#🍀flexers
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i just received the "bloom" cheevo, whichever allows for the silk flowers. still have some sixty-two(?) harvests to go for the water plots...
heh, the only piece i have. threw it on bennett before i knew of his renown
i have c1 mona take her
<paimon.moe> auto-import broked from the file location getting moved
veio merda
(nos dois)
fleks
relic farming is as painfull as Genshins
It just hurts more
Wishes before and after eula 🙂 (f2p btw🧐)
i really hope i didnt mess up and start farming to early
I really need better relics for Bailou and Natasha so they can be solo healers
Not bad when im farming shime passively 
screw it 4pc emblem eula and 215 er xiao
with that ER you might as well give her 2p Nobless
no 4p emblem is funnier
give her ER then
its a meme build not my actual build
u sure? 
yes
why does my Xiao has better talents and I don't use him?
friendship lvl 8 because of teapot... if not he would be only 2 or 3 ig
Educational cleared better than nahida (real)
the real question is why do i have more cv than you and im not even using a crit weapon
isn't cv only from artifact 
Yes
idk, he mentioned crit weapon
You have what? More 5 CV 
Oh wait, no... More 46 
I forgot about weapon cr
Also I "use" that flower because I have no ER... I have a better one...
Nahida order you to give that circlet to me 
The sands too 
Pyro supremacy
50/50 ftw 2nd 50/50 ive ever won
I finally got myself the terrorist child
WOOOO C1 FINALLY
Gotta start farming paleflame now 😔
Triple crown first 🗿
I tried but I started prefarming too late 🗿
Oh fuck 💀 well cant help you now
Ps - i got a decent-ish goblet after a year so goodluck
yey Eula Season 
This was my first Phys goblet and I rolled it as a joke bc of the event boss that resisted everything but Phys 
Oh (on set)
Cr go yolooooo
critfish 
cryo resonance carries my crit

It doesnt work like that dude 💀 (cope)

yours doesn't (ig) mine does
I got two 5 stars
meanwhile me with +300 
I got her
finally rolled my first shimenawa circlet and its crit rate LETSGO
WHO LET THE GHOSTS OUT??? Boo, boo boo, boo boooooooo https://www.twitch.tv/hyperajm
i said it before and i ll say it again
ask politely and they will come
50 pulls on 50 50
Kazuha card is out 
I need to get him right now 
KAZUHA CARD IS OUT? BRO IMA GET HIM RN
My pullsss i was so lucky :)
I'm happy with my pulls, but I want C6 and her claymore R5, i've waited for this rerun this whole time T-T
if u want to help me get it I would be so grateful and happy 🌷https://www.paypal.me/0aida
My ID: 706291216 add me if u want to play :)
#genshinimpact #genshinpulls #eula #eulabanner #shogun #cute #otaku #weeb #gameplay
I was too exited so i had to upload it
i wont lie i didnt think he was this good
At least someone was lucky today lmao
i hate that domain so bad
also lvl 90 when? 
Emblem has been kind to me. Deepwood on the other hand...
That's A LOT of ER even for a Yelan battery. Might wanna switch to an att sands
Fav is better
guess the abyss boxes can give you OK items
Just need one more CR roll 


Bruh what the f-
looks mid 
balls

Ain’t no way he put on nail polish
yes he did >:)))

perfect yelan piece

If that’s ok then what’s good

yukong buff go brr? (he only hit 44k 💀)
Ew not u again 
Wdym ew 
Hu tao can finally crit now!!
@twilit flame surely he would get his burst back up easily 
Ok but your cdmg is too low
Not the engulfing lightning 
It’s good enough
You should find a balance between this build and your 110 ER one then it’ll be good
not too much ER and good crit ratio

Ironically the 110 er has the least cv
I thought u had 96 cr
Yeah but the 200 crit damage primarily came from a crit weapon
Or I could use what I have rn

Im tired even though I took a nap
Working with kids drains all your energy lmao I fell asleep almost immediately when I came home
Perhaps you napped too long
Yeah ik
Did u get the Kaeya skin yet
No not yet
Same I haven’t even logged in
What if I run mono anemo: Xiao Heizou Scaramouche Kazuha

Ofc it’s the four depressed an emos
Perhaps
Don’t need healer just dodge
Mobile players:
I’m a mobile player 
Me when my phone overheats and makes it undodgable
I usually don’t struggle with that cuz I have one of the latest iPhone models
how long do u play
Also I got a pyro vision
not anemo
I even purposely chose the answers I thought would be anemo 
If I play when my phone is charging
And when abyss
watch imma get anemo rq
Try it
I’m not gonna leave any witnesses
i gotted klee :D while on coop with my friend ㅋㅋ
10 pity eula
:0
Stupid geo

Heh 
Everything is right in the world once again and nobody needs to die 
I swear there’s a 7 day cooldown to switch roles
Well I defy the rules laid down by mere mortals
you had 200 mora didn’t you


Yo I’m very much alive
Ur lucky I’m merciful 
Glad you dunno where I live
Ik you on east coast tho

Right because I find the home of my enemies and extinguish them from existence
How do u know 
This
Maybe it’s reverse psychology and I purposely put the time in EST and I’m living a double life
~~bro u have the characteristics of a stalker pls
~~
||I'm in your walls||
why complete at this time o.o
I should log in
Hmmmm

What u just notice stuff
:ballshmm:

This oasis is my flex.
who knows
It takes a while to get XP on the over world
Im not usung books on her
I want to lvl her up
not the kazuha 
Kazuha is beautiful
I’m a simp and I wear it proudly ✨😤
Yeah i thought i swaped already
..... its possible i swaped back to it
He works well that side
Yeah I know he's unmatched for the grouping needed but it's just cursed 💀
Put fav sword and almost 100% burst uptime
no xiphos rip bozo
Give to me then
i'm considering using that part 1 team to
Its a huge pain to chase mobs with her
Would still have preferred fav sword then
It's pretty similar :ballsdk:
and then you hit 1/5 of
Extra energy particles tho
You already have raiden and diona on sac/fav
Yeah but vengeance has 100 er flat
Welcome to piss physical gang
That’s why I do abyss using her once a year
🐳
Speed
🤡
fleks
skelf
It has been a while 
+8 crit rate
Still not using salsotto so its better than it looks trust
May I ask what site is that?
https://rails-express.vercel.app/
Here ya go!
Thank you very much 
I got an email from Eula lmao

I thought i was the only one

anything good? 
Obviously not 
you're late that was yesterday 
same run :D
probably the best artifact I have gotten from strongboxes
Is this too goofy for hutao
some weeks ago I got this
+20
Er shit, Atk is bad, bad piece
use an flat hp feather instead 
atk flat 💀
This one’s for Nilou
not a flex but yay!!!
Congrats :>
thanks, i downloaded the game after like over a year and i get this so im quite happy

Based

how is this not a flex?
Eula flex
Now show how hard she can hit
i have some truble with seeing which hit is her from her burst but iirc the best hit i got so far was 80k
Her artifacts are still bad and i didnt 80+ her yet
- i think im messing up her rotation so she doesent have all the buffs
work in progress
do raiden e > bennett q > eula eq n4 hold E n4
Wait not n5
The last attack is the coolest tho
I ll try it
its too slow, to stack her burst better you only do 4
0 crown
Duh my Yoimiya ate all the dragon tails. Still did 340k tho
If you have Mika with high talent lvl you can do n5. Otherwise it’s dmg loss. Especially in her burst preparation state . But you do you, if you like it, do it 
Dragon tails?
i have c0 Mika
Im leveling him right now but i doubt i ll be using him
No wait it’s the horns lol
Well got him c6 so it’s a huge dmg increase. But c0 is definitely good for heals and spd but other than that he’s pretty bad without cons
You basically just get an extra 5-10 burst stacks depending on the talent lvl
Finally got the giant onion to max level 
Wait til you find out there’s the same thing as a lake. Lot less to collect but just as anoying lol
Oh, I finished that a month lol 
And yes, it was really annoying to collect all of it
Oh lol 
Fr at one point I was like ‘No, im not doing that shit again’ and didn’t came back for a month
you don't mean stacks on Eula's burst, do you?
Lmao, I felt the same when I first found about that too 
Yeah, why?
Because those numbers are wrong
But the rewards were too juicy 
I dunno, I just work here 🧍
Lake?
You mean the last new Desert area?
Maybe 5 stacks extra because I get an extra n5 rotation in there
Or is there something new in 3.8?
in terms of stacks for Eula's burst: No ATK speed is 13 stacks, any ATK speed is 14 stacks, ~18% ATK speed is 15 stacks, ~42% ATK speed is 16 stacks
Yeah that one. War flshback Moment 🥲
I can already imagine the amount of chests I’m gonna have to collect in Fontaine to get the Hydro Sigils. I’m not sure If Fontaine will have a tree like the Sacred Sakura or the giant onion in Sumeru
Then I prob have 15 with 25%
aha
Im waiting for 4.0
If they increase the AR cap the i can get a bit extra XP there
if not i have the whole area to explore any way
Or 14 1/2 
No stop shut up


You know it’s true, Freg
How about them 400 smth hydrocolous 
I wish. You should tell that in the next survey. We need over 1000 At
Ar *
They better not put that many Hydrocolous , I ain’t going through the same pain and suffering again 
Hoyo just wants to see the world burn 
But fr ar 100 would be so satisfying for my monk 
The would will burn

It’s gonna be a while to collect all of the Hydrocolous. Hopefully they won’t be in ridiculously hard to reach places
I usually just collect all until I don’t find any and by that time I can craft compass- compasses? Compassi? Anyway yk what I mean 

My archons, I can’t believe my own eyes
i would use it on ganyu , if i had her
Yes yes 
My highest is on a nymp flower with perfect substats( 30 cryo dmg) But that sh*t is impressive:v
Crit* -_-
wait is this a new character?
i have to be wrong
i think i just saw 175k
and then 135k on the big ruin guard
I mean with the full team 🧍 Raiden, Lisa, Mika
And 4 p millelith on raiden
and this thing is still on r1
i have 2 more
yeah ill try it on Raiden Shouguns weakened state
theres no way im getting thru Scaras boss fight to do it even if it has lower def
Dude I can’t even break the guns in his murder state

She is ready
Honestly not bad atk
time for Crowns
... or not
I'm out of books
Same. Gotta collect tomorrow
yup
lucky for me i have 4 condensed already
it just means i cant get the last few boss drops for MIkas lvl70
Mines lvl 71💀
wait what about Mona instead of Lisa
i cant remember who is better
oh
duration 5 sec
Liza cuz Mona’s omen lasts only 4 sends
so thats a nope
Use to aria if you have her c6 or sum. Tho then the sinergy doesn’t fit with mika. Bcuz if you use Mika first. His buff will be gone before Eula bursts. And if u use Mika first, risarias burst will be over too soon
Rosaria * I hate this autocorrection 
the real best pick
20% from 2x Pyro and you get give ToM to her for extra 20
oh yeah
Rosaria
i have her c6
it really sucks they dont work together
she was my second c6 it really sucks i dont have any teams to use her on
so far i only used her to break hydro abyss lectors
Can’t say anything bout that I don’t have her 😅
Naw she’s good in being a battery and buffs/ debuffs basically all stats u need
Why do u think ppl Main her
true
my acc is way to Elektro focused tho
and that means getting her in a team is hard
maybe if i used her with Hu tao i could get her on CD circlet tho
.......
i just tired Hu tao 2x Hydro with Nahida and its really busted
so mabye i should try some other options
Tell me the conclusion. I believe you can get a op physical team ^^
Because heizou is tall, has thick thighs and is called Eula ^^
tbh i think for multy target you would need her c4
for single target she would already be ok tho
Just get a c6 venti lmao he’s a phys support too😭
And bask cc ma dear friend
Fr thooo I least I got him before the Klee and Eula banner came
Baam *
Sucrose downgrade
Is childe good
Lisa i mean
With xiangling Bennett yes
He is but a major asshat
Cool cuz I feel like I might get him when ima go waste my primogems for the Klee banner
Tried to kill us and then calls us friends, nu uh I don’t think so 🧍🤨
Especially that both are majorly useless because nobody got time to hold Lisa skill 
Heyo :>
Hello 🤗
Hiiii:>
Hi•w•
true
its still one of the best looking skills in the game
i wish it was strong enough to use it tho
C6 Lisa one day 
It’s like getting spanked with a belt but instead of leather its going to kill you 🧍
Nah even with c6. Her Defence is laughable. You die while casting skill 🥲
i just realised that if i use Dehya as the 4th slot the i have to use her burst to get stacks for Ei
Not a fan of that
I really and i mean really dont like her burst
nice
202k on Raiden
feels like i messed up the rotation tho
Yayy blew my guarantee with no regrets kafka will come home regardless 
tbf from what i hear he's busted
Seems like he's everything but a shielder LOL
I've been saving since I lost on seele anyways and haven't exhausted my quests yet, so im at 60 pulls saved rn, so im sure ill be fine for kafka anyways I just got tired of skipping busted units
Don't wanna wait around for bailu anyways
I mean the automatic healing? I couldn't pass that up
yeah if you dont have 2 healers he is a must pull
Yea only had natasha, I swear if I lose to himeko a fourth time on kafka

I love her sm and love her playstule but I want bronyaaa
Or anyone else tbh is fine other than himeko or yanqing since j have them
My two top favorite characters are both C6 now. I am ever so happy at my success.
Also, C6 Jean.
Perfectly paused despite YT delay 
What do you do for living 🎤
Rip that Yelan art, her torso has been broken
All this for Zhongli

@twilit flame i finally remembered the teams i used xiao in for abyss
ok
xiao raiden kaz yaoyao first half; nahido yelan ben xl second
i dont have raiden, nahida or yelan lament 
what does Yaoyao even do

heals plus aggravate for raiden
ayaka kinda boring imho but yea
i like her mobility
fair
i just like characters that use sword or polearm and are fast ig
Shes easy to build/use and is quick and powerful ngl so
4pc blizzard: nuh uh!!!
Idk about you but not having to worry about much cr makes it easy
I mean this is assuming you're building her freeze ofc lol
never farmed blizzard strayer since i never really had a cryo dps
its pain
I farmed it for like 2 weeks then quit and used strongbox
Not thay its hard jts just i needed emblem too so it was a 2 in 1 for me
i farmed viridescent and vermillion for Xiao for over a year im good
if i like a character ill build them for sure
yee
I hate when this happens
when what?
Where tf are these 
When you’re underground or above ground and you see an oculus on the map but it’s not there
prob in a room somewhere
That one is underground near the domain
wow ty...
Theres like this hole near the domain
It should be there
oh i see
ider cuz i dont hunt for oculi it is what it is
I just remember bc this one pissed me off i looked it up LOL
theres more of these in Fontaine 
Yea so I've heard 
me when i gotta dive for oculi
oh yea. saw the swimmingi
rip my phone storage
rip
:/
i snuck a kid one of my munchkins during lunch and now my overly paranoid headass is scared im gonna be fired 
tf is a munchkin
think of a circular mini donut
hmm i c
you are definitely not from the east coast if u dunno what a munchkin is
clearly lmao
ill have u know our conversations are mostly at 3 am
im very sure its not 3 am at est
rn its not
Part time or full time
5hrs/day every weekday 
Summer only?
Yea I’m moving too far away for uni
Did you just graduate HS?
uh yes
O I c meanwhile I graduated last year
hows college life
Gen chem is easy until gen chem 2 ik it’s mandatory
if ur going i mean
lmao i havent given them all my documents yet bc im lazy...
Whelp did you take any aps
oh yea and ap scores came out yesterday but im too scared to check
Which ones
this year i took ap gov, ap bio and ap calc ab
ap score flex when
O I took ap bio and got a 5

i studied the day before my aps...
so far ive done pretty well but idk about this year-
Check it

this sentence describes my entire senior year
even my job application was like a week late-
Fair, same
n e v e r
Well you won’t know if you got a 5
i also wont know if i got a 2
ok to be fair i think i have a fair chance with ap gov and ap bio
Lowkey same for colleg but I actually studied for my finals (except Japanese)
ap calc tho im just praying for a 3
yep
stop ruining my day today has already been pretty bad 
Am I the only one who doesn’t understand how this shit works 
There’s a lil stone nearby and you gotta change the bigger stones to match the symbol on the lil stone
i feel like sometimes its not nearby tho??
Prob try look around ?
me when i complain smth is too difficult but i dont read instructions
Me basically
Give him cake
he doesnt like cake
kind of a health nut/gym rat
we're opposites
You can find "clues" of the code around if you look . Usually very nearby
thanks
Ah I c
Altho sometimes they behind rubble
I c damn living by yourself
even so i knew his birthday was coming up so i feel bad that i forgot even though tbf its been a long day
True . Also sometimes you have to use the djinn to clear the storm bubbles
i mean no hes the one that lives by himself i live with my cousin, aunt and grandparents until college starts
O what happened to your parents
I hate these exploration puzzle shi that’s why I haven’t bothered with exploring the desert
my mom works in another state and my parents are separated but not divorced
Mine is worse because it had potential
Damn he tanky
bruh
Be glad it’s not 100 flat defense
Anemo tank when
Reminds me of zephyr in warframe . She was kind of "anemo" tank
ygs are bullies 
Why are you geo 💀
bc he tried to be fabulous like me but failed
Big L
yes i agree i am a LEGEND
Not AR 60 smh
that just means i touch grass
its actually because i took a year off and only recently came back
We'll see in 2 months
I see
plus i started playing i think during eula's first banner so pretty late
I started on 1.4 Childe rerun
...
thats all the answer i need
I don't have Childe 
lmao
My first limited 5* was Kazuha
mine too
My man
i wanted my first 5 star to be Xiao but when i saw Kazuha's demo i knew it was not an option to skip
Did you though Sucrose would be better?
WORTHLESS LAMENT

Oh, sad... Kazoo deserves more respect...
do u regret it
there is only one right answer to this qu- 
oh Eula has been an es skip for me since day 1 lmao
Tbh same... but pity 74
I'm so glad I didn't got Eula
What's your biggest regret pull ever?
yall saw kazuha dodge the arrow in his demo and fight back against Raiden and still dont want him? hes literally the protagonist of his own anime
I'll say it... It's ||Xiao|| @twilit flame don't look
that better not be what i think it is
ofc its probably Qiqi or Klee or Diona or some other short name right
It's not Raiden for sure
Raiden for me was an ez skip she shouldnt have been forgiven so easily
i pulled for mika to make him a dps (mega regret)
Did he does dmg?
guys i have never lost a 50/50 on character banner except for when i pulled for Xiao and that was such a sad day
Imagine Ayaka dmg... Now double it...
Now use Kazuha
my fav character who i farmed for a year, saved 30k primos, made 1000 almond tofu and went to wangshuu inn to pull rejected me
Now Ayaka is Tsaritsa
That explains your Anemo vision...
Xiao is the only reason i came back to the game after a year because i have to complete my mission to C6 him and officially become the #1 f2p Xiao main in NA
hey hey hey stop the false accusations i havent spent a penny to get C2 so far
I didn't said nothing...
Imagine spending money on a game
I DIDNTT
Couldn't be me
yall are gonna lose your next 50/50s and get Qiqi
I lose my 50/50s since 2nd June 2022
But...
nvm u deserve to lose
Yeah 28 pity as average from standart isn't for everyone
i dont play HSR because it doesnt have Xiao
Actually...
dan heng is xiao
my average standard pity is acksually 14 🤓 ☝️
You just finished my sentence 🤝
i mean yea Dan heng is cool but theres no one else i care abt

Bruhhhhhhh she haunts me enough alr
How many 5*?
fun fact i dont have Keqing or Qiqi kek
You only care about pogoman
it was a lie obviously 😭
UNBAN MY MAIN AZURREZEPHYY

Xiao is the only one worth caring about
No wonder you put key on ayatoe

Unban my main azurezephyy
What?
UNBAN MY FUCKING MAIN AZUREZEPHYY
Can you speek Teyvat language pls?
huh
RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TALK SHIT ABOUT YALL ON MY TWITTER
Meanwhile I have an account where I got jade spear at 1 pity 1st pull on standard
UNBAN MY MAIN RIGHT NOW
kindly unalive rn

ITS VAL BTW
Mom?!?
I have pogoman on two accounts and shogun on all three (I rarely play on eu and Asia account)
This is my main unban it
Lmao it’s not like we have any power to do it in the first place
Tell mods to do it for me
*you don't
hopw tf did my language settings change from JP to CN I SWEAR i left it on JP before the update... 
You don’t either
Jp better
because boom boom bakudan
How can you be so sure about that 
i dont have Klee
Because your role should be pink if you had the power
this is not my main

Jk 
Still sounds better nevertheless
nah CN is good
personally never really liked cn
i watched the JP trailer for Fontaine and i have to say while JP VAs are known to slay 99% of the time i dont think Neuvilette's voice suits him...
can u understand Chinese
unfortunately
Xiao sounds calm and mature in Chinese which is nice
i took chinese my entire middle-high school and proceeded to forgor everything afterward
same....me working with some ESL kids at my job and speaking in Chinglish 
and just the fact i did not enjoy ap chinese made me wanna not listen to cn va
i think Kaveh EN is better than CN and JP
AP Chinese must be a nightmare
wait so u were learning JP and CN?
not must be, it was; am learning jp cuz apparently a three doesnt get me anywhere, so just learning jp now
I have Klee and she's fully leveled
i took Spanish throughout hs because i figured i might as well continue it since i learned it in middle school and i honestly regretted not having the guts to switch to japanese
welp now you can boom boom bakudan
YES I DO BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN
SEE JP MUCH BETTER
YEA BUT IM BIASED BECAUSE IM A WEEB
Imma cosplay her I love her so much
same tbqh lmao
I'd protect her with my life
i still dont have the arsonist 
havent been watching much anime recently 
wait what woah who said that
altho jjk s2 came out today which is poggers
i said i would die so Xiao can degrade me and call me a nusiance
Well, that's your personal preference
surely you hiding the fact you have a body pillow of him at home
And if you do please share
I DONTTTTT they're too expensive
go to japan ez
have you seen the cost of flight tickets 
Get a normal.body pillow and print the large pillowcase yourself
yeah just get a pillow cover lmaooo
i dont want a Xiao body pillow guys 
Why not?
i do want the Xiao official merchandise keyboard tho im a keeb collector
because im not a simp
i dont even care about keyboards the one i have is good enough
i have like a thousand keyboard switches and key caps
you do
stop projecting
nah thats you
no u
You do
bruh arent they hella expensive
That's an entirely you thought noone elses
i have my ways...i still dont have a transparent keyboard with a knob but rn i cant really buy one so yea
teach me da wae
These are my most recent collections
tbqh i dont care much about keycaps and stuff
This is the one I have now (and the only one I have)
I have this whole vision of the future room I want to have lmao just imagine a typical aesthetic gaming setup ig
My current keeb
I don’t even have a tower pc I have a laptop 
It actually has 3 different times of switches underneath lol
Also the clear keycaps are from another set I bought them so I could work on memorizing the keyboard layout
Oh sorry I mean 4
Surprised you not using a 100%
75% or 65% are my favorite 100% is too big
@hexed owl stop lurking 
Yea I’m using a 75% rn
I’m too lazy I just bought a pre built
Building keebs is fun but I haven’t had the chance to build one from scratch
Too lazy 💀💀💀 but ig now it doesn’t take a long time since most keebs are hot switchable
Anyways enough about keyboards it’s Xiao worshipping hours 
Just buy from someone who has keycaps

I have my previous keyboard but in blue lol havent used it in a while
I don’t even have a desk mat cuz my desk too small
Relate
I didn’t have a desk until I moved to my grandparents
I actually gave away 2 desk mats to my friends
My room is like not that messy but lived in
How come you don’t gi on your pc
nahhh not like that 😱
I’ve always played games on mobile like the last time I used a pc to play games was a couple years ago for Minecraft…
Then why you collecting them keyboards
I’ll build a pc probably sometime during college
Laptop for now, perhaps later I’ll go for tower
I care a lot about keyboards but not necessarily pcs
So what exactly do you do with all these keyboards lying around
Like the sound and feel of typing is important for me
Unless you use for school
I just post videos sometimes on my insta and switch whenever I feel like it ig…but it’s not like I have that many keyboard like rn I have 3 and there’s 4 more on my wishlist
Welp I have 1 💀
And when I have them I’ll use one for every day of the week 
What’s good about mine is it’s windows and mac compatible
Why did the conversation go back to keyboards 
aint that bad
Just because
35 cv decent 
the EM too good for Xiangling
Perfect XL piece
Need er too to become the ultimate oppa piece
My resin is capped
im cool with it my xiangling have 220 ER already so im fine
Time to go into the vermillion domain for the millionth time
@pale thorn wanna do coop 
Asian Server :/
Oh shoot sorry I meant @mystic merlin
Dam she ain’t want me


Ok then
How to bamboozle 2 ppl at once:

oh yea i was in the middle of Kaveh's hangout

one sec.. Pasta shut up
@twilit flame gimme 5 min
ok
good xiao ?
Dam he never getting his burst up
a little low on the cr and is in desperate need of ER
i know he gonna work all night for the ER lol
ur biggest problem is the lack of ER
i fully invested into succrose
6/10 Xiao 👍
nah its 3/10
@mystic merlin has -2/10 so dw
Bruh 

It’s because I’m too lazy to farm vermillion is it
if u get a good vermillion piece from this i want u to kowtow before me 10 times

I used all my resin already
Therefore I cannot get any more artifacts
you got primogems
fragile?
Gone
primogems use it 🙂
No
ig ill just keep farming deepwood then
Wait I’m finally online

Or getting on 
actually suddenly my stomach rlly hurts
Welp
its ok im used to it lol perks of being lactose intolerant your whole life
Ok so do I still join
its cuz i had a latte earlier and yea still join
man....
@hexed owl is on emoji only mode or smth
BRUH
what now
You declined lmao
oh i just didnt see
on god
When you whale too hard
Or yknow . Level your weapons is an option
i mean i can just delete and get stone
@mystic merlin MY PHONE DIED
yipee
Er

BRUHHHHHHHHHH
sobs
We will never know what came of the sands
What
It’s already bad 
Average echoes piece.
Nobody even SPEAK to me about that domain. Always with the double crit drops that never roll crit.
r u sure abt that?

bruh im convinced its @mystic merlin 's bad luck that cursed my sands
I too have one Xiao piece that actually rolled crit
HOW IS IT MY FAULT?????
WHO ELSE'S FAULT CAN IT BE
ITS YOURS ONLY
Tbh I don't even need the domain, I just do it to do it. 🤷 I don't use Xiao or Ayato
I have a lot of days where idk what to use my resin on cause the characters I mainly use are fine. 😞
Should I even roll this

FOR THE MEME
No. That's some hard cope. 😭
this beech gave me a whole lot of def and hp goblets...
Tenacity made me weep today by giving me a double crit hydro goblet with hp subs...definitely a Yelan piece.
flat hp flat atk lol
NUH UH!!!!
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG
ALL U GIVE ME IS FLAT ATK AND FLAT DEF
WELL THATS YOUR ROLLS 
dragon fault fr
WHY YOU PUT THE BLAME ON ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG
Go roll your other pieces then

I’m gonna become a Hu Tao main
She ain’t using hp goblet nor circlet 
did i say you could speak
I live in America where I shall exercise the freedom of speech!!!!!
i deny your rights
Nuh uh!!!
just like you denied my happiness and will to live
peak coping
OH COME ON
Bruh you still coping from my jade spears

I’m crying myself to sleep tonight 
lol why HP circlet on vermil
Because this is the best piece @mystic merlin gave me 
ITS YOUR ROLLS THO I DIDNT HAVE A OART IN THIS
surely Xiao scales with HP
It’s the domain that gave the piece not me 
almost there lmao
i hope both sides of your pillow are hot when u sleep tonight
like sweltering hot
name checks out
Nice try imma put my pillow in the fridge before I sleep
why not just sleep in the fridge :bigbrain:
i hope your fridge breaks down and you are transmigrated to a post apocalyptic world where zombies and ghouls roam about and you have to live on canned beans for a week
that’s how you cope with getting bad artifacts
Now be like me and 100% Fontaine the week it's released (I am unwell)
ITS YOUR FAULT HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
ITS NOT
true
I will not let college stop my being a no-life
IT IS

i didnt know 1# Xiao main of NA uses HP circlet tho
Imagine 100% exploring
Ok hear me out...
surely he doesnt loose a % of his max HP
:clueless:
Who gonna tell him his hp loss is percentage based
this is the dumbest take ive ever seen
ITS YOUR WORLD THO
It happened in this server you can search for it if you like 

i find people who use HP sand coz Homa scales off HP much more sensible
YOU INFILTRATED MY WORLD WITH YOUR FILTHY EXISTENCE
YOU ASKED ME TO COOP
YEA AND INSTEAD OF COOP NOW IM FORCED TO COPE
fleks
mine is better
No mine is
Bruhhh 
lol sure
*Oh, woe is me, a wretched soul undone,
By the misfortune caused by my dear friend, the one.
In the world of Genshin Impact, we ventured deep,
Seeking artifacts rare, treasures to keep.
But alas, my friend, with foolish haste and greed,
Led us astray, to misfortune we would heed.
In domain after domain, we sought our fate,
But bad artifacts mocked us, sealing our state.
With each hard-earned resin spent, we prayed,
For stats and substats that would come to aid.
But alas, the cruel RNG gods would jest,
Granting us nothing but the worst, the very least.
My character, once mighty, now weakened and frail,
Struggling to face foes, my damage set to fail.
While my friend, with fortune's favor, would rise,
Clad in artifacts of power, much to my demise.
Oh, how I cursed the day I trusted their claim,
That together we'd conquer, in triumph we'd reign.
But now I stand alone, burdened with despair,
The weight of bad artifacts, too heavy to bear.
So here I lament, my woes I proclaim,
In this woeful poem, recounting my shame.
Beware, dear reader, when choosing a comrade true,
Lest their foolishness bring bad luck to you.
Oh, Genshin Impact, cruel mistress of chance,
With your artifacts, a fickle and heartless dance.
May fortune smile upon me in the days to come,
And deliver me from the misery of artifacts dumb.*
wtf
Bruh

she lamenting frfr
I’ve had enough of you. Better keep one eye open when you sleep.
but on a serious note, that poem deserves a pin
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THO?????
BRUH IM INNOCENT

the first time in a week i didnt get a 40 cv artifact 
bruh
Why u have high expectations
i understand how Kaveh felt now. I'm just like him; a poor soul swindled and brought to my downfall that a conniving, evil midget
Bruh it’s literally 160 resin you’ll get 160 more tomorrow
i used 400 today bruh
I sentence you to flat def rolls tomorrow.
This is how Irene copes with her artifacts 
surely 54.4 cv tomorrow
Mf I’m innocent to all this
nah, she didn't get any 40cv today, you ain't innocent 
ITS NOT MY FAULT HER ROLLS FAILED I LEFT HER WORLD WHEN SHE ROLLED
its my fault for being such a genuine and trusting person
to think i would be betrayed like this...
Not you.
It’s not like I could have controlled what subs rolled into 
so u still refuse to admit your fault in this
What did I just walk into
But it isn’t?????
*Oh, hear my woes, for they're quite absurd,
Caused by my friend, a Genshin Impact nerd.
In this game of treasures and artifacts rare,
Their choices left me in a state of despair.
Together we ventured, with hopes held high,
To conquer domains and reach for the sky.
But little did I know, oh what a surprise,
My friend's luck was as rotten as stale pies.
They claimed to know the secret of great gear,
Promising wonders that would soon appear.
But lo and behold, with each artifact found,
I'd scratch my head, wearing a disappointed frown.
A flower that boosted HP, as flat as can be,
A feather with defense, what a tragedy!
Substats that mocked me, oh, how they sneered,
Boosting elemental mastery when I really feared.
My dear friend, oblivious to my strife,
Decked out in treasures that gave them new life.
While I, burdened with artifacts of despair,
Felt more like a clown, a laughingstock to bear.
Oh, Genshin Impact, you heartless game,
Why must you fill my inventory with shame?
My friend's bad advice, I should have ignored,
For now, I'm stuck with artifacts I abhorred.
But fear not, dear reader, for I'll rise again,
With determination and a newfound plan.
I'll farm those domains, chase artifacts divine,
And leave my friend's advice in the dust behind.
So, heed my tale, and be cautious, my friends,
When seeking treasures, the saga never ends.
May fortune smile upon you, and RNG be kind,
In the world of Genshin, where artifacts bind.*

So much lamenting smh
Roll
who even uses physical dmg lmao
Vengeance
oh you mean the unreleased character
Razor build time
@hexed owl
BRUH ROLL THE PIECES
Fodder the other pieces you rolled
i did 
WELL I DIDNT KNOW
Ok
-tomorrow
No now
following your advice has only ever led to negative consequences didnt you read my poems
I ain’t readin all that
DO IT
28 cv is nothin 💀
If it were 35+ I'd understand but 28 cv 😭 esp if the other subs are bad
its a circlet
Which set + main stat?
hp maiden 
What
54.4 cv scream1
Respectfully unalive
Def% rip bozo
Roll it
come back for part 2 tmr guys uwu
roll it or has balls
Nice one
why would i sacrifice a +20 for 2 levels guys
Your pillow will be warm on both sides tonight
like cmon now
For a meme 
everyone prayge in the chat rn
Welp
im doing it
CR
IM DEAD IM GONE
What
nice def
My hands are shaking sm rn I almost dropped my phone



Holy
can we unalive them unrespectfully
Just unalive no respectfully
but guys my Xiao flower is still better its 51.4 cv...
^^^ 
nice heizou upgrade

No it’s fodder material what you talking about
you with 5 54.4 cv pieces on xiao:
anyways maybe you're not that unlucky hehe lets farm again next time
Bruh-
Rip bozo 
should i roll the goblet now
Yeah
No get out 
No it will be funny
cmon guys lets be humble and respect each other
Bruh you absolutely tried to delete my existence 15 minutes ago
just give her 50cv artifact, it's not that hard
So anyways the flower I just rolled is 49 cv but my previous Heizou flower(pictured) is 46.6 cv so like guys it’s not even that much of an upgrade ^^* no need to be jealous

guys my artifacts are too good idk what to fodder sobs



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