💬gimshim-chat

[scarlet kelp]

AMERICAN 🙀

[viral cipher]

ugh I need chevy so bad

[light fable]

i already got this tho lol

[summer marsh]

her outfit is cool as well

[scarlet kelp]

yesterday i finally tried out a burgeon team

i used alhaitham baizhu thoma and furina

[void pebble]

okay bro its still april 1st

[tough oak]

So how many primos in yotal would i get in aranara quest

[summer marsh]

300 maybe

[light fable]

i should build a chevruse team after neuv and diluc

[molten hazel]

do you guys think this is enough for a decent acheron

[tough oak]

All of em?

[light fable]

acheron is a hypercarry build, so you need luck

[viral cipher]

what lowkey annoys me is how much they talk about it specifically being a musket when her gun is obviously a revolving rifle ☝️🤓🇺🇸

[molten hazel]

whats that

[light fable]

good luck 🙏

[dusk pike]

means no dual dps

[scarlet kelp]

☝️🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 maybe its a original design 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️

[light fable]

means that she needs a lot of investment

[molten hazel]

:(

[light fable]

shge is THE damage ceiling i believe tho, so its worth

[molten hazel]

is she better than dhil dps wise

[lunar anchor]

Is 5 cups of coffee safe?

[light fable]

yes

[molten hazel]

yayyy

[light fable]

best dps char in the game i think

[void pebble]

araballs

[scarlet kelp]

araballs

[light fable]

also trend FTB is by far her best f2p sustain

[molten hazel]

is that a lightcone or what

OH FIRE TRAILBLAZER

[light fable]

trend is lightcone, FTB is fire TB

[viral cipher]

I mean it is a unique design but the whole point of a musket is that it’s muzzle-loaded but her gun has clearly got a cylinder to load her shots in

[idle sluice]

Did i just 6:59 and got 3* on 12-1

[vocal granite]

Do you have her Light Cone ?

[molten hazel]

I GOT BRONYAS LC 😒

[scarlet kelp]

i dont know anything about star rail i longer have relevance to this conversation ☹️

[molten hazel]

its okay i didnt rly want it anyways i want robins more

[light fable]

L

[molten hazel]

im guaranteed robin lc now yippiepe

[scarlet kelp]

beat the system

[light fable]

i wonder if robin could fit well with an e2 acheron

[molten hazel]

this team sucks ass but issok bcz im using gfs severely underbuilt kafka ❤️

[vocal granite]

It would be an odd spot for Acheron to be in with a Harmony and two other Nihility characters

[light fable]

e2 means one

nihility

also welt sustain is a thing

[lunar anchor]

I can't show it rn cuz I only have enough credits to open discord but, is it ok for my Natasha to have 86 crit?

[molten hazel]

does her crit affect her heals at all why does it matter

[lunar anchor]

Uh... Yeah... She only heals 1200

And her ult is 2000

-ish

[vocal granite]

Then her, Welt, a sustain and Robin

[dusk pike]

another PF that buffs argenti 💀

[half vapor]

ayayaya

Caspar

[lunar anchor]

Gyatt.

It's burning here in the PH

Time for my 4th coffee--

[green jay]

OH MY CRAP

hell yea

[prisma roost]

WHAT TGE FUCK DID I JUST DRAW

[dusk pike]

[ivory summit]

Bonjour

[prisma roost]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-mario-gallo-bestino-melty-blood-gif-10902045962749150817

[green jay]

RAHHHHH

[stray yacht]

look he can crit now

[mighty lynx]

Miau

[green jay]

HELPPPP

[ivory summit]

LMAAAO

[solid gazelle]

does anyone know anything about pcs ☺️☺️☺️☺️😍😍🤑

[prisma roost]

I'm so done bro I have to spend the entire April fools hiking instead of being a shitbag on the internet

[next basin]

GUYS

[stray yacht]

tada

dazzy

[next basin]

Ye?

[stray yacht]

look he can crit now

[prisma roost]

I spent the first hour of my April fools being French

[next basin]

Good

[stray yacht]

we don't talk about the crit dmg

[prisma roost]

This is a great start

[next basin]

Translate in pulls total

[dusk pike]

215 pulls

[stray yacht]

how good is this for someone with basicly no relics xD

[solid gazelle]

my sister tells me genshin is cringe and she plays league of legends 💀

[next basin]

Decent rn

[stray yacht]

cool xD

[solid gazelle]

she's gonna force me to play valorany too 🤑😞

[stray yacht]

refuse

tell her she has to play genshin if shes gonna make you do that

[solid gazelle]

i made her do events and stuff for neuvillette 😍

[stray yacht]

LMFAO

[solid gazelle]

someone should stick a 4090 inside an imac from like 2002 or something

[summer marsh]

the server icon is nice

[solid gazelle]

yes

[final basalt]

Damn its april again

[summer marsh]

yep and I still waste my life

ig some things never change

[green jay]

AURGHHHH

[final basalt]

Kaori season

[viral cipher]

i wonder if every character has a belly button on their model that's hidden underneath clothes, or if it's only medium females, or if chiori is just the only one

[tawdry grove]

Ayayaya

[fickle horizon]

I cried watching this anime

[mighty lynx]

Miau

[solid gazelle]

what

[fickle horizon]

It was my ex fav anime

[mighty lynx]

I wish this restriction was done in April 1 fr fr

Or it was just an early April fools

[fickle horizon]

Why were you restricted myguy? also arent you supposed to be in school?

[mighty lynx]

Nah

Full face to face starts at April 15

[tough oak]

All hope was lost in that one ten pull.

Currently at 42 pity guarrantee in redhorn

Should I keep going?

[bold perch]

i pulled her in 1 pull

[iron raft]

Did the pfp always turned to a hydro trash bossfight...

[fickle horizon]

Lightcones are equal to signature weapons right?

[tough oak]

Who the fuck does oceanid boss fight 🗣️🔥

[viral briar]

LETS GOO

[fickle horizon]

WTF

[fickle horizon]

Chinese fans always fascinates me in whatever game it is theyre the most hardcore

Even back then when I played other games theyre the most crazy supporters

[quasi dune]

Craziest?

[fickle horizon]

CSGO, Dota, Etc I heard so many crazy dedication from them

[viral briar]

Bro doesnt like archeron he likes mihoyo for funding them💀

[fickle horizon]

Crazy might be the wrong term. maybe dedicated. Like in every community theyre the most reliable and dedicated

[fickle horizon]

Theyre crazy rich asians

[iron raft]

Whales disgust me

[viral briar]

Me being broke asian

[fickle horizon]

Same

[viral briar]

At least i can get this

THE SERVER PROFILE TURNED INTO OCEANID HELP

[molten hazel]

FUUCKKKKKK

[iron raft]

nonelle piece

[fickle horizon]

Magnifique 🤌

[iron raft]

or realistically albedo or chiori

[viral briar]

Take a break, its april fools

YOOOOOO
https://vxtwitter.com/GenshinImpactOC/status/1774639784645767509

[idle sluice]

My Chiori would love that.

[void pebble]

yeah no dont promote this twitter user's contents anymore

[viral briar]

[balmy storm]

[viral briar]

OCEANID?!??!?!?!

[balmy storm]

Hello

[molten hazel]

GIRL STOPPPP

[viral briar]

Skill-

[molten hazel]

its not a skill issue its just april fools day theyre just playinga joke on me lol remember

[balmy storm]

Welp but hey it could be still used as back up lol

[molten hazel]

tomorrow i'll get another 50cv piece lol right

[summer marsh]

taste 100% like furina

[balmy storm]

Me here just bored in uni lol I will just spend my time here hahaa

[viral briar]

...

[molten hazel]

GIRL STOPPPPPP

[viral briar]

Got karma

[molten hazel]

I LMFAOAOOOO

[green jay]

OH MY CRAP

[balmy storm]

Lol hahaha

[viral briar]

Day 3 of HSR COULD NEVER!

[molten hazel]

okayyyyyyy

[balmy storm]

Oh wow

[viral briar]

That wasn't bad

[molten hazel]

as a member of the adepti u should be showing sympathy towards ur members

i mean . as a member of our homeland

[balmy storm]

Give me cookies first

[viral briar]

Me when

[balmy storm]

Yehey

[verbal scaffold]

The only time most/all mods are active

[balmy storm]

I just got bored in irl lol

[molten hazel]

an assassin from our homeland? dm to talk to oceanid mods

[viral briar]

On the fool who trepassed upon the

[viral briar]

Thats good

[verbal scaffold]

Getting paid tomorrow. I kinda got shocked when I found out I'm getting more than $950 these 2 weeks

[molten hazel]

this game has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[verbal scaffold]

I'm so used to 500-700 biweekly

[viral briar]

Double def

[molten hazel]

0 for 2 WE'RE 🆙

[verbal scaffold]

But because I'm doing 8 hour shifts now, it surprises me

[molten hazel]

and both these rolls dodged def

[viral briar]

HUH?!?!?

[molten hazel]

ARE YOU BEING FOR REALLL

first def roll ❤️

[proper slate]

get rid of it

[verbal scaffold]

If only bennett's kit benefitted from artifact flat atk

Wait

"Bennett-fited"

OMG NEW EMOTE

[proper slate]

clears

[green jay]

RAHHH

[verbal scaffold]

Imagine failing potion exam

[void pebble]

1 hr left

[viral briar]

[stray yacht]

[verbal scaffold]

I forgot this dude existed

Who is he again?

[rustic pond]

Kazuha banner tommorow yeyyy 30 pity and 77 pulls

[viral briar]

GENSHIN COULD NEVER!

[rustic pond]

Can't escape the wuwa generosity even here

[stray yacht]

my welkin is out in two days break time soon

[viral briar]

NO WAY BALLER IS BACK!

[verbal scaffold]

Imagine if that was real and someone skipped the whole thing and complained

[stray yacht]

thuh

[viral briar]

CN players:

[stray yacht]

im sad pissedchilde is gone

[mighty lynx]

I need my perms back shit is insanity

[viral briar]

WHAT THE HELL

[viral briar]

HOW DID U GET RESTRICTED AGAIN

[ember idol]

Chat is this real

[verbal scaffold]

People who do events on the last hour but realize they need to wait 5-7 real-time days to get all the rewards

[mighty lynx]

Because I am better

[viral briar]

TIME FOR ANOTHER UKULELE APOLOGY

[mighty lynx]

Oh god

I guess I should do Logan paul apology

[ember idol]

But with real ukelele and video frfr

[viral briar]

Bro gonna restricted forever

[mighty lynx]

I'm not gonna be the next XY

[viral briar]

Nah do Tati Westbrook apology

[mighty lynx]

Who

Seems familiar

Csgo guy?

[viral briar]

Forgot

[stray yacht]

.....

[summer marsh]

is it banned to say tax

[viral briar]

Easy on bad word, @summer marsh !

[ember idol]

.....

[viral briar]

Vlogging youtuber

[mighty lynx]

Join the restricted

[summer marsh]

ig taxes

[stray yacht]

LMAO

[summer marsh]

what was the bad word

[stray yacht]

WHAT XD

[viral briar]

WAIT THE TAX COLLECTOR IS HERE I GOTTA RUN HELP

[mighty lynx]

Lemme Google that

[summer marsh]

I just said if I earn 20k$ a month my country will take half of it as tax

[lunar anchor]

I have been evading tax, take that

[viral briar]

The bot broke again

[green jay]

IM RICH

[mighty lynx]

I can't find the apology video

[viral briar]

I have been running from the tax collector thx to subway surfer tips and trick its been 3 years

[viral briar]

Maybe got deleted

[mighty lynx]

Damn

[lunar anchor]

Yows, I plan on taking a job. What job can 16 y olds can take?

(in summer break)

[summer marsh]

hmm restaurant

[lunar anchor]

So casier or janitor then

[viral briar]

Babysitter, tutor, dog walker

[summer marsh]

or the classic Macdonalds cook

[lunar anchor]

All I know to cook is rice and eggs...

[summer marsh]

dw Macdonalds is easy you just need to burn everything

[lunar anchor]

So I just have to commit arson then and get paid.

Got it

[summer marsh]

and than sue them

[mighty lynx]

Is aruover

[lunar anchor]

Is 16 still considered as a child?

[stray yacht]

not child but minors

[lunar anchor]

Hmm... How to sue them

[stray yacht]

..... you don't

[lunar anchor]

Ok

[summer marsh]

you’re considered a teen

[lunar anchor]

Anyways, what job you you have?

[summer marsh]

well I serve in the military

but when I was your age I worked at a super market

[lunar anchor]

Any tips?

[summer marsh]

be ready to realize working is ass

and stay strong

[lunar anchor]

I already know babysitting my lil bro is not enough compared on how my dad carried the family.

[stray yacht]

people are rude but they don't matter keep truckin along

[viral cipher]

23 pulls is totally enough to get a weapon off the weapon banner, right? At zero pity? Right?

[lunar anchor]

So basically coffee will be your best pal in work. Got it.

I think it's has the same pity system as the character banner has

[green jay]

can i finish this event before reset

[stray yacht]

you have to rush

[molten hazel]

u have 35 minutes you ll be fine

[simple bolt]

dieluc

[lunar anchor]

WTF😭😭
Diluc's breast😭

[molten hazel]

happy april fools day

[lunar anchor]

Man bewbs🥰

[molten hazel]

diluc's the better ragnvindr brother btw

[lunar anchor]

Did diluc spank him?

[viral cipher]

kaeya is an alberich ☝️🤓

[molten hazel]

well he was part of the ragnvindr family at one point

[lunar anchor]

Kaeya be Al-Be-reachin for Diluc's ass

[molten hazel]

hey what

[lunar anchor]

April fools...?

[molten hazel]

that isn't how it works

[lunar anchor]

My jokes are dryer than me when I'm in bed😔😔

[molten hazel]

weirdo

[viral briar]

Cyno joke moment

[mighty lynx]

Maow

[green jay]

I HATE DILUCS REQUEST HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE WISDOM AND CONSTITUTION WITH FOCUS AND RELAXING TRAITS

[viral briar]

CHILL LMAO

[green jay]

UGHHHHH

[green jay]

I CANT I HAVE LESS THAN 30 MINUTES TO FINISH THE EVENT AND DILUC IS WASTING MY TIME

[viral briar]

Just use wisdom flower or whatever this event kinda annoying for late gamer

[viral cipher]

stupid wenut go away I just wanna explore

[green jay]

I DONT HAVE FOCUS

[viral briar]

Welp gg

[formal sparrow]

Woof!

[next basin]

He’s so based for this

[formal sparrow]

or not both

Unless you're like on day 30 or something lol, I gave up at day 25

[green jay]

YOURE KIDDING ME I JUST WASTED MY TIME??

NOW I ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES??

[formal sparrow]

[dusk pike]

[formal sparrow]

Skill issue, didn't read the instructions

[viral briar]

Skill-

[green jay]

IVE BEEN IN RUSH MODE FOR AN HOUR

[ivory summit]

This is why U don't last min do long events

[viral briar]

U should have clicked diluc request bro

[ivory summit]

[void pebble]

you still can submit tho??

[next basin]

Fr

[viral briar]

ANOTHER MOD???

[viral cipher]

me when I put a month of events off till the last 20 minutes

[next basin]

I always do events the minute they come out

[ivory summit]

I am the only mod here wdym another mod

There's no such thing as other mods I am the ONLY mod

[viral briar]

Me who do the musketeer event:

[formal sparrow]

Everyone's a mod, what you mean

[viral briar]

Wym everyone is oceanid

[next basin]

Yea like how i’m the mod of my own house fr

Not rlly my parents are but let me have a joke

[dusk pike]

no...

[ivory summit]

bro ruined his own joke

[formal sparrow]

Bro is the joke

[next basin]

Aven version of this

[dusk pike]

not fit his attitude

[viral briar]

Bro gonna get restricted

[next basin]

It fits perfectly he’s legit a gambler wdym

[green jay]

HELL YEA

[next basin]

This better?

[vocal granite]

Lore Accurate IPC trio

[viral briar]

Great, 12 more to go

[dusk pike]

Try

[viral cipher]

chiori’s little smirk mid-burst is so great

[mighty lynx]

I'm pretty darn cute.

[viral cipher]

For sure

[molten hazel]

my pookie wookie ><

did u know khoi dao and josey mccoy commissioned that artist for kaebedo fanart

[verbal scaffold]

Co-missioned

[molten hazel]

thx

[viral briar]

Are ya winning

[upper hatch]

i accidentally brought a xiao team to abyss coppelia

i may be stoopid

[void pebble]

works for me

[green jay]

i am not finishing this event

[void pebble]

4 min left

[green jay]

4 minutes and i just finihsed the second stage

[lost umbra]

im watching someone speedrun the event rn

[verbal scaffold]

One average kpop song left until event is over *2min

Sad because why tf kpop songs less than 3 minutes for

[viral briar]

Gg bro

[idle sluice]

No way i actually pass 12-1 with that team on 6:59

[green jay]

I GOT THE CHUG JUG

[dusk pike]

uh hu

[viral briar]

DAMN THAT WAS FAST

IT WAS UPDATED ALR LMAO

HOW FAST ARE U

[green jay]

I CLUTCHED

[viral briar]

GG BRO

[simple bolt]

https://twitter.com/tk_n_gm/status/1774185063527432532?t=cfq5Iva-7o8Pn5Mi9CJuIw&s=19

月乃 (@tk_n_gm) on X

撫でられたお

Twitter · Mar 30, 2024, 9:20 PM

[green jay]

i just ended cycles as fast as possible LOL

[viral briar]

Here have this

[green jay]

i didnt even make potions or anything i ended a cycle then ended the next right after

[green jay]

i got almost 200k each cycle so i was fine

i have a collection

[primal idol]

its april fools and i havw not seen anyone do one

[final basalt]

R u my mother

[ashen storm]

Brilliant

[final basalt]

I saw this

[molten hazel]

hi

[primal idol]

hi dlics breatsts

[north night]

But imagine

[upper hatch]

if we get playable rosalyne, i doubt we get her in this form

methinks maybe something like this

[green jay]

yes hi son

[green jay]

An assassin from our homeland? Or a fool who trespasses upon the waters of Qingce?

[lethal quartz]

Something is wrong but i can't feel it

[primal idol]

what the fuck

[viral cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/scaramouche-wanderer-genshin-genshin-impact-burst-gif-27036740

[tame basalt]

https://youtu.be/50Ura_ZcSvY?si=MyCivFN7KRIpTYWV

[marsh cloak]

Whoever made that gif is down bad oml 😭 I can't believe it

[fickle horizon]

Koboskuy

[sinful kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-dog-mike-sleepy-puppy-cute-gif-16802724

[fickle horizon]

Dog

[tame basalt]

the fact that she got natori to write the lyric for her

[fickle horizon]

Is that the original singer?

[tame basalt]

https://youtu.be/H08YWE4CIFQ?si=67FaCJaLwitdfvTS

[tame basalt]

yes

[sinful kayak]

Finally

[fickle horizon]

He has a nice ikemen voice

[pure moat]

hmm no april fools picture?

[tame basalt]

kill me

[fickle horizon]

Damn hes big

[tame basalt]

Ado also cover this song

[fickle horizon]

Shanks daughter? Shes also big damn. Natori is that famous

[tame basalt]

https://youtu.be/sGNkT6XyQRc?si=4-Ppj9R5eTZ9l7Z0

[fickle horizon]

her voice is hot

[tame basalt]

https://youtu.be/lZwThdw6IYA?si=80q1xCUdjxXd-Ce6

[fickle horizon]

Jp singers always goes hard with their vocals 🥵

[summer marsh]

mili

[wooden knot]

WHAT?

[tame basalt]

true

[frigid yacht]

ready steady

[lost umbra]

WHY IS GERMANY DECLARIUNG WAR AGAINST ME

[jolly yacht]

Kazu and otterboy reruns tomorrow atleast in Asia

[jolly yacht]

You stole all their beer

[lost umbra]

https://x.com/srro_yo/status/1774667412283281702?s=20

SRRO (@srro_yo) on X

"The cold never bothered me anyway ❄️." #MondstadtTourism #GenshinImpactAprilFools #Kaeya

Twitter · Apr 1, 2024, 5:17 AM

[final basalt]

ROXXY HUHHH

[lost umbra]

HII

[sinful kayak]

I'd rather not

[sinful kayak]

Divine

[jolly yacht]

Rich rich

[sinful kayak]

I'll get welt with there for sure this time

That's not welt

[viral cipher]

baby tingyun 🥺

[molten hazel]

bro i've gotten like four pelas today

[summer marsh]

pela can cook me

[viral cipher]

speaking of pela, how could (I) say this to (my) favorite character like this

[tender kelp]

the real Kaeya:

[jolly yacht]

This is a sign for you too build her

[molten hazel]

i did build her shes lv80

[jolly yacht]

Don't mind me

[autumn pumice]

should i keep this?

[burnt canopy]

lol

[viral cipher]

hybrid subdps sucrose

[summer marsh]

I would buy flowers any day for pela

[jolly yacht]

Dps kazuha

[sinful kayak]

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-genshin-impact-kaveh-gif-6507136575334096610

[viral cipher]

kaveh’s latest trick to try and get a rerun (it doesn’t work)

[jolly yacht]

He's on maternity leave

[sinful kayak]

They really want me to separate my kafka and swan huh

[fickle horizon]

Me to my GF hoshimachi suisei(Real btw no cap)

[jolly yacht]

is this your April fools

[summer marsh]

he is actually part of the abyss so they keep him for a important cutscene

[fickle horizon]

No its real

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimachi-suisei-hosimati-suisei-suisei-suichan-michizure-gif-27498522

[keen kayak]

[summer marsh]

my gf is real too

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-suisei-hoshimachi-suisei-vtuber-hololive-gif-26237847

[summer marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jimiin777-pills-meds-girlfriend-animeee-gif-22361880

[jolly yacht]

My girlfriend real too

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[jolly yacht]

That's my girlfriend

[thorny egret]

hello chat

someone pinged me let's see

[next basin]

U know levelling gallagher when i have luocha and am pulling for aven wasn’t rlly needed but…the more hot men the better..?

[jolly yacht]

what if you can't see

[fickle horizon]

Dont make me take my schizo pills!

[keen kayak]

Ping

[thorny egret]

just because I know you

[jolly yacht]

Do not mention Gallagher Infront of me

[thorny egret]

[thorny egret]

chat, wanna know what happened?

[jolly yacht]

FUCK GALLAGHER

[thorny egret]

I got another Acheron, and I got her within 5 pity of my first one

[thorny egret]

I want another Acheron

[keen kayak]

Best feeling in the world

[thorny egret]

I was so happy

I'm gonna try to get her again

[jolly yacht]

AHHHHHHHH

NO NO NO NO NO
NO ||MORE SUNDAY GETTING JAMMED||

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/lati-hsr-robin-honkai-star-rail-gif-2714905705452548363

[jolly yacht]

AHHHH

[next basin]

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-caelus-honkai-starrails-hsr-caelus-hsr-gif-2566078934733721333

[keen kayak]

Hope i get lucky with furina.. i have like 30 fates rn

[sinful kayak]

[jolly yacht]

They look the same

[regal nova]

...

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-oh-fuck-explosion-tripwire-the-boys-gif-26106214

[jolly yacht]

The power of water

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-runner-yagooglizer-explosions-run-for-your-life-obstacle-course-gif-15510208

[keen kayak]

Is the ability to take any shape

[regal nova]

Taken out by a landmine as a Geo wielder...

[regal nova]

Join us...

[jolly yacht]

[tame basalt]

shield on cooldown

[jolly yacht]

NOO

[keen kayak]

Until furina shows up sure

[jolly yacht]

Otterboy

Rerun tomorrow

[keen kayak]

Actually how annoying would a hilichurl enemy whose whole gimmick is to run around randomly while planting landmines

[jolly yacht]

In Asia

Spend money to get otterboy and Canadian aether

[regal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-hilichurls-hilichurls-dance-fast-hilichurls-hilichurl-gif-20205177

[keen kayak]

If i didnt have a guarantee id try to get canadian aether

[jolly yacht]

Your giving them ideas

[keen kayak]

Dw they dont listen

[next basin]

Posting this every day cuz it’s the law

[tame basalt]

don't jinx it

[regal nova]

Depends. Planting mines at normal rates or the way I rig this chat?

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/door-hide-close-bye-cat-gif-22820275

[regal nova]

You've seen too much.

[keen kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-hill-bicycle-riding-cowboys-cowboy-gif-1022948746026166453

[summer marsh]

I will

[tough oak]

tweakin rn

[jolly yacht]

What even is schizo pills

[jolly yacht]

Your so rich dude

[keen kayak]

Ey id honestly love it cuz i have so many ideas.. but nah id have to learn chinese to tell them

[tough oak]

42 pity guarantee on weapon banner,do yall think I could make it?! 🗣️🔥

[peak mesa]

Makes you experience schizophrenia

[summer marsh]

pills against a illness called schizophrenia

[tough oak]

Tf is schizophrenia

[heady steppe]

wsg🤓

[keen kayak]

Ask the other guy

[peak mesa]

What you imagine you think is real

[jolly yacht]

Oh delulu

[tough oak]

yo chico

[peak mesa]

NOT DELULU

[summer marsh]

Schizophrenia usually involves delusions (false beliefs), hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that don't exist), unusual physical behavior, and disorganized thinking and speech. It is common for people with schizophrenia to have paranoid thoughts or hear voices.

[jolly yacht]

Delulus

[tough oak]

Ohhhh

So basically,being a genshin player and having a girlfriend?

[keen kayak]

Eg. Fischl before she got a vision

[jolly yacht]

Yeah I think rindo needs to take his schizo pills

[tough oak]

Actually let me rephrase that

[tame basalt]

give me back my blown up limbs

[heady steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/geo-dude-bald-zhongli-genshin-impact-genshin-gif-16932017657884131518

[jolly yacht]

You can get them back!?

[tough oak]

Being an active genshin member in a genshin community WHILE in a stable,happy relationship with a good social life?

[jolly yacht]

Coughs

[tough oak]

Is that how schizo works?

[regal nova]

Please make your way to the retrieval facility.

[tough oak]

Oceamid

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/shook-kermit-gif-10502407

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-nash-jim-fake-leg-injured-broken-leg-gif-12286059

[summer marsh]

I don’t get the oceanid joke ngl

[jolly yacht]

Oh mah gosh

[summer marsh]

I do like the icon tho

[jolly yacht]

Fontaine is fontaine

[tough oak]

btw who's idea was this

[summer marsh]

well ye the French are a joke but still

[jolly yacht]

...

[regal nova]

That's because the water is only shin-deep right now.

[jolly yacht]

DUDE

[tough oak]

i don't get it

[regal nova]

https://tenor.com/view/house-river-flooding-floating-gif-9580205

[tough oak]

but yk what else I get?

[summer marsh]

ngl if I had a French gf (delusional hopes) I would do French ppl jokes all the time

[tough oak]

this hollow fucking purple

[cerulean adder]

Fk

[jolly yacht]

Take your schizo pills

[tough oak]

brain malnourished bye

[summer marsh]

cus we hate the French

[tough oak]

Racism

[summer marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-mario-gallo-bestino-melty-blood-gif-10902045962749150817

[keen kayak]

Its ok his gf is french (real)

[summer marsh]

ye she says she hates the French as well that’s why she left

[tough oak]

Bro stole my pic 😭

[tough oak]

wee wee

[jolly yacht]

Disclaimer this uh pic is used for educational purposes only
Don copyright strike me

[tough oak]

I'm going to sue you for copyright

[keen kayak]

Hon hon baguette

[jolly yacht]

Wee wooo

[summer marsh]

I’m going to sue both of you for using my original creation character as the base

[keen kayak]

God i hope no one is actually from france and lurking

[tough oak]

Pizza

[summer marsh]

baguette, baguette

[tough oak]

Spaghetti

[jolly yacht]

Pizza

[summer marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kravatie-kravate-viva-kravatie-french-cat-gif-25816617

[tough oak]

Oh yeah? Sue this ratio

[cerulean adder]

Ayayay

[summer marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-izctrl-gif-21698702

I see nothing

[keen kayak]

I really should farm marechhaussee hunter for noelle if i get furina..

[jolly yacht]

I see darkness

[summer marsh]

you really should

[tough oak]

Furinaaaaa

[jolly yacht]

FUFURIN!

[tough oak]

Fuririririririna

[keen kayak]

Actually i should farm anyway cuz i see so many furinas in coop

[jolly yacht]

FUFURIN!!

[tough oak]

Fufufufufuf

Lol

I rarely coop

[jolly yacht]

RIRIRI

[cerulean adder]

ayayaya

[jolly yacht]

I coop for the companionship exp

[keen kayak]

Nananana.. ||batman||

[cerulean adder]

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/diluc-abyss-mage-dance-gif-24828343

Batman looks weird here

[keen kayak]

Batman but leaning more to the bat side

[cerulean adder]

Damn its hot in here

[jolly yacht]

Your stove is on

[cerulean adder]

Wrong im sitting on a pan

[tough oak]

Farm this cursed technique reversal red instead

[tame basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-high-mood-stoned-shocked-gif-15912812

[cerulean adder]

Weeeeeeeeeee

[viral cipher]

😧

[keen kayak]

I am contractually obligated to tell you i havent watched any jjk episodes past the time when hanami attacked jujutsu high.. i just really liked the freeze frame of gojo im using as my pfp

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-slip-slippery-trip-trips-gif-20748100

[cerulean adder]

Holi sheeesh

Mommy long legs

[tough oak]

Watch this amplification blue instead

[cerulean adder]

Well no comments

[tough oak]

you GYATT to be RIZZING me!!! 😂🤣🤣

[keen kayak]

Where is this from?👀

[cerulean adder]

Tower of fantasy

[jolly yacht]

What the

[keen kayak]

Oh.. nice that they have fat chars ig

[viral cipher]

I didn’t even know anyone played tower of fantasy

[tough oak]

Tf is tower of fantasy 🗣️

[jolly yacht]

Tower of fantasy

A tower from delulu minds

[cerulean adder]

Probably me for the cyberpunk type city and mommy long legs

[keen kayak]

Its a.. looks at script ..genshin killer apparently

[tame basalt]

looks like a shitty mobile game

[viral cipher]

if tower of fantasy had eula lawrence or chiori’s black tights then perhaps I would play it too

[jolly yacht]

Eula thighs

Coughs

[tame basalt]

the only plot that matters honestly

[cerulean adder]

[jolly yacht]

Reminds me of azur lane

[green jay]

happy oceanid day

[cerulean adder]

Yaap and thats tower of fantasy they actually have those outfits and bikini costumes in game

[tough oak]

Bro what did i js saw

[jolly yacht]

YEY

[cerulean adder]

Weeeeeeeeee

[viral cipher]

holy shit guinaifen ruan mei

[jolly yacht]

I heard someone got hit by a car

[tough oak]

I need the sauce

[viral cipher]

tower of fantasy apparently

[green jay]

did you know we have a specific channel for sussy art??

not too sussy

[cerulean adder]

No

[jolly yacht]

[cerulean adder]

We do ?

[green jay]

https://discord.com/channels/865768900662788107/865771067715747840

[cerulean adder]

I look pretty interesting

[viral cipher]

but why be sussy elsewhere when we can be here??

[green jay]

as long as its not too sussy

yes, in degen

[jolly yacht]

[thorny egret]

the abyss reset

and the shop too

[tough oak]

Guys what u think about game called the witchering waves?

[keen kayak]

Its still the same abyss right.. with the spider thing?

[jolly yacht]

It's just waves dude

[keen kayak]

It released?

[tough oak]

Soon

[viral cipher]

a month or so

[jolly yacht]

It's just wateh

[thorny egret]

Idk

[jolly yacht]

Spider

..AHHHH

[keen kayak]

Mm if its free and available in my country ill give it a try ig.. i dont really have time to do two live service games at once tho

[tough oak]

What is live service?

[jolly yacht]

I might try it once

[keen kayak]

The first priority rn is to accumulate freemos for furina

[thorny egret]

[keen kayak]

Games that constantly update themselves.. they usually have incentives to make you login every day..

[tough oak]

Ah ok

[viral cipher]

why she's gotta look at me like "this is all you can do? this build sucks, do better"
yes ma'am i know ma'am i'll do better 😭

[ember idol]

Who will it use tho?

[thorny egret]

Idk maybe Dehya or Yelan

[keen kayak]

Well actually idk if thats what live service is.. its just i dont wanna have another daily login game thing

[jolly yacht]

Your like kneeling and kissing her feet

[thorny egret]

or Furina

[sinful kayak]

😭

[ember idol]

Friendship level 10 when

[sinful kayak]

Ohh nwm

[viral cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-brother-jacob-mvpr-xset-i-am-indeed-of-course-i-am-gif-22199586

[ember idol]

You're going to use Sands as an off piece?

[jolly yacht]

Best friends forever

[thorny egret]

maybe

I'm not leveling it now though

[ember idol]

I see

[viral cipher]

i literally haven’t taken her off my team since i got her except to farm her artifacts 😭

[keen kayak]

Nah its more like shes looking thru the screen and wondering what the hell youre wearing and why.

[tame basalt]

def

actually scratch that em

[thorny egret]

I'm not leveling it now

[viral cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/tinytim-tim-poor-child-boy-gif-7331148

[zealous relic]

Kazuhas going to be real in 1 day 5 hours and 38 minutes

[thorny egret]

what do you guys think?

[zealous relic]

I have 77 wishes one pity and all of his materials to bring him up to atleast lvl 70

[thorny egret]

there's still room for improvement

[zealous relic]

Kazuha PLEASE your mom is waiting for you

[zealous relic]

If only not the 0.5% cr.....

That would be so satisfying ngl

[thorny egret]

[zealous relic]

I like even numbers okay

[thorny egret]

ok

[quasi dune]

[zealous relic]

Whatd i do bruh 😭😭😭😭😭

[viral cipher]

ummm i think chiori c2 is gonna be realer in like ten minutes maybe

[zealous relic]

Man alive, It feels like everyones staring at me like i've commited a crime or something

[thorny egret]

how did I not get the pyro infusion on my skill

like you can't be serious

[zealous relic]

I believe this is what we call a skill issue

[viral cipher]

Krill issue

[thorny egret]

I expected you to say that

[thorny egret]

I didn't expect you to say that

[viral cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[viral cipher]

amber's constellation in the paimon shop is looking mighty tempting rn

[zealous relic]

Its not ningguang and xingqiu anymore???

[viral cipher]

it swaps every month

[zealous relic]

Stay strong for chiori

[thorny egret]

I want Xingqiu's for my C6 Xingqiu

does Faruzan ever run in the shop?

[zealous relic]

Oooooh right its not march anymore

[zealous relic]

I don't think so

I think only 1.0 characters do

[keen kayak]

They really should add new chars to the shop smh

[viral cipher]

c10 yunjin 🫠

[thorny egret]

yeah

[zealous relic]

Ngl the new Kazuha banner looks ugly

Empty

Like where the hell is heizou

[viral cipher]

KAZUHA WHO

go away you scheming goblin

[zealous relic]

Nah cause Kazuhas Been dodging my wishes ever since his first banner

[thorny egret]

I could pull for Xingqiu's C6

but I don't really want Kazuha or Neuvillette

[zealous relic]

Pull for kazuha

[thorny egret]

no

[zealous relic]

Don't question if i want him or not

[thorny egret]

I don't want him

[keen kayak]

Wait who are the 4*s?

[viral cipher]

as a sucrose enthusiast i cannot get kazuha

[zealous relic]

Pull first

[thorny egret]

Xingqiu, Xianyun and Barbara

[zealous relic]

Then Ask questions

[thorny egret]

I think

[viral cipher]

SIR YES SIR OORAH

[zealous relic]

Ah yes, xianyun. My favourite 4* character

[keen kayak]

Wait do u mean xinyan?

[thorny egret]

yes , mb

xinyan

[keen kayak]

Ok yeah xinyan and barbara i dont have their c6es

But either way i aint risking my guarantee..

[thorny egret]

I don't have any C6 4* characters

I've got Bennett's and Xingqiu's C5, and Faruzan's C4

[thorny egret]

yeah, me neither

saving for Arlecchino too?

[keen kayak]

Really?? Thats kinda impressive actually

[viral cipher]

I just got c3 faruzan actually

[thorny egret]

how?

[keen kayak]

I want furina

[viral cipher]

yay

[thorny egret]

oh, I have Furina

[cerulean adder]

Us bro us

[keen kayak]

Idk.. i couldve sworn i had one or two c6es by ar 55

[thorny egret]

yeah, I have 3 limited 5* characters

I'm almost ar 57 too

[zealous relic]

So a free wish, a free wish and 行こうよ!!!

[viral cipher]

I would trade my c1 hutao and my c2 tighnari and my c1 mona for four more chiori cons ><

[keen kayak]

I would take the tighnari cons.. i sometimes unironically use him👀

[thorny egret]

I sometimes use him, but I don't really have a team for him

[keen kayak]

Dont have any chioris to give tho😅

[thorny egret]

I want Keqing

[zealous relic]

I have C1 keqing, i would trade you one if i could

[thorny egret]

take him

[zealous relic]

I wonder what will ant do for april first this year

[zealous relic]

I hate him

[thorny egret]

wait, today's april first

I wonder if the new skins are released in LoL

[zealous relic]

Will gladly accept Heizou cons tho

[keen kayak]

Ngl a lot of times i pick chars to play based on their char demos.. tighnari, wriothesley.. if i wasnt f2p i wouldve built al haitham too

[tough oak]

omg guys look

[vocal galleon]

https://youtu.be/5_XK8SaAxjE?si=Mgep2Kt_tXGFUrNo

[vocal galleon]

april fools?

[viral cipher]

I already sent that earlier you can’t fool me with my own devious tricks

[keen kayak]

Oh god theyre encouraging pity builders

[thorny egret]

I can get Xingqiu's C6

[tough oak]

damn

Sup

[thorny egret]

WAIT, DID YOU FOOL ME?

[echo mason]

Hlw

[viral cipher]

get april'd, fool

[echo mason]

I need a help

[vocal galleon]

it’s april fools, trust no one, not even yourself

[thorny egret]

I just said that, Idk whether I'd pull or not for Xingqiu's C6, depends on the conditions too, but Idk

[echo mason]

How can I cross this

[thorny egret]

with Furina or a waverider

or Kaeya Ig

[tough oak]

Progress through the archon quest

[viral cipher]

finish the liyue archon quest or it’ll teleport you back

[thorny egret]

wait, nvm, it's closed off

[tough oak]

april fools!!

[echo mason]

But the thunder problem

[thorny egret]

until you do the quests, mb

[tough oak]

waddles away

[thorny egret]

it's time to start the abyss

[upbeat sedge]

happy april fools tavern!!

[tough oak]

new emotess

[thorny egret]

what about Furina ones

[lost umbra]

im still not over this

[idle sluice]

Take your time.

[mighty lynx]

Furiner

[tough oak]

Go submit one

[thorny egret]

I didn't make any

18k yelan burst

[viral cipher]

874

[tough oak]

Guys i fought thunder manifestatoion boss while taking many hits but no dmg thank to my zhongli shielf 💀 that boss cant even break it

[foggy lagoon]

[tough oak]

bow before the BlubberBeast queen

[foggy lagoon]

[tough oak]

Ffs have to fight annoying boss to ascend raiden

[foggy lagoon]

id rather fight bosses then book/tablet/scrolll grind

[keen kayak]

Not if they are the weekly bosses

[foggy lagoon]

nah weekly bosses ez

go clap clap

[keen kayak]

The issue isnt the difficulty but the drop rate

Dont get what you want? Go wait another week

[foggy lagoon]

or use solvents

[sinful kayak]

Since the oceanind theme is here

[keen kayak]

Ive literally prefarmed everything for furina but have only 6/12 weekly boss mats i will need

[foggy lagoon]

OI!

i take offense to this...

cuz im in it

[tough oak]

It's the truth

[foggy lagoon]

oi you go eat a baguette

[keen kayak]

Rhodeia is prolly the saltiest oceanid

[viral briar]

Hey chat

[foggy lagoon]

old meme

[tough oak]

I can't

It's ramadan

smh

[foggy lagoon]

fine sniff a baguette

[tough oak]

I-

[viral briar]

How abt this

[foggy lagoon]

good wrio mid

[valid oak]

o-oceanid ojou-sama?!

[keen kayak]

Nooo not wrio

[thorny egret]

If a character got downed on floor 11, can you revive them?

[viral cipher]

with c6 barbara you can

[thorny egret]

I mean, do I have to restart the whole floor?

[keen kayak]

Well.. theyll be available at f12 if thats what ur asking

[thorny egret]

Oh

I'll try it

[autumn pumice]

https://i.gyazo.com/c9ff36758e5dce3a2380d0cdf0061ff0.png

[keen kayak]

Koko main dps?

[autumn pumice]

nah she there to heal

my nahida is c2 so she the dps

[jolly yacht]

I need kazu boi

[viral briar]

https://tenor.com/view/narzissenkreuz-institute-narzissenkreuz-ordo-mary-ann-genshin-impact-ann-genshin-impact-oceanid-gif-4484350346827052683

[plucky folio]

So what's the gimick in this server for April fools

[thorny egret]

Your pfp

[foggy lagoon]

its a surprise obvi owob...

[viral briar]

Everyone is oceanid

[jolly yacht]

Huh

[unique pier]

gimmick, huh

[foggy lagoon]

[unique pier]

here's one take: primordial sea rises, all the tavern mod teams dissolve into water

[plucky folio]

[unique pier]

plunging the server into complete chaos, taken over by AI

[thorny egret]

would this revive a downed character

[unique pier]

and it's where the sovereign of AI over human started

[thorny egret]

ok, wrong team for this chamber

oops

[unique pier]

@vast knoll u think my plot gud?

[vast knoll]

yes, boss

[plucky folio]

Too real

[foggy lagoon]

lol

[plucky folio]

Holy shit sussy spotted

[jolly yacht]

Holding paimon hostage

[vast knoll]

and Sussy will have the high ground from then on!

[cerulean adder]

No joke i need those long legs

[foggy lagoon]

Sussy... blink thrice if you are in distress

[unique pier]

go back to distribute Mora to those checking in smhedgehog

[jolly yacht]

Sussy blink twice if your being threatened

[fickle horizon]

Wait what are these roles

[vast knoll]

Venge- Yes, boss

[thorny egret]

[foggy lagoon]

LOL

[dry escarp]

Where's coveting the shapes of the living

[jolly yacht]

I trespass that's true but am no fool!

[cerulean adder]

[fickle horizon]

Hello sussy paimon

[jolly yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[cerulean adder]

Sussy successfully ignored me

[vast knoll]

Sussy behavior detected, forwarding to @normal chasm

[plucky folio]

[cerulean adder]

[dry escarp]

[cerulean adder]

Bruhh

[vast knoll]

[dry escarp]

Paimon truly is sussy

[jolly yacht]

Sussyness

[fickle horizon]

Why did signora died from ligma?

[foggy lagoon]

What is a Fool? Knowing when to act clueless, like I do? Do you get It now? What is Elation? Me! I am Elation!

[mighty bear]

why should i kill apep

what char uses that boss

[vast knoll]

let Sussy have a nice April's fools will ya, since she cant be an Oceanid... or is she...

[plucky folio]

[mighty bear]

oh no its april fools

[plucky folio]

Imposter sussy is sus

[mighty bear]

im afraid if arlecchino is actually a lie

[foggy lagoon]

LOL

[vast knoll]

[jolly yacht]

...

[vast knoll]

TK jumpscare

[jolly yacht]

What are you

[summer marsh]

abusing sussy paimon power

[jolly yacht]

WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF

[jolly yacht]

...

I already know what's gonna happen there

[upbeat sedge]

😨

[mighty bear]

btw i think i should update my columbina saving

[vast knoll]

Oceanid is made from the first tear of the Hydro archon, that's what Sussy read from somewhere

[summer marsh]

what if she never comes out

[mighty bear]

i hate you

[jolly yacht]

What is sussy paimon made of then

[vast knoll]

delicious dishes!

and Mora u don't get

[plucky folio]

Sussy are you paimon or an entire new being

[mighty lynx]

The paimon is sentient which mod is this

[summer marsh]

like we didn’t even meet her yet

[jolly yacht]

HAHAHA EX HUSBAND

[vast knoll]

you mean Sussy's cousin?

[jolly yacht]

You have cousins?

[vast knoll]

she has appetit as much as Sussy! And totally not sus!

[cerulean adder]

In this way shall water deliver you punishment.

[mighty lynx]

I wish I could send my shitty edits

[plucky folio]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-impossible-out-of-hand-gif-16945967

[jolly yacht]

[vast knoll]

dont u make Sussy a sticker!

[mighty lynx]

Even the mod team

Damn

[plucky folio]

Tavern classic

[jolly yacht]

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[vast knoll]

Easy on bad words, @cerulean adder!

[mighty lynx]

If the whole tavern is against me I'm against the Tavern

[vast knoll]

[jolly yacht]

Majority wins get rek

[mighty bear]

apep is so easy

i did it with my lvl 50 chevruse

[cerulean adder]

[mighty lynx]

Nuh uu

[jolly yacht]

[mighty lynx]

Paimon is my restricted role an April fools?

[mighty bear]

im enchancing my dodging skill with yoimiya to 36 this abyss

[jolly yacht]

I mean I saw people solo apep with a level one character

[mighty bear]

i did it in chamber 1, 2 chambers left