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GUYS OMG MY COURSE IS GETTING A FREE TRIP TO LONDON WHERE WE GET TO PLAY AND TEST 80 GAMES AND GET FREE MERCH WHAT JUST HAPPENED-
classic
Same vibes
broke- 
I'm always broke wdym
HAHAHHAAHAHA
brokebac- 
ok i go back to the lads server man, its an absolute cinema rn with all the bickering fans 
Have fun, hanap nalang ako jowa char
Hey boiled dazzy
Are those new pre releases 
U gotta get me some footage
what the heck. cheveruse getting rerun so soon
too bad. she's already here
Probably
There's gonna be indie games i didnt hear the rest cuz i was so excited and shocked at the news LOL
we'll get an email later today about it
peak banner
Grabbing ur popcorn ic
in 1.4 and 1.5 noelle was on a banner twice lol
lmfao they set the slow mode to 2 mins now 
Omg
I could never
Giving up on talking fr

All ik is we gotta be at campus by 8:30 in the morning on friday š
I finally have enough to buy the liyue rod
ikr im tired of trynna back read thru so imma just watch 
Ppl just going to chat at their own server

Yay
Heizou i cant eep :(
Iām not gonna sing a fucking lullaby
Go to eep
Thatās a order
meanie :(
Sorry im going 5 days without coffee
big big meanie
Bruh I wanted chevy too ahhhhh
I'm gonna have to pull on her banner
varesa goated š
Ik but I wanted xilonen 1st
holy gta 6
pull her next year
xilonen is way better. i got c6 chev trust.
Man if I get an early imma crash out
Daily Navia #512
source - (https://x.com/hac0_8/status/1903836102928334989?s=46)
Daily Ganyu #216
source - (https://x.com/kymr25/status/1904111951007076534?s=46)
Bonus artwork (Varesa) #7
source - (https://x.com/shirixl/status/1904161546525401359?s=46)
Megumin I can't sleep
:(
Idk
did you try saying I will close my eyes for 10 minutes and if I wonāt fall a sleep I just wonāt sleep?
DIVER DOWN
No
it works for some ppl
get creative
Update soon yippee
2 days š
we peak
Can finally use my 52 saved standard pulls soon
So far I have 95 wishes saved
road work ahead
Who wanna guess/predict that after version 5.5 drops, Skirk will be announced!!!!!!!

Cryo Skirk!!!!!!!
was her element/vision not specified before?? i heard some speculating that she would have abyssal element
ā
I will give her 5.7
Nah they'll probably get the other two silhouettes out of the way first
dornman port when 
one of the silhouettes has got to be related to mondstadt expansion
the chef-looking cheveruse one not too sure
depends if both are 5* or if one of them a 4*
chef one is probably from Fontaine since itās makes sense French wise
well all I care about rn is varesa either way
Rosaria mentioned a Dahlia again in her birthday mail, we know Dahlia is a church Deacon
Who knows 
makes sense
a blast from the past
Other than that we've got nothing for info on who Dahlia is
https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Dahlia
||dahlia|| shall not be further elaborated upon by me bc
ig
"no leaks"
-# you say as you post a leak 
should i delete
i should shouldn't i
Qol event for fishing
Gonna throw $600 at her?
stop giving ppl ideas
one instance of that happening is already one too many
I thought that was pure copium
!!!!!!!
I will not be responsible for anyone's poor financial decisions 
nothing's confirmed though 
Good guess as well
!!!!!!!
Most likely not in my opinion lmaoo, they'll probably introduce a new element by the end of the game
!!!!!!!
"not be responsible for financial decisions"
-# you say as you post poor financial advice
Ofc not
I hope Hoyoverse really makes the traveler like live up to their 5* rarity by the end of the game, like one of my most anticipated reveals lorewise and metawise
!!!!!!!
surely

Like let us fly
and make explosions
also his personal 5* sword
But one thing's for sure
Dainsleif is stronger than us LMAOO
Not to mention he's probably weaker after being cursed
like Capitano
Ok

I FOUND SOME TGCF MERCH IN MY LOCAL ANIME SHOP REEEE

I hope to get varesa
I just lost 50/50 on Honkai for the first time
I hope it doesn't repeat
Also omfg so much free space in the tram and this old lady sits next to me š
Ye its an op banner
Varesa and xianyun for the 5 stars too
Could have replaced chev with someone else
Why
Nah im happy with chev
I need her c6
5.3
Oh lmaoo
Welp more people need chevvy anyway!!!!!!!

Electro plunging dps it makes sense!!!!!!!

I hate this banner so much
Hoyo knows I'm skipping, it's the only reason why they'd put the 4*s I need on it 
I thought I had chevvy cons but I don't oh well, sadge that I'm not gonna pull on this banner anyway lol, cause Skirk is near huehuehuehue
!!!!!!!

Who are cryo supports anyway?

classic paradigm of how hoyo balances out sales 

THEYRE SO CUTEE EEEEE
AND I GOT SO MANY XIE LIANS LMAO
I can also put it on top
HYDRO CLAYMORE WHEN
Never
ā¤ļø š¦ š
Focalor took it with her
they know I need cheveruse and Iansan for varesa thatās why theyāre on the banner
itās gonna be Mika Charlotte and chongyun
Understood here's some more hydro catalysts
when rindo stops stinking = never
if theyāre feeling spicy they can put Layla on it
@fickle horizon stop stinking
NAHHHH
I want someone who can use the bell
dehya, beidou, and dori are all extant, they can make good use of the bell apparently
ye but theyāre not truly a hp scalers

I'm doing the anecdotes and Zhongli is pulling out every excuse to not go near Neuvillete!!!!!!!

I honestly would be embarrassed if this belonged to my friend

anywhere i can look at 5.5's quality of life changes?
of course it's khoi
Developer discussion?
Chaotic neutral piece
chasca piece
Not if it rolls in to hp haha
Ahhh, so mid
This makes me tempted to wish fro c2 xianyun
C2 granny
Yeah, she is like a mother
and yet she is probably older
the banner is super good this time
It's the mentality, not the age
also what her c2 does
Makes any plunge meta
and when are you building her as a main dps with the new set
I'm not sure if I'll even farm it
All my sets are outdated and wonky, besides furina and fischl
Milliers why are you still awake.
I would love to get her but only if I get varesa and her signature
otherwise I wonāt even have a chance of getting her
Making my alt
Open pet simulator eggs
I decided to skip veresa, just because I have a lot of build electro character already, and If I'm gonna get an on fielder it will have to be one of my more neglected elements, like cryo or geo
I really need a good cryo dps
Like desperately lol
cryo and geo are more used on my side and I donāt really have a electro dps besides yae which is well at c0
My electro dps is
Basically just raiden
Who I consider as a sub dps
Tbf all of my electro units, besides Raiden are 4stars
Wait no I forgot clorinders
But electro has so many good 4 star units
I donāt consider the element when pulling tho
itās more about the character itself
Oh like Dori? 
well she can be fun in hyperbloom as a driver
Like fischl,ororon,kuki,sethos
at c6 that is
Ahh yes c6 kuki 
well Iām talking about dori but ye
Ohh
What does C6 Kuki do?
Nothing of value
You only really want her c2 and that's mostly for comfort
something with canāt die no?
Yeah, but it's kind of finicky
ye not as good as hu Tao c6
Expensive c6
tbf I only plan to play plunge Tao if I get cloud retainer idk if I use her otherwise
ur funny
Juicy
But it does have some crit dmg too
oh my bad. i suck
21 crit rate is crazy
good
like u
Nahh,youre good
I'm gonna
not as good as you
Pls
didn't recognize ori again
YAY
I see the vision
gottem
I suppose the "C2 rule" applies to just about every other character, no?
oh wrong one
Data.
My wifi just sucks
Fair.
Or is it a discord me problem
gottem again
POV my eyesight without glasses
not as fair as you
the fact she is lvl 40 c0 and talent lvl 1 tho
Well most 5stars
my eyes without you
Go away
Kinda weird tho since most peeps are asleep rn so there should be far less traffic.
It only took me about three to four minutes to download all the 2GB update and stuff...
Mods should ban, orifice.
not as trafimfc as you
My provider gets stingy at night
apparently OP just got her and had been farming that domain for neuvi furina for a long time
Not as stingy as-
I go back to nap goodbye children
I need a Hoyo character whose whole gimmick is to maintain the Teyvat WiFi
Lmao
Or is just tech support
Make tevyat into a polluted world by making
Nuclear power plants
Iām sure they had those before the war
*coal plants.
Natlan is far too advanced for that they alr got motorcycles
Some rando
Will probably discover nuclear energy
Someday
but ye nuclear power plants donāt produce much pollution
In tevyat
As much as I like to argue why nuclear ain't so bad but I still need to eep.
This is why youre not part of the waste managment team
not as much as i likr u
the steam you see coming out of them is just water vapor
Ypure not water vapir youre tellow now
It would be dope if we got more of those in the country but I fear that the funds will be nabbed by corrupt politicians which would result in a sub-standard plant that is a hair's width away from not passing the standards.
Chernobyl 2.0
Exactly.
Elephants foot
The Fukushima one was built in an area prone to EARTHQUAKES and TSUNAMIS all because they said it'll be cheaper that way.
Atleast from what I recall.
Yeah, I suppose we all know what happened afterwards.
Nuclear waste is stinki
it can be recycled
and itās not as dangerous as ppl think
over all nuclear energy is our best bet unless we really decide to harness the sun
Watch me buy nuclear waste for the sole purpose of turning it into armor for my house.
Depleted uranium armor, specifically.
Which happens to be also utilized by the M1A2 Abrams MBTs.
Nuclear power does reduce carbon emissions 
the power plant itself indeed doesnāt produce any carbon
Since assholes in the government automatically makes nuclear powerplants in the country a horrible idea, I'll go for the next best thing.
Geothermal energy.
We are in the Pacific Ring of Fire after all.
Gotta utilize the volcanic activity we all have.
Aight, my old man ass is getting sleepy from all the yapping about energy resources.
The Philippines is
A case
Of too many mouths to feed, too little supplies 
Do you like nuclear energy
Go to sleep
Indifferent 
What about geothermal energy
What about
Pollution
I like breathing
You too.
What about wind energy
Solar energy
It's pretty cool
š
I myself like wind energy since wind turbines
Look cool
I ask myself
the only problem with them is they take a lot of precious space
Why tf am I awake
I didnāt have coffee
I simply canāt fucking sleep
I have to get up at 5 am bruh
Help me
You don't need sleep, you need answers (apparently)
MILK
close your eyes for 10 minutes and donāt focus on sleeping
Already drank
Did that a hour ago
Bro
Just turn off your phone
Like power off
Worked but i woke up again
natural selection ig

Do the
Military sleeping method 
Stop sending gifs
And turn off ur phone
the only time I struggle to sleep is if Iām very sick or anxiety for tomorrow but even at the second case I still fall asleep
I have nothing to do
If I see u online
Ill come out from under ur bed
?
Thereās no space under my bed
Do you have a closet
This is like a hollow block of wood
I'll come out of the wall
No
Itās a 1.5 inch brick wall millia
Living in walls ain't that bad
Just turn off ur phone
Not as amazing as you
Bitch

U pinged him
This isnāt ori
Delete discord
Bro that's baby chapters
In 1.5 hours
I read 300 chapters in a day

What short manga chapters are u readin
You are simply foolish
Welcome to demon school iruma
most manga are short chapter length wise
By reading so fast you leave yourself with nothing to read
Bro u read
84 chapters in 1.5 hours
Well ig that ain't that fast
Take the shit away before i slap u
Hear me out
SOME OF EM HAVE GOOD STORIES
What about GL
begter than last airbender
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have a ganyu
ori gives a ganyu
heizou is pleased
millia gets jealous
Iām indeed pleased
its okay millia ill givr you somrthing too wait here
AI
Roblox premium
He's just acting nice for
Attention
Or it's a rebrand thing
have a meme, you undersized kangeroo monkey
midlia is pleased
she expresses her gratitude
youre welcome
Can you make me Alfredo pasta
It's 3 am and I can't spell.
I'ma wait till it's nighttime for u and call you in the middle of the night
ohh preinstall is alr out
No i already made it for crys
when varesa drops imma try doing catalyst only abyss for funsies
You're letting you're inner thoughts leak out
ok orifice
Quet i know who you are
mann theyre releasing so many back to back to back catalysts i cant keep up š
yes, you also have my face, parcially
I live in ur walls
i used to have them all once...
my stomach walls
Cannibalism
Help me
Tf u mean once?
once upon a time
Shut it ori
There lived a poor artist suffering from 3d
In her effort she had to consult a old wizard
Wat wrong
Tho the words of the wizard was something no one could understand
Me no sleep
Shut up midlia
Be like keqing
Shut up fake
How are people making 24 minute videos for a pull guide
Gaming isn't worth it unless you have xianyun
Chevy needs full hp, can go dps if c6
Iansan is just bennet
Varesa isnt worth it unless you have Xianyun
Go for Xianyun if you don't have her and want varesa
Or get varesa if you just dont care
24 minutes done in 6 sentences
me when i lie
ga ming is indeed good even without xianyun, she just makes him cracked
ofc if u have better options then dont build him but if u like him or need a pyro dps he's there
sounds like they're desperately trying to make xianyun relevant
also if iansan is just bennett then idk if i have bennett already would it be wise to just skip
again same with varesa, xianyun isnt a must she just makes her cracked, even then varesa scalings are so op she's amazing even without xianyun and has like 3 rlly good teams
Dazzy you're my favorite 4th person
Varesa doesn't need xainyun dummy
Overload works fine there's a reason chevy is on her banner
I love you
You remind me of ice cream
Strange ice cream
orifice reminds me of dog poop
varesa is actually so strong like u dont even need dendro reactions to make her a good electro dps
ur pfp is dog poop
and millia reminds me of dog poop inside her brother's shoe
Hey uh got a question abt the character anecdotes
Are they permanent or nah? I haven't done any and if it's just the bonus primos that I'm missing out it's fine, but if the anecdotes themselves are gonna come off then I'm gonna speedrun the thing

also holy fck i forgot how op chev is for dps raiden š
Ill just pull xianyun to get the most out of my gaming-- that i havent built-- nor do i hope to get xianyun at all-- just want iansan
i usually use furina raiden together but honestly chev might be better for dps raiden-
That's why I want her
But I also want xilonen-
Unlikely permanent unless feedback actually works
i want c2 xilonen but ah well
i prefer new characters over cons
Theres this loser a few months back that failed to get xilonen
I swiped her under his chin when he wasnt lookin the massive flex when i stole his girl bruh
Feedback? Genshin?
I skipped most of the anecdotes because there's like no EN VAs atm
So hopefully they keep them around
just do until u get the primos
xianyun's one was pretty cute
No shit 
||she was about to adopt razor||
Not permanent, they keep on going to new locations when you finish one so you dont have to wait for next day

Prefer amber
God I want amber's socks
Guess I'm speedrunning it then
u remind me of the sniffer
Don[t speedrun amber
Why
I promise you traveler will propose to amber at the end of version 7.0
Also how long does each of em take
3 hours
Nah that's def cap
until the planet earth explodes š½
However long a story quest is
Thats why they gave us a whole version for it
goodlucky spending all day on genshin
We know you h avent done that since you first started playing
Each? I'm dead
you're a moyai
I remember when we used to have dripmarketing today
do them if you want to, but no one's forcing you
Now we have until next week
guys i am so ready to build both varesa and iansan yup
Me in wuwa be like
stop being poor itās not a excuse
me irl
Anecdotes might be the next permanent feature they're adding to genshin
Although i don't think they have updates for this next patch since it was not mentioned in livestream
if they were to become permanent i think genshin would take away or at the very least severely reduce the primogem rewards aspect
i hope im wrong but i have a feeling that hoyo doesn't like to give out too many primogem rewards to players
the reward can be zero theyāre fun
theyāre a bit more generous this past year
the next step to a more interactive open world
Nah at least 10,000 mora
one per day
I mean 10 anecdotes but the first you do is 10,000 mora
NO EVEN BETTER, count it as a daily commission
Nutella for hair
this is hilariously adorable
sadly i cant dye my hair this time but i'm finally going to the hairdresser this week
7 if you're talking to 90 10/10/10
I want jelly
new username noticed: could i interest you in some š§ š® ?
It cool that Chevreuse will be on a banner I'll be summoning for once
huh
well ig i was today years old when i learned that sayu's leaf is actually not touching her head
or the top of her hoodie, for that matter
it's perpetually floating above her
his heater turn on cause he feels cold and he turn it off
sad
19 characters
Citlali goblet
This can go on someone who needs mostly EM but also benefits from damage, like Kazuha or a hyperbloom char
Or Citlali yeah
I decided against pulling for Furina cons
At least for this time
I need my primos for Xilonen

he's tweakin cuz he ain't ready for the p4 remake
he's definitely ready to kill sum more
My friends asked me why i was speaking so quetly when answering a question in class today and in the best way possible to describe it i said "i turn into fluttershy when i speak in front of a lot of people" š š
Aura
So true
yippee she's almost here 
This banner is so good its insane
Finally a banner where i want both the 4 stars and the 5 star
cow 
cow 
this banner screams Electro-charged, hands down.
I'm so excited for friday now can time pass quicjer
Wednesday too but friday especially
Milk.
No š«µ
genshin is getting better jesse. they now have cow. genshin is calling for you jesse
overloaded 
I am too busy 

I need to spam King Crimson.
I cannot wait for the banner.
Wdym no
the banner is indeed, overloaded with sorta... luchadoras, workout gurus, police and a parkour fan 
No means no š«µ
Yes means yes
No š«µ
@digital gust @next basin 𫵠yesno š«µ
Did that watermelon just squash
constellation count:
- Chevreuse: C1
- Gaming: C2
So, doable.
Banana
Genshin is edging me with my c5 chev and c4 ga ming
Hopefully i at least get 1 iansan as well while pulling

Watch there be a bombshell drip market that makes everyone regret pulling
overloaded as in the elemental reaction "overloaded", which is the elemental reaction between pyro and electro, mind you. also, if you're referring to ga ming, he's an expert parkour performer, bro isn't just plainly a "parkour fan"
And c6 chev x)
I need Iansan in mid-to-high constellations. Same for Chevreuse.
ga ming's lion dance skills are on another level of brilliance
Ga ming i forgot he's c4 now i'm sad
||skirk||
Watch it be skirk or like columbina or uhhh umm uhhh varka jumpscare
I'm pulling until i get varesa so unless i get some godly iansan luck then idk
4 stars can be a bitch to get
Even worse than getting the 5 stars sometimes
The incident
I really hope I win the 50/50.
The incidents
Xianyun's gonna love her a lot.
I'm sure every genshin player has experienced it at least once
Where they want a 4 star character but 50 pulls in and nothing
2 raiden 0 chevreuse
Raiden still fucking benched
memories from 4.0 
i'd be happy with that incident
i accidentally pulled xiao while trying to pull for some 4-star i don't even remember
the irony
I use mf for hyperbloom neuvillette
well i alr have chev c5 so im chilling
but as a raiden main i'd be happy to get more cons even if she's c2
Weapon pull is the revenge of the excusivity.
sixtuple weapon-exclusive. oh, boy.
Has there ever been a xiphos rerun
lemme check in jiff
The fucking sword that came with nilou release
Ooo
Xiphos' moonlight.
And used on her demo
Oh yea
Like
yes, twice
First of all why is the key her sig not xiphos
3.1 (original), 3.6 (rerun), 4.8 (rerun 2)
The hp swords that we lack
1 gacha the other 5 star gacha and pretty sure there was another one...? Idk i forgor
I think there was only 2
3.1 it was with PJC + Khat-ni-sut
key ugly tho
500 em
3.6 it was with the Nahida's lamp, and Khat-Ni-Sut (again)
But was xiphos there
and in 4.8... guess what. Again with Khat-Ni-Sut... and Verdict.
yep
What the fuck are people on about this sword being extinct then
These sources are shit
yup. it usually comes with dragon's bane and Khat-ni-sut
The most colorful weapon banner
I feel srry for everyone who doesn't want the 5 stars on this banner cuz this banner is so op 4 star wise too š š
If I unstrap my seatbelt and pull Im gonna be blasted with c17 chevreuse
I'm going for Iansan. dibs from a long time
I know of it
i think ppl will want xianyun since she's plunge support
This woman has been my nightmare both before and after c6
i sadly gotta skip her yet again cuz i want varesa more
those are powerful guns.
i dun remember the cons for mine but i dont really gaming that much and i think chevys are low
Before Im forced to pull on her banners that are shit and now I cant pull for her banner because sheās maxed

this is a perfect banner for me so im rlly happy
i want every 4 star and a varesa
i hope i can finally c6 chev cuz she's been stuck at c5 for ages š
i hope i get a lot of iansan cons
and at least 1 iansan cuz she's good with varesa
Iansan goes everywhere a Natlan character goes. Pretty much like Bennett.
ye i cant wait
its just iansan is much easier to get her buffs with varesa than some of the other characters š
i'll forget to move around lmao
shouldn't she get her buffs easily with nearly every natlan character? the only ones i can see issues with is citlali & ororon but that shouldn't be a real problem
maybe kachina too idk
i dont think imma use her with mualani lmaoo
yup, sort of.
and i dont rlly do overload mavuika so
i prefer raiden overload and then using mavuika with furina xilonen bennett
oo wait now with iansan this will be nice she can replace benny for overload raiden team
Iansan is pure power, so, I think I need a decent ATK% weapon, who knows... I need to check my inventory.
they no longer need to share
sorta, but you sacrifice heal.
chev heals
mhmm
thats enough for me

yup, Chevreuse does the task.
that's why I need her (Chevreuse) to get more constellations. This banner is quite perfect.
but ye seeing my current roaster i think varesa, raiden, yae and maybe arle will all benefit from iansan
almost all Natlan charas (I think except Kachina, but it needs timing and tricks)
not rlly
mualani and kinich both want pyro units to do their best dmg for example
mavuika alr has a bis team
Mavuika is almost a go, because she reduces transmission.
u can use it for her tho

I would go with... Mavuika, Shogun, Iansan, Chevreuse (overloading everywhere)
the funny thing is my goal wasnt even to get so many natlan characters but their gameplay is just so smooth and animation wise its perfect that i pulled for more than just mualani and xilonen

mav i pulled cuz i wanted to replace xiangling
thats literally the only reason LOL
but she's so good i use her as a pyro dps
if i wanna use mualani i use mav as a pyro app off field
And yet she kept on her tyranny
falin thinks shes a 
sammee
each chara i told myself i was gonna skip i ended up getting (chasca citlali kinich)
so real
ig benny and xiang are easy to kill
guys i just witnessed the bp dissapearing in front of my eyes...
citlali is so op i might try getting her on a rerun if i can
my love for catalysts needs to be studied
varesa being both a catalyst and an electro unit its like a must for me
Stinkiebean.
thats without including how smooth her animations are and how fun she looks playstyle wise
I suppose she's the third catalyst user utilizing melee attacks? No?
wrio baizhu heizou and varesa now
cataegis should I install genshin and get the cyan roll value?
Baizhu punches too?
no but he is still doing melee attacks
Get Yelan.
i forgot what the thing he does is called
Get a soap and shower
I cant be the strongest nahida main if Idont have cyan value
I cannot have my family walk in asking "why is she attacking with her ass"
SHUT UP CHORIZO CHEESE! 
Sexy š„µ
Play hsr
@fickle horizon do not Italian react cars
Yes but get Yelan too.
Fuck that piece of shit game
Why
Aw hell nah you're drooling for cars.
Im italian now 
Money hungry shit
basically u know ty lee from atla? if u do that's what he does, he aims at the enemy's muscle points
Thats every gacha 
ye only for farming
I physically cannot enjoy a game I dont even get to play and then gets punished for wanting to play
u do get to play, just do the end game content and done
When I played HSR before I only used auto once cause I was a perfectionist and my characters arent using the skills efficiently
I'd probably have an R15 before you could get a cyan artif.
No theres people play on auto no matter the gamemode
Thereās no fucking end game content other than the uninstall button
i enjoy it mostly cuz of the story and animations + male hsr designs are much better than the ones in genshin...genshin needs to cook 
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE CYAN ARTIF YOURSELF 
Mostly whales but eh
those are either casuals or whales
My giga invested blade is shit my giga invested welt is shit my giga invested fu xuan dies in 2 hits and my jackshit firefly 2 cycles everything
people who cba LOL
Fucking worthless shit
there's 3 end game contents
Yes but
Can genshin update already bruh I need to get inansan and save more for xilonen
Dazzy
What do gacha games sell
Characters right
Why the fuck will I do the endgame if I get to use 0 of the characters I want
wdym
Its so ASS
u do get to use them
No
unless theyre 4 stars or 1.0 characters other than jy with sunday
What is my blade gonna do what is my welt gonna do
I dont know how to do wheelie 
I cant even 1 star MoC in ver 1.6 what hope do I have now
I do not want to risk it unless I wanna end up dying and getting mocked for getting a Darwin award.
Is the powercreep really THAT bad?
My fu xuan cant tank end game in version 2.2 what hope do i have now
ye thats the bad thing about hsr ya gotta pull almost every new 5 star to clear moc
get aven and lingsha
Yeah dont do wheelie, We not kid anymore our healing factor is not that strong 
So to that I said piss off Im not coming back
fu fell off ages ago
See
How the fuck would I feel about every character I mained in version 1
They can call me a šŗ but I'll be the one laughing at their funeral.
My cause of death will probably have something to do
With accidentally breaking my bones
i mean i just end up liking new characters so idrm and the 1.0 character i like is jy who gets buffed every patch + my other fave character (other than aven) is sunday who's his best support so im living the dream
but ye i understand ur pain (my poor dan il, black swan and sparkle being benched)
Millers, please don't tell us you twisted another joint.
My Selee is fucking dead my welt is fucking dead my blade is fucking dead my fu xuan is fucking dead and my Boothill and firefly are on an expiration timer
Tail bone.
Dont say stuff like that 
.....
...sister you need to drink more milk.
the strat with hsr is literally pull every harmony unit (except for sparkle...srry sparkle) and a new dps once in awhile and done
Jah rebuke that š
Yeah no Im not playing a strategy game about my credit card
I SLIPPED this time
for sustainers make sure to have aven, lingsha or huohuo, 2 of them for 2 teams and done
I will die from old age
The real meta all along was unplugging the game fr
hsr gives a shit ton of jades but if they rerun at the same time its just a pain in the ass
That shit ton of jades wont suade me
Dont talk abt die 
Ive called it hush money for years
idk why they refuse to make 4 stars and when they do they're mostly shit or fall off after a month
I won't die
I uh will become immortal

What kind?
Eternal life
Add luocha and Ruan Mei to that list
Forgot they existed and rightfully so
i'm not saying there arent any
its just not for everyone
if i have problems with some stuff i do complain about them a lot
What if I fling you to space or an active volcano?
And I dumped the game like my crush dumped me
i carried (i was solo healer, rocket switched from ben last minute)
Same but with Genshin.
Great question
i can never dump hsr for 1 reason and 1 reason alone

Genshin i cannot let go because its a game that actually pushed me to develop personal skills
One reason is
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BIG BUFF MEN???? I NEED MOAR!!!!!
i like hsr story more than genshin's personally
fontaine was peak but other than that i prefer hsr
I have no fucking words with hsr
It was shit for me through and through except belobog and then they fucked it
belebog idc about tbh
Belepog
Beautiful
i dont have a single fave from belebog, story was good but eh if i dont have faves it doesnt hit the same
they fr forgot about belebog lmao, seele is the only limited 5 star from there
the continuance quest fixed xianzhou story wise imo
Fontaine compelled me to go learn story writing, art, and French
Hsr taught me how to be shitbag hater on the internet
I do wonder which game I will like more
god i need anaxa
Same
Green man.
i have 2 sides, crap ton of healing (actually being a good healer) or i play aggro
i want mydei but i'm not pulling for yet another imaginary game FCK OFF WITH MAKING EVERY HOT MAN IMAGINARY
As much as I dislike how Natlan was I at least have good memories from earlier years to fall back on
Iām picking him up on his rerun
Need Castorice
its just IMAGINARY IMAGINARY IMAGINARY IMAGINARY I GET IT THAT UR GAYEST CHARACTERS ALWAYS ARE IMAGINARY BUT DAMN
me2
she was an ez skip for me
rappa is one of my favorite characters š„
i think i was still saving for sunday back then
totally replaced firefly for me
poor dazzee
Sheās not a bad dps but she doesnāt wow me like Mydei does
mydeez nuts
āIs men being mostly imaginary a political statementā
after i saw her trailer and ult animation i had to pull
GO AWAY
its like the law
Cashew nutz
and i really liked her during the filler story
Hot men in hsr are imaginary
Because they are imaginary
Concord men reality
Life is concord
jiaoqiu ā¤ļø
I wish i could forget doing penecony so that i can experience it all over again
I like tall thicc women but damn they need to add more big buff men to achieve equilibrium.
thank u sm laz for that peace offering
still waiting for another man like gallagher
Seeing anaxa...
I also want him now 

We all know the real men keeping that equilibrium are reddit mods
thought wuwa would provide more men like that with yuanwu but no š„
its the law
Donāt make me puke
Theyāre the ones carrying weight
Ha ha ha he ha he he ha ha
ptoo ptoo
my lightcone list is growing
NOO LEAVE JEFF ALONE
This silly
Shark
Is so silly
im the opposite... š
here mine
Do they sell Jeff keychains
MY SHITTY WIFI IS PISSING ME OFF
Or a plushie
I might take 100 of em 
angel siblings deserve the world (i'll get e1 robin 1 day-)
AHH SOAEKLE MENTIONED

soaekle
who tf is soaekle
I just realized we have no Amphoreus 4*
Probably an assassinās creed shadow character
Currently at least
Mb yasuke simulator character
i pulled for sparkle cuz i like her design but she got immidietly benched after i got sunday š
The hsr disease
sparkle my pooker
Powercreep is real
my tribbie build aint that bad ngl
Pls tell me you didnāt stop after Belobog š
Mine is ass Iām still leveling up her talents
My deadass copiumed to 2.2
Honkai fuckrail
You havenāt experienced the good content Iām afraid
Just farm artifacts again
Damn you touched shit? Gross
Im not eating it
Eugh
Last time I tried to play for story I got fucking stuck in a 5 hour boss fight against Sunday because my team is āoutdatedā
i dont trust anyone who dislikes penacony
I just realized your name is No.1 hsr hater 
I found the poop eater š«µ
No wonder it's stinky in here
sparkle
I had to fight Sunday for FIVE FUCKING HOURS just to LEVEL UP MY BOOTHILL
Double stink if you count Rindo 
FIVE FUCKING HOURS of MY LIFE
MILLIA IS THE STINKY TWIN NOT ME 
On this PIECE OF SHIT
that fight was very easy i fear
skill issue ngl
I fought Sunday with Jing Yuan
Farming artifacts in hsr is fun
And itās ALL because I quit between ver 1.3 and 1.6 having a fucking butterfly effect on my gameplay
when will hoyo games release a character named rindo
press V and go do something else
I know you all would pull for rindo 
Will it look something like this?
ez skip
That characters name would be laz or millia 
I hatched pet sim eggs for 9 hours straight
Nah thatās u
Youre skipping a must pick character
same
What's ur kit
Tell me what game first 
Rindo is a 4* Destruction Wind character (bc u smell so bad it makes everything crumble)
I get punished for having a 1 version break I get punished for liking old characters I get punished for farming relics I need I get punished for playing the events I get punished for not playing the events I get punished for being not able to do the end game I get punished for not having enough jade to e2 s1 every new 5 star
DATS U!
Pile of shit ill spend my money on games I get to actually play
Nuh uh
tbf thats also the same with genshin new playerbase
The biggest difference is
Nah fr the nightsoul mechanic is annoying
We have the fucking 4 star quintet
That just runs over most gameplay content with their own kits
Im gonna be honest, I didnt enjoy natlan

Same, it was written by a bunch of interns
WAIT FR?
I thought inazuma was the worst region but natlan is 2x worst
I liked Inazuma
The NS mechanic makes you feel like you just realized that the circle block no longer fits in the square hole
I like inazuma as a place but exploration wife the mobs are so hard to kill
Yeah thatās why Iām only pulling for 4* and Skirk atm
And if you dont have a square block for the square hole the toy slaps you and says fuck you
Fair
WHAT THE HELL

I donāt even bother with the local legends
why yall eattin poop šš
Sumeru is just peak region fr, Like it is the best region in mondstadt if you dont count the dessert
I got absolutely decimated fighting the local legends
I loved Mondstadt and Fontaine personally
Mondstadt was so carefree
And just felt like home




