#🎮┃valorant
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that has to be the comp
Ethan has the best Kay/o in the world if they go default comp I promise nrg wipes these bums
Yetujey is rlly him
t1 ran defaul comp
Jett kayo sova omen cypher
this is the only ascent that matters.
Man is a wagon
basically the same team
Waylay dead, fns in roster, tejo in comp
Plz be serious
G2 ml is cooked?
chill on fns
uh oh
they are double duelist
im scared
they have a sage
Oh nah what is this
ok
Mada sage
its a slopfest
Guys bringing out the prx shit fest asc
LFG
lol under
nrg def won
Lmao
shocked he had double digits
nrg season
its such an easy read
G2 getting dicked down on pistol
destroyed
u next
Skuba farm
how did he kill the 4th LMAO
Wait halftime I need this
ni hao valyn
G2 winning this
wait msda play sage wtff yooo 😂
Wait until they play defense
💀
G2 win 13-8
You are a iron
bro who are u
Reacting to your own comment
Clown
LMAOOOOO
Who’s doing that they are a clown
uh oh
G2 win 13-6
LFG
nrg
nrg still win this
no
ur bugging
i seen enough g2 3-2
mada play like a sage son
did you just see how they tried to play that round lol
stop pushing up
@hasty sail you’re my slutt
Valorant is for dork burgers
no stop you cant be freaky like lezr
@uncut smelt you’re my dirty whoreee
Damn no to
u think after they pulled some stuff like that they wont catch on and fix their plays?
@hasty sail
wsg foundsolo
NRG LOSE WHY PLAY SAGE MADA GOOD?
nrg are not pulling that again
they fried
…
wsg
to already lol
JVC YOU SLT
Das what I’m saying
G2 cmon blow dem out
@river current vezr sending u to timeout WITH him
ah hell nah
let me crack vezr
😭
ff
@cosmic sierra WYA
😔😔
nrg playing like idiots
Yo
can they just stop pushing
pls
Thats your job
but you did it anyways
aura
nrg sold
veno just yapping
so they looked back
Nrg ain’t winning gang lmao
are u watching the game veno
u not aware of how chat works yet?
g2 lost when they missed that vyze ult
u dont know what ur talking abt cause g2 is even worse on defense ascent
esp with a yoru and phoenix on defense
LOL
You are iron
g2 defense is not good
nrg just need rounds
I be back clown
😭
relax
keiko is gonna get to an op if they win this round
Keep assuming
😄
ngl if g2 won that one round on b where vyze ult got him
lead wouldve been 6-2 rn
leaf spent his time eating instead of learning how to play phoenix on ascent
Peak plat at most
g2 has a combined weight of 2 tons
peak radiant
Damn u rlly r insecure lmao u gotta make fun of other ppl
yes im so insecure daddy dont yell
im just coping cause g2 losing i love these lil jits dw
jawg take em home my cambodian king
rank to play odin 🤣
this odin is too good
Why did he stop aiming llmao he would’ve killed him
the guardian wall bang is weak
w odin play
whats the point of this double duelist
and nothing is happening
ok there it goes
Good win
holy grim
How tf did they sell that cmon
alright g2 can we please win a pistol
If nrg win pistol round ts cooked
adammmm
songlasses
son 😭
Ethan need u
u can’t say ts
fr fr
@hasty sail When u saying your picks. Curious to see
dont worry ill be saying my picks soon
trent
alright g2 wins
ggs
Finally damn
nrg sold
Cmon g2
after this game ill start giving you the 50%
g2 fluke pistols lovely
really shameless
ye but those were skilled
😭
your attack winrate outside the pistols is still mid
they gotta work on that a bit during the b reak
Yesirrrrrrrr g2 cmon
no its just shameless pheonix abusers who cant do anything without a r3 pheonix ult
its truly shameless unethical valorant
wtf was that laugh from leaf
these videos were actually insane when u think abt it
Yesirrrr g2
nrg looking fried
alright
Hahahaha
LEV
What I said
shamless pheonix ult abusers
ill see you tmr
i hate g2 son
every single person
😂😂😂
9-7 cmon
deadahz
sigh
yo what is so shameful
@full maple
U quiet
Lmao
If nrg was winning u would’ve been running ur lip
tech pause time
r3 pheonix ult abusing + trent + choking no
dont play ethical valorant
just like why jing is on sage
They have an obsession with sage😔
11-8
Yo if g2 sells ts lmao
ecod
Hahahaha nrg sold
should be it
Yo wym
money is low
I’m here
yo how tf are we going to beat lev on this map
g2 players prolly yelled so loud he couldnt hearit
😂😂😂😂
lev is winning americas im ngl
what do we genuinely run
Wym I just won 100 on g2???
this is unethical valorant
we gotta run like triple senti or syum
u fell for the reverse bait
Ur corny
I just won money wbu
he does this a lot btw
sooo corny ig
i just actually hate g2
Ethan pls pls last
LOL
lev will send them home anyway
Trent 21 ks will forever be funny to me
but makes sense cause ascent is a sofa map
sova
thats what we have been saying
him and leaf are funny af
but it’s just so funny from Trent specifically
@hasty sail the ppl are letting you know
if g2 win stage 1 thats mickey btw
ew why are we losing the low buy
u guys won a thrifty
why is brawk using a guardian
its karma
BANG
BOOOOOOOO
Told u haha
no
americas hopes ride on nrg and lev
nrg is beating full sense is ot maps
kill spread team of doom
ye but i like full sense
and i want to see full sense have a run
well
once g2 go to internationals
gotta support them
time to hate watch emea
Holy Brawk n friends
brawk is a big game merchant lowkey
emea has cost me so much money
trash emea will have boaster getting 20 ks ina map
with alfa doing nothing
Ethan…. Hook
I can’t wait to love watch sato
best typa merchant to be
bro
ong
how many thriftys and man advantages did nrg lose
its fine apparently we havent pracd ascent once
alot.
nrg likes to build up anyway
good story line
mirroring prx prolly
2-1 in groups lose to fs and then beat fs 3-1 in grands
allg
bro if we convert half those thriftys this looks different
u do not think fs is heading to grands
LEV ban lotus
LEV ban pearl/breeze
spike is gonna fry g2 so hard
3rd seed plays first seed teams?
yea
Prolly pearl
they got primmme
no
3 plays 2
swiss stage
give me g2 tommorow
keep in mind primmie is still on a wait see basis with internationals
lev needs to heat ip in group stages
if dude gets farmed then his stock tanks
nah first international
second
if he does half of what it does in pacific will a dub imo
idk they kinda gotta figure out the neon patch
primme was the 3rd highest rated player in champs tbf
on a team that went 0-4 and wasnt close to winning a map
i think hell get it done
I would rather them go to group stages because I wanna see them make out of groups without a op neon
cuz if just got playoffs and look like butt then that’s a bad look for them
xlg bbq chiclen
def doesnt help when his best performing supporting player was ban 😭
im down to farm rarga and friends
nah trust xlg is gonna be better
not against nrg
vook locks up primmie
oh def not
your high
vo0kashu may in fact diff primmie im ngl
alright time to make my 50% list
lol ngl drg was aiming in champs
aspas stocks are in the gutter
aspas is a fraud
very true
You right I forgot I can’t even put bro in the convos anymore 💔
he diffed prime aspas
Guy said “Aspas” 🤣🤣🤣
keznit diffed that bum
prime aspas was a facade
diffed sayf too
Saadhak merchant
real
11-13 and 8-13 losses
carried by less
all true
With governor on his team ✌️
Recency bias of hell
aspas got seated by Asuna
does G2 3-0 or 3-1 tmr
ban is also terrible
Match fixing of happiness
but at the time ban wasnt that bad
😭
ok bro thats like the worst thing u can possibly say
seated by asuna
as much as I can flame him he was alr
I lowkey fucked with ban
LOL
just a very average roster
below avg
that didnt speak the same language
imo if ur roster makes it to champs unless its china its prolly not below avg
yall remember that governor breakable door tejo ult
Ban to me was like the most average player itw at the time
tbh it was edg just falling off at the end
Frost was such a good coach though for them
he did fine 2024 season and 2025 with GE
I’m forever a frost truther
2025 kickoff was bad
that was 2 yrs ago
so when edg won champs
Jett kang
Nice so Jieni is now completely impactless
edg played good masters bangkok btw
they fell off afterwards
im not a edg hater
EDG is garbage
i don’t get it bro I swear china should be the best
its just a one team region
Nothing without Simon
Well India is terrible too
china good at ping pong badminton and synchronized diving
wolves fluke run
also some bomb food
And league
I think
korea better
ill always be the lone china believer
Yes you will
Idk what you even believing in
Stay on that side ✌️✌️
it will work out someday
i wish xlg wasnt a team completed based on if dudes shoot or not
the win condition is way too straight forward
💀
happywei please happywei
Xlg would be good if they had someone better than NoMan
Noman lowkey prevents them from being comp
lysoar actually is solid ngl
High key actually
yea he is
Noman is dogshit
who’s the 5th?
wsleo
…
i don tknow what to say about him ngl
Leo igl I believe
hes igling tho
So he gets a pass
yea noman is the obvious fraud
noman isnt the issue hes just in bad form
they don’t really got an issue
yea but their win condition is just out shooting
wsleo is NOT good
so thats a huge problem
altho most cn igls arent that good
second best team in china
their just in a bad spot cause their import is their star so they cant get a import igl
at least compared to other regions
yea and the one good one got sent to tier 2
He’s IGL got good util usage and sometimes shoots
who
the goat simon ofc
…
😂
simon wasnt igl no?
nobody
ngl idk who igls edg
i think smoggy igld for a bit too
they always switch it around
but if xlg got simon theyd imrpovoe
Nobody is currently igl
don’t speak on my goat
u mean the free under
actually i just remembered
smoggy and chichoo been real nice
maybe it isnt kangkang and friends this time
chichoo nice asf
im ngl
vitality winning London
that is not as absurd as a take
i see the vision ngl
ima pick edg to win london
g2 opens as favorites ....
lev are your 2026 stage 1 americas champions
G2 -133
Do I see the goat Jremy back on the board HOLYYYY
u do
RC got a tier2 super team with Persia, dep, jremy
oh dope japan board
lets go
accidentally doubled a harden/bridges play earlier so i can toss some pennies at jp challengers lol
I was going through the rosters earlier that’s lowkey a crazy team
Literally none of those 3 were even that bad in tier 1
Fr fr
damn they got 2-0d by riddle order
it is kinda crazy they lose in lower bracket phase 1 then phase 2 they lose both qualifying matches
Anyone putting a slip on for g2 tmrw
then they sweep advance stage once they get persia
valorant just too form based
Ight yall I need another sweep 😂
Oh please fkkk
Splash gonna farm that EDG academy team
fr
indeed
Is GE favorited over NS
Dang GE still not respected
Need this 2 mfs to save me
we doing vezr tomorrow
watdatmean
ur getting eiffel towered
kaajak dropping 50 in 2 maps
oh.
@muted belfry why do we have a disagreement :3
ur betterer then her who cares
Lmfao
splash less
hmm
so my friend has him for more
and vez has him for less
ill just fade
Vez has him for less too?
yea
Interesante
Lmfao
gentle mates get double map bans
we lost the plot?
😭
these dam names
lmao
blaster what is gentle mates banning
?
why does it seem like they ban everything
lemme look
@muted belfry SPLASH LESS??
i think ima go marti supreme
im assuming bc of high blowout potential
Idk, who would get the kills in a blowout
I've seen Scales and Slowly also go crazy
Oh did Tyloo finally bench sword
splash for sure gotta be their best player
sorry i’ll delete it
not to mention too ppl already were slamming the over on splash
I'm gonna go Splash over and risk it
Worth the risk imo
My gut is saying to go for Scales though
Holy sht bro dropped an album
that games a bo5 too
no
Ngl bro this album might only have like 2 misses
Also, I am considering Munchkin and Francis over
carefully pick my 50%'s and cook me in the morning
i actually agree with a lot of what he posted
Munchkin has been consistent against DFM
i think map veto edg favor from what i saw
should i delete
ohh
Actually instead of Francis, might do the three man combo
take
wait buggy is so tapped in he thinks edg academy has map advantage
yo these r good ass comms
how has Dambi and Xross been
yo good comms @hasty sail
thats what im here for 🤗
some ppl might call me crazy
pray
but vezr > tezr
call up edg
😂😂
results don’t lie
tezr good don’t get me wrong
yes they do
but i have never seen tezr sweep a list
chill on tezr
u gotta go back while for that i won’t lie
this is a team '
he still a dog tho
@muted belfry office now
we are on a BAD run
we all have bad runs
true
😂😂😂
veqaj is back?
i need the ezr team to have a legacy day
Yessir dw
pretty sure no
thank you for reminding me
cyvoph on board first game at 31.5 vs the team he nuked most recently
soars under
Mysteriously next board it’s veqaj there
most definitely not on purpose tho right
I be seeing u on twitter lol
😂 u cashed me a couple days ago
Ngl I Like Francis Over
valid take
😏
Yeah I do too, but then I can feel Xross or Dambi going nuts
Hmmmm
Imma Ride Wit francis
I Was Considering That 3man Combo Too
I also like Munchkin over
I took Splash
yeah nah its definitely all over the place. I think they ban split and breeze if they had to force em
m8 ban breeze
m8 ban split
m8 pick lotus
skn pick pearl
m8 pick fracture
@hasty sail si or no?
Take the bump from 30.5 to 31.5 over?
lol
Is this a good day to try my luck at valorant again or nah? 🤔
@hasty sail Are any games going to dnp?
nah they shouldnt
while NS vs GE and FNC vs KC are both b05s
they just grade the 1st two maps sop
what’s the ef combo
g2 vs lev on board
Got a favorite two?
ggs bro
if me and vezr agree sh1 is just straight red
W
I need buzz badly
Appreciate it. Splash bumped to 35 tho
Let’s see happen with bump up all
yo are all watching the no neck guy fight rn
Who’s better dambi or Francis
theyre both fighting in .5x speed
bruh the midget fight earlier was mad funny
i didnt watch ts
Who’s better dambi or Francis
dambi
he put the other guy in an arm bar but the guys arm was too small to snap
Ty
ROFLL
na why no neck lowkey comp
this is a crazy build 😭
yo im built like that can u chill
thats my dawg nate
wtf
uwu
lezr spawn
alr bro
Is this a lock? Seen this as a nuke
girl jus went to bed and he starts jestermaxxing
we playing 1 truth 1 lie
?????
U would be nuking an academy game
ok fine hes not jestermaxxing thats just him
W dihawk
What does that mean?
Like g league
Smart to nuke?
BAKUGO!
here he go
Dekuuuuu
dont tell him what to do
norman listen to me
Smart to nuke? @cosmic sierra
@untold lichen SHE WANNA FW AN INDIAN
Idk unc
Do what u please
I need feedback guys
i just told u
its a free nuke
i checked stats
85.6% chance of going under
according to my model
Can you post it here
she wanna hang wit an indian
I’m taking the less not over
i meant under
nah i cant leak the model until it updates
especially the jiggle master @hasty sail
W mans
hes thicc
why is ray j boxing he should b layin some meat
idek twin, i havent put coin on val in so long
vezr likes splash u should ask his opinions
she wanna hang with an indian
bro ray j mad as hell
i would be too if i got knocked out by supa hot fire 😭
did you see the interview. he said i thought we had a plan 💀
ye LOLL
LMAOOOO
big lump on his dumb ol forehead
had him looking like a cartoon character bro
shibal
next fight is xqc vs ddg
🔥
No way this is a real fight
xqc is beyond cooked
no im trolling 😭
I was ab to say 🤣🤣
Did the riddle game start?
No stream on QT right?
lance vs Beasley this time in the ring wtf 🤣🤣🤣
who is kippie
Kippei
i dont see it on the board
most confident val picks
for this upcoming game
anyone
Seoldam!!
seoldam ur so tuff king
i hope bro wins ascension this yr
Fr
that caedye yatsuka seoldam roster shoulda won it
13 kills for seoldam
Get mcdonalds
can we put NS vs GE players or no? because it should be maps 1-3 but they have them as 1-2
yes you can
dude i was wiping my buh n missed both fights wtf
beasley weak asf tapped out in 2 seconds
Anyone have a site for the riddle stats?
Who u got, i’ll tell you what they at rn
seoldam farming crazy
Free
Kippei
What was his line
sleep
I caught him from 28.5 to 30.5
Yea precash seol