⛳┃pga

[cursive portal]

or zalatoris?

[bleak pelican]

i'm on the us open website and still can't find the filter so i idk how to get to fairways hit

[sly mason]

hes on 5 tee i think

[sonic yoke]

Cmon spieth wtf can we get some consistency

[bleak pelican]

is there a direct link someone can paste here for fairways hit??

[sonic yoke]

Birdies or bogeys nothing in between

[sly mason]

thats jordan's game

[pale meadow]

Gsluke this is how it is on TikTok trying to converse with all your followers lol

[pearl sierra]

How screwed am I

[sly mason]

Tik tok? lmfao i dont have that app

[strange shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/faze-clan-faze-fazeup-gaming-esports-gif-19392429

[serene pollen]

very

[pale meadow]

Gsluke if you did it would be like this

[sly mason]

rory is selling you

[bleak pelican]

found it

[sly mason]

exactly why i dont 😂

[pearl sierra]

I would be thrilled if I could go 3/5 or 4/5 lol

[bleak pelican]

hideki is 1/2 for fairways on this website it says

[sly mason]

still a shot for that man

[upper thunder]

How’s this looking

[pearl sierra]

Where can I track fairways?

[sly mason]

bruh im not gonna sit here and answer the quesiton about how many fairways they have 1000 times lol

thats where i draw the line cmon guys 🤣

it was answered like a min ago

ill post updates every hour

deal?

[winged escarp]

Lmfaoooo 🤣

[sly mason]

youre good its not just you

[winged escarp]

Deal tho🤣

[upper thunder]

Lmao I just wanted an emoji to sum up my slip so far

[shrewd yew]

Rory is good. We chillin

[copper surge]

This hit ?

[sly mason]

its the 1000 other people that makes it annoying

[pale timber]

I want to know this too lol

[restive dawn]

This must be a tough course Shane you use to be my GIR go to guy 💔

[serene pollen]

if you guys want to know how something is doing, download the us open app 😉

[upper thunder]

Literally need someone to react to the slip give me a check or sad face lmao

[serene pollen]

should be pinned

[pale meadow]

If you have Rory on the BOB he better start getting on his horse. He’s playing the easier front 9 while Cam is playing the tougher back 9 now

[upper thunder]

Idfk

[sly mason]

im glad he made the cut at least

[sly mason]

^

this is why i faded rory birdies

cam is scary af

[merry valve]

First 4 holes are pretty hard. Not worried about Rory

[pale meadow]

I took Cam

[turbid sandal]

How’s this?

[golden horizon]

It’s early but we looking solid?

[merry valve]

If he can grab 2 on 5-8 that’s a good start

[sly mason]

needs to birdie #5 and 8 for you to have a good shot

[brittle jacinth]

Yikes

[fallow solstice]

I know Jack diiick about golf but need to bet 25 someone give me a play plz

[turbid sandal]

Jon looking good?

[sly mason]

after him selling us yesterday he deserves it

[serene pollen]

u have tomorrow

[restive dawn]

Thank you for sharing the update we all just got lol

[pale meadow]

How’s this? It kind of looks great lol

[serene pollen]

there will be favorite plays from me and luke for tomorrow

just pop in at midnight

Rahm eagle

[pale timber]

How long do bob bets last 😂

[serene pollen]

lets go

[viscid cosmos]

LFG rahm

[sly mason]

RAHMBOOOO

my outrights ARE BUSSIN RN

Kawa Scheffler and Rahm

lets go 🤣

F rory mcilroy keep making bogies

[heavy junco]

👎🏻👍🏼??

[serene pollen]

collins putter got really fckin hot this week

[turbid sandal]

What did he do?

[pale meadow]

PP made a fortune off DJ today

[turbid sandal]

He hit?

[serene pollen]

hes making the easy putts

[sly mason]

eagle

Collin has been due for a minute

[turbid sandal]

Ngl Idek watch this

[sly mason]

he always gets the putter working at majors

[pale timber]

US Open app downloaded ✅

[pale meadow]

Colin’s been playing like Colon

[sly mason]

great start man

[serene pollen]

tthis is fire

[pale timber]

Now what does birdies or better mean 😂

[turbid sandal]

Thanks bro🤘🏾

[sly mason]

google my friend!

[serene pollen]

exactly what is says brother, how many birdies or better they have

[pale meadow]

It means don’t play it lol

[sly mason]

"whats a birdie"

[serene pollen]

if you see a circle on their card

its a birdie

[pale timber]

So they have to just get a birdie?

[sly mason]

yes

or an eagle

[serene pollen]

or an albatross

😉

[cursive patio]

how is this looking?

[sly mason]

an eagle is better than a birdie so thats what the or better is for

[pale meadow]

Or an albatross

[serene pollen]

smh copying me now huh

[sly mason]

or a condor

[pale timber]

Have no clue what an albatross is

[serene pollen]

cant fade my jokes

[pale timber]

Nvm…

[sly mason]

yall forgot a condor

[serene pollen]

isnt a condor an albatross lol

[sly mason]

gg

condor is a hole in one on a par 5

[serene pollen]

i thought it was a hole in one on a par 4

[pale meadow]

That’s a condom

[sly mason]

i think its for a 5

[pale timber]

Hole in one for Rory 🤞🏻

[burnt kiln]

Anyone tell me how many fairways spieth has hit so far?

[fallow solstice]

That ain’t even possible

[serene pollen]

nah im pretty certain a condor is a hole in 1 on a 4

[sly mason]

i mean if i tee off from the red tees i can reach short par 5s in 1

[serene pollen]

good good video moment

[pale meadow]

Condor stop making 💩up lol

[fallow solstice]

Gotta be a shooort par 5 lol

[rustic anchor]

What app is that

[burnt kiln]

@novel kelp thank you

[pale timber]

How long does a round usually last

[sly mason]

you should hear the nicknames for birdie streaks

[serene pollen]

the reds do be like 180 yards forward

[novel kelp]

US Open app

[rustic anchor]

Thank you

[sonic yoke]

Rahm is balling today holy

[sly mason]

theres a par 5 at my home course thats 340 from the reds

[serene pollen]

my ick to win

[fallow solstice]

Damn

[sly mason]

ive been greenside in 1 before when i played it for fun

[sonic yoke]

Good stuff bro

[serene pollen]

rahm was composed when kids stole his ball yesterdau

you know he was gonna come out playing well

[sonic yoke]

Ye I saw that lmfao

[serene pollen]

rahm is probably the best golfer in the world still, problem is hes a big baby simply put

one bad hole and hes stomping and crying

[sly mason]

Never forget rahm almost killing the camera girl last week

[pale meadow]

I hope he wins

[wraith fern]

Is this looking okay?

[sonic yoke]

I’m the same way when I golf😭😂

[serene pollen]

lol

[rough prism]

You can see the BOB matchups there too??

[serene pollen]

i broke my 300 dollar putter earlier this week raging lol

[sly mason]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-forget-poop-people-dont-forget-gif-12564846

[novel kelp]

You can look at both players and see who has more

[rough prism]

Bet

[sonic yoke]

I sent my 8 iron into a pond last month

[sly mason]

I have 2 broken clubs i need to take into the shop

my sand wedge and 5 iron

both were yeeted out of existence this month

[serene pollen]

picked my ball up after a 5 putt, hit it with my putter, club head flew into the water

[sonic yoke]

A 5 PUTT BRO😭😭😭😭😭

[sly mason]

I Bo Jackson'd them

[serene pollen]

illegal pin location dude

[pale meadow]

I think I have like 10 different clubs. I had to piece a set together lol

[serene pollen]

it was like putting on a mountain

[sonic yoke]

Lmfao I hate that

[serene pollen]

if you missed it went off to rough

[viscid cosmos]

Spieth 2/4

[vagrant obsidian]

Been there except I hit the ball and hit the person I was playing with 😭

[sly mason]

its like #6 today

[sonic yoke]

Barely tapping it and it rolls off the green into trouble

[sly mason]

you see the pin on 6?

its that same bs

[scarlet ingot]

@ What is spieth at for fairways?

[sly mason]

you can hit the green at 6 and bogey

[pale meadow]

How’s the weather holding up?

[fast rampart]

How do we check fairway hits

[sly mason]

they said thunderstorms but i dont see them

https://tenor.com/view/where-are-they-searching-gif-13135572

[pale meadow]

Poor Phil I’m sure he bet on the Celts last night

[sly mason]

1000% he did

[pale meadow]

I should have faded that one

That one was a better lock than BK

[sly mason]

I shouldnt have bet on Marcus smart 3s

i feel like a fish

[pale timber]

Marcus smart points*

Smh he sucked yesterday

[sly mason]

he really did

i went 8/10 on my picks

i had smart in every card i had

💀

[pale timber]

Spent most of his playing time on the floor smh

[knotty thunder]

My picks ass.

[sly mason]

anytime he got the ball he would drive and kick too

or just toss up a random shot

[golden compass]

How I check how many birdies someone has

[pale timber]

Missing layups smh

[novel kelp]

Go to their score card and count the circles.

[sly mason]

the one 3 pointer he took he made too

like 🤦‍♂️

[golden compass]

Thank you

[strange ermine]

I think we dodged the rain

It was 100% chance of rain at one point

[merry valve]

Rory great chance for birdie

[sly mason]

Just like last week at the RBC, 70%+ chance of rain sat and sunday yet no rain

[quick citrus]

He making that

[golden compass]

Does a eagle count on the birdie

[quick citrus]

yea

[golden compass]

Ight

[strange ermine]

Here’s your boots on the ground weather report

[pale timber]

So for the bob bets they have 18 holes to hit ONE birdie??

[shrewd yew]

What website do we use for GIR and fairways??

[sly mason]

those are matchups

its whoever makes more birdies between the guy pictured and his opponent

[sly mason]

us open app

[pale timber]

Ahhh I see thanks

[broken moon]

What do y’all think the cut line will be?

[pale timber]

I’m just trying to learn lmao

[hollow sparrow]

varner vs xander 0-0 rory vs young 0-0 zalatoris vs henley 0-0 on birdies

[sly mason]

+4 or 5

[sly mason]

LOL

[hollow sparrow]

damn thats high

[sly mason]

goose eggs for them all?

jesus

[vale compass]

What happens when you push 2 and lose one in a flex play

[pallid void]

Are there games tomorrow ?

[hollow sparrow]

no wonder my dfs lineups are crap

[quick citrus]

U lost

[fallow trench]

@sly mason how’s it lookin

[quick citrus]

Yes

[broken moon]

I would love I’m and Lowry to play the weekend

[quick citrus]

it’s called round 3 and 4

[uneven bobcat]

That mean rory and will didn’t hit on the birdies or better?

[quick citrus]

bro they just started

[golden compass]

It’s about to rain out?

[uneven bobcat]

Oh shit ion know

[serene pollen]

yooo morikawa and rahm are on the BACK nine?

[uneven bobcat]

It say it started at 1:00 on my end lol

[serene pollen]

these bozos are going off holy crap

2 under back nine

[viscid cosmos]

Spieth 3/5

[restive dawn]

My bad lol Shane did hit 12/18 okay Jordan and matzu need u

[sly mason]

theyre gonna be in the lead lol

[quick citrus]

won’t last watch

[sly mason]

Good thing i bet those bozos 😉

[sly mason]

the front nine is easier

[quick citrus]

ik

[sly mason]

if anything theyll get it even lower

[golden compass]

I clicked random names

[sly mason]

deki is gonna be our sweat

[jovial robin]

hows Hideki and Spieth fairways looking?

[merry valve]

Rory up 1

[hollow parrot]

Zalatoris strokes?

[pale timber]

Wait Rory birdie?? 👀

[weak solar]

How’s this looking??

At work rn.

[marble nacelle]

how many strokes does zalatoris and wise have?

[bleak pelican]

both of them are the last ones i need on too different parlays, but i have no idea lol

two

[little field]

Where can you find GIR and Fairway stats??

[quick citrus]

the app

[serene pollen]

rahm made a 9 foot par save, ive never seen him make a 9 foot putt before lmfao

THIS IS THE WEEK

[weak vortex]

I have 2 of these haha. Xander and Zalatoris

[uneven bobcat]

Lmao I thought learning golf would be as easy as tennis…….. SHIDDDDDDDD DIS COMPLICATED AS HELL LMAO

[serene pollen]

xanders birdies come in a bunch

just be patience

[little field]

Where on the app I can’t find it anymore

[quick citrus]

Stats

[upper thunder]

Wb Will ?

[serene pollen]

im fading will all week here

but hes streaky too

usually will get u b2b birds

[uneven bobcat]

Aw lord I hate hearing shit like this when I betted on someone lmao

[dim sonnet]

How is Rory doing for birdie match ups

[upper thunder]

Ong

[pale meadow]

Golf is as complicated as you make it. As life is

[pale timber]

He’s up 1

[serene pollen]

i mean zalatoris can def hit

[little field]

Here???

[uneven bobcat]

Lmao facts you hit it on the head with that one

[quick citrus]

The us open app

[serene pollen]

US Open app

[dim sonnet]

What about will matchups

[little field]

Oh no wonder

[uneven bobcat]

He better hit… I got 270 on him 😂😂😂😂

[little field]

Thanks

[serene pollen]

?? Wtf lol

No shot

$270 bet would be the biggest in this chat today for sure

[uneven bobcat]

I be mixing

[pale meadow]

I don’t bet $270 in a week lol

[uneven bobcat]

I’m tryna get rich today lmfao

[sage sparrow]

around what time rory nem gone be done

[keen tendon]

Did any of these hit yet sorry to ask but I am at work

[quick citrus]

2 more hours at least

actually 3

[wooden trail]

How’s this looking fellas? I’m at work rn so I can’t actively keep up w it

[quick citrus]

It’s too early bro

[undone galleon]

Lucas strikeouts is freeeee ong only 5???

[serene pollen]

Holy shit brother

Who did you tail haha

[pale meadow]

No idea what the last challenge will be. All I know is that betting will be slim pickings lol

[serene pollen]

I have none of those picks

[uneven bobcat]

Hell ya tryna survive my boy n lmao n man that damn MLB chat is a BEASTTTT lol

[wind rivet]

Win on valorant

[serene pollen]

MLB is the easiest sport to bet on not close lol

So much money there

[wooden trail]

Easy 💴 on Baseball

[serene pollen]

MLB is the only sport I’m willing to tail plays on

[uneven bobcat]

Hell yeah I run straight to STRIKEOUTS😂😂😂😂

[vale compass]

What if challenge 10 is to win 100 dollars in bets haha

[serene pollen]

People just win dude

[wind rivet]

Need this Xander putt to go in

[prisma helm]

this good?

[wind rivet]

After that miss last hole

[quick citrus]

Bro can u not ask rn

it’s too early

[pale meadow]

Challenge 10 will be Win $100 on NRIFIs 😂

[wind rivet]

Place the same entry as Trent and win

[novel kelp]

Haha that would be hilarious

[wind rivet]

Need Xander’s Hole

To hole***

[rapid belfry]

How’s spieth doing on fairways?

[wind rivet]

1/8

[sly mason]

Hes 3/5 on fairways lmfao

[keen trellis]

Speith?

[sly mason]

yes spieth

[floral laurel]

Let’s go Rory. Need more birdies

[wind rivet]

XANDERRR

[floral laurel]

[novel kelp]

Rahm needs to start hitting those greens

[shrewd yew]

Nah he gave you a random persons fairway stats

[wind rivet]

Trolling my bad

[median jungle]

is there more pga tomorrow??

[sly mason]

they dont know better tho 🤣

[cursive patio]

Sat and Sunday 🔥

[wind rivet]

Usga app HAS IT ALL cmon

[sly mason]

theyre actually gonna think hes 1/8 even tho hes on hole 6 🤣

[shrewd yew]

What’s he at 2??

[median jungle]

perfect

[grave ravine]

How’s matsi on those fairways?

[novel kelp]

3

[sly mason]

you think they know how to read that? LOLOL

💀

[pale meadow]

Asking somebody how they’re doing in here is a 50/50 prop you’ll get the right answer 😂

[quick citrus]

Holy ppl just look at the app

[fiery ocean]

How is Rory and Will matchup looking?

[quick citrus]

broooooi

[neat cliff]

^

[grave ravine]

I was trying to find where I could see it cuz I’m not watching, they have fairways hit?

[cursive patio]

Is Speith chalked? 😈

[quick citrus]

lol

[dry prawn]

No

[wind rivet]

Yes all stats there👍🏽

[sly mason]

it might be about that time that us regulars just dip and let the casuals have at it

[shrewd yew]

Rory bruh tf you doin

[quick citrus]

yep

I’m out

[shut jasper]

@sly mason 🤝🔥

[grave ravine]

Thanks!

[sly mason]

@quick citrus @wind rivet @serene pollen @pale meadow shhhh

go ghost

[serene tree]

Is Jordan over?

[quick citrus]

He went under, sorry

[pale meadow]

The Rory vs Cam BOB is deceiving cause Rory’s playing the front 9 while Cams playing the back 9

[shut jasper]

Golf be lasting for like 5-6 hours bro

Idk idc

[knotty thunder]

You do good today? I tailed sum dummy from this chat and failed

[shut jasper]

I’ll see when it’s over

[wind rivet]

🤝

[serene pollen]

If you tailed Luke and I you’d have won today

[limber mauve]

What was ur play?

[sly mason]

^^^

[grand canopy]

I don’t know how to check…

[serene tree]

Do you know how many fairways Jordan spieth have?

[pale meadow]

I never worry about anybody tailing me 😂

[cursive patio]

If you tailed me today you’d have gone 0/2 😂

[sly mason]

bro i said 3/5 like 2 mins ago

it hasnt changed

[umbral sparrow]

The app really isn’t hard

[serene tree]

I just got in here

[sly mason]

this is why im about to dip and just enjoy the golf

im tryna watch not scorekeep lol

[hollow parrot]

Zalatoris on pace for the under strokes?

[cursive patio]

Help him out luke he’s at work and can’t check

😂

[rocky halo]

Yup is about to rain in brookline

[pale meadow]

Tail at own risk

[wind rivet]

I mean he at work on discord

[sly mason]

bro whos card was that LOLOL

thats dog poop

[knotty thunder]

Smh

[cursive patio]

Yeah it’s the lamest excuse people give

[grand canopy]

What app do I use to check?

[sly mason]

you gotta tail the people who actually know golf lol that card was destined to lose when you entered it

[pale meadow]

I make my own picks and then se3 what Gsluke picks then I make my picks

[rocky halo]

Us open app

[gray gulch]

?

[novel kelp]

Damn Rory. Man gets a bird then follows up with a boog

[sly mason]

us open app

[cursive patio]

Louie and Phil over strokes were my locks of the day 🤣

[sly mason]

i need rory to miss the cut

[sly mason]

oof

[cursive patio]

Someone tailed me 😂

[sly mason]

lolol

Thats on them

they should know youre not a golf regular 😂

[gray gulch]

I’m good so far?

[sly mason]

youre in every other chat big time

[umbral sparrow]

😂

[novel kelp]

Still bitter he beat your boy last week?

[cursive patio]

But my name is orange 😂

[sly mason]

🤣

[pale meadow]

I’m that game. Put a tail on the donkey😂

[gray gulch]

?

[sly mason]

wish .com version of golf ambassador

[turbid sandal]

Anyone know if Jon rahm went over birdies?

[sly mason]

tell me how we got stuck with the scrub color

[umbral sparrow]

Lmaoo Damoney just talked about it

[quick citrus]

No

[wind rivet]

Watch it

[sly mason]

Boy chat has really turned on the newbies

this is getting nasty 😂

[turbid sandal]

I’m a basketball player ima be sitting there like 👁👄👁

[wind rivet]

You’re a casual

[rocky halo]

What a promo for us

[turbid sandal]

And ur a scrub

[blissful oriole]

At work can someone send me a site to check greens and fairway hits

[turbid sandal]

Get off my nuts buster

[pale meadow]

What’s the US Open?

[knotty thunder]

Ima need help tonight

[wind rivet]

Get off this chat askin about scores

[turbid sandal]

“Get off this chat”

U mean get out😂

[sly mason]

Omg yall are wilding

🤣

[pale meadow]

That’s just rude but I love it lol

[uncut dock]

@sly mason how we feeling about Dustin’s matchup?

[turbid sandal]

That’s him bro came at me first

[rustic nexus]

Why do people have to ask so many questions. Use the internet you fools

[umbral sparrow]

Starting to feel taco Tuesday soccer chat 👀😂

[sly mason]

feeling like he already lost

💀

[quick citrus]

Smh

[wind rivet]

Asking another dude to check for you

Im good

[restive dawn]

🤣🤣🤣

[uncut dock]

tough, but kopeka is like already done right? like his 67 strokes isn’t gonna go up anymore?

[sly mason]

i dont know if theyve heard of google before

[turbid sandal]

Didn’t ask a Buster name Jorge

[sly mason]

pause

[pale meadow]

Dustin the wind. All we are is Dustin the wind😂

[quick citrus]

Look at ur profile pic

[sly mason]

🤣

[quick citrus]

that answers the question

[blissful oriole]

At work could you let me know where to find stats for green in reg and fairway hits

[rustic nexus]

Stat correction is possible. He might have his score changed to 87

[winged mason]

How do I check fairways hit? Cuz I’m in the app but I don’t see anything

[quick citrus]

true he could 87

[sly mason]

ill update you when they get halfway done

[novel kelp]

Scroll through stats

[serene pollen]

Wow Rahm just saved another par

Let’s go bro

[sly mason]

stat corrections dont happen for strokes

[pale meadow]

How much does Rory’s caddie weigh?

[cursive patio]

Datagolf.com is good too

[blissful oriole]

Alr thanks man. I work at a golf course and am pretty good, just started watching and betting so still figuring it out

[serene pollen]

Win this shit Rahm

[sly mason]

sweet so youre in the know at least

and know what a birdie is 😂

[quick citrus]

Rahm 2nd leader at -6

[spiral flicker]

How’s this one looking

[weak vortex]

What's every golf's score right now?

[sly mason]

YES PLEASE

INJECT RAHM INTO MY VEINS

[cursive patio]

is roy chalked

[blissful oriole]

Yeah lmao, struggle to hit them tho 😂

[quick citrus]

U

[sly mason]

for you and me both 😂

[cursive patio]

Bro he 1-0

roy went under?

He up by 1

No

[rustic nexus]

I was just trollin lol

[cursive patio]

oh alr im not watching so idk

[sly mason]

i just saw you said 87 LMFAO

[cursive patio]

@sly mason who’d you bet to win it all?

[sly mason]

yeah they might change it

[sly mason]

just realized

im slow

[pale meadow]

I’m chalked watching this convo

[sly mason]

rahm morikawa scheffler

[cursive patio]

All good @cursive patio I am watching his opponent has 0 and Roy has 1

[sly mason]

all in the top 3 rn lol

and spieth and cantlay

and brooks

[cursive patio]

Good odds

[sly mason]

those 3 arent doing as well tho

[cursive patio]

👍🏼

[pale meadow]

I’ve noticed Gsluke doesn’t pass on any question😂

[cursive patio]

He likes to see himself type 😂

[fallow trench]

fr

[wind rivet]

Im Fed up with this AmEx ad on the app

[quick citrus]

I bet jt rory burns

[surreal bay]

anyone know where i can find fairways hit?

[quick citrus]

stats

[ocean ice]

Niemann on hole 8 shots tomorrow @4.5... o/u?

[pale meadow]

Ask

[rocky halo]

Gsluke is built different

[grand canopy]

Exactly I can’t find it 😔

[surreal bay]

yea can’t find on the app

[cursive patio]

Datagolf.com

[quick citrus]

y’all using the wrong app

[umbral sparrow]

Scroll on the player 😭

[pale meadow]

Don’t bet on that next time

[umbral sparrow]

Swipe I guess is better word

[novel kelp]

Rahm 3-7 gir. That ish is cooked.

[rustic nexus]

Hideki fairways is also unfortunate cuz he drives the green frequently

[sly mason]

says the prize picks "hall of fame" member

💀

[twilit cobalt]

What is spieth fairway hits at??

[cursive patio]

Roy game just started

[sly mason]

Mans has typed a book worth of messages to get that rank

[uncut dock]

damn koepka’s strokes just got corrected to 87 rn😓😓😓😓😓

[hollow sparrow]

dammit zalatoris behind on birdies

[rustic nexus]

Unfortunate. Hopefully he bounces back tomorrow

[cursive patio]

All star 😂

[sly mason]

damnnnn

youre almost there

😂

[umbral sparrow]

☠️

[cursive patio]

Whst color is HOF? 😈

how this all over

[sly mason]

chris raptor is HOF

[cursive patio]

Where on PGA do I go to check fairways

[sly mason]

yellow

[quick citrus]

The app

[umbral sparrow]

Swipe on the player

[cursive patio]

He’s a different beast 😂

[quick citrus]

Holy fk ppl use the damn us open app

[sly mason]

hes got a team of people

[sly mason]

when he sleeps he has backups to chat for him

[uneven bobcat]

Do y’all mean Roy or Rory cause I’m over here confused as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

[cursive patio]

Gracias

[analog gull]

Anybody know how one posted above is doing no clue about golf

[quick citrus]

It lost

[sly mason]

why do you clown yourself all the time 🤣

[cursive patio]

Which app?

[sly mason]

only person I see on this server who does that

[cursive patio]

rory my bad

[quick citrus]

R u blind

[cursive patio]

Yes

[quick citrus]

Mf I literally typed the app

[grand canopy]

This might be the dumbest question but they have 18 chances of fairway hits?

[sly mason]

14

[quick citrus]

14

[sly mason]

not a dumb question

thats fair

[strange shuttle]

Rory up 1-0 vs Cameron young on birdies is that correct

[cursive patio]

It’s getting heated in here I’m going over to the csgo room instead 😂

[vagrant obsidian]

Morikawa is starting off hot

[sly mason]

im going there too 😂

[fiery ocean]

How is will matchup looking?

[brittle jacinth]

Idk😹

[sly mason]

collin is litty so far

[primal lichen]

?

[cursive patio]

Actually nvm I’m going to wnba since there’s a promo today 🔥

[visual lily]

On pace?

[sly mason]

very much so

[grand canopy]

So Jordan has 3-5 of 14

[sly mason]

yessir!

[novel inlet]

Promo on WNBA?

[restive dawn]

Promo

[twilit falcon]

What’s the promo on wnba

[strange shuttle]

Has spieth played all 18 holes yet??

[viscid cosmos]

No

[gray gulch]

How we lookin fellas?

[strange shuttle]

Rory isn’t looking good

+2 for the day (aka par the rest of the way and he’s at 72)

[gray gulch]

Damm

[fiery ocean]

Can someone update me on this please?

[fallow swallow]

^

[strange shuttle]

Rory up 1-0 in matchup

Idk if his matchup is even playing yet tho

[humble sleet]

why cant people in colorado do pga bets?

[quick citrus]

Dude how many times u gonna send that

It’s too early to tell

[vagrant obsidian]

Will has 0

[umbral sparrow]

Sheesh GIR looking for him

[pale timber]

Lol do they play all 18 holes in a row?

[quick citrus]

Yes

[limber mauve]

Need will birdie

[strange shuttle]

And I thought I didn’t know much about golf

[uneven bobcat]

Lmao everybody on this

[fiery ocean]

Yea young playing

[pale timber]

Who put the clown face? I didn’t know lol

[little lion]

each hole is like 10 mins each

[vagrant obsidian]

Will is down 1-0

[marble nacelle]

how many strokes does zalatoris and wise have?

[uneven bobcat]

Oh hell naw

[fiery ocean]

Thanks

It’s still early

[pale timber]

Whoever put that clown face ya moms a hoe

[uneven bobcat]

LMFAO

[sage sparrow]

Will still on the hard holes or he on easy holes now

[vagrant obsidian]

Too early to worry about strokes. Come back in 2 1/2 hours

[uneven bobcat]

God damn it take that long for the birdies or better matchup too? Well off to a nap I go lmao

[vagrant obsidian]

Yeah this ain't basketball lol

[golden compass]

Did it rain out ?

[uneven bobcat]

Hopefully I wake up n it says “WILL HAS DONE BETTER THAN RUSSELL” lol

[hollow sparrow]

haven't really been following which holes are harder? front 9 or back 9

[uneven bobcat]

Lmao I see

[lyric niche]

What is speith fairways rn

[quick citrus]

Back 9

[viscid cosmos]

3/6

[feral crane]

Is this gonna hit

[quick citrus]

no

[rapid belfry]

He sellin

[pale meadow]

Can you imagine doing this with basketball? Dude what’s the score? Who’s winning? What quarter are they in?

[quick citrus]

It’s like asking in the 1st quarter if someone went over yet

[sly mason]

He’s 3/6 he’s not selling LOL

[quick citrus]

That’s what it is rn

[cursive patio]

Is there a website to check fairways & green in regulation?

[quick citrus]

the app

[cursive patio]

Pga app?

[lyric niche]

Lol he’s not selling

[quick citrus]

Pls ppl use the us open app

[sly mason]

If you don’t know golf don’t answer people pretending like you do

[lyric niche]

He just needs 4 more

[rapid belfry]

5

[hearty moth]

How is zalatoris doing

[lyric niche]

All he needs is 5 in the 9 holes he can get it

[viscid cosmos]

They want him to be 6/6 lol

[steel kindle]

how did smith do?

[sly mason]

Yep 😂

[limber mauve]

Down 1

[sly mason]

He’s not 6/6? Chalked

[lyric niche]

5/9 fairways to cash the prop is very doable

For Jordan

[novel kelp]

If they ain’t getting a hole in one then they are selling.

[hearty moth]

Birdies down one? @limber mauve

[uneven bobcat]

Naw cause you can just cut on the tv or look at the game n see that. Golf is a bit different. I done went on the US OPEN App n still don’t know what the he’ll I’m looking at

😂😂😂

[sly mason]

I’d argue even likely

[limber mauve]

Yeah

[lyric niche]

Yessir

[rapid belfry]

Facts

[vagrant obsidian]

Go to stats

[sly mason]

He doesn’t have 2 birdies after 1 hole? Chalked

Sold

[vale compass]

Rory and zalatoris?

[sly mason]

Fixed

[uneven bobcat]

Lmfao hell yeah we want 6/6

[viscid cosmos]

Zal come on bruh

[round halo]

What hideki fairways lookin

[hollow parrot]

?

[sly mason]

3/6 I think for him too

@round halo

[cursive patio]

It just started, sit tight for a while

[strange shuttle]

Y’all know u can just Google us open and it shows everyone’s strokes right?

[vagrant obsidian]

Spieth birdie

[wise mantle]

How is this looking???

[sly mason]

It’s too early for us to know if they’re gonna hit

[wind torrent]

Rory playin like poop

[sly mason]

https://tenor.com/view/scheming-evil-plan-evil-patrick-star-gif-5437636

[hearty moth]

Is Cantlay looking good for undress strokes @limber mauve

[novel kelp]

Really wishing I had gone rohm birds or strokes and not greens

[cyan sonnet]

Anyone got a slip I can tail

[vagrant obsidian]

Some dude just made an eagle but he's +8 💀

[sly mason]

Praying on rorys downfall

Not yours

[quick citrus]

There’s nothing to bet on rn

[sly mason]

I don’t like Rory

[wind torrent]

Damn fr why?

[uneven bobcat]

Aw hell naw lmao

[quick citrus]

I’m praying for rahm and morikawas downfall sorry

[sly mason]

Why even show him on tv lol

[quick citrus]

I need burns to win

[sly mason]

He’s a scrub

[wind torrent]

Nah quit playing

[pseudo wren]

About how much time is left in the round?

[quick citrus]

3 hours

[turbid sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooo-noooo-omg-omg-no-gif-12379687

[uneven bobcat]

Wait huh I thought I got the Rory pick from u? Waiittty man what the he’ll going on in here lmao

[sly mason]

I never told anyone to take Rory

[serene pollen]

Corey conners better not miss this damn cut bro

[sly mason]

In fact I advised HEAVILY against it

[serene pollen]

I know it’s highly unlikely but

[quick citrus]

He doing aight

Rough pitch for eagle

[vagrant obsidian]

Morikawa is going off so ur done for

[uneven bobcat]

Aw shut lmao

[uneven bobcat]

*shit

[quick citrus]

don’t worry there’s 2 more round

[sly mason]

Was it a yellow name?

[quick citrus]

U saw JT win down 7 weeks ago

[sly mason]

Lmfaoo probably a PP all star that said it

[serene pollen]

Bang

[serene pollen]

I’ve sparked change, soon brother we will get salvation

[glossy mulch]

@sly mason who you like for round leader?

[quick citrus]

Morikawa likely

[sly mason]

After today?

[quick citrus]

if not than

Rahm

[sly mason]

Morikawa or rahm

[wind torrent]

Rahm high key

[quick citrus]

Rahm has been missing stuff

[blissful oriole]

Rahm doing good in gir so far?

[quick citrus]

Just got lucky pars and an eagle

[glossy mulch]

From a betting angle; round 2 leader

[wind torrent]

He likes these greens tho

He boutta go off watch

[sly mason]

Well considering odds makes things change

Lemme check the board

[grizzled ember]

Will needa get a birdie or something come on man

[glossy mulch]

I was looking at Wise +2000 for a minute

[sly mason]

Yeah man I would take a shot

[uneven bobcat]

Idk lol what is it

[glossy mulch]

To clarify @sly mason I have a $10 free bet expiring

[sly mason]

On someone in the 1-2 under range

[glossy mulch]

Cheap shot

[quick citrus]

do morikawa or rahm

[sly mason]

Yep wise is a good idea too

[sly mason]

No value on them

They’re juiced way down

[glossy mulch]

Perfect I’ll nail that

[quick citrus]

yea but they will lead

[sly mason]

True

😂

[lyric niche]

Lmk if Jordan hits the fairway

[glossy mulch]

Well now he’s +1200

[void tangle]

how to check fairway shots?

[weak quail]

I just feel like this isn’t looking good, any updates

[quick citrus]

No

[cursive patio]

how is this looking?

[quick citrus]

it’s too early

[uneven bobcat]

Ok and lmk if Jordan hits fairway . Rahm hit in greens in regulation. Will hit birdies or better matchup and Rory

[turbid stump]

How’s this doin so far

[merry valve]

Rory up 2

[uneven bobcat]

It’s WILL that we’re concerned about😂😂😂😂

[weak quail]

Rohm hit over 11.5 greens?

[blissful oriole]

He hasn’t even played 11 holes

[uneven bobcat]

Hell naw I’m saying let me know when all that is accomplished lmfao

[quick citrus]

Then wait 2 more hours

Bye

[weak quail]

Oh damn. I came back like 2 hours after expecting soemthing lmao

[blissful oriole]

If!

[uneven bobcat]

Adios amigo

[north crystal]

I put this in for the challenge but how’s it looking? Hate to be that guy but I don’t know golf

[gaunt gull]

Hows roy doing on strokes?

[uneven bobcat]

Lmfao

[weak quail]

Don’t know how to read this ish Idek if they’re like on pace or under pace or what lmao

[lyric niche]

Bad

[quick citrus]

He’s just +1 he fine

[wind rivet]

Rahm really 33% shooting in the green

[fierce dome]

will currently losing his matchup if i’m not wrong

[pale meadow]

How’s Ram doing? 😂

[raw drum]

Spieth can only miss two more fairways

[wind rivet]

3-9 GIR

🤣

[twilit falcon]

Will strokes??

[fierce dome]

is there a place i can check strokes

[wind rivet]

One over as of now

[fierce dome]

been looking

[weak quail]

So rahm not gonna hit 11.5 greens it sounds like

[sage sparrow]

How much time will got

[lyric niche]

Did Jordan miss another fairway?

[fierce dome]

tons

[wind rivet]

Espn or Usga app

[void tangle]

wtf does “birdie or better matchup mean” can someone explain

[fierce dome]

i believe

[quick citrus]

Whoever gets more

[wind rivet]

Unless he goes 9/9 on the front 9

[void tangle]

but you’re only betting on one person?

[quick citrus]

it’s vs the other

[lyric niche]

Lol

[pale meadow]

Phil was under on strokes today. He made it through the round lol

[weak quail]

Rip that slip, atleast the challenge is done I guess

[blissful oriole]

Not gonna happen lol

[raw drum]

Ya - can only miss two more

[void tangle]

the other what

[quick citrus]

player

[void tangle]

like u bet on two players?

[quick citrus]

yea

[void tangle]

and u pick who gets more

[void tangle]

oh gotcha thx

[quick citrus]

Yea

[void tangle]

how do you check fairway strokes

[quick citrus]

app

[sly mason]

Bruh i just checked on rahm, hows he -2 get has only hit 3 greens

thats impressive as hell lol

[quick citrus]

I’m telling ya

[heavy junco]

I’m looking good or na 🥲?

[serene pollen]

His putting is fire today

[quick citrus]

He made that one eagle

and lucky pars

[serene pollen]

They ain’t luck, he’s dialed

[quick citrus]

yea

[serene pollen]

Y’all forgot he’s world #2?

[toxic silo]

Can someone update for me pls

[sly mason]

I mean imagine if he figures out the ball striking

[serene pollen]

Rahm is winning this shit

[sly mason]

rip to the rest of the field

[weak quail]

But can’t hit 11.5 greensssssss Idek what it means but dam. 😂😂😂

[sly mason]

nah were probably dead

[round halo]

Wills losing right now

[sly mason]

tbh i thought we werein business bc he was -2

i didnt even look

[quick citrus]

Can’t wait for Sam burns to win this

[serene pollen]

NO

[keen trellis]

Wassup with spieth fairways

[quick citrus]

yes

[wind rivet]

So did i🤣

[serene pollen]

ANYONE else

[quick citrus]

no

[uneven bobcat]

Oh

[weak quail]

We got any chance that’s not astronomical?

[pale meadow]

ME!

[sly mason]

like wtf 😂

[serene pollen]

Sam burns should blow up tomorrow

[sly mason]

nah hes getting into the coffin as we speak

[pale meadow]

• raises hand*

[native kindle]

Is brooks good?

[errant ermine]

Toy taking bout rahm 11.5 gir?

[sly mason]

yeah

[weak quail]

That is very unfortunate I wanted some hope

[sly mason]

hes -2 yet only hit 3 greens

makes 0 sense

[errant ermine]

Rip

[native kindle]

Did brooks hit his under? Is his game finished?

[weak quail]

Rip 25

[sly mason]

im usually the more optimistic one here too

[keen trellis]

Yes

[sly mason]

But hes dead

[pale meadow]

Just think guys only two more days of this

[serene pollen]

Did y’all ever think you’d see the day where Jon Rahm putts well and misses greens

[uneven bobcat]

Wtf lmao

[sly mason]

yes

[rustic nexus]

He was 1 for 4 at one point. Stat correction musta occurred!

[weak quail]

Yeah when I put money on it

[civic horizon]

Is that looking good?

[quick citrus]

No

[solar snow]

zalatoris is chalked

[civic horizon]

Damn

[solar snow]

no chance he can win that matchup he sold

[minor hearth]

Anyone know how this is doing?

[sly mason]

aint that the truth

its the twlight zone out there for him rn

[native kindle]

How is jordan spieth looking on his fairways?

[pale meadow]

Damoney did you make your picks for tomorrow yet? Lol

[wind rivet]

Hoping we all win the entry from this Challenge so many losses from it🤣

[sly mason]

Jordan was 3/6 last time i checked

[sly mason]

just fade trent

[quick citrus]

Board ain’t even out tmrw

[wind rivet]

Facts

[native kindle]

Dam he needs 5 more? How many more opportunities does he have?

[quick citrus]

8

[gaunt gull]

Is roy going under strokes or no?

[pale meadow]

Actoocool I know lol

[quick citrus]

Too early

Oh yea @pale meadow forgot it’s u

[vagrant obsidian]

Zalatoris playing like poo this first 9

[novel kelp]

My main ticket not doing well but my bird ticket should cash pretty sweat free.

[sly mason]

he has 8 more

[round halo]

Will down 2-0 rn 😒

[fierce dome]

hate to be that guy but what’s cantley at for strokes

[solid parrot]

Looking good

[quick citrus]

Hate to be the guy but check the app

[cursive patio]

How to check strokes ??

[sly mason]

on track for a 71

[pale meadow]

Phil got his wish. Less golf

[uneven bobcat]

Lmaoooo ain’t it . Gotta ask the question with manners in here . They gone crucify somebody ass every time they wanna know sumn

[keen trellis]

Spieth probably gon hit on fairways

[native kindle]

Can jordan spieth get 5/8 fairway hits? What u guys think?

[fierce dome]

I DEADASS CANT FIND IT LOL

[novel kelp]

Yes

[pale meadow]

Can’tlay

[fierce dome]

i was just gonna live without asking😭

[fierce dome]

thank u

[uneven bobcat]

See I told u lmao ain’t nobody in this mf cool but Gsluke…. Everybody else act like they panties stuck in they ass lmao

[gray gulch]

Did Rory get over on stroke?

[misty finch]

Will losing to a guy that might be cut

[fierce dome]

LOL

[wind rivet]

Will 2 over

[sly mason]

sometimes im an A hole too tho

[opaque mountain]

Will selling

[fallow trench]

how is spieth doing

[uneven bobcat]

Thanks for covering that side of you up today while I’m here LMAO

[sly mason]

if im an a hole to someone they deserve it

😂

[pale meadow]

Just sometimes? Dude I’m like that ALL the time

[solid parrot]

On pace for under

[cursive patio]

In ? Or to ?

[kind rover]

DJ chalked?

[solid parrot]

To=total

[cursive patio]

Appreciate it boss

[naive nova]

This is chalked right?

[sly mason]

https://tenor.com/view/get-outta-here-mack-ruthless-s1e22-go-out-gif-25238331

[kind rover]

Lmao 😂

[brittle jacinth]

PGAAAAAAAAA

[kind rover]

Might take Spieth at +3300

[quick citrus]

Send him back to the LIV tour

[sly mason]

speef island

[quick citrus]

Don’t return for majors

[grizzled ember]

Dude i hate russell henley beating will zaltoris on birdies like wtf will

[void tangle]

does fairway strokes update on PP?

[upbeat delta]

How many fairways had speith hit

[sly mason]

russll henley is a dweeb

[upbeat delta]

And matsuyama

[gilded bear]

Is will good for a comeback or what

[grizzled ember]

Ik wills got 2 bogeys to russells 2 birds

[sage sparrow]

Will still playing on hard holes right

[sly mason]

i wish we had a scoring bot

literally would be the best thing ever

[serene pollen]

Morikawa not human right now

[marble zealot]

Will had bogeys on the holes he had birdies yesterday. It’s over

[steel kindle]

cameron smith didn’t hit birdies huh

[frosty mirage]

Will fumbled

[sage sparrow]

well

[serene pollen]

Rahm bogey incoming

[quick citrus]

morikawa -8 2nd round leader

[cursive patio]

did rory hit at least

[bold rain]

Why is golf part of the challenge 😂

[gilded bear]

He don’t got time to come back ?

[dusky root]

Is this looking good?

[bold rain]

Donations

[cursive patio]

did rory actually sell bro

[gilded bear]

So is will dead af or like my boy still got hope what’s going on here

[dire harbor]

Did Roy go over ?

[sly mason]

they couldve chosen jai ali

or disc golf

[marble zealot]

Looking very very slim. A push is more likely if that

[frosty mirage]

Will maybe has a 10% chance

[cursive patio]

is rory fully chalked

[serene pollen]

Who is roy

[bold rain]

I would’ve preferred that

[dire harbor]

Rory 😭

[serene pollen]

Because there’s a major

[frosty mirage]

Rory is winning

[serene pollen]

I’m baffled that we haven’t gotten a true promo yet for us open

[fierce dome]

i thought rory is winning

[cursive patio]

is rory winning or no

[frosty mirage]

Rory is up 2 birdies to 0

[tiny olive]

nice

[fierce dome]

y’all making me question my abilities to check stats bruh

[quick citrus]

rory up but he played the easier 9

[tiny olive]

i need will to beat henley tho

[frosty mirage]

Zalatoris is going to save PrizePicks a bag

[bold rain]

Wb xander?

[merry valve]

Rory up 2-1

[novel kelp]

Rahm gir officially dead.

[north mason]

Doesn't will still have like 11 holes ?

[cursive patio]

this hit or what

[limber mauve]

Will needa step up

[quick citrus]

Yea u hit

2/3

[cursive patio]

and this

[sly mason]

https://tenor.com/view/похороны-the-funeral-dancing-dance-happy-gif-16750299

[quick citrus]

Not yet

[sly mason]

What a bum

[plush dragon]

Need spieth and matsuyama to hit some fairways

[novel kelp]

Bro is one under yet only 3 greens in the first 10

[sly mason]

is youre gonna miss the GIR you might as well shoot +9

[void tangle]

facts idek how many they have

[novel kelp]

He is at 3/10. His line is 11.5

[severe saffron]

Rory strokes?

[visual lily]

Still on pace?

[gilded bear]

How is will chalked hm holes he got left

[plush dragon]

Spieth is 3/7 matsuyama is 4/7

[sly mason]

hes not chalked hes just in bad shape

[novel kelp]

Yes

[median solstice]

how am i lookin?

[gilded bear]

Typpee

[sly mason]

We need a bot that will tweet their status every 5 mins

[severe saffron]

Rory mcllory how many strokes?

[sly mason]

😂

[jaunty burrow]

Free bet I’ll take it

[proper spear]

What’s the verdict on this?

[tiny olive]

will gonna sell for you

sorry man

[sly mason]

lawd @plush dragon your message had a shelf life of 30 seconds

🤣

[median solstice]

how am i lookin?