#💬gimshim-chat
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New genshin players makes me feel old as an ar 59 player who's played since 1.0
god i wanna eat some pizza rn
feel you
Dominos or little ceasers
Bro I feel like I've lived 50 years before I even lived 20
the only thing i dislike is the uncomfortably jiggly boobs they gave her
Or papa john
its just excessive
You will not like miko
i like her ears
Disgusting
Bruh
Oh damn
In a few months genshin is 4 years old
👴
Pretty young
I've been playing this game for 4 years Jesus fuck
You mentioning triple crown reminded me I have four crowns now, I can actually triple crown a character one day
New archon quest: get a girlfriend
Had, lost
The struggle 
im so disgusted in you right now
i cant believe you even suggested such a thing so disgusting
Ok scara
ur a disgusto matzo
Rate my photo
fatzo
orlando
My image won't send
no we see it
its beautiful
just kidding we dont see it
Pretty good some issues
?
Wait
where are your five stars?
FOV to is very important
beidou main
currently rolling for yanfei and the rest of my team i do not give a shit about
@cinder tiger
you know that abyss requires 2 teams
and that the theater requires like 16 characters
Is this better?
Let me see Nathan
why do you think im going to do the abyss
aint that the goal
You have to redo the picture
Redo?
from what if heard, its abyssmal
You can try to cut out the information but it wont look the same
gimshim chan
Feeling very good! Got 109 Dendroculus. Not sure how many I still need to find to max out the Sumeru statue. My statue is LV6
Oh ok
Trial and error like this
UID..
I have to restart the entire game to get another screenshot
@cinder tiger Here is one without the uid
My uid is kinda in a lot of my screenshots
Do you like my photos
Do you know how to remove it?
Yes
Yes
why do yall care about ur uid
I don't know
ur not gonna get hacked if you share it
You can use it to send friend requests
shut yo muzo disgustzo pizza taco bullo
If your becoming big i would not share it
yeah just deny them if you don't wanna be friends 

Hmmm basic I guess 6.5/10
i lied, the other 2 are going to be chongyun (im using him soley to give beidou super conduction), and some bow character, most likely dendro but i dont care
Let this quest end already, I'm so bored
Is this good?
Uid...
Hmmm
1 sec
Are you from Europe server?
No
America?
Yes
Alright
mmmm pictures
STOLE IT
lmao what one?
Turn on this
Alright
The kazuha one
i tried my best with this one
ahh i got more with kazuha some of them are old tho and have my uid in them
It's not a picture I forgot to take it
Rate my navai yesterday build
Pyro Traveler
i cant stand kaeya, he just looks like this and has an insufferable personality
"Wriothesley Ice Ball with legs doesn't exist! It won't hurt you"
Wriothesley Ice Ball with legs: 
didn't ask
i was trying to get a picture 
it honestly looks like hes getting pulled into the ice ball
Which one is better
Here is one
get hypnotised gang
no
Im going to bed
Don't be rood
look i didn't shit talk the character the person was posting a picture about

relax gang i wasnt personally insulting you
im just posting pictures of characters i like and pretty moments
im not saying you where its just annoying
Chat dont fight over me 
Is this good?
hmmm not bad
WHAT THE HELL ANDERSDOTTIR
what?
in simulanka you can find an incomplete manuscript
im assuming to be written by andersdottir
idk who that is?....
the daughter of anders 
M from hexinzirkle
AH
Pick one
the name confused me
My wives
THAT'S NOT NINGGUANG.
wish this could be me but i got the cat
and i can't afford to risk it
Almost done 
Beidou needs her girlfriend :(
Which one is better
The one where he's drinking
hello! can i ask how did you do the overlay? :--)
i recreated it with the best character
fountain isnt as expensive
Hellooooo
ok
My heart melts
personal opinion, the new outfit should've been lynette's
the image won't send on my phone again
awwww
Ikr??
The best part is that its also canon 💗
True XD
I'm making regional teams with specific rules
- The Archon must be included
- They must have the regional resonance (EX: Fontaine must have double Hydro)
- Only characters from said region/heavily related to this region are allowed to be a part of the team (EX: Sumeru can only have Sumeru characters, or somebody like Lisa)
Any suggestions?
Pick one
Good thing that Childe fits almost anywhere lol
All of them
man i wish kaveh was not a super niche 4 star with like one use
Uhh furina sigewinne wriothesley?
Yeah
I only use him for that nifty teapot passive ngl
Debating on whether should I use Siegwinne there or Charlotte
Oh damn forgot abt lynette.. yeah charlotte would be cool for neuvie stacks
Yet Siegwinne is way more comfy for Overworld
wish he was more like ga ming
i can't believe andersdottir ripped off toby fox
I forgot about Gaming ngl
Well just run lynette with fav for er
the main point is ga ming is strong xD
All I remember was the primogems I got for Chiori lol
He is, yes
At C6
And I don't have his C6 yet
My gaming is at c5
Funnily enough, I think I'm at C4 Gaming, so... almost there
YOOOOOOOO KAEYA CHILL
i think hes solid even at c0
Daily Navia #256
source - (https://x.com/dogface59085274/status/1814264360216453522?s=46)
he was talking to the paper friend at 1st not jean lmfao
Hardly so
C1 is definitely what you want as a bare minimum
i have the reading comprehension of a squirrel
My lovely King of Metropole
huh
well point still stands
I mean, he's rizzing an origami
Your take is perfectly valid lmao
Gaming is strong
kaveh is so niche it hurts
I KNOW THEY'RE TALKINGF ABOUT DRINKING ALCOHOL BUT LIKE 😭
And Pyro. And a claymore user.
Can you name any actually good DPS with such traits?
i did not spoil uh am i dead
YOU NEED TO STEP AWAY FROM YOUR FAN FICS
||Diluc||
WHAT MADE YOU THINK I READ LET ALONE FANFICS
i was about to fight you

you talk about your ships so fucking much i just expect it
cmon its fun to think about kaeya's unrequited crush on jean since the good ol days
rox
i feel nothing
fine cup of pure ink
when i think about that stuff i feel nothing
i headcanon kaeya, diluc, lisa, and eula all having a crush on jean and jean being oblivious
hmmm do you have familial headcanons?
what?...
I love their signature dishes
like eg. klee always tryna make gifts for albedo on his birthday but they blow up whenever albedo recieves them
i think about story stuff but not like that normaly
Jean x paperwork >>
mmm crystals
A professional baker recreated Furina's cake. It's so damn complicated lol
Furina is secretly a genius
Do you just not condense resin?👀
Chevreuse my beloved
She's a foodie. My kin
i do theres so meny crystal flys around to catchs
omg i love jean sm
theres ALOT you can get in a single day
but does she love u
Yoimiya is my bae even tho i dont enjoy fireworks.. esp ones that burst on the ground
yes, actually
But why look for them?
im doing this now so when natlan comes out i don't have to worry about it for a long while
Huh.. okay then.. i usually just go to dawn winery if i dont have enough for the day
its just how i prefer to do it xD
theres a few places where you can grab alot as well
Hmm yeah.. fontaine prolly has many spots
So true
it does not take long to get like 40 a day lmao
you only need 4.5 a day. one trip to one location already grants 6
mhm
Which drops are those again,,,
im just stocking up again
its the crystal flys in dif places
Oh
these little guys
lol u n me took at same location
Ohhh!
gimshim chan
im free
It's not like I go out of my way to get that many on a daily basis
I know of three good spots that I visit every day, and I get something like 13 crystalfly cores at a time
Mmm picture time
wait hold on xD 
??
Mona 
Great minds think alike lmao
that place is so pretty
Kudos I appreciate people who take good screenshots of locations, I mainly screenshot characters
Maybe I should just get Yunli and stop caring about meta
i have some for characters
i dont take pictures of chars but stare at em for hours
how the hell are you able to take such pretty pictures
esp that lense flair like how tf
Which one's the best?
RTX?
I could never
Literally. My potato phone won't allow it lol
highest settings plus ray tracing
lmao nah
highest settings yes ray tracing no
my pc is 7 years old
The second pic
But I saved them all for good measure. Nicely done 
publicly available sattelite tech is so good that you can see people from space
the 2nd is good!
Thanks! I am trying to thin out my screenshot folder so I wanna choose which ones to keep
Imagine the technology the military has
i once tried ray tracing in genshin and god dam
Oh boy, I feel you
The way my phone is chock-full of pics and screenshots, I may as well be a memokeeper 
Big fat mood lmao
one of the ways i get my game to looks so pretty is i have my brightness all the way down
reminds me when i used to take pictures in genshin
Oh I wish I could never 😭
I have a huge window right behind me
curtains
I have the darkest courtains you could imagin but my room is a blacony, the whole wall is one huge window
Moving out in a month or so tho
this is what the game looks like normaly right?
how ab at night
ah yes... i still have this picture
For the most part, yeah
I sometimes play during the day tho so its uncomfortable to switch back and forth
this is with brightness down
I have a tradition with Xiao and Lantern Rite photos
I wanna start taking epic pics myself
With the new character poses, things will get interesting 
i hope one of my mains gets one
I tried playing with low darkness.. all fun and games till you get to the chasm
like look at how fucking bright that is
oh i played that shit with it being like this
SHES EVEN SMOLLER THAN THE CHEST 
You can really tell when did the quality go up 
and shes proud of it
And this is my house
turning the in game brightness to the lowest indeed makes it look pretty but its too stressful for my eyes, so i dont really do it
lmao
You guys wanna help me filter some photos?
fair enough
i don't have anything to filter them
i just take the pictures as is

ofc theres one with keqing... my electro queen 🤤
Hopefully Yoimiya gets one soon
my 5'6 homie when i stand next to him
i just want one for a character i care about XD
"goodmorning scara" yawns
Not Wrio looking like one of those sexy middle aged men who run science TV programs on sweltering Saturday evenings in the summer 
Dude will educate the masses about the hidden wonders of Teyvat
lmfao....
Which one do I keep?
Both tbh
1st one is more clean
"Wet Socks in the Sunset"
By Shadowo
ah i found it
Wow
.... ive never been tempted to block you before
That's one cool pic
Sorry

that one took a while to do
I bet it did
I got way better with Screenshots post 2.4 and it shows
this was by far the hardest time ive had getting a picture
Gotta bring the Fungi home
i think it wouldve been better if there wasnt a tree in the background of raiden.. but overall cool pic 
it was ment to have the trees
Why is bbg's cape looking like that? 
thats what it looks like in his e
Oh
and thats why its such a hard picture to get
<3
I wouldn't know tbh
My Tartaglia is an asstrologist
you have to get him to do the right thing while dealing with the cooldown
pretty

ty!
Furina :3
Timing is really important, yeah
Furina plushie?
took me like an hour to get a single picture
Why does this pirate look like a prince from a distant, exotic land?
She's so cute
You got the same one
Omg, so cute!
I've killed thousands of those
Gotta have the ascension materials somehow
Yeah, sadly
Neuvillette plushie when
I think I saw one in the store
Watch Natlan do the same and force us to farm cute critters for mats
I'm already feeling like a monster
looks pretty okay, time to do some testing
And you didn't get him so he could be wrong with Furina :(
wht set
I wish I knew how to take good pictures
Nilou slays
Not emblem
😌
I want Nilou so badly but Navia is more important to me because I lack geo characters
I lack inazuma characters
I kinda want Nilou, but then I wouldn't be able to guarantee Mualani, and I can't afford the risk
Sorry Nilou
Best big grill in gefard imapt.
Uh, wut?
"Best big grill in Gepard IMAP?" 
Genshin.
Lol, ofc
Just trial and error, I take 100 bad ones and get about 3 good ones
Brainrot terms.
Gimshim*
Instead of Ningguang I got two kirara's and one Kaveh
-# you stinker
jenshin impacto
That kazuha one is so amazing, I mean all of them are but that one's the best imo
Daily Changli post because god knows how badly I want her to come home ASAP
Whyareyoudoingthistomebbg??
Gimshim guys
Call her yae Miko
She'll come home for sure
-# smol peep 
tomorrow is the last day of our project 
until the next one at august 
i miss summer breaks 
Definitely this situation
Lol
52 pity and no Changli
Maaaaaaan
At least I know for a fact that she's bound to show up

Okay Im done filtering
Kokostares
Kokostares everywhere
Not the man in the hole 
Plus, shout-out to Mountain Shaper and Moon Carver before the design nerf 
The design nerf 😭
ooh, i would like pic of this with niloo and maybe alhaitham? 
or maybe cyno is the better deshret stand-in? 
I would've loved to do that but my friends didnt have them
dehya
I think either Al-Haitham/Kaveh as Desheret
hmm, maybe candace 
If any of you are on EU Id love to recast this photo
Fish.
i am not eu peep 
yes!
Kaveh is not king material
More like, Disney princess material
I'm pretty sure that the Goddess of Flowers was described as such
Maybe Deshret was blonde too
poopen heimer
I think Aisihkai said something about that not sure tho
desheret was the twin traveler , trust
Random pic of my stinker
Awwwwwww
swimming in the ocean of lies and conspiracy
Just like me fr
She's vibing like that 
So is this thing like a crown in Genshin?
heres mine after a bit of trimming and combing
:O
Awww
I wanna pet the doggo
I think the best way fighting a vision holder person is using chemical weapons. Because physical weapon can't do much against them. The best way to hurt them is not from the outside but inside instead
just nuke them, on god
💀
Technically speaking, all Vision holders are humans (or humanoids) so Physical damage is the best way to fight them
I don't think any person on teyvat can make nukes. Without the use of some archon power
Ever heard of arkhium?
The nukes are the sussy Divine Nails we've found while exploring Teyvat
I don't think they even know what uranium is
arkhium is basically their uranium
Are there any Celestial Nails in Fontaine?
Anyway if we're talking a about a normal citizen trying to fight a vision holder. Their best bet is a mustard gas. Easy to make easy to get
Not yet
There's one at the bottom of the Chasm, one at the top of Dragonspine, one in the middle of the desert sandstorm, did I miss any?
The best way to deal with them is but a simple wooden shield
This only works for 6/7 of the Vision Holders
Hot take: ZZZ is the first game where Hoyoverse had finally made actually hot men
Allegedly, there used to be one on Tsurumi Island, but its whereabouts are presently unknown
Ah right because of the timeloop there
look I deleted scaramochi
Wow
So yeah Fontaine is the only region we've visited with no nail so far
Yet
I guess their alleged nail substitute was supposed to be the flood
And there goes navia
Unless Mount Esus hides a Celestial Nail for some reason, yeah, there's none to our knowledge
I mean they could just make a throwable mustard gas but putting the bleach and any chemical that have Ammonia in a balloon
Water balloons but deadly
WHAT IF THE NAIL IS UNDERNEATH FONTAINE LIKE THE PRIMORDIAL SEA
I get a feeling Celestia will awaken right by the end of Snezhnaya and we'd get to see a nail being sent down there live 💀
Rip future selves
That would be cool
The Primordial Sea is just like galaxy liquid as Teyvat is upside down
Guys look we getting an event with just Kirawara

never cook again
How do I get a vision in this server 💀
Damn look at this beautiful landscape
Ah I see ty
How do these teams look for floor 11?
Try it out and see what's up
ew, hyperbloom
Ew, ew
Dendro meta
Its haithin time
I also have cyno but I really doubt he will work without nahida
Nahida is %10000 my next pull lol
Im supposed to do my homework assignments but I play games instead help
I think it's funny that genshin released without all the elements not being avaliable at launch
Waiting for the new Imaginarium Theater just so I could unlock another Echo
I hope my mains get poses
Yes please I want Furina poses
k going to bed now piece put on the downlow fo shizzle my nizzle de drizzle ma lizzle two mizzle ca lizzle for nozel, de razzle
Give me clorinde trail
basef
Whatever you say grandma
Everyone will get one eventually, but it will take a long time given how large the roster is, and how often the theater is updated
We need a third character banner honestly.. tho idk how they will handle the weapon banner
I must complete hard mode by then
Furina trail
I think that Theater resets on the 1st of every month
chronicle wish
they kinda forget it exists
Did anyone try the echo challenges that are available?
Chronicle wish is kinda bad tho.. i want just a third character banner with the same pity system and stuff
Yeah I've done Diluc's
Was it hard?
Not really
How was it? I'm thinking of doing Jean's. She's 90 and friendship 10, but she doesn't have any artifacts or weapon
You can only use diluc ig
Yeah it's a solo challenge
My Diluc is built, shitty build but still built
He's C6R4 tho (I play since 1.0 and lost a bunch of 50/50s)
50/150 crit R4 WGS
r4...
Rowlet's my favorite starter btw
I got my diluc quite late.. jean too
(Maybe besides Mudkip)
I am (sadly) having at this point every standard 5 star at C6 besides Dehya and Tighnari
I see. I might do Jean's later. I'm just gonna yoink Kazuha's equipment.
you can just borrow from other characters definitely yeah
I'm surprised Archons don't have Echos yet
But Diluc is by far the most customizable character in-game so far lol
Archons sacrificed echoes and skins for guaranteed reruns
C6R4 Diluc, 5 Star Skin, Echo, KFC Glider, my Diluc is rizzed up xD
Chat i had a dream
I had a fight agenst a final boss
He was so dam strong
It's i was me there
I had a sword
Bro was transforming
Bro fought Childe in his dreams
At the end he transform into half Aquaman half horses body
The Final Boss? Heel Rock?
Wasn't he supposed to return at next year's Wrestlemania?
He had these slings
Do I pull for Zhu Yuan or skip?
He was trying to kill
Who's on your PFP?
Thank god there were some pillars i was hiding behind them fast
I cant play zzz.. i think id end up too down bad for peeps like her 
tbh its the first Hoyo game where I go like "sheesh the characters are actually hot this time" 😭
I just saw a short of this zhu yuan and was tempted to download
Tbf the combat is so much fun
Im just gonna play wuwa for now.. they are hot too but they dont have much personality so its okay
I always wished for a game that has Hoyoverse level quality but with Yostar levels of fanservice cough Azur Lane cough
ZZZ checks both boxes
cooked 
To be honest I tried playing WW and it bore me real bad
I honestly like wuwas combat better but their writing could really use some work.. jinhsi is the only character that has depth sort of
Imaginarium theater theme comission:
just wolfy 
#zzzero #ZenlessZoneZero #ZhuYuan #QingYi
- This video is made as a paid promotion
"Zhu Yuan seems to have a passion for gardening.
She is currently growing a tomato plant in her office, which is often pilfered by a raccoon family residing near the Public Security office.
Thoughts: Could this provide a potential avenue for infiltrating Public ...
gimshim chan
who made bro mad
pull for who u like
Keqing duh
She thinks she’s a human
what the website u can buy welkin for a friend called
Codashop?
ty
np ^^
:D
me n who
Due to recent circumstances, I announce that I will not be competing with the Team USA basketball team for the 2024 olympics.
Someone lost 50 50 lmao
WHY
Cause Im not part of NBA and Im not american 

Fr I would dunk on lebron tho

U almost got me there lmao
Truelly the basketball of all time
Mind-blowing
3 star weapon = 1 pull
So does that mean everytime U use 3 star weapon to upgrade Ur main weapon
Are you actually spending primos
You're feeding 160 primos to it
Yes
Weapons are the single greatest cost sink in the whole game
Lmao that's how I feel about Soukaku
um
Everybody thought Lyney & Lynette would be a dual unit because that's how they appeared in the Teyvat Prevail
Missed opportunity tbh could've been a really cool concept
You have 57k primos?
If anything, it's YOU who should hand them over, lol
Hand them over
🫵
No
My c2 furina will carry me I think
I have 1800 primogems
It feels strange to have this many gems
It's ok hand them over
Sure
||In your dreams lol||
tbh I hope that one day I'd be able to C6 Furina, shes really a one man show
bye gimshik chan 🫂👋😭✋🖐️🙌
I rapidly lose interest in getting C6 of anyone tbh
👋 bye 👋😭✋🖐️🙌🫂 kazunara 😢
The C6 powercreep is real tbh so I get you
the power of money
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It can't corrupt you if you're broke af 

Mood c;
I wish I would've received a Hydro vision if I was in Genshin but Im so poor that there's no way c:
gimshim chan
I would've probably gotten a Pyro one for daddy issues
This is one of the rare moments when being poor is actually beneficial in some way
Rich guy: "I can't stop. My hand keeps clicking on the top-ups. I need more gems. More gems. More gems. More gems..."
The broke fella: "Hah! Weak"
my lvl 90 wanderer doing 1k hah weak
I wonder if Candace is poor or if she's secretly trading ajilenakh nuts as a side job?
Where's her money?
She's royalty in status so ig thats why she's Hydro
Maybe
taxes
Why is Hydro even associated with Wealth I dont get it 💀
She's an underworld broker
She trades deez nuts
Is stat okay-ish?
Anemo is Loss, Geo is Stubborness, Electro is Dissociation, Dendro is Wisdom, Hydro is Wealth, Pyro is Heritage, Cryo is Irony.
yes
That's why I'm not Hydro, I guess
Someone really hates Sumeru
Definitely a stubborn idiot, I am
Relatable
How did you get the Skyward Blade icon?
money
I'm focusing Liyue rn
From the bot channel. I purchased a dull blade from the in-server store and used enhancement ores to upgrade it
Lol thats cool
It takes a bit of time to get a Skyward Blade though
You'd need to collect ores and Mora, upgrade the weapon, and ascend it at certain level thresholds
Alt-tabbing and realizing you're a weeb
But it gets very RNG dependent at higher levels
Sheesh nvm sorry for asking
😂
I need to make a Miyazaki-themed Website in Figma and Idk what to do 😭
It's the last assignment I have left for this schoolyear
I'm a Visual Communications (Design) student
Make a desktop wallpaper of the No-Face from Spirited Away, while it gorges on food
Peak fiction
https://www.figma.com/proto/XYqf02ahKphT3Imioy98C1/Miyazaki?page-id=0%3A1&node-id=1-2&viewport=2642%2C-28%2C1&t=D7bGuAAsJ0iGGKMi-1&scaling=min-zoom&content-scaling=fixed&starting-point-node-id=1%3A2I It's still a mess but Im working on it but its supposed to p much just display an exhibition about Miyazaki, I have made a whole catalog that's being printed rn and this website is like the "advertisement" for said exhibition
It looks better on this
Hey, this is so cool! 
oh noice
ive been active longer than you yet ive only 51 chars
Yoo thanks 😭
The vibes, the memories
Not the freaking nostalgia hitting all of a sudden 
But it's so beautiful
ahwi :3
i can sense you are a Yumii main
Sheeesh 
ew no
im kiding
i perma ban her when i go support fck that stupid cat
no joke u can play genshin,hsr,lol all at the same time
but i do main a fox and now a bunny
using that cat
Get the rindo skin
i dont keep up with lol so im kinda suprised she still picked to this day
who ahri?
yeah
ahri's op rn lol
the new ap items this season almost are all good for her, and she did get a mini rework a few years back that made it so she gets an ult charge on takedown
heck the goat of lol use her in almost major tournament
i also just love ahri if it wasnt obv, so even if she was bad i'd still play her
can never get this one tho rip 😔
thats the faker one right
the 2022 versions of the prestige skins are the rarest and u can only get them if u got the og prestige back when they came out, i didn't play in 2018 so i didnt get it
no LOL this one is
but i only have the £50 version ofc
i have a friend who bought the £250 and another who bought the £500 version 💀
the 500 version mind u..is just the extra stuff like faker's signature, more cosmetics in game that aren't worth it
When is Miyabi coming?
ikr like she's all i care about from this game
I pulled for Ellen Joe + Wengine but I feel like Miyabi might make me bench her oof
I play way too much Genshin oof
i havent logged in genshin in a bit, i just got the kirara skin and dipped LOL, i should login tho cuz i do wanna get wishes for mualani (knowing imma lose the 50/50 anyways)
i have a life
Meow
I do too (trust)
@fickle horizon rin got his true ego back, and isagi was offscreened, yet again
sure
the funny thing about me is, i've played since basically launch, 2 days off from that, but sometimes i just get burn out and stop playing for months so my days active says i only have like 900 days when it should be waay longer if i played every day
I've started playing in October 2020 so I feel you
Me in introduction in school
Hey vsauce, michael here👋
Does melt rosaria exists?
Duh
Like as a support
It’s a pretty popular f2p team as well
Oh
Rosaria applies a good amt of cryo so ur gonna need fast pyro app..
Aka xiangling
Kaeya rosaria xiangling bennett is a pretty popular melt team
I do not wish to speak her name😭
Idk if melt Rosaria exists, but she sure makes things steamy
How does she trigger vape? 
Can they release more like…i’m so tired of her
Her design is also meh imo
Like give me a well designed pyro character with good off field pyro app
Im counting on mavuika to save us
Next thing you know, playable Chef Mao will be 5 star Xiangling
THERES LITERALLY NOTHING TO EAT BRUH TF DO MY PARENTS EXPECT ME TO DO?? BE ABLE TO COOK??
YES
Heating chicken wings in the microwave oven does not count
I don’t like microwaved food
There’s some exceptions ofc but
I can cook up an excuse to order pizza
I still remember this guy who was horrified at seeing me boiling a cup of water in the microwave oven
well there is moneh here but i feel like these money are my mom’s for when she needs to use public transport to go to work so
Do i steal em and go buy smth orr
Whut? Why not use a kettle?
Just hunt for food
Because, just for a cup of water, the oven is actually faster
Finally maxed out Firefly
Just get hot water from ur sink 5head
Jkjk
It must boil, not just be hot
I’d fry eggs but i feel like imma fail at that too
Yuh uh
Eggs don’t feed me for some reason anyways
I can also cook spaghetti that’s easy…problem is…i do not have the fcking strength to hold the pot with one hand when taking them out 
Man
I got weak noodle arms
Very thematic
Lol
Pun intended
What recipes do yall recommend for a beginner to try cooking?🤔
Uhh a salad ig
idk
Fair response.. but i aint eating no salad
Bruh i am so bad at cooking
That i bet imma somehow cut my finger
Instead of the food
It happened with an apple when i was young it WILL happen again 💀
I had to go to the doctors to stitch it LMAO
Blood is just seasoning for vampires👍
Like i just straight up MISSED the apple
And got my finger instead
Idk how
Bet those telecommercials abt machines that can slice stuff seem more appealing now
Thoughts?
Ok but on real note, my recommendation on what NOT to cook as a beginner is stuff you’ve never even tried before
like me and my mom both tried making korean corn dogs and failed MISERABLY, it was still edible and it was decent but like it was so messy…
"The Way of the Twelve Pasta Sauces"
Wait i have a photo of them
Hmm ig ill start with omelettes or someth.. i defn need to get used to knifework
Ah yes
exactly like the pictures fr
Also our sticks were just too thin so we had to be careful 
Ngl, the one to the right looks like a fried rat from those memes /j 
Nah, it looks ok
Look AT LEAST THEY WERE GOOD who cares about the looks anyways fr (me)
My friend makes awesome pasta.. he also makes loads so he can just microwave and eat it over a span of time.. pasta is defn someth i wanna learn some day
They look tasty enough lmao
Keai
One thing I want to suggest, is not to cook too much pasta as a way to get you covered for a week. You'll soon get fed up with it, forget it in the fridge, and by Saturday you'll have a whole new ecosystem in your pasta container.
Ok now i kinda wanna eat fries cuz i saw this pic of fries that i ate a few days ago and now i’m hungry
If the taste was up to the task, looks are secondary imho
Rate my traveler
according to the lore
Roger 🫡
In any case im a long way from making anything complicated
Pasta aint that hard to cook, the only reason i struggle to is cuz of lack of strength that i need to take them out 💀
aka lazyness
Nop
IF they made her 5star
I actually just cannot hold a pot full of water with 1 hand
in the beta miyabi was 4star
Talking from experience
I had this flatmate who used to cook tons of pasta at a time.
Eating almost 200 g of pasta in a single sitting is not normal btw
And he had enough for 5 days straight. But it often went sour
She was??
ye
huh you broke the other one?
she was A rank
People are hyping her and seem to be really excited about her so they might change that
I salute the meme but this is too good of a build to have dull blade lmao
i would hope so
Random question but how are you bi? Asking because I think I might be too but idk
they talk about her as one of the strongest
Thats why my friend gives away pasta to me when he makes too much 😋
No i just don’t have the strength
cuz i need to separate the water from the spaghetti i need to hold the pot in 1 hand and the whatever its called in the other
wdym by bi? bisexual? bipolar? or bitch
dazzy is all 3
Yeah they had shown her singlehandedly chasing one of the strongest Ether mobs
That's a good friend you've got 
week
BWAT
Bisexual
That proves my point actually.. imagine how much stronger hed be with a good weapon
When friends cook food for you, it always feels special
fr love this bi joke

idk feels kinda canon giving him that
I thought when someone says bi it means just that
OMG SUNDAY MENTIONED
YOU SAID “WEEK” WHICH INCLUDES THE 7 DAYS, THE 7TH DAY IS SUNDAY SO SUNDAY MENTIONED
At least until he'd get his original sword back
just the the starner in the sink and pour the pasta
And Monday
Let's not forget about it
i guess
holy shit marvel overwatch shark
Fr fr
Bro why is there no bread tf am i supposed to eat
The thing you use to stir the pasta?
The ladle?
i break the pasta
I'm gonna figure it out in time
I'm sure you will
Yo @urban crown fav food?
This thing

uno momento
brother
I'm sorry
What even is that
we use that for tea
You... you...
||Nah, I also do that tbh||
fr
a sieve
We use it for a lot of things
Uhhh sirloin sauce something that basically only exists where I live
Y'all get the tea leaves out?
get a staner pot man
you use sieves for a ton of shit
yh
Me looking dead ahead cuz im not confident enough to make eye contact 👁️ 👄 👁️
yeah lemme sieve stuff through my staner pot
That's why I drink tea a fuck ton
And I never seen that thing before

HONESTLY
Oh
Why must you make things so complicated for yourself though?
Don't you have one of those big colanders to use in your sink?
i mean chai
Hey now i’m using what i see my parents use
improve
Trust me, parents can and will be silly at times
chat you can poke the bird
its for timepass
Doesn't even give an achievement, sadly
its a event thinge so duh
im not happy hes here but im happy he gets some kind of screen time
"I was there. I poked the bird. And you could not. Bwahahahaha..."
that evil smile lmao
DUDE WHY ARE YOU UPSET
Bro is embarrassed
bro is like i should have slept more
Way to show your crush on Nilou, Traveler
Pyro traveller better learn how to fly
nah
Honestly Im quite disappointed that we didn't get a Mini-Durin following companion like how it was with past events
Pyro Traveler will hit the bedrock of Natlan, Minecraft style
yh
i would have liked a mini durin
Well could be lore reasons..
i hope most of the chests arent hiding here
Yeah he went with Scara so thats why we didnt get him probably
chat wwhat game should i play
NGL tho that's kinda confusing, are they gate-locking lore behind events again?
ur in hell now
They are 😭
Damn a lot about summer event, gotta run
Playable Durin when?
I want him and Arabalika
mendes
Hi bye mendes👋
Byeeee
SO REALS
bort und kaffie bitte
Will my laptop finally explode before Christmas?
i also just realised this is the genshin impact minecraft collab we all definitely wanted
depends on what game u gonna run
do a explode% speedrun fr
None
But it's 10+ years old
pls let it die
And I could cook eggs on it
bake pasta
That's an idea
I mean hey we got cloud retainer so... Possible.
hey how do i get get sword role?
\
...
HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT ITS JENGA
Durin gonna wake up and its gonna be dragonspine 2.0 except instead of sheer cold we will have corruption being applied
or
MY MOM’S HOME I CAN FINALLY COOK WITHOUT WORRYING THAT I MIGHT SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE WOHOOO
its gonna be 5.8 summer event
Weak
skill issue
tf is brt?
brt5?
anyway
my head hurts so imma go rest
bai bai gchat
battle royale time
I forgot she’s homophobic nooooo
idk
Oh…
Oh uh… that’s not very nice to say 
She just said if i liked girls my dad would probably kill me
Ur a women?
Who tf just says that lol
My mom
huh
their mother probably
Idk what's with some people... Actually I do, my grandpa is like that. An otherwise normal person but we're a post communist country so can't expect much
She said she saw a gay parade and said she was disgusted to see a boy wearing a dress, i said that’s normal, it’s ok for people to wear what they wanna wear and like whoever they like, then she went off saying if i turned out like that she’d beat me up and that my dad would probably kill me
Fuuunnb
Yus
people can wear whatever the fuck they want lol
theres literally nothing wrong with that
Whenever I saw a gay parade in Oxford when I was there with class... Yeah not a single person supporting it
She also said that they should do that at home cuz she doesn’t wanna see it
