#general-discussion
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i mean i guess, but i feel like the frenzied worshippers should be an indication that something else is afoot
yall recommend me a chill game to play with controller i wanna relax and elden ring is not it now
im cooked

What if they beat it blindfolded?
stardew valley
Minecraft
Hi, I just bought Dark Souls 3. It'll be my first Souls game. I wanted to start with Elden Ring, but it's not on sale.
ninja gaiden II black
Animal crossing
good
my femboy roommate
ai slop
true
Only up
animal crossing is not on pc
hello everynyan
stardew
wait is stardew valley good
@whole walrus
Everyone* bucko
Luca how's the mask treating you
@mortal tide
im too broke for it
What?
what
Hm
bro clearly hasn't watched Nichijou
Non
play ninja gaiden II black
stardew valey is expensive
Minecraft
hola
its great , i love it
weren't you a cucumber
minecraft is ass on controller
nice Daioh reference
Only up is $5 i think
who
bro what
No
Hru
Play “chill” Elden ring
@nimble fable
Azumanga Daioh. The anime
only up is NOT chill
wait someone gift me only up
chillin like a villain
nevah heard of it
No
Only for inventory things
yeah
I see
It do be annoying for inventory tho
crafting and sorting chests and thing is really frustrating
Son
Father
ketchup
Theres tricks to make it easier, but it can get so involved
which one is the real only up? theres like a thousand

The one where you go up
Only up
bru
any1 got some marikas runes to spare? I'm sick of farming albinaurics
Farm birds the
lemme show you: #media-and-links
ok my b
Yeah it is
😨
I'm using waves of gold on albinaurics
The one by more moto games
what
it's just a meme scene
Yeah? If you’re tired of that go do the bird
no thank you, stranger danger
or: stop farming runes and play the game
Bronco
“Tom, souls elitist”
i never said play the game well
Just beat re2
I've done ng+, my friend just got randomly blessed with like 300 marikas runes so I'm a lil jelly
Rune farming wastes hours
Imagine mindless grinding instead of using runes bro playin eye of the tiger while he deletes Albinaurics
what do you guys think about Where Winds Met?
good free games?
True but let people do their stuff
ye idk personally i would rather just respec for builds than farm runes
Fun game
Epic battle fantasy 5, dota 2
Poopenfarten 6000
PUBG
rune farming is boring af, can get infinite respecs if u keep going through ng+
single player
And how do you get levels for those builds?
It’s simply telling them it’s a waste of time, they can continue to if they really wish
i kill the boss
if the 18 larval tears somehow run out first too
kier
Might give you one or two levels
Explore, do mini dungeons, fight field bosses
shhh mods will get u
meow
cenessax they mean
Night Runners Prologue is really good game if you like cars
kill another boss after that
Almost as if the point is that you gradually level up rather then grinding a bunch
ahhh of course
Also by exploring you find more gear, talismans, weapons etc.
limbus company ig
i want to make a better anti rune farm psa but i really really want to include ss of people asking for help at high levels to provide evidence
Well some people prefer being high level then level 150 fighting elden beast ng+
mwhat
yeah idk it just seems like a very boring way to play the game
Do it
game would be a lot less fun (imo) without the progression
sinister Palpatine voice
The only reason I end up rune farming is cause I switch builds after every boss
- depending on how early u start farming u may steamroll a bunch of content
I forgot what imo meant
So I want runes to buy smithing stones
Jill me
I Munch Onions
ye that's valid, not like u need a huge amount of runes to buy stones anyway
Jladly /jk
infinite respecs in ng would also be nice, but 18 is still plenty
hi guys, in what channel can i ask for support with a boss/summon? i have hand issues and i didnt struggle with any boss until the big cloaked dog 🙁
Maliketh?
#community-help-elden-ring for advice co op channels for someone to join u
okay fr now
can somebody pls explain what this mpreg emoji is supposed to mean here
No
pwetty pls
🫃
anyway
exactly
🫃🫄
birb and albinaurics
- gold tender horn/gold pickled fowl foot
and gold scarab talisman equipped
I know this 😭
@mortal tide what is the point tho
Hi
you hit the albinauric with a weapon or spell to kill it
The point of the needle is usually at the end of it
I will use giants hunt
hi chat
why are albanaurics the worst thing to ever exist
oh dear, this is the kind of trollette I find the most fascinating
the rl1 npc boss fight aow!
i need a collection of the messages i mentioned
What’s rl1?
Hey!
Attack
ill obviously censor the names
rune level 1, playing the game without levelling up
Yoyo
🪀
rune level 1, starting the game as wretch (level 1) and not leveling up your character
giant's hunt makes npc fights like fia's champs super free
🪀
Alot of things do
bridget
Too ez use only fists
Correct
noo my original joke was done before me, sad
Npc fights basically read as "bring a pvp cheese"
Son
<@&910556792730292286>
Welp
<@&910556792730292286>
Chat ban this foo
Loved fighting fia’s champs with midra’s sword
im so slow i cannot 😭
so many racists lately
I didn’t even bother I knew someone would be faster 😭
Sniped
lmao yeah i used that for the fight before the last dlc boss
jeez its so annoying
Sorted
hey jc
Handled
On Leda 😔
Thanks funk
Hi noni
ooooo who was first
deserved.
thank you Dully
theres always a speedster
jc or dain
my king
I love Leda
Frazzle
Everyone besides me I was drinking lol
good character, fight is painful
really??? couldn't tell holyfu
Me
Yeah, that shouldnt be too hard to get i think
Nuh uh
im just using a wooden stick for pain disguised as fun
Calm down
sigh how are you gonna get ur promotion and corruptly promote me to server owner
ok fine fight is good if you do all the quests
Tbf it was like three at the same time
Ansbach makes it easy
but if ur doing it without ansbach and thiollier it sucks
Slacking off fr
maybe you calm down first with the mpreg emojis, then we'll talk about me
lock in
True
Hi jc amd dain
It ain’t me
yo chat anyone tried where winds meet,I suppose ill give it a try since steam reviews are good and youtubers are also complimenting the game I just want to know if the 100gb download is worth it or not
lol
lmao, even
Yeah it's good
at first i thought that was the frosted flakes mascot
Check it
like sekiro good or decent
Its fun game
you started it, others just followed your petty trolling attempts
Sekiro has nothing to do with it
you know what
I have better hills to die on
idk it seems like the combat system is similar and the game theme too
bye
Hii
Or hill shaped things
Toodles
'you will eat our cereal, by force'
waterboarding but its milk and frosted flakes
What kind of milk
sounds like a simpsons episode
Hru
say that again...
Good you?
What kind of milk?
Are you already training for your cluedo match against may?
Easy I don't need to practice
The milk of human kindness
Im in
1.3 seconds
Indeed
@shrewd barn Let the games begin
milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk
The chaos space marine
You type like a lesbian
what a comment
Im in✌️
Firs playthrough and got to the maliketh arena any tips
Most of the server does
Kill the boss
Alr bet
bruh
jc boutta get rocked in cluedo
Thats good, im good, got cherry coke and may text someone in a bit
Are you tho? Aysah
That's nice enjoy
bi
Shut it lil bro
You're about to get smoked ma guy
the audacity to ignore my cluedo invites
I may
pass
mayhem joined in on the jc hazing 
Also hi may
hiiiiii
Bilingual, bipolar, bisexual, a bitsh?
Doubftul
why am i like this
jc has been refusing to play cluedo with me for months bc he's scared
flip 2 coins and see
I don't like you bro leave me alone
you do tho
Guess what (its not chicken butt, say what pretty please)
I hope I get head
commit and push to origin alr 
hmmm
Is that your McDonalds order
What makes you so sure I don't at all
Is it not clear already
already did 🔥
now delete the repo
What
it's ok it's a solo project, the only person that can get mad at me is me
yipeee -25% for my degree grade
Urgh I’m mad at you
yeah i go in there and order 86 files
idk maybe the 1000 messages in our dms
86 Filet-o-Fish?
devastating order
Brother it's all me hating on you
hmm close enough
UH HUH
You have 727 only smh
What a cute couple
MAN WITH NO CONTEXT 😭
God forbid
Brody got exposed
u wouldnt catch me dead dating JC
Thank god
it is my current 2nd most played game of all time
ok im going to the gym now bye
If we were the last people on the world
Thank god you’re alive then
i'll take the rock
Hope a dumbell falls on you
too many mods
thanks hope u have a great day xoxo
K
no mod discussion
I still gotta finish the game
its more like genshin, but good and has mmo elements
HAHAHA BYEE
there is no finishing wwm 😭
Yo who here got elden ring on ps5??
I meant getting all the trophies which is pretty much finishing it
😭 man i cant be bothered with trophies
Where does dmg come from in dlc
Scadu fragments and obv ur stats/weapon upgrades
I enjoyed it but it got quite repetetive in the end game also pvp was lame because everyone was spamming the same setup
But it had some good 60-80 hours in content
Your attacks
Drake and lil yachty understanding gif
the only thing keeping me going is my guild lol i wouldnt be around if i was only doing solo content, i look forward to guild wars every weekend
Hey
Is vro scared of the embed failure?
Renalla twin swords good for a heolstar build?
Yes.
so peak
are you not
Ziggy stardust >
I get them to pretty much experience everything possible from the games i play
Would you gameshare bro? I really wanna get into this
I am
True, the guild system was actualy pretty nice
David Bowie is so peak and hot
Do you have nightreign and Would you game share it?
wwm trophies dont let u experience any of the multiplayer parts tho
And I have er as a disk✌️
I love love David Bowie he is one of my favourite artists ever
I have many of his albums as vinyls and cds
I dont, i got mostly car games
i unlocked t6 inner way a week ago and the other 3 at t5
I don’t really care about multiplayer anyway
i need to watch labyrinth again
Me too. And he can have me whenever wherever and however
david bowie the goat
You collect stuff aswell? That's awesome what else do you have? ALSO HAHA REAL 😭
thats what i said until i put real effort into the multiplayer parts 😭
Facts
Oh dear I stopped playing it at like uhm I think we were level 55
I have like a metal poster in my room. Socks and an emo styled shirt of him
None of my friends play the games i do so i just don’t play multiplayer stuff
And a dog named after him
Ohh what band? Also peaakk I need a david bowie shirt or anything >
Emo styled Bowie shirt. Like the changesONE
its an mmo u play with online ppl 😭
You have a dog? Same me too a golden retriever
YES hell yeah
My gay uncles have a golden retriever my dog is uhh brown I forgot which race
theres a lot of cool myltuplayer only bosses and content
Aww that's so adorable! Also hahaha what does ur dog look like?
Like red wolf of radagon but brown
LMAO bros a husky fr
Idk but regardless that's so cute
He’s very angry right now. He’s mad at the snow
Does he not enjoy playing in the snow?
He usually does. Just angry at the snow
Hahaha playing with a grumpy face, iconic
I know

aw man
my dog is just a sleepy boy
But it’s less fun than with friends
I’m gonna piss and go home to play ER
Someone play l4d2 with me
See yall weirdos
Enjoy playing er later
i do not feel at all prepared to fight the other two white masks, mostly cause the area has giant crows in it which is terrifying
U dont know how to beat the crows at the mausoleum ?
You had like, the entirety of Caelid to learn their moves
no way someone blindfolded is making it through the pipes or down the tomb to the 3 fingers
no i ran past them like a coward
Serves you right
also lowkey havent spent a ton of time in caelid, just got a couple things at fort gael and went to redmane castle
freestyle what are you doing
meh
bro someone tped my house
no wae

Hru
I'm great, hbu
sry
blyat

wha
Tc btw
rush b
Sleepy
I recommend nap
How does it feel to cosplay a popsicle left in freezer from 2004
I just remembered I have a quiz tomorrow I'll start now 😂
Horrible 😭

Goodluck
We died 
I might be the only person to fail in d2
good luck king 
Hi dxvl
greetings policy, how art thou
this convo is too high level for me
I'm great. Hru
hii
Depth 2 in nightreign? I couldn't beat 1
good, went to the silverstone museum with my dad it was cool
neither could i
Thx

somehow picked the rainiest day this week to go on the motorways for the first time lol
What artist did you see
its a museum for motorsports, no artists
Ayy we're on the same track 
oh no embed failure
im new here
If i can do it anyone can
Oh nice nice
Can someone drop someone else runes?
yes
Holy crap really????
#how-to-access-trade-channels if you want someone to give you any
we're back on track even...
I’m super new lol
i snuck past the crows again and beat the other 2 war surgeons without getting spotted
this mask makes me look creepy lowkey
I would have left no one alive
Bathed in blood
Scadutree avatar explosion
i actually did get spotted by a crow once while leaving cause i ran psat it to grab the loot from the corpse it was eating, i then rode off on my horse and when i was somewhat far i thought "theres no way its still chasing me, right?" only to turn around and see it midair diving at me, it was horrifying
Birb behavior
Awful everdark
stepped in the club and was dead locked in a time machine going in cycles so I could learn the theory of everything..
Ayyyy
tried to dash out but nobody could hear me over the stereo madness
god now i gotta go do the worst tomb in this game
well not the worst but it was a royal pain in the ass
mgs vol2 yay
Very real
@proud bronze how was the demo for the new monster hunter? any good?
I’ve linked everything by the trade channels aren’t showing
Yo wsg
yo spider-man
#trading-gateway do this
Monster hunter stories looks so good
it does
I agree and nothing happens I’ve linked my ps5 on here
Irl?
why would a crow be dive bombing me irl
You have nomad role now, #playstation-trading-chat
Oh okay ic now thank you sorry
the game certainly tells you
he's malenia's twin brother yeah
Oooooh actually?
morgott has an entire voiceline dedicated to telling you theyre twins
ye

How much health is Elden beast supposed to have this mf doesn’t die
At least 10
Cave
don't
Cave?
Summon an ash and make sure if you land a crit hit it's always the ash in aggro
Fight bosses in caves
Kill bosses
Cave bosses
Cave
Bosses
Cave
Do they give a lot of runes?
Wait miquella is a guy?
True
He’s just a but feminine looking, and he’s like supposed to be young looking which adds to that
Dang
hunting down +5 stones rn and the wiki says "found on a corpse sitting by the edge of the water flowing down the siofra aquaduct" and i click on the picture and go there and i cant find the damn corpse
i give a lot of runes because im an elden ring zillionaire
Ofc you are 
hi jc hru
🔥
Hii Flame I'm great just showered how are you?
im right at where the map tells me it is and see no corpse
I can't complain, got tmr off of school so that's awesome, probably gonna check out the new monster hunter demo while waiting for a friend to get on
That's amazing I'm happy your weekend is longer also do lmk if the MH is nice! And enjoy :)
i need to stop procrastinating lowkey
I got reported for playing steamdeck on school while on break
Makes the 2 of us
My uni has a blocker for these things
need to study for an entomology midterm i have on wednesday
We need vpns lol
Yes I shall, it releases pretty soon so hopefully it's good I want smth to play (though I might(?) be out of town when it does)
Ouf good luck
My uni doesn't have one
I hope so too that would be nice and ouu sounds nice actually going out!
I'm literally out of class and in a long lunch break
Lol
A teacher told me that is prohibited and unprofessional and other students are being distracted
Guess where I am
At a f*****ng school park
Yes!
Yeah it's mainly so my sister can tour colleges but we're stopping by universal studios for a day so that's cool
Cool, I've got it installing rn so hopefully it's good (especially since it's $70 😭)
I mean it’s not out yet ye
Yooo universal studios I'm sure that's gonna be a lot of fun!! And good luck to her 
Yeah ik, if I really like it I'll probably get it because I really liked the last mh game
Did you play Monster Hunter stories 2
But I'll have to check how much money I have to spend since I'm kinda sorta unemployed and broke 
Elden beast is such a coward why this mf always running away


Nah, my first mh was on the 3DS I'm pretty sure, idr which game it was but I never picked the series back up again until wilds
You should play stories 2 
Would a ranged magic type build be better here since it’s hard to get close?
You can use torrent
Dain
Torrent sucks at dodging tho I just get laser beamed into oblivion
Man the new engine rules for F1 is nonsense
am jealous
tbh I didn't even know about these games until this one came out, I might check out 2 but I do have to be cautious not to spend too much since after all I probably won't get paid till end of the year as usual
WDYM
Use torrent to get to it
Elden Beast has a phys weakness
2 consecutive matches my own jgl fed my lane
That's not my opgg, look at the lose
Why do they have 50% electric engines for the new ones
That's basically 50% Formula E atp
So i suggest getting close with torrent and staying at his front
Formula 1 is dead
Bring back V10
oh F
Still jealous
im in a match currently so i just went from what i saw first lol
You sure? It seems like this mf has infinite health
focus on your game and not on discord
I wait on him for 2 minutes straight and he’s still at half health
He doesn’t. He really isn’t difficult. What weapon are you using
We'll be hearing a lot of complaints from drivers moving forward
Maliketh black blade
league of legends
Battery issues in F1 😭
He has a relatively high resistance to holy
I don’t suggest that weapon
The normal attacks arent holy tho are they?
Is it fully upgraded?
You should use the claymore
I lost all my faith in the moment where Lewis said "F2 is probably faster than us"
I suggest using Rykards blade as it can also heal you with the special. It’s best to try and stagger EB, so the Greatsword also works good
Any greatsword can do well
Blasphemous blade?
Don't listen to him use Claymore
Yes, but i only suggest it as a support for healing
Alr I’ll just try greatsword
Upgrade it to max, stay at his front
It’s +24 rn
At the beginning run in a curve to EBs back, hit him while he does the fire attack, then circle to his front. Most attacks will have difficulty reaching you. The big sword attack is only dangerous once he does the slam down, so thats when you’ll have to dodge. The sword slashes are a dodge, dodge, run and dodge rythm (same as Radagons hammer attack) whenever he does that little explosion circle thing, use torrent to run away, same for the homing stars. Whenever he does the spears run in a curve towards him. When he jumps up and does the three circles, turn around and run in that direction, jump over or roll through the circles, he will most likely spawn behind those circles aka where you ran to
Ok the greatsword is working way better but he’s still just running
let him come to you
I lowkey relied on tiche
Alr I’ll try this
Use torrent to cover distance if needed but he will be close often enough. I suggest being off torrent to better dodge everything
HAI hai hai haiiii :3
just be patient
EB will come closer, but you can easily come to him as well
Yeah I tried torrent but his sword beams annihilated me
For a second I thought that's physics
Don’t be too fast, don’t panic.
At this point, just join his world 
I suggest not using him anyway ngl
I’m just giving tips, it’s my favourite fight so i know it pretty well lmao
Why am getting Sri Lanka got talent in my Instagram feed
Clearly you have never fought infernum empress of light
whats the problem
whats ur problem green
Blue
I almost beat him bruh🙏
I support rgb on the color wheel
The guy who got the golden buzzer doesn't deserve it 💔 wait lemme show you
I'll send every video I get in your dms until you block me
Yo why does Elden beast have 150 poise AND run away all the time how are you supposed to stagger this dude
You don't
U don't play to stagger him
He's a fairly easy boss
Just kill him normally
Don't be greedy
Do you guys got some tips against the night cavalry
yeah just stay behind him if youre using a melee build
sup
Guys I'm new to this game.....can someone guide me😔
play blind
or use a youtube guide
Youtube guides are all superficial
then play blind or if youre stuck on something ask the community
Wrong server buddy
🐧
😭
also unrelated but w henry pfp
lmao thank you
Writing an in depth guide of ER is not easy, I would even argue it's quite nonsense to do so because chatting consumes so much time that you could theoretically use to figure it out yourself or watch a guide on YT. ER got created to be experienced, not to be studied (atleast when you only want to progress through the main game)
dont read allat
fair
Yap
ranga
good for you i guess or sorry to hear that
Wsg homie
What
nevermind
just wasting time around here and there,wbu bro
Every time i come here your talking bro
Jesus how much time do you have on your hands.
Chillin. Still sick ash so ain’t working today
Wasting time is my favourite thing to do
We can trade id take a few days off over work
🇱
Sounds good to me
I’m too busy to not work lmao
My entire life
Lol
The best life
Wsg chat
Hi red
I'm doing rookie numbers compared to some individuals in here
Lol
Legend isn't a real person
hii meep
Thats a pretty peak username
Is level 115 with 50 vigor good enough to fight Mogh?
Switch up is crazy
AI powered
Hiiiiiii
Get 60 vigor
Looks like the title for a peak Futuristic movie 🥹
Hruuu
Appreciate u
lmfao
😂
Watching guides on wave management and pathing decisions, hbu
Best jjk character btw
i trust u
Good luck
yes
WE GOT IT BOYS
Loll I'm just trying to find someone to help me kill godskin noble and rykard 💔 tis not going well
yurp #playstation-co-op
I’ll kill them
Yeah ik
Sleep pot
get to 60 vigor asap
I'm newer to the game sooooo I don't know how to get thou
Someone’s gotta help the community
get to 60 vigor asap
Please 🙏
I got 600 hours and don't as well lmao
serpent hunter and sleep pots
Lmaooo
This why you the goat
ranga came in clutch
How do I get sleep pots 💔
Aight head over to #playstation-co-op and will go from there
craft em
Such a gentlemen
look up how to craft them tho
Red4expert
craft em
look up how to craft them tho

Money talks, you know how it is, highest bidder, get's the role
Hello! Guys anyone can tell me, whitch build in elder ring are the best?
Wing of astel, very very strong? Maybe there is better?
i wish sleep pots existed in real life
-# 500 coming your way
Yesss
I have great news for you
wgat
Beer
knock urself out it works aswell
-# They'll go straight into the margarita fund
how do i do that
theres plenty of medicine out there to help you sleep
melatonin
rangatonin
fist+ ur jaw+ exact spot=sleep
but sleep pots wont have any side effects
true
reading can help you sleep
read solo leveling, that will put you right to sleep
Is anyone willing to trade for Nagakiba? I can trade any requested item in exchange
true and one piece
Whats up with this Elden beast star attack
Either rolling dodges every single one or I just die in less than a second
Exactly
Don't dodge, just dash, or ride torrent
So just run away?
elden ring
I can’t talk
mute people be like:
It won’t let me
how do u make the words small?
Doesn't have to be away
Do -# instead of #
-# dis
-# like that
-# uwu
-# thanks
-# h
no
-# no u
No you.
Hello Mario.
Wsg ry
anyone knows if dark souls 3 on pc ever go into the $12 range? Currently on special on steam for $25 at base game but its beyond my means.
thops
it wont
ffs, its annoying greed is a thing
Bloodborne might be the most overrated game oat
i would
sorry a game is worth money
i'd say Nioh. interesting concept but they make it unncessary hard, for the sake of being difficult to the point it draws out the enjoyment
nioh 2's suicide ninjas is a prime example
are you joking
Nioh was the hardest game I ever beat until today since I beat Khazan 🎊
clearly not
its about understanding mechanics
oh here we go, one of your kind again
🐐 🔥
@whole walrus
the enemies are easy enough to fly around when u have a basic grasp of what the TUTORIAL teaches you
check media
Nioh gets a lot easier once you start using sloth
Yeah its very tough. i mean i can understand its geared towards the asian market. but still. just at times it gets a bit much. From does the balance right, its tough but not artificial
but unfortunately I was not aware of sloth until after I beat it the first time
I should get Nioh 3 next
i'll have to check it out, can't remember how i played, i know the tonfas are devastating lol and gold summons are just amazing
Guys wtf does this assasin approach do
Silences footsteps
yeah but its not a game i'd get until i finish nioh 2 first, i heard nioh 3 is easier
I wonder why asians like hard games so much
yeah no clue. i mean look at mgs3 for example, there's an asian difficulty that means 1 hit kills you instantly
So assasin approach silences footsteps
And urg heal, jus heals you
So i don't have any offensive abilities yet?
man i got an invitation to volcano manor from rya and was still told by tanith that they "rarely recieve uninvited guests"
Prime Monster Hunter wasn't even fun it was just a nightmare
eventuallly got ported to the main game
You have your sword. You don’t start with any offensive spells, no
I see.....well i just reached limgrave, what's my next objective?
now where in the manor is patches
f yeah
finally over
I don't think I ever want to play something as hard as Khazan ever again lol, so I'm glad Nioh 3 seems to be a bit easier
Exploring limgrave
i would recommend googling farming souls, there's some excellent spots.
Do not listen to this my god.
i have mortal shell on epic, i gotta play it. its weird but unique
unless you want to do a low level run
I called my teammate a numbskull and they commended me for it
Your ragebait genuinely offends me
Negative reinforcement is positive reinforcement
I hated Mortal Shell honestly
just kill bosses
what is rage bait?
You have give or take 5 different routes you can take, do you want them all or do you want the easiest?
Newgen term for trolling
Im in for exploration....so all of em
Newgen as a term is a form of rage bait
Disgusting
My existence is a form of rage bait
I genuinely just cannot understand people like that
I think almost all of the souls-likes before Lies of P were pretty lackluster except for Nioh 1 and 2
Testosterone supplements on a fishing hook is rage bait
i'm not even trolling. trying to give them advice compared to what i did my first playthrough and its not recommended. the amount of times margit sent me into dust was ridiculous
Yeah you should start the game by grinding to level 200 obv
I see cave of knowledge on the map, should I go there first
optimal
just try to avoid the chest at Patches. it sends you to a very tough cave to get out of
It’s not at patches
Noooo man wtf I just went to cave of knowledge and I got sent to standards graveyard
The teleporting chest is in the lake ruins
one thing i will recommend however is get a 100% shield and later on when you better leveled, learn parrying
damn haven't played from scratch in a year so apologies if my memory is fuzzy
Yeah but tell me why do I get sent back to standard graveyard when I try going to cave of knowledge
Fair enough
Heading north is your first spot, there's gonna be a gold guy on a horse- he is not necessary but he's a good starting boss, if you go past there's ruins behind him that you wanna stop at, it's fairly essential. From there you have 5 different routes you can take
- North, up to Stormhill, then to Margit
- North, up past Stormhill to Liurnia, then to Renalla
- North-East, over to Caelid (big red, very dangerous) to Radahn
- In the same area as Renalla you can get purposefully trapped by someone to go to fight Rykard
- that mean guy with the white mask? Do his quest and then head North to Liurnia, you can go fight Mohg
ive played ds2 for all of 30 minutes and have come to the conclusion that its the worst game
finished the game a year or so ago and didnt play until the dlc came oput
That’s a shame
Damn big skissue
thats where you went wrong
Dont tell people this
yeah bc losing max hp every death and having now renewable healing is a skill issue
By definition yes
30mins? pff that's nothing to judge a game
no*
Wait no renewable healing? Did you not get flask?
You can also head south to go to the Weeping Peninsula, doesn't have any required bosses but it's a nice area that gives you a lot of cool items and potion buffs
You get infinite heals in ds2 you can buy
so you're getting hit and dying
nope, nothing skill issue. its just like any game, can't judge a game early on as most games starts off slow
i wonder if this could be related to skill
im at the first boss and i dont have a flask
how do i get the kill contract from patches in volcano manor?
😭 😭 😭

is it in majula?
Have you been levelling?
Shot through the heart and ur to blame
bc why is that possibly a thing you can miss?
Yeah but tell me why do I get sent back to standard graveyard when I try going to cave of knowledge
How tf have you managed this lol
dont have an oppurtunity to or have any damn souls
Darling you give love a bad name
Talk to all the npcs in majula and explore it fully
You have managed to run past the firekeeper, well done
yeah id rather just play another souls game
how did you start ds2 without speaking to the maiden that gives the flask? you need to take it slower and speak to npcs
thats your own fault for giving up 30mins in
i dont give a damn
Theres two covenants, 2 merchants, your flask, a flask upgrade, binoculars, and the ability to level up
Also 4 different routes to take
Only two will be accessible to you however
hi kier
I have never heard someone achieve this before
Calm down buddy
neither do we, skill issue to the max
i talked to one person who had a locked door and then one at the monolith
neither had anything of value
So yeah you ran past the firekeeper 😭
Heyaa
how? i didnt even see anyone else>
lol how on earth do they even do that
i wonder what they're doing
i didnt see anyone else thats how
The one with the door is the blacksmith you unlock with a key from a merchant in forest of fallen giants
The monolith dude is just depressed
The designated depresso espresso npc
Is this shin megami metaphor
Probably waiting, idk, just give me the vibe
There’s also a merchant in a house
You'll miss out, but probably not on too much since it's DS2 lol
Wait time
P3 reload
yeah that
Ohhh
interesting theory...
is this real...
You can tell it’s not metaphor cause it doesn’t have a cool UI
need to get like 3 more smithing stone 6s before i can get my weapon to a stronger level
Also make sure you hit the rock at the well, it gives you the shard to upgrade flask so you start with two charges
the game f.e.a.r extraction point is so creepy, years later and its still creepy lol
wrong! persona ui is always good
Why tf is this true sentinel attacking me
what about the fake sentinel
avoid him, you can't defeat him yet
well you can if you a masochist lol
do yall think the fallingstar beast field boss in altus would be more or less difficult than the full grown fallingstar beast?
oh i hate those things
Those who wylder ultimate
Hey btw when i select character, character A is man and B is girl right
or people who are just stubborn
yeah, usually it says gender. i gotta do a female playthrough
Nothing changes besides ranni being a lesbian relationship now
We can increase the size of the girl's chest?
You get some small armor alterations but negligible
best ending btw (with the sole exception of the frenzied flame of course)
my character looked like shayne topp what happened 😭
why is sekiro so harder than other souls games 😭
it isnt?
my mimic tear is useless i really need to upgrade it
its like the easiest one
i was stuck against genichiro for 6 hrs straigjt
Because you have dark souls habits
learn the sole mechanic and its incredibly easy
This happens alot, souls vets have harder time than fresh to fromsoft with sekiro
You have to undo your dark souls habits and embrace ape gaming
Simply win your battles
i finished eldn with platinum then i headed to sekiro expecting it to be easy only to get clapped by genichiro way of tomoe
Why’s the radagon run back so long
as is the way of the ashina
whyishetrue
Someone needs to fix that
he's not too bad just trial and error
evil is here
To make you lose weight as part of the Healthy Lands initiative
...
Evil been here
This isnt a joke
Ahhhh. True
Switch your brain off and just engage
i simply do not see the firekeeper, ive been around all of majula
ublind
One of the npcs straight up quotes you this, simply win your battles
but ngl the fighting mechanic of sekiro is goated
gee i wonder who this npc could be
She's in green and might be by the coastline
alright
She'll be near the fire because ofc
quote this
oh
She shifts between 3-4 different locations by it including one where she sits on a rock and dangles her feet back and forth like a toddler
i found her

i fought a boss named the butterfly of mirage or smth it cooked me and when it kills me it says im still just a puppy
give to lady
Yap through her dialogue and she should give you the option
lady butterfly?
i think idk
May need to talk to her a couple times
yeah lol
Use your shurikens
They bop her out of midair
i cant believe i just learned the fallingstar beasts moveset mid battle and actually won
what shurikens? my guy i play with skill only
Thats your issue
lady butterfly was hard my first playthrough and then i did her in one attempt on a brand ng run
i didnt know they were a thing🥀
based
Prothetic tools are a great asset for you
theyre also cool to use
Every boss is weak to one or the other and you weave it into your combat
but i never use them bc deflecting normally is more fun
idrk what those are ngl so i only use necessary stuff
how does hewg smith on the star fists to make them stronger
Batman tool belt except one of them is an axe
Be batman
alr bro this might be worse than me not finding the firekeeper
and a poison knife 😱
Really sekiro is just batman with a katana and no arm
what is the firekeeper🥀
so uhh how to i regain my lost health
have you ever played a dark souls game
Use an effigy, you probably have on in your inventory somewhere
ohh is it bc im hollow