#What can actually take down the angry birds?

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digital torrent
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Never realized how powerful these guys are until i came back to the ab community so i wanna hear your thoughts. How would they be taken down?

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trail mesa
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a ban from google play

feral swift
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They don’t

digital torrent
old rover
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the year 2057

digital torrent
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ohmy GOODNESS

signal flower
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as you can see he absolutely demolishes the birds single handedly too

digital torrent
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WHAT

trail mesa
old rover
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goodness gracious

signal flower
valid topaz
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“the simplest solution is almost always the best.”

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he just runs in, takes the eggs, makes like a librarian and books it.

slender karma
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The closest was El Porkador but Terence managed to get him back.

south grove
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Gluttony is almost always the answer. If you can't beat 'em, then eat 'em!
..That's probably just something my warped mind made up...

lone kindle
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100 pigs

rough parrot
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Angry Birds 5-20

valid topaz
rough parrot
placid ingot
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Rovio… they can pull the plug at any time

quaint nest
valid topaz
south grove
devout viper
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Pigs can.
Actually,they already did it and a million of times:
When we lose in angry birds,we actually experience a timeline where the pigs won,it's not exaggeration.
It's logically canon,but we simply restart and we never experience the pigs victory.
If we go even further and talk generally:
If professor pig decided to completly help king pig get the eggs,their possibility of victory would have been of 100% long time ago.
The birds are powerful,but professor pig has incomparable knowledge and if he used it for the king and the minion pigs listened to him then no bird would be match for him.

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feral swift
lone kindle
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Mike shinoda

lone kindle
lone kindle
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rayman

cerulean swallow
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Most of the birds have weaknesses or fears that hinder their abilities to fend for themselves (for example: chuck’s fear of lightning.) though, not much can really stop Terence.

zenith cape
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Ya know, I may be able to think of a way to take down every angry bird given enough time and effort

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First things first you will need to separate them. If they all work together they are pretty much unbeatable and you will lose in pretty much five seconds

zenith cape
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I will be listing every angry bird and how to beat them in easy to understand steps so you too can say you know how to defeat the birbs

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First bird is red. The reason you will want to take red down first is because he is the leader and he makes the plans to defeat the pigs (or you in this scenario)

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His biggest strength is his anger, which makes him able to overcome the pigs time after time, but it is also his greatest weakness. Step one: use a projector to make an image of king pig with the eggs taunting him (or make fake wooden props like the ones from mighty hoax if you don’t have a projector) to lure him into a trap. Step two: drop a net or cage onto him to trap him so he can’t fight back. Step three: shoot him with a couple tranquilizer darts just to be safe.

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I will list more later because I don’t want to be banned for spam

terse scaffold
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Wassup I’m back after my old account (the one above) is no longer accessible because of dumb reasons ||let’s just say my friend and I had a minor disagreement over a dumb rpg bot in a server that had gambling that escalated quickly into me rejoining the server and being kicked again and again until discord thought my old account was a bot|| BUT ANYWAYS TIME TO CONTINUE THIS

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Next up would be chuck as he is second in command

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It would be easy, just lead em to an ice rink and the ice will make him slip and get a concussion making him easy to capture or… uh the other option

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I realize that nobody will even see this as the form is years old

wanton wadi
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What can take them down:
Chuck:Ice
Blues:Literally anything
Hal:Jake miller
Bubbles:Devianart
Matilda:chicken nuggets
Bomb:corn
Terence:Nothing cuz he's an all powerful omnipresent being
Stella:Gale
Gale:Stella
Red:The miracle of life

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Also,that one cage from the Big Setup cutsene that trapped everyone except Terence,since he's an all mighty omnipresent force of nature

wanton wadi
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I think yall know the one

silver rapids
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I think I have an idea, considering all the birds present, you just need to have a sturdy structure for Red, a unmovable structure for Stella, structure that isn't made from wood, glass, stone, or anything that could cause damage because the pigs are THAT stupid when they build, also have something to withstand explosions. Also use needles if Bubbles shows up, be careful for weak points because Hal exists, and try to trick Terence, as no real danger comes until he arrives. Basically, you are making a unbeatable level.

wanton wadi
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So...just make a Friends event level then?

silver rapids
wanton wadi
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Actually impossible feat there

tepid pollen
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A chandelier

ember yew
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Human's with Guns and Magic

tepid pollen
terse scaffold
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Is the person who made this forum even still in this server?

silver rapids
tepid pollen
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I think I joined in January left to make people will confused for a few months and then came back

mellow remnant
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Humans

tepid pollen
wanton wadi
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Terence is unbeatable

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You can only slow him down

mellow remnant
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Humans have tanks, nukes and guns

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What do the angry birbs got?

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A slingshot?

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Yeah they ain't winning

silver rapids
tepid pollen
mellow remnant
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I thought not.

tepid pollen
ember yew
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Human's with Magic can match Birds with Magic and now Imagine Human's with Both Technology and Magical Abilitys

surreal tinsel
ember yew
silver rapids
tepid pollen
silver rapids
surreal tinsel
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Ice bird: The shippers

ember yew
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Willow: Her Hat

terse scaffold
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All could be taken out by a ballistic missile (except maybe Terrence)

mellow remnant
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No
Even Terrence is no match for human ingenuity

ember yew
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Also Terrance is a bigger target

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Then again it has been proven he is basically as strong if not stronger then a modern tank

mellow remnant