#🍀flexers
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Lol lovely more of me love it
IM GONNA TELL MY MADE UP GIRLFRIEND ROSYYYY
Can't flex your ganyu E anymore
Shut up now my someone important it talking out a sock in it
????? english pls
engrish
I said shut up talk your crap after I finish you Lonely scum
stop pretending to be me lol there's only one 𝓢𝔭𝕌rⓒ𝒾𝓾Ŝ and you're clearly fake
Why so salty
like an xbox kid could finish me
engrish mf do you speak it
I mean thats not hard it only takes you a couple seconds right?
bro you literally dm your alt account to try flexing that you have a girlfriend
Gosh shut the hell up gosh lemme just leave for a sex
no i speak chuuni
sad Master Chief Noises
sex 
UNRIVALLED
as if you get sex buddy youre more of a virgin than anyone here 
The name is LORD ZERF
Suplex Nova
Super Nova
SUPRIOUS
I am unrivalled (𝓢𝔭𝕌rⓒ𝒾𝓾Ŝ) A malignant force that vanquishes all in it’s wake. I am the Beginning and the End a void of stillness. Tremble It’s changed to SUPLEX NOVA THE MOST POWERFUL THE MOST SUPREME RULER SUPLEX NOVA ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE THE WAKENING OF THE OF TRUE AMBITION SUPLEX NOVANOVA S U P L E X N O V A I am Nova everything works to me design
Nightcore shows my amazing ability to pick amazing music in physics sounds is a very important thing and as excellent sounds man I have the ability to choose the best tunes meaning that in terms of physics I’m doing man kind an amazing favour.
I use sound waves to like dolphins to detect toxicity
Lol tolerable exusseeeeee me I AM SUPPEX NOVAAAA
YESSSSSS THATS ME FEARRRRR ME PEOPLEEEEE FESRRRR MEEEEE
I don’t believe in maths it’s an illusion
I’ll take that title The LifeLess
Indeed I was born reach the top
Plus don’t even know what my birth is so could not even tell you myself HAHAHA
𝐒𝔭Ǘ𝕣¢𝐢Ữs : Get out you are worthless to me I’m not in your league anymore tremble you are powerless .TO DUST YOU RETURN.
Pathetic Humans.
I don’t go outside.
HORNEE?
nah C6 Xiao clout
The name is LORD ZERF
Suplex Nova
Super Nova
SUPRIOUS
I am unrivalled (𝓢𝔭𝕌rⓒ𝒾𝓾Ŝ) A malignant force that vanquishes all in it’s wake. I am the Beginning and the End a void of stillness. Tremble It’s changed to SUPLEX NOVA THE MOST POWERFUL THE MOST SUPREME RULER SUPLEX NOVA ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE THE WAKENING OF THE OF TRUE AMBITION SUPLEX NOVANOVA S U P L E X N O V A I am Nova everything works to me design
Nightcore shows my amazing ability to pick amazing music in physics sounds is a very important thing and as excellent sounds man I have the ability to choose the best tunes meaning that in terms of physics I’m doing man kind an amazing favour.
I use sound waves to like dolphins to detect toxicity
Lol tolerable exusseeeeee me I AM SUPPEX NOVAAAA
YESSSSSS THATS ME FEARRRRR ME PEOPLEEEEE FESRRRR MEEEEE
I don’t believe in maths it’s an illusion
I’ll take that title The LifeLess
Indeed I was born reach the top
Plus don’t even know what my birth is so could not even tell you myself HAHAHA
𝐒𝔭Ǘ𝕣¢𝐢Ữs : Get out you are worthless to me I’m not in your league anymore tremble you are powerless .TO DUST YOU RETURN.
Pathetic Humans.
I don’t go outside.
@static stirrup
did he leave lmao
Wtfff
MF LEFT HAHAHA
Qixing Mods lookin' in here be like 👁️ 👄 👁️
YES HE DID
he joins back like all the time 
Cough I’m the one who’s doing 127761800k on ganyu e but go on lol do as you please
2billion screenshot next week just wait
u haven finished ur ganyu?
Why are you all named like this nightmare 
identity theft is funny
bullying the terrorist of this server
not a terrorist if they weren't threatening to begin with
Dude left the server thats crazy
klee on the other hand, puts the terror in terorrist
should i keep my name as this clown 
I say change it back.
If he comes back sure
Wait 1-2 days and he'll join back
ofc we don't even talk in this server unless he shows up
your pfp makes it harder to read you
hours*
hahahahahahahahhahaha


lmfao the pfp
The name is LORD ZERF
Suplex Nova
Super Nova
SUPRIOUS
I am unrivalled (𝓢𝔭𝕌rⓒ𝒾𝓾Ŝ) A malignant force that vanquishes all in it’s wake. I am the Beginning and the End a void of stillness. Tremble It’s changed to SUPLEX NOVA THE MOST POWERFUL THE MOST SUPREME RULER SUPLEX NOVA ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE THE WAKENING OF THE OF TRUE AMBITION SUPLEX NOVANOVA S U P L E X N O V A I am Nova everything works to me design
Nightcore shows my amazing ability to pick amazing music in physics sounds is a very important thing and as excellent sounds man I have the ability to choose the best tunes meaning that in terms of physics I’m doing man kind an amazing favour.
I use sound waves to like dolphins to detect toxicity
Lol tolerable exusseeeeee me I AM SUPPEX NOVAAAA
YESSSSSS THATS ME FEARRRRR ME PEOPLEEEEE FESRRRR MEEEEE
I don’t believe in maths it’s an illusion
I’ll take that title The LifeLess
Indeed I was born reach the top
Plus don’t even know what my birth is so could not even tell you myself HAHAHA
𝐒𝔭Ǘ𝕣¢𝐢Ữs : Get out you are worthless to me I’m not in your league anymore tremble you are powerless .TO DUST YOU RETURN.
Pathetic Humans.
I don’t go outside.
lol
Not to flex but..
wow
hot
nice
could've gotten a c6 xiao instead
who are u guys?
banana
they're bullies bullying the bully
adopted child , clown , The name is LORD ZERF
Suplex Nova
Super Nova
SUPRIOUS
I am unrivalled (𝓢𝔭𝕌rⓒ𝒾𝓾Ŝ) A malignant force that vanquishes all in it’s wake. I am the Beginning and the End a void of stillness. Tremble It’s changed to SUPLEX NOVA THE MOST POWERFUL THE MOST SUPREME RULER SUPLEX NOVA ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE THE WAKENING OF THE OF TRUE AMBITION SUPLEX NOVANOVA S U P L E X N O V A I am Nova everything works to me design
Nightcore shows my amazing ability to pick amazing music in physics sounds is a very important thing and as excellent sounds man I have the ability to choose the best tunes meaning that in terms of physics I’m doing man kind an amazing favour.
I use sound waves to like dolphins to detect toxicity
Lol tolerable exusseeeeee me I AM SUPPEX NOVAAAA
YESSSSSS THATS ME FEARRRRR ME PEOPLEEEEE FESRRRR MEEEEE
I don’t believe in maths it’s an illusion
I’ll take that title The LifeLess
Indeed I was born reach the top
Plus don’t even know what my birth is so could not even tell you myself HAHAHA
𝐒𝔭Ǘ𝕣¢𝐢Ữs : Get out you are worthless to me I’m not in your league anymore tremble you are powerless .TO DUST YOU RETURN.
Pathetic Humans.
I don’t go outside.
the mocking clown crew, who else?
oh i see ur the guys who notify jeb when he enters the server again
no, we're the bully group, jeb included
he's back poggies ?
lel
15 mins record time
oh SHEEEESH
erase hours it was minutes
he blocked me
ofc
Yall are too funny
I loVE THe ATtenTiON guYS keEP It up
Blocks everyone
imagine he block someone but he clicks on blocked messages
he does that
@static stirrup welcome back

you just see 3 spurcius react to that thing
This is for talking about sex
bonk breathing 7th form: senbonzakura kageyoshi
aight I'm dipping ping me when he shows up
Lmao
mans lasted less than 15 minutes. 6 minutes warm up 3minutes action and 6 minutes afterglow.
pillow talk be like: you feel that C6 xiao hngh
man doing mafs
cant wait to get my c6 r5 yae miko with my mommas money

I honestly liked The Paimon Vex
4 spurcius woo
xiao
No
You sure?
My atk is cope af
Yea. It looks
to me.
Im testing em sands here
How did you get the stats
Beat my diona and you're good
Running this with em sands
What are you feeding her?
I can't get more okay :(
My stats could be better but it is what it is
Without food buffs she did 155k i think
Maybe i can get better stats in the future who knows
I use special letters
I listen 
I can try to find them, I copy pasted them back then ;-;
Holy shit
I'll never let a diona beat my ganyu damage tho
Note to self. Remember to use food
holy celestial hell, is that DPS KAZUHA?
Yes

finally got her
Well... just, congratulations... what is there to say. xd @runic fractal
Its time to hear Cloud Retainer stories..
Damn, its a bit hilarious. Cloud Retainer is really like a mother to xiao, ganyu and Shenhe, huh ? XD
A biiit toooo old mother though. imao
retains every cute kid she sees
well, she didn't retain mc... :D Oh, I know a good idea for fanfic
with deaged aether 
Yes.
uhhh
we all know that out of the question
tho its fun
Wdym? Mommy cloud retainer is not out of the question. Especially if Zhongli would be fussing daddy imao
Or did you think about certain something else?

... wth with your atk
Food buffs char buffs?
Thats a good question imao
only talent 9 burst and lvl 9 on gorou E
lol
with bennet, 48% book and 25% double pyro buff probably possible. But then its false flex
oh, and there is tenacity 20% buff tho
can i use beeny at c0?
you wouldnt be getting 5k atk from 3.5k def 
A lie 100%. There is food buff and bennet at least.
i have more def and crowned Q and i dont get that
Is that even possible?
its probably bennett sara ttds 
well, though, it is possibly with full Godly artifact set but you have to live in game and spend thousands $ for primogems that used for resin
kinda weak atk tbh
probably bennet, sara and 48% book

it's bennett gorou zhongli
Oh? How come it was just gorou and "talent" before? 
never said it was only gorou?
just pointed out that there is room to grow?
Yeah, you certainly didn't say that
reading comprehension is hard i guess, and why is everyone malding
Its not about reading comprehension, its about writing
malding because we called out your cap? you literally said, and i quote, "only" 

though, try to do 15k. I just wonder if that possible (double pyro and 48% book) 👀
would be kinda.... overkill.

Oi this is flex chat. '
It's for flexing things
there are no rules on how things must be flexed
no fighting. It's my day off
nah i dont got whale shit to minmax stats up to that much
there is rule about respect... and lie to face is kinda not about respect, especially like this ^
but whatever you say xd @glad spire sorry
Good
They said their gorou talents were only level 9. Not that they only used gorou
Do not start unnecessary arguments.
Flexers has become an actual flexing chat damn 
Eh... but if you read it carefully, he said only talent 9 burst and gorou e. He didn't say about other characters, so... yeah. If he said talent burst 9, gorou e and bennet with zhongli tenacity, then it would be just about right. But yeah, I suppose we did a bit off topic
grammar mistakes exist, next time please ask them to elaborate before causing an argument
my entertainment 
Anyway everyone may continue flexing now. Let's move on please and keep crazy numbers going

whats a crazy number
the number on my credit card is a crazy number
i actually havent spent money on anything but jeans outfit and it was all to piss off a friend cause theyre a jean simp 
Is there anyone flexing selling their house over genshin? 
you need to spend? kinda cringe tbh
ill sell my teapot for 10 primos
bruh me when
LMAO ultimate flex. Do you have jean?
i do and c1, hoping for c2 for my yoimiya 
Wels do be getting luck++ after top up
I beg to differ. I had to hit near hard pity 3 times on itto's banner to get his weapon. 
and i hit soft pity 0/2 to get redhorn for noelle
Ganyu banner was nice to me 20 pulls ganyu+ mona
mhy loves me with weapon banners but hate me on character banner
I refuse to spend on weapon banner again. 
... "loves me" sounded kinda... erm :D I actually got Thunder pulse though, so it is worth enough to spend but don't except much @glad spire
Hope yae doesn't disappoint coz she is underwhelming and boring to play now
nono, continue.
ive won all my weapon banner 50/50s at 0/2 so far.
... god damn. Thats a real flex. I won only 1 out of 4
Nah I refuse to pull on it again unless it's got 2 weapons I want
I ended up stuck with 2 skyward harps

give pls
They sit there mocking me
wanted skyward harp got redhorn instead 

actually, lying on sofa... :D
huh?? I put them on Childe and ganyu 
imagine not having polar star and amos
I only own 4 5* weapons and 2 of them are those stupid bows 
god damn. I got Keqhilde.
And my pulse is without owner still
I tried to fail 50/50 on childe banner (tho I didn't mind if I got him) and got c1 childe 
if we had trade, I would gift it... yeah. Don't really use her :/
ill give you my level 1 neglected childe for ur keqing
ngl I've never once used him tho
damn xd
i have his BiS and still havent built childe lmao
I want childe to finish my Aether's harem

Cursed
both are... but when I imagine Child Morax, its just cute imao
2:1 best ratio?
just skip to 38s but finally ar 57 :) https://streamable.com/sek79n
just a random team for friendship exp
Omg 😵💫
Give Tone-Deaf bard his feather back!
don't know how much of a flex this is but ohwell
Melt ganyu is very pleased 
My friend who literally never plays Genshin so I helped them wish-
Now I wanna steal their acc
UPDATE! i made more food
AR29 flex
Beautiful, 10/10.
Now make this
Why'd you need food when you can survive without it 
I say you have skill issues

I never use food
Then why make it 
Battle pass
Y'know that kinda does make sense
Ohhhh
Thats funni, I make food for BP too, cook 20 dishes 
Since I have unlimited ingredients I just make 99 and get some bonus from jean
With an inventory like this
Ill just keep my questions to myself
Aaaand ganyu came home as well lmfao
I love my 50/50 luck
Aaand there is qiqi from the acquaint fate fron ganyu's first ascension lol
ayo send me your bird hunting route
hand over the acc/j/nsrs
I don't really have a routine I just roam around and remember where the birds are
That is so fake
Prove it that you arent running food nor are you in a crit domain, also show that you arent running rainbow set
lol
that atk is hella high too, that's literally just impossible unless he's got like polar star stacks
and even then the crit damage is too high for him to be running a crit rate wep
still technically possible but only with weapon passives active i think
Its clearly inflated stats and not clean
probably
if i had ganyu and polar star i might be able to hit that ratio with my artifacts when stacks are up
Trash
as long as i know its not does not matter what you say
Unless you have video evidence whatever you post is fake
my ayaka build but imagine it's ganyu and i have polar star
Dafuq
alrighty lets do it your way one second
Great series for me oO'
Nah I never do this, only when you're here I pull out the hacks
lol dont worry give me a second
Show ur amber build
This is what one needs to do artifact details.
This way you can't cheat it.
I'm just memeing before
HOW TF U GET 300 CRIT DMG I STRUGGLE TO GET 200
Its fake
the funny thing is that the ganyu build is still trash cuz his EM is like 30 lmao
Im stuck at 142 for xiangling 😳🙏🏼
does that matter when u have a lot of crit dmg
i meant the other guy
Its 4 wanderers troop why would I need extra em?
yes, diminishing returns is a thing
i didn't mean it towards you i meant the other guy
i know you're just memeing
cosmic you rolling for dendro archon
Ah my bad
idk if her or ayato… im weak to pretty faces
Why not both.
my luck trash and i have guaranteed so NOT RISKING LOSING MY NINTH 50/50
I need all archons just for collection sake
good lets see who has the best dendro archon
On my first 50/50 i got Diluc
I was struggling to find it tbh
Basic just....ganyu artifacts + harp
this is almost my childe build
also which domain did oyu use for your keqing
omg so cool, i want to build amber but i have no mora and no books ISIDKOFF
it's scarily close 💀 to substats too
I only built her for the memes....legit forced to be amber main.
I got c6 amber before getting c0 sucrose
Skyward harp is so nice, 64 CV and 674 base
Makes shit look inflated its why I show artifacts
Lvl8 talent i think lol💀
Still less than my ganyu on reverse melt

can u do this with ur trash ass ganyu tho 
Thats on ELEMENTAL SKILL
Soft
obviously fake dude rainbow set+ food buffs + every single possible character buffs nothing he post is real 
lmfao
🤦♂️
ain't got balls to post real stat

Hold up im having trouble which one is which
he said give him a second to post with food buffs but he still hasn't come back
@static stirrup ayo come back and put respect on your name
Would you rather get 1-2 perfect artifacts every month or decent artifacts through out month
maybe he's have trouble cooking the food man
let him have him time farming to cook food
He didn't even use Kazuha and ITS probably just critchance food. Also, who cares. Good damage anyway.
Gotta fetch the crabs
you called nah trying to find the domain oyu sued to get 100 cd
Listen man if you wanna play hacked builds I got it
Perfect ones. 100,% 
You havent been here long enough to see the stuff he posts lol
we're talking about different people btw
ok where is your 1.5mill eula and 100k xiao plunge without food and in floor 12 of abyss

Whichever you want.
Ganyu E?
Eula Q?
Inflated stats?
I'll show you up on all
cause thats how it long it took me to just get 1 of those flowers, the rest of the month is just pure garbage not even a decent piece

aye guys hows my baals stat 37 em 900 def 20k hp so she can heal
Like you cant make this shit up xD
its keqing tho
guys wanna see my raidens stats?
i dunno bro you might feel dead inside every single day for like 29 days straight getting pure garbo
pre farming for raiden rerun how my stats looking?
oh wait this is your best character
Yesterday I rolled 100+ decent pieces. Not even single one ended up with more than 35 cv. And mit a single one was an upgrade for any character. At least I have plenty of artifact exp now. :(
20k hp + 900 def + 37 em pogo
Melt ganyu as of today
photoshopped
LMAO
no it's 100% real im telling you
Still not done
alright guys here are my ganyu stats how we lookin
show arties
At least you arent making up shit like this mf
no.
wrong screenshot guys, heres the real one
Omg account sharing, ban plz
Is mine good enough to be stolen?

wait u cant account share?
Someone should with spurcious
If so im fucked
someone steal my ayaka built
nah it's from LORD ZERF SUPLEX NOVA SUPER NOVA I USE SOUND WAVES LIKE DOLPHIN I DON'T BELIEVE IN MATH ITS A ILLUSION (can use the long ass introduction of he's cuz I was warned)
if anything you just stole my stats tbh 
Yes sir
We are allll gay 🥳
nah i see streamers with decent following play on viewers accs
oh my god it's artifacts, actual artifacts gasp
Bro we're fine lmao I'm joking
no get outta here
You were right, this guy actually joined after some hours 
weirdo
Lets see you stream abyss for us
no ER trolldespair
Yea who's that dude
yeah he joins when im not here then leaves once i enter chat cuz hes shit scared of me for some reason
dududududu
Thanks
bruh
cant man he don't have a pc potato phone + his mom gonna scold him soon

can't even beat abyss 
No "Rosy" is gonna git him some good good
@scarlet zenith holy fuck that pfp
his alt...?
dat kinda sus bru
iykyk
How many people in this spurcious cult now
This is what happens when a F2P tries to nuke with their dollar store c0 raiden
"Abyss isn't important, I don't even do it"
aye guys hows your abyss run , I just beat my abyss
Can't even imagine how that's possible.
i got my first 36 star with only 1 unit
Skill issue
Harbinger ayaka flex
yeah my teams were
first half - c6 xiao
second half -
Nah just clear abyss without any chars
ATK%
yeah my teams were
first half - c6 xiao
second half - c4 eula
_ _
It’s the crit ratio bro
but otherwise yea I could only hit 23k with this build
alright say less
atk% and ER unironically more important than crit stats 90% of the time
thats hu tao not ayaka dumbass
for ayaka at least
💀
Shim set 🤦♂️
lame once I finish my hutao I can get 40 cdmg this is only the start
Don't try to flex when the big boy is here
Lame thats not 70/400
wait where's my anime gif
ya'll aren't supposed to show artis 
big boy spurcius
Is that weird kid with his mothers credit card reference
ill find out how you got that 100 crit damage one way or another its not sara bc her c6 does not register but for now its getting late
who's the big boy
wait I'm not supposed to share arti
imagine flexing in the flexing channel 🛌

Not me
you cant do math you wouldnt figure it out either way
Getting late

he got it with real stats and skill you just have skill issue
artis too godly for mortal eyes apparently
We ain't worthy
flexes shitty luck cutely
i dunno bein' a clown aparently is like bein' loud
nono guys i cant share my ss because my printscreen button doesnt work and im not downloading dicord on my pc cause i may am have get virus 💪
We are not worthy of being as good as spurcious
Jesus. Show weapon Banner.
I need my anime gif to be the LORD ZERF SUPLEX NOVA SUPER NOVA I USE SOUND WAVES LIKE DOLPHIN I DON'T BELIEVE IN MATH ITS A ILLUSION

Cue @fallen roost for the copypasta
not mine, but prolly worst luck i've seen
*beats pity 3 times im a row.
You got keqing at 82.
Needed to balance what you got before
Ok i had my fun imma go now
SKYWARD BLADE
i use sound waves like dolphins to detect toxicity 🐬
The name is LORD ZERF
Suplex Nova
Super Nova
SUPRIOUS
I am unrivalled (𝓢𝔭𝕌rⓒ𝒾𝓾Ŝ) A malignant force that vanquishes all in it’s wake. I am the Beginning and the End a void of stillness. Tremble It’s changed to SUPLEX NOVA THE MOST POWERFUL THE MOST SUPREME RULER SUPLEX NOVA ABLE TO TRANSCEND TIME AND SPACE THE WAKENING OF THE OF TRUE AMBITION SUPLEX NOVANOVA S U P L E X N O V A I am Nova everything works to me design
Nightcore shows my amazing ability to pick amazing music in physics sounds is a very important thing and as excellent sounds man I have the ability to choose the best tunes meaning that in terms of physics I’m doing man kind an amazing favour.
I use sound waves to like dolphins to detect toxicity
Lol tolerable exusseeeeee me I AM SUPPEX NOVAAAA
YESSSSSS THATS ME FEARRRRR ME PEOPLEEEEE FESRRRR MEEEEE
I don’t believe in maths it’s an illusion
I’ll take that title The LifeLess
Indeed I was born reach the top
Plus don’t even know what my birth is so could not even tell you myself HAHAHA
𝐒𝔭Ǘ𝕣¢𝐢Ữs : Get out you are worthless to me I’m not in your league anymore tremble you are powerless .TO DUST YOU RETURN.
Pathetic Humans.
I don’t go outside.
actually got lucky here
I was warned for spamming this lol

ok mr special needs]
WDYM BALANCE I GOT HARD PITY LIKE 5 TIMES
Thats 100% fake lol
Looks like someone escaped from the short bus
why do you say that?
You can enter that in manually
you are guaranteed on banner weapons every other 5*
Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be.
wanna see balance?
Maaaan, 1 pull before softpity... That happened to me so often, you wouldn't believe it. Not actually hitting soft pitty, but spending almost the same amount of wished anyway. 
it was elegy/skyward banner before epitomized path
_ _
i like this, this is nice
I will say though, if that's the first elegy banner, i believe it. damn banner is where i got 4 out of 5 refines for my skyward blade trying to get it. Pre-Epitomized Path banners be cray AND I STILL DON'T HAVE AN ELEGY
Yall summon on weapon banner pre epit path?
Feeling jealous.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
why can't fate points carry over to other banners
it would be way better and I'd actually wish on WB
Why the fuck would you keep pulling just for r5 elergy
mihoyo hates us basically
aye guys
because some people want r5 idk
i've pulled on all 3 skyward harp banners and i still didn't get it till afterwards on standard
thats the real question
Yikes

I did for Homa... Got it on the second. Epitomized path made me go all the way to 3 everytime. 
downy is typing lesgooooo
Why are you guys leaving thr spurcious cult
could it be c6 hu tao no thats 100 crit rate
Damn sorry to hear that friend
Man ya'll can hear the plastic gears turning in his head
🤡
why are there 3 spurcius
could be that youre just a downy
the original one is such a clown lmfao
mf probably wonders why he doesnt get his extra dashes when fighting a boss with c6 xiao
@fallen roost waiting for you to rejoin the cult
someone send the copy paste of his name
tsk its got to be a past event
im on mobile
there it is 
@daring mural ®💧 𝐒𝔭Ǘ𝕣¢𝐢Ữs 💎#0926
tsk trying to get more crit 
@static stirrup
𝐒Ǘs
done
SHEEESH@daring mural
NAUR
Suplex nova modcheck

you were a failed past event
Jeb hurry up
now who's who 
bet
determine with their pfps
this is funny indeed perhaps you think getting your friends will change anything the fact remains when oyur alone your like a mouse that has no words
use like spurcius and something at the ba like the clown the downbad or smth bad
english pls??? i dont speak mentally ill
im alone? you date your alt account LMFAOOOOOOOOO
cmon grandpa lets get you back to bed
this is starting to get interesting
Your analogies get worse and worse over time as you begin to realize that the only one alone here is you.
use "the non math believer" 
wait no use "the snack shuttle" 
I don't go outside, use sound waves like dolphin, math is a illusion
hiding hiding behide your little fan club of 5 people
got u
you literally date your alt account you downy
yes i am your fan
LMFAO
What?
LMAO
anyways we move i think you got it in an event
IAJDKFK GO
@worthy mortar your name
i got your mom in an event
rosy is my girlfriend (totally not my alt acc)
totally
guys i go outside (no i dont)
humans are interesting indeed im intrested how long this goes on for but for now ill take a nap
👀
i grow grass inside my fucking house bro i dont need to go outside to touch grass
so lame once I finish my keqing it will have 400 cdmg
Lame
same bro wanna see my stats?
Who is spurcius? A youtuber?
wanna rp ill pretend to be ur alt rosy
a clown
@worthy mortar you gotta join the club
your mom doesnt take naps nowadays, keeping her up too often sorry bro
aye guys
please be isekaid by truck kun while youre at it
yes yes get yout little group together lol wont change a thing
atleast i dont date my alt account 
you have no father
Ah yes a new cult
@nova summit
wont change that you're a twat? gee i wonder why
Jeezzz can u guys shut up and leave my boyfriend alone I'm trying to pick flower on his account
@scarlet zenith omg im a big fan wanna rp in dms and pretend we have something
no cuz this is some next level flexin' LMAO
right this is getting long night see ya tomorrow lol
cya brat 
goodnight babe
nooo dont leave we haven't rp'd yet in dms
@nova summit
r u still walking home from store
Im good
want some e-segs?
🚮
please dont come back i beg of you to be isekaid
truck kun noises intensify

even the man god said no
send memes for my stock
truck literally did a u turn when encountering him

tskkkk my boyfriend is crying in his bed now can y'all stop
this is spurcius whenever he adds new special symbols to his name
NAURRRR
Holy the roasting is insane
I just follow the mob 🤷♂️
Yall are on point
especially when it comes to bullying clowns, thats when we come together and work the best
the cult appeared out of nowhere
I was here the whole time and still baffled
Unlike the OG's builds
imagine needing cons to build to "good" and not "cracked" stats
dont even know who you are and youre already based as fuck
:ba s e d a e e d cha ad:
KAKKFKGKF PLS tyty
join the bandwagon = based
Dude said he would rather just top up the money he lost from abyss

Sheesh. Just entered a based chat
welcome to the spurcius cult
"Abyss isn't worth my time I don't even do it."
Holy fuck reading his name gives me a headache
How the fuck can you even enjoy those fonts
his gifs give me laughs and cringe. Like, its so easy to find his gifs. I found like 80% of his gifs by just typing "anime loli" into the gif search 

Whale SCARED of floor 12
he only whales for emo kid xiao
C6 Xiao scared of floor 12
sus
+cryo resonance too...
add in rosaria
Show artifacts /s
/srs
U r now an expert at being supernova
i always have been, clown's personalities aren't that special and easy to copy.
need to use shit like tsk jeez gosh
Thats something to be proud? of
gosh du e my gangu wil be the best like jeez jone of you gyus compar e
no it isnt but, hey, free laughs
lemme show u how were not on the same level jeezz
Jk
ive never had ganyu, wanted her, now skipping her
BUT HEY wanna see my level 1 ganyu do a lot of damage?

💪
Dang. That’s amazing Spurcius kun
Crit ratio gang lessgooo
YOOOO I JUST GOT ZHONGLI
mans was so excited he took 4 screenshots and captured a 1* character
259 
you've seen 1:2 ratios and 1:1 ratios but you've never seen a 2:1 ratio
oh no another spurcious
theres a bunch
one is bad enough
scroll up lmao
cursed

Hes bad sadly
Happy Lumine
like ur mom

2:1 ganggg
unlike me and that guy’s mom
wtf why😂
i think xinqiu likes u
Lmao nice
LISTEN- /lh
I took way more than just four 💕
understandable
This is like my second time whaling for a char
The last time being childe BJCJDJFJ
Good choices 😌
So excited to build him and have him on my team
I now officially have all the tall men in genshin
Be intimidated
Now to save until the next one is released
@rugged stream can u send the artifacts u have on the hutao
a husbando specialist like me
Flex
I have ayaka fully built maxed and tripple crowned
No one else matters any more. Wishes mean nothing
Any of y’all have seen this type of name card
Haven't seen that name card before
pretty sure its like connected to some razer package or whatever other company they collabed with
Where do you get this?
yep, from razer
It’s from razor mouse
The one for memes
Nice
For realll


Bro this shit too funny




I flexed this in another server and someone actually tried to 1 up me
Somehow 35* abyss aft switching characters so many times
my luck with artifacts is just too much
Bad tbh
Shes bad sadly
No
Can’t relate
get one upped
Ok ill one up that whenever i get on
Get one upped
Barbara is better than ganyu
barbara best dps
Best cryo dps
best physical dps
Her bubble do be doing 24k phys damage your not wrong
Do it floor 7
Should I sacrifice som cr for atk? 
Do what
I have no 1-2
Star weapons😠
How much atk
yea
imo 70-75 cr is enough
I have no good atk circlet 
That’s too little crit rate
don’t use an atk circlet just use different artifact substats
I- I atleast got more atk 
That’s too little crit rate… lisa will never crit that way
The lower the base atk the lower value atk circlet has
The only good catalyst weapon I have is the Lost prayers
, I'm waiting for a catalyst weapon in the weapon banner just for lisa

AYO Xaio? Where you looking?
(⌐■-■)
xiao’s posture omg
Man
is there some off field hydro infuser im not aware of
Which website shows the pity like this ?
Well i kinda meant the character
paimon.moe
Thnx
@tame swift Yo, what is your Eula's crit ratio? Are you sure that I don't need lots of crit damage?
If you want to flex damage then go crit damage ti crit fish that one hit but apart from that c6 eula pretty much one shots everything in qbyss so having higher crit rate saves you more time
So what is the desired number? 60/180? 70/140?
I think 140 is a too low of a drop, ive seen ppl with 80/160, but ideally 60 should work if you run with another cryo. If you run with raiden however then Id go with 70
As much crit damage as possible as well
I was thinking 60 with Rosaria, but can't neglect atk neither. Higher crit but low atk seems not good neither.
Gotta grind again 
I just hate it q lot when burst doesnt crit I prefer crit rate over 200+ crit damage
Her burst one shots pretty much everything anyways
Yea it's sad to see the number shrink down to 400k instead of 1 million
True her burst can pretty much one shot everything, I will just try to get more crit rate to 60, I hate that domain so much
Its called pain flame for a reason
80/160, with Pines? Or with SS?
What is your atk?
Imagine being lucky
Bruh
Rank 5 pine though
Same r5 here too, but 2.6k, that's enormous for Pines, even r5.
Maybe lower I did change an artifact that had 20% atk
My new stat rn for her atm, don't know if it's good or just aight.
I gotta check qgain been playing way too much xiao these days
Think my Eula is at like 55/200. Somewhere around there. With cryo res and other stuff, should be fine.
With cryo res?
No, that's just normal stat.
Oh you mean with cryp res itll be at 70 and thats fine
From what I hear you want to make sure you find ways to bump that crit rate a bit higher to ensure that your burst crits consistently
it would suck to build your burst for it to not crit 
Yeah, I have two builds, one with like 70 crit rate and the other with 55. Depends on how I'm feeling that day.
Yes thats the way to go since the burst does way too much anyways (if shes c6)
I know, Rosaria does share crit as well, which I'm also trying to pump her crit rate more. I'm just not sure if that atk is enough, it's so damn hard to get perfect stats.
My team is, Eula c6, raiden c6, kazuha c2, qnd sara c6
Kazuha?
kazuha make raiden go brrr
Yep
And grouping enemies would be nice.
Yea I know that, but for Eula?
My Eula would hit 1M if I just had c3. C6 would make her hit for around 2M if I gacha the max stacks 
1m with c3 is difficult
It would be a full nuke build with food, but still open world.
I mean nothing is impossible xd
I cap out at around 800k rn.
Eula caps. If not c6 she just caps
Oh true, 30% atk buffs, I forgot that 
Still, I rather have Eula with Lisa, it's just so satisfying, Zhongli to shield and Rosaria for cryo res and physical shred. Zhong can shred physical too as well
I mean sure thats more eula focused
That's almost a nuke comp.
It is a nuke comp XD
Sometime I don't even bother building stacks, just burst, 3 hits, hold E and swap to kill them faster. 
The timings are tight, but shenhe provides a bigger buff than c6 rosaria in terms of pure dmg.
Thats the eula sickness
Cryo res works with eula comp?
Dont u run electro? For super conduct?
So if the electro element is on the enemy as ur ult nukes dont u lose the 15 crit rate?
I mean, she's already a cryo, slapping another cryo in as Rosaria, Shenhe or Diona would not hurt and just make her comp be better.
Battery, resonance, cryo supremacy 
She does need battery, imo.
Yeah, I normally run shenhe with eula since I have c1 shenhe. It's still kinda scuffed, but it's fine. I clear abyss without any trouble, and that's all that I really care about.
I guess I will stick with 57/201 and 2.3k atk for now, until I can get more atk and cr to 60-65
Cryo resonance gets triggered
It helps out but its not a reliable source for eulas crit rate, roasrias crit passive is a better source
I like Benny in there too but man his c6 kinda ruins it 
Agreed, her c6 is also made for Eula too
I let a new player/ my friend on one of my alts today cause he wanted to try ganyu. He c6d my bennet and messaged me that I had forgotten to upgrade the constellation.....
He is SLEEEEPING
I would cry and laugh.
Its fine its not the end of the world I do have Godly crimson pieces on this acc sooooo I guess Ill make everyone pyro dps
Yea that pyro cup you have, jesus, I want one
The flower is even better yikes
I have never had outstanding pieces, maybe just 1 


Welcome alive ren LMAO
We are muted buddies now
Is that the friend who c6d your Benny?
which is funny bc when I was lurking when we were muted some1 sent a Jackobox challenge pic 💀
No no haha we got muted for a day for supposedly leaking yae orso

Just for a day??? I got banned on my main just for posting a pic of Raiden Ei back then 
LMAOOO
I mean honestly we didnt really say something directly, people were showing off their farmed artifacts for yae and we were just replying, implying nothing much. The people who had farmer the artifacts already knew of the leaks but never really get punished guess its w.e

I'd deck him tbh
Guess I own a c6 bennet now, thats a flex right
at least u don't got that stupid notif....??
My iPad broke and I had to play on pc so it took me a half hour to beat Childe- but ignore that, triple crowned xiao!!!
how it take u a half hour to kill childe on pc
Welcome to the triple c xiao club
:) Guarantee ayaka/yae miko
(F2P Btw)
I’m used to ps4/mobile controls on genshin, and am a veteran Minecraft player so the sprint/attack buttons were reversed
It was an experience
just be a pro gamer and know all platforms 
Today’s my first day on pc too so I will be after a while 


WHen you want HP stats for Zhong and the game gives you DEF 

why is it so difficult to tell VV crit dmg hat
xiaos is all flat and I've been trying to replace it on and off since 1.3 and I still haven't got one
Lmao, that's so copium
I've been trying to get beter ER sand for Raiden, been 3 months, still using same piece first time got it.

Bruh….
Double bruh wtf i cant even draw her once
I need some copium after even daring to come here

do not pull for ganyu yall she can NOT 1 phase the dvalin
No im pulling for ganyu.
another catalyst to add to my collection 😍 🤪
Is this your first time beating Storm terror
cant event r2 my goddamn crescent
no why
i think all weekly bosses might drop billets rite
dunno im still newish to the game
cries
You're maining beidou? You're heading in the right direction 
beidou is milf that hits like a truck so win win in my book
i love the fact that i can never talk here 
Also its the only good character i have rn
Man her laugh is just


ayo xiangling xq pog too tho
i strictly use males as ice bridgers or to mine shit for me
hm 
Unless its diluc or zhongli 
u have lisa use her
i recommend climbing with her bc she decreases climbing stamina consumption
also makes time feel slower too.
never really run into stam problems climbing but ok thanks for the tip

so broken omfg

LMFAO
Oh man thats great
HELP IDK WHY I DID THAT
Cause it funny
Show new players your funny sword
✨I'm so rich 😎✨ (😭😭😭😭)
Congratulations you’ll draw like 10 3 star weapons?
good luck :p
I started using some of mine to try out different things. Like the Whiteblind on Noelle vs other five star weapons. Then prototype amber cuz healer Mona 
give me 1 of those bows lemme make my prototype crescent r5
Yo guys look at my luck i pulled ganyu 
YEAHHH BEIDOU SUPREMACY
YEAHHH
i got beidou at like ar 25 and she’s been my main ever since
But ganyu better tho
I got her at like AR16 iirc
my bad my bad mr f2p
I am f2p except ganyu exists so 
I’ve been f2p for over 24 hours now. Poggers
Idk
Its tempting to grind it out but
i dont know when the next ganyu pull is an its hurting me
She is the best waifu and everything is good

U are the biggest f2p here
They don’t believe it
True like anyone can have a c6 eventually

Hmm that’s strange I did too.

There can be two ykyk
Forced to pay born to whale
But-but-

I think im forced to refresh once after i hit ar 60
But im too addicted to artifacts
I am a tryhard at farming artifacts for no reason and chasing an artifact ill never get
I have plenty of atk rolls I actually need crit subs
That defense roll that flower is almost kinda like mine if its on raiden
Mine is 10/14 with 12% er
I got this one few days ago for my hu Tao and is on piece shimenawa now I have 5 piece shimenawa on hu Tao lol don’t know what to change
Shime🤢
Like this one ?
Oof
So u cant ult with hutao on shime?
My hu Tao is on cope with 2 tenacity and 2 crimson. She’s okay. I refuse to farm crimson anymore. 
I can pretty easy
But its a dps loss
U have to e to hit hard with the ult but u lose energy when u e
Nah her charge atk can kill pretty much everything quick anyways








