oaklands court (archive)

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for all your courty needs

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Wsg

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@unkempt raft @weak willow @tawny zodiac

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vro

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court haha

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https://tenor.com/view/puffer-fish-what-the-heck-gif-24866376

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judge, jimson is clearly guilty

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figgleberry shot my dog

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Well I need to see both sides of this first

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NO I DIDNT

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One person at a time start from the beginning

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jimson you go first

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figgle forged signatures to steal custody of my kid

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you did not tell me you had a kid

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ok first you GAVE HIM TO ME

in the docs

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Does anyone have what real documents look like?

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Thats FORGED

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no its NOT

its offical from the oakcourt

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Jimsons name is red, obviously it would be purple so it is forged

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jimson would never write their name all lowercase

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your honor jimson is 250k behind on child support

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gang they used blood to dsign it

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typo spotted

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you did

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i mean you kinda have to on oaklands legal docs

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cause you forged it

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you made a typo we win

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nuh uh

where

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dsign

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Figgle, I need your side of the story now

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look

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You forced him to say that 😭

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ew what is that thing

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its a cow

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that is a demon

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That thing does not look abused, it just looks.. special..?

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jimson legally signed the docs and now shes saying theyre forged when she owes 250k in child support and she brainwashed our kid

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No its a cow

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hes like 50% cow 50% mechanical he was spliced in a lab

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i never brainwashed it

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It looks like if you crossed a tbh creature and something else

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yes you did

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proof?

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This is a court of law, arguing does not help the sentencing

It actually lowers the chances that either of you get the child

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ok i am back i was getting advice from better lawyers

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tell the truth

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but they said lie

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.

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Someone tell me how much this lawyer costed, I dont think they were worth it

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found it

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they picked me up off the side of the highway

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smh you wrote that

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see shes whispering evil things in his ear

NO I DIDNT

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you legit have evil in your name ked

your EVIL

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YOU HAVE A TOWER WITH LIKE 30000 SOULS

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yo wait yeah they evil

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YOUR EVEN MORE EVIL THAN ME

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in court, only black pens are allowed because red and blue pens can be easily forged

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im evil cause i bully children

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The jury has come to its decision

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well i only had a blue pen

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guys new lawyer is here

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the document is indeed forged

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also picked up off the side of the road

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no its not

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the court requires a sign by a black pen

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seeee

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THYE DIDNT HAVE BLACK PENS

ur a terrible lawyer

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im not in either's side lol

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I HIRED YOU TO BE MY LAWYER

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came here to cause chaos

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YOUR HONOR HES LYING TO CREATE CHAOS

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lol

ok so like what happened from the beginning

lemme hear the lore to actually help instead of lie and stuff

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someone get a ddr machine in here

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signed legal documents, jimson says forged, 250k in backed child support

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it is forged

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The jury has come to its decision, neither of you are fit to care for a child, and therefore it will be rehomed to more suitable parents, both of you are also going to oakprison and will be forced to mine void crystals for 347h, the time will end once 1000 have been collected and stored in a storage drawer with proof sent

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and 6 months behind on visitation

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WHAT

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jimson, do you have any evidence of it being forged?

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where is julius gonna go??

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can i have the child

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this is intresting huh?

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You work with jimson, so no

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i was bribed

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give them to me quick before they get taken

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NO YOU CANT TAKE HIM

I HID HIM

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now your charged with kidnapping

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ok so what the hell

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i was gonna say that

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not kidnapping cause HES MY KID

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who birth it

who raised the kid

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Under the court of law the child must be rehomed until both of you become better parents for the child, if the child is not rehomed then it will be considered kidnapping and I will increase your scentence

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jimson birthed, i raised

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it is my greation

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you're all guilt death penalty now

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You are banned forever for trying to be the judge

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yes but i raised him

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i support this

lets kick out the judge

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SO, you admit to the kid being yours. AND you refused to pay child care money. case solved.

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The jury has decided

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death match for child custody

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I am the jury

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has the jury reached to an conclusion?

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no

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Death match for child as the other juror agrees

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i say no guilty!

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jimson openly admitted to the kid being theirs and not paying child support

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Yes, The jury has come to its decision, neither of you are fit to care for a child, and therefore it will be rehomed to more suitable parents, both of you are also going to oakprison and will be forced to mine void crystals for 347h, the time will end once 1000 have been collected and stored in a storage drawer with proof sent

Both of you are guilty

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SEE

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thats just not fair, or legal

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new information has arrived, your honour

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Its completely legal under oaklands law

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please rethink the conclusion

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JIMSON JOINED TO TAKE HIM

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let me see my kid figgle

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do i get away from this without punishment

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NO YOUR GONNA TAKE HIM

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Shoo shoo

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let me see my kid figgle

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dunno what to do bruh

everyone got a jail sentence 💀

am going to be fired

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Well technically it isnt jail,

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yO

She cut his leg off1!!

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im fired 😭

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They have to farm 1000 void crystals and in return make a ton of cash to use for child support

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NO???

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edited

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WHERE IS ITS LEG

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YOU fake!

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HE HAS A CAST

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CHARGED WITH MUTILATION

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HE BROKE HIS LEG ON HIS SCOOTER AND YOU DIDNT EVEN VISIT

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you ripped his leg off

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HE BROKE HIS LEG

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you broke when you tried to kidnap him

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MUTILATION

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thats his poop

jim hes mine now you left him here

look hes scared o f her bro

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@earnest dove will you be a suitable parent for the creature?

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shes trying to scare me into giving him to her

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JUDGE

FIGGLEBERRY IS KIDNAPPING THE CHILD

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NO YOU CANT TAKE HIM

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Huh?

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AND THEY RIPPED ITS LEG OFF

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Idk anymore

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THATS JIMSON

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Who..

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lmao

i forgot

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SHE KILL ME

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Jimson and figgles "child"

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FIRST DEGREE MURDER

DEATH PENALTY

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i asked you to GET OFF MY BASE SO I CALLED THE COPS AND THEY KILLED YOU

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Oh..I don't know if they can thrive in my cold base

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not me

your honor hes happy on my base he doesnt wanna leave

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I think they can lol

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i got fired guys, they taking me to jail

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hes scared of jimson

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you ripped his leg off

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Um I don't have a license to adopt

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he cant, he will die in the cold

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he fears you

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im taking the child

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THERES A CAST. HE BROKE HIS LEG LAST WEEK ON HIS SCOOTER

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You and jimson ripped off his leg while fighting, as proven neither of you are fit parents

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he broke HIS LEG

ITS NOT RIPPED OFF

you can take him if you can find him

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where is the lawyer

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she killed him

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i am coming

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find the child

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hes alive and well

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someone send me a link to the oaklands ps

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its in oakgen pinned

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Let me in 😢

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definetly not happy if hes locked in a basement with no food, water, sunlight, friends, room to play

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i got fired

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he has all that wdym

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gimme the child, ill take care of it

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not happening

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its a solid cube theres nothing back there

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theres something back there

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fake

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i just got teleported away 😭

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see shes hiding him

dood

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mass murder

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there is no basement

HES BREAKING INTO MY BASE

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we have a warrent

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NO PROOF

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can we just let a wheel decide this whole mess?

end of story

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a wheel will decided what will happen apparently

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lemme get one

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someone make a wheel

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IM BEING KIDNAPPED

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spin it

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i get the child

i get the child

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bro this thing cannot live in the wild

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i get it

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can we lowkey just put it down if it lands on that for the saftey of the world

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well guess what

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glaziola knows waht they are doing

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no

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the wheel has decided

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NO MY KID PLEASE

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that was waht i was seeing coming unironicaly

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the child gets to live free in the wild with the butterflies

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ill pay you to spin again

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how much?

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it´s final

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its MY kid

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i got 15$ and i just gave you 5

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im supposed to be corrupt not you smh

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YOU GAVE HIM TO ME JUST MAKE ANOTHER

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child gets to go live with flora laura

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😭

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oh god thats even worse

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release them into the flowering meadows

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its better then mr.moldy down in the lumite cave

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let me give him on last gift goodbye then

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on second thought, letting them live with akason might be better for the kid

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alright ill spin the wheel one more time

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alr

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WHAT

caps sorry

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how the heck

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also im too poor to get the sign

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yall the child gets to go free

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i have a gift for him

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AW

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ig it´s final them

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does the child want to be with me

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release them in the wild

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fine

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the child will be sent off with a rusty joop barrow and be able to drive anywhere they want, if it be the flowering meadows for butteflies or to the desert for some furniture

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that settles it

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✅

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were talking hold on

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yall whats yall users

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alright everyone say bye to julius 💔

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i wanna join

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just check the playerlist

oh im dumb uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

free ps 1

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elaborate

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i released him

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how do i join yall

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ok ig gtg bye

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cya

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faske

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ig the case is closed

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fake fake fake fake

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the child is now release into the wild, childsupport is no longer needed to pay

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ok court over

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cool siign jimson

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how do i delete this

[weak willow]

court is over

[tawny zodiac]

hey stop closing this

this is TD history dont delete it

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fine just let it be closed

its history after all

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let this be archived for forever

util this gets hacked somehow

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.

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oaklands court (archive)

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hehe

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or unless another court comes

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ITS CLOSED STOP TALKING

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in which it probably will

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talk

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lol

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vro jimson left

we cant fight to the death anymore this sucks

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https://tenor.com/view/chaos-jevil-delta-rune-undertale-undertale-memes-gif-25575869

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i deid

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actually just keep talking so it stays present

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ill fight you to the death razor

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ok bye guys

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im gonna win noob

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b (for archive)