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[opaque hound]

I'd offer 3.5 for it

[candid prism]

i didnt lowball kid

lowball would be like 1.15 million

w edit

that message dont exist pal

[formal grotto]

deleting the message is sad💀

[candid prism]

wdym

thats from a different post

[gentle galleon]

100k

[flint wolf]

I’m so confused what?

[candid prism]

me too bro idk whats happening

[gentle galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

i offer 110k @flint wolf

and power of friendship

[prime heart]

would you take a mcdonald's bigmac that i found inside your couch

[flint wolf]

So a stolen McDonald’s Big Mac

[tawdry coral]

Will you take stolen fries for it?

[flint wolf]

Idkkk that’s a really good offertrr

[tawdry coral]

So will you?

[opaque hound]

I offered 3.5 at the top, must of missed it

[flint wolf]

No thank you

[tawdry coral]

Stolen fries > 3.5m

[flint wolf]

Ion want dat

I want more

[opaque hound]

"Don't offer lower than 3.5m" ok...

[flint wolf]

Yeah

Cause they’re 3.5-5m right

Or am I tweaking

I’m p sure I saw one for 5m

[tawdry coral]

Mushroom, how about a green mushroom (your brother/sister) for it?

[flint wolf]

Or 4m something like that

[flint wolf]

I meant that for lowballs…

[opaque hound]

Fair. Ill just wait until more are aquired and the price goes down a little. Not in a rush to get one

[flint wolf]

Idk if the price is going to go down

[opaque hound]

It's an item that's always in the game, as time goes on more and more will be farmed

[flint wolf]

Idk

I mean emberbane has been 80k for like literal ages and it’s always been 80k

[tawdry coral]

Dear red @flint wolf , I'd like to trade 1 member of your SHROOM family from the Mario game for the light etcher axe. Here is photo of my offer.

[flint wolf]

Like it’ll probably drop but not that much

[flint wolf]

Nuh uh I want moni

[tawdry coral]

How much? I have some.

[flint wolf]

Damn bro 😭

I want money from Oaklands!!!

[flint wolf]

That’s irl tradingggg

[tawdry coral]

I can build these coins and the green mushroom.

[flint wolf]

I can build them too

[tawdry coral]

Yeah, but I offer them for your light etcher

[flint wolf]

I don’t want them

[tawdry coral]

...

[flint wolf]

..:

[tawdry coral]

You don't want to save member of your SHROOM family from the mario? JUST LOOK AT THE FACE OF THIS SHROOM!

[flint wolf]

No I already have one

[tawdry coral]

Which one?

Green, purple, gold, yellow?

[flint wolf]

The yellow and green

Are the only ones that exist with red which is me

[tawdry coral]

What if I will give you this one for the etcher?

[flint wolf]

What the hell is that

[tawdry coral]

Poison shroom

[flint wolf]

I’ve never heard of it

[tawdry coral]

I've never heard about Mushrooms like you, who doesn't care about their family.

[spring rock]

@tawdry coral Congratulations! You have reached 1000 points and unlocked the ACTIVE GOOBER activity role!

[flint wolf]

I already have a green mushroom

And a yellow mushrooom

Why would I need a toxic poison mushroom

[tawdry coral]

Poison mushroom is still member of your family

[flint wolf]

But they’re toxic and poisonous

[tawdry coral]

Poison mushroom is your mother!

And blue mushroom is your father!

[flint wolf]

Poison mushroom is not my mother

Blue mushroom isn’t my father

[tawdry coral]

Mushrooms have to use spores to make more mushrooms, so they had to divide to make you 4.

Your mother made you and your father

your father made green and yellow mushroom

something like this

[flint wolf]

Uh twin i don’t think that’s how it works

[tawdry coral]

There is only 1 more way, but I don't think mushrooms make kids any else way.

They can only use spores.

Spores are parts of them, that grow new mushrooms.

They are cutting their lives to start another life, but mushrooms only stay alive until mario eats them.

@flint wolf , what will you answer?

[flint wolf]

I didn’t learn ts in biology

wtf

[tawdry coral]

So will you give me the light etcher for the poison Mushroom?

[flint wolf]

How are you going to give me a poison mushroom

[tawdry coral]

Mix you and the blue mushroom

XD

Joke

I will build the poison Mushroom and give it to you.

[flint wolf]

Yeah but ima builder and I could make the poison mushroom like you can

And I want money

[tawdry coral]

Yes, but I explained you some biology facts about your MUSHROOM family from the Mario game. You have to pay me some oaklands money.

[flint wolf]

No I don’t you didn’t say I had to pay you and it’s public knowledge

Why would I pay you for public knowledge twin

[tawdry coral]

Why would I pay you for public item you can get anytime?

[flint wolf]

Because it’s rare

Holds a lot of value

[tawdry coral]

Rare means you have to spend time to get it?

[flint wolf]

And demand

Yeah

[tawdry coral]

You have to spend time to find someone like me who will explain you the facts about your Shroom family too.

You have to spend time to learn it too.

[flint wolf]

I bet anybody who has grown up playing Mario games would know that stuff tho

[tawdry coral]

And also it's rare because not every book has information about it.

[flint wolf]

Which is a lot of ppl

[tawdry coral]

Atleast you didn't

[flint wolf]

Why the hell would I read a book on Mario mushroom facts when I can google it

[flint wolf]

Yeah I grew up playing donkey Kong and Mario kart

[tawdry coral]

Why the hell would I buy light axe if I can grind void creatures to get it?

[flint wolf]

Idk why aren’t you grinding void creatures to get it

[languid tundra]

hii what's the difference with shadow?

[flint wolf]

Shadow is for void trees light is for heavenly trees that only spawn on Friday

[tawdry coral]

Idk why aren't you going to pay me for the theory of mario realm mushrooms.

[languid tundra]

oh aight. thanks!

[tawdry coral]

@flint wolf Atleast give me 1$

Why?

[flint wolf]

So you made a theory 😭

It’s not even true what you said that’s crazy

[tawdry coral]

Is the theory of possibilities real? This theory is real too it's just called a theory.

It's only a "theory" because we don't know how do mushrooms from mario realm make kids. The only possible way is spores, but it's Mario realm so chances aren't big.

[flint wolf]

Probably but it’s not a fact if it’s a theory so you lied

[tawdry coral]

It's a fact that Mushrooms make more mushrooms by cutting their lives to make more mushrooms.

But it's just a theory that it works the same in Mario realm.

But the fact mushrooms only live until Mario eats them is truth!

@flint wolf I am waiting for your answer.

[flint wolf]

That do be true

[flint wolf]

Ok but it’s not a fact inthe Mario realm it’s just assumed

That it is

My internet is really bad for half the school day so you might get a really delayed answer from me

@tawdry coral

[tawdry coral]

?

oh ok

anyways I need atleast 1$

[flint wolf]

I’m not giving you a dollar for a theory in the Mario realm

I appreciate your effort

For arguing cuz it was fun

But

I’m not giving you a dollar for a theory twin

I just wanna sell the damn tool I want it gone so bad

Bump

[flint wolf]

Bump

[velvet scroll]

@flint wolfDo you still have Light etcher?

[flint wolf]

Yes

@velvet scroll

[velvet scroll]

I want one

[flint wolf]

Ok

How much do you want to offer for it?

@velvet scroll I

[velvet scroll]

3,2mi?

[flint wolf]

No thanks

[velvet scroll]

3,5

[flint wolf]

No

[velvet scroll]

how much then?

[velvet scroll]

3,7?

[flint wolf]

No

I’ve heard they go for 4m

[tulip adder]

day 1 they went for 4-5m they def closer to 3m now

[flint wolf]

Well they aren’t too old now

[flint wolf]

@velvet scroll

[flint wolf]

Bump

[flint wolf]

Bump

@velvet scroll I’ll keep your offer in mind but I kinda wanna take 4m for it

Since that’s what I’ve heard

I was gonna take 4.5 but it’s not day one for it anymore

[flint wolf]

b

[flint wolf]

b

selling light etcher 4m

[opaque moat]

Gave 1 Vouch to dylonkejhu (current: #2815 - 3)

[flint wolf]

@tepid dragon

[opaque moat]

Gave 1 Vouch to mushroompower0353 (current: #91 - 113)

[flint wolf]

lets gooo