general-discussion

[atomic tapir]

Should I make sushi bowls for dinner?

[raw pelican]

Omg is that the one where one has a sword and shield and the other has a spear? If so for some reason I struggled with that boss more than any in the game no joke I just couldn’t get it down

[hardy drift]

sushi mmgmghhhh 🤤🤤🤤

[native tree]

Mayhaps, gn rang

[atomic tapir]

Gn homie

[rare moat]

Don't tell me that, I'm already struggling with the singular one in my region locked run 😭

[foggy stratus]

there’s a video of a modder making the godskin duo fight the crucible knight duo and the godskin duo got their teeth kicked in, it wasn’t a fight it was just punching a disabled person

[knotty lintel]

should try parrying

[atomic tapir]

Partying?

🎉 🥳 💃 🪩

[rare moat]

I'm going to use black flame, it's fine.

[knotty lintel]

Mario: let’s party

[atomic tapir]

Sensational

[knotty lintel]

If you insist

honestly made nuts progress on ds3 today
went from wolnir to aldrich ❤️

[rare moat]

Oh, nice

Good luck with Aldrich.

[knotty lintel]

I already beat him

I just hopped off afterwards

[clear plank]

You should never progress further and become a pontiff ganker
👍

[radiant plank]

I miss gank city

[clear plank]

Add everyone you kill and call them rude names also

is important for the ecosystem

[knotty lintel]

could never catch me doing ds3 pvp with the farron gs

[clear plank]

Roll catch vortex, trust trust 🙏🙏

[radiant plank]

I wish ER had covenants. PvP could have been so much better. Also I miss DS3 true combos

[clear plank]

Same bro idk it just feels so different without them

What am I gonna do if I can't r1 into r1 into r1 into r1

[radiant plank]

Cry

[clear plank]

😭

[radiant plank]

There there little Hollow

I think the community needs a new big release. I want the next Big Dark Souls

[cerulean magnet]

Another boss killed

The pumpkin head

[radiant plank]

Well done Deimos

[cerulean magnet]

Well

I am the wrath of stars

They must face the wrath of million sters

[radiant plank]

So true, king

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank waooaw hold up you want the next big dark souls?

@radiant plank so no support for this current age and coop game? just, onto the next thing?

"i want the next big dark souls" is a tough thing to ask

[cerulean magnet]

I can't use a spell it says

Cannot use with current attribute

What to do?

[radiant plank]

Damn the double call out is crazy 😂 I mean from what I understand Fromsoft isn't looking to add more content to Nightreign.

I know it takes time but I ain't a sin to want it now haha

[clear plank]

holy pings

[cerulean pendant]

again you do you, but you think the commuunity needs a big release, what sales do you think are failing?

[clear plank]

bro needed an answer to that shi 🤣

[radiant plank]

I feel like I'm being persecuted lol

[gritty dagger]

Guys, tell me some fun facts about elden ring

[knotty lintel]

Dark Souls IIII

[clear plank]

u are btw

this is a jury

[clear plank]

you get free runes for killing alexander

[cerulean pendant]

"big release" while stardew valley is still selling bank, terraria is making mint and still had a new update, hell even microsoft minecraft has updates

[radiant plank]

Okay brother what is your point? 😂 Me wanting the next big Fromsoft game isn't a horrible thing to want lol

[cerulean pendant]

elden ring 2 cannot exist because part of it is now held by a certain author who is super good at finishing books on time...

[tender sparrow]

no point making an elden ring 2

[radiant plank]

It doesn't have to be Elden Ring tho lol. Could just be the next project

[cerulean pendant]

regardless it is now held in total copyright hell

[radiant plank]

They making a movie tho lol

[knotty lintel]

sekiro dlc where if you die the game uninstalls itself and explodes your console because you’re not immortal anymore

[pearl basalt]

If you beat the mimic tear are you strong or are you weak

[indigo ice]

Morning everyone <33

[clear plank]

sekiro shadows die once

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank who is making a movie

[native stream]

sekiro dlc where it makes you play an actual good game

[radiant plank]

A24 with the director being Alex Garland

[knotty lintel]

Dont talk to me

[cerulean pendant]

that isn't a thing

[clear plank]

🤔

[grand flame]

Did Elden ring go under maintenance?

[vagrant jasper]

yeah, 5 mins ago

[radiant plank]

You can look it up on Google right now, ma boi lol

[grand flame]

Ight thx

[vagrant jasper]

ends in 2 hours btw

[grand flame]

Ye and I was having fun through the dlc 😭

[gray wraith]

I was just about to log on

brev

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank so can you explain to me how that pay off works? because elden ring is like 20 peoples ideas

[lucid yoke]

yea fr, i just started my first dlc run

[vagrant jasper]

luckily i finished everything i wanted to do for tonight and was just about to get off

[radiant plank]

Dawg what are you even arguing for? 😂

[pearl basalt]

you can still play just not online

[grand flame]

Oh bet!

I was just hard grinding scadutree fragments

[radiant plank]

I'm not forcing anyone to make the next game. I'm just saying that i wish it could come out sooner lol

[knotty lintel]

I wonder what they’re doing for maintenance

[lucid yoke]

oh i see, thanks very much

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank you are saying there is an elden ring movie

[clear plank]

stop forcing me to make the next game bro ts is not cool

[native stream]

(Its just sekiro but they're all girls)

[radiant plank]

There's discussions being had about it. Alex Garland apparently had like 150 pages of a script and 40 story boards

[knotty lintel]

there was talk of one in May of last year, you can literally just look it up

[radiant plank]

Rumor has it he got Miyazaki-san's blessing

[cerulean pendant]

wicked! and the original hitchcock birds was 1000 pages

[knotty lintel]

Arguing just to argue

Bro thinks he’s jeryyyy

[cerulean pendant]

"rumor has it his cousin works for nintendo"

[clear plank]

🤔

[grand flame]

Would be one of the best movies oat but I have no idea how they would pull it off

[knotty lintel]

Awooga

[cerulean pendant]

if you have inside info on how anything is going to be made please let me know because i would love to bet on that!

[clear plank]

this server simply needs to have the thinking cat emote

[radiant plank]

Fr. I hope they can do it though

[wise ferry]

New game when

me bored

[radiant plank]

I don't have that lol. I just read about it online lol

[cerulean pendant]

can you show me that cite? i've love to show other people

[knotty lintel]

There’s an imdb link to the movie

[clear plank]

what side of the bed u wake up on bleep?

[clear plank]

u rite, its not real

they r lying 2 u

[cerulean pendant]

oh really?

[clear plank]

yea

[radiant plank]

Are we really gonna gaslight bro 😂

[cerulean pendant]

nope be nice,

[clear plank]

says you 🤣

[knotty lintel]

Fromsoftware 2027 predictions
Dark Souls IIII
Elden Ring animated series
Sekiro dlc and sequel

[cerulean pendant]

oh yah def, and "superman 5/6/7"

[knotty lintel]

Dark souls IIII is like my favorite bit ever

[tender sparrow]

they didn't even wanted to remaster Bloodborne bro

[clear plank]

fromsoft 2027 predictions, ed augur part 2!!!!!

[knotty lintel]

I think they want to sony is just evil and hates fun

[radiant plank]

Dude that's literally so insensitive of you. How could you state in your opinion in a chat called general discussion

[cerulean pendant]

ill place an anti bet with you and lock it if your interested

[knotty lintel]

ed caligo fight that actually changes something

[clear plank]

what are we doing bro 🤣

[still wren]

`gonna do a healthy thing and sleep at 11pm for the first time this yr

[knotty lintel]

my crackhead aunt seems to have less of a gambling addiction than you

[still wren]

[knotty lintel]

Tryna bet on everything

[clear plank]

you should grind don instead

[cerulean pendant]

no you keep saying you know whats going to happen,

[radiant plank]

Good. Go to sleep

[clear plank]

im on ur side bro these brothers r tweaking

[knotty lintel]

even if my message wasnt a joke a “prediction” doesn’t imply I know what’s gonna happen

[clear plank]

how could they know the future!?!?!

[still wren]

wwm is my fav game now

[knotty lintel]

jeryyyy alt confirmed

[clear plank]

buddy doesnt know what prediction means

[radiant plank]

I'm so thoroughly entertained lol

[tender sparrow]

I have no idea what's going on rn

[cerulean pendant]

well when it comes to dark souls its pretty easy because certain directors retired

[tender sparrow]

I like it

[radiant plank]

Just enjoy the show lol

[cerulean pendant]

so demon souls+ is out

[clear plank]

u rite 🤔

[cerulean pendant]

so what dark souls ++++/iiii

[knotty lintel]

When dark souls IIIII comes out dont pretend like you don’t know me 🤫

[cerulean pendant]

it cannot the patent is locked, thats why elden ring was made

[native stream]

girl do you not mean IV

[clear plank]

the entire game is the tree jump back to back to back

[knotty lintel]

It’s a bit

[native stream]

you're a bit silly

[knotty lintel]

I know my Roman Numerals

[knotty lintel]

what does that even mean

[native stream]

sure sure

[clear plank]

i love tree jumps

[pearl basalt]

I’m fist fighting my mimic tear rn it’s cinema

[native stream]

unstoppable force vs immovable object ahh fight

[clear plank]

stoppable force meets moveable object ahh fight

[knotty lintel]

Im gonna sleep and remember how much aura abyss watchers have

[radiant plank]

I say we skip IV, V, and VI and just go straight to Dark Souls C

[rotund relic]

Guys opinion on nioh?

[knotty lintel]

adios

[native stream]

Abyss watchers no roll ❤️

[knotty lintel]

dark souls 0

[cerulean pendant]

yah we call that demon souls

[knotty lintel]

demons dont have souls

[tender sparrow]

is it good

[cerulean pendant]

excuse me, that flayer level will make you get a soul

[radiant plank]

More like force you to sell yours to pass it lol

[clear plank]

🤔

[split flume]

i had a dream where i was fighting messmer but for some reason it was in a random cace and he had a hammer

he was really easy which i've heard is the opposite

[rotund relic]

Yeah looking for a souls like

[radiant plank]

Bro is pretty crazy

[split flume]

crazy?

i was crazy once

they locked me in a room

[radiant plank]

Oh no...

[split flume]

a rubber room with rats

and rats make me crazy

[radiant plank]

Is this the slam poetry segment of the night? 😂

[cerulean pendant]

oh god back in my old classes it was slam pertry or drama class

[native stream]

He has generally low negations, unless you didn't explore much and level scadu he's generally not a big roadblock

[cerulean pendant]

i really hope you didn't take slam poetry

[native stream]

With regards to the hearing he's hard, I mean

[radiant plank]

Theatre kid to Soulsborne pipeline

[split flume]

no, easy as in his moves were simple

[native stream]

yeah that much is true lol

you rarely need to do more than roll at the right time

[split flume]

he played more like the smelter demon except he had messmer's orb

[native stream]

sounds stinky

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you enuch jelly, thou!

[split flume]

you wanna know what's funny?

i haven't even played the dlc. don't even have it purchased yet

but on my sixth character i'm gonna do it once i kill mohg

[radiant plank]

I'd sooner fall on my sword than have an ironic Shakespearean battle of wits 😂

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank so no stanley kubrick? nothing?

[split flume]

you just run away with messmer's orb, right?

that's what i did in my dream

[native stream]

Generally safer to just roll it

You can also jump the initial "slam" before the explosion (only in phase 1)

[radiant plank]

Stan is pretty good. I like his films

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank eh, i agree with certain films tell me which ones are your fav

[split flume]

ah thank you

my sixth character is only level 102 (i say only, but still)

ima go play more of the game before i kill mohg and enter the dlc

[native stream]

should be fine for the dlc given 60 vigor and a +25 weapon

[split flume]

haven't even killed dife giant yet

[cerulean pendant]

you cannot be a kurbrick fan if you don't even say one of his films..

[split flume]

*fire

[cerulean pendant]

you could have said the shining...or like anything

[radiant plank]

I'm a normie who likes 2001 A Space Odyssey lol

[native stream]

I usually do the dlc before fire giant lol

[radiant plank]

Shining is good too

[native stream]

but mostly because godskin duo back to back with fire giant is a little tiring

[cerulean pendant]

2001 space oddesy came out in 1968

[radiant plank]

Wanna see Eyes Wide Shut at some point

[radiant plank]

And? Lol

[cerulean pendant]

its a good film but did you watch it all?

[radiant plank]

Like...the whole movie? 😅

Yeah lol.

[fleet pond]

Hello all

[cerulean pendant]

well how do you fell about Hominini?

[radiant plank]

I dunno what that is lol

[split flume]

i see. i am playing with incantations this time

[cerulean pendant]

its the plot of 2001 space...

[split flume]

i originally had a zweihander but i switched to a broadsword

[radiant plank]

I dunno what you are saying lol

You can't explain the movie by just being like "Hominini" lol

[cerulean pendant]

@radiant plank "2am" Theatre kid to Soulsborne pipeline" | "I'd sooner fall on my sword than have an ironic Shakespearean battle of wits" — 2:26 AM

me thinks those sound the same

[radiant plank]

Dawg you are all over the place 😂

I don't get your angle

[cerulean pendant]

it was a quote that was coppied because i didn't want to cite the person

[radiant plank]

I just don't know what you're trying to say to me 😂 I am so thoroughly entertained

[surreal jungle]

what do you guys think of midra

[radiant plank]

Based boss fight

[fleet pond]

He's called mid-ra for a reason

[lavish helm]

Is the server down?

[radiant plank]

Yeah for another hour or so

[lavish helm]

Do you think people with nat3 will one day be able to play online?

[fleet pond]

Check #social-feed there is usually information about servers going down in there

[proud bronze]

His ost and design is so good he just dies too fast

The wind blows and midra just turns to dust

[fleet pond]

I feel that too many great bosses die too quickly

[lavish helm]

Use a worst weapon

[proud bronze]

Thats true

[proud bronze]

I fear that will not save him

[vagrant jasper]

he just needs more poise and maybe resistance imo

[elfin belfry]

i genuinely got to know, why must people cheat in seamless co-op?

[coarse blaze]

no mod talk

[wild osprey]

[cerulean magnet]

I just got reduvia

Is it good?

[wild osprey]

yeah it's good

just make sure you have enough blue for the ash of war

[whole walrus]

its alright

nice buildup

[cerulean magnet]

Fp?

[wild osprey]

yeah

[whole walrus]

yes

[coarse blaze]

sey

[cerulean magnet]

What ash of war should I use for reduvia

[coarse blaze]

sob

[wild osprey]

you can't change it it has a fixed one

[coarse blaze]

its SOMBER bucko

[nova matrix]

Theres a somber that lets you swap its ash of war

I wont say which it is though because its funny to watch peoples reactions to that

[coarse blaze]

😭

[static garnet]

Gays the math exam went well im happy

[wild osprey]

your evil and I like it

[soft matrix]

..

@polar hatch what does this mean?

[wild osprey]

good for you men ( I HATE MATH)

[nova matrix]

Neutral evil is the only truly acceptable alignment

[muted sage]

Math is so cool

[wild osprey]

fuh nah twin

[static garnet]

Thx gangy
-# I mildly dislike math

[muted sage]

You don't have to memorise much

[nova matrix]

I wish true neutral was acceptable but things that are true neutral are like

A rock that achieved intelligence

[wild osprey]

yeah this is bad thing about it

[nova matrix]

i dont wanna be a rock

[muted sage]

I hate memorising.

[wild osprey]

I love it

[nova matrix]

Then dont, carve it into your soulstuff instead

[wild osprey]

Yung and yang ahhh

[nova matrix]

Recall is funny like that

[muted sage]

Yung 💔

[violet heath]

Becomes rock

[nova matrix]

🪨

[wild osprey]

I can't spell my bad

[nova matrix]

Yung and Yang sounds like either a band name or a comedy routine

[violet heath]

Yung Yang

[nova matrix]

Yung Yang is a rapper name

[violet heath]

California rapper from San Fernando

[nova matrix]

Hell yea, hit me with his sound cloud

Lowkey some of the really small rappers on there will randomly have a super hard beat, its neat

[muted sage]

It sounds like an aspiring Chinese rapper

[wild osprey]

[nova matrix]

I could actually see myself listening to someone named Yung Yang, it wouldnt even be out of place

[wild osprey]

fr

[nova matrix]

We got dudes out here calling themselves things like lil ricefield, its only an improvement

I wish I was joking on that one, actual rapper

[wild osprey]

Lil Ricefield 😭🙏

[winged obsidian]

do you mean yun and yang? the twin gods of war

[cobalt ridge]

what about yen and yuan?

Also, does anyone know if someone made a omnimaki bootychoking naoya already or it's just in my fantasy?

[nova matrix]

A what

Are you having a stroke

Do you smell toast?

[cobalt ridge]

People will understand.

but hmu bc i don't think if it's allowed to show here.

[coarse blaze]

do NOT hit them up

[cobalt ridge]

it's not nsfw lmao.

[coarse blaze]

I know what it is

[wild osprey]

WAHT

[cobalt ridge]

huh

[wild osprey]

huh

[cobalt ridge]

i said it's not nsfw, why you shocked?

[wild osprey]

nothing

[nova matrix]

Because of what it reads

[wild osprey]

yeah

[coarse blaze]

an image as old as discord

[cobalt ridge]

i expected they made it as soon as the episode came out.

[coarse blaze]

the meme lives on❤️‍🩹

[cobalt ridge]

i only saw makigore in his car memes, but no omnimaki...

which is rather sad.

[winged obsidian]

I'm not talking money I'm talking street fighter

[cobalt ridge]

what about you and yurrr?

[winged obsidian]

what

[cobalt ridge]

you don't know bout yurrrrr?

[atomic tapir]

That’s it

[cobalt ridge]

society's failing....collapsing even...

[atomic tapir]

Time to call the avengers

[coarse blaze]

u da real it

im not gonna call you an avenger

[atomic tapir]

Do you ever sleep?

[coarse blaze]

restless nights

[wild osprey]

waht is the emergency?

[atomic tapir]

Did you just get blmed?

[coarse blaze]

i get like 4 hours total

[coarse blaze]

apparently😭

[atomic tapir]

Happens

[cobalt ridge]

Where's my omnimaki

[cerulean pendant]

4 hours of what?

[coarse blaze]

context clues vs ercorder

[cerulean pendant]

because if its "4 hours of sleep"

[coarse blaze]

I feel like thats the context yes

[cerulean pendant]

one cannot complain about direct lack of sleep when they are online

[coarse blaze]

nobody was complaining

I was simply pointing out the fact I only get a few hours

[cerulean pendant]

<-- suffers from horrible insomnia

[cobalt ridge]

can't connect when the message is 3 or more messages apart from each other lmao.

[cerulean pendant]

"if you get a few hours" that isn't insomnia

[coarse blaze]

happens so often in the help channels its bizarre

[atomic tapir]

Did bro tell you not to complain just to complain 🫩

[coarse blaze]

fighting a random battle now too

im unsure what this fella is on about now

[atomic tapir]

@cerulean pendant do the griddy and I’ll side with you

[cobalt ridge]

I can happily put with my 4 hours of sleep to play elden ring, fair trade, i get to look like a cursed one from ds2.

[coarse blaze]

u da real griddy

[atomic tapir]

4 hours? Pffttt. Plenty

[cerulean pendant]

dear mercy anything under actual 8 hours is bad

6 mini-

[atomic tapir]

I get 3h 59mins like a true insomniac

[coarse blaze]

insomnia fears this one trick

[cobalt ridge]

not even pushing 4 hours is crazy.

[cerulean pendant]

insomniacs don't know how little they have

[atomic tapir]

They definitely do

[cobalt ridge]

wait where is my subway surfer gameplay under the tutorial?

[atomic tapir]

Or soap cutting

[cerulean pendant]

no they don't i suffer from insomnia, and I refuse to admit I have a sleeping issue

[coarse blaze]

bars

[cobalt ridge]

i love soap cuttingm probably because of my adhd autistic ahh.

[nova matrix]

I bet soap cutting is alot like slicing cheese

AKA it sucks hosewater

[atomic tapir]

gang I have a 2 month old. Me and sleep are going through a messy divorce rn

[coarse blaze]

I forgot about the baby

[cobalt ridge]

nope.

[atomic tapir]

Da babeh

[coarse blaze]

hows the family doing red

[nova matrix]

Yeep

[surreal jungle]

guys do you think romina looks good

[nova matrix]

Clay comes into this classification too

[cobalt ridge]

You even know what you talking about?

[atomic tapir]

Good good. She has developed the art of “if I cry they will pick me up again”

[coarse blaze]

😭

[atomic tapir]

So that’s fun…

[nova matrix]

Yes I used to slice cheesewheels for a living

[coarse blaze]

she's evolving

soon enough she'll be sending rockets to space

[cobalt ridge]

I'm talking about soap not the cheese😭

[atomic tapir]

Nah she ain’t gon be that advanced. She has my genes

[coarse blaze]

do you live in skyrim bruh

[cerulean pendant]

eh you have slashes in your name

[violet heath]

"this person's struggling with restlessness but I have it worse pay attention to me wah wah wah"

I've been awake for 28 hours, I missed yesterday after 14 hours of sleep because before that I'd been awake for 46

Everyone's struggles are valid, you're being a baby

[atomic tapir]

She’ll make a good grocery store manager though

[cobalt ridge]

what about chalk crushing?

[atomic tapir]

(I’m jl)

[coarse blaze]

this is wild😭

[atomic tapir]

Or those weird green brick they wet and then crush

[nova matrix]

Yes, but it was an italian import store I worked at and naturally I was slicing off hunks of fancy cheese for people

[coarse blaze]

oh that's cool

[cerulean pendant]

@violet heath can we copy all comments?

[atomic tapir]

Uh oh

[violet heath]

What

[nova matrix]

One of the workers also uses dirty dishes out of the sink so I dont shop there anymore

[coarse blaze]

oh thats bad

[atomic tapir]

Why did you summon cacao. She gonna beat my ahh again

[violet heath]

Oh hihi red :3

[coarse blaze]

did you ever report it or like

[atomic tapir]

Hola

[violet heath]

Nonono ily red

[nova matrix]

I told the manager, it became a thing, and I quit on the spot when he didnt believe me

[coarse blaze]

that's so cooked

[nova matrix]

C'est la vie

Such is the nature of principles

[cobalt ridge]

You mean the floral foam?🥀

[coarse blaze]

we love germ hazards

unclean dishes?? use em🗣

[atomic tapir]

I quit a job once. Boss then called me the next morning and went “can you stop having a whinge and come in already”…..

That was 2 years ago an I still work for him

Technically* work for him

[cerulean pendant]

what

[coarse blaze]

tbf thats exactly what I would expect out of 2 aussies

[atomic tapir]

Yeahhhh. He gave me $500 as an apology and went “okay now go make me money”

[cerulean pendant]

so you quit but you got re hired?

[nova matrix]

500 counts of apology goes a long way

[atomic tapir]

He just didn’t accept me resignation apparently

Just went “nah I ain’t taking that”

[cerulean pendant]

that is wild that would not be allowed here

[atomic tapir]

But now I just charge whatever I want and he pays me for it

[coarse blaze]

500 dollar bonus probably paid for like.. 2 maybe 3 things knowing you

[cobalt ridge]

Look how i am getting ignored...

[atomic tapir]

It’s probably not allowed here but eh

[cerulean pendant]

how did you earn that job or have a right to it?

[atomic tapir]

Who are you?

[cerulean magnet]

Guys

My Little brother's switch got banned and he can't use it so he threw it away and smashed it loool

[atomic tapir]

Idk im just good at what i do and dont call him with 30 problems relating to a single job

[nova matrix]

This is going to be a life lesson for them

[cerulean magnet]

He inserted a sketchy sd card

[atomic tapir]

Words of wisdom by red -

Just learn how to solve your own problems and people will pay you whatever you ask them to

[cerulean pendant]

@atomic tapir you can admit if your into shady scam stuff...

[atomic tapir]

Breh I’m a handy man 😭

[coarse blaze]

I dont think thats at all anything close to the point he was making

[cerulean pendant]

sure that works

[atomic tapir]

I just fix stuff and build stuff

[coarse blaze]

you give off that vibe icl

ranga is the guy you call for literally everything for some reason

[nova matrix]

On purpose trying to do something sketchy? Or just found one and went "huh"

[atomic tapir]

Hammer go bonk drill go brrrr

[nova matrix]

If the latter, thats actually big oofie

And I feel bad

[cobalt ridge]

We were talking about tiktok clips like chalk crushing and soap cutting lmao.

[atomic tapir]

Pre much. I’ll fix your fridge. build you a porch. Renovate your kitchen.

[coarse blaze]

can you fix my marriage

[cerulean magnet]

On purpose

He bought a 10$ sd card using moms card

[atomic tapir]

I’m jk homie ofc I remembered you lmao

[coarse blaze]

metaphorical marriage anyway

[atomic tapir]

Ofc I can lemme get my notepad and sensory toys

[coarse blaze]

😭😭

[cerulean magnet]

And mom literally just said she'll buy him a new switch,

Bad news, kid wants the ps5 instead

[nova matrix]

God I'm getting second hand anxiety and cringe off that

[atomic tapir]

I mean. A used ps5 costs the same as the new switch

[cerulean magnet]

He's gonna be sooo mad if I get my ps5 on my birthday lol

[cobalt ridge]

spoiled brat.

[atomic tapir]

Ain’t no way you aren’t gonna help the homie out and explain to your mum they’re the same price

[cerulean pendant]

"fridge no work good" <-- banned for saying f word

[nova matrix]

This reminds me of when my older brother threw away his expensive glasses as a kid

Dude still dont wear them

[cerulean magnet]

I won't

[atomic tapir]

The easiest way to make money is find hella rich people and do stuff for them that anyone can do. They’re lazy and have the money so they’ll just pay you to do it for them

[nova matrix]

Biggest facts

[cerulean pendant]

"The easiest way to make money is find hella rich people and do stuff for them that anyone can do. They’re lazy and have the money so they’ll just pay you to do it for them"

you have to try to be that stupid

[atomic tapir]

Easy entry into the industry. Then just idk. Git gud

[cerulean magnet]

Ill send mom a GS5 link (it's a 65$ knock off ps5 that will piss him off because it only plays retro games)

[cerulean pendant]

go find those "hella" rich people

[atomic tapir]

I did….

[nova matrix]

Businesses are also good to get money off of if you can get in regularly

[atomic tapir]

Hence why….

[cerulean pendant]

wicked send us some money

[atomic tapir]

Go make your own

[cerulean magnet]

Sounds like a good idea?

[cerulean pendant]

no your saying to hit the gold mind

[atomic tapir]

Lazy ahh 🫩

[nova matrix]

I have an old friend who's money comes from contracts with walmart and such to service their plumbing

[atomic tapir]

You’re*

[cerulean pendant]

find hella rich people you said

[atomic tapir]

Nah gold mine would be like crypto bros or sumn. They got money money

[nova matrix]

Find the metaphorical purse holder and rummage through it

[cerulean pendant]

no no, if you know how to make money you spread it because you don't single invesetment down

[cerulean magnet]

I'm 20 yrs old and I only make 20k a month

[cerulean pendant]

im 34 and make 60k a year

[cerulean magnet]

Not bad but not really good

[cerulean pendant]

its 60k CAD so its not US

[gaunt ore]

Yo

[atomic tapir]

That’s cool…

I’m 21 and make good money.

[cerulean pendant]

how much do you make in a solid contract?

[cerulean magnet]

Serious question tho

I got called poor for making just 20k a month

[atomic tapir]

“Contract”?

[nova matrix]

A month or year

[cerulean magnet]

Is it really that bad?

[atomic tapir]

Buddy I’ll fix a fridge for $200 + costs

[cerulean pendant]

it depends on how you take your payout

[nova matrix]

If this is 20k usd a month, then I get to eat you alive

[cerulean pendant]

personally I would not take any payout in P-Y ( per year)

[atomic tapir]

I’ll pay you $3 to do a backflip

[cerulean magnet]

Usd

[cerulean pendant]

you have to take how much you earn and it use it in a TVM

[atomic tapir]

I don’t think we’re on the same wave length here.

[cerulean pendant]

(time, value, money)

[nova matrix]

Both you and whoever called you poor should experience food insecurity at some point just for perspective

[winged obsidian]

economics amirite

[timber terrace]

Beans

[atomic tapir]

Greens

[timber terrace]

Ehebf

[cerulean magnet]

I mean... I already experienced food crisis

[nova matrix]

Poor is having to choose between the gas to get to work and the food in your belly

[cerulean pendant]

no poor is no internet

[nova matrix]

Been there too

[winged obsidian]

20k usd a month? poor?

[cerulean pendant]

you don't get to tell people you starve, poor is a lack of commuication

[undone mirage]

hey how come i cant join any vcs?

[coarse blaze]

#how-to-access-vc-channels

[cerulean magnet]

To be fair I only started a year ago

[cerulean pendant]

"saying im hungry" on a digital age is new

[atomic tapir]

If you’re Miyazaki then probs

[undone mirage]

can someone beat mellainia for me i suck lol and i am trying to use her sword

[timber terrace]

Potato

[atomic tapir]

Malenia

[winged obsidian]

people can still go hungry in the modern day yeah

[undone mirage]

yes

[timber terrace]

I like baked potatoes

[atomic tapir]

#pc-co-op

[atomic tapir]

Mashed potato’s?

[undone mirage]

tho you would be doing most of the fighting cause i am trash

[cerulean magnet]

Knowing that there's a family bias that is happening

I do sometimes not eat while my brother gets to eat a diner he wants

[timber terrace]

Yee

[atomic tapir]

Jacket potato’s?

[cerulean pendant]

@winged obsidian yes I agree, please re-read my comment

[winged obsidian]

dang do you live in NYC?

[atomic tapir]

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

[winged obsidian]

it's worded weird mb

[atomic tapir]

There’s nothing you can’t dooo

[cerulean magnet]

@nova matrix see me beat godrick

[cerulean pendant]

easy you two

do you just always agree?

[atomic tapir]

Yes

[gentle acorn]

who wanna vc

[atomic tapir]

Skib probs

@weary nymph vc wit fepa

[timber terrace]

Soggy potatoes

[gentle acorn]

lmk skib

[atomic tapir]

Dare I say…. Raw potato’s

[nova canyon]

Vc with skib or super mega hell

[atomic tapir]

#irishmoment

[atomic tapir]

Why did you say the same thing twice?

[nova canyon]

Super mega hell is heaven compared to vcing with skib

[gentle acorn]

skibs voice would knock you guys off your feet

[timber terrace]

What would I be

[nova canyon]

Central cee

[atomic tapir]

Morgan freeman

[gentle acorn]

morgan freeman if he was a failed uk ug rapper

[weary nymph]

Fepa is evil

[atomic tapir]

So are you Tf

[timber terrace]

E

[cerulean pendant]

yes you like morgan freeman

[weary nymph]

Fepa val aim

[atomic tapir]

You threw my cat up in the air going “haha flying cat”

[cerulean pendant]

how much more do we need to hear about him?

[atomic tapir]

Three works as well

[gentle acorn]

i was on aimlabs ❤️

imma make it one day

[atomic tapir]

Bleep bloop the president of sad land or sumn

Broski ain’t down with the sickness fr fr

[coarse blaze]

good song

[nova matrix]

Theres a big band version of it

It plays in the newer dawn of the dead and its great

[cerulean pendant]

my bad dude i didn't i mean to offend you

i was just kidding around

[timber terrace]

Didn't know we are in 3 of the same servers

[atomic tapir]

The only things that offend me are odd coloured socks. Just pick a damn colour man 🫩

and putting tomato sauce on bolognese

[coarse blaze]

what if the colored socks were only one color

[unreal rivet]

yall like adriana lima right???

[atomic tapir]

Jokes on you I’m colour blind

[coarse blaze]

is ketchup ok

[dapper moon]

so the game is fun bc its diff ?

[atomic tapir]

Nah.

[atomic tapir]

Ketchup on bolognese is goated

[coarse blaze]

oh okay good

[atomic tapir]

Trust me gang I knew the ball once,

[unreal rivet]

woah aryan calm down

[coarse blaze]

I put ketchup on everything that's how i stay hydrated

[atomic tapir]

Went to school together. Good guy

[dapper moon]

can someone tell me the point of the game

[atomic tapir]

The game? You lost it

[nova matrix]

To kill gods

[coarse blaze]

I hate you

[gentle acorn]

flip this guy

[atomic tapir]

Unlucky chat. L all of you

[coarse blaze]

@atomic tapir we are now opps

[dapper moon]

like it is a soulsborne game but like is it normal to die 7 times in a couple mins ?

[atomic tapir]

U da real opps

[nova canyon]

Ketchup is buns

[coarse blaze]

truth

[nova matrix]

Is this the golden knight at the start

[coarse blaze]

im so weird about dipping sauces i don't ever use them

[dapper moon]

also why is maliketh harder than elden lord

[dapper moon]

no i finished the game

[coarse blaze]

difficulty is subjective

if you struggle on one boss and not another that's purely on you

[dapper moon]

just wanna know why people call it the "best game"

[coarse blaze]

personal taste

[gentle acorn]

sheep

[atomic tapir]

Cause it isn’t

Hello kitty island adventure? Now we’re talking

[dapper moon]

like i am into story game like gow lou, is it normal to find this game boring ?

[gentle acorn]

if you expected a story outta this game u went into it with the wrong expectations

[atomic tapir]

This is an open world RPG MMO. Probably why you don’t like it as much as Lou

[dapper moon]

any pysical horror game u can recommend me ? (like omori if yk)

[timber terrace]

Such a golden game

[dapper moon]

watching elden ring vids is so fun for me, like i can spend hours just watching it, but playing.

also like im much more better than the guys i have watched but still i cannot have fun

[nova matrix]

Theres excellent story and lore, you just have to dig it up

[gentle acorn]

yeah its a shame the game itself doesn't make interacting with the lore engaging

[dapper moon]

it is addicting but not fun

[atomic tapir]

That sounds about right

[dapper moon]

like i have deleted and redownloaded it like 7 times bc i wanna play it, but when i play it i hate it

[gentle acorn]

just play lies of p

[dapper moon]

btw i am turkish

and a fact they r going to ban GAMES in our country

lol

so should i create a new start and play without any vids just by my own ?@atomic tapir@gentle acorn

i wanna play elden ring without hating on it

[gentle acorn]

idk if you'll have fun but if u want

[dapper moon]

yea imma do that

[atomic tapir]

I mean I’d recommend it to someone who already enjoys the game on its own, but dive in and see if it bring a new element into the game you enjoy

[late sky]

whats the best level for invading?

[timber terrace]

Beans

What's levels

[halcyon kernel]

Red

[gentle acorn]

139

[atomic tapir]

Wsg homie

Broski left me on delivered 🫩

[maiden flower]

wassuh chat

[gentle acorn]

w ego 2x

[gentle acorn]

ohio

[maiden flower]

2 🔥

[timber terrace]

Level 1

[maiden flower]

yes
RL1 is peak gameplay
might aswell be max level

[nova matrix]

This is your reminder timmy turner is canonically 60 years old

[cobalt ridge]

isn't it 125?

[gentle acorn]

139 lets u invade 125 and 150

u dont need less than that

[atomic tapir]

713 the best for invading obvs

[quaint bobcat]

150

139 is for rats

[heavy tinsel]

Guh.

[nova matrix]

Why cant you trust stairs?

[gentle acorn]

aura monster

[opaque falcon]

Guys down new game + difficulty transfer over to the dlc

[gentle acorn]

yea

[nova matrix]

Yes, not recommended to run it on ng+ for first attempts

[gentle acorn]

you'll be finee

[nova matrix]

At dlc launch like a third of the community went in on ng+ or higher and it was devastating on them

[opaque falcon]

I’m on +6 and it’s my only character save bro ima have to start fresh

[nova matrix]

Thems the beats, practice your speedrunning

[fickle needle]

[nova matrix]

Remember, access is behind mohg and he can be fought asap

The real time sink is gathering everything for build including estus stuff

[atomic tapir]

Beefing wit ma mom while she in jail 🗣️

[nova matrix]

The estus you have to decide to either leave some behind or get past leyndell

If you leave some behind though you can get to dlc sooner

[coarse blaze]

🗣

[steep locust]

Hello

[maiden flower]

and if you really wanna rush it just use the instakill strat

[atomic tapir]

Hello

[coarse blaze]

the exploit that isn't allowed here

[maiden flower]

it isn't?

[atomic tapir]

Nah

[maiden flower]

ahh fair one

well you can always one cycle him with BHF

i mean
sometimes

[gentle acorn]

rune farm and forget

[obsidian basin]

hi

[maiden flower]

the bird got tha rune farm of the century

i mean theres also the albies you can wipe out for runes too

[obsidian basin]

hi to all

best rune farm is on mogh spot, have 1 grace, you have a lot of foes nearby and its easy 50k per run

less then a min

[molten lichen]

Best Rune Farm: Play the damn game and do the side dungeons

[obsidian basin]

ng+4 already

[sand coral]

Eat apples.

[obsidian basin]

platinum game

300+h

im just tryna find someone to play seemles coop

[atomic tapir]

🍎

[obsidian basin]

ok, toxic discord, bye

[nova matrix]

I think they qualify for a pokedex entry

Also the word toxic has lost meaning

Need a replacement like ragebait was for trolling

[molten lichen]

"Eat apples"
"Toxic Discord bye"

Sheesh.

[violet heath]

League of legends

[sly lion]

🍎

[nova matrix]

"This is very league of legends of you" ya that works

[violet heath]

You can't talk mods in this server

[sly lion]

[molten lichen]

🔨

[violet heath]

Pipe bomb

[winged obsidian]

I'm curious, does the radagon talisman affect carian slicer

[sly lion]

scarseal or soreseal 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[unborn olive]

[winged obsidian]

neither, the spell cast one

[cobalt ridge]

i believe it doesn't but not sure.

[winged obsidian]

well that's fine then

already pretty good

[sand coral]

😋

[quaint bobcat]

for regular casts yes, not for casts out of stuff like running, rolling or jumping

[winged obsidian]

so if a spell can be used in the air like a season it's a no

[quaint bobcat]

yep

casts out of animations aren’t affected by vdex

so only some chain casts are

[violet heath]

Anyone here know magic the gathering?

Where's Logic at

[quaint bobcat]

took a break

[violet heath]

Gotcha

[winged obsidian]

oh ok makes sense, then you'd essentially have a weapon with higher frame data

[violet heath]

Happy for him

[nova matrix]

I do

[quaint bobcat]

what’s higher frame data

[violet heath]

By the way if I search Logic there's 10 people all named "Logic was here change your nick"

[violet heath]

Perchance, might you be willing to answer a question of the rules variety

[nova matrix]

I could try at least

[violet heath]

Real

[winged obsidian]

the spells

[proud bronze]

Hello

[proud bronze]

Probably more…

[winged obsidian]

if the pretty boy radagon spell cast tali affected slicer then you'd essentially have a sword with buffable frame data

[atomic tapir]

Dain

[proud bronze]

Red

[atomic tapir]

Hallo

[proud bronze]

How u

[quaint bobcat]

that’s one way of putting it

the startup and magic recovery cancel event are just shortened

[winged obsidian]

yeah, and you can't do that with other weapons so I see why it doesn't work that way

[quaint bobcat]

nah dex affects action speed bro

[winged obsidian]

afaik it adds an artificial amount of dex that only affects cast

more than dex already does

[quaint bobcat]

yeah +30 vdex

some vdex breakpoints lead to removed startup frames or a sooner magic recovery cancel

[nova matrix]

Breakpoints are the only hard number thing I'll ever care about

[hollow ridge]

Hey guys

[nova matrix]

Hey is for horses not guys

🐴

[atomic tapir]

Good good. How you?

[winged obsidian]

I don't know what a breakpoint is, is it like a soft cap for recovery?

[proud bronze]

Eating cereal. Also just watching YouTube. Hows baby?

And the momma of course

[quaint bobcat]

it’s just at a point where change takes place

reach a certain amount of vdex for a specific spell and a startup frame can be removed

[nova matrix]

51 poise and stat caps are your most obvious breakpoints

[winged obsidian]

oh like 51 poise

[quaint bobcat]

kind offfff

[nova matrix]

Its a really important thing for any game

[winged obsidian]

that's a weird system

[nova matrix]

Having precisely enough hp to survive a specific hit is a breakpoint

[quaint bobcat]

it isn’t really, it’s just reducing cast time

[winged obsidian]

poise hasn't been the same as it was in ds1

[quaint bobcat]

what if every point of vdex reduced startup by a frame lol

[nova matrix]

38 fp is a breakpoint

[quaint bobcat]

38 mind is a breakpoint for being the effective hardcap

[nova matrix]

Lmao i said fp not mind

[quaint bobcat]

🐦‍⬛

[nova matrix]

Leveling mind just enough to get an extra cast of ash of war is a breakpoint too and one of my favorites

It feels tasteful

[winged obsidian]

good to know

[desert steeple]

Npcs who roam needs to Have hi-vis vest/jacket on because i Have hard Time to see one that is standibg right infront of me

[nova matrix]

"Just a pinch of mind for flavor"

[nova matrix]

Spam lock on as you walk around in seemingly empty places

It saves lives

[winged obsidian]

"nearly perfect" except like the second half lol.

good ol havel, never been anyone quite like him since

[nova matrix]

I once got yelled at for spoiling havels name

[winged obsidian]

Diallos disappeared from existence for me the first playthrough

[nova matrix]

He do that

Him and Nepheli

[winged obsidian]

nepheli I had no issues with tbh

she leaves the round table and ends up in an area you're likely to discover on your own, right at the very beginning lit up by a lantern

rya in the cowards path ends up in the lux ruins tucked by a stairwell and I had to look up where she was while I was right next to her lol

[desert steeple]

I had biggest issue with hyetta in her first spot by The rock by The Lake facing Hills site of grace i couldnt recognize her for good 5 minutes

[winged obsidian]

Hyetta seems to teleport around liurnia at random

she's near some giant crayfish in the lake, then near the night cavalry then ends up at bellum afaik

[neon venture]

is there a lore reason why melina have like burnt mark on her

[nova matrix]

It symbolizes another aspect of her per the dev quotes about ranni and her mark

You see that eye open in the frenzy ending and the fate she follows changes to killing you

The marks themselves are just scribbles

The game has a whole love affair with the concept of aspects in many forms

Ranni, melina with this
Maragon and st. miquella paired aspects
Malenia and millicent sisters
Godfrey/Hoarah Loux with Serosh
Godwyn taking on a new aspect as the prince of death
Probably more I'm forgetting

[desert steeple]

She has 5 spots where she goes but i couldnt find her on The first spot

[pastel ingot]

lake facing cliffs

[winged obsidian]

can't believe there's only 2 int based bubble sorceries

[pastel ingot]

right after godrick

[neon venture]

huh can u explain millicent and malenia relation

[winged obsidian]

they don't like bubble blowing babies

[winged obsidian]

she is the pride Malenia cast aside personified

[neon venture]

Empyrean do be interesting huh

[winged obsidian]

that's what happens when your mom is your dad

can't believe she really thought that was a good idea

[desert steeple]

I know where she is i just couldnt see her standing next to The rock because her clothes are almost as same color as The stone hence every roaming npc should get hi-vis vest/jacket

[winged obsidian]

what if they were wearing a high vis vest in altus?

[neon venture]

so when millicent die malenia just become the rot goddess?

[winged obsidian]

she does that by blooming

[desert steeple]

Still would probably Be easier see where they are

[winged obsidian]

are you sure? yellow vest in the yellowest area of the game? I kept missing graces when I was first exploring altus because of it

[neon venture]

is there a good lore youtuber i should know

[desert steeple]

True, they take it off then when they go to altus

[winged obsidian]

I don't watch loretubers aside from zullie, who mostly just shows stuff that's in the game and it's code

[winged obsidian]

motg is also hard to see the sites in cause of all the snow meshing with the particles

you can hear then but it's kinda hard to hear over the stomp of torrent and the ambience at times

[neon venture]

how is vaati then

[winged obsidian]

I think the general consensus is that the basic stuff is good but his theories are hit or miss

[desert steeple]

Idk i didn't have hard time to find graces in the mountain tops

[winged obsidian]

some of them in the snowfields are hard to spot in the blizzard, but I guess in the mountains they're usually at places you have to pass by to progress

that area is weird though

[gentle acorn]

@silk rapids snowfield 👀

[winged obsidian]

the hardest enemies in the mountains are at the start for some reason

[neon venture]

||also is the cocoon in mohg place part of what miquella cast away ?||

[gray wraith]

hawkshawk

[winged obsidian]

it confuses me but I think it's a byproduct of Ansbach, and he's trying to use it to heal himself. don't quote me though someone may know more

[gray wraith]

who is miquella

[desert steeple]

In snowfields you cant see anyways so doesnt matter

[gray wraith]

there is a pretty good ash of war there

[winged obsidian]

eternally youthful twin brother of Malenia who made the haglitree

[cobalt ridge]

a femboy.

[winged obsidian]

that's a grown man

[gentle acorn]

gulp

[gray wraith]

is miquella a boss

[winged obsidian]

well, he's the age of one

[gentle acorn]

kinda

[cobalt ridge]

a grown femboy.

[gray wraith]

where is they

[narrow orbit]

It's weird
It's how Miquella got to the lands of shadow, whether there's a whole thing in there or just arm...Miquwlla
Miquella did abandon w arms in the dlc already though
Maybe he manifested a new body when he got into the lands of shadow

[gentle acorn]

dlc

[neon venture]

doesnt he cursed with eternal youth

[cobalt ridge]

[gray wraith]

is shadow of the erdtree again happening in the past

timelinewise

[narrow orbit]

Present

[desert steeple]

There is alot of nice stuff down there also Legendary weapon

[neon venture]

yeah it do be weird since i see 2 cross about his arms

[winged obsidian]

yeah something like that, he can't mature in general

[cobalt ridge]

what weapon was there?

[narrow orbit]

After he comes out of the gate of divinity he is in adult form

[winged obsidian]

or at least he APPEARS to be

[narrow orbit]

He also appeared before Freyja after the battle of Aeonia
Somehow

[cobalt ridge]

Yeah, he came out as gay.

[winged obsidian]

she may have gone to him?

[gray wraith]

i’m currently rocking a bleed built and its soooo nice i’m using a zweihander for things that dont bleed and working on getting millicents prosthesis now in journey 2

[nova matrix]

Idk how I feel about a pathfinder wotr npc forgiving me and saying I was right to do so for clawing her face open and permanently scarring her

[desert steeple]

Its the golden order greatsword

[cobalt ridge]

yeah bleed build is kinda the cheesy way for struggling layers.

[gray wraith]

seppuku ash of war is in snowfield

[nova matrix]

The dialogue choice was unclear, I didnt even mean to

[winged obsidian]

so wait if freyja was rotted during the battle of aeonia and Miquella cured her, that means the mohg situation happened afterwards right

[cobalt ridge]

oh lmao i got 3 of those

[narrow orbit]

No, it does say Caelid I'm pretty sure
And also Miquella was already in the cocoon at the time

[gray wraith]

yeah i mean i am not even a struggling player

[raw pelican]

If I do rannis quest can I still get the frenzied flame ending as long as I don’t give her the dark moon ring?

[desert steeple]

Me too, never used it

[cobalt ridge]

Hard doubt, but we don't judge.

[narrow orbit]

You can give her the ring and get the frenzied flame ending

[narrow orbit]

Probably just projected hinself

[raw pelican]

So if you do that, and also get the frenzied flame, how do you decide which ending you get?

[narrow orbit]

Well you don't
The frenzied flame locks you in its ending

[gray wraith]

the game is already unfair as is so whats wrong melting boss hp bars with bleed

[raw pelican]

Ohhh ok ok

[winged obsidian]

maybe but he was still kidnapped/charmed mohg after the battle right

[raw pelican]

I appreciate ya thanks

[gray wraith]

the enemies literally input read you all of them

[grand sedge]

Guys I have a technic question

[winged obsidian]

you gotta cheese their input reads

[gray wraith]

i saw this guy on youtube and he literally defended that

[neon venture]

is all children of radagon Empyrean

[winged obsidian]

yeah I think they could be a little better done

[gray wraith]

i mean fromsoft should’ve given the option to deflect or parry every enemy in that case

[grand sedge]

In a few words when I open Elden ring (from steam) the main menu opens but it gives me an error that doesn't let me start the game do you have any solution that I haven't found anything online?

[gray wraith]

like in bloodborne

[narrow orbit]

No, just 3

[winged obsidian]

but that's why you used delayed spells

[narrow orbit]

Malenia, Miquella and Ranni

[neon venture]

huh who else is radagon kids

[winged obsidian]

cause they cannot comprehend the part they need to dodge is the big orb, not the caster releasing it

[neon venture]

radahn ?

[narrow orbit]

Radahn and Rykard

[weary nymph]

Pretty low

[gray wraith]

pretty sure anyways i dont really count as struggling player i just have fun melting hp bars

[neon venture]

frost is fun

[winged obsidian]

Ranni, Malenia, Miquella, and maybe Messmer and Malenia

[gray wraith]

also its not like every enemy can bleed i have to use different strategies for bleed immune stuff

[narrow orbit]

He had 3 kids with Rennala and 2 with Marika
Malenia and Miquella were guaranteed to be empyreans because they are "children of a single god" as Malenia's description states
Ranni just won the lottery of fate

[narrow orbit]

Nah

[neon venture]

is ranni also a red head

[winged obsidian]

she was unfortunate enough to be born to a piece of Marika though

[narrow orbit]

Not Messmer and Melina
The games makes no effort to communicate they are Empyreans at all

[winged obsidian]

she WAS

[narrow orbit]

Messmer and Melina not being empyreans rules out Radagon as the father

Despite Messmer's red hair

[winged obsidian]

who knows, a lot of stuff is left to theory. maybe Messmer is redheaded cause radagon, maybe his pops was some rando redhead

maybe it's cause of the fire

[narrow orbit]

Or there is a better answer

[tender sparrow]

because red hair is tuff that's why everyone has it

[narrow orbit]

Radagon and Messmer are redheads because of the same reason

[winged obsidian]

fire curses

[narrow orbit]

Yeah

[cobalt ridge]

unfair, alriiiiiiight blud, i understand bleed build only for struggling player and veterans over ng+7.

[neon venture]

messmer is cursed by fire and the snake isnt it

[winged obsidian]

I'm not actually sure what makes Messmer fire different from the fell gods or black flame but it's really cool

[cobalt ridge]

And?

[winged obsidian]

my favorite looking of the fires

[tough summit]

whats up ercord

[tender sparrow]

just let people do wtv build they want bro

[narrow orbit]

The snake is part of Messmer himself
Kindling isn't exactly a curse

[gray wraith]

defend garbage bosses like elden beast

[narrow orbit]

Depends on how you look at it

[cobalt ridge]

I don't think you can parry everything in bloodborne.

[winged obsidian]

the snakes are his eyes

[gray wraith]

almost anything

[narrow orbit]

But the Abyssal Serpent is just a piece of him

[cobalt ridge]

I just don't get why calling the game unfair tbh. Chill out.

[winged obsidian]

wonder if he was born with it or cursed later on

[narrow orbit]

Born with it

[gray wraith]

the enemies input read you

[narrow orbit]

It's not an external entity

[winged obsidian]

where does it say that

[cobalt ridge]

lmao.

[gray wraith]

after you dodge once they continue their combo

[tender sparrow]

that's why YOU should read THEM

[cobalt ridge]

same goes for this game, you can parry almost anything.

[winged obsidian]

bosses react to you, depending on your animations and positioning

[gray wraith]

why cant you just interrupt their combo to begin with thats what frustrates me a lot

[winged obsidian]

you can make them do what you want once you realize when and how they do moves

[tough summit]

you can

[tender sparrow]

you can stagger them

[tough summit]

you can stagger and stance break them

[cobalt ridge]

You prefer a problem where mobs and bosses do random inputs hoping to hit the player?

[gray wraith]

some bosses have insanely high stance meters too

[winged obsidian]

true enough

ancient dragons have something really crazy

[gray wraith]

a bit slower yeah

[cobalt ridge]

Is it a big problem if some bosses just require 1 or two extra parry for stance break?

[gray wraith]

or give the player the ability to be even more aggressive and completely interrupt an almost unending combo

[narrow orbit]

Because Messmer is the serpent

[cobalt ridge]

I think you might be more like a sekiro player.

[winged obsidian]

what does that mean

[tough summit]

you know that the tarnished is just some dude fighting against demigods tho right?

[desert steeple]

Thats why you should always use Giant crusher

[gray wraith]

i played where winds meet a lot rather recently and that game completely is based on deflecting attacks like dodging there is completely pointless

[winged obsidian]

well most of the classes are experienced warriors in some way

so not really

but kinda?

[tough summit]

compared to what you're up against, you're nothing special in the beginning

[winged obsidian]

true, still you'd expect a knight to know how to use a sword better lmao

[gray wraith]

anyways i still like elden ring a lot its some bosses i dont really like or need more practice against them

[winged obsidian]

crazy the gsd and messmer are in the same game

[tough summit]

gsd?

[winged obsidian]

godskin duo

[tough summit]

ahh

duo is such a lame fight

[winged obsidian]

yes, it's probably the worst for a myriad of reasons

[cobalt ridge]

What's your point?

[tough summit]

i personally think fire giant is worse

[winged obsidian]

it's not even that hard when you know the strat but like, yeah I could probably write an essay on that boss

[cobalt ridge]

Lorewise he's stronger than them all.

[narrow orbit]

I'll explain then. The abyssal serpent is a physical manifestation of Marika's hatred that manifested within Messmer. It's what shadow is after, it's "dark notions that bear no sense of order"-scadutree avatar's description
It's not an entity that existed before Messmer, it's only as old as he is. And I do not see any reason to say he developed it later in his life, makes more sense if it was there from the beginning

[winged obsidian]

ehhh, it's not great but I still think overall the fg works better than the gsd

[tough summit]

i don't like either fight but sleep pots trivialize gsd

[tough summit]

from the get go?

[grand flame]

Carian regal scepter or Lusats staff which is better?

[winged obsidian]

yeah that's one of the reasons I think it's worse. at best it's simple, trivial, and boring. at worst it's hell on earth. I see the argument for the fg though he's just as boring

[cobalt ridge]

eepy pots are the solution.

[gray wraith]

where winds meet yoh just deflect the entire team and be aggressive to the bosses

[fluid fern]

@coarse blaze yo i love you

[gray wraith]

they do their combo but you just deflect them durring their combo and stance break them

[cobalt ridge]

I don't know since i'm not a lore guy, might be, but obv they cannot make a game about oneshotting enemies lmao.

[narrow orbit]

I imagine not
But hey you can beat the game without leveling up and there is nothing saying otherwise. However, the story expects you to have a maxed out weapon before the final boss

[fluid fern]

a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think bout except thoughts

[cobalt ridge]

Like sekiro?

[winged obsidian]

where does it say that it's a manifestation of marikas hatred or that it's only as old as Messmer? I couldn't find anything that said that

[tough summit]

I mean fromsoft games tend to make your character the underdog and i think that justifies that you somewhat whittle your enemies down rather than staggering them every few hits

[winged obsidian]

the idea of abominable serpents is at least older than him cause of Rykkard and that whole god devouring snake thing

[narrow orbit]

Well in Messmer's remembrance it states Messmer was locked away with a "hatred that would not be confined"
The next clue is in the snake itself, it's abyssal. It's shadow
Shadow was born of dark notions, as the avatar's remembrance states. Marika's dark notions specifically because she was one the who made the erdtree, and by extension the scadutree

[tough summit]

they should write elden ring novels

[cobalt ridge]

on it.

[narrow orbit]

Snakes as a concept are older than him
This specific snake isn't

[outer sun]

You're not writing anything