is a pushover

[next mist]

I believe that's intentional

[winged obsidian]

ah yes the sekiro strat

[keen shore]

Wdym morgott is awesome

[next mist]

Supposed to remind the player how far they've come against a similar Moveset

[hexed kernel]

his HP is his downfall

[native tree]

Leon

[winged obsidian]

Morgott should've had 3 phases

[keen shore]

That's true ig

[fleet forum]

i wouldn't care 🥸

[winged obsidian]

if anyone deserves it it's him

[hexed kernel]

not really
they have done similar in ds3 and well,
champion gundyr is like way harder than iudex

[keen shore]

Should've had a bit more hp since he's alot more mobile too

[winged obsidian]

he's the tarnished's number 1 hater

[next mist]

But that's what I mean

[covert marlin]

Yako

[dim pawn]

@dim pawn

[native tree]

Hru

[wispy bison]

dude i was looking up stuff about grinding wheels and the ai overview said that grindign wheels are "consumable abrasive discs"

this is the first time ive ever seen something from real life be described as a consumable

[rare latch]

[keen shore]

Pinging yourself that's something

[next mist]

It's like, you know this boss's Moveset, but now you have to focus on refining the fight instead of learning and reacting

It's a reinforcing game mechanic

[dim pawn]

Lel

I wish I was Wylder

[covert marlin]

Preparing my shake and then yoga session, hbu

[next mist]

Gains 💪🏻

[atomic tapir]

2 shakes

[keen shore]

Yoga huh

[dim pawn]

Yoga at 2 am 🫰

[covert marlin]

Hollow cheeks summer >>>

[rare latch]

Make it 3

[next mist]

Woah yako where did you find that name text at the beginning and end of your name?

[native tree]

I see, what flavor, and have fun, ima sleep cuz it 2 am and i gotta get up at 9

[covert marlin]

Also double scoop and 10g of creatine for u?

[dim pawn]

Highkey wanna play NR rn

[covert marlin]

Always

[covert marlin]

8am

[winged obsidian]

morgott is always a fun fight

[native tree]

Just look up "font generater.cool" or sum

[covert marlin]

Yoooo midas, sure thinf

[rare latch]

Leon being healthy physically and doing mental torture on lol

[keen shore]

I never really liked it as its js boring for me

[dim pawn]

Nuh uh

[covert marlin]

Iced Coffee, first time I‘ve seen you considering to get more than 3 hours of sleep, wpwp

[native tree]

Nice, and i have considered getting more then 3 hours before😭

In here too😭

[rare latch]

Yako u getting no sleep also?

[lilac quartz]

Today should be my push ups day according to my flimsy "every other day" schedule
But I don't wanna, wah

[covert marlin]

I have a appointment at the end of the week w my therapist, it’s all about balance

[wispy bison]

youre all banned

[rare latch]

Toughen up bro

[covert marlin]

Healthminmaxing

[keen shore]

Go do your workout silly

[native tree]

Yeah, sadly

[rare latch]

Yeah balance is something I dont have in my life lmao

[native tree]

You got this

[rare latch]

My sleep is wrecked beyond fixing but gym tho

[covert marlin]

Not doing it for fun, doing it for peace and flexibility

[keen shore]

Sleep is essential for muscle

[rare latch]

Ill give u some proteins🐧

[keen shore]

Ah I see

[covert marlin]

Then go sleep

[native tree]

Fair, i sleep 8 hours, but feel tired as if i got 2,

[rare latch]

U dont say its just i get no sleep

[celest remnant]

Your free trial of "Doing well in life" has expired, please pay 500'000$ to continue this experience.

[rare latch]

8?? I get 5

[keen shore]

What even is your schedule?

[covert marlin]

Turn up some David Goggins and run 5 Miles

[keen shore]

5

[rare latch]

I run a relatively big buisness around here taking most of my time and other things

[native tree]

Im just saying a random number, it doesnt matter how long i sleep😭

[native tree]

I will now

[keen shore]

Ohhh I see I can understand my father does the same

[lilac quartz]

Is this about that video where this person wrecked themselves going cold into a David Goggins workout routine? 😭

[rare latch]

Nah whenever I sleep longer I wake up more tired thats also a problem

[lilac quartz]

I don't wanna wreck myself 😭

[rare latch]

W father

[native tree]

Ahh

[rare latch]

Think of the results

[covert marlin]

It‘s about someone who was not taking care of himself not knowing that he never pushed to his limits

WHO IS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGSSS

[keen shore]

Indeed and he wants me to be healthier than him since he doesn't get the time for gym so he is changing how his business operates js for me

[rare latch]

No one does it like David in this house

[lilac quartz]

A truck ideally 🚚

[covert marlin]

He did with his bare hands

[rare latch]

Consider his words lol bro knows something

[native tree]

Think the longer you sleep the longer your body is inactive and not moving which= more tired cuz brain sleeping longer

[lilac quartz]

When he could've put them in a truck? smh smh

[keen shore]

Yeah I do

[rare latch]

Either way am cooked

[covert marlin]

Leo today is the day u gonna download strava and go for atleast 5 miles

Pacing is not important

[native tree]

Same, but ima sleep now

[rare latch]

Gn bro

[covert marlin]

gn yakoo

[lilac quartz]

That's doable, have done walks like that before to get to the big shops, but it's kinda cold outside

Well, it's not the cold, it's the ice and snow

[covert marlin]

what the helly

[rare latch]

The ice is the real pain

[covert marlin]

Once u run its not cold anymore

[lilac quartz]

Slipping hazards be real

[rare latch]

Leo is in the same situation as me,goddamn snow

[lilac quartz]

Maybe I'll just do the push ups

[covert marlin]

Do 100 burpees at home

[rare latch]

Except here its 1 day sunny,2nd day raining,3 day snowing,and repeat

[rare latch]

Or this yes

[lilac quartz]

[covert marlin]

Push ups are not effective

Not for muscle growth or hypertrophic

[rare latch]

Its good to do them aswell just not efficient in the long run

[covert marlin]

Burpees on the other hand

Ye

[celest remnant]

Do burpies

[rare latch]

Yo logic

[lilac quartz]

I'm not going for muscle growth or hypertrophy, I'm going for push ups I have 10 push ups in my bingo card

[celest remnant]

Hi

[rare latch]

[lilac quartz]

I gotta start small and start with stuff I already know or the bar is too high

Can optimize later

[celest remnant]

Burpies are miserable but they'll offer you actual growth, once you practice em they aren't that bad, and require all the same equipment as pushups

[lilac quartz]

It's that or doing nothing

[celest remnant]

(namely none)

[rare latch]

I do need a gym bro,cmon leo

I got u

🐧

[lilac quartz]

I don't do gyms, bleh

[covert marlin]

[rare latch]

[lilac quartz]

Gimme a workout I can do with no equipment at all, in the peace of my own home, I'll be down for those

100 burpees y'all say?

[rare latch]

Ye

[celest remnant]

I dunno about 100, but I also dunno how much you actually move around

[rare latch]

The more the better

[lilac quartz]

"Move around", heh, what a novel concept

About that much

[hexed kernel]

guys why does every new player i know start with samurai?

[pallid cloud]

anime ig

[covert marlin]

Well said

[lilac quartz]

Time to start growing it is

[pallid cloud]

what are burpies?

[hexed kernel]

i am the only elden ring player who unironically started as a hero in my first playthrough

[covert marlin]

How old are u leo

[lilac quartz]

But first I need to figure out my lunch situation, my fridge is empty

[lilac quartz]

29

[pallid cloud]

im on my first play through and picked confessor

[hexed kernel]

based

[covert marlin]

That’s not even old, you’re like a teen

Gotta get it moving

[lilac quartz]

Am taking small steps to increase my amount of moving

[covert marlin]

I remember when someone in the gym was crying about the 100 burpees, he had to do another 100 so everyone shut their mouth

[lilac quartz]

I dunno when it happened exactly but I've completely forsaken elevators already (I live on the 3rd floor so it's no biggie, but still)

[covert marlin]

When what happened

Oh nah I‘m dumb

[lilac quartz]

The forsaking of the elevators

[covert marlin]

Ye

U can also run the stairs up and down for a solid 30 minutes to get warm

Get this blood flowing

[lilac quartz]

Run into neighbors and knock them down, it'll be fun

-# For me

[covert marlin]

If they wanna fighr u, they also need to run up and down the stairs

Win win situation

[pallid cloud]

is lordsworn greatsword a good weapon?

its been doing me good so far

[rare latch]

That's another way of training,fighting ur neighbors

[covert marlin]

My legs and pecs are way too sore from yesterday’s session

[lament wyvern]

Hello guys

[lilac quartz]

If it works for you then it's good

[lament wyvern]

How r u today?

[pallid cloud]

that makes sense

[rare latch]

Bored

[celest remnant]

I personally get my cardio by chasing joggers at the park at midnight on all fours while hooting and howling like a feral beast. This is a safe alternative to having to join a gym.

[lament wyvern]

Why?

[rare latch]

If it works it works bro

[covert marlin]

Playing league and eating dates all day is working for me but unfortunately that doesn’t equal it’s good

[rare latch]

Bcs im at work on a annoying weather

[low peak]

League is peak so it's okay

[celest remnant]

Ya know I've never tried a date but I heard the snickers hack works

[lilac quartz]

Playing League isn't good for anybody

[lament wyvern]

Ah i see

[celest remnant]

This is so true

[rare latch]

League and peak in the same sentence

[covert marlin]

Supportive community… I knew you were a kind person who looks after their circle

[rare latch]

Never knew I'd see this ever

[low peak]

💝it's like apple and mayonnaise or smth idk how the saying goes

[rare latch]

[covert marlin]

Actually it tastes better than normal snickers

[low peak]

Snickers do taste very bad I agree

[covert marlin]

Get the Medjool ones from Trader Joe‘s

[pallid cloud]

whats the ranni ending i was told i should try and get it?

[covert marlin]

Fair argument

[rare latch]

Marry the blue smurf

[pallid cloud]

did speaking in all caps get auto modded?

[rare latch]

I was gonna ask who pinged me

[rare latch]

Yea

[lilac quartz]

Yes

[pallid cloud]

was tryna say oh hell yeah

[elder robin]

ping

[rare latch]

Get out

[pallid cloud]

Eat him

[elder robin]

:(

[native tree]

Idk who "who" is

[rare latch]

[rare latch]

Its u

[native tree]

No its YOU

[rare latch]

NO

[static kestrel]

Whats better maliketh blade or his spll black blade