💬gimshim-chat

[strange oracle]

why is he asking for medical assistance in hoyolab

[dusk pike]

it is like saying childe's team can do 100k dps but it is just wheel chair alone and childe dmg is 5% of total

[stray yacht]

.... just kinda looks like a bug bite ngl

[acoustic salmon]

Buddy thinks it’s reddit

[strange oracle]

the comments are saying its tick bites

[compact urchin]

why did bro have to explain the concept of a wheelchair

[woeful pasture]

probably is or midges

that said midges have more of a bump

[jolly yacht]

Ew bugs

I hope insects go extinct
And the entire ecosystem dies cus of it

[stray yacht]

i have really bad reactions to mosquito bites

[acoustic salmon]

Oh🧍‍♀️

[strange oracle]

js delete roaches

and mosquitoes

[acoustic salmon]

Same

[stray yacht]

no they have a use

[jolly yacht]

Who actually benefits from them

[compact urchin]

ok who benefits from mosquitos i HATE them

[stray yacht]

animals for food

[strange oracle]

last night i woke up at 3 am because there was a mosquito circling around my ear

[stray yacht]

ALOT of animals

[compact urchin]

okay get them to the ANIMALS then and OUT OF MY HOMEEE

[strange oracle]

what purpose
jumpscaring me in the bathroom

crawling out of the sewers and jumpscare ppl in their bathrooms

[stray yacht]

keeps everything from going to hell

[woeful pasture]

mosquitoes can go away

[stray yacht]

no

thats wasp

[jolly yacht]

I was searching
"What animals benefit from mosquitoes"

And google immediately changed it to
"What animals kill mosquitos"

[stray yacht]

wasp are legit like the one thing that CAN go away

cause most animals can't even eat them lmao

[strange oracle]

some guy bred and made cold resistant mosquitoes and was arrested

[compact urchin]

wasp r like buffed out bees

[acoustic salmon]

We love and respect bees in this christian minecraft server

[woeful pasture]

at least they don't spread malaria, yellow fever or zika

[compact urchin]

im crying can we get him to an asylum

[stray yacht]

but they kill bees and bee are very important

so they still fucking suck

[strange oracle]

theres a lot of wasps near the school
some even fly in the classrooms

[acoustic salmon]

Yeah I hate wasps

[stray yacht]

im not saying i enjoy these bugs

[strange oracle]

im getting elbowed by my dad if i turn on the lights and swat it

cause we share the same room

[woeful pasture]

but wasps are pollinators too like bees!

[stray yacht]

VERY VERY LITTLE

im not kidding they do not make up for it

[compact urchin]

my swatter broke and it still can't kill all these mosquitos

i have to sleep under the blanket

[acoustic salmon]

Is this real💀

[strange oracle]

just use ur hands

[compact urchin]

my hands r not enough to capture 100 mosquitos flying /m

[sharp sable]

https://x.com/i/status/2048780557513871482

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149316896726986752/1497696840727007414/1490562387965907004.gif

[compact urchin]

wow reminds me when we had alot of these.. our cat made large ahh holes all the time

[stray yacht]

another one

[acoustic salmon]

Nooooo bellsprout

[compact urchin]

hey so what do i do if one of my friends sent me those? is bro hacked?

[jolly heath]

how do so many people keep falling for the same hack and again why is it always mr beast

[stray yacht]

yeah sadly

[compact urchin]

cuz like we haven't chatted in years and bro pulls up with that

[stray yacht]

im sorry to say-

[jolly heath]

yeah bro is gone

[jolly yacht]

I remember my mom pulling this out
Back in the early 2010's
Every night

[stray yacht]

blade savings

[crude tusk]

Sheeesh let's go

[jolly heath]

i tried apoc reset today and im NOT clearing that shit

[dusk pike]

blashuhu

[jolly heath]

i will have to wait till i get Eva

[stray yacht]

.....

[jolly heath]

looks inside break and dot shill

[stray yacht]

just got a random friend invite...

lmfao

[crude tusk]

Discord things

?

[stray yacht]

its either a hacker or a scammer

[plucky folio]

It's a dot shill?

[crude tusk]

I've been getting random friend requests either lately

[jolly heath]

theres an dot buff there

[woeful pasture]

AI is cursed

[jolly heath]

and an erudition buff for some reason

[dusk pike]

you can use other teams

[jolly heath]

like no one is using herta for sparxie boss

[plucky folio]

That's why it's taking so long

[woeful pasture]

the subtitles even say cipher not scyther.

[crude tusk]

[dusk pike]

Yeah my teams are shilled

[plucky folio]

Good enough

[dusk pike]

not getting cyrene is hurting Castorice as her team becomes more and more countered

[devout gulch]

@jolly yacht do u play fisch

[ember idol]

Dead gam- never mind.

Do you have breb rod

Bread rod

[devout gulch]

It makes a comeback whenever i start to play it

[devout gulch]

No

[ember idol]

I meant migu rod

[devout gulch]

Miku?

Thats admij right

[ember idol]

Nu

[devout gulch]

Admin rod limited

[ember idol]

Migu rod is like guitar

[devout gulch]

I only have 2 instrument rods

[ember idol]

I think it's limited but still can be get

[devout gulch]

I think im actjally kind of good at fisch

One of the only games im gud at

[ember idol]

I suck at fisch, I just freeload from people

[devout gulch]

I got wrath scylla 2nd try

[ember idol]

Lucky

[devout gulch]

Not lucky

Its skill

[ember idol]

They have companions now too

[ember idol]

oh

[devout gulch]

I have a salmon

Floppy salmon

[ember idol]

Floppy disk salmon

@jolly yacht do u play fisch

Maybe it'll work if I ask

[devout gulch]

Also the wrath scylla needs rod of zenith which has such a low control

The lowest i think

[ember idol]

You'd need the control enchant for that then

[devout gulch]

And scylla makes the bar smaller

[devout gulch]

Herculean

Even with that its hard af

[ember idol]

I had the robin rod weeks ago

[devout gulch]

I got oni

[ember idol]

Then quitted

[devout gulch]

Amd ruinous

[ember idol]

:0

[devout gulch]

Dude cerulean fang rod is so goated

If u use for admin abuse then ur set for life

Insane control and resilience and slash

If u pair that with herculean u cant even lose a fish if u try

[ember idol]

usually it takes me hours to get the stuff for better rods so I tend not to do it

[devout gulch]

Im trying the olympus thing rn

[ember idol]

I heard it sucks and can take a day but I haven't tested it

[devout gulch]

I wanted the ass treus serenade so bad

It looks so cool

Aquariums used to gimme 10 mil an hour

Now they nerf

I mean a ehile bac5

Its why i quit

Js came back tho

[ember idol]

I see

[jolly heath]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rYcaHgzX5nk?si=z01sp2onh8rkNtT5 who tf is this 😭

[hushed musk]

OOOH

so that's playable Phaethon eh

ether attacker

[jolly heath]

imagine we have to pull for them

[hushed musk]

there's no movement tho

its probably A-rank

[jolly heath]

surly the mc is a 5 star

[atomic lily]

omg new fontainian guys (why does it look like a fontaine vision)

[jolly yacht]

Having bulgogi for lunch

Morning classes suck like leeches

Oh naur my Twitter is full of people thirsting over grown zuko

[jolly yacht]

It's so hot

The cafeteria Aircon can't keep up

[raven pier]

not as hot as you

get peng-wei-ed

[tame basalt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pFMMrW-sygo?si=oBMtdOl5spx2ul-A

[jolly yacht]

No

[tame basalt]

Heh bau bau

I woke up and search for bau bau rossi

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/rossi-rossi-arknights-rossi-endfield-arknights-endfield-ark-rossi-gif-1717324898289716300

[small swallow]

STANDOOIO

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/rossi-arknights-endfield-takdes-takundes-endfield-rossi-gif-2263775132388205838

[jolly yacht]

Naur

[devout gulch]

Aw

[dusk pike]

3 teams...

[simple bolt]

stand

[jolly heath]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HF0K02AXoAEUjEx.webp

i dont even have 2 good teams and they wanna add a 3rd

[jolly yacht]

Ambuwu plays fisch

[devout gulch]

Oh

[jolly yacht]

@strange oracle isn't that right ambussy

Or was that a different game

[devout gulch]

*ambwussy

[jolly yacht]

Hawak ko ang beat hawak ko ang gabi

[devout gulch]

👍

[simple bolt]

watts dat

[devout gulch]

https://youtu.be/b9zyFR-qMlU?si=Anw-86ewqopWWPex

[jolly yacht]

Roblox game about fishig

I think it's kinda boring

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-sunglasses-glasses-gif-11912564503946093605

[devout gulch]

Ye but i like it

Not for everyone

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-kaiser-blue-lock-kaiser-mihyaeru-kaiser-blue-lock-gif-7411631128670773310

[devout gulch]

I do like the calm music and the boss fights

[devout gulch]

Is fesh a cannibal

He plays fisch

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-gif-7485911203916605664

[fair vale]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXqQKuXlJc0/?igsh=MTdwMjN2cWdrMHdxYw== im sorry what

[simple bolt]

imagine they free

[fair vale]

Would be funny

I deleted zzz for now tho

[simple bolt]

why would da mc be not free❓

[jolly yacht]

For money?

Dumb ass maomao

[simple bolt]

I bet my left nut they free

[jolly yacht]

What nut

[simple bolt]

left

[jolly yacht]

U have none

[simple bolt]

I have almonds

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/accel-world-black-lotus-gif-761436201475898658

[simple bolt]

and cashew

[tame basalt]

it's hard for anime nowaday to have this kind of animations

[fair vale]

Money

[sinful wyvern]

how long would it take to 100 percent exploration

[fair vale]

Gonna try nte

[fair vale]

Exploring what exactly

[simple bolt]

me too
tomorrow

[fair vale]

I’m pre installing now

[simple bolt]

watt time it releasing

[ember idol]

I kiss the fesh

[fair vale]

Idk

[jolly yacht]

That's kinda gae

[fair vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kissing-a-fish-gordon-ramsay-uncharted-fishing-i-caught-a-fish-gif-23345245

[sinful wyvern]

teyvat.

the land.

[fair vale]

Years

Still it’s not fully released

[sinful wyvern]

up till the latest place i mean

[fair vale]

Week

If ur good enough

[sinful wyvern]

good enough?

[simple bolt]

u got yaoguang❓

[sinful wyvern]

is this a mental health thing

or skill

[fair vale]

Yes

[fair vale]

Both ig

[sinful wyvern]

got it

i just wanna save up primogems fr mauvika rerun

for

[ember idol]

Beautiful fesh not handsome fesh

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-twitter-stan-twitter-roblox-gif-2893728334394061840

[ember idol]

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/for-fisch-gif-10240990313021478490

[devout gulch]

Very beautiful eh?

Did i spell that right

Beautiful

[sinful wyvern]

wrong spelling

[iron raft]

NO FUCKING WAYYUYYY

THE MC

[devout gulch]

Hi ori

[devout gulch]

Who is u

[sinful wyvern]

i is me?

[devout gulch]

Is this ur first time chatting here?

hhahhahaahah new bean

[sinful wyvern]

i chat sometimes when i need help with genshin

[simple bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/guang-and-alper-fish-kissing-alper-kissing-guang-guang-kissing-alper-guang-gif-25492769

[sinful wyvern]

but i have free time so im just chatting

[sinful wyvern]

do fish have emotions? like are they sentient.

[iron raft]

NO FUCKING WAYYYY

[devout gulch]

Lmao bro has a life

Imagine having a life

[sinful wyvern]

unfortunatly

i wish i could freely live my chud life

[iron raft]

ZZZ MCs boutta enter their third skin

[final basalt]

omg a totally real leak of snezhnaya that is totally not just Indonesia omg omg

[sinful wyvern]

it looks like indonesia

[jolly yacht]

My dad is da wei
And I can confirm

[hushed musk]

man this apoc shadow sucks

[final basalt]

ikr

it doesnt help that i got selele instead of lvl 999

[simple bolt]

I got welt

[simple bolt]

I used Archer and DOT

[hushed musk]

i lack DOT

[sinful wyvern]

i have a question.

does it matter if i play the game with meta teams or not?

can i play with any chracter i want and would i be able to clear the story that way

[simple bolt]

yes for story any character works

[sinful wyvern]

okay cuz im new and i want mauvika but i dont have any of her support units.

to make her effective

[devout gulch]

Dw brochacho

Bike go brrr

[sinful wyvern]

thats why i want her. would help in exploration and bike looks super fun

[fair vale]

How long are u gonna save

[sinful wyvern]

i kinda just wanted to collect all the archons thats why i started playing

[wild umbra]

rat from the sky

[fair vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-from-the-sky-mavuika-genshin-impact-gif-13902713010379164806

[sinful wyvern]

till mauvika reruns i guess? also im new so i have the entire map left to explore. im hoping that i can get atleast 60k primogems by the time mauvika's banner finishes

[lost umbra]

finally got to talk to my friend about his girlfriend who i thought hated me

[fair vale]

Good luck

[jolly yacht]

You should've told me ur bf

[fair vale]

No (pls delete)

[sinful wyvern]

oh thanks alot

[jolly yacht]

Leeks

[sinful wyvern]

oh sorry

[jolly yacht]

I would've dealt with em

[fair vale]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-cap-cheeks-uma-musume-umamusume-cheek-poke-gif-7427466542560441172

[sinful wyvern]

i thought it was official news

[lost umbra]

she's just a, and i quote, "a stubborn teenage cat"

[sinful wyvern]

sorry

[sinful wyvern]

who?

mauvika?

[lost umbra]

my friend's girlfriend

is a tsundere

[wild umbra]

luna 8 (6.7)

[simple bolt]

did u build yor wolfie

[sinful wyvern]

oh okay okay

[fair vale]

Wolfie?

[sinful wyvern]

wifi?

[final basalt]

wolfie glick

[scarlet thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647407731971588106/1442880731671035914/mpreg_giver2.gif

[fair vale]

Who tf

No

I never pulled her

4 hours till nefer

[sinful wyvern]

what game

[jolly yacht]

4 hours till I kick ur shins

[scarlet thistle]

endfield

[fair vale]

Arknight endfield

[scarlet thistle]

i still have time

[sinful wyvern]

i like but she needs supports to be good i heard

[jolly yacht]

Isn't it silver wolf hsr

[sinful wyvern]

is it free? what are the system requirements to play it

[fair vale]

4 hours till i press the soft spot on ur shoulder

[sinful wyvern]

huh? what

[fair vale]

It’s free
Genshin level requirements

[fair vale]

Yes

[sinful wyvern]

i have an i5 laptop with integrated intel graphics...

8 gb ram

[jolly yacht]

Can u run genshin on it ?

[fair vale]

idk then

[scarlet thistle]

its okay endfield is actually not that wow

[sinful wyvern]

never tried really i play genshin on mobile

[simple bolt]

then did u du any endgame

[sinful wyvern]

ah okay

[fair vale]

AP

[sinful wyvern]

i was thinking ill just get warframa or GW2 on my laptop

[fair vale]

With the Herta in second place

[simple bolt]

watt u mean AS

[jolly yacht]

If your laptop can run Warframe it can run endfield

[fair vale]

Yes

[sinful wyvern]

ohhh okay but is it fun?

[simple bolt]

show points

[fair vale]

No

[jolly yacht]

Lemme just say
It's a factory simulator

[sinful wyvern]

oh nvm then.

[fair vale]

I haven’t even tried level 4

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/zhuang-fangyi-zhuang-fangyi-dragon-dragon-girl-gif-17711825278584358889

[sinful wyvern]

i really enjoyed dark souls

[fair vale]

I will try it tomorrow

[fair vale]

Which one

[jolly yacht]

Don't say 2

Whoever says 2 shall be banished to the shadow realm

[fair vale]

Anything but 2

[sinful wyvern]

1 cuz solaire. i havent played 2 or 3. i played blood bourne and elven ring.

blood bourne was really good

[fair vale]

U should play 3

[jolly yacht]

OMG BLOODBORNE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

[fair vale]

And forget that 2 even exists

[jolly yacht]

@hollow rain get ur fatass over here twin

[sinful wyvern]

i wanna im just saving money i wanna get a better laptop or build a pc atleast.

[simple bolt]

elven ring mention

[fair vale]

ur pc can run ds3

[sinful wyvern]

elden ring i mean

[jolly yacht]

Elves got slaughtered in frieren

[fair vale]

Trust me

[sinful wyvern]

very laggy and slow cluttered

[jolly yacht]

Trust us

[fair vale]

[jolly yacht]

Not him
But us

[fair vale]

Alr i go now

Bye

[sinful wyvern]

bye byeee

[tender widget]

Phase 2 out or how many hours left?

[jolly yacht]

Heizou said 4 hours

[tender widget]

Oh interesting so I might pull Lauma tonight then 👌

First one to upload pull videos always boost my channel

The only successful long videos are the Genshin pull videos

[iron raft]

hope you do as good as you did for rossi

[scarlet thistle]

i hate u

[crude tusk]

4 hours left in asia to phase two

[scarlet thistle]

17h in america

[simple bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

[scarlet thistle]

FINALLY

1 pull

[scarlet thistle]

mao im getting chased by a dog in ginshin

[vapid cave]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-stupid-gif-12283730519291017841

[simple bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/linnea-genshin-genshin-impact-genshin-linnea-lumi-gif-13482373235212864717

[simple bolt]

dats normal

[prisma roost]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFRfqdkakAAsnZr.webp

[jolly yacht]

Fudgie bar

[simple bolt]

watts dat

[devout gulch]

Pfp changs

[ornate pewter]

https://blogs.mtdv.me/videos/T7oPxhgGVO

[devout gulch]

Emo to goth

[simple bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-world-of-warcraft-warcraft-alexstrasza-anime-gif-23880542

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-killua-chocolate-robots-gif-19399337

[simple bolt]

plastic❓

[jolly yacht]

Fudgie bar

[devout gulch]

Red judas is in fisch guys

[sharp sable]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-gon-gif-20971458

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-zoldyck-upvote-gif-12748701646128645176

[sharp sable]

chocolate

[simple bolt]

https://fxtwitter.com/kirinottk/status/2048953509589237815

桐野 (@kirinottk)

#ArknightsEndfield📷 #Laevatain #莱万汀
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[scarlet thistle]

oh i hate this game

[crude tusk]

rip

[devout gulch]

My camera roll is so fried

[crude tusk]

please don't flood the chat with images

[light fable]

\

welt dream

[jolly yacht]

Welt megatron

[devout gulch]

It is a me me

[tame basalt]

https://youtu.be/QWo1raW88tY?si=Z-GoFLRUQTWI8111

[summer rapids]

The ZZZ MCs finally are playable...

https://youtube.com/shorts/rYcaHgzX5nk?si=fk2CvEizjlBpHopA

[devout gulch]

Is this discord or yt shorts

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/meisho-doto-meisho-doto-umamusume-wag-gif-3895396408901169739

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[summer rapids]

Ether Attacker too... Are they going to be given for free though? Since they're MCs

[devout gulch]

Steins gate music so peak twin🥺

[tame basalt]

https://youtu.be/xsRDViQXHYU?si=kCkvOwHTS5zO52co i think i need help

[fair vale]

Rip

[scarlet thistle]

i give up

maybe ill install genshin again when lohen drops

[fair vale]

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/lohen-lohen-genshin-lohen-km-near-your-house-lohen-near-lohenuinely-gif-12702229488470118499

[fair vale]

[sinful wyvern]

i got a qiqi...

[scarlet thistle]

better than this random

[devout gulch]

Bro WTF IS THIS GIY THINKING

Steins gate is trippy

AGAIN?

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/lady-gaga-lady-gaga-abracadabra-abracadabra-lady-gaga-gaga-lady-gaga-music-video-gif-8765404402375740759

I want her hat

[ember idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1449942974019670066/1458462764501827644/JSBF_9XVATAAS7_YNB8HE.gif

[jolly yacht]

This one gets depresso

[sinful wyvern]

true

[sinful wyvern]

car

[sinful wyvern]

how is ur username a different font?

[ember idol]

Nitro

[sinful wyvern]

ohh

👍

[ember idol]

[devout gulch]

Goof morny

[hollow rain]

bad mornings

[devout gulch]

?

[jolly yacht]

I AM FREE

[ember idol]

[ember idol]

Hi FREE

[devout gulch]

Watty happen

[jolly yacht]

Yeyyyyy yeyyy yyyyy
I can eat bibimbap now

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-kitty-gif-6540808372197226742

[devout gulch]

Is dat the anchovy thingy

[ember idol]

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/samgyup-gif-26291326

I'ma order some sushi too

I deserve all this rice after classes

[devout gulch]

I hate rice

I eat it everyday

[summer marsh]

Can’t believe John zenelss is real

[devout gulch]

Yo why this dude got so many waifus

[hollow rain]

JUST SAY YOU FAT

[devout gulch]

Wait ANOTHER ONE?

[sharp sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/684365249960345643/1496763041868414996/-_.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245994663186399331/1254407854316720159/QQ20240411220209.gif

[jolly yacht]

Well that makes you fat too

[hollow rain]

i gotta go to the supermarket

[jolly yacht]

Don't y'all just eat bread there

https://tenor.com/view/pig-eat-sushi-pig-meeboo-piggster-gif-18508782

[hollow rain]

i like my bread, but no

[jolly yacht]

Me rn

[jolly yacht]

What u buying

Instant ramen ?

[hollow rain]

real foodd

[jolly yacht]

What is this "real food"

[hollow rain]

not instant ramen

[ornate pewter]

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-anime-dance-silly-gif-7439677361449276795

[iron raft]

its me

im yunmy

yum yum scrumptious

nom nom shark

k im going to sleep now

[devout gulch]

Goody eepy

I wish u have cold pillows

[tame basalt]

[iron raft]

this girl kinda makes me wanna go back to mogil stardive

[fair vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

[molten hazel]

navia ended varka

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-gif-13175692768349155885

[jolly yacht]

Special edition that ur ai couldn't copy

[dense ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seals-touys-toys-cute-seal-gif-6383234950309333351

[devout gulch]

Tell me the name of 2 random pokemon

[dusk pike]

plusle and minun

[scarlet thistle]

my aunt has that rich woman laugh..

should i ask her for 5 welkins

how can u be in debt with razor as ur best

crazy

[jolly yacht]

How about you play the game

[gritty basin]

MB ig

[jolly yacht]

Try joining giveaways
In other hoyoverse fan servers

This server doesn't usually do giveaways

[fair vale]

Any second now

Nefer will be here

[jolly yacht]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2049043252741910983?t=5FVv8Ms_L80kdyvnQhhM6g&s=19

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Pokémon are releasing a ¥35,200 ($220) Quagsire table in Japan

It will be approximately 48.5×46×40cm in size

X · Apr 28, 2026, 8:29 AM

[fair vale]

any second now

[jolly yacht]

Oh this is cute!
It'll look nice beside my bed

Too bad it's only in Japan :(

My for you page is telling me to stand cortis omg

Low ahh budget mv's

[fair vale]

Nefer will i let go

[jolly yacht]

Fuck you bitch
I am the master rock paper scissors mf

[jolly yacht]

How many pulls did it take ?

[fair vale]

71+-10

[scarlet thistle]

if nefer is your power, what are you without her

[jolly yacht]

Lmfao

Hard pity ?

https://tenor.com/view/boynextdoor-woonhak-boynextdoor-woonhak-woonagi-boynextdoor-woonagi-gif-218317709929775195

[fair vale]

[fair vale]

I’m a sed individual

[jolly yacht]

HEY MY GIRLFRIEND DONT LEAVE ME HANGING
OH OH AH AH
HEY MY GIRLFRIEND

Music is the best way to wake up from sleepy

[sinful kayak]

Congrats

[fair vale]

Ty ro

[jolly yacht]

Do u have lauma for her ?

[fair vale]

Ye

[thorny crystal]

No more Chasca huh

Man I just need a Nightsoul DPS I'm getting my ass kicked in Ochkanatlan

[strange oracle]

Line for bus so long

[jolly yacht]

Just get a car

And contribute to pollution

[strange oracle]

I'm 16 millia

[scarlet thistle]

spoken like a true bean

[strange oracle]

What is this deck

[scarlet thistle]

actually balanced

[sinful kayak]

Ohh they are still there

[scarlet thistle]

mi deck is even worse

[strange oracle]

Lubean I switch bobm tower for tesla

[scarlet thistle]

gud

[strange oracle]

I got air defense now

[wintry verge]

I’m poor

[strange oracle]

In exchange I faced recurits hogs instantly the next match

[scarlet thistle]

[strange oracle]

Supercell is watching me

[sinful kayak]

Still richer then 95% of genshin players

[scarlet thistle]

mi linnea turned to be purple and from liyue

[wintry verge]

Not really much

[strange oracle]

Same meowmeow

[strange oracle]

Lubean guess what I got

[scarlet thistle]

megaknight

[wintry verge]

How did u get that much jades…

Share me a bit

[sinful kayak]

My jaw hurts 😭

[scarlet thistle]

close enough

[strange oracle]

Why everyone jaw hurt
First heizowo then u

[sinful kayak]

Who are you saving for ?

[sinful kayak]

Teeh problems

[scarlet thistle]

they surprised by how cowl we are

[sinful kayak]

Well for me it's a gum problem

[strange oracle]

Therta e2s1
I'm going to pull for tribbies lc

[devout gulch]

Hallo ambrus

[strange oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-1blocked-message-one-blocked-message-gif-25605377

[sinful kayak]

There's gonna be a lot of left over gems

[strange oracle]

Yeah hope therta doesn't end up like rapper (sorry heizowo)

[jolly yacht]

You're European

[strange oracle]

No rerun for ages and fall off alr

[strange oracle]

Norwegian

[jolly yacht]

No

[strange oracle]

Yuh

[jolly yacht]

Ethiopian

Wait was it Lithuania or Ethiopian

[sinful kayak]

Im not Norwegina, I just live there currently

[devout gulch]

[sinful kayak]

Ethiopia is not in EU

[jolly yacht]

I was boutta laugh in ambruhs face

[devout gulch]

I can laugh since he blocked me

[jolly yacht]

No wonder everyone hates you

[devout gulch]

Why are we laughing again

I just saw that u wanted to laugh

I can laugh for u

[minor crater]

Is there a co op channel here?

[jolly yacht]

#📌gimshim-help

[strange oracle]

@scarlet thistle dis guy megaknighted my bats

[sinful kayak]

I thik there used to be and actual co-op channel

[devout gulch]

Our brains are shrinking???

[jolly yacht]

Yuh it got condensed into the help channel
Cus paimon thought the server had too many channels

[sinful kayak]

Makes sense, no one was using it anyway

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-our-brains-are-shrinking-please-stop-an-iq-too-high-gif-14451649523511961636

[sinful kayak]

Are you ok ?

[jolly yacht]

Lmfao

[devout gulch]

Idk

[fair vale]

Nefer is fun

I’m having fun

[vapid cave]

You won?

[fair vale]

I was guaranteed

[hollow rain]

i like nefer

too bad she's a yelan copu

[crude tusk]

Yes it used to be

But now it's only #📌gimshim-help

Or this chat

[hollow rain]

mendes columbina cosplay chat

[tame basalt]

Congrats, now your next artifact roll gonna suck

https://tenor.com/view/曼城茶座-マンハッタンカフェ-manhattan-cafe-賽馬娘-馬娘-gif-18244025752975758208

[simple bolt]

now get dat horse's ass boy

[devout gulch]

Congy watsy

[fair vale]

What horse

She’s lvl 90 already

[tame basalt]

I'm now wet vision

[jolly yacht]

That sounds bad

[simple bolt]

ok then uh
da stygian honse

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-tachyon-agnes-tachyon-tuesday-gif-7359113868209392379

[hollow rain]

https://tenor.com/view/light-skin-stare-gif-27568384

[jolly yacht]

I think I am so cute

[simple bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

[hollow rain]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laugh-monkey-ksi-primal-gif-15771937260145199571

[jolly yacht]

Bunch of bullies

And when it's someone else
Y'all will agree

[hollow rain]

cuz they're not millia

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-unc-drool-drooling-gif-8629713505320524

[tame basalt]

Hey at least you're not rindo

Getting strays for no reason

[jolly yacht]

He's a punching bag

Push over
Bath mat

[hollow rain]

freaky

[strange oracle]

@scarlet thistle what is dis deck

[jolly yacht]

Lackey

[tame basalt]

Me when

[jolly yacht]

No

[strange oracle]

Is watching umamusume with my homie considered gay

[jolly yacht]

No

[hollow rain]

yes

[jolly yacht]

Uma musume is for buff giga Chad men

[hollow rain]

and then you start making out and stuff

freaky

[devout gulch]

The only umamusme i know is the song

Not the horsies

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/meisho-doto-meisho-doto-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-2281805766005760505

[tame basalt]

The question is... Would it make you gay if you don't watch Uma musume with your homies

[strange oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thinking-baby-thinking-cat-baby-thinking-cat-baby-baby-philosophical-gif-17428742062241334001

[jolly yacht]

I am a man btw

I lied about being a woman

[hollow rain]

wassup a man btw

[strange oracle]

So ur gay because u have a gym rat bf

[devout gulch]

How tf are u unreacting

[jolly yacht]

I always said I am gae
You guys just didn't believe me

[devout gulch]

Kawai man

[hollow rain]

he's the gym rat bf

[tame basalt]

Mf on Twitter saying all Uma are daughter when maruzensky, Sirius symboli and mejiro ramonu enters the room

[jolly yacht]

And I am 255cm

[devout gulch]

Men😋

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-iron-blooded-orphans-ibo-barbatos-umapyoi-densetsu-gif-3715525573600054978

[strange oracle]

Nice typo

[devout gulch]

2555cm

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/camisa-verde-gif-1618610020325172540

[jolly yacht]

This is mean

[tame basalt]

I can hear the gif

[devout gulch]

Mean in our language means fish

[leaden marlin]

Autism?

[jolly yacht]

What even is ur language

[tame basalt]

I just dropped my phone on my face

[jolly yacht]

I am a woman btw

[hollow rain]

crazy

[jolly yacht]

I lied about being a man

[hollow rain]

sup a woman btw.

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-compilation-gif-13640436854487120356

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-asleep-love-note-gif-12597415

[devout gulch]

What to belive

But myself

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kicks-door-yakuza-enter-kiryu-gif-19648375

[devout gulch]

Ur a tomboy

[jolly yacht]

My voice is too kawaii to be a man
But at the same time I can be a femboy

[devout gulch]

Yak uma

[hollow rain]

what is bro talking about

[devout gulch]

Woman who wants to be man is tomboy

[jolly yacht]

I am too cutesy to be a tomboy

[tame basalt]

Kiryu is Mihono Bourbon's trainer

[simple bolt]

femboy needs ballz

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-falcon-mihono-bourbon-uma-musume-dance-gif-17362494287675271031

[jolly yacht]

I have wall nuts

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/wallnut-pvz-nut-plant-plants-vs-zombies-gif-21898627

[strange oracle]

Chu kawaikute gomen

[devout gulch]

Janglish

[jolly yacht]

Mapanghe ka

The google translate for this message is wrong btw

[devout gulch]

Wait is this an actual word

[strange oracle]

Shut up tariz
Japanese is not in the 4 languages I speak

[jolly yacht]

What are the 4 languages

[devout gulch]

I thkught it was cutesy way to say you kawai cutw woman

[strange oracle]

English Cantonese mandarin and german

[jolly yacht]

I don't believe the german

Say fuck you in german

[strange oracle]

I forgor

[devout gulch]

Ragebait, more ragebait, cantonese, orange

[strange oracle]

[jolly yacht]

Does Duolingo teach swear words ?

[strange oracle]

No I had to learn German due to school policies

I was forced

[simple bolt]

I m uh bhatato

[jolly yacht]

I know gibberish

Kak yoo bexth

[strange oracle]

I know halt einfach die klapfe is stfu tho

[devout gulch]

I luv bhatato fry

[strange oracle]

And the hundschiesse is dog shit

[jolly yacht]

Perfect word for you

[devout gulch]

Ik krankenagon

[strange oracle]

Yes

[jolly yacht]

What's the word for that egg opener thing

[devout gulch]

*wagon

[devout gulch]

The wat

[strange oracle]

It's so fucking long I don't remember milkia

[jolly yacht]

It's an important word

[devout gulch]

What is an egg opener

[jolly yacht]

Device that cracks boil eggs so u can eat it

[strange oracle]

I remember eirschale is egg shell

I don't remember the rest

[jolly yacht]

Do you still learn German ?

[strange oracle]

Just use ur hands 💔

[devout gulch]

I can read arabic but not understand most of it

[jolly yacht]

It looks much nicer

[devout gulch]

Fr

[strange oracle]

That means you don't know how to peel ur eggs
U pell with ur thumb not ur fingertips

Crack the bottom because it's hollow and then peel with thumb

[jolly yacht]

Most Germans eat the egg
Soft boiled
And prefer to eat it with a spoon for some reason

[devout gulch]

+????

[jolly yacht]

Wdym dog millia 😭

[devout gulch]

What

[strange oracle]

I didn't know Deutschlander mogen Essen hund

[devout gulch]

Ik some japanese

[jolly yacht]

Me neither

[sinful wyvern]

neither??

[jolly yacht]

I didn't know either

[devout gulch]

I gave up cus of hirigama and other bs

[jolly yacht]

Either neither

[devout gulch]

Meater

[sinful wyvern]

what are u actually saying.

are u german? how are the universities in germany

[jolly yacht]

How do you not know neither??

[sinful wyvern]

what in the actual skibidi are you saying

[jolly yacht]

[sinful wyvern]

same reaction

[devout gulch]

Wait is u not knowing english

[sinful wyvern]

I DO????

[jolly yacht]

Girly
I am just saying me neither 😭

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laugh-monkey-ksi-primal-gif-15771937260145199571

[strange oracle]

屌你老母呀死人 gen alpha

[sinful wyvern]

im 19

im gen z

[jolly yacht]

Ur gen alpha too

[sinful wyvern]

alr i just lost context

[strange oracle]

16 is gen z

[jolly yacht]

Go search it up boozo

[sinful wyvern]

sure bud.

[devout gulch]

Why did u two both block me even though yall respond to me

[strange oracle]

[sinful wyvern]

???? what-?

[devout gulch]

Stick to not showing msg

[jolly yacht]

Cus you're annoying af
And can't read rooms

[hollow rain]

tariz annoying asf

[jolly yacht]

Ikr Pedro ratmiti

[sinful wyvern]

im losing more context by the minute

[devout gulch]

Not u

[devout gulch]

Ppl hate me yk

[hollow rain]

we dont need context to slander

we need lack of context.

[devout gulch]

My niece older than u brotato

[strange oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hammer-cat-being-hit-on-the-head-with-a-hammer-monjjunirawr-silly-cat-cat-hammered-gif-10390299470246788991

[sinful wyvern]

you're onto something i see the vision

[jolly yacht]

I thought u were 2010

[strange oracle]

Shut up ur 13

[strange oracle]

My birthday is in November I turn 17 this year

[devout gulch]

Dont respond to me

[strange oracle]

[jolly yacht]

They grow up so fast huhuhu

[strange oracle]

Oh yeah tmr is gyattaegis birthday

[jolly yacht]

He doxxed himself a few days ago
Let's pull up to his crib

[devout gulch]

Also im trying alr

[sinful wyvern]

who is that

[devout gulch]

Eyy me too

[strange oracle]

I don't live in the Philippines

[jolly yacht]

Fly to it

[strange oracle]

I have school and I'm broke

[jolly yacht]

Swimming is also free

[sinful wyvern]

in one day?

[strange oracle]

I'm from hk

[jolly yacht]

He's from china he'll be here in like 2 hours

[sinful wyvern]

kaeya bridging also works.

[strange oracle]

Takes like 2 and a half hours

[devout gulch]

U say i cant read rooms but bully me whenever u get the chance

[hollow rain]

😝

[strange oracle]

Even flying to Japan takes 3

[sinful wyvern]

wait do chinese people still have a limit on how much they can game per day by the goverment? i saw that in some reel

[jolly yacht]

That literally isn't the definition of reading rooms

[devout gulch]

Idc if u bully me pedro

Ur handsome

[hollow rain]

cuz im goated

[modest rain]

Do I pull lauma or nefer first?

[sinful wyvern]

pull for zhongli

[jolly yacht]

Lauma
Nefer gets nerfed badly without her

[devout gulch]

So?? Bullying is ok then??

[modest rain]

TANKli

[hollow rain]

ayo

[jolly yacht]

I literally ignore you
How am I supposed to bully you

[crude tusk]

Lauma

[modest rain]

Ok ty ❤️

[strange oracle]

It's not even my birthday yet

[sinful wyvern]

bullying only exists for people with a victim mindset

[crude tusk]

Goodluck pulling

[strange oracle]

I turn 17 in November

[devout gulch]

Wait i got u mixed up

I meant the chinese guy

[hollow rain]

in my case i like being bullied. AYo

[strange oracle]

I can finally drink next year

[devout gulch]

Wut

[strange oracle]

How does beer taste like

[hollow rain]

this was a joke btw chat

[sinful wyvern]

lauma tho cuz more account value if u get her and not nefer

[jolly yacht]

Asscheeks

[hollow rain]

it tastes meh

[sinful wyvern]

cakes and candles to you

[jolly yacht]

Ain't that right Pedro brotato

[strange oracle]

Why my dad keep drinking it tho

[devout gulch]

It tastes haram

[jolly yacht]

U asked the same thing like 2 weeks ago

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[hollow rain]

it tastes meh, but it feels good perchance???

[jolly yacht]

People need a way to forget their problems

[devout gulch]

Bc u live in the household

[sinful wyvern]

pause.

[sharp sable]

[strange oracle]

We're not Muslim bro

[devout gulch]

Play

[jolly yacht]

No lauma yet ?

[sinful wyvern]

drinking is bad for the liver.

[strange oracle]

I'm curious ok

[devout gulch]

We are also not anti joke

[jolly yacht]

He's depresso that's it

[sinful wyvern]

how do you know what that tastes like tho? better question

[jolly yacht]

Cus I drank it.

[devout gulch]

Bc she drank it?

[jolly yacht]

That is not a better question

I will yeet you to the moon

[sinful wyvern]

there is stronger stuff than beer if u wanna forget ur problems

[hollow rain]

i like drinking, but its not like it tastes good

[sharp sable]

right

[devout gulch]

Daym ur also dum dum like me js a lil smarter

[strange oracle]

How does ur beer taste like

[devout gulch]

Wdym his beer

[sinful wyvern]

i meant the asscheeks part.

[jolly yacht]

The cheaper stuff is easily bought

[devout gulch]

Oh

[strange oracle]

Kirin is a beer brand dumbfuck

[jolly yacht]

Asscheeks is a metaphor
Not literally

Or was it simile...

[devout gulch]

Sorry i dont drink or anyone in my family

[hollow rain]

you guys need to try a piece of the chicken i made

[jolly yacht]

Ayo real food

[devout gulch]

Yes

[hollow rain]

i found lemon pepper in the supermarket and instantly copped it

[jolly yacht]

I am in a rice coma from earlier

[hollow rain]

this shit fresh.

[strange oracle]

I trust Pedro's cooking

[jolly yacht]

Radioactive chicken

[hollow rain]

i dont trust yours, instant ramen guy

[sinful wyvern]

might as well

[sinful wyvern]

fair

[sharp sable]

good

[jolly yacht]

😭 I am a changed woman

[sinful wyvern]

pause.

[jolly yacht]

Easy addiction

[sinful wyvern]

wya?

[strange oracle]

He's targeting me

[devout gulch]

Dont encourage drinking

[strange oracle]

I have no time and I'm lazy

[hollow rain]

portugal

[sinful wyvern]

shit thats gotta be fire tho

[strange oracle]

Also it feels good

[hollow rain]

lisboa portugal, come give money to my government

pls

[devout gulch]

As much as he hates me i dont want him to be an addict

[jolly yacht]

He keeps doxxing himself

[sinful wyvern]

im nowhere near you

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rouxls-kaard-gif-24480626

[jolly yacht]

Imagine a bigger dude than you Pedro shows up at ur house one day

[sinful wyvern]

i dont have money to give to myself what will i give to your goverment

[sinful wyvern]

pedro will give him chicken

seasoned with lemon pepper

[devout gulch]

Cant imagine cus no human bigger than pedro

[hollow rain]

except rindo, millia and ambrius, to the sides

[devout gulch]

I thought we were talking about strength

[sinful wyvern]

anyonen study physics here

[devout gulch]

I need to

I have classes

[hollow rain]

mechanical engineering

[devout gulch]

But pwdro is pretty smart

[sinful wyvern]

im gonna major in cs in august.

[hollow rain]

dude, stop glazing me wtf

[devout gulch]

Wait pwdro u didn't block me??

[hollow rain]

no

[devout gulch]

Uh

[hollow rain]

y would i block anyone, thats millia stuff

[sinful wyvern]

he will if u keep glazing him

[jolly yacht]

@vapid cave brotato we pulling up to ur crib for ur birthday

[devout gulch]

[sinful wyvern]

is that a threat

[jolly yacht]

It's a warning

[sinful wyvern]

bro what????

[strange oracle]

I could make it if I have a doctor's note and money to fly to phillipines rn

[hollow rain]

wtf

you 13 lil bro

[vapid cave]

Oh hell nah, you fatties ain't gonna fit smh.

[devout gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/krispy-kreme-glazed-donuts-donuts-doughnuts-donut-day-gif-17585791

[jolly yacht]

Imagine if he's getting groomed

[devout gulch]

Donuts are glazed

I like donuts

[jolly yacht]

Sana may handa

[strange oracle]

You thirteen
Qixing drop a megaknight on them

[devout gulch]

So i like glazing

[sinful wyvern]

tariz thats enough internet for the day

[devout gulch]

Wdym

What did i say

[sinful wyvern]

abra cadabra kazoo

[devout gulch]

Wait no im actually not understanding

[jolly yacht]

First it was nomi and now you
Dats crazy behaviour from 13 year olds

[devout gulch]

Im innocent tho??

[strange oracle]

Nomi is like 14-15

[sinful wyvern]

wait omg kirby. have u played kirby on gba?

[devout gulch]

Idk what that means im js a wittlw baby

[sinful wyvern]

get out bro.

[strange oracle]

But what he said was very inappropriate

[devout gulch]

Dude

[strange oracle]

Yeah bro
May you get isekaied into a moba as a jungle mob

[devout gulch]

U called me slurs

Is that appropriate?

Also i dont know what it means too

[strange oracle]

You shouldn't know what Nomi said

You would search that up

[devout gulch]

Well what momi said was a lil bit more obvious

And i didnt search it up

[sinful wyvern]

https://imgur.com/kEh8eeI

[hollow rain]

what in the gif

[strange oracle]

This gif peak

[sinful wyvern]

im glad u guys are enjoying the movie too

[devout gulch]

Is this entire movie

[jolly yacht]

Sadly no :c

I do want to get a Gameboy tho

[devout gulch]

I havent played any Kirby

Maybd super smash bros ultimate

[hollow rain]

holy performative larper

[devout gulch]

Smash bros is so fun

[sinful wyvern]

dont need to buy an expensive gaeboy unless ur a collector just buy like a retro emulator i have the RG 35 XX its really good can emulate alot of platforms. R36S is good.

[jolly yacht]

I played the Nintendo switch Kirby games tho

[strange oracle]

Nice seven up ad

[devout gulch]

Rich

[hollow rain]

talking about the gameboy

[sinful wyvern]

Which ones

[hollow rain]

or just emulate on your phone if you're gonna emulate

[devout gulch]

I have firered on my phone i should replay it

[sinful wyvern]

that is also a viable option- i lowk just bought it cuz i thought it looked cool

[thorny crystal]

All this for a drop of product placement

[strange oracle]

Hehe gae boy

[sinful wyvern]

play emerald if uve not played it. emerald is so peak.

[devout gulch]

I love emulator

[jolly yacht]

Kirby and the forgotten
Kirby and the eating pastries one the coop thing
Kirby with the classes coop thing
Kirby return to Dreamland
Kirby fighters 2

[devout gulch]

I have but only a bit i think the emulator didnt work at the time

[strange oracle]

I think millia likes kirby

[simple bolt]

tomorrow nte release I don't hab high expectations