#Gurtland.
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I Am Gurt
Gurt Is Me
And all the rubber duckies and gurts of Oaklands will attack #1448700059574337696
Eventually.
this is stupid
GURT TEH GOD OF TIME HAS CAME TO BREAK TEH GURTS
gnarp has arived
SUMMON THEM GNARPS
TEH SEVEN SOULS
hey piano
yes
look outside teh window
why?
i summoned teh god of time
epic
@next anchor @knotty saddle gurt has gone to war with gnarp
Guh
Uncanon
gnarp starts attacking and scorchine the ground
?
piano I SUMMONED GURT - BOT MY CONTROLS I SPELLED TEA ON IT
yes
this blade is for you destroy this is more powerful then 100m star destroyers
it can wipe out planets from aaa 1000000000000000000000m radius
welp ganrps FLY TO TEH NEXT PLANET
also thx for sending 50% of teh ganrp army
gnarp is engating the gurt fleet
i gave one a blackhole summoner
all gnarp ships are saf tho right
yep
i made it so even if a gnarp is in it its safe can just walk out perfectly
i make em invis only gurts cant see em
k
so undo destroyed planets destroction
yep only works on gnarp planets
Guh
gnarp belw up gurts death starr
YIPPIE
Oh noes
Me running out of material for pritas
The giant vat of liquid metal is running dry
Is special material
i got some
Special metal
take it
that planet is made of it
You don't even know what it is vro
go to deep core
want me to make a drill?
Me need liquid frenchite
hm
Blue planet in viclia sector has it
Me print big drill with mah remaining filament
It also opens up many jobs
slow but gnarps dont get poisoned and their planet stays epic
Planet suffered big unemployment
yes
Now it not
Because big mine
Liquid frenchite is in the mantle
So is so deep it not even need air purifier
@next anchor @warped elk
yes
Wowo
ill get more black hole summoners
Hmmmm
Me almost outta vitite filament
i have loaded 50m gnarps with black hole summoners i made some clones
lets say my lab is a bit bigger then that
Impossible
its on differnt planet
Printaland is an entire planet
that yall dont know about
Artificial planet
gnarp has allied with new grimble government to destroy gurt
Me omw to destroy gurt
whaaaa 
Frenchieland soldiers boarding big ship
i was something in teh gnsarp thing a long time ago
i have inproved my lab
gnarp fires at planets
a lot to help teh gnarps
btw dont shoot a gween planet with pic of 500 ganrps on it thats my lab
its because
its making deadly weapons for teh gnarps to take out gurts
its only made 25k so far]#
i need to make 100k more
can we keep peace
focus on attacking gurt
I ask for a cease fire while talks go on
piano i have secert put a blackhole summoner on your ship use it for teh planet destroy it wont attack any ganrps it can touch any gnaro thing it has no dealy to shot
Frenchieland continues bombing gurt planets
Huh
we have a death star
that will be fine
i made teh big thing so no reson eh keep it just in case
will take some tho just in case
Me is outta vitite filament
farvlican has some it has nearly every thing
Vitite is for printing clones
oh
Me omw to farvlican
Is on other side of map from printaland
it is in the midle of map
hyper drive
Still take long
it takes 1 hour what do you mean long
We is currently working on making high speeb cargo network from farvlican to big importers
Hour is long
fair
1 hour is long because it's 60 minutes that are short
Short + short = long
Am right doe
Me has idear
@warped elk @next anchor we have temporary peace with gurt
Ok
do we have any gurt supporters
if so I will add you to museum
Confederation of Gurt.
we have peace for now
all gnarps and grimbles are allowed, NOT grudge.
why grudge hate?
fair
gl im gonna destroy it

this is why gurt make anti grudge 
grudge just want peace
my little grudges just want to make a big union and dominate the world
so the family gurt grudge gnarp and grimble won?
we have to make a g’s trophie
lol dont give the attention grudge needs
peace yay
@next anchor bring some food to feed every one
Oke
Foodge
send it in a star destroyer
Oke
google doc
I will not forget (I’m making a presentation and writing lore for this vro)
dont forget the wars that all happened in gnarpia
gnarpia has lots of lore
isn’t that like my whole English essay
you will see why gnarps hatted grimble for so long
I gotta go through all of gnarp post
come up with new lore for gurt
and write it all into one continuous lore text
actually I’m gonna divide it into different attacks
for the gnarp at least, different attacks
I gotta actually use my fantasy is what your saying
gnarpy
that gif on plane is very good
instead of a museum in building a government building @light pond
@cedar needle
Why pink
with “secret” things in it and in front of it
gurt
The gnarpian senate building is not green
I might just make this iron instead
no windows
because secret
anyhow good night
sup
what is going on here bruh
here I was thinking you were a part of gurt
but then you react a X 
@light pond I just acquired 50 rusty putters
we must be able to do something with those
also I need you help
idk what more to build beside a runway and hq for gurtland
i am i just over reacted in the morning when i woke up thinking it was a copy of the original gurt channel but i dont have a problem with this
I’m building a military gurt base
Grimble wiped gnarp
Now gurt will wipe out grimble
I’ll put you in it
as “Original gurt post owner”
sure
@torn bronze no credits for you in gurtland
“❌” 
Piano get credit
Pizza get credit, frenchie get credit, alonzo get credit, reign get credit
but not you 
Eha
Ok
got a radio tower and electrical fences I’ll be applying to gurtland tomorrow
gonna buy the plane and helicopter for gurtland tmrw
gonna try finding a replica of Oaklands
with airstrikes ready
https://discord.com/channels/865737627712749579/1448700059574337696 gnarpia is back gnarp has ended grimble
holy gurt
Yes!!!
Gurtland is growing, the first members just came hewre
help me name them @light pond @remote osprey @knotty saddle
@next anchor
2 more members are on their way (constructing)
Call the first one sonion
🔥
also my gurtians
#1492639929874907377
his name grudge : )
turret for protecting gurtland
gun
1/3 gun : )
why cover gun?
because other gun
this make gun useless
bulletproof glass
you got a point
i remove cover
electric fence soon done around base
i have two laser doors to add somehwre, where idk
@light pond help
what?
i can make a gurt is watching poster
i beg
if you get me alot of iron
how much
ima go ask for a girt imag with no background
its easy
just upload gurt with background to paint
right click the image
then remove background
used this then turned it in picture
thx
this?
like a standing rectangle
i will
👍
hola
line?
a line behind gurt
do the straight one
sure
ok
I got 393u rn
Sure
oooo
gurt
@blissful trout @torn bronze why X if I support grudge
you could ask a mod to reset reactions if you want but that is prob a waste' of their time
nah it’s all jokes lol, and yes wouldn’t want them to waste time
I made a ticket reporting a user earlier today already
thx
you are rich bro
so
it’s prolly my dream item/gift as of now
since gurt
I need to make a vault too eventually
when I have some valuable stuff
just the Halloween gift from last year goes for a couple hundred of thousands right?
I need to start building in my basement too
lwk hate building in basement
idk what to build down there tho
bp shop fs
@neat frost you need a gift of onkiy and a gurt snowboard and a gurt surfboard and gurt egg
gurt oakpiece
gurt egg me got already
gurt snowboard I got
gurt oak piece I maybe get from friend
surf board?
gurtland has acquired their first valuables!!

🤝 
gurt
gurt i gift u this
woohoo thank you my man!
np!
ey gurt
yo gurt
can u give me ur avatar pfp image? ill make a better gurt one for u
yes
here 4 variants
imma make a birthday one for you aswell
@neat frost
here @neat frost
i finished them all!
these are amazing man!
I appreciate it very much
Np!

what about fish
With this command I summon thy destroyer of galaxies
@neat frost death to gurt
Thou shalt know true suffering
You will be grinded down till the last atom
Silenced without a second thought
Thy aeres is now
Gurt was an error to be corrected
@next anchor gurts survived
Fire the death star
🤝 
gurtland doing some stuff
we will be getting a missile sometime this week hopefully
and since gurt is bored gurt will be trying to collect 250 of each fruit/berry/mushroom
when gurtland gets built a bit more, it will expand onto multi plots
this one is Gurt HQ and army
the next would be Gurtlands docks, where we have both the navy and normal container ships
there is a guy whos gubby city got turned into duck soviet union so this makes the ducks evil in every plot they exist in
🤷♂️
🤝🐤
@light pond I have a super good idea for the missile I’m getting
the missile will be in the basement, and at ground there will be a hatch, when I press a button in the missile control room, the hatch will open and a alarm will play (custom vinyl) then I’ll also try making a red alarm
w idea
dont mess with gurt yo

@light pond is Gurt and Gnarp allied?
dm me if anyone want to join gurtland server
@runic salmon all the things I got from geoguessr are at are like 400k in total
all my gifts might be worth a million in total
what about it?
you da goat 🥹








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