💬gimshim-chat

[verbal scaffold]

At 85 wishes saved
30 Character Pity
40 Weapon Pity

[tough oak]

nu

[upper hatch]

[simple bolt]

I found more decks want to play❓

[verbal scaffold]

Aint no way

[fickle horizon]

where are my arts mawmaw

[plucky folio]

Kok thinks she's columbina

[safe locust]

Thank you for staying alive everyone! You're doing a good job!

[verbal scaffold]

Ahead of 99% of everyone here and everywhere else

[verbal scaffold]

Get above my musically inclined level, plebs

[hollow rain]

i carried you.

unless ofc youre not the real one here

[verbal scaffold]

Because of a Layla shield
A LAYLA SHIELD

[terse nacelle]

gello huys

[verbal scaffold]

A LAYLA SHIELD AND BECAUSE I MAXED MELT BUFF

[sinful kayak]

There's 1 more 😭

[verbal scaffold]

This big semibright ass jellyfish wouldnt stop fucking moving before I hit the checkpoint and they kept PUTTING THIS SHIT DAILY IN SUMERU

[upper hatch]

kokolumbina

[tough oak]

where

[hollow rain]

type soul

i also gave you a yamato

[mighty lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/carnival-phantasm-bersercar-berser-car-rin-tohsaka-tohsaka-rin-gif-17634390927336696026

[hollow rain]

||i wouldnt use it anyways||

[fickle horizon]

popokoke my fav player in suns rn

[hollow rain]

poo poo

diet coke

[fickle horizon]

bedro

[upper hatch]

iz it jalen green?

[fickle horizon]

Yes, He gonna learn alot from dbook

They can be lukas son together 🗣️

[mighty lynx]

I'm gonna recreate this once I got volume 1

[hollow rain]

me

[upper hatch]

how bout d brook

[hollow rain]

brook one piece

[fickle horizon]

I watched all rockets game last season. Dbrooks has grown on me ngl. Now I guess ill watch the suns games when I have time
Spurs has dylan harper but he hasnt grown into me yet. I like jalen better cause hes class act and he acknowledges being filipino

[fickle horizon]

Getting a patrickbateman hair?

[hollow rain]

the pose

[tough oak]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb2t5N3FlNnZsZmZ1OHk4dmJ5bDQzMHMwNGgxNW5wZG1iMW5sOGRubiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nXrhi1pVItzXTVFSc9/giphy.gif

[fickle horizon]

Maybe I should get curly

[mighty lynx]

Wolf cut

That shit is ass

[hollow rain]

you should get bald

like saitama.

[mighty lynx]

It doesn't fit me

[fickle horizon]

Me IRL

[leaden marlin]

howdy chat, how y'all doin?

[mighty lynx]

I'm planning to get a haircut with a friend

[hollow rain]

liar liar pants on fire

[mighty lynx]

Since he's like one of the ikemen of my class

[fickle horizon]

Thats literally me, Jalen Rindomandee Green 🗣️

[leaden marlin]

i wanna ask y'all something: if i don't have little cas and fat fuck's friend, is it worth pulling for evil march?

[fickle horizon]

pookie I dont understand

[leaden marlin]

do you play star rail?

[hollow rain]

so you find him pretty

sussy.

[fickle horizon]

no

[leaden marlin]

then i can't ask you

[fickle horizon]

me irl

[leaden marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-soap-friendly-reminder-you-stink-gif-15157732979346099491

no you aren't, you are very stinki irl

[simple bolt]

y u ignoring me

[jolly yacht]

How do I order a toilet lid from TikTok shop

[fickle horizon]

@jolly yacht tween should I get curly hair like this?

[leaden marlin]

you should also 🚿

[jolly yacht]

No

[fickle horizon]

idk tween, I never ordered on tiktok before

[fickle horizon]

Why? 🥺

[jolly yacht]

Very fast I usually get it a day after, I place my order

Or in a day

[jolly yacht]

You'll look stupid

[mighty lynx]

I appreciate the beauty of men and women

[jolly yacht]

You're trans?

[mighty lynx]

Mostly women

[mighty lynx]

Do you know any art college or animation

[verbal scaffold]

Now make out viciously already

[jolly yacht]

Do you want a specific course or sum

[fickle horizon]

that reminds me I gotta go to the barber tommorow or the next. But after seeing this edit I kinda want it longer for curly

[jolly yacht]

de la salle usually has it all

[jolly yacht]

Just cut it

[mighty lynx]

Yes

[jolly yacht]

CIIT is quite good

[fickle horizon]

Ill look like him fr 🗣️

[jolly yacht]

It's a specific college for multimedia arts

[jolly yacht]

Goofy ahh

[tough oak]

i did?

[compact hinge]

https://x.com/nyanya_/status/1972222597632000082

nyanya＠2026年お仕事募集中 (@nyanya_)

綾華ちゃんの誕生日と原神五周年おめでとう！😭🎉
（以前描いたイラストにちょい加筆）
#神里綾華生誕祭2025 #KamisatoAyaka

X · Sep 28, 2025, 8:51 AM

[tough oak]

sowwy

[jolly yacht]

I impulsively bought acrylic markers

Quite cheap actually 10 bucks for 84 direct liquid ones

[fickle horizon]

Dont disrespect my glorious filipino king jalen green 🗣️

[jolly yacht]

I was gonna buy ohuhu till I saw the hole in my wallet

[jolly yacht]

Green 😭

Where's Jalen red, pink, yellow huh

[ember idol]

[jolly yacht]

All the colors of the rainbow

[fickle horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-4530324481457379247

[mighty lynx]

I think that's quite far away from me

[fickle horizon]

WHO IS DIS??????

[jolly yacht]

Yeah

[tough oak]

fesh

[ember idol]

https://tenor.com/view/mizuki-mizuki-akiyama-project-sekai-amia-nightcord-gif-25193533811404671

[simple bolt]

[jolly yacht]

If you want to go fine art UST

[tough oak]

[ember idol]

This is nice

[jolly yacht]

I think there's another one names I academy

[fickle horizon]

CUTEEEEEE

[simple bolt]

play cr

[tough oak]

wat

[simple bolt]

watt watt

[tough oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/809931282740936725/1261731160447254539/FB_IMG_1720316582203.gif

[jolly yacht]

[ember idol]

My old classmate had something similar to that he was a great drawist

[jolly yacht]

It's gonna put a hole in my wallet if I buy it

[fickle horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-cat-pat-pat-gif-25250101

[quasi dune]

Is that you

[jolly yacht]

Do I really want markers

[fickle horizon]

buy me

[jolly yacht]

No fuck you

[mighty lynx]

Any other suggestions

[fickle horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913018237783003136/1400335422588063874/image0.gif

[cursive flint]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-dog-mike-sleepy-puppy-cute-gif-16802724

[ember idol]

nah

[jolly yacht]

UST, Iacademy, de la salle

[quasi dune]

aight time for my noming routine

[ember idol]

nu

unless you meant nomi

[jolly yacht]

Or even UP

[ember idol]

what is the nomi-ing routine

[jolly yacht]

the big university Bois usually have a bigger range of courses

[alpine hornet]

;~;

[devout steppe]

ewwww

[ember idol]

good luck to that

[tough oak]

[quasi dune]

Yes

[jolly yacht]

Sigh

[ember idol]

[alpine hornet]

I’m gonna feed my sad Bebe and sad me

[ember idol]

Sorry 😭

[jolly yacht]

I forgot fish turned into piss fish

[devout steppe]

are u becoming an artist now

[alpine hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-anime-the-aristocrat's-otherworldly-adventure-serving-gods-who-go-too-far-cain-von-silford-chronicles-of-an-aristocrat-reborn-in-another-world-gif-17676967225956279014

[jolly yacht]

No,

I just want to color a coloring book

https://tenor.com/view/octavio-octavio-holo-octavio-holostars-octavio-holostars-en-gif-8179836845417749403

[mighty lynx]

I guess ust is kinda close if I live with my cousin

[devout steppe]

buy it and gift it to me its my birthday ( its not )

[wild umbra]

i awakened to my persona

[mighty lynx]

Let me look at the tuition

[alpine hornet]

Now I’m gonna do my physics hw

[mighty lynx]

And what's lacademy

[jolly yacht]

ITS GONNA PUT A HOLE IN MY POCKET

[devout steppe]

just go hostel true

[jolly yacht]

I not l

[alpine hornet]

Nvm my note is fully wet now ;-;

[devout steppe]

ill fix that hole im a part time tailor true

[simple bolt]

y u not coming

[jolly yacht]

It's in makati

[alpine hornet]

Itz oky feshie itz just im the problem

[tough oak]

where

[ember idol]

I can visit milli

[simple bolt]

cr

[ember idol]

gud luck

[jolly yacht]

I doxx miself

[ember idol]

oh

[mighty lynx]

????

[tough oak]

whats cr

[simple bolt]

clash

[ember idol]

I also doxx myself my digital footprint is bad

[alpine hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/neuvillette-genshin-sad-cry-gif-2809952928178387594

[mighty lynx]

I guess it's kinda of itchy

[tough oak]

did someone say hostel?

https://tenor.com/view/eli-jang-gif-27081266

[ember idol]

nu

[jolly yacht]

You're gonna have to consider some further away schools if the nearer ones don't work out

[tough oak]

ohh

i cant rn

me playing 2 games rn

[alpine hornet]

nu mi am da problem

[jolly yacht]

I was supposed to attend a local college till shit blew up and I went to manila

[simple bolt]

which

[devout steppe]

what?

[jolly yacht]

You're gæ

[alpine hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-kitty-cutiepie-gif-6698252999604200247

[jolly yacht]

Is normie trans or actually a girl

[mighty lynx]

I'm most likely to get back to my current schedule probably

[alpine hornet]

Grill

[devout steppe]

the sole reason i didn't go to my local college is the insufferable assholes there

[mighty lynx]

But I hope not

[jolly yacht]

I only wanted to go to one for the convenience

[jolly yacht]

I am a Mama's girl

[devout steppe]

and having not to go hostel
i love hostel true

[alpine hornet]

I’m gonna cry in my bathroom

[devout steppe]

slayy bestie 💅💅

[alpine hornet]

Bye ;~;

[jolly yacht]

I'll follow you and tickle yo toes

[wintry verge]

Horror movie chat

[ember idol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eating-fish-cute-gif-26178702

[jolly yacht]

I want tuyo fish

Or those lil fish thingies

[ember idol]

I want takoyaki

[jolly yacht]

Anchovies yis

[devout steppe]

fish overrated af ngl

[jolly yacht]

I hate fish but I like tini fish

[tough oak]

[ember idol]

thiz?

[alpine hornet]

Guys the bath is filled with tears now

[jolly yacht]

Yis

[ember idol]

not me crying :D

[ember idol]

i-

[alpine hornet]

I’m not gonna take a bath so mi out

[devout steppe]

the only fish i used to consume were big ones
small fish suck

[jolly yacht]

Y'all are some sad lil fucks, I'll give you all ice cream to stop crying

[devout steppe]

go away nomi

[jolly yacht]

This bitch

[ember idol]

Better ipad use

[devout steppe]

small fish dont fill my tummy
god forbid a man has good appetite

[ember idol]

u like big ones huh

[jolly yacht]

Fatass ok

God save the fish from normies mouth

[devout steppe]

I'm a vegetarian you're the threat to them now

[alpine hornet]

Ok bye

[strange oracle]

Ain't moldyliar like 158

[jolly yacht]

I'll gobble them em like I am case oh

155

[alpine hornet]

cries in rejection and 1’6

[sinful kayak]

Labubu lol, that's cursed.

[devout steppe]

stfu nomi

[ember idol]

Wdym 1'6 😭

[jolly yacht]

LABUBU IS OVERRATED

[devout steppe]

labubu is..weird

[strange oracle]

We did it we found someone shorter than you @tough oak 😭 🙏

[ember idol]

😭

[devout steppe]

its industry plant

[tough oak]

[alpine hornet]

Nvm all that tears made mi 0’6

[tough oak]

1cm shorter

[jolly yacht]

The only reason labubu got popular was cus of Lisa

[tough oak]

dwarf

[jolly yacht]

labubu, any kind of blind boxes SUCK

The thrill of gacha irl isn't as enticing

[sinful kayak]

Who lisa ?

[jolly yacht]

I SAY AS THEY COST TOO MUCH MONI

[devout steppe]

i love cloverpit

[jolly yacht]

Lisa Lisa black pink

[devout steppe]

I NEED TO GAMBLE

BALATRO

[jolly yacht]

FUCK YOU

[strange oracle]

My mouths gonna stink after this

Fried chive dumplings

[jolly yacht]

As if it didn't stink before

[tough oak]

atleast itz not gonna be like stinky bean

[strange oracle]

[alpine hornet]

I can’t produce tears now •_•

[jolly yacht]

Smelly ass bitch

[sinful kayak]

I couldn't not respect a person that unironically bough a labubu.

[alpine hornet]

I’ll just cry inside :(

[strange oracle]

I saw some girl in class with a Kanye west labubu

[jolly yacht]

Damn blind boxes are stupid af

[devout steppe]

SHAT THE PHACK

[alpine hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/up-bye-gif-18483444

[strange oracle]

Not as stupid as @strange oracle

[jolly yacht]

These Chinese factories producing the wildest products

[alpine hornet]

Not as stupid as mi

[jolly yacht]

Are you a man or a woman

[strange oracle]

Anyway moldyliar yk who this is it was like a BTS kids toy meal or smth

[devout steppe]

says u

[strange oracle]

It's fishie

[jolly yacht]

Honestly don't know i think it's suga 😭

Or is that jhope

[strange oracle]

Idfk

[jolly yacht]

It's dancing

[alpine hornet]

Profeshienal rejector

[strange oracle]

That's why I'm asking u

[lost umbra]

LMAOI I GOT JHOPE WJYU ARE THE TOYS SO UGLY

[jolly yacht]

WHO IS THAT

[strange oracle]

Rox having a stroke again 😭 🙏

[jolly yacht]

I never got the BTS McDonald toys, only the cardboard cut outs

Stole them bitches

[ember idol]

wat u tink

[jolly yacht]

Wait is it a new Collab???

NOOOO WHY DIDNT I HEAR OF IT

[strange oracle]

Some tintan or something else it's called

I forgor

[jolly yacht]

That's MY BOY JIMIN

ITS JIMIN

[strange oracle]

Too bad my lil brother is gnawing on it rn 😭 🙏

[tough oak]

nodkrai gives primos like candy

[jolly yacht]

BRO WTF GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD

[strange oracle]

How much you paying

:33

[jolly yacht]

10 Chinese yuan

100 pesos actually

Or do you want Valenzuela currency

[strange oracle]

[ember idol]

cute

[strange oracle]

Not as cute as you fishie

[jolly yacht]

City in the Philippines

[ember idol]

nu

[ember idol]

there's a currency for that region???

[strange oracle]

Yu

[ember idol]

i dai

[strange oracle]

Nu plis

[jolly yacht]

No I was tricking him into thinking, that Valenzuela had a different currency

[ember idol]

oh mb

[jolly yacht]

It's also just Philippines peso

[ember idol]

yuh

[jolly yacht]

Is that a butt

[strange oracle]

@jolly yacht dw millia I wiped the saliva off

How u paying me

[ember idol]

a car

[hollow rain]

whaa

[jolly yacht]

My poor Jimin also WHY TF DIDNT YOY TELL ME THAT THEY HAVE A COLLAB

[strange oracle]

You didn't ask bro

[jolly yacht]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is a sadge day

I STARTED IN SEPTEMBER 3 TF

[hollow rain]

everyday is sad

[strange oracle]

In fact I alr asked you

[hollow rain]

september 4th for me

[jolly yacht]

Naur you didn't

THE ENCORE EDITION SUCKSSSS

THE THROWBACK IS CUTER

Istg

[jolly yacht]

I meant the Collab Pedro graumiti

[strange oracle]

Fuck yeah

I did moldyliar

[jolly yacht]

WAHHHHHHH

I DIDN'T GET IT

THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS

[ember idol]

[jolly yacht]

I've never felt so sadge in my life

[terse nacelle]

71 pity c:

[jolly yacht]

My BTS collectables

[terse nacelle]

NOT KOKOMI D:

[strange oracle]

SEND ME THE ADDRESS I NEED TO SAVE THE HOLY KOKO

[ember idol]

😭

[ember idol]

[jolly yacht]

Good

Omg is that X

[ember idol]

idk wher am not rainbolt

[ember idol]

Si

[jolly yacht]

@grok what does he mean by this

[strange oracle]

Sorry millia can't help u

[quasi dune]

jealous

[strange oracle]

Maybe buy them off the internet

[jolly yacht]

They're all fakes

I'll have to settle with the encore edition

[ember idol]

I-

https://x.com/youjee679/status/1971898153306935665

Youjee (@youjee679)

WIP🎤🎵🎵 #GenshinImpact #Sandrone #Columbina

X · Sep 27, 2025, 11:22 AM

[fickle horizon]

This guy beat hikaru lots of times

[jolly yacht]

Get me BTS toy

McDonald's new toy

[ember idol]

haw about u

[jolly yacht]

BTS BTS BTS BTS BTS

[fickle horizon]

oki

[fickle horizon]

Im better than magnus carlsen

[jolly yacht]

[ember idol]

if u say so

[hollow rain]

i pooped, in my pants.

[jolly yacht]

Buy me McDonald's BTS toy

[hollow rain]

my sweatpants are all sweaty bro

[hollow rain]

no,

[jolly yacht]

You're a sweater

[hollow rain]

yes, and theyre gray

[strange oracle]

@jolly yacht what's the highest u paying

[hollow rain]

so like now theyre a shade darker

[jolly yacht]

So noticable

[jolly yacht]

2 bucks any higher than that I am out

[jolly yacht]

I can smell you

[strange oracle]

What Abt shipping

[leaden marlin]

poor april 8th

[jolly yacht]

1 dollah

[hollow rain]

yep. i smell like rindo

[jolly yacht]

You copycat

https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-gif-3444859181551939424

I only watch shark tank to laugh at Barbara

[tough oak]

[leaden marlin]

howdy Iansan chan

[tough oak]

i havent eaten so well in a long time

[strange oracle]

What is lubweab eating

[leaden marlin]

oh

[tough oak]

potatoes and sausages

[strange oracle]

Kartoffel und wurst

[jolly yacht]

If you are an avid sausage fan I recommend Hungarian sausage they so gud

[strange oracle]

My German so aah

[jolly yacht]

I am talking about food ok

[strange oracle]

😔

[jolly yacht]

You learning?

[tough oak]

same with my english

[strange oracle]

School used to force us to have a third language

We had japanese Spanish french and german

[jolly yacht]

Ohh, weird school

[tough oak]

wait u know japanese

[jolly yacht]

Why pick German

[strange oracle]

No

[strange oracle]

I wanted to pick japanese

It was full because it was popular

[jolly yacht]

Lel

Rindo knew kanji but then forgot it

[strange oracle]

MASSIVE skill issue

[tough oak]

my name on fortnite is pink dinosaur but in japanese

[strange oracle]

[jolly yacht]

Can you speak Japanese?

[strange oracle]

Me?

[jolly yacht]

Not you

[tough oak]

nu

[ember idol]

https://x.com/303OWO303/status/1972011257239949760 Can u draw like thiz? @strange oracle teach me if so

303∥∣ (@303OWO303)

💧☂︎˚

X · Sep 27, 2025, 6:51 PM

[strange oracle]

Nu

[ember idol]

oh okei

[jolly yacht]

It's just weird to have a Japanese name sometimes, when you can't speak the language, since native speakers might mistake you for one

[hollow rain]

freaky millia

[strange oracle]

Sowwy fishie

[jolly yacht]

You're freaky

[ember idol]

its finwe

[tough oak]

i know but thats fun

[ember idol]

bwa

[jolly yacht]

I am talking bout food you stanky

[hollow rain]

not at this time of day

[jolly yacht]

Is it 12pm

[hollow rain]

yes

[jolly yacht]

You freak of nature

My dogs never visits me in manila

[mighty lynx]

I have too many white hair

[strange oracle]

Gramps status at 17 is crazy

[jolly yacht]

My hair is falling out, I can make a tiny doll wig with all that's falling out lelll

[jolly yacht]

You've 17???

[mighty lynx]

IM STILL 16

[terse nacelle]

EVEN WORSE

[jolly yacht]

AINT NO WAY

[mighty lynx]

IM NOT YET 17

[dusk pike]

ok 2 gramps

[jolly yacht]

BROS OLD

[mighty lynx]

ITS ONLY SEVERAL DAYS A WAY

[mighty lynx]

In october

[jolly yacht]

Next year I'll be uh 19

[mighty lynx]

Didn't you know my birthday?

[jolly yacht]

I am too old these days you see, my memory can't retain much

Reminds me of Pedro's birthday

[tough oak]

lol

[mighty lynx]

I think I'm just gonna dye my hair if it became too much

[mighty lynx]

Alzheimer fr f

[hollow rain]

y me

[tough oak]

ah fountaine rep quests are so annoying

[jolly yacht]

I forgot yo birthday

[mighty lynx]

I have bad short term and mid term memory but decent long term

[hollow rain]

ye idk yours

i think its uhh

[tough oak]

why is fountaine rep quest if its in nodkrai

[jolly yacht]

Old ass bitch

[hollow rain]

in may

[jolly yacht]

YOURE SO

WRONG

[hollow rain]

ok

[jolly yacht]

Anywho

I'll uh put y'all in my calendar or sum

[leaden marlin]

white hair at 16 😭

[hollow rain]

crazy

[strange oracle]

The only person's heres birthday I really remember is bunnies
We're like 6 days apart

[jolly yacht]

Y'all so fake

[strange oracle]

When's yo birthday moldyliar

[sinful kayak]

GIVE IT TO ME !!

[jolly yacht]

Dats a secret

[mighty lynx]

This shit ass no pearls

[strange oracle]

Then how the fuck would we know

[jolly yacht]

Me and rindo's birthdays are close together

[mighty lynx]

And back pain

[strange oracle]

When's rindophocles snorlaxius the 3rd's birthday

[jolly yacht]

Figure out rindo's first

[sinful kayak]

People here know when other bdays happen ?

[leaden marlin]

did you accidentally press the 4x age button or something

[jolly yacht]

I only remember rindo's since it's so close together

With my birthday

[jolly yacht]

January idk idk

[mighty lynx]

I got life premium

[hollow rain]

january 8th

[mighty lynx]

On hard difficulty

[jolly yacht]

Wrong

[strange oracle]

January 30

[jolly yacht]

Yuh

[leaden marlin]

seems like it

[sinful kayak]

My bday us almost the same as genshin bd

[leaden marlin]

how many of y'all bday on Jan?

[jolly yacht]

None of your business

[strange oracle]

Couldn't be me

[hollow rain]

yo millia, i read 30 as 8

[jolly yacht]

Illiterate fuck

[hollow rain]

i searched all the messages you sent about "birthday"

theres one "my birthday is on January 30"

[leaden marlin]

[strange oracle]

Dyslexic aah 😭

[hollow rain]

biden blast

[jolly yacht]

Is my birthday actually on Jan 30, my mom keeps telling me 29

I ask her when's my birthday she says 29

[hollow rain]

then its 29 dumb

[jolly yacht]

But like my birth certificate

[crude tusk]

Check birth certificate then

[mighty lynx]

I got extra micro plastics as bonus

[jolly yacht]

Says it's 30

[leaden marlin]

[jolly yacht]

But are mother's ever wrong

[hollow rain]

nope

[vapid cave]

Moldilers.

[hollow rain]

mine isnt, yours is

[vapid cave]

Kostussy.

[hollow rain]

cus she bought gems on clash of clans

[jolly yacht]

My motha is perfect human being

[hollow rain]

and is lying to you

[jolly yacht]

Stop ruining my mom's name

You slanderous

Freak

[mighty lynx]

Maybe you were born at midnight and it ended at Jan 30 or something

I'm born like at 10pm

[jolly yacht]

My mom has uh memory problems she only remembers me saying what I want for dinner, breakfast, lunch but the important things nahhh

[buoyant stone]

https://x.com/teyvattabloid/status/1972248505965220143?s=46

Teyvat Tabloid ⚡ LORE & MEMES ⚡ (@teyvattabloid)

Bad bully

©️ u/Chronoz0

#Genshinlmpact #Genshin #GenshinMemes

X · Sep 28, 2025, 10:34 AM

[hollow rain]

rich ahh

your mom makes everything u want

[jolly yacht]

She's a cook

[hollow rain]

rich

[jolly yacht]

How are cooks rich except for those fine dinning mfs

[hollow rain]

shes one of those

[jolly yacht]

She's a home cook

She cooks at home, and lazes around at home

She's living the dream after sending me off to college

Just her and the dogs.

I miss teddie and hoshi and mom and my PC

[mighty lynx]

Ngl

[hollow rain]

the shoe pooper

[jolly yacht]

Such a selective memory

[hollow rain]

i think my dog is close to dying

[strange oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-meme-cop-screaming-cop-screaming-no-no-noo-gif-12914983509755408081

[terse nacelle]

.... idk where the rest is

and i checked the whole map

[strange oracle]

Why he look so smug

[jolly yacht]

I just whip out the good ol treasure compass

[terse nacelle]

... i forgot that's a thang

[jolly yacht]

Can I have him, I'll make sure his retirement is full of love and fun and hugs and treats and kisses and cuddles and food and sleep and playing

[mighty lynx]

I want to be an animator now

[strange oracle]

Dont get kidnapped to mappa bro

[mighty lynx]

I'm fully ready to become one no matter what it takes

[hollow rain]

❌

[mighty lynx]

Not bad I guess

[jolly yacht]

:(

:(((((((((((((((((

[mighty lynx]

I get to work on chainsaw man that way

[jolly yacht]

This shit so bullshit

[jolly yacht]

DDDD:

[ember idol]

why

[jolly yacht]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[hollow rain]

i thought him not to like millia and to bite on sight

[jolly yacht]

HOW HES NEVER SEEN ME

[ember idol]

How

[jolly yacht]

Pedro did some voodoo magic on his dog

[hollow rain]

hypnosis

[jolly yacht]

Crazy ass witch

[hollow rain]

but fr tho, thats the sad part of owning a dog since being a child

[glossy stag]

I have a feeling I know what I was doing THAT day... all day...

[hollow rain]

they dont live as much as you

[jolly yacht]

Why can't dogs live to 100

Ngl I am scared to lose my own dogs

[hollow rain]

womp womp

[jolly yacht]

I honestly can't imagine myself in a life without em

It already feels empty here in the manila without em

[jolly yacht]

God you smel like a freak

[mighty lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G6qWE4HaTY

[hollow rain]

i want to get a dog to have here in Lisbon

[jolly yacht]

I'll never trust you with a dog to take care of

[hollow rain]

but then when i go home i dont have a place to have it stay

[jolly yacht]

Either way you can't have one in yo dorm

[hollow rain]

i dont wanna send it through the plane too since that's not a thing i would like

[hollow rain]

they would never know

[jolly yacht]

Sea shipping

[tough oak]

[hollow rain]

yaargh

[tough oak]

is it only on eu?

[jolly yacht]

Swim with it from your island to the mainland

Like the game raft

[hollow rain]

y just not walk when the water is low

[jolly yacht]

Build a raft and survive with yo dog

[hollow rain]

like low tide

[lost umbra]

:o

[hollow rain]

then i just walk

[jolly yacht]

Go for it

[mighty lynx]

chat

recommend me some isekai anime

[jolly yacht]

Aw hell no

fuck them Isekai anime

Except for saga of tanya

[mighty lynx]

give me some

[jolly yacht]

That shit actually peak

[jolly yacht]

No

[mighty lynx]

watch isekai quartet

[mighty lynx]

even if its slop

[ember idol]

Why not animate an isekai

[mighty lynx]

im writting one

but kinda out of juice

[terse nacelle]

guys..... idk where the last 6% of my watatsumi island exploration is

[ember idol]

Would Frieren be a good anime to watch as first (technically not since I did watch naruto and pokemon as a child but I barely remember it)

[ember idol]

Ah

[ember idol]

naisu

[jolly yacht]

Actually yeah

[mighty lynx]

its more fantasy but some isekai aspect will come later

[jolly yacht]

Frieren is gud

[ember idol]

Okei

[mighty lynx]

watch overlord

[ember idol]

Lemme uh watch it in Christmas

[mighty lynx]

or just read manga

[ember idol]

my only free time

[mighty lynx]

read manga since its quicker

[tough oak]

[ember idol]

If I have the time sure after frieren

I'm procrastinating again

[jolly yacht]

Overload is literally luck skill

[ember idol]

and I'm empty minded

Idk what to do

[jolly yacht]

Eep

[ember idol]

I just did earlier when I got home

[jolly yacht]

When I am procrastinating I nap

[ember idol]

I've been like this since I woke up

[devout steppe]

when i am procrastinating i twerk

[ember idol]

Slept at 2 pm woke up at almost 6 pm

[mortal kindle]

is this supposed to happen

[dusk pike]

yes

[mighty lynx]

nah read any manga

i recommend oyasumi punpun

[jolly yacht]

I have class tomorrow but I gotta finish some notes

[mighty lynx]

and takopis original sin

[strange oracle]

nice number of jades

[devout steppe]

donuts are mid

[mighty lynx]

wait

watch takopis original sin

it has an naime

[jolly yacht]

With your flat ass??

[ember idol]

Seeing the images I'm not sure

[mighty lynx]

read goodbye eri

[ember idol]

but Ima make a list though I should find a solution for my procrastination frist

[mighty lynx]

and you should wait for frieren season 2

its comming this december

[ember idol]

Yuh I'm watchign it in christmas

[mighty lynx]

so better watch the first season now before getting spoiled as fuck

[jolly yacht]

OMG YES SOMETHING TO DO DURING CHRISTMAS BREAK

Windbreaker season 3 when....

My lifeline returning when

[mighty lynx]

im gonna be animating all december

[jolly yacht]

[mighty lynx]

i want to do something nice

chat

i require presents

i demand this server to give a present

[jolly yacht]

I'll buy you water colors to stfu

[mighty lynx]

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

[jolly yacht]

OH MAHHHHH GAWDSDSDDDDDDS

[mighty lynx]

I WAS GOING TO SAY OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER IS DEAD MONTHS BECAUSE NO GOOD SHIT

BUT THEN THIS APPEARED

[jolly yacht]

PEAK IS RETURNING

[mighty lynx]

i need to finish the manga

||i got lost in the manga because of time skip and doll shit going on when i was reading it||

[tough oak]

[mortal kindle]

ok so how do i get her to stop whispering “save me” every five seconds

[tough oak]

i remember grinding for furwina

[mortal kindle]

nvm i just had to leave

[strange oracle]

520

[tough oak]

yez

[long heart]

I sure do love getting my leg hammered

[tough oak]

i wiped out monstandt and liyue

[strange oracle]

dat means i love u in chinese

[final basalt]

oh wait i forgot today is annivessary

[tough oak]

how am i supposed to do that??

[mighty lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrSmNwvPn7Q

[alpine hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-gif-25201900

Time to do physics with teary note

[dry needle]

aino and klee should meet

[blissful prism]

https://tenor.com/view/klee-genshin-impact-genshin-genshin-impact-characters-megumin-gif-26207393

[alpine hornet]

Lore accurate 1% of Klee

Is 7 in ielts good?

[quasi dune]

Yes

[alpine hornet]

How good?

[quasi dune]

Better than me

[alpine hornet]

Like in 0-100%

[quasi dune]

~~ i have 6.5 btw~~

[mighty lynx]

ngl

[alpine hornet]

I only did mock

[mighty lynx]

i think i realized why csm movie is better than season

[alpine hornet]

Listening and reading mock

[mighty lynx]

It lack a pinch of fantasy

It felt very grounded which is not bad

[cloud palm]

Genshin always takes forever to start after my phone updates what bs

[alpine hornet]

Your phone probably updated it’s shaders and graphics

And Genshin notices that and compiles its own shaders

So that the game looks good

[alpine hornet]

@upper hatch

[cloud palm]

I see.

It takes 30 minutes to do it every time

And my phone updates once every month

[alpine hornet]

I wish my heart broke physically not mentally

💔

[glossy stag]

Angy chipmunk Koko!

[terse nacelle]

ugh i'm debating whether to wish for lauma or not 😭

[summer rapids]

I quit Genshin Impact to play GI: Song of the Welkin Moon.

(It's actually a funny CN joke too. Since they used this way to fool Bilibili in CN)

[alpine hornet]

Phani

[wintry verge]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[alpine hornet]

I wonder who

[tawdry gulch]

I might be pregnant

:abyways

[dusk pike]

🫠

[wintry verge]

@copper musk u ?

[tawdry gulch]

Weeeeee

[alpine hornet]

I am

[tawdry gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-bocchi-dance-anime-dance-anime-cute-dance-gif-8640564821222907754

[tawdry gulch]

How far along

[alpine hornet]

I’m holding @ember idol Bebe

[alpine hornet]

Less than 1 week

[tawdry gulch]

You can’t know you’re pregnant in less than a week silly that’s not how it works

[alpine hornet]

Less than 1 week of knowing

[tawdry gulch]

Well how many weeks pregnant are you

[alpine hornet]

Feshie rejected me

[alpine hornet]

No idea

Mi single mommy ig ;(

[tawdry gulch]

Haven’t gone to doctor ?

[alpine hornet]

Nope

[tawdry gulch]

Where is the dad

[tawdry gulch]

Go to doctor

[alpine hornet]

@ember idol

💔

Ima shower

[tawdry gulch]

Okkk

[strange oracle]

Hiii

[alpine hornet]

Bye sleepyhead

[strange oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-happy-miyabi-laugh-laugh-gif-5523255195478659010

[alpine hornet]

Guess who

[strange oracle]

Silly meowmeow

Ez 💯

[alpine hornet]

✅

[summer rapids]

And I think some who didn't choose some ridiculous name or funny ones in their languages.

[wintry verge]

[alpine hornet]

“Will died”
-anonymous person 2025

[alpine hornet]

Sorry

[wintry verge]

maybe next time when u send me dms I think I just seen it and don't say anything

[strange oracle]

Meowmeow what do I do
Main quest finished
Events finished
No tb power

And a fuck ton of world quests

[alpine hornet]

You can revoke my right to use this as meme

[summer rapids]

So half of us decided to do the genocide route

[wintry verge]

touch grass

[alpine hornet]

;(

[wintry verge]

best way for u

[alpine hornet]

2 rejections on the same day

💔 💔

[summer rapids]

Some loved that mini-event

[wintry verge]

... u should stop about your joke u make

first time u feel oh is not really bad like u thing

[summer rapids]

It seems like I encountered someone with Alice pfp in HOK...

[wintry verge]

but when u go to far u know what happened next right, don't you ?

[strange oracle]

Slide me yo id after this match

[ember idol]

Columbina Savings Day 73

[alpine hornet]

I was only going to show ambruss

[alpine hornet]

I hope you lose your 50/50

[dense ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[strange oracle]

[deft marsh]

i missed almost half 💀

[alpine hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-hoyoverse-nuh-uh-zzz-gif-13074252805747367964

Win all your 50/50 and even get a double early

Yes

You always deny me

I hate you fesh

;~;

GET AWAY FROM MY LIFE 😭

😭

[strange oracle]

@alpine hornet

Fuck you.

[alpine hornet]

Yes ;(?

[tender widget]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cmIKfK2cYrY?si=a3LBchSp4cLq1b1r
if only I liked citlali

[ember idol]

Don't. It's my fault anyways. I should be the one taking the blame.

[raven pier]

horny meet up

[strange oracle]

No fishie it's not your fault

[alpine hornet]

I’ll take my leave from the server

[ember idol]

Nah, it is. I did ghost.

[alpine hornet]

Bye

[ember idol]

Welp.

Farewell.

[ember idol]

May you live happier

[summer rapids]

Fun fact: All 4 of Venti's VAs (in all 4 major voiced languages in Genshin) also voiced Istaroth.

[strange oracle]

Fishie are you going to

[ember idol]

I meant to nomi.

[raven pier]

granny?

[summer rapids]

Ping

[hard garnet]

faruzan obviously

[summer rapids]

She and Yaoyao were raised by Madame Ping

[strange oracle]

Give id

[summer rapids]

Secret

[tender widget]

That’s old knowledge

[summer rapids]

Hahahaha

[strange oracle]

[sinful kayak]

I need more primogems

[echo crow]

Very nice

I should play HOK rn

[tender widget]

When those shades were revealed, someone immediately said in the comment section Venti VA for all languages

For istaroth and venti same

[echo crow]

I go play a few rounds

[summer rapids]

Just to refresh some minds. Some people on other sites just denied that it wasn't just a coincidence.

[tender widget]

Ah I see. Yeah definitely not a coincidence

[echo crow]

@strange oracle Im cooked I didnt log in everyday prob cant get Gojo skin

[strange oracle]

Aiyah

[summer rapids]

Just because some VAs voiced two characters. Qiqi voiced Asmoday in EN. Also Barbara and Xinyan

[strange oracle]

Bro isn't the Collab ending in like 2 days

[tender widget]

True but not in all languages like istaroth and venti I think

[summer rapids]

And in CN, multiple VAs voiced two characters

[echo crow]

Yea

[tender widget]

Bennett Xingqiu is my favourite

[echo crow]

@strange oracle Play some roundw with me pls 💔 not comp

[strange oracle]

Alr

[summer rapids]

To be fair, HOK usually reruns their collabs but it will be long ass time to wait

[strange oracle]

@summer rapids wanna come

[summer rapids]

Like their Jujutsu Kaisen skins are just reruns now

[alpine hornet]

💔 hello I’m new

[summer rapids]

I missed Detective Conan though since I don't have money to pay for a Conan or Kaito KID skin. And I'm a fan of Detective Conan.

And they have Jurassic World and Frozen collaboration

[strange oracle]

@echo crow wait my phone just crashed

[summer rapids]

Like how they can afford those collabs were impressive

Even Sailor Moon collabs

[echo crow]

Take ur time even though my phone 51% bat XD

[summer rapids]

I think even their AoV counterparts had their own collabs

[strange oracle]

mine at 1% bro

[summer rapids]

Tencent had a lot of money for collabs

[strange oracle]

didnt even realize

[echo crow]

omg how u gon play

[alpine hornet]

Who’s that

[strange oracle]

trust my charger lune

[alpine hornet]

And cooling system

[summer rapids]

Hoyoverse's rival in the game industry. It was one of the largest CN game companies.

[strange oracle]

@echo crow can i try the other chars im practicing rn

[alpine hornet]

Ah yes

[summer rapids]

Like they had owned Riot Games.

[strange oracle]

not very good at em lmao

[summer rapids]

And they have shares on Kuro Games

[alpine hornet]

Riot games marvel rivals and so much big titles

I just remembered

[summer rapids]

Like majority of the games in CN are ran by Netease or Tencent

[summer rapids]

Marvel Rivals are not Tencent-owned though. It's Netease

[alpine hornet]

I’m just gonna block few ppl right off the bat

[summer rapids]

It's also a different big game company in CN

[alpine hornet]

As a new guy in the server

[alpine hornet]

Hmm really??

[echo crow]

Alr

[summer rapids]

If you know Ananta or Identity V, they're the one who created it.

[echo crow]

@strange oracle I doing coins rn

[summer rapids]

Or Onmyoji

[tender widget]

ARGHHH SMELLS LIKE DURIAN

[strange oracle]

ok lmao

that coin pushing one?

[tender widget]

people eating durian downstairs. I’m in my room closed door but still the smellll

I need to close the hole at the bottom of my door but it’s too late already

[strange oracle]

whys bro just floating

[summer rapids]

Like WuWa is Tencent's part of the open-world anime game.

For Netease, it's Ananta.

For Hoyoverse... Well, Genshin.

[terse nacelle]

i got lauma and my hyperbloom team already deals like 30% more damage with her just.. being on the team? 😭

[tender widget]

Durian is the worst food smell

[strange oracle]

may i introduce you to stinky tofu

[tender widget]

Probably equally bad, maybe worse not sure

[summer rapids]

Honestly, I hear Durian is delicious but had a stinky smell

[alpine hornet]

Current block list:
@strange oracle
@ember idol
And @nomi.

[strange oracle]

the taste is alr personally not a fan

[summer rapids]

I haven't eat it though. Even though my country had lots of them

[strange oracle]

[tender widget]

Even with her talents at level 1s she does pretty well lunar bloom damage

Can’t level her up yet because I’m using resin for other stuff

[summer rapids]

I ate jackfruit instead

[alpine hornet]

Time to try dps amber

[tender widget]

Yes most people say that

[alpine hornet]

Cuz why not

[tender widget]

Although it’s 50/50 with foreigners eating it

[alpine hornet]

Yk

[strange oracle]

its sweet as hell

[alpine hornet]

[summer rapids]

Also, some foreigners would gag if they see what was inside a balut

[dusk pike]

durian is good if you can ignore the smell

[echo crow]

@strange oracle Ready

[tender widget]

I’d rather eat that. I think if someone pointed a gun and told me to eat the durian, I’d rather die

[strange oracle]

cover yo nose it aint that bad

[tender widget]

Can’t even bring my face close

[summer rapids]

I don't eat balut but some of my relatives love it

[tender widget]

Still that bad even with my nose closed

I wouldn’t be able to eat baby animals

[strange oracle]

@echo crow gl being the mm ill make sure you die less

[echo crow]

U too

Goodluck

[ember idol]

You better

[strange oracle]

farm lane gets ganked a lot

[tender widget]

Even veal. I think it’s kind of a waste. The cow could grow up to be bigger, more meat, better for community, why slaughter when baby 😢

[summer rapids]

It's a literal duck. Inside an egg

[tender widget]

Mhm baby duck

[summer rapids]

Like fertilized ones

[strange oracle]

@echo crow move

[ember idol]

I don't eat balut anymore

[tender widget]

It’s raw right?

[ember idol]

once I ate the one with bones

[summer rapids]

Nah, boiled

[tender widget]

Ah I see

[summer rapids]

Don't worry, it's boiled.

[ember idol]

I'd get sick if balut is raw 💀

[tender widget]

Mhm. Yeah I still feel too bad about eating any baby animal

I’d only do it if I was starving and had nothing else

[summer rapids]

Boiled (fertilized) duck egg

It's a delicacy here, especially at night when they sell it at parks. Many would flock to it. It's practically a street food

Especially when they mixed vinegar on it

[tender widget]

Yeah I saw foreigner eating balut in Thailand or something on the street

On YouTube

[ember idol]

I like it with salt

[mighty lynx]

cute girls are my weakness

[ember idol]

never had it with vinegar

[mighty lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-csm-chainsaw-man-chainsawman-movie-gif-5044706449156676103

[tender widget]

I’m more into Lisa type girls

Not varesa type girls

[ember idol]

my weakness is ~~that as well and ~~myself

[tender widget]

My weakness is durian 😭

[ember idol]

I wanna try durian but haven't found an oppurtunity to

I only saw them in provinces far from my current home when I was on the move

[mighty lynx]

????

[mighty lynx]

what

[tender widget]

Why?

[ember idol]

my weakness is cute girls and myself

[summer rapids]

I just don't like eating balut because well, I feel bad eating it. But I eat duck eggs that are unfertilized. They called it "penoy" here

[ember idol]

I eat that now instead of balut

[tender widget]

In Malaysia some people ate tiny eggs. I forgot from what bird

[ember idol]

though I'd just rather have the normal chicken egg nowadays

[mighty lynx]

oh lisa

[tender widget]

I ate them too sometimes as a kid. I don’t anymore

[summer rapids]

Quail?

[mighty lynx]

genshin

[ember idol]

Pugo

[tender widget]

Ahhh yeah quail I think

Soy sauce cooked quail is really nice

[mighty lynx]

oh

[tender widget]

With rice

[summer rapids]

Quail eggs are small. Yes, it's named "pugo" in our country. I love them, I ate them whenever I travel.

[tender widget]

I think last time I ate it was 13

[ember idol]

[tender widget]

So like 10 years ago

[summer rapids]

They're like chicken eggs but smaller and had dots on the shell

Love it with salt.

[tender widget]

Since my mom doesn’t cook them and my grandmother’s maid made some for me back then

And I moved to Qatar when I was 13

[mighty lynx]

i just realized

[tender widget]

And there’s no quail eggs in Qatar I think

[ember idol]

Yeah?

[mighty lynx]

that girls like guys that are funny and handsome

[dusk pike]

braised pork + quail eggs 👍

[mighty lynx]

i havent noticed that before

my personality is the opposite and my looks are meh

[tender widget]

I just eat it like this with rice

[wintry verge]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-gif-15858819136468492336

[dusk pike]

steamed buns with quail eggs

[tender widget]

Depends on the girls. Sometimes girls don’t know what they want

Sometimes they want a cool bad boy type guy but maybe nice and soft only to them or that soft hidden side

Some want funny guys

Some want cool guys with hot face

Some want a cute nerd

[ember idol]

My looks are meh either but some people call me cute ( I can't see myself that way)

[tender widget]

I wish I was hot but then I don’t like attention lol

[summer rapids]

Is it me or this shot of Dan Heng (with all the golds and yellows) makes him look like Zhongli?

[ember idol]

I'm gonna get hungry-

[tender widget]

I thought it was Zhongli at first

[ember idol]

I should leave this chat before I need midnight snacks

[summer rapids]

The hairstyle alone makes him look like him

[light fable]

New cards to collection this weekend

[tender widget]

No one calls me cute other than my mother. Beautiful my mom and aunt calls me sometimes

[alpine hornet]

I have no idea why I messed this up

[tender widget]

I only build Cardfight vanguard decks