Absurd Trolley Problems

[slim blade]

Let's say that a trolley is heading towards Hal. You can pull the lever to divert it to the other track, running over Red instead. What do you do?

[sacred dawn]

Run over Red, Hal is dead in another universe already, so it is time for another one.

[sweet frost]

Terence would be able to stop that..!

Terence!!

[worn forge]

Run over Hal, he’s already dead, I guess he will just be, more dead?

[sweet frost]

or hal can just use his power to swipe around when the trolly comes..

these are special birds, no ordinary.

[barren charm]

Do Hal.
If Red dies the flock will have no leadership and probably get themselves killed trying to go on without him.

[mild zealot]

Kill red

[mild zealot]

He’s not dead

Lina confirmed that

Red also has no powers

[young citrus]

You know the answer

[slim blade]

The people have spoken...

[remote moon]

Yeah but...

||Does the flock actually need a leader? ||

[worn forge]

Terence can be the new leader

He would be a better leader anyways

[remote mountain]

red hal is definatly the best

[slate surge]

What if I break the lever so the car can do a cool trick hitting both instead

[frozen torrent]

bros a savage

[slate surge]

Terence w

[young citrus]

[remote mountain]

and thats saying something you are the evil stick of butter who has been trying to kill the pyitp flock

[worn forge]

That was awhile ago

[slim blade]

Ok so this one has a little bribing in it...

||A trolley is heading towards MrBeast, who offers you 10K dollars if you pull the lever to divert it to the other track, killing Bubbles instead. What do you do?||

[frozen torrent]

pull the lever

i really need that money

[robust tangle]

kill mr beast or i will subject you to deviantart’s artists, and do something else very unfunny.

[wintry cave]

Pull the level and let bubbles know so he can inflate and derail the trolly

[remote mountain]

bubbles is basically indestructible i hypothesized this because of how long he has been chucking himself towards glass wood and stone wich are all hazards for broken glass splinters and scrapes which could all lead to regular balloons poping yet he only deflates and even in ab2 were he is shown to pop he still comes back the angry birds are powerful so i will trust that bubbles will survive a train crash

[remote moon]

💸

[silent oasis]

flip

[silent oasis]

bubbles could just enter the trolley

[frigid kiln]

Kill them both

[latent ice]

you can literally apply that logic to any bird in the flock
in the context of angry birds bubbles isn't any more special than a grain of sand

[latent ice]

I'm flipping that lever instantly

[tranquil quail]

I’d remind the one driving the trolley, “Hey, there’s a bird in front on you!”, and he’d stop the trolley, giving Hal a chance to escape. Or, Hal can fly to Red just in time.

[worn forge]

You can’t save both