#🍀flexers
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rate my kazuha part 3
91 EM 
Yes 
is that Kazuha lvl 70 or something?
Probably
Yes
are you going for DPS Kazuha?
Person ar is 45 
46*
if yes you should have more crit rate >60%
yes
I can't relate 

top 98% 🤌
🤌 nice 10 dmg
Goofy ah graph
you have seen nothing 
?also eu server
yes
nice iceberg
the titanic aint knowing what hit them

FIRST CANON BELL USER????
who tf is that
Freminet
want to bet he wont have any HP scaling?
that's a he?

Yup its in the offical post
" He looks indifferent, but in fact it's just that his passion never comes back up for air."
Nath try not to simp new char challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)
she I think... has eyelashes
It would be funny if hoyo did that
imagine a cryo claymore using hp scaling 💀
hydro, pyro, electro and dendro ok... but cryo? 
then what abt dori then
did dori turned out okay? shes an electro hp scaling claymore
I think isn't bad but isn't that good too 
🤝
hydro goblet 
but damn... I want that goblet
cry about that 

nice graph

I see it point finger 
BASED AS HELL
Thoma
Yun Jin
claymore Thoma and Claymoe Yun jin
(She has any HP scalling????)
no
Both of them have EM spears in their art
Kittain spear for Thoma
Dragons bane for Yun jin
LOL!
this game is trolling me
i got him on my last multie i had and didnt have to get to pity
lord qiqi blessed me for ealy 50/50 loss and then early kazuha
yeah he does DMG
and lots of it
that P3 insta shield is a pain if you cant destroy is fast enough
surely a good artifact today 
I got a bless that heals the character when if performs an extra attack so Jing Yuan was almost dying but never died in fact (when I put Gepard at 5% hp Jing died and I got scared
)
hopefully the path thing did enough dmg to kill gepard
expected af
wait Thundering Furry buffs Hyperbloom to?
or is that a mistake on Paimon.moe
interesting
.... so that means you absolulty should use if and combo Hyperbloom and Aggravate
i can see why its Cynos best set now
how much?
Like 40% + math, I'm not sure, I still don't understand how the set effect works 
140% at max I think
Unless I'm doing math wrong and it's 80
I'll have to check wiki brb
Yeah it's 80%
Strictly better unless you're playing someone like cyborg and trade hbloom dmg for personal dmg
Nihility cracked
those are some really strange Curios
did you picked them because they were new?
no thats difficulty 3
no way they are first times
so just bad luck with drops?
I got an occurrence that was like get a curio for every whatever chance or enter battle so I did that like 4 times 
I chose the nihility and apace cheese one tho, the others were through occurences
Then there was the intergalactic con job occurrence as well so I got to pick one too bc I wanted to unlock pt 3
Tbh was focused more on nihility blessings then good curios bc getting the 2 resonance helps yeet svarog faster, bc I only got one resonance for the last 2 difficulties wanted to try and get 2 since its new
My ftp xiao crit stats
what vermillion farming does to an mfer 
Rank #2 is such a flex
yeah zyonixxx moment fr
it's good
ER or 40 EM? sitting at 900+ already
with xiphos r1 sitting at 192
with the 77 EM piece? go for it
with 77em pc 177% ER 961EM
with ER pc 192% ER 922EM
probably the 192 ER then? you can check on ER calculator if you want
Guess ill just depend on what team he'll run with. XD If freeze i definitely need er
Mhm 🤨
show +15
pulled him literally on my last wish at 3am before logging off and like 4th 50/50 in a row won omg
(im the most f2p person youll see)
I woulda liked ERes rolls but it’s ok
trying to enhance my temporary artifacts but

Just get EM mainstats for him
yeah its temp because my f2p resin is all gone cant farm for EM anymore
ill never let go of it. been playing since release and its just my second 30cr dmg+ artifact lol
very nice
fleks
fleggs



110 wishes for tomorrow???
No
F
Im guaranteed and 50 pity
I'm just waiting for someone that I genuinely like
I just came back too I quit at around the time the last dessert area got released
Whose banner are next anyways?
Eula klee . Koko and wanderer . A rerun banner
Finally
HOLY SHIT
nice clutch
I did not expect this
I was at 50/50 and AT 50 pity
this is my 6th 50/50 won in a row!!!
I guess no Eula for me lmao
first time 36* abyss
row
.... man imagine i got 2 qiqi in one version
And the hardest abyss yet . Nice
should i go hp sands instead 
yaoyao massive clutch lol
I got her c6 from this banner . Fishing for alhaitham and kazuha 😂😂
i have c3 lmaoo
I got baizhu though . Dont need her
THE PIECE I NEEDED LESSS GOOO
damn thats a nice piece
my Diluc would love a decent goblent rn
omg if I had that piece I can hit top 100 for some of the pyro units. Goblets are so rare.
no, probably HP circlet tho
i will forever be a slave to #that domain huh
Fr After year and a half i got the piece im looking for my main diluc 
on set too!!!
Hehe i love u self modeling resin
Hp% 
Ye 1 roll on hp
Pure Pyro dmg build
Holy
4pc CW when?

Somehow this looks like a +24 artifact
three max ER rolls 
I hope i can get a feather like this
nice ER
I would take an ER roll and give it to atk instead but now im just being greedy

Nice CD noob . Get gooder
...
Great luocha piece
tingyun
New hot characters to suck and choke on I mean um pull for!
bro simping for genshin Sampo 
But hotter tho
EM modcheck
400+ em with sword passive 
Not 1000 smh
i dont even use nilou all that much 
which one?
depends I guess, left for mono pyro and the right for reactions
right one then, thx

just use Raiden National 
archons aren't that good smh
this guys don't know how to play... 
can someone bless this artifact pls 
nice flat hp
hp% 💀
noooooo 😭 almost there rip
Oh you guys use nilou as vape? mind sharing your builds to me
I play her in mono hydro
And bloom
I think my build rn is great for vape cause key gives like 300 em
Bloom are just a pure nightmare to me..
this is my normal bloom build 
NOT TOO GOOD BUT YK DOESNT NEED TOO MUCH INVESTMENT
SO ALL GOOD
who is this for
Oppa
Your gpu might go bald soon 
Could be an off piece for someone but I can't think of anyone who would need that straight up
600k finally
Would you C6 Eula in this case?
(true)
C6 Eula is really good so why not 
its a start
some extra CD from Eulas asentions
long haired men>>
Off piece for nahida or Kazuha I think
HEYYY PARTY PEOPLE!! I'm currently grinding genshin, wyd? https://www.twitch.tv/hyperajm
Rah I need to use my resin which I really wish didn't have to run out so often...
Fleggs
eggs
she has physical dmg bonus as ascension
your mom
no she doesn't
she doesn't
idk then anyways physwho
that def lmao
high def is normal for on field chars tho
not a huge improvement but i ll take it
+15 it
sweet
no its not that good
the only reason i even went to +9 was because i use the LC that changes Effec resistance to heal%
1 1/2 years later and all my sanity, I finally got these two
When the abyss is to too hard so you haven’t used your raiden in 4 months:
Ignore the friendship this was an old photo
.... i have to check
there's no way this is my best flower for her
My ass thinking that the er was cdmg
i wish
I need better artifacts for my yoi
All my luck went to emblem meanwhile I have mediocre shimenawa artifacts
Emblem luck huh
I have like 4 sets of cracked emblem and my (relatively) depressing shim pieces are just sitting there crying
i think this is my second best Emblem
i would have to check Xingqui
Its good but like it’s not THAT good
Only reason her stats are high are bc of her sig weapon
My yelan hp is so low bro how do u do that
yeah
im still on R3 Rust
makes her way weaker than Hu tao with R1 Homa
sucks because i want to use her to
I wanted hu tao but I got yoi instead bc hutao didn’t rerun for so long
But like 2 versions after i got yoimiya she decides to rerun
lol
HP% subs and 1 main stat
... its not that high
it seems to be about the same as average
and you get a bit more from 2x Hydro
you dont need that much ER for most teams
I personally do
And also it’s more fun when i play her solo. Besides, I can’t even get an ho sands, I’ve been trying for ages to get one
if you play her solo you get a ton of favonius procs meaning you dont need much ER 🤨
As I previously said, I cannot get an hp sands for the life of me
where
Is this a sign??
roll it and we shall see
Speaking of which her rerun is only hours away
I'm not pulling for anything until the bamboo slip says great fortune
Eula soon
#1 Xiao Main
ok
perhaps not #1 but pretty close
the only thing i can do atp is get higher rolls
imo my Xiao is perfectly balanced in crit ratio, ATK and ER
i wanted to check my Xingqui's artifacts on Akasha but the server is already down

#83* 🤓
I would argue that anything above 92 cr is excessive 
Also your ER is too low
And I have C2

And triple crown
Not worth
He is the only reason I play this game
C2 
Plus I have 15 crowns left so yea I might as well spend on my favs
Er problems you say???
Not EL 🚮
Well now your cr is below 90 so 1/10
Cringe set
Whatever you say 
Er and attack stronk

2p 2p works fine enough
Yes but you have fueled my competitive spirit so no
Cringe vermillion ain’t worth farming 
Anything for Xiao
Most sane xiao simp

If he ever gets a skin I might just break my f2p status 
It has to be a good skin tho
oh yeah i forgot to ask
is the abyss the same as the last time?
i didnt do it yet so i can get the points for the 12 stars asap
yeah unfortunately

Abyss has reached tryhard level I don’t even dare to attempt 36 star in fear of losing my sanity
i have 36 stars with xiao in this abyss
but its not worth losing your sanity over
xiaotional when
Teams?
Can’t access battle chronicle
When I get my rank 69 back
Just your floor 12 teams unless u don’t remember
That was last abyss (earlier June) not this current one
I think it was shogun + xiao or something
tbh its still not that hard
Just a pain to reset
Mono pyro is great for the abyss mage f$#$ land
And Double hydro with Diona or Layla will burst the new boss open prety fast
I refuse to use Diona
Cant wait for it to change
The 2x beasts cant leave fast enough
I have her at C15 atp I hate her sm
It will change and then become harder
But she great for cryo particles!!!!
I hope she di-
No the new abyss in 3.8 will deffo be much easier
YOOO CHILL
No chill 
She just want to be built
Plus I am not a furry
Fair ig
Although Xiao with cat ea-
Only used her as a cryo battery for my other units


Changed sides rq
Susge

Welp look what I found 
burn that shit down 
Irene is gonna be the only person to oppose me from deleting this shi
I am ashamed to say I have seen that MMD at least 69 times…
KEEP IT IN THE BOOKS
burn the book also 
YO WHAT
I COULDNT STOP MYSELF
THE DANCING
THE SINGING
XIAO
CAT EARS
XIAO
XIAO
You are literally like my two friends
burn your 2 friends down 
Relaxxxxxx
sure, [insert more cursed xiao cat ear dancing]
No this video will go down in history. I will pass the legacy onto my children who will then pass it onto my grandchildren as well
If GI is still alive after 20 years
GI doesn’t need to be alive I will dedicate a shrine to Xiao and put that video into a CD and music player
Most sane xiao simp
Welp 2 more hours
I wonder have you met his va irl before
I haven’t because I don’t live in Japan but I can recognize his voice instantly because it’s so unique and he is in a lot of anime I’ve watched
O you play jp too?
I switch between EN CN and JP because I am indecisive
Jp better change my mind
this reminded me that I should play with KR voice, english is so cringe 
CN and JP are the best but EN is the language I’m most familiar with so when they say a joke it’s funnier because i understand the joke
Yea but some of the English VAs are really good like Albedo and Kaveh and Cyno
What Xiao has that is soo interesting?
ez 
A sad backstory. I’m a sucker for angst especially for people who never did anything wrong and deserve better
That’s why you learn

So you basically like every single anemo character released 

Basically except Jean and Sayu because they don’t really have anything
Welp 
Kazuha lost him best friend too
Yes the person likes basically every anemo character
Jean overworked a lot, she's gonna die soon
Yea that’s why he’s second
But did her friend die??? NO
you sure? how can you be so sure
She would have been sad
I regret with all my forces for pulling Xiao btw (I kinda don't like him because of that now...)
Funny he’s c2 for me 
Ofc you said this in front of the xiao simp
Venti looks fine when all of his friend died 
She’s not gonna die plus being overworked is sad but Xiao has eons of constant suffering, dead friends and allies, and basically lives the same day on repeat
Venti's body is his friend lol
He drinks to forgor
Yeah

Venti is probably used to death I mean he lived through the archon war
Yeah Venti is a god anyways
It’s okay everyone has opinions even if they are wrong and incredibly misguided
A GOD 🔥🔥🔥
that mf is a alcoholic before his friend died 
The archon war
Nah I like Xiao... I only hate the playstyle...
what he was a spirit before his friend died
Fair enough I will say that after a while the playstyle does become unappealing
Mini abyss mage 
Actually anemo abyss mage
Yeah

wait but when abyss mage for anemo
What’s wrong with jumping up and down
Venti is the true vilan here fr

That’s the main reason why I pulled anyway
Eeww that's kinda sus
ITS Fun
who you do you plan to pull for? star rail
really nice reason to pull for a char 
Nothing wrong but it does get repetitive lol whenever I fight with him now it’s basically on autopilot(although I guess you could say the same for any character you’ve used for a long time)
Star rail? I just pull 
tbh, I don't wanna think much in another mihoyo game, just pull to get result 
Kinda, maybe Kafka cuz... Well... Ik 
Ofcourse it's kafka
Then again haven’t really been using him much sooooooo
IL has alot of interesting lore in the game so that's why I'm very interested.
Jing Yuan and his lightcone and Silverwolf 
All 50/50 

I literally do not have time to play both Genshin and star rail plus I like grass
Yeah it feels good touch dendro
Too far gone…
ye, apply some hydro and pyro to get burgeon
STOP
Aggravate 👁️👄👁️
nice, where did you get your electro
oh we pulled for same characters 
While you at it apply electro and you get quicken


shut it devil, I'm F2P
Damn

yeah.... lore... 🤨
Well lore and other stuff but mostly lore
You guys read HSR lore?
only lore with kafka in it 
Ur bio…actually down bad
Wow
Why do people always check my bio
ye, weirdge
wait till he gets nitro so you can see his banner
My bio is better
Did u download Discord just to join the Genshin server
Lies
I don't 
(real)
those are my fingers go away
Nuh uh!!!
bro has pink nail polish on ig
mhm 🤨
Hey I also joined my friends server
You guys watch vtubers
it says u joined discord on the same day u joined this server tho...
good, keep it that way kek
people here too horni, imma go 
It not it’s just some simpery
I joined multiple servers tho
i mean ive seen a few videos and clips but i wouldnt say i watch them
NOT IN THE BLADE SERVER???
Alhaitham can snap me in h-
Go to #cafe-shrine-refuge
Yo enough barking for xiao
Who said that not me
I'm not


you will be there in no time 
🤨

1 hr and 30 mins left
What harem????
Until you can go back online
Ganyu is my wifey ofc
None of the characters include any cryo female characters sooo
Let us spend the rest of this time appreciating and sharing the virtues of our god Xiao
Countdown to the end of the world?

I'ma sleep bye 
Countdown until the grass avoiders unite
remember to apply hydro to get seed and electro so the seed can fly
No just aggravate
Honestly this entire patch is a easy skip for me which is good because that means I can save for Xiao
You don’t even have his weapon

Drip over meta trust
Remember that social interaction is necessary to avoid Vitamin D deficiency and devolution of the human species
I should try with Pela next
Wha
I hate human so nah
wait does the strangle thing SW/Quantum characters break do considered as a DoT?
Respectfully, please consume a Lego and faceplant into a cactus
Why????

small piece of lego won't kill, the cacti part is just hurt, use torture device fr
No he is a fellow Xiao enjoyer so he will not be punished too harshly
They know I have jade spear
Nvm just kill him please 
I have two actually

At least I got Homa in 50 pulls
I got Homa and Elegy actually in the same ten pull
I am F2P @hexed owl 
Wtf 94k strangle
Pulling on weapon banner is cringe
I won every single weapon banner trust
I see the skyward spine
That was from standard
Even so I don’t believe you 
Susi
video laggy so here damage kek
Do I need to pull banner history to prove even tho I’m sure it won’t show it
You don’t want to be my villain origin story

How so lmao
someone who has been harassing and stalking me. alongside making lies with no proof of any claim.
ok
still super confused but ok
I can dm about it
bro I literally don't care about you. I don't think about you. leave me alone
is it this person in chat or? ok nvm
me.
he is literally making baseless claims and has for the last month
i have no reason to
I just want to know why no mod is responding to my report
aint no way you just joined this server to say this claim
yes. he has. about 15 times
tf
I quite literally don't care about any of this. Believe what you all want. I have actual proof behind my claims
well i dont have any reason to block so
I'm just annoyed by all this man
You should really include proof before making serious claims like this, especially in a channel which it isn't appropriate to share in.
he literally has none
true
I'm not gonna take anyone's side here but like...y'know. Maybe don't chase someone down in a Genshin server of all places especially without proof. 😭
I know for a fact because I have proof of him doing those exact claims and worse
proof? 🤨
i don't know why the fuck yall trying to cancel a twitter user on a flexer channel 
No screenshots means you have no basis, sorry. Now maybe take this to dms or smth!
ok you made your point, now get out.
Here's my Eula who's only 'good' at a glance to maybe help diffuse. 
exactly
flex a twitter block niice
oof rip top 27%
I'm not trying to do anything other than make sure my name is clear for obvious reasons
too many crit rate
It's really the Pale Flame pieces (except the goblet) bringing me down 😭
thats a lot of hp/em
shatter build? 
ER 😔
holy hell thats a lot of hp
Wherr are the eula pulls ?
Yeah I haven't farmed Pale Flame in uh. A good while. I got her crit balanced then quit. 
Or is the server not up yet 
imagine farming pain flame
😭 Ik. I need to farm again.
its up already
I've been farming uhmm Gilded/Deepwood for my Yae & Lisa + Kirara hopefully 🙏
Oohh shiii i need to go pull my 9 rolls then
What warranted this comment???
While I agree with this sentiment this is seriously not the place 😭
laugh at this muted user 
LMAOO mods lurking here
thanks mods!

basically person got pissed at a twitter user
Ahhh I could try Pale Flame with my resin
BUT you could wait till 4.0
I could yeah 🫣 but why would I when I have nothing else to farm rn tbh
emblem eula
uhhh
The only thing I really need rn is an off-set pyro goblet for Xiangling lol otherwise nothin I want tbh
I do want arti loadouts though.
what was deleted 
Nothing too serious. Just weird comment
I don't want to say and get muted myself 
basically arguments without any proof
just some weird person creating a burner account to spread some agenda
Not an agenda lol, just someone tracking down someone in a server to spread baseless accusations of heavy transphobia
THANK YOU
Meanwhile og haver here
now there is no way to tell a 1y+ player anymore

[insert 1000 days battle chronicle]
Also got Song of Broken Pines in 30 pulls
Begone
Just go and see when they obtain Amber in character archive

Bruh this game
For what
Person above
Passerby is the equivalent of maidens with the cracked pieces LOL
ITS LITERAL DEFENSE
Oh damn LMAOOO I was looking at the substats
C2-5 literal dog
Man I have the temptation to pull even though I absolutely do not care about any of the 5 stars in this patch lmao
Pull for the meme
It’s probably because it’s been a while since I’ve saved for a character
I have no temptation to pull this half bc I want a chance at kokomi but watch me lose anyways 
Hell nah
what if I could’ve gotten Xiao in that 10 pull
Just save enough wishes for a guaranteed ez
Is he the only thing that’s in your mind lmao
Yes
I have enough for one pity by the time she comes im sure but yea ain't no way ill be able to hit the second pity after losing, besides I just got yae miko after 2 high pities probably won't get kokomi
Not surprised
Honestly I was tempted last patch to pull for Kazuha cons because we all know how good he is
But I mean this will all be worth it when I get my C6 Xiao
C6? Damn you're dedicated fr, id give you my c0 if I could
Pull c1
C1 and C2 are both good but not as good as XIAO C6


So that’s why you took so long to type ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR XIAO EMOTES
I stopped playing Genshin for almost a year and only came back because I remembered my life mission
Drop uid when 
You’re lucky I didn’t add more(and the 15 second cooldown is annoying)
I’m scared of u
ARE YOU SCARED OF MY 4P EMBLEM EULA
is this good for you
Idc about End User License Agreement
That’s right YOU ONLY CARE FOR XIAO
You forgot the c6 in there
You shouldn’t be
I just need 4 more copies until I achieve omnipotence
i just wanted tenacity pieces
Roll it rn
Offpiece 
Since this is the flex channel here is my Xiao flower
And my UID I guess
that was a mistake but whatever
51cv
51.4 cv btw
No attack% no er% 8/10 
And my Xiao flower from my other set which is almost 50 cv

Goddamn nice
bruh idk who im about to use this on
actually perfect feather tho
Give
Offpiece or anyone who's phys ig
I don’t believe in tryharding
try to steal it from childe 
I only believe in Xiao

I would prefer it if you called it ✨being cultured✨
BUT to be cultured you also gotta give him the drip which only jade spear must be used
^I already showed him
Homa is also drip. It’s the ✨contrasting colors✨ drip
No attack rolls 
But you gotta stay true to the canon
✋ your measly attempt at weakening my resolve will not work
EL better drip on him ngl
When I saved up 30k primos for Xiao’s second banner(I started the game late) I made 1000 almond tofu and stood at the spot we met him at Wangshuu Inn
This time around I will make 2000
PERHAPS HIS ATTACK IS A LITTLE LOW, BUT IT IS SUFFICIENT
the only reason @mystic merlin has 2.6k is because he has 2pc atk% sets like the bozo he is
also has 7atk rolls tf
Childe Leaderboard when
My childe may not have the best set but surely he can compete right
show
Nub
The set is questionable 
I believe this is a pretty good Childe however I am not familiar- holy that image. U r a simp for sure
send me the pic please
No u
Fr shit feather go fodder it

Honestly the only thing holding u back is the lack of a 4pc set bonus, and the fact that it’s Childe and not Xiao
Hopefully after receiving this constructive criticism and feedback you will realize your mistake and pull for Xiao

I have Xiao, he's just benched

the disrespect

prefarmers are krinj
Simp
um ackshually I got her about an hour ago
totally not like i prefarmed for Xiao 5 months before release
Is it really simping if she's just that hot?
isn't that what simping is
Alhaitham and blade are hot. why do you call me a simp then
im not a eula simp so therefore u r incorrect
Exactly you only think of pogoman
pogoman, literally
No! i also think of! of......of....

to be fair i only think of Xiao 99% if the time
what is the other 1%
Xiaos "Pogo"
it's zy0x, we all know
please i am not in any way shape or form related to that cheater
nor would i dress up in a cat maid costume for Xiao nope i definitely would never
🤨
Irene actually zyox discord catgirl alt(real)
^
god i forgot to pre-download and each second i wait is another second i am deprived of Xiao
…General Alatus
guys is the $300 Xiao keyboard from the official shop worth it
https://tenor.com/view/xiao-genshin-genshin-impact-impact-renai-circulation-gif-21659118 you would definitely go bonkers over this gif
burn that shit down
i dont have enough Xiao merch. What about the $180 bird plush
Dunno how to lmao
its mesmerizing
You know the friend req is inevitable

In what way shape or form
yes, i agree that his shape and form is ethereal

Xiao body pillow reveal when
Stop I am not one of those
I'm your online cart, I saw you click checkout 
HLDJHASLIHDS
you're not even denying it anymore, come on let's see it
very deep conversation 🤨
has she been simping for xiao for the past 2 hours now? 💀
Well
no, for the past 3 years
Yes you are you can’t deny it

Do not disrespect Xiao I would never have something as vulgur as a body pillow
3 years absolutely means a pillow has been acquired 
you deffo hiding something
so 2 body pillows instead 
If I go to your profile in game I better see Alatus AND ONLY HIM
according to scientific bullshit(real) a body pillow only lasts for 1 year because it's already ruined by the time it's 1 year old. therefore Irene has acquired 3 body pillows
Exactly
I’ll have u know I am an innocent person who collects keychains and plushies
Aether has been added since that photo was taken
oh I have the same Brand of keychain but it's alhaitham 
furry xiao wearing a dress 🤨
Xiao in a maid costume with cat ears

That is not a dress 
maid costume 🤓
Wtf Irene reads bl
Junji Ito was right you no longer human

It’s not bl only the extra chapters are
nice "No longer human"
I didn’t realize the book was gonna be like that actually I was just recommended it by many people so I bought it
Anyway
I’m collecting them but they don’t all have English translation yet
I mean, his books are cool, I see nothing wrong with it 
It’s not written by the original author of the book it’s an adaptation by Junji Ito
@twilit flame 12-3 when
smh, why not preinstallation, or you only think of xiao
Stop the stalking rn

I was busy being a functional human being
and that functional human being was thinking of Xiao 
its called multitask
Surely wasn't reading Xiao x reader fan fics
ok it worked im loading in
i dont really think of Xiao like that
sure you don't 
Ara good artifact there
i would say i think of xiao like xiao thinks of zhongli
Surely 
definitely
Anyway
yea but unfortunately i only have good luck in flowers
😔
anyways while waiting for Xiao, i suppose i will continue to build Heizou
Well don't worry I aslo have flowers as majority 🌺 u not alone 
No if you were a true simp you would stay in vermillion forever
who said Heizou cannot use Vermillion 
You guys get good flowers 
Well 2p 2p that is 4p copium for him
surely just 2p
The flowers are a sign of beauty without them idk what I can do. But sure 😊 they smell nice
i am so tempted to pullllll but i only have 67 pulls
no no I must remember that everyone is irrelevant except for Xiao
3 years in, still no mona somehow
Pull for whom anyway
ACCEPT THE FRIEND REQ

exactly, i dont even want anyone here but i just want to do the act of pulling
And it's even getting harder when new standard banner characters are added 💀
I love when I get defense
my friend list is full 
🐀 i think im ok with getting anyone on the standard except dehya at this point
You got her?
not yet LOL only dont have mona and dehya from it
just kidding...ill accept it begrudgingly
Ohhh my I'm lacking her only
Haha true more goals when u lose 
i missed Lisa's skin and i am assuming it will never come back
He drippy
😭 ive lost nearly every 5050 actually...just a lot of keqings...
i dont have Keqing or Qiqi
That Lisa skin kinda meh
yea but its just annoying that i dont have it
Keqing is nice tbh
I can give you my c2
if you want them i hope you get them! or if you dont want them i hope you dont 😂
stay away from me u pest

once i get that C6 keqing im spite building her probably www
or just leave her at lvl 1 on ur profile as a trophy
I get all my characters to level 20 a 1
😂 thats my level 1 klee
i only got her this time bc her outfit is cute hehe
By then me I'll buy her a new skin to feel evolved
I don’t even like her skin 
OPPA AGAINE
My condolences

Idk it’s kinda just meh imo sorry
Hehe no it's fine 
www why sorry its just ur personal taste
can i steal someone's mourning flower i need them for Kaveh
i wld offer but asia server, sry!
np
I could have helped but the update is not even started

just wanted to see about lucking into a C4 Thoma or Razor (heck, even C2 Mika) ahead of saving a four-star pity, but this is fine
I would consider pulling if I didn't already c6 mika on ayaka banner
What happened to the cryo simp
Can’t get online now
hbd to Barbara
i already have
saving for fontaine cryo
i actually dont have Mika which i mean im perfectly ok with
c3 when
you know... like freminet and charlotte
when you whale for me (real)
ask ayaya (real)
i don't have that much primogem savings rn so gotta save
u should join the Fatui since u already have delusion
woo, 2 50/50s won, about 30 pulls apart XD
still need 6k primogems to guarantee my next 5 *
wait I lie I didn't collect patch compensation so 5.4
doable if the next cryo 5* isn't in 4.0
is 75 pulls guarantee?
75 is soft
I usually calculate "guarantee" as 80 pulls
i see
you normally hit around 74-78 I think
i currently have 71 but i dont lose 50/50 so
highest I've ever gone is 83 for ayaka
For what
5 star
75 is soft pity usually you would get that
hard hard pity for a on banner character is technically 180
usually you can get within 160 if you lose 50/50
We will see about that 
ik but i was just curious what they considered guarantee
has anyone actually hit 180 before
bascially impossible
that's why I normally calculate 80 pulls/5 star
when Xiao shafted me and made me pull over 80 times for a Mona
is it fun to laugh at my misery
I went to 90 for this short emo guy
when mathing it out usually i also put it at 160 worst case scenario
ive seen ppl hit 90 before but never actually seen them lose 5050 and have to hit 90 twice
i just do 75 because star glitter and stuff should cover the rest
Bold of you to assume you not gonna get a 5 star at 75
😂 whats it like to expect to win 5050...
bold of u to assume i get earlies
the only time i have been lucky while pulling is when i got elegy at 30 and then home+elegy at 50
I rationed out like 2x k primogems (must've been >30k in total primogem value) for ayaka rerun
Just a possibility
that was for worst case c2 
i was honmestly hoping the Ayaka rerun would last for 365 days that one time so i could save for Xiao
Oh the good ol days
shanghai lockdown again (manifest)
Doubt it will happen
hoyoverse rebrands and moves bases to Guangzhou
wyf its 1 am
i have to work in less than 5 hours goodbye
Well wyd at 1 am
night!
woo finally XD
i should invest more in my pela
a week late
Dps where
dps BE SW
Sus
I don't have eidolons
relying on BE for good strangle pop damage
but yeah, E4 pretty much makes her a dps lol
Just put her with one of the men you simp for smh
is it really a flex to say that i FINALLLY got the harp at AR60 lol
Me when i got diona at AR 54 or 55 😂😂
I still don’t have atlas or pride yet
for the skyward series im just missing the sword now
I have this
C4 Lets gooooo
not c6
1M nuke for barbaras birthday when 
I'll try 400k today
If I try to crit fish maybe 500k
HUH
wot
But why
drip






