general-discussion

[fickle needle]

GET THIS MATH OUT OF MY FACEEEE

HEEELP

[odd harness]

yeah but i’m doing a martial run with both and i’m thinking of the possibilities

[sick storm]

at least it's more forgiving that the old games, i've been running through ds3 with a friend recently, i've died so many times to fall damage

[worn wigeon]

its genuinly 9th grade math, you got that

[sick storm]

how about some light cryptography instead?

[odd harness]

perhaps even a bleed build with lords and blade of mercy with palm strike? When you get both procced you just nuke the boss

[hot dome]

im having this issue on payday 2

[worn wigeon]

what the freak

[hot dome]

greatly misjudging the height of many falls

[sick storm]

i love cs so much

half of my lectures look like that

and the other half looks like this

[sick storm]

nr made it even worse for me

[hot dome]

makes sense

[sick storm]

i keep trying to surge sprint

Do
g

[pliant sequoia]

Idk what this means but hors
e

[hot dome]

Hors
e

[sick storm]

nightmare nightmare nightmare

please don't show me actual science

[covert marlin]

cryptography 🫡 🔥

[quaint bobcat]

the palm blast bullet actually carries reduced status buildup, blood would not be a good choice. go for heavy

[fickle needle]

Do not push your luck

[worn wigeon]

chem!!!!

[sick storm]

computer science IS real science

definitely not a lie pushed by Big Computer

[odd harness]

hmm thank you for enlightening me, love your pfp by the way

[quaint bobcat]

yours too very unique

[sick storm]

Umamusum
e

[covert marlin]

W

[odd harness]

yeah i think rotten sword insignia the best bet there then? maybe axetalisman might not be too bad

[harsh wharf]

You're not real
I'm hallucinating you
Seeing double

[hot dome]

cant lie when I saw this dude in chat earlier I thought it was you

[quaint bobcat]

no bullets dont generate accumuval so youd be getting no multihit, and axe talisman only buffs the charged heavy moveset attacks, not skills where youd use godfrey icon

shard of alexander + godfrey icon + blade of mercy + a flex like dragoncrest greatshield

[covert marlin]

That just shows what alcohol does to sugar no?

[hot dome]

oh em gee something I actually recognize

[worn wigeon]

that doesnt look terrible

[sick storm]

no read the remark

[tardy kernel]

buh

[hot dome]

I remember looking at this in cs in secondary school but thats about it

[hot dome]

yeah ive seen that before lol its funny

[sullen sedge]

I hate this Tom guy

[odd harness]

no no i kmow this, but since that roll attack is so quick and you don’t need to really commit i feel like i could possibly pull off a palm blast?

[sick storm]

i ignore ONE dm

[worn wigeon]

"so they never say a real tree" im crin

[tardy kernel]

u get ha in palm blast anyway

[odd harness]

i know that ace talisman won’t do anything and i’m thinking of the physics too

[sullen sedge]

@quaint bobcat you smell

[tardy kernel]

speed doesnt matter much

[tardy kernel]

me next

[covert marlin]

@quaint bobcat you don't smell

[sullen sedge]

He smells, trust

[odd harness]

because i’ll use opaline for bulk right, then use either successives or charged for the next slot

[quaint bobcat]

yeah palm blast has 700 effective poise through hyperarmor anyways

[quaint bobcat]

[sick storm]

u say this and still play 400 hours of ds3 per day

[quaint bobcat]

hi tia been a while

[odd harness]

fr?? damn maybe i should only build off. of it then

[sullen sedge]

Womp womp

[quaint bobcat]

[odd harness]

thoughr it was MUCH lower

[sick storm]

we finish ds3 today correct?

[sullen sedge]

Hi gamer!!

[sullen sedge]

Yeah, what time? I'm gonna sleep until then

[sick storm]

uhhh i get home at like 7 my time

[quaint bobcat]

nah active isnoneffectivecorrectionformin hyperarmor has much higher poise values since the minimum poise multiplier is multiplied by 10x for pvp or menu values

[sullen sedge]

Works

[sick storm]

peak

[odd harness]

ahh i see i see thank you! i didn’t know these

[quaint bobcat]

ye you can check with fde, if a hyperarmor event uses isnoneffectivecorrectionformin 1 it doesnt use your armour poise and generally has a higher value https://er-frame-data.nyasu.business/

[fickle needle]

@halcyon kernel

[stable silo]

how do i up my poise damage on my rl1 run and no armour

[tardy kernel]

cragblade on a weapon

[quaint bobcat]

use better attacks

[stable silo]

i already got it

[quaint bobcat]

on better weapons

[tardy kernel]

what weapon is it

[stable silo]

i do 33 poise dmg on starfist

[teal geode]

AUIGYUGHGHH

[tardy kernel]

you dont need any more then lol

[quaint bobcat]

if you just want poise damage theres cragblade like shnrai said, the stonebarb cracked tear and stormhawk deenh

[stable silo]

i do tho 😞

[tardy kernel]

u have some of if not the highest pdps in the game

[fickle needle]

Shhh we got this calm down

we can do helldiver today perhaps

[stable silo]

ok well thanks

[tardy kernel]

add stonebarbed tear if u rlly want more
spiked/thorny/opaline bubble are better options tho

[earnest knoll]

If you haven’t beaten every souls game in Ng+7 while blindfolded and amputated you have a skill issue

[stable silo]

Ok Thank You

[hot dome]

you let yourself hear the game? so you just wanted to play on easy mode then huh

[raven canopy]

Does anyone know Ware I can get somber smithing stone 1 and 4?

[sullen sedge]

If you play souls games you have a skill issue

[tardy kernel]

somber bell bearing 1 and 2

@quaint bobcat can u post the thing

[earnest knoll]

Is PCR overrated?

[tardy kernel]

yes

[quaint bobcat]

guh why is it all the way at the top of his guide

[earnest knoll]

Is dark souls 2 overhated?

[tardy kernel]

yes

still stinks

[raven canopy]

Thank you

[drowsy cedar]

I am correct

[tardy kernel]

ur not

[earnest knoll]

Is Malenia a fraud Just cuz Radahn lost?

[fickle needle]

wot

[timber terrace]

AAA

[stable silo]

how fast does the enemy poise damage go down

[tardy kernel]

depends on the enemy

[strange matrix]

does howl of shabiri and rallying standard work together

[tardy kernel]

each has different poise regen

[tardy kernel]

yes

[tardy kernel]

what are you fighting rn

[stable silo]

maliketh

[tardy kernel]

6.145s regen delay

[stable silo]

Oh Ok Thanks

[strange matrix]

how does one find out that fast

[stable silo]

[strange matrix]

is it stored into your brain storage

[tardy kernel]

pve sheet

ER - PvE Health/Defense/DmgNeg/Resistances/Drops/Flags

[strange matrix]

can you give it rq

[tardy kernel]

cant link bc no perm but thats the info it includes

@quaint bobcat

[quaint bobcat]

cant you link the pve sheet guide

[tardy kernel]

i dont have perms

[quaint bobcat]

or does it need a bump

no like the guide channel

[tardy kernel]

oh its in guides?

[quaint bobcat]

ye

[tardy kernel]

ion see it

[quaint bobcat]

ill bump

[tardy kernel]

or i dont follow it

[quaint bobcat]

bum

try now

[tardy kernel]

#1399802283100868749

wtf fortissax has 700 effective poise😭

[quaint bobcat]

ye poise mults are crazy

lot of the dragons have them

[meager forum]

damn u guys have everything

[wispy bison]

Crazy how the only ancient dragon ive ever staggered was placi

[quaint bobcat]

gotta keep them sheets 🙂‍↕️

[tardy kernel]

placi has no multi

[quaint bobcat]

damn this didnt even include the ones for nr

[tardy kernel]

just a high 160 poise

[meager forum]

helppp😭

[covert marlin]

hii shnrai

[tardy kernel]

where do u have them oganised like that

[quaint bobcat]

bookmarks lol

[tardy kernel]

hi leon

[sick storm]

fire

i miss pre nerf fotr

[tardy kernel]

make sense...

[covert marlin]

It's a roll simulator and p2 is erm just flashbangs in your face

[meager forum]

kirby got bookmarks

[wispy bison]

How do you realistically stagger fortissax

[quaint bobcat]

dont use an upgraded weapon

[wispy bison]

Sob

[teal geode]

hit the head

[quaint bobcat]

if the build isnt optimised for damage you should be able to do it just fine with smth like wing of astel

[sick storm]

so basically

u buy a physical copy of the game

u don't update it before u play

[teal geode]

unless u hit the head

[sick storm]

u get the 'flame of the redmanes' ash of war

[tardy kernel]

is the multiplier 1 on the head

[teal geode]

should be

[tardy kernel]

i dont see anything abt it on the sheet

oh wait is part 1 the head

[quaint bobcat]

only damage multipliers are listed in the pve sheet

[teal geode]

should be in the enemy "part" damage multiplier

doesnt state much about poise dmg but you can reliably break ancient dragons by smacking them in the head

[tardy kernel]

fair enough

[quaint bobcat]

just means it can be headshot

which i dont think normally increases poise damage just damage

bigger enemies probably just have a part there that can recieve more poise damage

[tardy kernel]

prolly

[wispy bison]

how do u realistically hit the head

you cant even lock on to that

[tardy kernel]

it hangs after a few attacks i assume

[wispy bison]

always pmo

[teal geode]

u can

[sly prism]

.

[wispy bison]

no

[harsh wharf]

Oh my got new amphibious vehicle in delta force
Pause my madness this needs attention

[teal geode]

yes you can

[harsh wharf]

Time for a taste test

[teal geode]

there are a bunch of ways to fight forti while focusing mostly on the head

[night oyster]

yes

[fickle needle]

spells, arrows, skills ig

[wispy bison]

not on ancient dragons no

[fickle needle]

-# dw this guy knows er like the back of his hand

[unique fog]

family heads

[fickle needle]

wax

[teal geode]

you can

I fought them multiple times

[wispy bison]

stop gaslighting me

[unique fog]

nuh uh

[unique fog]

yello

[fickle needle]

whatchu doingo

[unique fog]

fpv sim

[fickle needle]

wth is fpv

oh

nvm

[unique fog]

first person view

[teal geode]

3:40

https://youtu.be/iGc7KcxgE7M?si=tP8xmp6q5dHekuwR

[fickle needle]

Best is getting ragebaited help

[wispy bison]

this is ai

[narrow orbit]

[fickle needle]

wrong

because I'm ai

I'm not real

[tardy kernel]

does anyone know how much poise damage that tracking lightning is doing

[topaz holly]

What speech did you have to give?

[teal geode]

at least 1

[tardy kernel]

hot take

[narrow orbit]

Noooo

[small girder]

yo

[topaz holly]

https://tenor.com/view/sneak-hit-cute-funny-cat-gif-14773410

[fickle needle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-punching-3

[topaz holly]

OUCH

[surreal jungle]

fr

[fickle needle]

hehe

cat punch

[wooden radish]

How do I do the the counter attack thing with royal knights resolve and the backhanded blade

[smoky junco]

Anyone know a good ash of war to put on the venomous fang

[weary cave]

I always love using blood hounds step

[small girder]

as a fresh player going in blind for the first time im gonna ask what that is

[smoky junco]

I also want to put a good ailment on it

[fickle needle]

#builds

[smoky junco]

Do you know what quickstep is?

[fickle needle]

and for normal questions you can try out #community-help

[weary cave]

It's an enhanced version of quick step where you disappear behind them

Or wherever you point yourself in

I use beast claws with bleed/frost and blood Hounds Step

[small girder]

never heard of it my friend told me to go into a sewer at the leyndell place and i been down here and now im finding out theres sum called the frenzied flame btw whats the most evil ending i can justify

[tardy kernel]

cragblade/endure

[jaunty sand]

Ig spam his head with enchanted shot

[weary cave]

Wanna play later?

[small girder]

cause from what im seeing this world is kinda evil

[small girder]

im xbox

[weary cave]

Can't ps5 and Xbox play

[small girder]

idk

[tardy kernel]

no

[gray wraith]

Hii, someone can help me in the dlc?

[small girder]

so yeeee whats the most evil ending in the game

i wanna try and justify my acts by saying it was gon happen anyway

[hexed kernel]

frenzied flame

[small girder]

i never thought the day would come where my friend wanting me to struggle would lead to me reaching what i wanted

[chrome roost]

Just got waifu Rannis wedding gonna go find my tsundere queen

[small girder]

i just got hugged by a weird hand and now im burnt

[high mortar]

Howdy

[high mortar]

Go to co-op channels

[rose bone]

herro

[ember quarry]

why cant i join vs

[tardy kernel]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[halcyon kernel]

Surely not

You jest

[fickle needle]

well

we're screwed

so yeah

[hearty zenith]

I've been drawing for 3 hours and I still feel I'll get 0

[hot dome]

you mean 100

[hearty zenith]

🙁

[hot dome]

what you drawing

[hearty zenith]

Wait lemme send you in dms

[tacit lynx]

Can yall suggest me some cool weapons I still got the bloodhound fang

[weary nymph]

Backhand blade

[native stream]

Some morning motivation thingiemajig

[quaint pendant]

where are you in the game right now ?

[topaz holly]

Sounds like a pain to have to do that

Hope it wasn’t too bad

[native stream]

It went fine yeah

The staff quite liked the topic I chose

[topaz holly]

What was said topic?

[hearty zenith]

What about the students

[native stream]

Difficulty; More specifically how something being difficult doesn't mean you can't do it, because you've done difficult things before

[hearty zenith]

Damn , I got motivated

[drifting sleet]

Guys im gonna do my 2nd elden ring playthrough last time i did a bleed dual katana build what should i do now?

[drowsy cedar]

fist build

[drifting sleet]

Bruh

Nah

[drowsy cedar]

yes

[drifting sleet]

No, something else

[drowsy cedar]

bare fist

[drifting sleet]

Nah

[topaz holly]

That does sound like quite the motivational topic

[drowsy cedar]

wow

[topaz holly]

Was the whole thing graded?

[drowsy cedar]

i see how it is

[drowsy cedar]

yeah i graded it

[topaz holly]

https://tenor.com/view/sneak-hit-cute-funny-cat-gif-14773410

[drifting sleet]

I aint doin a bare fists build tell me like whether i should do a strength build or magic or faith or whatever

[native stream]

Nah just prefect formalities

[native stream]

#1396542476965249159 then spin a wheel with all of elden ring's weapon classes

[tacit lynx]

I beat morgott and the fire giant now

[coral linden]

Guys let's

[tacit lynx]

Im at some crazy flying city or so

[native stream]

Eat people!

[spark vine]

Faith

[coral linden]

Devour the very gawwwds!!

[native stream]

Nah I'm starting with you

[coral linden]

I am not people, I am a weapon

[native stream]

You have a person's name in your name close enough

[coral linden]

zoinks

[drifting sleet]

Alr

Faith it is

[weary cave]

Is there a chat where we can post videos of gameplay?

[manic stream]

Hellooo

[quaint pendant]

get a good old blasphemous blade, Faith/Strength build, generally fun after BHF

[sick storm]

why would u do something difficult when u can just go to mohgwyn palace and get rune

[tardy kernel]

#media-and-links

#community-help if u have questions abt the gameplay ur posting

[native stream]

its pure faith after requirement

[tardy kernel]

and it isnt fun

[native stream]

we do no roll we can't talk about fun

[tardy kernel]

im tempted to script friede shes boring

[native stream]

I'd do it to be honest

I'm likely gonna script NK too

[tardy kernel]

i js want to fight dp and gael tbh

[native stream]

Wb Midir

[tardy kernel]

mid boss

mid ir

[sick storm]

mid but also easy

[tardy kernel]

yh it will be a fast kill

[gray wraith]

Why is there no Bathroom in the Roundtable?

[tardy kernel]

have u not seen dung eaters room

[gray wraith]

How are the npc's doing it then

[gray wraith]

Wait,

So dung eater is there.. to eat.. it?

[small girder]

Wh-

[dapper nimbus]

yeah

[gray wraith]

Thats seems about right

[quaint pendant]

is it ? am i unc ?

[tardy kernel]

the aow scales purely with faith

[quaint pendant]

daim i'm washed, i used to know the game

got tricked by nightreign

[native stream]

even if you were aiming for AR with blas blade you'd actually want faith/quality

[violet heath]

as much as I love the variety of enemies you get in Elden RIng

I kinda wonder how much of a difference there actually is between a lot of them

like, mechanically

whats really all that different between a leyndell knight and a redmane

[tardy kernel]

lightning and fire

[violet heath]

more damage? different weapon?

[kind mountain]

Ranga

[quaint pendant]

5 fallingstar beasts upon ye

[violet heath]

is ranga here?

[violet heath]

I love the fallingstar beast

[kind mountain]

He’s always here

[violet heath]

egad

[kind mountain]

Only if you believe

[spark vine]

Different cool helmet, very important mechanically

[violet heath]

@atomic tapir is that true

[kind mountain]

Uhh

[native stream]

The skills, arrows and guard boost of their shields

[quaint pendant]

i like it but there are too many repeating bosses in the game

[violet heath]

there are only like, 2 fallingstar beasts aren't there?

but you're right there are a lot of repeats

[sick storm]

i love this camp i love this camp i love this camp

[native stream]

Leyndell Knights using lightning slash (sword) and lightning strike (spear), and lightning greatarrows
Redmane Knights use Lion's Claw (sword) and Flame of the Redmane's (spear), and gravity arrows (they also have access to the rain of arrows skill)

[sick storm]

i wanna say 3 normal 1 fullgrown

[violet heath]

the one boss they should have really had more of was Radagon

I really wish they'd had more Radagon

[spark vine]

I wish we got more Solider of Godrick

[hazy sand]

I/

[spark vine]

He really set the tone for the game

[hazy sand]

I/

Omg I can't type holy

o/

[native stream]

checked sheet ye

[strange matrix]

i was so loud holy

[jaunty sand]

o/

[hot dome]

o/

[sick storm]

so glad i can retain all this useless er info and forget half of my degree 2 seconds after i finish an exam

[violet heath]

you

I need your help with those statblocks i'm making

[hot dome]

me with items in the binding of isaac

[quaint pendant]

one in geilmir, one in DLC near shaman village, one in a tunnel near caleid, and the 300 i killed in nightreign's crater

[unborn radish]

greatsword or radahn's sword against fire giant?

[native stream]

sure

[sick storm]

i love the rain of arrows skill! i love the redmane knight fire camp!

[quaint pendant]

20 minutes later second cirlcle closing in and you got 12 runes and a blue longbow

[sick storm]

nah just gotta know the tech

ironeye ult can knock him off the tower by hitting him through the wall, duchess can invis, climb and backstab him off the tower etc etc

[quaint pendant]

i throw the archer off the tower, but it's more worth to go for field bosses / farm mid castle

[sick storm]

camp is still a skip unless it's night invaders tho

[quaint pendant]

yeah

i dont even do night invaders, i dont get why ppl switched from evergaols to it, is it bc gaols are harder in DON ?

[tacit lynx]

Is morgotts cursed sword good too? It looks cool alright

[sick storm]

invaders are quicker, higher buff per invader kill, doing invaders as ur 1st/2nd poi means u have a +2 weapon that u can use without any level requirement very early

oh also no gaols on great hollow, hollow does kinda suck for invaders tho

[quaint pendant]

looks really cool but idk if it's that great of a weapon

[quaint pendant]

oh i didnt know the buff was better, but you dont get invaders every games tho ?

[native stream]

Its pretty good, nothing broken but its good

[quaint pendant]

great hollow HP regen towers with 2 night's cav will make me throw my PC in a nearby lake

[sick storm]

guaranteed 1 invader poi per game on don, very high chance for 2

[quaint pendant]

oh ok i see why they switched then

[sick storm]

1 poi is for some shifting earths

[native stream]

if only the night invader relic perk wasn't stupid rare

[sick storm]

yeah if u see that just leave immediately

[sick storm]

it's so true

i've spent like 2 mil murk to get a better roll for mine recently

at least u can get it from the pre 1.03 relics ig

[native stream]

I spent like 5 just to get ONE

[quaint pendant]

sometimes they appear on second floor and the other tower is already in the storm 😔

[native stream]

This game DESPERATELY needs a reroll mechanic man

[sick storm]

100% yeah

idc if it's super expensive, i just want some 3/3 rolls

i am never getting a yellow relic with hoarfrost and night invader

[quaint pendant]

i do wylder double balancers wylder's earring and life is much simpler

[distant pebble]

gurt: yo

[quaint pendant]

yogurt !

[sick storm]

wylder earring is unfortunately not good on duchess

that is a good point tho, would also love an invader + double grapple relic for wylder

[quaint pendant]

duchess can triple balancers 😈

[fickle needle]

golden dew

[sick storm]

could :/ that's been patched now

[native stream]

I'll literally pay 10k murk per roll if I can just reroll a specific perk slot

[quaint pendant]

oh didnt they patch it

[sick storm]

yep for sure

[marsh fossil]

Guys do i buy elden ring?

[sick storm]

would pay much more than that to reroll don relic demerits as well

[fickle needle]

yes

[quaint pendant]

sad, didnt get the second blue but my friend did

[sick storm]

triple is overkill anyway imo

night invader is 7% more damage per invader kill, much better to run that instead

[quaint pendant]

triple balancers undertaker seemed pretty fun

[fickle needle]

if you have money for it why not

[native stream]

The most fantastic and awesome deep of night relic you've ever seen

• Continuous HP loss
  every time :(

[fickle needle]

however

[sick storm]

exactly

[fickle needle]

be aware that there aren't many xbox players for er here

[quaint pendant]

does it reset on death like the evergaaol one ?

[sick storm]

i found the funniest weapon in don the other day actually

negation at full hp + continuous hp loss

[tacit lynx]

Do it

[sick storm]

nah

[tacit lynx]

It’s worth every cent

[native stream]

did evergaol one even do that

[sick storm]

believe it did but was then patched

[quaint pendant]

50/50 chance of getting the buff when hit if you have an hp regen buff lmao

[sick storm]

so worth !

it's ok successive attacks negate damage is better anyway

on the characters that can use it

[quaint pendant]

oh cool, i learnt that from bushy's vids a little bit after DON released, didnt knew it got patched

[hazy sand]

Lunch has been eaten

[native stream]

Feels like you need like 3 damage negation at full HP to even barely survive depth 5

[sick storm]

depends on char but yeah

[quaint pendant]

i generally love to run undertaker with starfists, successive attacks negate damage and heavy attacks negates damage

[native stream]

I've been doing a fair bit of solo DoN lately and I have to go executor each time I don't know what the nightlord is lmao

[sick storm]

also helps to know values for the relic demerits

[harsh wharf]

Hi hello hi xbox player for er here

[sick storm]

for example: if u see negation down after rolling on a don relic, that is not a relic, that is murk

[native stream]

I just cannot do balancer's solo without executor

[sick storm]

45% negation debuff 🔥

[sick storm]

ye i ran him for solo ed

[native stream]

Pairing that with the new balancer relic is rng iframes though think about it

[sick storm]

rev also works but gg if ur summons die

[sick storm]

please never build around that lol

[muted sage]

Is it okay for someone to play Nightrein without first playing the base game?

[sick storm]

gambling is bad

[muted sage]

No other souls game played either

[sick storm]

ig if u have the relic on already u can pick up a scorpion charm or smth

but still

[native stream]

What would I use the murk I get from destroying the relic for, Tom

[distant pebble]

wow im surprised u still talk in here

[sick storm]

donate it to me so i can gamble

[hardy drift]

gambling good

[quaint pendant]

i mean if they dont have the time to play through base game and just want to try out nightreign with friends they can, it's not a story spoiler

[harsh wharf]

@marsh fossil When you get the game, ping me if you ever need help with anything
Also remember to never runefarm, explore as much as you can and slaughter everyone who looks at you the wrong way

[native stream]

I've got the second most messages sent in the server 🙂‍↕️

[hardy drift]

whos first

[muted sage]

It wouldn't be overwhelming gameplay wise?

[native stream]

Best

[hardy drift]

lame

[muted sage]

Username checks out

[harsh wharf]

We love best

[quaint pendant]

depends on what type of game they played, but no souls like experience may get them to rip their eyes out

[hardy drift]

english only thanks

[hot dome]

she wouldnt have message cooldown tho would she, unfair advantage

[proud bronze]

Woah

[covert marlin]

no wae

wait best!! is no1?

[native stream]

Ye

[harsh wharf]

I have thrown 3 hefty fire pots and they are approaching your location rapidly

[muted sage]

Maybe it changed now

[native stream]

And yeah I genuinely do lol I overtook Logic not too long ago

[proud bronze]

Best is the best at sending messages

[low peak]

Dain

[proud bronze]

Crazy

[quaint pendant]

174,743 holly molly

[proud bronze]

Logan

[covert marlin]

Logic come back

[native stream]

And that's not including the ones you can't see

[proud bronze]

Poor guy needs his break

[harsh wharf]

Jery come back

[quaint pendant]

best have 225,647

[native stream]

I have 176,872 not including expert channel because I no longer have access to it

[proud bronze]

I forgot how i can even see how many messages i have

[quaint pendant]

do you guys have jobs ?

[native stream]

I'm a high school student

[harsh wharf]

Yes, two

[proud bronze]

Yeah

[sick storm]

3 messages in expert chat 🔥

[hot dome]

just search from:[your username]

[quaint pendant]

search from: your name

[low peak]

Greetings

[native stream]

Best's position in the server is paid

[hardy drift]

yuck

[sick storm]

wait

[native stream]

Check specifically in expert chat lol you're probably not in some of the threads I'm in

[sick storm]

no my brain is actually non functional

[proud bronze]

I did it just shows 1000+

[harsh wharf]

Best is THE Elden Lord

[quaint pendant]

ur on phone ?

[covert marlin]

mobile issue

[fickle needle]

177k all included for eden

[sick storm]

yeah 238, my brain is actually fried

[quaint pendant]

you only see the full on pc

[covert marlin]

You're also up there

[jagged widget]

some might say hes the best elden lord

[sick storm]

i hate 9ams so much

[proud bronze]

Gleh

[fickle needle]

nah I'm just 114k

[native stream]

I'm seeing 121k from you

[proud bronze]

Oh wow

[quaint pendant]

u have 120.328 messages

[proud bronze]

Thats more than i thought

[sick storm]

mobile issue i think

[native stream]

Does this include the #1337719715099049985 thread

[muted sage]

How can you guys check the number of messages

[fickle needle]

everything yes

[low peak]

This dain guy talks a lot

[harsh wharf]

This is why Ranni doesn't like you

[native stream]

Interesting

[hardy drift]

dain yapper confirmed

[native stream]

I wonder when I'll hit 200k

[sick storm]

newgens.

[fickle needle]

53k for alexander

crazy

[proud bronze]

Not the alexander pot

[sick storm]

5 year ercord join anniversary coming soon

[jagged widget]

rude D:>

[hardy drift]

2029

[fickle needle]

if that is for alexander tho lmao

[sick storm]

no look at the date lol

[fickle needle]

ohh yeah there's one guy in alexander

[low peak]

This guy only been here for 5 years, what a newgen.

[jagged widget]

that is quite the msgcount

[fickle needle]

they keep sending alexander every single day and have done so for the past 5 or 4 years

[harsh wharf]

I was going to make a yo mama joke but I'm on my third strike for those

[sick storm]

give them expert

[jagged widget]

no flipping way
dain is that true

[fickle needle]

offered a special role buh was nu-uh

[drowsy cedar]

?add @logic

[hardy drift]

i wonder if im even at 50k yet

[proud bronze]

Landscapes always start so messy for me

[drowsy cedar]

we good guys

[covert marlin]

used to pray fo times like this

[low peak]

?

Who logic

[native stream]

holy cow

[sick storm]

33.6

[quaint pendant]

trust the process

[covert marlin]

Looks like the mountain has a face, what a cutie

[hardy drift]

yeah checks out

[drowsy cedar]

dw as your superior mod i can add people from other places even if they dont want to be added

[fickle needle]

still at it lmao

[proud bronze]

That mountain belongs to the nation of the villains

[drowsy cedar]

?add markiplier

[proud bronze]

It’s evil

[harsh wharf]

Logic should come back who needs mental health aha

[proud bronze]

An evil mountain

[hot dome]

Mr lung himself

[quaint pendant]

is it an algorithm or are they fueled by Gatorade and autism ?

[hazy sand]

[proud bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-of-87-was-that-the-bite-of-87-fnaf-markiplier-gif-4088330124955617216

[covert marlin]

So the villains have a livin mountain I see I see

dont destroy my fantasy

[proud bronze]

Well no they don’t

[sick storm]

they still haven't caught up with the goat

[hardy drift]

hello everybody my name is welcome

[covert marlin]

[covert marlin]

hii flame I mean welcome

[proud bronze]

LMAO i forgot he really just does this

[quaint pendant]

welcome

[low peak]

Thops from ebay

[fickle needle]

this guy sends this once and every day tho

alexander praiser

[covert marlin]

usertag 💀

[hardy drift]

hi leo

[harsh wharf]

Ban him for spamming (if you did that I'd genuinely nuke the server)

[fickle needle]

when is thops' oldest thops message

[proud bronze]

Never

[drowsy cedar]

markiplier: hi guys im markiplier @drowsy cedar one of the greatest, kindest, and most handsome people on earth added me and i love this place especially since @drowsy cedar is here

wow thanks markplier i appreciate your kind words

[sick storm]

yeah thops is smart enough to adapt and win

[fickle needle]

and literally nothing else

just alexander

no other message

[fickle needle]

[covert marlin]

mahoraga

[harsh wharf]

If I had a dad I'd want it to be Market plier

[fickle needle]

yeah this guy started in 2021

and sent it for every single day

[tired lily]

.

[fickle needle]

I checked it

[sick storm]

see that may be true, but counterpoint: thops

[fickle needle]

nu-uh

I ain't letting alexander praiser slander

[quaint pendant]

Domain Expansion : Raya Lucaria Eviction Notice

[fickle needle]

that guy is W

[drowsy cedar]

make him mod

[sick storm]

this is not alexander praise slander! this is just thops glaze

[low peak]

See thops is better because thops is more niche

[fickle needle]

I gave the key to thops

he ded

[harsh wharf]

I think thops' dedication deserves a thops role just for him

[quaint pendant]

Alexander ded too

[sick storm]

he died to give u thops barrier.

[fickle needle]

so does this alexander guy

offered it but the idea was not approved

it's oke

[harsh wharf]

I don't think he'd want it

[quaint pendant]

if he died it means his barrier want that good

[harsh wharf]

Ignore that the closest sorcerers to him have swords

[jagged widget]

has logic been bye byed

[fickle needle]

taking break

[jagged widget]

ah jeez

[fickle needle]

yah

[marsh fossil]

Whats rune farming and why not do it?

[harsh wharf]

It ruins the progression of the game, basically farming levels

[jagged widget]

i really thought id have an impressive amount of server messagess

[fickle needle]

waste of time, the game is already providing you enough runes and content for you to be able to finish the game

[jagged widget]

i pale in comparison to community mods

[marsh fossil]

Ohhhh

[fickle needle]

yah

[harsh wharf]

I think I need my meds
Again.

[marsh fossil]

I hate skipping parts of games cuz you literally payed money to get entertainment, i never understood that

[fickle needle]

hence you need to explore, do dungeons, defeat field bosses, explore caves, hidden areas, the lands etc. and have more fun instead of farming

ye def

[jagged widget]

at least i almost have more messages than senz

[harsh wharf]

I like this one, can we keep them Elden chat?

[marsh fossil]

Yep

[hardy drift]

i skipped every part of elden ring

[fickle needle]

I was shocked when I found out jc didn't do side quests in ER except for Ranni and also skipped the whole stuff in ds3 too

-# and does ds2 slander without even playing the game

I will punch him

[harsh wharf]

You're never leaving

[hardy drift]

punching jc? im in

[marsh fossil]

I never understood that like you literally payed all that money just to skip it the good part(literally the entire game)

[fickle needle]

yeee

[hot dome]

I was shocked to find out some people play games and never touch side quests in them ever

[fickle needle]

fr like sure if you don't do some of them, but definitely do most

I will never ever do frenzied flame side quest for example

or volcano manor

[hot dome]

I was talking to a dude once about doing all the side quests in some game and he looked at me confused cause he only does the main story

[fickle needle]

pure evil stuff

[marsh fossil]

Samee i try to 100% every story game i get

[harsh wharf]

You're gonna have to go through me bucko

[hot dome]

same, every quest, every collectible

[hardy drift]

i guess its just not a big deal when you're tall, rich, nonchalant, attractive, and smart like me 🥱

[hot dome]

I dont care to get every achievement but its a nice bonus

[marsh fossil]

I have assassins creed odyssey at 90% rn, Im tryna finish it.

[marsh fossil]

Yep

[hot dome]

my condolences, that game was too much for me and I dont usually mind a ubisoft game like that

[native stream]

I typically bother with everything except collectables if there's too many

[harsh wharf]

Only one of these things is true, I think

[violet heath]

beats you up

[marsh fossil]

Oh i loved it

[hardy drift]

all of them are true

[native stream]

BOTW and TOTK I could never with collectables

[violet heath]

a mosquito bit me

[harsh wharf]

Except the tall part

[fickle needle]

bite it back

[violet heath]

i'm allergic to mosquito's

[fickle needle]

hoptal

[violet heath]

not by like a lot, but it leaves a little welt there that gets really itchy

[harsh wharf]

I'm allergic to whitemask users

[marsh fossil]

How tall is he/she/idk

[violet heath]

bleh

[hot dome]

I managed to complete England and Norway and gave up when I moved onto asgard

[small girder]

Dang that’s crazy

[native stream]

that's normal though no

[small girder]

Preach

[harsh wharf]

I honestly don't know but it's definitely under 6 feet

[violet heath]

I thought so too but apparently not

[marsh fossil]

Thats Valhalla

[hardy drift]

only games I personally 100% by myself were nightreign and hollow knight, elden ring a collaboration work between me and my dad cuz we both played on the ps4

[tardy kernel]

you dont get any better
the points dont matter much considering most people allocate them poorly
u waste time

[violet heath]

atleast the ones I get apparently not

[hardy drift]

i wish

[hot dome]

whoops lol misread you

[small girder]

Oh now do silksong

[marsh fossil]

Holy shi so anything under 6ft is short?💔

[sick storm]

silksong 100% is actual hell

[hot dome]

I didnt like odyssey at all I barely explored it besides all way points and poi

[sick storm]

(100% achievements not 100% game completion)

[small girder]

In today’s expectations yes

[hardy drift]

i didnt mean all achievements btw mb, i just meant 112% completion

[hot dome]

only game ive gone out my way to get all achievements for is minecraft and hotline miami

[harsh wharf]

Yea whenever they come near me I flare up (flame grant me strength) and sneeze (Giantsflame fireball)

[hot dome]

still working on all pd2 achievements

[harsh wharf]

No, it's just not tall

[small girder]

I make sure I always have the blood mosquitoes on me

[marsh fossil]

Thank god pubertys not finished wit me

[hardy drift]

i am not under 6ft gng 😭✌️

[marsh fossil]

Anything above 5’9 is considered tall

[harsh wharf]

I would say anything between 5'6 and 6'4 is pretty average depending on where you're from

[hardy drift]

woah young

[small girder]

not in dating it ain’t

[hot dome]

lmao that is a huge height range

[harsh wharf]

Not in Australia :v
I'm 6'2 and everyone my age is around my height
18 as of right now

[marsh fossil]

Cant we just love and not care about any of that shi💔 todays society is so weird

[hot dome]

dayum they grow em tall down there

[hardy drift]

shorty...

[hot dome]

I got height nerfed man but jts whatever

[hazy sand]

Height talk🕊️

[marsh fossil]

14 in july and 5’6💔

[hot dome]

hight

[harsh wharf]

I'm still growing for some reason bruh 😔
Literally why I'm underweight
I am almost 6'3 but I always round it down because I don't actually care about height in myself or anyone else

[quaint pendant]

ur 14, you generally grow after that

[smoky depot]

guys why is elden ring ps5 version frame rate so bad?

[hazy sand]

I can't spell this is known whatever

[plush meteor]

It’s okay just work out

[marsh fossil]

13 rn

[smoky depot]

it doesnt cross the 40 fps

[hardy drift]

kier secretly 10'0 tall

[hazy sand]

I hope not

[harsh wharf]

That's fair. You're not quite done your main part of growing yet I think

[ruby flare]

Yeah I'm 5'11 and even I'm like "hmm.. all these memes and posts online about being 6'+ i might be short 🧍🏻"

[hazy sand]

I like my height I don't wanna be taller

[weary nymph]

Once a day gurantee

[hot dome]

I used to but the gym got too busy

[hardy drift]

i wanna be shorter

id be fine sitting at like 5'10

[hot dome]

plus I was only half committed to the diet, need more motivation

[sick storm]

yep i skipped last month lol

[quaint pendant]

dw about it, drink soup and dont do weightlifting, as doing it too early impact growth

[hazy sand]

That me ya

[marsh fossil]

My brother is 12 and my height, im hella cooked

[hot dome]

smart lol

[plush meteor]

How tall are u rn

[hardy drift]

lucky

[sick storm]

new years resolutions should be done by now surely

[harsh wharf]

We are Weetbix kids :]

[hardy drift]

6'4

[quaint pendant]

i'm 6'1 and it's fine i dont need higher

[plush meteor]

WHAT

are you a trans guy?

[hot dome]

love a weetabix

[hardy drift]

transfem yeah

[marsh fossil]

Your pants on fire

[hot dome]

I usually have 3 in a bowl whenever I have weetabix

[small girder]

I thought it was just memes until I experienced it myself I’m 5’10 and literally I heard a girls dream guy and turned my head with the “are you insane” look

[hot dome]

minecraft stack

[hardy drift]

it runs in my family my dad is 6'6 and my uncle is 6'8

[harsh wharf]

I feel ashamed
Please don't catch me in your crushing presence O' tall one

[hazy sand]

Cotton candy flag

I see you fatigue do not hide

[quaint pendant]

Swagged out

[small girder]

Wait do you gym

[ruby flare]

😭RIGHT? I don't think I've ever been called short but like i swear i feel like it with the way everybody be talkin

[marsh fossil]

6’6 and 6’8 the highest in my fam is 6’5

[hardy drift]

im a shut in loser

[halcyon kernel]

Hello ercord people

[quaint pendant]

ur going to be 6'7

[hazy sand]

My dad's like 6'4 or smth

[harsh wharf]

I don't know where my genes are from but my biological brother is 6'8

[marsh fossil]

Not funny btw

[hazy sand]

Yoyo it's a boring height talk

[hardy drift]

🏳️‍⚧️ truth nuke

[hot dome]

why everyone so tall what

[halcyon kernel]

Oh I'm 5'11

[marsh fossil]

My dads 5’11💔 💔 💔

[jagged widget]

aye fatigu

[small girder]

And your how tall

[halcyon kernel]

They did me dirty

[quaint pendant]

a german kid, arent you the cocacola fortnite guy ?

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Quacklings

[hardy drift]

6'4

[quaint pendant]

it's over

[marsh fossil]

Kurd btw

[hazy sand]

I'm not tall luckily

[small girder]

Female?!

[jagged widget]

i got my s back!!! ty fatigue

[hot dome]

fly that red white and blue brother

[marsh fossil]

89% are lying

[halcyon kernel]

Your s?

[hot dome]

lmao how tall

[harsh wharf]

The government is making us bigger so we spend more money on food and arthritis treatment
Okay only the former for free healthcare countries

[hazy sand]

5'10

[jagged widget]

you always took away my s, i remained as quackling

[hot dome]

that is tall

[hazy sand]

Good height I like it

[quaint pendant]

i think you're fine because i think my dad is arount this tall but i'm way above him

[hazy sand]

It's not the 6'+ tall everyone on about atm

[gray wraith]

Yall are drwarves wtf

[halcyon kernel]

Oh uhh you're welcome ig?

[marsh fossil]

How tall is your mom(no disrespect) mine is 5’2

[unborn radish]

Guys , I burnt the erdtree , why the spikes are not opened?

[sick storm]

🤝 same

[hot dome]

oh we got the fire giant in chat huh

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-movie-anime-manhattan-cafe-stare-gif-2279323065650020941

[harsh wharf]

I ain't! I know I'm 6'2 because I'm in a old short person house and I slam my head on some of the doorframes lol

[quaint pendant]

i dunno leme convert

[halcyon kernel]

Hello fellow diver

[hardy drift]

transfem

[quaint pendant]

5'6

[teal geode]

30 million remaining

[marsh fossil]

Oh thats why

[quaint pendant]

i'm 6'1

[halcyon kernel]

We. Will. Liberate. Merak

[marsh fossil]

Damn

[hazy sand]

61, unc

[quaint pendant]

na i'm 21

[gray wraith]

Wrong reply

Sorry

[hazy sand]

Still unc tbf

[halcyon kernel]

Cyberstan nears its reckoning

[hot dome]

retirement soon

[halcyon kernel]

Keep spilling oil until it is done

[topaz holly]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[hazy sand]

[halcyon kernel]

Hi Shadow

[quaint pendant]

arent you a 2004 too ? from like april ?

[gray wraith]

After you burned to erdtree it should've put you in farum azula

[hot dome]

lmao june

[gray wraith]

Progress there

[quaint pendant]

missremembered

[hardy drift]

youre unc

[topaz holly]

Holla, how are ya

[quaint pendant]

ur unc i'm from september

[teal geode]

The bots are getting to my head

[hot dome]

younger than me?you're basically a toddler

[gray wraith]

21 is not even old tho

[teal geode]

7 dispatches from the bots, no word from high command

[harsh wharf]

I don't really play hd2 atp because nobody to play with, and randoms are really really failing me at all points

[hazy sand]

Anything older than me is unc

[quaint pendant]

i have my while life ahead of me, you're already one step in the grave old man

[hardy drift]

thats why ur unc

[hot dome]

truth

[hot dome]

ill drag you with me

[mortal cargo]

Maybe you can find somebody

[marsh fossil]

Does anyone listen to metal here?

[quaint pendant]

unc spotted

[reef osprey]

anyone know if u can still cheese method draconic tree sentinel off the edge of the cliff with a parry then hit?

[gray wraith]

Im safe then at 16 🙏

[halcyon kernel]

Follow the example of your fellow helldivers and be free of thought or partake in reducation

[quaint pendant]

nuh huh

[fickle needle]

they literally sent us a video

[harsh wharf]

Hilarious
No.

[halcyon kernel]

I'm alright and you?

[teal geode]

These are just officers

[mortal cargo]

Aight

[hardy drift]

what month and year

[jagged widget]

you are older than the last time you defined "you", unc

[teal geode]

High command is SILENT

[topaz holly]

Bit tired but that’s all

[fickle needle]

-# don't they work under them?

[halcyon kernel]

Fatigued even?

[teal geode]

So do we

[fickle needle]

true

[gray wraith]

June of 2010
I think im pretty young still

[fickle needle]

I think

[hazy sand]

You are going into the blender with your helldiver friends

[fickle needle]

they kidnapped high command

[marsh fossil]

16 this year

[hot dome]

kids are born in 2010 now wth

[topaz holly]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-browthy-gif-27553989

[hardy drift]

so wouldn't that mean you literally aren't 16

[quaint pendant]

2010 kids are 16 now 💀

[teal geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mayano-top-gun-gif-3630991484632780218

[harsh wharf]

They might be thinking like really hard

[hardy drift]

yo im 2010...

[mortal cargo]

Insane right

[compact pivot]

Hi

[quaint pendant]

Btw the nintendo switch will be 10 year old next year

[hot dome]

you missed everything 🙏

[gray wraith]

I mean, 4 month is like nothing tbf

[halcyon kernel]

Cope harder, Cyberstan will fall

[hardy drift]

no i was there for 9/11

[jagged widget]

@teal geode do you think you have the most messages out of anyone in the serer

[hot dome]

🤨

[hazy sand]

Nuh uh

[topaz holly]

Honestly that’s likely

[halcyon kernel]

Yuh huh

[quaint pendant]

9/11 2028, it's going to be one hell of a day

[fickle needle]

second place is 177k

[hardy drift]

yeah i had a heart attack after it happened and got reincarnated 9 years later

[hazy sand]

Eden?

[fickle needle]

yes

[gray wraith]

Its like when 5'11" dwarves claim to be 6'

[teal geode]

Probably yes

[fickle needle]

@teal geode you better speak more best, someone is catching up to your messages

[quasi orbit]

omaiga hiii

[topaz holly]

Dunno how many I have

[hardy drift]

1 inch is much less than 4 months

[teal geode]

Haiiiiii

[prisma turret]

yo how do i server unmute myself?

[hot dome]

being called a dwarf at 5'11 lmao

[teal geode]

Am at da gym

[quaint pendant]

ragebaiting at 16, our future is saved 🙂‍↕️

[sick storm]

all im saying

[hazy sand]

I have 82k pretty decent

[fickle needle]

did you use an alt because your main got muted or smth?

[sick storm]

the person in 2nd place has been in the server for 2 years less than best

i think it's already over.

[marsh fossil]

Damn gimme 1k

[compact pivot]

Lady maria

[teal geode]

50k more in admin chats gossiping about you

[prisma turret]

just joined

[fickle needle]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[quaint pendant]

ur not muted since you're talking

[fickle needle]

gasp

[hardy drift]

yo chat what finger should I join 🤔

[marsh fossil]

You from turkey?

[quaint pendant]

best what about your job, your career

[hazy sand]

Oh I have 88k including other chats

[teal geode]

This is my job

[gray wraith]

I must be the main topic there fr

[quasi orbit]

neither, the moon

[quaint pendant]

you get paid ?

[marsh fossil]

Im right under you

[teal geode]

Yes

[hardy drift]

thats not a syndicate

[quaint pendant]

siiiiick

[gray wraith]

Im the most important part of this server

[quaint pendant]

is that like a community manager job

[hazy sand]

Dude nobody invited

[quasi orbit]

it can be

[prisma turret]

im still server muted after the linking

[quaint pendant]

never understood what elden lord role was

[topaz holly]

Admin

[quasi orbit]

main mod

[quaint pendant]

oh in vc's ?

[proud bronze]

[hazy sand]

Admin hired by bandai

[topaz holly]

Also Project N staff

[fickle needle]

perhaps you're missing some roles, check id:customize

[topaz holly]

And bandai staff

Depends in who

[quaint pendant]

that's pretty cool

[hazy sand]

o/

[gray wraith]

From what i heard its a lot of paperwork

[hazy sand]

I like your pfp shadow

[quaint pendant]

yeah but you get paid for monitoring a discord server

[topaz holly]

Mostly Project N staff

[hardy drift]

the moon is a project
a project moon...

[topaz holly]

Various servers, also way more than that I imagine

[quasi orbit]

"yes i promise to not force every single server member into doing The Age of Stars, and i swear to not threaten to ban them if they do any other ending"

[hardy drift]

@hazy sand dont pmo

[hazy sand]

Or what

[quaint pendant]

yeah then it might take a little longer than an average 9-5

[native stream]

Having to do paperwork to add an emoji just feels cruel

[topaz holly]

Same lol

Its from a music album

[hazy sand]

Waiting 20 years for flask of crimstrogen

[hardy drift]

ill turn you into the kierfun mechanism

[topaz holly]

Average corposlop guidelines:

[hazy sand]

What does that entail

[gentle acorn]

who on dbd

[native stream]

Nobody with a job

[quaint pendant]

mostly autistic ppl

[gray wraith]

Also, higher ups suck man
Removing expert from Diabetor has got to be the worst decision ever

[topaz holly]

Dbd can be kinda fun if playing with friends tbf

But matchmaking is just uhhhhh

Not very nice

[hazy sand]

Experts be losing their roles and still getting the job done

[hardy drift]

it means that im gonna force you to beat all of limbus in one sitting

[weary nymph]

Every1

[halcyon kernel]

Who on Ark? Haha

[native stream]

Still trying to earn mine back

[gentle acorn]

id consider dbd a job but fair

[hazy sand]

Sounds good saves me from actively trying to get motivation

[quaint pendant]

even more autistic ppl

[gentle acorn]

i hate u

[hazy sand]

One day Eden one day

[teal geode]

Pretty much

[halcyon kernel]

I mean I am autistic so you're not wrong

[hazy sand]

After I get expert tho ofc

[halcyon kernel]

Dinosaurs are pretty cool

[gentle acorn]

hop on then

[quaint pendant]

most of my friends who know about ark are autistic

[hardy drift]

until you realize you have to sit in a chair no breaks for like weeks straight

[halcyon kernel]

Prehistoric stuff in general is cool

[native stream]

If I tutored you you could genuinely qualify in like a month

[hazy sand]

I can do it