#🍀flexers
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#cafe-shrine-refuge
I w a n t s a y u

the most cursed artifact i ever gotten
How is it cursed doe
its good but its lavawalkers

I am a simple dolphin. I have little to offer except this.. Bennett is my life support rn. His best atm is 58k. The ss is from when I first hit the achievement
off piece would be pog tho
That explains it
b-bennett please come home
ayo i think you got the wrong channel 💀
Any big numbers out there
eh many
thanks kaya
np
i got c1 ayaka at 5 pity and eula at 23 pity
i actually got venti on his rerun on the 3rd pull on the banner, i was ar 9 at the time on my eu account
i'm still pretty mad about it since i barely play on it, i've only gained 3 ars
i don't really want to do anything with it since i promised someone i'd get to ar 16 and co-op with them but i keep forgetting
plus i don't think it's right to talk about selling accounts here, it's against mihoyo tos or something right?
MY BABY
i did everything for him but lost the 50/50 and i’m still heart broken, i came to genshin by the end of hu taos first banner
flexing channel i see 
IM GOING TO FIST FIGHT YOU /j
not if i fight you first /j
when is it my turn to be happy
never
And that double ayaka ended up getting me the c4
is this a flex mf does like . 19.8k every jump and 12k per plunge

He aight. XD
IM TRYING MY BEST DAMMIT
Feel like have kazoozoo at all is a flex. XD
I'm messin' he look good. Might want to consider a rate hat tho.
I ran mine 73/113 for quite sometime and if you use an Atk% Sub Weapon it'd probably increase your output overall.
allow me to introduce myself
i’m using black sword on him, soo.. i don’t have a decent crit rate hat but i’m thinking the moment i’ll do i’ll swap it out
God damn look at that goblet
hply shit, i used up most of my billets
Yahh kinda balance tho
Why tf did they get changed to "billets" that name is dumb
GODDAMN??? are you a f2p, a dolphin or a whale
Almost as bad as changing Animus to Archaic. ;~;
what was it before
Prototypes
Free to play only, I'm afraid to spend some money HAHAHAHA
The only actual name for them.
had to open genshin lol
I mean, to be fair, billet does make more sense in the context they're used in game.
Er whoops wrong reply 🤭
i’m a dolphin but i’m not having a fun time
snicker
You're gonna have to do better than that, Kazoozoo.
laughs in 4k USD spent
Ohh why??
mf has all talents lvl 8
also whys crimson sych a BITCH to farm
and not much to show for it
u really want me to wreck your day? just say the word XD
no thanks mihoyo already does that
bless
i got jean and qiqi but they got deleted
qiqi 12 pity ganyu 12 pity 
my luck is the definition of garbage, i always get 5 stars after soft pity, my rng is also terrible and my characters are barely. doing any damage
1
goddamn.. how i don’t get it
winning the 50/50 once in my entire life 👍
Ohhh I get but, I only have 4 characters who is 5*
thats once more than me
me,who has never won a 50/50 be like: 
Are you ok?
i have 5 i think, and a 5 star constellation
HOW . I DONT GET IT 😟
4/5 times ive lost and the one time i won was when i decided to spend 25 bucks for kazuha
Yes, but i am a person with a familial line of addictive personalities on both sides
what typa abracadabra bibbity bobbity boo type shit are y’all pulling to get this shit
I'm only lucky with rolls of stats but my gacha luck is garbage HAHAHAHHA
i feel u
welkin carries dude!! it’s why i have the 5 stars i have
At least you have jean on 10
bruh im unlucky with all of it
the day i get c1 jean is the day i quit genshin impact
Well I'm afraid to spend HAHAHAHA
i got c1 jean
at least it wasnt a qiqi
Mihoyo loves me HAHAHAHAHA
I don't even have qiqi 🤷🏼♂️
tbh c1 jean is a carry in mechanicus
yea be careful!! the day you start spending there won’t be stopping
shes the 50/50 ruiner
fuck mechanicus i got my primos and dipped the fuck is that event
i want the qiqi not the c1 keqing whos never been used
Yeahh that's the one I'm afraid of
C10 Qiqi not enjoyer
lol i had to solo all the floors and then help everyone else
i would ask for you to help but i’d feel bad
yum
?
tbh its kinda fun
I never experienced losing in 50/50 and now I'm on 60th pull in pity system plus 99 intertwined fates waiting for baal to come
.
ohh speaking of i need advice
i only have 6 pulls but i have welkin and 54 pulls in primogems for booba sword 
i have 7 pity rn, and 29 wishes, i want both ganyu and hu tao and i’m currently guaranteed
should i be worried or should i chill out
A lot of what i've pulled isnt even shown🤭
the day i became a fish /j
Chill out, you'll be ight. And if you ABSOLUTELY had to choose, ganyu>tao for several reasons
It feel so good to be a whale too, kinda envy HAHAHAHAHA
yknow unlike many many people i don’t pull for the sake of abyss, i pull because i love the character
i mean both r incredible so to rate one over the other is kinda counterproductive especially if u prefer one play style
Good Luck to us! 13 days left, I guess.
Im not talking abyss
that sounded so passive aggressive my bad
DOWN HIRRENDOUSS
the wait feels eternal 
Would you like my reasoning?
go wild!!!
u r a smart person
XD?
i ascended yanfei to lvl 90 yeegaw
A few different Kazoozoo builds.
me who has stopped playing abyss after unlocking spiral be like: 
You guys pulling for the sake of abyss? I'm pulling because I'm simping over them 🤷🏼♂️
right!! i love ganyu and i feel like she’s a lil underrated character-wise
She's literally the most busted, OP character in the game. Underrated is a joke. lmao
Ganyu is the most consistent damage dealing character in the game with a very easy setup and is arguable the most free to play friendly character. Hu tao is a dedicated character who takes lots more time and dedication than ganyu would. Artifact farming is a chore, but one of the arguably better weapons is one you can easily wish for. Both are strong powerhouses. One relies on no one but herself, the other relies semi-heavily for both survival and damage reasons on another character. If you choose hu tao, then by all means. But do note that ganyu is literally the easiest character to build
no in terms of her as a person
dps barbruh
character wise girlie.. i know the meta drool over her but i barely see anyone talking about ganyu as a character
Yeahh HAHAHAHAHA
Yassssssss ningguang
idk everybody that simps her DPS loves her personality too. She's like a lisa that everybody doesn't hate.
She just stands there and makes lisaclimbingsounds
My ningguang can give higher than 30k now just relying on her shield and own damage, I feel so proud of it
Much as i love hu tao im glad i never got her, actually
I've never heard someone say they don't like her personality but love her dmg.
As you should ningguang is so good
in my experience nobody mentions ganyu in an unsexualized manner as a character, so no i’m not really wrong. she’s mentioned in the ship with her and keqing, she’s mentioned as a thick cocogoat but never as ganyu
I'm on her C5 already.. one last cons then it's all set
I never said you were wrong, my experience just differs greatly from yours ig.
Ganyu's in game model is pretty unattractive
Everyone I know that stans Ganyu stans every aspect of her.
Likewise. Ive not had much experience with ganyu constantly being sexualized
i love ningguang but i only have 1 copy of her and i’m not really getting into geo teams n shit, but my yanfei does 20k without reactions and 36k+ with vaporize
The only complaint I have is the magic pony tail, lmao
i think she’s beautiful
How does that shit stay together?? Nobody knows
My only complaint is holy fuck she's so genuinely slow when running
Oh she's gorgeous, IMO.
It's that and her face looks lifeless
FELT THAT OH MY FUCVKING GOD HER OUTFIT AND HAIR ANNOYS ME SO MUCH 😭
Ah fuck i actually gotta get on today. Whoopsies
WERE APPRECIATING GANYU HERE
The outfit I like but smh the hair. PUT A FRIGGIN RIBBON IN HER HAIR PROBLEM SOLVED.
it just greasy
Ohh Ningguang is good but in terms of vaporize, my barbara can deal 32k HAHAHAHHAA
Anyone down to run some noblesse domain?
i love her sm 👩❤️💋👩
lmao me irl if I don't keep my hair bleached
holy shit go barbara.. my barbara currently has a pyro build because she’s the artifact-holder for hu tao
Me who don't have ganyu: 
?
I don't either.
I have her. She's cool i guess🤷♂️
i don’t have her yet
So fucking boring to play
I'm building her as my another DPS while my childe is empty-handed
skipping all inazuma characters for her and hu tao
Barbie still the most neglected, under-appreciated character IMO
like fucking venti dear god
PLEASW i ruined my childes build for everyone else i need to build him properly so bad
nah its xinyan the poor girl not even featured yet
Thankfully im archon-less
what about xiangling
So uninterested in all of them 😴
Sorry but I can't do it. Her EN VA is the worst.
You mean the character everybody simps as the most useful pyro in the game? XD
we’re like on completely different sides of the fandom aren’t we
go barbara go
That's all I can deal for now
the meta side loves xiangling
idk her personality falls flat for me.
you learn something new everyday
yknow even though i’m ar 55 i feel like i can compare to an ar 40
She's fun to play, she's mad useful, but her personality is uninteresting to me.
She loves cooking food, and i love that
a false or real hope
Also Xiangling has the most annoying bells on her costume hands down. lmao
real hope totally
same unless i get someone whos gonna need her shes staying unbuilt
YANFEIS LITTKE JINGLES WHEN SHE PLUNGESSSS
ayayas is pretty annoying too
I eventually wanna do a xiangling kaeya melt comp
I reach AR57 and it feels like heavy
True but at least she go underground when she dash. XD
She still gets hit like mona tho, it sucks booty
true
?????????
monas normal attack is so annoying
God kill me. Whoever invented Mona's normals can go to hell. lol
Screams and cries I only have her c3 
😳
HEHE
Just got lucky to got her
I need kokomi although her banner is directly after baal’s
tbh I'mma give her R5 Amber and be done w/ it.
Probably same IF i get her
i would either give her thrilling tales or dodoco (if i get her lol)
I hate the process/rotation restriction for proccing TTDS
🤷♂️
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Is that official? Cause ive not heard anything lately
Idk but id rather it be hp I need someone to take my terrible artifacts
I also dont pay attention
They just added Sayu. That's rough enough.
Hmmmmmm I feel like it wouldn’t really make sense if it did scale off of atk but I suppose we won’t know until she’s released
if her healing actually scales off attack i wouldnt even think about pulling for her since my jean already does that
That’s also true
pretty sure nothing officially been said about what she does yet
Yeah WHO KNOWS REALLY 👀
Mihoyo employees
true 👁️ 👄 👁️
And im gonna assume baal uses her bare fists to fight
I don't have any ideas about her
nah baal actually uses her boobas
I mean tbf we know booba sword and we know pokey stick based on the footage and fight in game.
Nor do i, and the only reason im pulling on kokomi banner is cause of my girlfriend
heh
Albedo.
Noelle NOELLE
copium
Le phishe
dunno what u talkin about they haven't announced anything like that. >.>

damn good luck
There's a new weapon
me watching this channel rn
ME WATCHING THIS CHANNEL RN
i want the kokomi cause she pretty
actually me watching this go down
also wanna get the kok and baal torture team

WOW BRUH
U BEGGIN FOR IT. LMAO
imagine how overpowered a lv. 80 Raiden Shogun would be 😓
I just saw it 🤷🏼♂️
you get the gun for that
Yeah yeaahh indeed
Hey ava are you NA or EU region?
I'm leaving til the heat dies down. lmao. Y'all wilin' out in here rn.
US
rip Ava
ngl good idea dont wanna get banned lol
Wanna do noblesse farming?
kazuha can speedrun it
Farming for better benny/razor artis
go kazuha! 😄
I'm bored, I can help farming.
Why not!
I mean we could, but tbh IF IT AINT MOMIJI? IT AINT GETTIN MY RESIN
I'll be set up in a minute. Uid is 614467747
Never said you had to use resin
@gilded fable
But we can only run 1 Kazoozoo ;~;
True that
How do you get the inazuma weapons
It's okay we'll be fine

google it but there r quests u do
🌝
oh sweet
Added.
polishes up my showcase lmao
The Sword it's from the guy that you need to set free from the cage and bow it's from the guy that you need to give 3 mysterious conches
use ur lvl 20 characters to piss them off
lets go
Likewise! @chrome crag ready if you are
612055150
Here's mine.. wait I'll open
Lemme bio rq and I'll be good to go.
Where do we start this quest ?
@gilded fable cough
That's 100% right tbh.
I don't use any other claymore users rly. XD
Im not gonna question it
Plus having my healer proc that buff is LIT
flex?
I told you I had to bio damn.
I'm comin
Okay who u want.
He on de swirlies rn. Think thats what we need.
@gilded fable sayu looks like shes having trouble holding that big ass claymore lol
Ordering your birthday cake while half asleep is a different kind of struggle
She just gotta get than momentum going. XD
life is not daijoubu 
yea she has to wind it up
Literally mine but with skyward pride 😭😭😭
lol
Why is my mans just standing there
who?
but shes so precious
Tartaglia
My healbot Sayu uses Pride.
you means my husbando 
Any f2ps in the chat
Yassssssss
yes me 
I mean tartaglia 11th of the fatui harbingers
202 ER
ER/Atk/HB
you mean tartaglia 11th of the fatui harbingers and my husbando
Gawdam
Nice try pink color
Tartar sauce
its free nitro
i wanna date the thing on ur profile picture.
go away its my wife
no its ours now
Now I like women but when he said I won’t kill you yet I’ll just play along got me acting strange

You waited that long to use your boost huh

I like your pfp!
Hello!
what?
you can change the server you boost every week
Tragedy struck (i never get lucky with TF domain)
nah thats the point of that domain
First time getting atk sands in my months of playing genshin ;-;
My electro units just
nice but that atk is wayy too low
First 5 star
(I don't play any catalyst)
did u think HT's attack stat at 100% HP and not cast E yet is high?
cast her e then lets see


That's hot
yeah thats better
Well that’s not terrifying at all-
Pretty
hutao mains
Blood and sweat tbh 
youll see many more of them
Understandable-
Better get hutao const on her rerun
get her c6
True
is there a predicted date for her rerun?
I'm not sure for now
Probably either 2.2 or 2.3 at least I hope
Tho I still have the feather that could go higher. If I can make it good then my HT can reach 300% cdmg, since most of my pieces are only 7~20% cdmg.
Hutao will have a rerun, thats all.
whats hutaos ascension stat
Ye, im waiting. C0 sucks.
We can have qiqi, that's all.
I need Qiqi c6 too
B) i hope you get her
if u love ur hu tao get her c6
Hu tao

I don't have qiqi 
neither
Yae is confirmed a catalyst user?
If I lose the 50/50 on Baal banner I want mihoyo to give me mona
;~;
WaH
The remaining rolls, it got stolen by a fucking Diluc instead
Pain-
talk about sad rng
well epitomised path exists now
Diluc stole my 5* like 3 times already, so im pretty much aggressive against him now
I don't get how it works
wont help me since im a small spender
lose pity twice u pick the weapon u want
Amazing how you have 3 5*
Ö
weapon banner has lower pity so thats why u lose twice instead of once like character banner
and they let u pick bcos theres 2 featured weapons
Losing 50/50 sucks, u know
If it was Qiqi or Mona then I'd gladly welcome
i havent lost 5050 yet
BUT NOT DEEL00K
i want a diluc tho i feel like he sucks
Lost my ayaka to a certain type of pants
2.8k atk?
?
ur kazuha has 2.8k atk
Kazuha wowow
i think
how do u even get that much
Amazing artifacts/hj
I cannot get my arms on beautiful artifacts
Ö
i could gwt 2k if i had a 5 star weapon but i dont
Yee i hope you get an 5* weapon
i want one but i cant be boyhered to roll on weapon
Standard banner have chance
when i tell you i screamed..
I got the catalyst one the one the book looks spiky
Whywhy
:)
ayo?
Wagner i loved you😞. You made me panic 😞😞
God damn. I wonder how rare are double 5*s are? Thats crazy
AAA CONGRATSS
rare but i got it
IK AND IT WAS 50/50 TOO
i logged back on after two month's and did a single pull really wanted keqing thanks mihoyo/gen
AGH
thank you<3
Lucky
Omg thats qmazing
yeah but i got jean who isnt bad ig
I won and lost 50/50 on Ayaka’s banner in the same 10 pull. 🤔
@low mauve That was fun. I left so I'd stop compulsively stealing your glowy rocks. lmao
5*healer yesyes
WHAT
bro why the watermark 💀
Straight up lucky
I wanted diluc or keqing or qiqi but ended with Jean, Ayaka and Mona 😍
wait mf 3 5 stars??
Mona was on the standard banner after Ayaka and Jean
Be grateful😠 /j
I lost my guarantee 100% to Yoimiya when I tried to roll for Sayu. 1 roll. All it took to break mah hope.

My alt had Keqing, Diluc, Venti F2P from the start and I shelved it for a long time. XD
rip well at least it was low pity?
Why’s my friend ordering curry for £1000 what
How much was your pity?
- It was low tbh
well they lost a guarantee too
What to do to gain more primo?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
iphone
Ono
Huh😟
My usual 5* took me 70~90 rolls, so 52 is indeed low
I only have 2 5*s wow
There’s always the problematic one in photos
jk thats a boring answer probably some sort of robotic all in 1 s3x machine paimon dont get mad
HAHAHAHAHHA
HUH SHES IN LOKE YEAR 7
STOPP
They made qiqi into a grave 💀

ayo idk dont judge ok
In the end Qiqi shall bury Hu Tao too 
ok but the full panel of this hits wayy harder
It’s right there. 2 cm… internet problems ig😞
Why is it so dark
how ur internet that good
like my soul😩😩
Dark like my sympathy
Ikr you wouldn’t know i was sat in the car driving up a mountain
irl?
Yes🤧
Moments
fucking welsh people honestly
HELP IM ON HOLIDAY IN WALES
w-what did the welsh do
stole our sheep
IMMGONNA CRY
i feel bad for u
#friendship
what the fuck is this? Mason? Got an explanation?
Play the game? lol

Anybody that hates on Hu Tao's quirkiness doesn't get how being on the spectrum works. lmao
Xingqiu isn’t ok he’s being emo give him a moment
En
J
And can someone please tell me why a lot of the good weapons use fucking shackles when all i had was boreal teeth?
he aint even finished his book yet 
Damn you game for making me farm more
You had boreal teeth? I had stone💔
After i turned em all into golds, i did have some yes
Now im missing 11 sprouts to 80/90 my r2 sky harp
I have no 5* weapons #fancy
Not sure who the harp'll go on but... whatever it's okay 
I’ve only ever wished on the weapon banner once with a single wish… oops
me giving an extra harp to Amber just so I don't have to give it to Childe in the end
Oh yeah i can give it to physical amber!
Fuck. That means more EVEN more pale flame/bloodstained farming. Damnit.
Sid the sloth who?
Gonna need another physical cup too.... grrr
I just swap around Ayaka or Yanfeis artifacts to everyone and hope for the best
I dont like swapping
Time to farm my 4th pale flame physical damage cup
Inb4 i just end up giving her fucking r5 mitternachts 
its all about swapping
y would i grind another set of pale flame for sayu when i can just use fischls set
Because that's icky ew copium sadness
not copium cause they already good stuff
Copium cause not enough good pieces to go around 
If you truly loved that character you'd give them their own artifacts
not my fault it took 2 months to even get 1 set
and i gotta build my full geo team rn
Believe me i know how bad farming pale flame is
and so i refuse to go back until i have to aka using 2 pale flame builds in abyss
Im trying to build all my physical characters (all 4 or 5 of em) and it aint pretty.... plus trying to build like 2 other characters
Plus weapons added in the mix
thats tough i wanna build a burst xinyan but that requires some work in pale flame and blood stained which both suck so thats at the bottom of the list
You guys farm artifacts a lot?
yeah everyday
Imagine
I stopped after Ayaka had good enough ones and now i just do nobless a bit
i gotta do geo and noblesse for my zhongli ningguang and traveller
I did like 2-3 nobless runs, got bennett a better flower and kazuha now has 2pc chivalry :)
phys kazuha🤨🤨🤨
Mixed kazuha
2pc chivalry, 2pc glad and now an anemo dmg cup
"Frick my vision I'll punch you"
thats messed
yuh phys sayu is the best sayu
Yesyes
Ill use Kazuha as my dps forever and ever
Imagine Bennett and Diona dps
Bennett can be a dps
Diona? Scary
Bennett as main dps is my fever dream
fear me soon then
ive built my diona as a dps
I just need to pull him 4 more fucking times
Oo what's your build?
heres proof
Show me dps diona

Oh damn
it kinda failed cause her talent scale up is stupid low
only 186% at lvl7
Kazuhas basic is like 78% at lvl 8 which hurts a lot
this is pain
better with 4pc vv i think
idk my vv pieces are goated
Meta is for tryharders /j
meta is em ngl
My Diona does 3k-5k with melt
pyro cup on kazuha + c6 bennett 😳
I tried to get VV but gave up and now I have a hybrid kazuza with his q slash having hit 31k
Is that ok?
ouuh chanceux 
my ayaka artifacts are rolling into EM while my kazuha artifacts are rolling into CRIT
Is 31k slash dmg a lot
With kazuha?
Yeah kazuha, bennett,fischl and mona
All his talents are 8/8/8
same
My kazuha does 25k with bennett i dont have mona so i guess so..?
I dont think mona did much since shes lvl 60
She was only there fir the extra dragon tales atk
my aim diona does 12k on crit
woah damn
That stronger than Amber's normal attack level7
Uh is it okay if I flex about something else than what we r talking about
Let me get my kazuhas stats and stuff
Go for it
yeah but amber has the bonus of being pyro which has strong reactions

ah so u buffed
BRUH
Want me to try raw?
i think i used all of my luck to get this artifact 
My luck is insane, you don’t know how lucky I rlly am
yes
Me too I never win 50/50
Mine is pretty good too but one wish later??
I’ve never lost 50/50

I did but got the unlimited character right after everytime
winning 50/50 is such a flex
He got to around below half of the cryo regisvines health until it rose again
what were the numbers :/
Baller af.
i didnt pay much attention but his e did 12k
Also: Sorry I missed all that Kaz convo. ANYTHING IMPORTANT?
mmm stats also 25% physical dmg
Gross.
if we are talking in your terms then i got the vine to 1/3rd before it revived
PHYS DMG? drakeno
Meta ew
'meta'
lmao if you play anything but EM Kaz then you're not playing meta.
I play him almost exclusively DPS. ADC
Sometimes i slap kazuha into a party with Ayaka, Bennett and someone else but other than that dps
Yes like my anemo traveler has 2853 atk em build is not very strong
if u want better damage 2 pc vv 2pc glad is better than 2pc bloodstained 2pc glad
Very much this.
tbh kinda wanna try that now. Give him Xiao's gear. I've never taken VV4 off Kaz since Day 1.
btw i think only the atk goblet works with mistsplitter
Ill farm when I have to farm for my future xiao
Pyro Kaz True Form. 2VV/2CW w/ Atk Cup. HNNNNN.
because of the elemental damage bonus
Or Pyro cup tbh.
I really oughta just start farming non-artifact domains for a living instead of shit ass artifacts
But i'll never learn lol
Where's the dopamine in that tho?
oh yeah i forgot about ascension stuff
But for now Kazuha is done
Ayaka is done
Now its Bennett
bennett is so easy lol, amenoma ER sands hp goblet and circlet
Im weak 
Im using Alley flash since it has the highest base atk
The fact i know i'll have all my weapon ascension mats i need for all of my 5* weapons. Like, i still gotta level my lost prayers, pjws, freedom-sworn, and so much more!
I have plan I going build every character I have 10 is finished
c5 bennett or c6, which do you prefer :)
C6
Bruh. I'd go insane not having those leveled.
Exclude Aquila Favonia and Reforged Mistsplitter.
c6 is more fun to me
Why you think im going mad?
If I get a new 5 star weapon it's the #1 priority til it's done.
fun
Im too broke to have anything besides my lvl 20 skyward pride
BRUH. THIS GLAD/VV KAZ THO
don't know what to say
i assume it's working
I thought hp% sands were artifact fodder until someone told me hu tao’s e scales with hp. I tried my luck and I think its gone now
booba sword will come home
idk slap it on bennett
idk I'm just fiddling around to see the numbers rn. Sitting at 57/207 atm.
i will
HP with super sub stat
yeah
wow, last billet that i got was from November 
Man I want cool down reduce artifact for kaeya
actual crap build but 100% uptime
@gilded fable 
gonna make my bennet become tank
what weapon on kazuha
Rich
That's why im trying to level my sky harp and sky pride
you have an amos? dps amber pls
But outta mats, and cause i dont ever have much time to play, farming is a pain
how much spend for those?
staff of homeless
In total for all of genshin? Upwards of if not more than $4k USD
it's make you become homeless
POGGERS
now that's a real whale
JADE CUTTER HNNNNHNHNHNHNH
Tao with shaper
im dying
Vortex the only 5 star pokey stick I don't have ;~;
Tip: It's better to level up you character/weapons to max and max their skills too(if you have the crowns) than to farm artifacts. since ingredients have a day schedule.
Er, yeah vortex. Shaper is the sword.
shiny whale: 
I've spent 2k, is that whaling? or just fat dolphin'ing?
theres 2 types of whales, the type that leech off their parents money and also those who earn their own money, pretty sure moose is the second one
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Dolphining, pretty solidly.
You see two i see one. The people who loves gambling.
i do have my money but im afraid to spend
weak
d-damn
true
ive become phish
just get welkin, and if you complete bp get gnostic
@little jacinth If you're afraid to spend then don't. It means to you, that money isn't disposable. And thats ok.
This pic made me realize how poor i am
le phishe au welkin
These are a little low for the splits IMO. But you get the idea.
I'm a dolphin, personally.
o so im a goldphish
ik someone who was rlly spoilt, spent 14-20k because 'money is 1% of their dads wealth'
"Don't spend a single dime" nah, a single penny.
I'll toss a couple hundred bucks if I really love a character.
But that's maybe twice a year?
I'm a software engineer so I make that much in a month. But I'm not throwing a month's work into a mobile game lol
LIKE BAAL
per month? then I'm F2P every 5* male character banner 
i dont agree with this, i wouldnt call 2k whale
BOOBA SWORD FAN CLUB RISE
It's better to flex the characters you pull out of luck and/or dedication than one pulled with credit card - i dunno probably Lincoln or someone important
I wouldn't either. Whales spend 1-2k ON THE REG
everyone will
ye that person was being a spoilt mf, if ur spending ur own money i wont complain
my luck is supported by 20$ of credit card
yes
First big spend since Hu Tao. Though I did have to toss a bit at Kaz after missing the 50/50.
the first time i ever spent moni was on kazoozoo
I've been playing since launch so 2k is about 200 average per month. That puts me closer to dolphin
And for anyone who wanna ask i'm a stock holder in the phillipines, i'm doing good. but will still not spend a dime on a gambling game, we exist.
it's electro character good?
Mine was Xiao. Missing Ganyu is what made me swear to never miss a character I wanted again. Hard ass lesson to learn.
im afraid of baals cuz she's electro character
ahh yes, fellow dolphin since launch. I'm also at approximately 1.8k USD in total 
r u rolling baal? im skipping for ganyu
SAME.
This game is in a BABY DIFFICULTY everything that can hold a weapon and shoot a skill is good.
lol
where are you in abyss
hopefully subs dps will be good
don't you worry about those stupid guys who keeps telling other people about their stupid pathetic meta.
Shouldnt we be called a whale already?
if there is 13th floor i've done it 100 times already.
I prefer being called a Fat dolphin.
Baal will be my first C6 and R5 signature weapon 
Hell yes I am. I'm simping that bitch so hard. She got everything I love goin' for her.
- Amazing hair
- Bad bitch
- Uses polearms
- Has an active burst
- Has a weird gimmicky mechanic
- etc.
BABY DIFFICULTY
not sure, seeing NA gigawhales makes me feel inferior compared to them YwY
im gonna have to go for her rerun i think
Those are Cthulhus, we dont compare with them 
her active burst animation was legit good
krakens and leviathans
Lmao you can finish 12th floor of abyss with 4 star chars haha
lol uses polearms
I was planning to keep a full pokedex but I'm planning to simp Baal so hard I decided to skip Yoi.
even her skill good as a subs dps
Pucci krakens and leviathans are still smoler than Cthulhus ya noe
maybe i will spend on baals cuz i don't have archon 
Bruh the fact she uses a Naginata is like... A++++++
My weapon of choice when I was learning martial arts as a kid was a Spear/Naginata.
you need to chuck like 200$ at each banner if you want every char
Also: ARCHONS ARE GUARANTEED TO BE OP AND BROKEN
i spend 200 USD per banner if I like the character and 400 if i like to C2 them
they cool so yeah i want baal too
p sure there are some nyarlathoteps out there /j
Praying to god it doesn't take me $400 to C2 + Weapon Baal. lmao
lately, inazuma babes are so hot I C2'd Ayaka and Yoimiya 
tbh Yoi was an easy skip after her kit was brainless AND THEY REMOVED THE RELATIONSHIP WITH HU TAO.
Not yet, considering u can c6r5 pretty much every current chars at like $40~50k max
it costs way more than 400 for c2r1 though
Get fucked Mihoyo. Taking away my waifu's waifu? Unacceptable.
it''s okay, I C2'd her because she's the only character who has textured armpits
is constellation really worth it?
we also have free primogems
thats not enough
Not necessarily? I got Hu Tao C1 + R1 Homa on my alt for under $150.
usually is enough for me
wtf
the best kind of primogems
Faccin sacc
praying that mihoyo gives primogems on their stream
they always do
they will don't worry
good
3 codes per stream usually
Same, C1 hutao and r1 homa with 200$ + free primos
I cost $400 for Homa, while Hu Tao was prepared beforehand and couldnt get c1 either
And there're ppl who cost $1k just to get 1 Homa staff too
your primogems.Hand em over


I paid $250, IN TOTAL, between my 2 accounts on the Hu Tao banner. Got C1 Hu Tao + R1 Homa & C0 Hu Tao + R1 Homa.
New event will be live today too additional FREEmogems
Cuz I won both 50/50s. Woulda had C1 on both but I lost the 2nd 50/50 on one of them.
gg, that's some decent luck
for me its tomorrow at 15 pm.timezones be like
sadge

and then there are the real whales
Whale's flexing cons and weapon R is like a fat girl flexing her tits.
Like that motherfucker right up there. lmao
imma C6 hu tao too if she ever gets a rerun, her C6 mechanic is fun 
revive lovecraft and tell him to write about the true whales (jk)
i was making a joke 😉
what is her c6 mechanic
did someone hurt you 😉
shh okay okay guys break it up just ignore eachother okay
alright no prob
she'll not die on fatal hit, plus gets all dmg resistance by 200%
and she'll have 100% crit rate increased for 10 seconds 
whoa
JEEZUSSSSS thats so cool
im going to R5 her homa too next time
Since he seem to not able to move on imma just blocked him 😄
I couldn't R5 Homa just cuz I want one for JOHNNY BOY, too.
Whale moment
no i mean like they've blocked you so it doesn't matter

ok

the staff of homa is really pretty
and OP passive, I can see now why people really like this weapon
In my opinion flexing is for gacha not when you just spend ridiculous amounts of money for something you have guaranteed lol
Everything that looks like pyro is pretty
yeah
i was considering pulling for it but i'm not a whale so I didn't have enough wishes
Amen.
The heading literally says "...or how much of a whale you are" so .... it's for both
solar pearl is pretty
Kaz + Benny VV Sub-Min.
Super dirty run? 49s.
XD
true but people can still have opinions 🙂
Ok but it doesn’t mean that everyone will like it
one of my friends played genshin and she got qiqi in her first ten pull
they're really lucky
and that's fine. But know this channel was made for it.
I’m not joining this argument but everyone is entitled to their own opinion :)
Happened to me.
it's more of a "uhhh yeah... that's not an achievement" rather than "DON'T POST THAT SH- HERE"
qiqi is so cool
if that makes sense.
her C6 revives downed coop players
It’s an opinion. Freedom of speech. Don’t lose your marbles over a comment someone made online
WTFFFF THATS SO GOOD !??!? !?!!!
I mean, Barbie is free and will res someone to full at C6.
qiqis cooldown on it should be less considering barbaras is the same
imagine flexing something that most of people can 
i love playing with qiqi mains because I always end up dying
i know that high hp isn't good for hutao but i'm not good at staying alive in domains since I don't have a very good build
i've never seen ayaka's constellation beforez
How much did you spend in total?
come home my child
I think she loses something like 50-60% dmg above 50% HP?
@rugged stream how much have you spent on this game
OMG.. people hate getting her tho haha it's my first time seeing someone who wants her haha
Wait wtf wrong person
yeah yeah i'm aware
but she loses 100% of dmg when she's not alive 
i need her for that healing also she adorable
amen
@rugged stream how much. Have. You. Spent.
Giving Qiqi 4pc Maiden's is hilarious.
GANYUUUUU MY LOVEEEE
if she ever gets a rerun, i'm definitely pulling for her...
It's nearly impossible to die with Qiqi in Maiden4
cooldown check
I leave for a few minutes and suddenly whale shaming happens
I want C6 kaeya
Imagine getting shitfaced over a comment that someone else made and taking it out on an innocent that just asked a simple question.
just gimme ur money already jesus
iirc kaeya gets a shield on low hp at one of his cons
the shield looks so pretty
Gotta agree, he's a bit salty atm lol
look i mean it can be frustrating when you're trying to show your cool stuff and people are only asking about money that can be a bit rude
¯_(ツ)_/¯
🍿well this is fun
Imagine complaining about a whale when this is flexing channel 
Pass the 🍿
I'm sorry for whatever is happening right now. lmao

🍿
here ya go
if they don't want to answer you need to respect their privacy, it's okay
Don't mind if i do.
.
I get that but they didn’t have to be rude.
i mean to be fair it's kind of rude to ask in the first place
I have some pizza for everyone 
Mmm i do like pizza
How is it rude. I just wanted to know what kind of budget is required in case I ever wanted to do something like that
ooh pizza !!!
that pizza looks a bit dodgy though
More than i should but eh
Do people have the impression that just because you don't or will never spend a single penny on gacha games that means you're broke?
Laughs at my story and 3 cars life
go to a fat girl and ask their weight
you can search up the prices online if you really want
You just compared them to a fat girl…
I’m just wondering, Jesus Christ don’t get your panties in a bunch
i think it's common sense to not ask people about money though-
0:33 Game Clock VV Clear w/ Kaz/Benny/Venti
I love it.
Nah it is totally different xD
its the same social expectancy its just rude to ask that personal information
Clearly they have more than enough if they’re spending on it
good shit
True ig ...
Ain’t that personal.
personally i haven't spent money on genshin but at the same time it's still impolite , regardless of whether they have enough or not, because it's... well, money...
stg that run up timer kills me.
START THE CLOCK WHEN I START THE DOMAIN GODDAMN IT.

You’re flexing ina room full of strangers either way… showing off how much you spent… it’s not rude to wonder how expensive it was…
ikr it says i took 30mins just cause i was afk watching shit
cough
Still can't beat my 0:27s Ayaka/Venti only clear. lmao
but the channel is for flexing? not asking people how much theyve spent

You totally joined lmao
They insulted me directly
About tree fiddy
pain
argh.....
so close and yet so far....
Then ignore it, block them, and dont give someone you dislike the satisfaction of continually berating you. This said, im with shumil on this whole deal
Make it five fiddy 
You arent forced into interaction with anyone at any time🤷♂️
Man, if you just saw the ton of artifacts I have like that that have defense…
Fuck if i know, but im just here
Lol and I should be working not watching this chat
im also just here reading 
same
I should also probably be doing something but it's too funny to laugh at people
Same xD
i have really, really good healing and hp artifacts
from when I was trying to farm the viridescent set, but got maiden's instead.... but my bennett heals quite a lot now which is good
regularly, this flexer channel will have these moments 
All I asked was a simple question and I got insulted
i love bennett
i didn't get him until recently though
he's really helpful and cute, so I want to get him to friendship lvl 10
easiest thing to do is close discord, we're just strangers in the first place anyways
hmmmm
“It’s just an OPINION”
Some questions are not meant to be asked in public. Go dm them instead 
Regardless, for your own sake just leave the chat for a while and let it all simmer down. Stop doing this to yourself
I don't think they did insult you? It could be anyone, he meant it in general
i mean shumil hasn't got any obligation to answer you, regardless of whether they're being rude or not , so you can just leave it alone
@hallow loom btw btw
Im kinda new to the would u mind telling me what does relationship do in this game??

It’s mockery.
Like your logic , Respect+
reminisces in older cod days 😌
I told you that and you made fun of me for it
If I pulled out my true insults I’d be banned
'Lets split hairs and be a whiny little bitch about everything.' - u probably
Dang, you are too sensitive. It's a public server with rooms full of strangers, chill friend.

oh scary lets see u banned then
basically the higher your friendship level, you unlock certain voicelines and character stories at higher levels, and then at level ten (max level) you get a namecard
you get friendship exp from using the characters in daily commissions mainly , and in domains
Alright everybody, break it up. It's just a public chatroom. Easy now
there's always a DM option 
should i get lvl 9 E on kazuh
You said insulted not mocked, so not only is your point moot now, i personally dont trust you or what you say.
OpiNION
Yes
lol that all I'm sayin XD
I’m a goddamn onion, Mason.
like for example this is bennett's namecard
it's really cute
@neon oxide 
Ooooh didn't know before
Thank u very much!
:D got this today
Dat background looks 
It is indeed , now i will work to collect them xD
OGs will known
it's not my image XD i got it from the internet
I miss that event
all my other chars have been slept on so idk anymore
Much as i love yoimiya, i cant bring myself to actively farm naku weed or pyro cube. She can be on the backburner for quite a while...
Event? 😂
Kazuha is amazing
ik but the rest of my chars are under invested lol
Laughing at me for being happy to get a lvl 40 fichel ... 😭
I didn't even roll for yoimiya lol
38~39 more days till 1st Anniversary
Yoimiya is so bad compared to other chars xd
Need help? I could carry
Didn't get an early pop so I skipped.
pyro cube is barbara and a cryo person normally ayaka u can use childe too
I just wanted c6 suya and ended up getting c2 keqing AND c1 yoimiya. Damn you game
i'm not sure if I should build my xiao or my eula, or even diluc
i got them all on accident
but i'll need a second dps for a second team for the spiral abyss
what do you guys think?
Maybe in 4-5 months
Xiao is easy af. Glad/VV is optimal
Nah frfr I could show naku weed spots and help kill cube



