🚗┃rocket-league

[pliant socket]

Yo

[golden salmon]

I’m down

How much what?

[steel crystal]

😭

[cinder beacon]

ayyjayy back on lan?

[eager spindle]

?

[willow rampart]

1v1s

And thas hippos fav player

[willow rampart]

Ye MENA/NA 1s this weekend to decide who plays at major

Winner of that will play Mawkzy at worlds ig

HALIBOOOOOOOOOTY

Ik @steel crystal mad asf rn 😭

[steel crystal]

Ur funny

[steel crystal]

I was pressed

[willow rampart]

Dawg ngl

Hali needs a ring 😭

[steel crystal]

No

Shai winning it

[willow rampart]

Against the mvp too after being called overrated 😭

[steel crystal]

Trsut

[willow rampart]

This is toooooo cinema

[steel crystal]

Pacers just got black magic

[willow rampart]

Pacers r ABSOLUTELY CARRYING THE entertainment this playoffs man it’s un real

https://x.com/underdognba/status/1930827534813601848?s=46&t=Ua7ekcKGQv3mndhBdOfYvA

Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA)

The Pacers have four comeback wins with less than 5% win probability this playoffs:

Finals G1: 3.6% chance, 2:42 left in 4Q
ECF G1: 1.2% chance, :58 in 4Q
ECSF G2: 4.1% chance, :57 in 4Q
East R1 G5: 2.1% chance, :39 in OT

X · Jun 6, 2025, 3:22 AM

Like look at this

[halcyon forge]

guys last night i fr crashed out over this

(at least i won the champ tourney BUT STILL)

[bright oasis]

Bro almost peaked

[halcyon forge]

dude i KNOWWWW

[bright oasis]

Also glad to know I’m not the only that plays on a curved monitor

[halcyon forge]

u really cant even tell when ur playing lol

i forget its curved

[bright oasis]

If you stand up, you can tell

But other than that your all good

Finally playing RL on the PC, not to bad but a huge jump from console

Played 2s last night with a friend and we managed to win 9 consecutive games, our 8th game went into a 5 minute OT

[willow rampart]

Damn fairrrr that woulda been nuts

[halcyon forge]

PC is 100x better than console lol

bro im such a PC player i play on KBM

[bright oasis]

💀 okay Drufinho

[halcyon forge]

YESSIRR THATS MY BOY

[bright oasis]

Finally on PC since last week, thanks to a 6man I hit a few weeks ago, got enough to get a really good PC

[halcyon forge]

i’ll always love drufinho and torsos

[bright oasis]

Drufinho is crazy, how he plays pro level on KBM is truly shocking

[halcyon forge]

nah tr

fr

throwback to Vitality signing my old keyboard

[bright oasis]

That’s fucking fire

[halcyon forge]

worlds last year was a movie

[bright oasis]

Also I see why this preset is fire

[bright oasis]

Dude, worlds last year was my first ever lan

[halcyon forge]

lmao i pulled up in a Secret Jersey cuz its all that i had and they got elim’d day one

everyone kept saying “im so sorry” to me and ion even like secret like that 😭

[halcyon forge]

same here. i TRIED to go to 2022 worlds but my dad said no. but last year’s was the same week as my birthday so he couldnt say no

[bright oasis]

Honestly tho there a decent SAM team, just unfortunate that OCE popped off

[halcyon forge]

yea fr. theyre underrated but i cant see them making any top 12s anytime soon

[bright oasis]

SAME but minus the birthday week🤣

[halcyon forge]

dude we missed out on Moist vs Furia 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I WAS SO PISSED I WAS WATCHING FROM HOME

[bright oasis]

Dude… I could only imagine it live

[halcyon forge]

best i got was seeing atomic whiff and throw the whole grand finals

i brought my duo Tyler and he was like the ONLY bds fan there so everyone was booing and he was the only one cheering. some guy literally assaulted him over BDS winning 😭😭😭

[bright oasis]

That’s insane

[halcyon forge]

this RL stuff get serious ig

[bright oasis]

Shouldn’t be that serious 💀

[halcyon forge]

we were deadass ready to throw hands but he backed off 😭

[bright oasis]

Unfortunately if you fought back, ya’ll would’ve been in trouble

Than the guy starting it

[halcyon forge]

NOBODY disrespects my duo except me

[bright oasis]

But that’s insane

[willow rampart]

Went w my homie Ezio who also a BDS fan 😂 but bro was America first at heart in the finals lmao

[halcyon forge]

ay no way. the only BDS fan i saw was that dude with the literal flag who would wave it around all game

[willow rampart]

Dude this is super interesting

https://www.rocketleague.com/en/news/rlcs-last-chance-qualifiers

Teams can make any trades + play for any region to try to qual for worlds thru LCQ, there’s 4 of em

@cinder beacon

Like NIP could dead aaa qual thru MENA 😂

hopefully we get lines for these but could get messy if there’s a bunch of region hopping lol, I thought surely regions would be locked at least cuz otherwise what’s the point of giving an LCQ chance to the top 4 regions that performed best on LAN that year lol

[steel crystal]

Fr bro it was lit

[steel crystal]

LmOoo fun times for the whole crowd

[modest field]

congratz its life changnig

[rich nimbus]

are there ganna be lineups this weekend

[bright oasis]

Nope, next time for RL is for the Major in late June

[steel crystal]

Bro i want a PC so bad

but like i don’t wanna spend the money

I might use a best buy credit card, can get a PC and pay like 70 a month no interest

only thing is it’s 18 month payment

[rich nimbus]

i got a pc cost around 4k and i only use it for rocket league and rocket league discord😂 but worth it lol

[halcyon forge]

mine cost about $2.5k but all of it was paid for with graduation money

also, guess who’s back in the rank they belong 🤟🤟🤟

[rich nimbus]

nice

[bright oasis]

I bought mine for $800 on FB Marketplace, notable specs was 3060 ti, gold PSU, IC i7-10700K

[halcyon forge]

thats crazy good wtf. mines a 3080 with a ryzen 7 2600x

[bright oasis]

It’s working perfectly too

[fluid oyster]

i wish. still stuck in trash elo

[halcyon forge]

yall wtf is this

[bright oasis]

10 years of Rocket League

[soft goblet]

Better go pro

[rich nimbus]

nah i still suck 😂 champ 1 but to be fair started playing since birmingham series

[soft goblet]

Not bad

[cinder beacon]

unlucky

[cinder beacon]

ye its a joke

[willow rampart]

Oh damn I only watched their first game ngl and had to go, ggs

[halcyon forge]

guys im so scared lmao

[steel crystal]

@willow rampart is @halcyon forge participating 😳

could be a future player

[willow rampart]

Ye he got a team

[steel crystal]

W

how many so far? @willow rampart

[willow rampart]

6

Think we good to go

Gonna start scheduling this weekend

[steel crystal]

betttt

[willow rampart]

I better see a peak akkorzz out there

[steel crystal]

you will trust

[willow rampart]

“Akkorzz is there w the shot, AKKORZZZZZZ”

Head aaaa

[steel crystal]

@soft goblet @prime breach we gotta set up scrims

Lol

[willow rampart]

Bro tryna make it to worlds

LCQ type beat

This man Ghost a whole unc now tho, he has a j*b 🥀

[steel crystal]

Bro imagine😭😭😭

We make worlds

[eager spindle]

🥱

[willow rampart]

Freelo 😂

[steel crystal]

@willow rampart with 6 teams, are you gonna do format like how it is on sundays for RLCS?

[willow rampart]

well that includes teams getting a "bye" from performing better previously in the tourney so no not rlly. It'll be more like a tie breaker semis round. So the 6 teams play in quarter finals first, then 2 of the winners play each other, loser of that plays the third winner from quarters and then the 2 winners of that semis round r in the finals

sort of like last worlds when they did a tie breaker before playoffs

that way all teams at least play a quarter final round then the 2 out of 3 teams that get a dub in that semi round make finals

[steel crystal]

Ahhh makes sense

I fw that idea

What do the 3 losers do?

[willow rampart]

Well they’re out 🗿

Single elim type beat

[steel crystal]

Oh snap makes sense😭

[steel crystal]

are rosters gonna be released, or just wait until plays are dropped😳

[willow rampart]

When I schedule the matches I’ll drop the schedule and rosters (Neuer’s Liquipedia) 🗿

[steel crystal]

😳

Neuerpedia

It’s gonna be on ballchasing too right?

[willow rampart]

NLCS at this point huh 🗿

[steel crystal]

This will become reality

[willow rampart]

Notable Akkorzz picks from last time

[bright oasis]

What was my demos lmao

[willow rampart]

@steel crystal just realized u barely cashed ur goblin w 2 demos 😭

[willow rampart]

I gotchu one sec

[steel crystal]

Holy that would be cashing 2 minutes in map 1 now lmaooo

1.5 demos lmaooo

[steel crystal]

I think i soared that GAS line

[willow rampart]

Bro cashed all of these himself w 17 demos 😭

[bright oasis]

Too bad I ain’t in this one…

[steel crystal]

dogminer 😭

[steel crystal]

Bro didn’t qualify :((

[willow rampart]

True y u ain’t sign up lol

[willow rampart]

Ye idk some guy lol

[steel crystal]

Wait when was that show match?

the last one

[willow rampart]

Like 5 months ago

Time flies

[steel crystal]

Indeed does

Holy time

[willow rampart]

Ship needs to get nerfed

[steel crystal]

@willow rampart

Neb had more games played than stats 😭

[bright oasis]

Idk, don’t have a team

[steel crystal]

You got thatttt bro fire killer and hippo

boomm

Oceans 11

Right there

[willow rampart]

Ye thing is like I’m basically making schedule today so unless yall literally all sign up by today it’s gonna have to be next time

Form been out for a bit

[steel crystal]

@royal bloom holy donut😭

[steel crystal]

I’m down for scedule today

i’m curious

and ready😈

first game vs KCORP

[willow rampart]

AUGHHHHHH

[willow rampart]

Bro exposing everyone out here

[steel crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[willow rampart]

Thas like the first showmatch huh

[steel crystal]

Yep

Do we still got commentator dude?

I forgot his name

he was cold tho

[willow rampart]

Not the same dude, he was tuff tho

But I got my homie Ezio at least

[steel crystal]

Do we got a commentator?

Aye W

That’s what matters

[willow rampart]

Ye so it at least ain’t silent 😂

[steel crystal]

an overlay too? or is that pushing it

[steel crystal]

1920s RL

[steel crystal]

yea that makes sense lol, no worries i just think it’ll look cool

[willow rampart]

Fs

Wish u could do it from ps

[steel crystal]

Yea i get that

Understandables

[willow rampart]

Tbh rl itself should have it built in by now maneee, like it shows team names in score board y not have it at the top

[steel crystal]

Fr bruhhh

Rl just lazy

[willow rampart]

Ong

Such a simple thing to add and they see every streamer ever ends up putting an overlay

[steel crystal]

Neuer lmk whenever everything is out and i’ll share it ofc

try and get a good following on it

Not here unfortunately but i’ll ask hippo if i can advertiseeee there

and some other places i’m in

[willow rampart]

Ye tryna have as much ppl watch and drop their picks on it, makes it more fun

[steel crystal]

Indeed does

also adds pressure which i’m immune too😈

[soft goblet]

I’ll get us a NRG scrim for tmrw

[steel crystal]

Easy 4-0 us

[willow rampart]

I’m taking every single NRG over 🗿

Even Satthew’s

[bright oasis]

I'm all green

[steel crystal]

You respect coin

[bright oasis]

i try

[steel crystal]

Indeed

should tune into this coming up one

[soft goblet]

You will want to see me hit clips

Sneak peek 👍🏼

[willow rampart]

Oh nah bro winning 😂

@steel crystal always finds himself a gem, bros a scout fr 💎

(Last time all he had was me tho 🥀)

[steel crystal]

Facts i’m him

[steel crystal]

Sheesh ur him

[willow rampart]

bro got the whole harry potter series on his arm?

[bright oasis]

taste like Apple Juice, good choice!

[steel crystal]

Our Father Prayer Lol

[steel crystal]

First time trying, def a fan😭

They are dangerous in the best way possible

[bright oasis]

i hate to admit this but i'm not a beer guy, but that beer is one of the best i've tried

[fluid oyster]

what was my highest line

[fluid oyster]

more goals than saves 🥀

[willow rampart]

Idt u played in that showmatch

But lemme see from the first couple

[steel crystal]

I’m him lol i double tapped on hippos head

[fluid oyster]

the first one

[willow rampart]

This is the last one u were in, which was prob ur highest lines. And u got 8,16,12 (G,S,D)

[fluid oyster]

8.0 goal line 🥀

[willow rampart]

U pushed buddy

[fluid oyster]

we don’t go under over here

unlike @cinder beacon

[willow rampart]

Hippo had that one where he soared everything don’t disrespect lol

[fluid oyster]

we didn’t try dw

we let him get that

we felt bad

[steel crystal]

We indeed did feel bad

[willow rampart]

It wasn’t even against yall 😭 it was against a team w a legit now pro 😂 (and his ssl homies)

Hexic

[fluid oyster]

nah bums fr

[willow rampart]

Hop for actual rl?

Or did I lose that privilege 🥲

[willow rampart]

OFC Kofyr sleeps to car crashing ASMR 🤣💀

https://x.com/kofyr4/status/1931615522510004306?s=46&t=Ua7ekcKGQv3mndhBdOfYvA

SSG kofyr 🪽⋆ (@kofyr4)

?????????

X · Jun 8, 2025, 7:33 AM

[fluid oyster]

i’m an old man i’m asleep at 11

[willow rampart]

That moment when Diaz just dog walks NA lol

He’s sm better at 1s than 3s

Good for him ig, him and Mawkzy made for this

[cinder beacon]

crazy

[steel crystal]

Him vs Nwpo gonna be insane

[steel crystal]

Lmaooo

[willow rampart]

Ridiculous goal lines 😭

How were they sooo bad at making lines man

Like they could NOT have been profitable back then lol

[modest field]

We were never good. They were just bad. I did not know it was this free back then

[cinder beacon]

those ones were error tho lol

[lavish ridge]

The classic “save lines as goal lines”

[willow rampart]

Wdym

They messed up that many lines?

[steel crystal]

Lol yea

these were error lines

[willow rampart]

Wild work

[steel crystal]

They all got DNP

[willow rampart]

😭

Someone was NOT on job ig

Ye I got into it at the tail end of these loose aaa lines tho, was so cinema 😭 didn’t realize how good it was bro

Shoulda been nuking everything 😂

Would be a millionaire rn

[bright oasis]

https://x.com/codyvrl/status/1932167857808556357?s=46&t=dB1r6V7P3dOqkevbf8dcjA

cody. (@codyvRL)

RLCS 2025 RALEIGH MAJOR PREDICTION SHEETS

🔗in comments

X · Jun 9, 2025, 8:08 PM

[willow rampart]

Finally confirmed

[lavish ridge]

https://x.com/pyroblockx/status/1932193855295885366?s=46&t=hfJyfM4ZgmOVTuTxhbE2hQ

Pyro (@Pyroblockx)

eu gets to play mena2, apac, oce2 and ssa while we get na1 vs na3 and na2 vs na4 makes sense

X · Jun 9, 2025, 9:51 PM

This seeding is ass again

[willow rampart]

Ye tourney organizers always smoking unfortunately

[lavish ridge]

You can’t tell me manually moving them so we don’t get regions playing themselves round 1 is impossible 😭

[willow rampart]

They used to have the rule where u couldn’t play ur region round 1

Some genius took that out tho 🗿👌

Not a single ounce of me knows y tho

At least have eu play eu once 😂 like tf

[steel crystal]

Holy trash

[daring willow]

U didn’t know the real lure. Ur just a baby

[steel crystal]

Holy cinema

Iykyk

[willow rampart]

ONG

[unborn vigil]

Soooo uhhh Zen over goals??

[steel crystal]

I play my role

[willow rampart]

Bro wants to be Ray/Atow/Kofyr/Retals/Comm so bad 😭

Listed em from best to worst obv^

[daring willow]

https://tenor.com/view/break-monitor-i-swear-rage-gaming-gif-20207711

[lavish ridge]

Need them to release schedule times for Major 2 🫠

[soft goblet]

So EU doesn’t have to play EU got it

But NA vs NA both matchups

Got it

Did Johnny boy set these matchups

[willow rampart]

My guess is first game 10 AM CST since it’s NA

[steel crystal]

Yea that’s what i assume

Cause for worlds in DFW it was 11am

and Raleigh is an hour ahead so

[willow rampart]

Ye thas what I was thinkin

[lavish ridge]

Hoping for 11 tbh
My flight gets in at 8:30 but I wanna be there early enough to maybe snag a jersey since team merch always sells out insanely fast

[willow rampart]

Oh ur going in person? Litty

I wish

[halcyon forge]

yoooooo

this better build up to sum good

[sacred escarp]

who tryna queue 2s

trying to hit grand champ

[modest field]

New map and prob a video

Imagine a community inspired rocket pass

[willow rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-creed-in-your-dreams-dreams-gif-25984561

[willow rampart]

I’m down

[modest field]

U right

Mfs got bought by epic made a star wars map just to have it as a limited time mode

[willow rampart]

Dude that mode was actually sm fun too 😂 me and @prime breach were cookin on it

Idky they keep around dog 💩 like heat seaker and snow day man

But then take out stuff like free for all which is sooo fun

Or knockout it’s called

[modest field]

I think they rotate it

Point is a star wars map in rlcs would be insane

But they didnt even release the map

[willow rampart]

Ye but its bs, we get the crap modes alllll the time and the good modes will rotate in for like a few days

Like I actually love KO, meanwhile heatseaker gets like a tourney or 2 daily and snow day somehow has ranked 🗿

[prime breach]

bro fr

[mellow pike]

Heatseker

https://tenor.com/view/kid-laroy-singing-gif-27551874

“Yea heat seaker is my favorite mode”

[lavish ridge]

Yurr I got a solid seat too

[fluid oyster]

neuer sells in 2s don’t play with him

[willow rampart]

Damn bro slandering my name 😭

I almost won u that ssl tourney lil bro 🥸

[sacred escarp]

do ygs use directional air roll

[willow rampart]

Not a whole lot

[fluid oyster]

sold me that game🤦‍♂️

[fluid oyster]

all the time

[fluid oyster]

1000 pts vs 300😫

[soft goblet]

I use left and right

[willow rampart]

Bro that’s like the highest mmr I’ve played in 😭 I tried

[willow rampart]

Bro I dead aaa had some MVPs 🗿 like I had a hattrick one game chill

[willow rampart]

Damn, OD

[daring willow]

Almost

[daring willow]

Tried

[daring willow]

300

[daring willow]

Highest mmr

[fluid oyster]

no mvp i had like 5 saves to stay as mvp

[daring willow]

https://tenor.com/view/foil-arms-and-hog-brexit-divorce-mommy-daddy-gif-20617069

Ur mommy @willow rampart

Ur my daddy @fluid oyster

[willow rampart]

🗿

[steel crystal]

What am i

[willow rampart]

That ONE uncle

🗿

[steel crystal]

🗿

[willow rampart]

No not THAT uncle

The OTHER uncle

🗿

[willow rampart]

This gon be bro 😭

https://x.com/gcindisguise/status/1932554925218677037?s=46&t=Ua7ekcKGQv3mndhBdOfYvA

geecee ♡ (@gcindisguise)

rocket league is charging $50 for raleigh major shirts

X · Jun 10, 2025, 9:46 PM

[lavish ridge]

I'd rather spend $100 on a team jersey or somethin 😭

$50 for a shirt is wild

[willow rampart]

For a hoodie that jus says worlds 2024 😭

[modest field]

Tbf thats like average hoodie price. Especially with america first clothing price

[willow rampart]

Ig 😪 but I ain’t buyin em for that much

It ain’t champion or anything

[steel crystal]

I want a SSG Hoodie

that would be tuff

[lavish ridge]

sameeee
got one of their foam fingers at Worlds that people were passing out lmao

[fluid oyster]

at boston there were major jackets for $120

i was like are they high

[steel crystal]

Lmaooo one of my freinds who came with us had never watched RLCS before and he found one and was waving it the whole time

[steel crystal]

didn’t you meet a lot of the players?

[fluid oyster]

yeah i did

[daring willow]

Ur a brotha

https://tenor.com/view/fist-pump-the-breakfast-club-john-bender-judd-nelson-gif-16729952

[steel crystal]

W

[steel crystal]

W mans

I met Jknaps lol

[bright oasis]

still have it in my room lol

[daring willow]

I want u in my room

Typo

Sorry

Make me ambassador

[bright oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-13480425249407915803

[daring willow]

https://tenor.com/view/himym-nerts-nuts-barney-stinson-gif-9045076

[fluid oyster]

the signed controller

[willow rampart]

Bruh this is y ur good at the game

How u want me to compete w that 🥸

[daring willow]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-crystal-tissue-when-harry-met-sally-can-i-offer-you-a-tissue-need-a-tissue-gif-18260000366890818216

[steel crystal]

acronik ayyjayy and arsenal on lan💔

[royal bloom]

that finger almost got crushed

[lavish ridge]

thankfully it survived 💀

[halcyon forge]

hard asf

hang it in the louvre

[versed birch]

Anyone got a slip I can tail

[willow rampart]

Rl is back the 26th

[prime breach]

i can’t take this seriously man

[willow rampart]

Y it was cinema

Oh or u mean the thumbnail 😂

[prime breach]

yes bro

[steel crystal]

Lmaoo

[halcyon forge]

I JUST PEAKED WHILE DRUNK

[feral void]

@steel crystal wishes 😭😭😭

[daring willow]

1 hour for a rl video 💀

[daring willow]

Me too

[fluid oyster]

missin it

discord makes quality so bad

@willow rampart second vid you can see coconut in front of me

[halcyon forge]

0 second goal on LAN >>>

barely anyone was there cuz it was day one but oh well

[willow rampart]

Right before grand finals worlds since we reminiscing rn 🥲

Can’t find the vid of zen running past us when he lost tho 😭

[bright oasis]

https://x.com/rlesports/status/1933962644446187864?s=46&t=dB1r6V7P3dOqkevbf8dcjA

Rocket League Esports (@RLEsports)

Less than two weeks to go... it's time to clear your calendars for your favorite teams 😅

X · Jun 14, 2025, 7:00 PM

[willow rampart]

Oh wow so 9 AM CST

Tbh I’m down

[willow rampart]

@lavish ridge

[steel crystal]

Sheesh

I’m down tho

Lol

[royal bloom]

vati

[steel crystal]

Dang yall had good seats

[lavish ridge]

only bad part was the jumbotron angle tbh
we were basically perfectly aligned with the corner so it was tough to see everything from the usual perspective

[willow rampart]

I was right behind casters (but like to the side w clear view) 🌚 front and center was soo tuff

Me and @mellow pike

Good damn times fr

[steel crystal]

ohh i feel that, yea we were in the very left corner of yall and had some of that corner too

[lavish ridge]

yup exact same thing but we were looking straight up into it lmao

was kinda disorienting ngl

[halcyon forge]

i might have just set a new record for biggest hard carry of all time

champ 2 is fcking dogsht why are my teammates this horrible

[willow rampart]

Goddam ye it be like that fr

[fluid oyster]

nah..

this might be the record

[steel crystal]

Finally got an elite controller

ts so tuff

[willow rampart]

This u on an alt 😭?

[lavish ridge]

best purchase ive ever made fr

[fluid oyster]

i have one

literally changed everything

[steel crystal]

It’s so tuff

[fluid oyster]

made me from c2 to ssl

• pc

[steel crystal]

I feel like a changed man

[steel crystal]

That’s what i need next

[fluid oyster]

use the right paddle for boost trust.

[steel crystal]

was looking at them today

[fluid oyster]

left for jump if you do wanna use it

[steel crystal]

Can you send me ur setting?

[fluid oyster]

i play normal settings. the paddle is automatically on B. i use my bumpers for air roll right and left

that’s all

right joystick is scoreboard left is reverse cam

[steel crystal]

You play with all 4?

like all paddles?

[fluid oyster]

no. only the big ones

[steel crystal]

Undestandlable

[halcyon forge]

ok u win

[steel crystal]

left jump right boost?

Imma try it out

[fluid oyster]

yes

[steel crystal]

Ight

[hushed kestrel]

an elite controller?

put me on @steel crystal @fluid oyster

lol

[steel crystal]

Yea for Xbox haha

but obvi you can connect it to PC

[hushed kestrel]

i play xbox lol is it worth it? and if so which one unless there’s only one lmao

[hushed kestrel]

what the

[brave moat]

My bad bro

🤣🤣🤣

[hushed kestrel]

💀💀💀

[steel crystal]

I say so yea,

And they are $200

[daring willow]

I got u

Right stick boost

[halcyon forge]

and also clipped on him lol

i met a celebrity

[halcyon forge]

heres me clipping on an RLCS referee

we talked for a bit and if ur wondering, he makes $15k per year doing this as a side gig, and i asked if he was the ref when Sypical DC'd and he said "i saw it but i wasnt on duty that day"

[steel crystal]

Updated scedule

[sonic grotto]

can you be quiet

im trying to sleep

😉

[steel crystal]

Lol

[willow rampart]

It’s 3 rn 😭

[prime breach]

never seen VP in RL

[steel crystal]

Casual🤡

Jk lol they just hopped in the scene

[prime breach]

what’s the roster

[steel crystal]

Sphinx Sosa Catalysm

Old LG roster

[prime breach]

man what the

[steel crystal]

APAC team

[steel crystal]

Catalysm big forehead

Megamind head

[prime breach]

virtus pro is on its downfall fr

they have the absolute worst apex team in existence

[willow rampart]

Ay and they like second worst RL roster at the major 🗿

Cinema

Wait I just hit all star in pp

Fire

[steel crystal]

Fut and tsm lil bro

Also did better than complexity at major 1 lmaooo

[prime breach]

W

[willow rampart]

I put em behind TSM tbh lol but ig we’ll see

[willow rampart]

Ye but they not better lmao

[steel crystal]

Lol true

But rankings don’t lie

🗿

[willow rampart]

Wait ur an apex ambassador for pp too?

Him

[willow rampart]

Well they can 🗿

It’s called matchups 🗿

[prime breach]

lol yea

[modest field]

this so wild. bro never catches a break

[willow rampart]

Anyways tried the new rl map yet

Imma hop on later tn can’t wait to hear shogun comms 😂

Or on 0 sec

[soft goblet]

Can the major come any sooner

[willow rampart]

Ong

[steel crystal]

Ayeee new ambassador

and here me and @willow rampart are 😭

We getting snubbed

[prime breach]

💀💀

[prime breach]

welcome

[willow rampart]

😭

🫂

[soft goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[summer light]

Someone 1v1 me I was,d2 division 3 before the season ended

[soft goblet]

Okay

[summer light]

Tag?

[soft goblet]

CoNN-

https://tenor.com/view/tom-aspinall-ufc-jon-jones-duck-ciryl-gane-gif-7080231478845665960

[summer light]

One sec

Tied

[soft goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[summer light]

Bruh

I’m
Banned from adding people

Ur too toxic they said

[soft goblet]

How

[summer light]

😂

[soft goblet]

What’s your epic user

[summer light]

Banned from all forms of cummcations

HopOffZo

[soft goblet]

It says you don’t exist

[summer light]

Or my very first one was deadshot2952

[soft goblet]

I added that one

[summer light]

I got it in another 1v1 give me one sec

[soft goblet]

Ok

[halcyon forge]

rate my clips 😛

[lavish ridge]

I tried 🥲

[austere mesa]

@soft goblet What’s your lock

[soft goblet]

Zen over saves

[austere mesa]

Zen is overrated I’m better

[red igloo]

vs TSM??

[soft goblet]

i was just trolling its not a legit pick

[lavish ridge]

This is your first official pick as ambassador
If it misses you get demoted

[soft goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-10436656614678318733

[halcyon forge]

chat be honest how hard would you crash out if this happened to you

i just realized how ZESTY i sound 😭

[austere mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-league-car-soccar-rocket-league-car-lamborghini-gif-27384444

[willow rampart]

Pmo

[willow rampart]

Can’t wait man

COUNTDOWN: <t:1750946400:R>

https://tenor.com/view/joyo-griddy-rlcs-moist-rocket-league-gif-26133266

[pure turtle]

When will the next RL Boards be live?

[soft goblet]

Later this week

[steel crystal]

OKC did it in 7 now it’s SSG turn💪🏽

[willow rampart]

Bro thinks he boutta have the best month of his life huh 💀

[cinder beacon]

scribkep winning the major

[daring willow]

Typical @willow rampart judgement

[willow rampart]

Bro self reacted in prep for me 😂

Also pause idky that just sounds crazy

[sweet fiber]

rocket league is on prizepicks ??

[willow rampart]

Ye, it’s on the board only when there’s actually games going on tho

Wednesday night they’ll have board up at some point

[steel crystal]

Going to the parade 💪🏽

[willow rampart]

Crazyyy

Bro rlly from okc now huh 😭

Nah thas fire tho take vids

[steel crystal]

Lol i gotta be up in 2 hours

And drive 4

Power trip

[willow rampart]

Holy

🥀🥀

[steel crystal]

On the road @willow rampart

[cinder beacon]

when mn wins i will be at that parade

Minneapolis burning to the ground

[willow rampart]

Gl 🫡

[narrow thorn]

so dis basically prizepicks but in rocket league terms typa chat

if rocket league was on prizepicks man id be rich

[lavish ridge]

RL's been on prizepicks for years lmaooo

[soft goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-gif-8272342975911687520

[willow rampart]

How was it

Where the selfie w SGA at 😂

[bitter lily]

Somewhere @DERRICKLOCK 🔥🔥

[gilded dew]

wtf bro is in okc too?

[steel crystal]

i just traveled there lol

[gilded dew]

yea ngl no one should ever come here unless you wanna die by storms

[steel crystal]

i’m from texas lol

[willow rampart]

So bro don’t wanna reply to me huh 🥀

I see how it is 🥲

[steel crystal]

Lol

[willow rampart]

All I get is a lol ig 🥀

Not an actual answer 🥀

[cinder beacon]

1 day 😃

[lavish ridge]

Most stacked event of all time let’s gooooooo

[cinder beacon]

na on top

[soft goblet]

SSG >>>>

Really hope they don’t play too nervous

[lavish ridge]

Really hoping NRG+SSG can make T-6/T-4

KC of course is winning it all unless they have a bad day or they play Dig

[cinder beacon]

i think im delusional but ssg are getting top 4

[soft goblet]

I’m also delusional, and think that is possible

It will just come down to nerves, first major LAN for all of them

[cinder beacon]

those kids are didferent man

[soft goblet]

They could actually play way better than what we think too, LAN atmosphere so different

[lavish ridge]

think this is the hardest Major to predict ever

it's hard enough to even figure out who will make T-8 let alone T-4

[red igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/song-vibing-funny-cat-sync-gif-19218171

[ancient locust]

Why does NA have to play each other

Lame

[lavish ridge]

Bad placements compared to EU in previous events so their seeding is ass 😭

[ancient locust]

Unlucky

Lots of data for picks atleast

[lavish ridge]

100%

[halcyon forge]

when does board droppppp

[short jacinth]

Fr

[willow rampart]

Cinema is upon us boys

https://tenor.com/view/hype-letsgooo-gif-23992999

[willow rampart]

^

[willow rampart]

Wait wtf, Johnny, shogun, stumpy, and Cole r all not casting the major??

Y

[cinder beacon]

No eu ppl allowed

[willow rampart]

Oh deadaaaa that’s y? 😂

[steel crystal]

Yea

[willow rampart]

Crazy 😂

[lavish ridge]

NA cast for NA
EU cast for EU
EU cast for Worlds? They better bring everyone

Johnny not being brought for the chalked show match is also dumb

[willow rampart]

Ye all the best should be at worlds

[willow rampart]

Ong

But idk if I’m trippin, I don’t remember them just not havin NA castors at EU majors for ex

Since when was this a thing lol

[steel crystal]

Wait so who’s finna do the showmatch?

I’ll sub in

Also where Stax been

[cinder beacon]

Ye why wouldn’t they just do it when he’s there

[cinder beacon]

Ye idk

[cinder beacon]

He gon be there

[willow rampart]

The goat always cooks on LAN

I rlly love Stax intros

And I mean his casting fire too obv

[steel crystal]

Yea facts

[willow rampart]

Low key him and daz as a duo I always loved

Actually nothing low key bout it

I also rlly miss turtle

I loved his casting

I rlly hate how they removed some of the OG guys it was soo lame

Like gregan too

Did em dirty

[cinder beacon]

aint he back

https://x.com/rlesports/status/1937601717459116137?s=46&t=DeR8Ck4CxjaB9NSzmvxRzw

Rocket League Esports (@RLEsports)

Ready to bring the action to life 🕺

Your on-air talent for the Raleigh Major ✨

X · Jun 24, 2025, 8:00 PM

[willow rampart]

For b stream ye

Not like official cast

[sacred escarp]

board tomorrow right

[thick blaze]

Hopefully tn bro

[soft goblet]

Tonight

Atleast, on the esports twitter it’s hinting at it

[lavish ridge]

GarrettG last I heard

[lavish ridge]

Ngl I don’t trust those at all
They did the same thing the first split of this season and never posted one 😭

[steel crystal]

tonight

[steel crystal]

Lol not a bad replacement if i say so myself

I forgot he’s on there now

[sacred escarp]

can you cook sum up pls

ima tail

[short jacinth]

My goat garrett

[steel crystal]

Got you

[short jacinth]

Akkorzz getting ready to chalk anybody and everybody

Kofyr over demos insta nuke

[willow rampart]

Sadddd times

[steel crystal]

Board is up

Lol

[soft goblet]

We lock in

[sacred escarp]

superlachie???

[steel crystal]

these goal lines

lol

[unborn vigil]

✅ ❌

[lone cedar]

Tailing

[restive dagger]

@bright oasis @prime breach it is you guys time to shine

[plush surge]

???

[prime breach]

😈

[soft goblet]

These lines kinda weird

[steel crystal]

I fw them

Heavy

[restive dagger]

Same thing as dota ambassadors are doing but this time it’s 1v1 styled

[soft goblet]

I haven’t had a chance to really research

[lone cedar]

Ghost here to save the day :)

[unborn vigil]

@steel crystal @prime breach what yall think?

[plush surge]

why is it not showing up for me🥀

[soft goblet]

Vati goals I kind of like

He’s been hot

[unborn vigil]

I'm debating whether to take atow or vati

[restive dagger]

Oh you a rl ambassador aswell , u wanna get in the competition?

[unborn vigil]

but idk how good TM is

[soft goblet]

What competition

[restive dagger]

Whoever has the most by the end of the deadline

Wins

[plush surge]

bro why cant i see the picks lol

[feral void]

chalk 💀

[steel crystal]

Both bumped lol

wtf

[feral void]

bro 😭

[steel crystal]

Lmao it’s chalking 100%

[feral void]

back
to moving board in mins

yeah it’s chalked

[steel crystal]

Lollll

i like it tho

[unborn vigil]

imagine theres a Chalked Cast vs First Touch board lmao

[steel crystal]

All unders

[unborn vigil]

johnnyboi's lines gonna be at 0.5 for everything lmao

[steel crystal]

Free chalk

[willow rampart]

He not playin in this next one

🥲

Ye akkorzz chill w the bumps 😭

[unborn vigil]

who is then

[steel crystal]

oops my bad

[willow rampart]

Garrett

[steel crystal]

my 2nd slip hasn’t got bumped yet

Scared to post it tho

[unborn vigil]

i thought he replaced Rizzo not Johnny

[willow rampart]

Well when u do it’ll insta bump lol

[willow rampart]

Johnny just isn’t playin in the showmatch

No EU casters r coming to the major

[unborn vigil]

oh u right my bad

[willow rampart]

They instead just doing a watch party in EU

[unborn vigil]

i forgot

[feral void]

swift saves

[steel crystal]

Lol

[sacred escarp]

no way superlachie gets 2 goals

[plush surge]

what does maps 1-3 mean does that mean they will play 3 games

[sacred escarp]

no

best of 5

but maps 1-3 in case of sweep

[plush surge]

So the lines are for the whole series?

[sacred escarp]

wdym

[lavish ridge]

oop ignore that I've been bouncing between here and cod chat lmao

[unborn vigil]

no just first 3

[lavish ridge]

^

[unborn vigil]

i would say its less likely that amphis get 2 than lachie imo

[willow rampart]

y did they go back to this fromat of having crowd days only be playoffs btw

worlds format was elite asf

where crowd day 1 u see all the swiss elims

now day 1 is R1-2 and Day 2 is R3-5 all together

means yall there irl only get to see top 8 teams plus hella friday games r gonna happen at the same time as each other, lame

[unborn vigil]

ngl im tired of swiss

i miss when the whole thing was double elim

[lavish ridge]

only being able to see 8/16 teams in-person is ass
Worlds format was truly goated

LCQ and drafting your round 1 opponents also amazing

[willow rampart]

Ye idk what reason made em go back, it’s super lame that u could show up in person to not even see ur team there. Like I was so happy I at least got to see zen play in worlds even tho they bombed out of the tourney early (VIT ain’t my team but like wanted to see bro play)

Plus 3 Swiss rounds of elims first irl day was insane

So hype

[lavish ridge]

Top orgs being mad that they don't get the constant spotlight maybe?
Or financial limitations
Or both lol

[willow rampart]

If anything this defo hurting orgs in general 😭 once again

Epic rlly dgaf

Virtus pro picked up a roster to not even see a crowd 🥀🥀

[lavish ridge]

the VP announcement graphic was also hilariously simple

[willow rampart]

Ye

[lavish ridge]

but tbh im happy, they dont deserve the spotlight after robbing spots from regional players lmao

[plush surge]

anyone know how to fix? this i contacted support and still nothing🥀

[safe galleon]

yo

any plays?

[lavish ridge]

not 100% sure but you might be in a state where you can't view certain squares until a certain amount of time until matches
I'd also try on a different platform

[willow rampart]

Well virtus is the APAC team, u mean FUT I’m guessing?

[lavish ridge]

A German and a Canadian

[willow rampart]

Oh bro I’m tripping 😂

[lavish ridge]

FUT is way worse but 2/3 is crazy lmao

[willow rampart]

Totally forgot cataclysm and sosa now in APAC

Ye truly a troll moment

[lavish ridge]

gotta have the 2/3s rule for minor regions (I like teams being able to move into NA/EU for better practice)

[hushed monolith]

yo this my first time sb can drop some

[soft goblet]

Kofyr demos Is sketch, but I think they are going to try and play their game

First ever LAN for that entire team and they are all very young

[thick blaze]

Mm was farming saves eu regional 3

[cinder beacon]

Koyfr is so different

[soft goblet]

Fr

[soft goblet]

Yeah this isn’t like an official play from me, that’s why I posted it here

Kind of just a test slip for day 1

[twilit cloak]

no map 1-4 sad

[soft goblet]

I want to see how these teams perform at LAN

[soft goblet]

Not yet

[twilit cloak]

i lwk want to say atow under 8.5 demos cuz lit that was his line in 1-4

demo lines barely changed

[thick blaze]

Im staying far away from anything kc vs tm

[cinder beacon]

Ye it’s definitely high

[willow rampart]

Ye first line being 11.5 is insane 😂 in 3 maps too

[lavish ridge]

and yet I'm still taking it 🥲

[willow rampart]

Damn lol

I mean I won’t be shocked if he goes over but I ain’t tryna sweat that 😂

[halcyon forge]

ngl theres 2 ways it can go:

the lights are too bright for kofyr and he has to really just play good solid less-aggro rocket league, and he only gets like 2-3 demos a map

OR

he wants to be a villian like Comm and he tries to break every LAN demo record there is 😭😭😭

[lavish ridge]

averages 2.8 above that line vs TU, gotta run it and pray

def worried abouty the light being too bright tho lmao

with all the talk about his demo records and their success around it, gotta think he continues focusing on it

[short jacinth]

Can never go uhder tho… its kofyr

Typical ssg bs

[willow rampart]

Praying for bro, will be fire

[willow rampart]

Ye never

[cinder beacon]

Exactly. Bros floor is 2-3 per map 💀

[short jacinth]

😭😭😭

Love how kofyrs chill day is like 3 a map

[lavish ridge]

sounds good, 0 map 1

[cinder beacon]

11 map 2

1 map 3

✅

[willow rampart]

😂

Nah tbh he’s going 6,6,3

He told me so 👀

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-satanic-ritual-gif-3304658659514866408

To save u from the jinx^

[lavish ridge]

0 5 6 fs
and then 13 map 4

[willow rampart]

I wonder how many 0 demo maps kofyr has had

Tbh can’t be many

[lavish ridge]

gotta be like 3 max since joining this roster lol

[steel crystal]

2nd slip lol

[twilit cloak]

🫡

[stone dagger]

We ride

[soft goblet]

Only 1 unit?

[stone dagger]

.5unit honestly

[steel crystal]

Bumped lol

Jack was 2.5 and Zen was 3.0

[feral void]

free chalk

[willow rampart]

We gonna need u big this event Ernie

I wanna see all the map 1 “it’s chalked” into cinema cashes

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-satanic-ritual-gif-3304658659514866408

[halcyon forge]

i mean yea lmao doesnt he average 3.5 or some sht

[feral void]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-retired-charles-a-man-on-the-inside-i'm-no-longer-working-ted-danson-gif-9656821469192492321

[willow rampart]

Nah bruh

U keep replying to akkorzz’s slips sayin chalked

We need u on the day

Locked in

[feral void]

yeah but landon is chalked

24/8

[steel crystal]

True

[lean widget]

picks ?

fs

[steel crystal]

Donating

[pure turtle]

Are ambassador line ups still a thing?

[cinder beacon]

Ye I’ll try get some in there in the coming days

[pure turtle]

Just curious.

[soft goblet]

Just waiting to see how these teams perform at lan

Will get some out during the 1-4 days

[safe galleon]

@steel crystal

is atomik one of ur favs on there?

[alpine vine]

Who best goals over

[soft goblet]

All the good ones are bumped, but I still like AppJack

[golden salmon]

We back

[alpine vine]

Whose favored to win most

@soft goblet

[soft goblet]

Karmine Korp (KC)

[alpine vine]

@soft goblet Which one

[soft goblet]

I like jack and vatira

[plush surge]

no way it still wont pop up for me💔😭

[soft goblet]

Strange

Have you contacted support

[plush surge]

yeah i did everything they asked and every method and the issue still didn’t get resolved

[soft goblet]

I’ve never seen that one before, I wish I could help but unfortunately I don’t have the ability to do any of that

[prime breach]

use the website

for now

on a laptop or something

[alpine vine]

@prime breach @soft goblet This nice

[rancid rapids]

Who should I do

[plush surge]

Maybe it gotta be on the day the games take place so i will wait till 12am

[plush surge]

Aight imma try

on my school laptop💀🥀

[fluid oyster]

indeed

[willow rampart]

Ur not an ambassador bum 🥸

[fluid oyster]

alright

applied so many times still nothing

been here for 3 years 🫠

[willow rampart]

Lmaooo

[plush surge]

Just tried on my laptop still the same issue. Is it a state issue since im in Missouri?

[soft goblet]

Gotta be

Idk what else it would be

[golden salmon]

What y’all think?

@steel crystal

[willow rampart]

$200 😭

[golden salmon]

Is that OD?

[willow rampart]

Ye ngl on day 1

Esp on a luminosity player like we rarely see em play lol

[steel crystal]

i like sosa

[golden salmon]

That’s what I’m saying

[plush surge]

@blazing grove

[willow rampart]

Not that I hate those reads

[steel crystal]

Not for 200 tho

[golden salmon]

But these poverty teams

Also I can finally post in here lol

[willow rampart]

Even big man akkorzz not throwin $200 on that

And he got PHAT pockets

🥸

[golden salmon]

🐕

[willow rampart]

Bro @steel crystal u ain’t tell us how parade was?

U get any pics?

[willow rampart]

SGA sign ur forehead?

[cinder beacon]

imagine how much aura shai woukd have if he wasnt a foul baiter

gn everyone see yall for major

[sacred escarp]

this chillin?

[steel crystal]

I wish lol

[steel crystal]

“foul baiter” no way ur falling for the agenda

[willow rampart]

Bro foul baited akkorzz and said gn 🤣 😭

[willow rampart]

Type ship

Bro got no sleep huh 😂

[steel crystal]

shirtless SGA with the trophy right there

@willow rampart Diagnault waved at us

waved at me and my brother

[willow rampart]

Wait where am I blind

[steel crystal]

Where all the cameras are on

[steel crystal]

Go to 0:09 sec and watch till than you can see him

@willow rampart Caruso

Ignore camera work

[willow rampart]

Lmao

[willow rampart]

Bro got me playin where’s Waldo 😭

Whole vid is 0:01 sec 😭

[steel crystal]

:14 sec video btw

😭

[willow rampart]

Uh idk maybe on mobile it’s just trolling

Well ye not :01 sec meant :01 min

[steel crystal]

This vid ding dong

@willow rampart

[willow rampart]

Oh okkkkk

Makes more senseeeee

Lmaoooo

My b

Anyways grown aaa man driving 4 hours to see another grown aaa man shirtless 🥀🥀

💀

[steel crystal]

If it’s Shai than yes

[willow rampart]

Ay so akkorzz u gonba be typing stats for both games simultaneously huh

[steel crystal]

Hnnnn

already tried that it don’t work

Lol

[willow rampart]

U actually tried 🤣 y

Sounds like hell

https://tenor.com/view/mission-impossible-fallout-motorcycling-gif-7679220432875588114

[fossil dew]

Copy my PrizePicks lineup using this link:
https://prizepicks.onelink.me/gCQS/shareEntry?entryId=34c359f239a3b9edd019db1fec50c4cd

[spark stream]

How many goals dralli

[pure turtle]

If your close to the border go to Illinois if not your screwed

[plush surge]

Im on the whole other side of the state and actually close to Kansas

Im in Kansas City,Mo

[proper iris]

Does this look good or nah?

[summer hazel]

Cool to see ray and ghost be the ambassadors now

[lavish ridge]

https://x.com/rlesports/status/1938013394021584942?s=46&t=hfJyfM4ZgmOVTuTxhbE2hQ

Rocket League Esports (@RLEsports)

It’s already Thursday in Spain, so…HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEORO! 🎂

X · Jun 25, 2025, 11:16 PM

Birthday buff
Jk they’re getting slapped around today

[summer hazel]

Is that the eu team that went to SSA?

[lavish ridge]

Yup Leoro Torres VKSailen

[short jacinth]

Boys

How are we gonna do the stats casting for the swiss

[lavish ridge]

live stats casting will be a mess with 2 streams
but there are plenty of us looking out for map 1-3 totals to keep people updated throughout the day

[short jacinth]

Yea solid

And king neuer with the stas sheet

😉

[cinder beacon]

Bro i watched the games.