💬gimshim-chat

[formal sparrow]

And he doesn't even focus on skill, he focuses on charged attack

[steel mist]

Innocent and wholesome?

[upper hatch]

who was i two years ago

[iron raft]

Innocent and wholesome with chest hair

[quasi dune]

The extra base atk is just laughable

[formal sparrow]

Okay...Neuv skill cooldown is 12sec, so it isn't entirely bad

[upper hatch]

2 years ago, i belib i was more active at the help channel

[steel mist]

The last part makes it sound all the more legit smh

[formal sparrow]

If you can get him to 3 stacks (36seconds in) it's an okay weapon for him

[iron raft]

You were like HMPH. with every turn you spoke

[prisma roost]

Kagura verity 👎
Prototype gigachad amber 👍

[tough oak]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-wave-wink-smile-gif-15034889

[quasi dune]

The only way to do that is to have sacrificial fragments

[tough oak]

Hey there @upper hatch bean!

[quasi dune]

Because the buff lasts for 16 seconds

[upper hatch]

electro bean

[formal sparrow]

He has 12sec cooldown, the buff is for 16sec, it's viable

[upper hatch]

[quasi dune]

For like 4 seconds at most

[formal sparrow]

If you mess it up tho, it's a stat stick

[prisma roost]

Sounds like me when I'm trying to use jade spear crit rate to proc fav's energy passive

[tough oak]

Yeah! I became one with Raiden. I’m a mix hybrid of Electro, Hydro, Anemo & Pyro

[steel mist]

We appreciate Koko though
Because Kokomi enjoyers deserve it

[tough oak]

Agree! Kokomi’s the GOAT healer

[formal sparrow]

Overall, better to stick with Mond craft able weapon

[tough oak]

https://tenor.com/view/kokomi-gif-23191728

[iron raft]

Time to hunt you down now

[formal sparrow]

Fry up some fish

[iron raft]

Never truer words spoke

[prisma roost]

Hunt??? Like like like Lan reignbow arbiter??????

[iron raft]

No like Dan Heng

[quasi dune]

me when Baizhu

[prisma roost]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-no-bad-gif-18753679

[formal sparrow]

I forget there's a help channel

[steel mist]

It's the hair colour to me
That palette is just

[sinful kayak]

You want me to remove his hands

[iron raft]

This was my first ever comment on this server

[upper hatch]

[steel mist]

Unhand, not "dehand"

[formal sparrow]

Quite the... message

[upper hatch]

hunt? like hunts pork and beans

[formal sparrow]

Tank Amber could be useful, if the bunny wasn't flung around

[sinful kayak]

Too late

[steel mist]

Lol

[formal sparrow]

You build tank amber, the bunny gets flung and doesn't explode, you build dps amber, the bunny doesn't explode and get flung

[steel mist]

Good thing that HSR is a space opera fiction. Sunday can get prosthetics

[upper hatch]

where is my space opera non fiction

[prisma roost]

My first message here is literally me complaining about genshin players' inability to survive a domain challenge if I don't play a healer

[steel mist]

Ask Elon Musk to launch you in orbit

[prisma roost]

Insane

[sinful kayak]

Let's send koko to Mars

[tough oak]

Yeah

[tough oak]

“The doctor will see you now”

[iron raft]

Silly mars???

[sinful kayak]

Where did that guy go anyway ?

[iron raft]

I dunno even know who that is

Its like familiar in a nostalgic way

[steel mist]

Why am I imagining this random dude drawing a miles wide Kokomi on the rusty sand for astronomers to enjoy?

[iron raft]

Kinda wanna play hogwarts legacy just to walk around the school again

walking around the school was fun

[sinful kayak]

Damn

[steel mist]

Ro, don't swear

[sinful kayak]

Sorry

[steel mist]

Lol

It's fine. Paimon is just a killjoy

[formal sparrow]

That aged well

[steel mist]

I wonder who has never triggered the bot at least once?

[upper hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/mihoyo-genshin-genshin-impact-kokomi-cute-pretty-beautiful-gif-23457839

[sinful kayak]

Anyone who has never posted once

[steel mist]

Real

[sinful kayak]

Lurkers

[steel mist]

Can't trust a lurker

[shadow ivy]

i got smacked by the bot the other day for trying to spell binbou a little differently

[sinful kayak]

I ran 6km today

[formal sparrow]

💀

[upper hatch]

aight, breakfast is ready, time for me to eat then shower then go to work

seeya beans

[steel mist]

Ngl, I'd probably leave behind a lung if I ran 6 km

[shadow ivy]

gl at work! be safe

[sinful kayak]

My 1st jog weeks back was like that lol

[steel mist]

Bye

[tough oak]

Love her smile. Her and Yoimiya do bring the best out of Inazuma

[steel mist]

I'm so out of shape right now
It's so... disgusting

[sinful kayak]

I had to switch to walking to catch my breath, it was miserable

[tough oak]

Go luck

[shadow ivy]

meanwhile, kids with endless energy and stamina

[steel mist]

I'm not fat, but I feel so... sluggish. And puny

[sinful kayak]

I'm still shit at running, but I can breath better now lol

[formal sparrow]

Meanwhile, my first message in the whole server (general)

You poor, poor fool

[steel mist]

Lmao

[viral cipher]

this was mine (nobody told me the apple lore)

[sinful kayak]

My sister is so fast though

She runs 12km like it's nothing

[upper hatch]

apple is ventis favorite food

aight i eat now, no more lurking

[steel mist]

I need to sleep
For a second, I thought you called your sister fat and would die for being this daring

[formal sparrow]

Can't wait til this message sparks someone to go on a crazy hunt and ends up dropping the wildest 37:48min apple lore ever made in Teyvat that I'm gonna watch at 3:18am about 4 weeks from now

[sinful kayak]

Lmao I wouldn't dare, she actually got abs from all this running

And she's only been at it for a couple of months

[formal sparrow]

Secret training

[steel mist]

Btw, I'm jealous
I want to get back in good shape. Before I perish like a fatass

[sinful kayak]

Same, but I think she just has a really good heart for it, her heart rate is low, or maybe I just suck lol

[iron raft]

gtrWhat is apple lore

[tough oak]

https://tenor.com/view/barbatos-lord-barbatos-venti-agender-waifu-gif-27318468

[sinful kayak]

But she's definitely faster then average, she's breaking local speed records and shit

[steel mist]

"So, what convinced you to resume practicing fitness?"
"Ro's sister runs 12 kms. And she got abs. Can't a man have a dream now?"

[regal nova]

9000 Cuihua Wood

[steel mist]

Resinless behaviour at its finest

[viral cipher]

i love hutao i wish death was real

[sinful kayak]

Let's dream together

[formal sparrow]

Let the crabs go

TAO

[regal nova]

I have 40 extra Resin, courtesy of 4.7, thank you very much.

[iron raft]

i dont i feel like her would smell

[formal sparrow]

Taking that MlemTao

[iron raft]

i feel like hu tao doesnt bathe correctly

[viral cipher]

zhongli would force her to

[formal sparrow]

Got the smell of death on her constantly

[iron raft]

i like this picture tho ima save it

[formal sparrow]

But nah, she would have to, in order to fully finish a funeral

[prisma roost]

I don't think she's a mortician

[sinful kayak]

I'll try running 6 more km tmr

[viral cipher]

zhongli can summon a pumice stone for her to scrub all her nastiness off idk

[formal sparrow]

I know she just holds funerals, but I mean she would have to due to her decree of keeping the living and dead separate

[steel mist]

So, you've decided to hoard all the resin and turn into a teapot main? Based

[hollow rain]

poopenfarten

[formal sparrow]

Bathing can be seen as a way to wash off the lingering death and move on back to the land of the living

(Literally)

[steel mist]

I still need... 20 rocks to complete my cavern. It's very cool. I love my teapot

[regal nova]

No.

[formal sparrow]

[iron raft]

Realizing one of our archons have no spoke in 2 years

[steel mist]

Spotted Raiden Ei

[regal nova]

No, I use Resin, after I finish my daily acquisition of Wood, Fruit, Crystal Cores, and miscellaneous flora.

[formal sparrow]

I like how the last message is "it's about time"

Like, she just got lost along the way

[steel mist]

How many bulle fruits did you manage to gather?

[regal nova]

It approaches 5000 today.

[steel mist]

Nice

[formal sparrow]

That's my job

[steel mist]

I would probably have a lot of random produce if it weren't for the fact that I mass cook random recipes

[steel mist]

84 years of not spending resin

[formal sparrow]

Approaching 400 blue summons for standard banner too

[valid tusk]

i hate abyss

[steel mist]

I kinda want to farm 9999 eels, but it feels like a massive waste of time

[regal nova]

Working on it. 2400 in.

[formal sparrow]

Oh please, you'd join my account and then realize 80% of people are already built

Then you'd wonder why even need this much resin

[steel mist]

Used to have over 4000 back in August. It all went into the kitchen once I got Wanderer (why did I even do that?)

[formal sparrow]

I did spend like 20 to build Arlechinno, so I'm not the one with the most resin anymore

[regal nova]

Hopefully you'll love the new endgame in 14 days.

[regal nova]

I'll throw it all into the pot when I hit 9999 too, then max it out again.

[steel mist]

Me and my 9700 pieces of fowl, and no way to use the ones I get from expeditions because it caps so easily

[autumn pumice]

I never hit 200 resin im at 170 when i wake up to play

[steel mist]

You'd think I'm running a KFC with all the sweet madames I got

[regal nova]

Such is the way of the limit. Good old 10013 Fowl.

[regal nova]

Me who has the mashed potatoes and fried chicken recipes from the KFC event gone wrong.

[steel mist]

My hobby right now is collecting crystalflies.
1800 as we speak

[regal nova]

Hmm...

[steel mist]

The crystalflies gadget is utterly useless to me

[regal nova]

I guess I'm logging into Genshin for a third time today.

[regal nova]

I agree with you on this. I know the locations of most Crystalflies across Teyvat. In the week it takes for collection to occur with that device, I can collect 10 times as many per day if I really try to hunt them all.

[sinful kayak]

I'm hoarding crabs 🦀

[prisma roost]

Me absolutely fucking destroying those crystalflies with wanderer skill damage trying to catch them

[sinful kayak]

I just go to that underwater spot

[shadow ivy]

the most amount of items i've collected are qingxin flowers and that's only becus i wanted to get a role in ganyu mains

needed like 1202 (her bday)

[steel mist]

I only need to check three locations in Fontaine to get 13 crystalflies, which is more than double what I need to fully condense a capped resin meter.
If I bother with visiting a couple of spots in Inazuma and Sumeru, that easily goes past 30 crystalflies daily

I think I'm good as is

[sinful kayak]

That thing should not consume ore

[steel mist]

Ore is way more precious to me. As a teapot enjoyer, iron chunks are never enough

I need to build more. MORE

[sinful kayak]

ohh yeah, more valuable than enhancement ore lol

[stray yacht]

i have so much enhancement ore....

[sinful kayak]

Imagine if we could choose which ore characters in expeditions mine

[steel mist]

I want more load
I don't care if my phone turns into a toaster. I want to fully express my creativity

[regal nova]

Can't wait to max that one out.

[stray yacht]

lmao whats the max? 9999?

[tough oak]

Time to get give a Primogem update as I continue my road to save for Furina

[sinful kayak]

for like the 4th time lol

[regal nova]

For Enhancement Ore? It used to be 9999. Now it's 99999.

[stray yacht]

oh-

[regal nova]

You're not wrong. Wanna know the punchline?

[sinful kayak]

Ohh damn, now give us more artefact space

[steel mist]

Over 4000 mystic ore
I could farm a lot more, but I'm recovering my crystal ore stock. I'll use resin for it once I'm REALLY bored of farming anything else

[sinful kayak]

Sure

[steel mist]

At least I won't suffer shortages once I get new weapons

[regal nova]

9999 was the soft limit, as in the limit for acquisition through normal in-game means. Because Experience Books and Enhancement Ore are sold in packages that cost Genesis Crystals (real money) in the in-game Shop, they can't make it so the items won't fit in your inventory due to exceeding the limit.

[stray yacht]

help-

[steel mist]

And now, that issue is virtually nonexistent

[sinful kayak]

Ohh, ty whales lol

[prisma roost]

Who even buys those

[steel mist]

Lmfao

[stray yacht]

lazy whales

how do i know this?

[regal nova]

It's something I found out months ago due to a misclick.

[prisma roost]

I'm gonna work a few hours to buy level up materials instead of grind 20 minutes for them

[stray yacht]

ive seen xlice do it XD

[regal nova]

At least until we hit 99999.

[stray yacht]

i have alot of extra things

[steel mist]

I mean, that will take a very long time

[regal nova]

Anyway, I got other stuff to do now. I hope you all learned something today.

[regal nova]

Acquisition is as easy as breathing if you know how to do it right.

[prisma roost]

I mean

Do I want to command input my breathing for 4+ hours

Shit I just made myself breathe manually

[steel mist]

Gems are not so strange. I used to have large quantities of Electro and Hydro gems, until I got Yelan, Furina and Clorinde.
Now I'm suffering from a relative lack in Pyro gems. I can't have that shit, since Natlan is inching closer. So now I'm farming bosses that have Pyro gems as drops

[steel mist]

I guess so

[chrome tree]

I have atleast 10 times more than this lmao

[stray yacht]

i don't do weekly bosses

[prisma roost]

Do I have 50 crowns yet

Has there been 50 crowns yet

[shadow ivy]

apparently so

[stray yacht]

idk why...

but i have 900... for some reason

[prisma roost]

I'm probably one of the few thousands of psychos that have 50 crowns in inventory

[shadow ivy]

wait how the hell XD

[stray yacht]

HOW

[shadow ivy]

i didn't realize i had so many until you pointed it out

[stray yacht]

LMFAO

thats so much???

[shadow ivy]

i swear i didn't even try farming for them

[stray yacht]

i don't farm talent books either but due to events they kinda just build

[shadow ivy]

yea kinda glad im past that stage of farming

[stray yacht]

talents suck to farm

[prisma roost]

I can't imagine ever being 0 mora again

At one point I didn't have enough mora to do a mondstadt commission because I had to spend 700 mora to buy something from marjorie

[stray yacht]

i could see my self losing a good chunk of mora but def not going broke

[stray yacht]

i had that happen

[shadow ivy]

that's rpugh

[prisma roost]

And I had zhongli in party doing that commission

[stray yacht]

i clicked small beans thinking i was fine it was infact not fine

[prisma roost]

I have aha looking down on me

[shadow ivy]

lore accurate zhongli

jus t never having the money on him

[stray yacht]

but meanwhile

now and days

[shadow ivy]

holy you're rich XD

[next basin]

Did hsr maintenance start now?

[shadow ivy]

i think you have almost double my mora

[shadow ivy]

within an hour probably

[stray yacht]

can i dm you

[shadow ivy]

hell yea

[next basin]

@stray yacht hoi wanna see my day 5 drawing? Its not done yet but i am pretty proud of it so far

[stray yacht]

ofc!

[next basin]

Day 5 prompt was friend group, decided to do a trio cuz i love torturing myself but i love these 3 so

Kinda bringing in my old art style for this one

Mk and red son’s hairs are so painful to draw cuz it doesn’t fit my art style at all

[shadow ivy]

sorry for interjecting but that's cute af ! keep up the good work!

[next basin]

Thx

[peak flicker]

And then there's me.channeling the spirit of kaveh by being broke all the time

[stray yacht]

ooo that looks really good

sorry i was talking to someone xD

[drifting stirrup]

comms

[near cliff]

i only have 27 mil💔

[near cliff]

THANKS

[next basin]

Imma stay up for the hsr update cuz i can

[near cliff]

ruining sleep schedules💔

[next basin]

Summer break i am free to do whatever i want

I am so ready to fail and not get into uni 😍

[near cliff]

true

[next basin]

I’m already a disappointment to my mom please let me have one nice thing

[sinful kayak]

It's so weird to see my heart rate dip below 60

[tough oak]

Don’t say that! You’re not a disappointment. Whoever said that is a complete asshole

https://tenor.com/view/aharensan-aharen-anime-hug-anime-hug-gif-25343437

[fickle horizon]

Me and who

[steel mist]

Eh
I have 1100 of those
I just like to collect things, I guess

[tough oak]

????

[steel mist]

Good
Now, we wait until Firefly's banner is out

[prisma roost]

Well

Rip my simulated universe run

I got kicked

[next basin]

i'm so excited for the story

better have some confirmation that sunday is alive or smth

we got some already but like i want more sunday screentime

[steel mist]

Don't worry
You can always pick up from where you got interrupted

[uneven dove]

comms

ayayaya

[prisma roost]

no I was gonna show my sister the funny boothill one shot in world 4

[next basin]

xd

rip now u gotta wait 5 hours

[steel mist]

Oh
Lol

[next basin]

tf do i do for 5 hours hmm

[steel mist]

Play Genshin
Make a teapot realm

[next basin]

genshin is an option to play if i feel like it ig

art

[gilded vessel]

When is furinas next rerun?

[next basin]

in like a week

which btw should go by faster please and ty

[steel mist]

Real

[chrome mason]

Comms

[gilded vessel]

Thanks

[steel mist]

I'm glad that I've basically done everything I needed to, across three games

I'll wake up later on to a mass of Firefly havers

[stray yacht]

oh ive not done the pre download

[frigid pier]

ayayaya

[iron raft]

This is my favorite art style from Genshin, love it when they do these kinds

[stray yacht]

bitch-

[iron raft]

just put like 1 point in it and see if its crit dmg

[near cliff]

you reminded me of this cutscene

[iron raft]

then give it to me

[near cliff]

ori sending the silliest furina animations fr

[stray yacht]

it was not

[iron raft]

YESSS I FINALLY GOT THAT PIECE

[untold compass]

W

[iron raft]

AND MY DAMAGE IS STILL LOWER THAN MY ATK SET

[next basin]

i feel like a fake electro main rn but clorinde will have to wait... sethos i also kinda want but cyno idrc about

wait wtf i thought there were more limited 5 star electros

[iron raft]

You at least have Keqing

[next basin]

💀

[stray yacht]

:c

[next basin]

meanwhile fcking hydro

like LAY OFF

STOP RELEASING MORE AND MORE GIVE ME A BREAK I GOT NO ONE

[stray yacht]

ha

[next basin]

1 more week furina..

[tough oak]

Hello chat

[iron raft]

Imagine they pull a ayaka and clorindos banner extends for 300 more days

[stray yacht]

one more week.... till i keep saving

[hybrid hollow]

Caspar

[next basin]

i'd jump off a roof

[near cliff]

after all this time

[next basin]

is it even worth levelling? obv its fine if u like her i'm just asking cuz i haven't rlly focused on talents for mine, if her talents matter in hyperbloom team i'd lvl it more

[near cliff]

i’ve been using her since 2.7

[next basin]

its legit lvl 4 lmfao

[near cliff]

💀💀💀

[next basin]

ye i dont use her that much, i prefer aggravate more usually

i need more hydro units to enjoy hyperbloom

[near cliff]

yelan, kokomi, xingqiu, furina
all my built hydros

[stray yacht]

i have xingqiu and yelan

[next basin]

i only have xingqiu off field wise 💀

cuz i had extra wishes i dont need since i already have enough amount for furina i tried pulling on the weapon banner but ofc i dont have the luck to get an early 5 star

[near cliff]

hydro is my favorite element so i have a bunch built

[next basin]

well ig i have some built in pity for the time i decide to pull on the weapon banner in the future

that or i COULD maybe go for furina's weapon...eh

i dont want er issues

[tough oak]

All I need is Kazuha when will he come?

[next basin]

this archive is still so useless lmao, like ik i dont own them that's why i'd wanna CHECK but no it only shows the weapon passive and shit if u atually have it

actually nvm it doesnt show on the weapons u have either

even more useless smh

imma watch some movies waiting for hsr ig

[mighty lynx]

Gm chat

[iron raft]

I don't understand, how is the Ganyu card on the left doing consistent 100k damage than the Ganyu on the right with 70k-80k using the same melt team??

[next basin]

oh no i got another one

guys...this is gonna be my 4th r5 widsith at this point-

[iron raft]

main catalyst is the sign

[next basin]

well i already kinda do lmao

[sand crystal]

Justin Bieber

[iron raft]

Holy shit i just realized i beaten floor 12 with a sucrose no artifacts

[tough oak]

please i need a miracle i need kazuha i beg you hoyo

[nocturne gulch]

her anemo shredding is very handy

[mighty lynx]

shawty's like a melody

[shadow ivy]

that i can't keep out got me singing like

nananana every day

it's like my ipod stuck on replay

[nocturne gulch]

this song makes me feel so old
hearing it almost everyday on the radio back then when im still in my highschool years
the era of flip phones

[shadow ivy]

XD

[viral cipher]

weakest sucrose moment

i was just about to say how my chiori is doing more damage than arle in this abyss but that is way more impressive

[light fable]

i hope i get ff 🥺

[iron raft]

My wuwa dodgsing skills protecting sucrose's 4k hp pool

[viral cipher]

why is it phrased like this

why didn't they just say "all party members..." twice or "all characters in the party..." twice

[torpid nymph]

ayayaya

[torpid nymph]

Genshin moment

Hoyo moment*

But why do they really type like that LOL

I didnt even notice that until you poinyed it out

[tough oak]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8LVSuJd21Q&si=sFpH7Zz_asJmuYPb

[viral cipher]

is specifically floor eleven chamber 1 randomly difficult or is this a skill issue on me

the slime tower guard thing

[cinder tiger]

I'm so close to 100k DMG E benny boi

[light fable]

if i fail the lightcone gacha in hsr, i hope i lose to gepard

so i can use it for mr aven

[torpid nymph]

If you dont have grouping cc, it can be hard, yes.

Bc theres too many slimes

So it's hard to keep them all off from hitting the leyline

And then some have annoying aoe like the cryo slimes

It wasnt too difficult for me bc i have venti and kazoo but it was still pretty anoying to deal with

Cant imagjne how itd be like without venti

[viral cipher]

tbh i was trying to use y*lan for the hydro resonance but I should’ve known she can never compare to my perfect flawless beloved sucrose

[torpid nymph]

Yeah sucrose is good here too. You just need soemthing to Cc the slimes

[viral cipher]

they should uh give arlecchino crowd control cause sucrose is my only cc unit and it would be rather convenient if she had that ability fr fr

[stray yacht]

or you could just look at getting another anemo

also yelan is not made for cc

she is just pure dmg

and a buff on the side

[viral cipher]

i don't have anyone else built lol

[viral cipher]

true but she staggers a bit and i needed someone for hydro resonance in the team i was using

[lost umbra]

accurate

[stray yacht]

yeah thats still not good cc xD

[tough oak]

lol

[stray yacht]

you don't have kazuha im pretty sure or venti so who do you have?

[mighty lynx]

The anime zone

[viral cipher]

sucrose :3

she works fine for one side but i can't use her twice

[stray yacht]

.... ok who else do you have?

like i know you have her

[viral cipher]

for cc or just in general

[stray yacht]

for cc

[viral cipher]

...sucrose.......

[stray yacht]

...

welp have fun

[paper gyro]

comms

[viral cipher]

i mean i have jean but she's not built

[prisma roost]

Shut up slime
あなたのお母さん (kaze da)

[stray yacht]

shes.... not very good for cc like that ill be honest

[prisma roost]

Surely you have more than 2 anemo units

[stray yacht]

faruzan with cons has solid cc...

[prisma roost]

Even just c1

The double shot

[stray yacht]

mhm

[prisma roost]

And short cd

[stray yacht]

using kazuha team just on the 1st floor

[jolly yacht]

Am wateh

[viral cipher]

someone just posted this in the hsr server and it has made up my mind to pull her no matter what now

[jolly yacht]

Skibidisigma

[hexed karma]

caspar

[calm night]

"a reward for good behavior" FFRFRBGTRGTHRRRRRRR

[jolly yacht]

What's the reward

[viral cipher]

she lets you ||me|| out of the basement for an extra 15 minutes each day

someone just got banned from the hsr server for posting a pic of tectone with a robin cosplayer ☠️ 😭

[jolly yacht]

😭

[autumn pumice]

Curse

[jolly yacht]

Tectone is a bad luck charm

[viral cipher]

the mods are literally in the chat there and people are debating whether huohuo is a minor or not...for an official discord it's awfully unruly and degenerate

granted they're not as trigger happy w/ bans like the genshin maincord is but still

[mighty lynx]

The ragebait guy on twitter

[nocturne gulch]

The only time I sympathize with him is the first homa banner
Dude got like 7 or 8 wolfs gravestone in a row 💀

[jolly yacht]

Blade your wearing a seatbelt

[stone furnace]

10/10, next!

[jolly yacht]

Rate dis

[lost umbra]

125/10

[viral cipher]

i’ve had this image saved in my gallery for months but I haven’t won a 5050 in almost a year to actually use it…ruan mei will end this pain right? ???…..right…?

[jolly yacht]

[viral cipher]

OH SHIT I DID IT ||i lied to the chat||

[lost umbra]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jolly yacht]

WOHOOO

CONGRATS ON THE RUAN MEI

[viral cipher]

the update isn't out i fuckin wish 💀

[lost umbra]

not sydney ruining the sponsored video by swearing 💀

[jolly yacht]

It's fine you'll get her
Your not unlucky in hsr as you are in genshin right?

[viral cipher]

uh

[jolly yacht]

Himeko loves you

[viral cipher]

i don't even use her smh

[jolly yacht]

13 pity himeko

Is you guranteed

[strange pollen]

20 pity boothill

literally yesterday

Kill me

[viral cipher]

no 🫠 i have nine pity and 40 pulls so i don't expect to get her at all

[viral cipher]

hell yeah

nice

[strange pollen]

I knoww but i wasnt prepared

[jolly yacht]

Don't worry pirate pela you'll get the mei in one pull

[stone furnace]

I'm still disappointed that i got gepard instead of aventurine

[viral cipher]

CERTAINLY

[jolly yacht]

Source trust me bro

[hexed hinge]

I have 180 pulls so guaranteed Firefly, but I'd still like to win the 50/50 because there's other chars I want

[stone furnace]

At least the game gave me 3 acheron

[viral cipher]

i NEED her to ruan mei i mean ruin i mean pull i mean uh experiment on umm er um erm uh

[stone furnace]

No 50 50 loss before

[hexed hinge]

Short of a surprise new char, my next priority would prob be Aventurine re-run

[stone furnace]

Same-ish

[jolly yacht]

You need her got it

[viral cipher]

what's your luck like in genshin? 😭 i can only imagine not losing a 5050

[jolly yacht]

Bitch I've lost 2 50/50's in a row

[hexed hinge]

I didn't like Aventurine at first and had other priorities, but I do desperately need a quality Pres char right now (well technically I have Gep, but I don't like him).

[iron raft]

yay 2.3 is in one hour and I'm not even gonna be homeeee

[jolly yacht]

[stone furnace]

Basically my first 5 star is qiqi

[iron raft]

You missed out, Adventurine is broken-- protected me through all endgame content

[vapid cave]

k back to work.

[jolly yacht]

Couldn't be me

[jolly yacht]

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

[viral cipher]

i can only imagine losing ONLY two in a row 😭

[hexed hinge]

God it always triggers me how HSR does the Astral Express getting ready to depart animation and the click to start even when maintenance is still ongoing

[hexed hinge]

Wow, that is some terrible luck with high pity

[jolly yacht]

YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR 50/50'S 💀

[iron raft]

couldn't be in it's always either coinflipping or the lord blesses me with c6 e6

until acheron-- fuck acheron

[tough oak]

So every single 50/50 you lost!? This user got the Bennett bad luck virus

https://tenor.com/view/bsod-gif-19406617

[stone furnace]

Fr

[jolly yacht]

Purge the Bennet bad luck virus

[viral cipher]

🤤 oh uhm sorry what huh

[hexed hinge]

I wish I would lose a 50/50 to Keq, I want her. At this rate I may need to pull on Chronicled to get her.

[jolly yacht]

Horni begone

[tough oak]

Download an antivirus software

[hexed hinge]

All but like, 2 of my Standard 5*s have either been Jean, Diluc, or a weapon

[stone furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/mihoyo-genshin-genshin-impact-qiqi-cute-adorable-gif-23626358

[iron raft]

wot

[viral cipher]

it's my only way to cope with my luck the past year 💀

[tough oak]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-bones-cirandinha-ciranda-dance-gif-15344533

[hexed hinge]

Honestly I got Qiqi once and it was actually refreshing. Usually I just get Jean.

Jean is my Qiqi.

[jolly yacht]

Keqing is my qiqi

[viral cipher]

if i got more jeans i'd be motivated to build her, i get tons of thighnaris

[stone furnace]

Luckyyy meanwhile genshin kept giving me mona while i want jean

[jolly yacht]

Fuck you keqing

;(

[viral cipher]

i use kequeen so i'd gladly lose my 5050s to her

[jolly yacht]

You don't got a choice you always lose your 50/50's

[hexed hinge]

I had to freaking Chronicled Mona because I kept not getting her either.

I might need to do the same with Keq

[stone furnace]

Kequeen

[viral cipher]

i have ridiculously good luck in reverse 1999 so i think all my hoyoverse luck has drained into that game

[jolly yacht]

Day 679 still no mona

[mighty lynx]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[strange pollen]

I have 20 pity and 58 pulls (I already got Clorinde, saving for c6 Yelan), Am i making good progress?

[jolly yacht]

Hehe cute purin pfp

[stone furnace]

REMOVE THIS SHIT

[hexed hinge]

Should be enough for 1 50/50 but you'll probably want more than that just in case

[jolly yacht]

Crab brain

[mighty lynx]

Oki

[viral cipher]

yelan is totally getting chronicled and you need several hundred pulls to get a c6 character so you've got a while if you don't have her already

[stone furnace]

Im scared of those mf

[mighty lynx]

I like crabs

[tough oak]

Here’s the must sussiest women in video game history

[hexed hinge]

We do need Liyue Chronicled

[strange pollen]

Yeah, Exploring and Imaginerium Theatre(Abyss rset, im still on chamber 8 floor 3) those are my only hope

[jolly yacht]

I've swore a vow to never eat or hurt a crab again

[strange pollen]

Havent done fontaine story quest on the alt

[hexed hinge]

Maybe then I can freaking finally get Keqing

[tough oak]

I need a Keqing too

[jolly yacht]

Please take my c4 keqing

[stone furnace]

Gimme

[jolly yacht]

Keqing is gonna be my first c6 5 star

[hexed hinge]

I'd gladly trade you for my Jean.

[viral cipher]

i think shadow said she used like 500 to c6 kazuha, i used 343 to get c2 chiori 😭 i'm really really hoping she'll come home easier next time

[tough oak]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dbs-vegeta-super-saiyan-gif-8982902

[stray yacht]

over all it was 700 about

so not awful

[viral cipher]

oh alr that's not too bad yeah

[jolly yacht]

Win your 50/50's dummy

[stone furnace]

My furina and mona racing on who would c6 be first

[viral cipher]

teach me how PLEASE

[stone furnace]

Money

[stray yacht]

i can legit remember about how meny each was

[jolly yacht]

I can't teach I've lost 2 50/50's in a row now

[stray yacht]

[jolly yacht]

Your bad luck infected me

[stone furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/send-energy-sending-healing-dragon-ball-spirit-bomb-gif-16443313

[viral cipher]

i spend an absurd amount of money on chiori and this was my luck, money is NOT the answer 😭

[hexed hinge]

I'm pretty sure that would just make EVERYONE'S luck worse, not fix yours.

[stone furnace]

Nah, giving millia bad luck

[jolly yacht]

We should quarantine you so your bad luck doesn't spread

[stone furnace]

I mean... They still got some early

[viral cipher]

ruan mei should lock me in her laboratory basement for....quarantine....purposes...

[stray yacht]

c0 was about 75 c1 was 30 c2 was about 78 c3 was about 76 on a guarantee ... most of them where 70 ish pity with two lost 50/50s and one guaranteed before hand

my kazuha banner luck over all was alright

[stone furnace]

Same but with furina

[stray yacht]

maybe it was closer to 600?

[hollow rain]

👍

[jolly yacht]

Research says if your downbad for a character your likely will not be able to get em

[stray yacht]

idk 600-700 wishs to get c6 kazuha

[left roost]

comms

[jolly yacht]

Stop being downbad

[strange pollen]

I cant zip up my pants

[left roost]

wow

[light fable]

c6 firefly in 20 pulls guys ong

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-creed-in-your-dreams-dreams-gif-25984561

[light fable]

mfs who didnt get ruan on release are silly billies

[viral cipher]

tartaglia begs to differ (i did lose this 5050 though)

[viral cipher]

i wasn't playing on release (the same reason why i don't have huohuo and kafka)

[stray yacht]

that reminds me...

[stone furnace]

Oh my bad not like i joined the game late

[light fable]

noob....

[hexed hinge]

I honestly couldn't tell RM was doing anything, but I'll try her out again tonight, maybe this time I'll actually notice. Not going to be high priority for me right now though either way.

[jolly yacht]

Oh my bad I didn't know she existed

[viral cipher]

to be honest idk the meta i just pull whoever's design i like the most

[strange pollen]

Ruan mei doubles dmg

[stray yacht]

im not going for anyone this patch on hsr

[strange pollen]

Cap

[hexed hinge]

Not that I'd hate better Weakness Break, there's just other chars I need for my team building.

[stray yacht]

nope

[viral cipher]

i like the double helix band on her leg so i'm pulling her

[stray yacht]

its pretty normal for me to skip whole patchs

[hexed hinge]

Aventurine, Black Swan, and Fu Xuan are higher priorities for me after Firefly tonight.

[strange pollen]

I need Aventurine

[hexed hinge]

Honestly everyone needs Aventurine

He's like the Zhongli of HSR

[jolly yacht]

Gepard

Idk how hsr works

[stray yacht]

[hexed hinge]

Aventurine is THE shielder

[verbal scaffold]

[viral cipher]

so only people who can't dodge need him?

[verbal scaffold]

Wriothesley rerun when

[jolly yacht]

You can dodge in hsr?

[stray yacht]

you can't dodge in hsr silly

[stone furnace]

Ahhh yes... Just dodge dmg in a turnbase game

[viral cipher]

I can

[jolly yacht]

Imagine needing a shield

[hexed hinge]

Gep's shield is much more limited

[jolly yacht]

Couldn't be me ;)

[hexed hinge]

Because you can only shield with his Ult and you can't counterattack.

Aventurine's shield is SO much better than Gep's.

[viral cipher]

u just haven't gotten to that point in the game yet hehe it's unlocked at tb level 71

[stray yacht]

damn can you jump as well?

[viral cipher]

only when [certain character] tells me to

[stray yacht]

im getting me that wriot weapon

[verbal scaffold]

Cant believe Furina is next week

[ember idol]

Cute

[stray yacht]

and here i am....

[strange pollen]

Pity?!

[stray yacht]

skiping again

[stray yacht]

30 on weapon banner

[strange pollen]

With furina!

[strange pollen]

Oo

[stray yacht]

nope

[ember idol]

For whom

[jolly yacht]

zZz
.mmmklllllkrsddftaafhj bk.nm

[strange pollen]

Dang, I have her but i only use her for kokomi reasons (healing)

[stray yacht]

wriot weapon

[stone furnace]

Hence thy wallet and primo will disappear!

[strange pollen]

Lyney's here!

[ember idol]

i see, good luck when he reruns

[verbal scaffold]

I'm at 27 pity, but I'm not afraid on pulling off an Alhaitham again

[jolly yacht]

Am going for furina cons

[stray yacht]

with just welkin i can probs get my self enough wishs with the pity to 100% get his weapon

[strange pollen]

I'm praying to lose my 50/50 to alhaithm (guaranteed Yelan)

[stray yacht]

uh oh

[viral cipher]

nice try but you won't get any (pulling furina has only pros, no cons at all)

[jolly yacht]

Her con is her heals suck

[verbal scaffold]

Pretty much got what I wanted in this list, as i should

[viral cipher]

she heals fine for me (all my dedicated healers are poorly built so furiner is average by comparison)

[stray yacht]

my pulls list rn is wriot weapon and then maybe cons for him or just save for natlan

[stone furnace]

Thus why you should pull for more cons!

[strange pollen]

Natlan disgusts me for some reason

[jolly yacht]

I need c2 furina

[stray yacht]

.... why

[jolly yacht]

But my goal to get pyro archon

[verbal scaffold]

Wriothesley weapon (r1-r3) is my wish list

[strange pollen]

When i think of Columbina, I have nightmares knowing how hard abyss will get

[viral cipher]

there hasn't even been a single speck of anything about natlan besides the manga and two potential characters 😭

[viral cipher]

but she isn't even in natlan is she?

[stone furnace]

Imagine that

[strange pollen]

Lol theres a whole video showing the creatures of Natlan and part of its map

[jolly yacht]

Yeah in my dreams

[stray yacht]

people think she will be but we don't know for sure

[stone furnace]

A timeline without furina must be scary

[strange pollen]

She is

[stray yacht]

careful

[viral cipher]

i mean it's a 30 second teaser with like 2 creatures, i'd hardly say it provides a good insight on the nation entirely

[jolly yacht]

My wishlist
As of now
Is pyro archon
Yelan
C1 neuvillette
C2 furina

[verbal scaffold]

All I know is Capitano couldn't take an L and he's back in Natlan until he gets a W

• Razor language of Neuvillette

[jolly yacht]

What's your wish list Kell?

[stray yacht]

if you talk about leaks on here you will get mute/ban

[strange pollen]

3*, and i believe it gives us a certain level of perspective on our predictions on Natlan

[stray yacht]

anything not confirmed by hoyo them self is not safe to talk about

[strange pollen]

Hoyo could kick me, I'd still enjoy Genshin

[stray yacht]

thats not.... what i mean

[jolly yacht]

I'd sue hoyo

[strange pollen]

LMAO

[stray yacht]

you will get banned from this discord server

[strange pollen]

Never worry about pulls again

[strange pollen]

It's not a leak if its from hoyo shadow...

[viral cipher]

okay fine 3 creatures, maybe i just have an exceptionally strong constitution but three pokemon, a cliff and a cave doesn't "disgust" me 😭

[stray yacht]

ok then show me where it says she will be

hoyo them self has not confirmed is she is or is not in natlan

[verbal scaffold]

All I know is columbia is a halovian looking harbinger.

[jolly yacht]

JUST GIVE ME POKEMON TO PUT IN MY TEAPOT

[stone furnace]

Decent wishlist
My is
Raiden c2
Furina c4/c6
Pyro archon
Zhongli c2(probably)
Cryo archon
Jean

[jolly yacht]

THEY BETTER BE TEAPOT SAFE

[vocal granite]

Is Shadow bullying another chatter again ?

[verbal scaffold]

Chickenwingumbina

[strange pollen]

It does for me, I hate pokemon (#1) and the map looks so basic

[stone furnace]

Totally no bias

[jolly yacht]

You haven't gotten jean yet?

[vocal granite]

[strange pollen]

5.2 First banner

[verbal scaffold]

I do the bullying here unfortunately

[stone furnace]

Yep

[jolly yacht]

You Raiden hits like a wet noodle

[stray yacht]

that... has not been confirmed by hoyo my guy

[stone furnace]

Shut

[strange pollen]

Mine is:

[viral cipher]

1- don't call kujou sara that
2- you can stick her in your teapot already

[quick grotto]

ah, my typhus hits again

[verbal scaffold]

They trolling atp

[strange pollen]

Ofc it hasnt, because it was already easter egged

[vocal granite]

Pretty sure HoYoverse hasn't revealed anything about 5.0

Let alone patch 5.2

[stray yacht]

welp if you get muted/ban then its not my problem

i warned

[tough oak]

cant wait for furina

[verbal scaffold]

Oh hey, Vyskara is online

[stray yacht]

ive seen it enough to know

[verbal scaffold]

Kitsunix too

[stray yacht]

what will and will not get you kicked

[stone furnace]

Atleast my raiden is on top 1%

[strange pollen]

They have

[jolly yacht]

Vys is chill person
She likes wriothesley aswell

[formal sparrow]

We don't even have 4.8 details

[verbal scaffold]

Besides Ms. Emilie ofc

[stray yacht]

that does not count as confirmed

[formal sparrow]

Please, tell us on the official site where it says thay

[quick grotto]

what is going on here

[strange pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/columbina-genshin-impact-nikoikigai-gif-26872620

[viral cipher]

i'm going on 😎

[formal sparrow]

Easter egg sounds more like "Theorized out of my ass"

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[verbal scaffold]

That's a gif dumbass

[strange pollen]

My point

[stray yacht]

is nothing?

[iron raft]

broad asss shoulders

[vocal granite]

Chris right now

[devout steppe]

[warm palm]

[stray yacht]

WRONG REPLY REEE

[quick grotto]

meh, it's ight

[verbal scaffold]

Tf you mean "your point"? You built round

[strange pollen]

Okay all of you stop glazing on my speculations, I just don't like Natlan.

[formal sparrow]

Shadows skull issue

[stray yacht]

you are a skill issue

[viral cipher]

i should totally post a picture of a frog or perhaps a bug here

[strange pollen]

Glaze

[formal sparrow]

I'm a crab

[stray yacht]

what?

[jolly yacht]

I don't eat crabs or hurt crabs

[stray yacht]

im not even talking to you anymore

[strange pollen]

Hide, Neuvillette's coming

[stone furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-scared-hand-shaking-shivering-gif-24524523

[formal sparrow]

And?

[iron raft]

crabs taste bad

[stray yacht]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/382008407579951107/663856789741109268/tenor.gif

[viral cipher]

madamoiselle crabaletta pinch his nose

[formal sparrow]

To each their own, enjoy as you will.

[stray yacht]

i love crab it taste really good with butter

[formal sparrow]

I stopped eating crabs too, they just don't taste that good

[strange pollen]

It does

[jolly yacht]

Is Mr crabs your ancestor

[stray yacht]

sadly that shit cost an arm and a leg

[iron raft]

I ate a snail before

and a frog too

Asian things

[jolly yacht]

Oh how I hate frogs

[viral cipher]

i used to keep horned frogs, i wanna start doing that again

[iron raft]

As an asian I eat so many things even the ones I wasn't aware of

but I will keep those ones a secret to avoid the ban hammer

They were all chicken

[viral cipher]

a bioactive live-planted horned frog tank would be super cool i think

[jolly yacht]

I ate pig intestine before it was good ngl

[iron raft]

I fucking hate lamb tho

it smells awful tastes awful. feels awful

[tough oak]

i ate grilled blood

[iron raft]

it's like the aroma weakness my tongue and teeth

[jolly yacht]

I ate blood soup

[viral cipher]

don't talk about our law enforcement officers like that

[iron raft]

I also like medium rare meat

[tough oak]

interesting

[jolly yacht]

Dinuguan

[stone furnace]

I like em legendary

[radiant ivy]

Guys how often does spiral abyss reset now? Monthly?

[stray yacht]

yes

[viral cipher]

30 days

[formal sparrow]

Wha-

[iron raft]

next week

[tough oak]

oh i know dinuguan

[jolly yacht]

Yummy dish

Makes me feel like a vampire from eating that much blood

[tough oak]

i like it spicy and tangy

[stray yacht]

that reminds me

[radiant ivy]

So now it’s less primos than back it was 2 weeks?

[stray yacht]

i need to eat ive not had dinner

[formal sparrow]

As long as it wasn't human blood, you could get sick from that

[jolly yacht]

Human blood disgusting

Doesn't go well with meats

[formal sparrow]

30% increase reward but twice as long the season, so kinda yeah

[viral cipher]

from abyss yes but there's a new game mode thing that in total gives you a few more primos overall than just the old abyss

[tough oak]

ohhhh

[hexed hinge]

Honestly I'd love to see a vampire Ice Abundance char in HSR with a lifesteal kit. That would be awesome.

[formal sparrow]

You'd have to do the new Imaginarium Theatre event to even it out

[tough oak]

good news hope it doesn't lag much

i cant 3 stars 12-3 without suffering lag

[radiant ivy]

I see, I have a heavy backlog of content since I’ve hardly played the last 3 years lol

[formal sparrow]

Yes, that's the problem here, not... where it came from...or rather, whom

[stone furnace]

Noooo few more days till furina banner

[jolly yacht]

I just got a skill issue
I can't 36* abyss

[iron raft]

It tastes good in soup tho

I wouldn't know tho so you can't blame me

[stone furnace]

Same, i mean the abyss is harder this patch

[iron raft]

I'm happy to know I'm the 0.6% that beaten this abyss

all 37 stars bbgs

[stone furnace]

Are you high or playing other versions of genshin

[jolly yacht]

He's high

[iron raft]

The extra star is a gold star from my 1st grade teacher

for being a good noodle

[jolly yacht]

Liar you never finished 1st grade

[iron raft]

tru I was just too smart

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

but I don't really remember since itz been 84 years

[stone furnace]

Alright grandpa you should stop texting ur online friends and should go to sleep now

[iron raft]

I'm at a volunteer event and I'm at the registration desk but nobody to register

[jolly yacht]

are you bored

[tough oak]

Skee! That’s the wrong number!

[iron raft]

I am so fucking bor3d

and my spot is right under the ac vent

and I'm so cold

[blissful helm]

register yourself

[iron raft]

But I'm second lead coordinator so I must stand my title

[iron raft]

I'm already registers my lord almighty qixing or archon idk

[blissful helm]

[iron raft]

forgive me and bless my sins

[jolly yacht]

When will Ori be a qixing

[iron raft]

I beseech a gift for you qixing

The mightiest double quarter pounder from the highest 2.6 rating mcdonalds near me

[jolly yacht]

Bribery

[blissful helm]

Ask jen, she's giving out freebies

[iron raft]

I will be a great qixing

I will be a fair god

[jolly yacht]

I shall vote for Ori to be the next qixing

[iron raft]

I will turn you into a goat

[jolly yacht]

Baaa

[iron raft]

And name you Millixu

Millixu sounds cool actually

[hexed hinge]

If Ori becomes Qixing does that mean they come off my ignore list? Because that would drive me insane.

[tough oak]

did i hear freebies?

[iron raft]

I'll remember that for my next story production

[tough oak]

give me free stuff

[jolly yacht]

Ask jen

[dusk pike]

freebies?

[iron raft]

I'll shoulder you with a sword and turn you into a knight

[jolly yacht]

Jen is giving out freebies

[iron raft]

Who is Jen, jensin chat??

[hexed hinge]

Ori with mod powers would be truly frightening

[jolly yacht]

Wakanai said so

[dusk pike]

Jenshin Impact

[jolly yacht]

Jeno the qixing

[tough oak]

lots of jen who jen please

[iron raft]

I am truly a powerful fair god I promise lowkey no cap

[jolly yacht]

Jen(o) the qixing

[iron raft]

Ori the Qixing is a good ring

[tough oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964132635314110514/1238860917882753085/gojo-twerk-gojo-satoru.gif

[hexed hinge]

Jen giving freebie what?

[jolly yacht]

I can't believe y'all don't know Jen

[dusk pike]

sure, you only appear in fairs

[iron raft]

o someone coming to my desk brb

[hexed hinge]

Yeah, as the court jester

[jolly yacht]

[tough oak]

cant message her

[jolly yacht]

Ori should be a qixing fr fr

[iron raft]

It's just the photography team coming to rub it in that they get to walk and be cool with photos and I get to sit in the desk

[iron raft]

tyty for your sponsorship

[radiant ivy]

What is the prereq for imagination theater?

[viral cipher]

hop on star rail ||so we can watch the maintenance timer tick down together||

[tough oak]

yeeha! *starts throwing stone at birds

[hexed hinge]

I'm checking every 5 minutes to see when my date with Firefly can begin 2.3 is live

[iron raft]

wait wait wait that had something I can't let people see lol

O SHITTT

[jolly yacht]

WHAT THE HELL

[dusk pike]

SON OF A NICE LADY

[iron raft]

LMAOOOO FUKMCK YOU

[jolly yacht]

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[viral cipher]

"samuel"

[stone furnace]

Wth

[hexed hinge]

Who Samuel?

[viral cipher]

me

[jolly yacht]

A potential new stellaron hunter

Or just a long version of the name sam

[hexed hinge]

Sam could just be short for Samantha

[iron raft]

firefly truly mine I bet not even @vocal granite has this

[hexed hinge]

That's why the name Sam is genius, it's gender agnostic

[red heart]

I really wanna keep this build but it get rids of 4p pale

[jolly yacht]

How the hell did you get a phone call with firefly

[hexed hinge]

UGGGGHHHH CAN MAINTENANCE JUST END PLZ?

[small swallow]

serevr is up!!!!

[viral cipher]

it’s literally in like the first ten seconds of the phone call 😭

[jolly yacht]

Chat is dis real

[hexed hinge]

I don't get the joke

And no, stop gaslighting. I just checked a minute ago, maintenance still ongoing sadly

[ember idol]

Joke is that it's out

[ember idol]

Nop, unlikely

There's only three banners

It should be 5

[hexed hinge]

I'm more talking about the banner names

[iron raft]

It's actually short for Samuel for firelu totally since SW said it

[ember idol]

Oh

[iron raft]

someone tell bolt I said that to him

[jolly yacht]

Firefull flyshine

[dusk pike]

Samuel McSamuelson

[jolly yacht]

My little pony ah name

[hexed hinge]

Yeah, what does that mean?

[hexed hinge]

That does not sound much like a MLP name. I was a brony, I've seen MLP names. That ain't it chief

[jolly yacht]

Ori told me to say this to you
It's actually short for Samuel for firelu totally since SW said it

[hexed hinge]

Ori making as much sense as usual I see.

[iron raft]

Ur a real one

Tell him to see this video

[hexed hinge]

This kind of shit is why I blocked them

[jolly yacht]

Oh no am too busy gtg

[iron raft]

that my bbg firefly sent me

[iron raft]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gif-17172043193563962893

[hexed hinge]

Yeah, this one looks like it's going to be one of the longer maintenances.

Most maintenances are done by now. Not this one.

[jolly yacht]

Ori told me to give you this video

[dusk pike]

I AM IN!!!!

[devout steppe]

[small swallow]

its uppppp

[hexed hinge]

You are? I just checked a minute ago

[jolly yacht]

Wooo

[iron raft]

IM STILL AT THE VOLLUNTEER EVENT

YAYYYY

[hexed hinge]

IT'S LIVE!

[jolly yacht]

Dum dum

[devout steppe]

Now I am gonna start updating (my ahh forgor to preinstall)

[iron raft]

I mean I can play hsr on mobile rn but I am so sure it's bad luck to wish on my phone

I must wait till I'm home

[jolly yacht]

I don't play hsr woo

[wintry ridge]

Anyone have an idea on why Gorou hates onions?

[jolly yacht]

He's a dog

Dogs hate the smell of onions

[wintry ridge]

Really?? My grandma's dog must be on something cause she'll sit right at the opening of her cage if my grandma is cutting onions💀

That explains it

[hexed hinge]

BRUH

[wintry ridge]

💀

[hexed hinge]

Got 5* in my first 10 pull but lost to Gepard. BUT THEN Firefly showed up 30 pulls later.

[jolly yacht]

Onions are actually toxic to dogs

Ginger aswell

[gusty egret]

Im benching his ass permanently

Istg I hate him

[mighty lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/evileye-overlord-gif-24295566

[jolly yacht]

Tokyo ghoul looking ass

https://tenor.com/view/tokyo-ghoul-boom-squish-anime-gif-15985474

[rain kernel]

ayayaya

[wary quail]

Got Pyro claymore clorinde

From sumeru

[light fable]

jealous!

[wary quail]

[mighty lynx]

I like this girl

Green hair is nice

https://tenor.com/view/eto-tokyoghoul-anime-gif-10516915

[vocal granite]

FIREFLY BANNER !

[wary quail]

Why jade is in 2nd phase!!

[simple bolt]

rare jade wanter

[small swallow]

i win the 50/50😭

now i just need to get ruan mei

[wary quail]

Noice

[wary quail]

Don't judge me

[small swallow]

e6 gallagher too

[wary quail]

....

[vocal granite]

You win

[simple bolt]

I lost

[wary quail]

Damn

[small swallow]

yessss she came home

[vocal granite]

Now E6 HMC and Ruan Mei, your Firefly team is complete

[light fable]

killing myself

[simple bolt]

well

[mighty lynx]

Nicr

[small swallow]

i just need ruan mei i'm afraid im gonna lose 50/50 now, im on 33 pity on ruan mei banner

[light fable]

i probably wont be getting jade then sadly

[vocal granite]

I'm running out for some foods, after that, I will get home:
-Get Firefly
-Get her LC
-Max her traces and LC
-Craft and Max relics

=> Deal million damage

[light fable]

😢 😢

i hope yanqing canonically dies

[mighty lynx]

Get more yanqking

[small swallow]

for now im going to give her clara lc or the aeon s5 one is better?\

[vocal granite]

She gets a ridiculous amount of BE and SPD from her own kit

[light fable]

ok i can still probably get firefly guarantee cuz

theres a lot of new stuff

[vocal granite]

The LC giving her 60% BE will land you in a comfortable spot of 250+ BE

[light fable]

aeon is her second best right? or am i not right

[small swallow]

i wish i have enough for her lc

im about to buy 4 supply pass again

nvm just 3 for now since im saving also for changli on wuwa im about to be broke rlly soon

[vocal granite]

Time to clock-in Sundkie

[shadow ivy]

is there new quest?

[vocal granite]

Pick an extra shift

[ember idol]

Is Firefly still good without ruan mei

[dusk pike]

no

[ember idol]

Aw

[shadow ivy]

doable, just less dmg

[ember idol]

I guess I gotta wish for Ruan Mei first...

[shadow ivy]

like 40-50% less dmg i forgot the numb ers

[dusk pike]

she has one lineup and it is HMC- Ruan Mei - Gallagher