⛳┃pga

[crisp leaf]

50$ gift https://shorturl.at/VUgDJ

[random orchid]

Under is smacking

[quick citrus]

😂

[grim sparrow]

Straka birding 3of6 next holes

[random orchid]

glover the only one selling rn😂

[quick citrus]

U know the last 2 holes right

major sweat

[cosmic current]

Hope so, he's losing his bobm, gonna be tied after his next hole

[random orchid]

yes but the back nine is easier in total right

[quick citrus]

well

[random orchid]

besides those two

[sage maple]

Play will resume shortly

[quick citrus]

the last 2 are the last 2

I bad shot it’s +2

[random orchid]

your not wrong

[quick citrus]

Round 1 Xander was under strokes by like 2

then he triple bogeyed lol

To hook

so funny

[random orchid]

😭😭woww

ya i completely forgot about those two

[cosmic current]

I need Si Woo to do that 😂

[quick citrus]

Doubled

[random orchid]

shooot he was horrible yesterday

[autumn onyx]

We back ??

[hard edge]

Course is back on

[random orchid]

yes it started

[cosmic current]

Straka missed a 4 ft putt out the break

Cursed

[severe vault]

they just now started ?

[random orchid]

a few min ago

Rory just birdied he’s up 2 now

[grim sparrow]

We BACK ON

[hard edge]

Spaun is so chalked

[random orchid]

make it 3 now

[quick citrus]

It’s joever

[random orchid]

yup he sold that putt

[honest veldt]

Rory easy under🥱

[grim sparrow]

Straka cooked now. Just bogied +4

Gonna need 4birds from u now suckaa

Disregard. He a dqwg and drained that 12 ftr

[jaunty minnow]

this dude min woo lee rlly made that

[autumn onyx]

Rory taking the dub??

[cobalt gull]

W or l

Who sell me

[quick citrus]

All of em bro

[cobalt gull]

How one Already green

[quick citrus]

U lost bro

they all way over

Kim is +4

They all over par

[sage maple]

Chalk scheffler U strokes smh

[haughty chasm]

Dang Daniel almost came through for me

[severe vault]

min woo under strokes cashed

[jaunty minnow]

i’m in shambles bruh🤦🏽‍♂️

[patent marsh]

Game over?

[willow hollow]

ts taking years

[severe vault]

for min woo yes

[cobalt gull]

Who sell me

Or cash money

[tulip schooner]

Chalk

[quick citrus]

been said that thing chalked

https://tenor.com/view/toradora-chalk-angry-mad-teacher-gif-21310692

[uneven kayak]

Spaun got 4 holes to push

[cosmic current]

I still don't get drop in shots, are those penalties?

[severe vault]

he needa push !!!

[jaunty minnow]

bruh can u stop sending that

u lost homie give up

[quick citrus]

Basically

1st shot water ball

2nd shot is a drop

Then they play the 3rd

[cosmic current]

Sorry not water, like this

[quick citrus]

They get relief

Or a free drop

if something’s blocking them

The rules r weird

like if it’s near the spectator stands

And they can’t get a swing

[cosmic current]

Damn that's gonna chalk my bobm if Straka doesn't come through

[cosmic current]

Too close to the fence in guessing?

[quick citrus]

Yea

[cosmic current]

Rip

[cobalt gull]

One more hater

Kid mad haha

[tulip schooner]

How we mad when ur asking us how this slip looking

Download pga app

[cosmic current]

Please Straka, one birdie on 17 or 18 I know it's hard but I can cashhh

[patent marsh]

Game over

[cosmic current]

Not yet

[jaunty minnow]

not hitting

[willow hollow]

this the app?

[quick citrus]

Just use the site

[willow hollow]

ah okay

[grim sparrow]

Need a MASSIVVEE BIRDIE RIGHT HERE STRAKA

[random orchid]

bud needs to birdie for papa

[quick citrus]

He’s not

Sadly

[cosmic current]

Mfer gonna lose my 6 man on a bobm tie 😂

[grim sparrow]

Smh.. 5/6 should ansured it smh

[cosmic current]

Rory gonna win it huh, JJ only one behind

[quick citrus]

Nah Rory gonna shank it at the last

[compact dew]

yessir scottie

[proud cave]

Spaun might cash🙏

[pseudo tide]

Unless Rory quads the last, Rory will not be winning the masters this year

[haughty chasm]

Off by one again

[cosmic current]

Straka you mferre

[frozen comet]

How many he got

[proud cave]

3

[uneven kayak]

Idc spaun just cashed me either way he's a hero

[cobalt gull]

Hater just won 150

[patent marsh]

What’s the pay out if the slip a tie?

[agile gate]

1.5x

@patent marsh

[patent marsh]

So what would this be

[uneven kayak]

Zero dollars

[cosmic current]

He better not lose to this JJ dude lmao

[random orchid]

smalley just sold the whole bag on the 17 and 18 omg

[pseudo tide]

He almost missed it

[patent marsh]

Who

[pseudo tide]

Rory confirmed Players curse, he will not win the masters this year

[pseudo tide]

Rory

[frozen comet]

Spaun🥲

[fringe badge]

Green

[tribal spindle]

So close!

[worldly tiger]

jj almost dang

[acoustic gale]

hahahaha

so close, money shot

[cosmic current]

Playoff time

[cobalt gull]

So close

[fluid ivy]

F It I’ll take it

[cobalt gull]

What are bird matchups

One more

[fluid ivy]

The amount of birdies they get vs the other player

[cobalt gull]

That free money

[fluid ivy]

Burger got 6 birdies and Vegas got only 3

[cursive patio]

Alex smalley banned

[cobalt gull]

I’m going to start tailing you

[summer cedar]

It will be reduced to a 3 man because everyone else tied.

[fluid ivy]

This was all luck no cap I barely scraped by with the evens today lol.

[patent marsh]

So how much is that

[quick citrus]

Like 4.75x

[cobalt gull]

I never did might as well try it

[cosmic current]

Glover chalked though right

[quick citrus]

No

[summer cedar]

Heck yeah smooth $2,500 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[cosmic current]

NVM these low pars lines

[summer cedar]

5 times

[patent marsh]

Add it up for me

[summer cedar]

So are playoff holes included in the birdies count. So if Spaun makes birdies tomorrow his line will go green?

[quick citrus]

No

they are done

playoff is just to decide the winner

[compact sky]

Rory sucks

[quick citrus]

R4 is done

[cosmic current]

Why wait a day usually it's done day of

[quick citrus]

bc it’s dark

It’s 7:30pm there

[cosmic current]

Oh yeah nvm

Setting a Rory win on St Patrick's Day 😂

[summer cedar]

Blue note 🤑

[random orchid]

smalley double bogey 17 and bogey’s 18😭😭

[pseudo tide]

Thats cool since he can’t win the masters now

[summer cedar]

We should be able to put in a slip for the playoff tomorrow

[pseudo tide]

They don’t do that

[summer cedar]

I know thats why I said should lol

L. Glover screwed me today... couldn't get 3 birdies today 🤦🏿‍♂️

[jaunty minnow]

what a week😂

[shut inlet]

Who wagering in Florida?

[west crane]

No where near a 10x lmao

[west crane]

Nice 2x

[summer cedar]

Seriously a 4 pick suppose to be 10x... you had a 6 man that reverted to a 4 man.

[west crane]

That’s not how it works bro he gon get a 2x at most with 2 push on a 6man

[haughty chasm]

It really don’t matter,

[west crane]

Nobody talkin to u lil bro take a nap

[long gulch]

If you win tn just hit the like button ✅

[cursive patio]

My boys came thru today.

[vale tapir]

Who won

[high mango]

Who wins this ?

[chrome swallow]

Rory

[fluid ivy]

?

its 9.5x

[fluid ivy]

can i really trust a hmong dude tho

[cosmic current]

Cmon Rory

[twilit frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/rory-mcilroy-masters-excited-golf-gif-25358892

[pseudo tide]

I am happy rory is gonna win on St.Patrick’s day but it sucks he is gonna have the players curse above his head for the masters

This wind is throwing them off rn

[cosmic current]

Rory like what 3 up right now haha

[analog ridge]

Damn JJ sucks

[haughty chasm]

Jj might cry

[analog ridge]

He ahhh

[muted raptor]

It was always Rory on St Pattys day

[pseudo tide]

At this point Northern Ireland owns Ireland

[pliant basin]

Y

[pseudo tide]

You lost

[cosmic current]

What weird app is that

[grim adder]

An app that doesn’t belong here 😂

[cosmic current]

I always try to warn them to not post anything but Prizepicks but they don't care lmao

[grim adder]

Appreciate that

[cosmic current]

It's just like, why are you here posting these slips, either post Prizepicks only or use their discord 🤯

[edgy hearth]

#🏸┃badminton

[glass plover]

Lmk who yall got on your tickets for Valspar ima be there to heckle ur favorite golfers

[pseudo tide]

Rory but make sure you have you have your phone out and your right next to the ropes and when he swings yell “Just like Augusta in 2011” that is a good chirp

[cursive patio]

I need a play for my boost

[floral wren]

Golf picks should be out tonight

[topaz owl]

@tight copper accept what I sent you rn
Let cash tonight 🤑

[floral wren]

Are they only running bobm??

[pseudo tide]

If anybody needs someone to cheer for this week cheer for Andre Chi, he is a PGM golf program graduate from methodist University which he also played D3 golf. He is an assistant club pro who has tried Q school and all other tournaments and failed. With only 60 dollars to his name he decided to try to qualify for the tournament this week, he put the fees on his credit card, and shot 66 in the pre qualifier to get into the qualifier in which he shot 67 in 30 mph winds in order to get into the tourny this week

[floral wren]

Dang

[pseudo tide]

Apparently an interviewer paid for his hotel for the week since he told him he couldn’t afford it

[floral wren]

That’s crazy

Good for him

[haughty chasm]

They put strokes up

[floral wren]

Ohhh @pseudo tide what do you think about these strokes lines??

[patent marsh]

?

[haughty chasm]

Oof

[floral wren]

That’s late in the day though

Early tee times are gonna have very little wind

[haughty chasm]

Yeah I had seen that, just looked like the majority of the guys on the board are the later times

[floral wren]

Yeah some are for sure

Thats why their lines are higher

[harsh tapir]

@patent marsh wut

@patent marsh

[sage maple]

Imma fade round 1 tmw

[half niche]

Any suggestions for Theegala tomorrow?

[cosmic current]

Bro no way that happened 😂

[opaque cosmos]

Any slips?

[floral wren]

What?

[lean linden]

Weather good or bad tmr ?

[cosmic current]

Good weather in morning and bad winds later on

[floral wren]

No real good picks for tomorrow

[visual smelt]

Wow, what a board of hot 💩

[cosmic current]

Barely any AM picks, I squeezed what I could through 😂

[charred pier]

Any slips for tmr?

[visual smelt]

Seriously 3 morning people

It makes it look like it's a setup

[haughty chasm]

Anyone like straka bobm?

[visual smelt]

I don't like the .5. Change

[steady lava]

They know what they doing lol

[cosmic current]

Yeah I took all the morning I could, got a 6 man thankfully haha

[steady lava]

Morning birdies

Afternoon I faded a few strokes

[cosmic current]

Yeah took all of em, and Xander under

[steady lava]

Other places had Xander birdies at 3.5 lol

[cosmic current]

I didn't see that one, just took him under 70.5

[steady lava]

Wasn’t on PP

70.5 a good look too

[cosmic current]

This what I got

[steady lava]

Yeah that’s nice. I’m just hoping the morning wave can finish before the wind gets bad. Playing 16-18 in high winds would be awful

[dim bobcat]

What’s lock

Js one play

[cosmic current]

Depends on if groups are 3s or 2s, most likely 3's, so they'll be done around noon I'm guessing

[steady lava]

They are 3s

[cosmic current]

Okay so my players are done most likely around noon

[still minnow]

Why Xander under?

[cosmic current]

Early tee time no wind early

[dim bobcat]

Which is ur favorite pick

[cosmic current]

Any of the top 3 tbh, any of em can go off in the morning

[steady lava]

Yeah I did the same thing

[steady lava]

I had those top 3 too

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-ball-magic-you-know-ball-ykb-magic-ykb-gif-25740660

[hollow marsh]

Did you go over for Pot cause of wind

[faint abyss]

This is from Greek locks

[uneven jasper]

What’s a lock for tdy

[steady lava]

Greek Locks may not know they golfing in a hurricane tomorrow 💀

[hollow marsh]

yeah you chalking

[faint abyss]

Ain’t place anything chill out

Was just seeing if others wanted it

So it’s chalk?

[steady lava]

I would not take afternoon tee time strokes tomorrow

The PrizePicks times are wrong

[faint abyss]

All in morning

Oh

[faint abyss]

Ik I see

Ima stay away from them then

[steady lava]

Yeah if ur gonna go under strokes take guys that start early

Afternoon wave getting cooked with wind

[faint abyss]

U got a two man?

I’m trying nuke

Cs has been chalking lately

[cosmic current]

Yeah dude is starting late AF when winds are highest

[steady lava]

https://tenor.com/view/wind-fight-gif-4366269503556475342

[golden merlin]

Good picks or na?

[wary tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/tylerthecreator-golf-golfing-eye-roll-necklace-gif-5535179

[steady lava]

This nice

[lime hollow]

??

[faint abyss]

Is burns under strokes good he starts early

[uneven jasper]

I hate Justin Thomas…

He sold me abt a year ago

Haven’t touched em since

[steady lava]

I personally like his birdies better but strokes ain’t bad too

[steady lava]

I feel that

[hollow marsh]

How come he ain’t one of your most confident picks😭

[mortal remnant]

Cash???

[faint abyss]

Over or under birdies

[steady lava]

Over 3.5

[hollow marsh]

@cosmic current

[candid ginkgo]

are u confident w that

[cosmic current]

Cause some people like playing in wind apparently so never know

[hollow marsh]

the heck

[uneven jasper]

If Justin Thomas goes over I’ll be done with PrizePicks

[hollow marsh]

Why that tennis pick

[subtle marlin]

Sam burns O3.5 birdies safe?

[hollow marsh]

pga picks

[uneven jasper]

Just sum I had added to it

[steady lava]

I like Fleetwood and Tom Kim O 3.5 better but Burns is nice too

[faint abyss]

What does this mean?

[uneven jasper]

Ur acct just got banned buddy

Contact support

[faint abyss]

Damn

[hollow marsh]

How come

[faint abyss]

You think it’s like a permanent one

[steady lava]

They tee off really early before the wind picks up. They get to play 3/4 of the par 5s before the wind goes crazy

[uneven jasper]

U can try nd get it unbanned if u do like identity verification and allat

[faint abyss]

All cus I gave this guy a 1 star rating cus he was being mad condescending for no reason

I told him I gave him a bad review and this is what he hits me with

[steady lava]

Omg💀

[subtle marlin]

Bro got the Feds on him LMFAOOOOOO

[faint abyss]

Yo Aldwen if you here right now js know it’s comin

[steady lava]

I’m crying

[faint abyss]

This why underhog on top

[pulsar peak]

That Rico coming

[subtle marlin]

You like Kim birdies over?

[steady lava]

That’s who I was talking about lol

👍

[subtle marlin]

Say less

[candid ginkgo]

i dont know much about golf , when does the valspar championship round 1 end?

if it starts at 8:35 am for me

like 1/2?

[iron igloo]

Cash?

[steady lava]

Depends on the tee time. The guys that tee off around 8:30 should be done around 1-2ish

[cloud totem]

Justin Thomas under strokes?

[steady lava]

Every time I run him he does the opposite of what I want lol

Should hit tho

[cloud totem]

Exactly lol

[cloud totem]

You got a slip?

[steady lava]

Morning birdies

Kim, Fleetwood

[cloud totem]

Fasho

[cloud totem]

You like Knapp and burnes birdies?

[scenic sage]

Whose better outta the 2

[steady lava]

Yeah

[steady lava]

Kim

[scenic sage]

Ez💯

[shadow thorn]

https://discord.com/channels/864588718613594152/1349223851396960267

[steady lava]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-red-easy-button-red-button-gif-4642542

[tall gull]

No harry hall is crazy man

[autumn onyx]

Knapp teeing off in start of winds 👀 I ain’t trusting him again

[random orchid]

let’s cash tmr

[wary zealot]

This good?

[versed basin]

Any of yall got the afl chat?

[warm kettle]

🤔🤔

[tough lion]

Bangggg

[smoky rampart]

How is the weather today

[cobalt gull]

Should I add these two

[cursive patio]

Adam Scott over on birdies/better??

[bleak cave]

Hail Mary off that promo win yesterday

[summer cedar]

It's a Par 71 today FYI!!

#1 & #11 are easy birdie holes. Both par 5s.

[smoky rampart]

Is the weather good ??

[summer cedar]

Yes clear sunny day thusfar before wind comes in around 10am.

[rugged drum]

any quick 2 mans ??

any quick 2 mans ??

[smoky rampart]

Presh8 it

[rugged drum]

u gotta quick 2 man gang ?

[smoky rampart]

Not for golf

[rugged drum]

igh fs

[visual smelt]

People gonna be in here all day asking why there golfer hasn't started yet because PP is baiting with these start times

[bitter sand]

All these golfer on the board don’t play until 1pm

[summer cedar]

They have some who are about to start

[bitter sand]

oh ight

[smoky rampart]

Wen Shane play

[zinc trail]

1:34 est

[rapid bluff]

Yall fw higgs birdies over 2.5?

[chrome nimbus]

@summer cedar send yo line up

[zinc trail]

Burn BOB too easy

[drifting venture]

Burns over 3.5 birdies?

[chrome nimbus]

Who got a good lineup and kno it’s gon hit for sure and that watch golf😂

[zinc trail]

2 through 3 holes

[drifting venture]

Idk if thas good mb lol

[cosmic current]

Basically he needs 2 birdies in 15 holes, we're chilling

Hes cooking early

[ember warren]

shane a trap

L5 warriors doesnt realize his last innisbrook course was 3 years ago

[chrome nimbus]

So go under on him

[ember warren]

i mean

[chrome nimbus]

Wat would u do

[ember warren]

nothing

fade

[chrome nimbus]

U talkin about his birdies

[ember warren]

i hate taking exact number strokes

gotta be 72.5

[chrome nimbus]

Ohhh

[ember warren]

too many pushes

[long dew]

Mami im back am i winning ??????? @cosmic current

Help !

[chrome nimbus]

Who should i go with @ember warren

That yk for sure that will hit

[ember warren]

i dont even watch golf like that

[chrome nimbus]

Oh

[limpid sleet]

Where Justin Thomas at

[cosmic current]

We're just starting

[ember warren]

ngl on a real note i would send gpt the weather and hole locations and player lines and ask for the best

[chrome nimbus]

Im going under Justin Thomas

Sent wrong picture

I’m going under

[cosmic current]

Burns good so far but Scott no birdies

[limpid sleet]

Y’all think this a hit or another 5/6 smh

[chrome nimbus]

Over or under?

I’m thinking under

[limpid sleet]

Yea stay under need that

[chrome nimbus]

Wym need that

😂

[chrome nimbus]

@limpid sleet

[limpid sleet]

The under crazy lol

[chrome nimbus]

So u would go under

[limpid sleet]

Look at my slip I just posted

[ember warren]

@chrome nimbus

[chrome nimbus]

So they saying go over on birdies for those player twin

[ember warren]

grok yes

[chrome nimbus]

Players

How this lookin chat?

Anyone

[ember warren]

dont take all 3

[safe dove]

What time games start?

[fluid sorrel]

Pmo, what this called?

[ember warren]

ppq.ai

[cursive patio]

?

[chrome nimbus]

Shii give me some more picks

You getting me righ

Righ^

[ember warren]

ngl im fading golf today

wayy better slates

[vague monolith]

Tommy and Kim need to start dropping some birdies

[jaunty snow]

how long do these matches take

[vague monolith]

It’s in groups so it varies

[raw thunder]

7 hrs

[twin orchid]

how john kim doin

on birdies

[thick sorrel]

how this looking ?

[cosmic current]

Won't know until tonight

[cursive patio]

Why so late ??

[cosmic current]

Lot of the guys left on the board don't start until 12-2

[summer cedar]

My line up has already started.

[summer cedar]

https://prizepicks.onelink.me/gCQS/shareEntry?entryId=19fad87bf6d080fdf976d4d5e1403334

[chrome nimbus]

How them boys doing rn

[compact swallow]

2 dollar mate🤣

How’s Jake doing

On birdies

[obsidian cipher]

Who started frm ur line up?

[cosmic current]

Knapp? Not until later

[cursive patio]

I tailed Greek too. I think Scott can get a birdie tho

[summer cedar]

My apologies thought they had already started because Prize Picks have the lineup as being live.

[last grove]

Harry Higgs overs on birdies chalking

[solemn cave]

Where can I check a players live stats

[summer cedar]

They actually haven't started yet. My apologies.

[solemn cave]

On strokes

[spice pollen]

What’s the freest square for today ??

[autumn onyx]

Tommy first bird

[solemn cave]

Where can I check a players live stats on strokes?

[autumn onyx]

ESPN app or https://www.pgatour.com/leaderboard

[honest veldt]

Higgs over

[solemn cave]

Can’t find the player I’m looking for

[autumn onyx]

Who

Tiger?

[cosmic current]

Tommy back to back??

Nicee

[autumn onyx]

Tommy heat check

[devout shell]

If Shane goes over strokes istg im deleting pga

[uneven kayak]

Let's go young men

[solemn cave]

Will zalatoris over 72 strokes

[nova hinge]

am i cooked chat

[vague monolith]

Tommy I need two more birdies and three from Kim

[oblique sequoia]

how is Corey under strokes looking?

[autumn onyx]

Tees off in like 2 hours

[solemn cave]

Ok thanks

[golden merlin]

🙏🏽

[long dew]

I lost adam scott, i seen the other dude stats he cookin @cosmic current

Ima go shower and cry brb

[cosmic current]

It's not over yet

[spice pollen]

Over what ??

[cloud totem]

Don’t bring God into this, he’s already dealing with enough

Cmon Burnes🙏🏼

[autumn onyx]

Burns choke

[quick citrus]

Ts chalk

u know how windy it’s gonna be

[devout harness]

15 mph ain’t shii

[quick citrus]

Oh it’s more than that

gl

[autumn onyx]

More than that

[quick citrus]

The course is alr average over par

[autumn onyx]

GG

[quick citrus]

In the good conditions

imagine

[devout harness]

Not according to weather channel

No it’s not 😂

[autumn onyx]

Fake news

[devout harness]

We’ll see I guess 😂

[autumn onyx]

The ol snake pit 🐍

[devout harness]

Yall crazy if u think a pro can’t shoot at least par on that course

[cosmic current]

Moore and Hadwin "pros"

Good luck

[devout harness]

I’ll send yall the green lol

I hear yall slips chalked already

[cosmic current]

You're deaf then

😂

[devout harness]

Okay bud 😂

[autumn onyx]

I learned my lesson with Knapp and left him off the slip @cosmic current

[cloud totem]

So Justin Thomas under strokes was a dumb pick?

[cosmic current]

Facts

[cosmic current]

Nah he's one to do well regardless

[pulsar peak]

What Knapp do

[autumn onyx]

Known to chalk

[pulsar peak]

Shiddddd he better not chalk today I need a push at least

[autumn onyx]

He’s teeing off in peak winds GGs

[cloud totem]

Sam you could’ve had a birdie bro

I need 2 more cmon

[cloud totem]

Burns can get 2 more rignt?

[autumn onyx]

He should before the winds start

[cloud totem]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-shrek-please-beg-pretty-please-gif-9647046979984591269

[ornate wigeon]

What’s the word on Tom Kim 💀

[autumn onyx]

Looking sloppy

Just missed the green

[ornate wigeon]

Also why’s it just one side that’s counting

[autumn onyx]

They started on the back 9 and finishing on the front

[ornate wigeon]

Ohh okay thanks

[autumn onyx]

They alternate where players start

[proven rune]

anybody put andrew novak over on birds or better?

[ornate wigeon]

Oh I didn’t know that

[autumn onyx]

Na he a nobody

Burns calling a rules official, crying about his ball

[golden merlin]

How this looking?

[devout shell]

U right

[cursive patio]

How is the weather?

[autumn onyx]

Pretty good, winds start later

[pulsar peak]

Was Keith on the board today 🤔

[vestal mango]

not like he real anyway

[cosmic current]

For a bobm

[pulsar peak]

Oh ok pretty sure that’s cash anyway

Burns pls don’t sell

[steep plaza]

So far so good? ✅

[cosmic current]

Not starting until 12-1

[steep plaza]

Thank you!

[golden socket]

Has none of the PGA games started yet?

[jaunty snow]

??

[autumn onyx]

Burns birdie

That’s 3

[cloud totem]

Burns please give me 1 more gang cmon

[cosmic current]

Burns 1 Tommy 2 Kim 2 please 🙏

[autumn onyx]

Tommy should get his third birdie here

[autumn onyx]

Tommy eagle putt

[cloud totem]

Please burns cmon

[cold roost]

Need two more birdies tommy😏

[autumn onyx]

Tommy 3rd birdie

One more

[wooden halo]

@steep plaza

[patent marsh]

What about the strokes though?

Does any of them have any

[autumn onyx]

Tom Kim sucks

[cursive patio]

Scott got a birdie it js need to update and burns is on pace to go under 72 strokes

[long dew]

Awhhh dane nice !

[vivid flume]

How do I check the stroke stats? On pga tour it’s confusing lol

[cursive patio]

I use Flashscore

[autumn onyx]

https://www.pgatour.com/tournaments/2025/valspar-championship/R2025475/leaderboard @vivid flume

[cosmic current]

His little bro Michael about to chalk me

[vivid flume]

@autumn onyx thank yall.

[autumn onyx]

T Kim is such a cry baby

[cloud totem]

Cmon Burns🙏🏼🔥

[cosmic current]

These Kims better get right

[autumn onyx]

Tom Kim double bogey 🤣

Crybaby

[cosmic current]

I ain't watching is he getting emotional lol

[autumn onyx]

Haha yeah he always does

[cosmic current]

All I need is 2 birdies today that's it's bro 😂

[cloud totem]

@patent marsh bro hating

[autumn onyx]

GL

[cosmic current]

Thanks you too 🙏

[cold roost]

One more birdie tommy

[cloud totem]

Please burns

[autumn onyx]

Tommy missed birdie by an inch 😭

Could’ve just casheddd

[steady lava]

We lookin goooooood

👀

[cosmic current]

Tom Kim gotta lock in

[cloud totem]

Burns cmon just one bro

[steady lava]

Yeah he’s only iffy one I got a lot of guys at 3/3.5 BOB

[cloud totem]

Don’t be a hoeee

[cosmic current]

They all got another par 5 have faith

Keith was free af today too damn

[autumn onyx]

Tom Kim falling apart

[cosmic current]

This goofy mfer

[autumn onyx]

Burns too lol

Winds starting

[cosmic current]

Burns I have faith will birdie on hole 5

[autumn onyx]

Wind change

[vale tapir]

What’s the wind looking like for the 12 clock crew

[autumn onyx]

Hard to have faith in Mr Burns 😂

[cloud totem]

Damn bro…

Burns gon hook isn’t he

[autumn onyx]

Maybe

[cloud totem]

Post your slip gang

You been on my diccc this whole morning

[cosmic current]

16-20 mph

[cloud totem]

If not shut the fucccc up

[patent marsh]

😂

[cloud totem]

Tbh

[patent marsh]

I have burns too

[autumn onyx]

Burns can’t even par

[patent marsh]

I’m just going by what I see

[cloud totem]

So then wtf 😂

[autumn onyx]

Tom Kim trash lol

[cloud totem]

Bro tryna do reverse psychology

[vale tapir]

Dam

[autumn onyx]

Winds picking up earlier than expected

GGs 😭

[cosmic current]

Nooooo

[vale tapir]

I need him to get to more birdies

[cloud totem]

Chalk everything chat

[autumn onyx]

Sketchy

[cloud totem]

If it’s windy why even golf… it’s like football players playing in the rain.

Just setting up failure

[autumn onyx]

NFL still plays in snow bro

[vale tapir]

Hell yeah they do

[cloud totem]

Exactly but my point is it’s going to impact the game so why not wait weather conditions get better

That’s what I’m tryna say

It’s nature but damn this my money 😂😂😂

[autumn onyx]

Except if you’re saquon

[cloud totem]

Weak

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-cowboys-flag-cowboys-go-cowboys-cowboys-win-gif-2676843054129040957

[autumn onyx]

I knew it 🤣🤣

[cloud totem]

😂😂😂

[vale tapir]

Tom wtf

[cloud totem]

The most hated and the most loved lmao

[autumn onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-jones-clown-gif-24531022

[cloud totem]

You aren’t wrong lol

[cosmic current]

Least you're faithful, when they gonna get right 😂

[cloud totem]

When Jerry dies

I hate to say it but it’s the truth.

Cowboys are Americas team. We are the most hated and the most loved. But to JERRY America’s team means TV time and ratings. He’s not about winning anymore.

[autumn onyx]

He wants Romo back

[cloud totem]

At this point nggga so do I 😂😂😂

https://tenor.com/view/tony-romo-terrell-owens-quarterback-football-gif-8169080

[autumn onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/dak-dak-prescott-we-suck-cowboys-dallas-cowboys-gif-6500596838463129277

[autumn onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboys-tony-romo-football-what-now-mad-gif-5349884

[wooden dragon]

🙏🏾

[cloud totem]

BURNS PLEASE BRO

[autumn onyx]

You might hate Tom Kim later

[vale tapir]

Tom get a birdi

[cloud totem]

Just one burns you son of a bitcccc cmon

[wooden dragon]

Im not worried , its only 18$ lol

[cloud totem]

Send me $20 then

Bro got it like that

[wooden dragon]

Gotcha

[cloud totem]

😂😂

[cold roost]

Tommy one more birdie please

[cloud totem]

Burns please

[stoic meadow]

wind must be picking up

[vague monolith]

Tom Kim is so unserious

[autumn onyx]

Winds picking up early, not looking good

[stoic meadow]

tom is a bogey fest

[autumn onyx]

And a cry baby

[cloud totem]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[stoic meadow]

xanders first shot was so bad 😂

almost waterballed it

on a p5

[autumn onyx]

Par 5 next for burns

[cloud totem]

Need that

[autumn onyx]

Lock tf in Tommy

Tommy falling apart

😢

Winds already affecting these guys

Tom Kim in the trees on par 5 GGs

[cold roost]

I should have did all unders today..

[cosmic current]

Michael Kim gonna chalk a 71 line 😂

[cursive patio]

I need burns to js stay under strokes. Tie or less than par next 5 holes

[autumn onyx]

For birdies not strokes

[cold roost]

@autumn onyx yes

[autumn onyx]

Tommy has chance next hole par 5 but windy 🌬️

[cold roost]

🙏🤞

[autumn onyx]

Last 2 iron shots have not looked good from Tommy

[slender nexus]

burns to far left tom Kim to far right

special Ed

[autumn onyx]

These guys crumbling

[cloud totem]

Burnes you’re a fknnn hoeee

[autumn onyx]

Burns gonna bogey par 5

[cloud totem]

He’s washed.

[autumn onyx]

Tom Kim almost killed a spectator

Chalk burns and T Kim birdies calling it now

[cloud totem]

Dude he’s pissing me off. Not even lying.

[autumn onyx]

These guys look horrible rn

[cloud totem]

Been since they started tbh

Trash asf

[autumn onyx]

True

[cloud totem]

Don’t know why I took that bum

[autumn onyx]

I knew better than to trust Tom buns Kim lol

Sam Buns

[stoic meadow]

michael kim ultimate sell job

[slender nexus]

burns 75 yard shot from the bunker on a par 5 are u kidding

into the rough

[autumn onyx]

Can’t trust Sam buns

[slender nexus]

where is burns 3 shot why does it go 1,2,4

[cosmic current]

I'm cooked 💀

[cloud totem]

If burns gets a birdie I’ll do unspeakable things

[cosmic current]

Got that right, the Kims stink

[obsidian cipher]

When the other pga matches start

Is the weather good?

[cloud totem]

You lost already.

Everybody trash

[obsidian cipher]

How yk I lost ?

[cloud totem]

I’m trolling but your name is kdot so that gave me an idea

[obsidian cipher]

😭

[cloud totem]

4 more chances burns I swear bro

[obsidian cipher]

Wait so u don’t have any info ?

[cloud totem]

Nah I’m just hoping I hit

It’s not though

[tall gull]

Tommy banned

[onyx crown]

what’s corey conners lookin like ?

[obsidian cipher]

lol same

[vale tapir]

So the next group going to have a hard time @cloud totem

[cloud totem]

Cooked a good ahhh slip just for these washed golfers to ruin it

[cloud totem]

I won’t lie to you I don’t know. I’m hoping they don’t.

[obsidian cipher]

Y u think it won’t I think u gotta chance

[cloud totem]

Burns ain’t cashing

[vale tapir]

Somebody said it will be windy

[cloud totem]

Plus wind is picking up

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[autumn onyx]

It’s already windy bruh

[obsidian cipher]

Will wind effect birdies?

[cloud totem]

See ^ yeah we lost

[vale tapir]

😂😂😂 idk why I laughed when I see this

[obsidian cipher]

?

[cloud totem]

😂

[autumn onyx]

Tommy good look at birdie please broooo 🙏🏼

Tom Kim lives in the trees

[slender nexus]

Tom Kim is dooky

it’s unbelievable

[autumn onyx]

Its believable

[obsidian cipher]

Will wind affect bridies?

[vague monolith]

Tom Kim is cheeks and banned

[autumn onyx]

Ya bruh

[cloud totem]

Gang yes it’ll be windy 😂

[vague monolith]

Yes lol

It’ll affect the loft, where the ball ends up, and etc.

Idk how that was even a question

[gritty leaf]

🤣🤣🤣

[autumn onyx]

FLEETWOOD CHEEKS

[vale tapir]

Chill

[cloud totem]

Nah I get it maybe he doesn’t watch golf but cmon gang…. It’ll be windy 😂😂

[vague monolith]

Is water wet

[cloud totem]

Technically no

[gritty leaf]

No it makes things wet

[autumn onyx]

Fleetwood missed 2 easy birdie putts, CHALKED

[vague monolith]

Here we go

[cloud totem]

Scientifically no water is not wet

[vagrant basalt]

When is Shane playing

[gritty leaf]

I’m so fr

🤣

[vague monolith]

Didn’t you take the Cam taco ? Save the science

[cloud totem]

Water itself isn’t wet though….

[gritty leaf]

Is the earth round

[cloud totem]

I did but refunded because my other pick was dnp so didn’t use cam

[cloud totem]

Yes

Water makes things wet but water itself isn’t wet

[slender nexus]

10 foot birdie putt for burns

[cloud totem]

He made it????

[slender nexus]

coming up

[cloud totem]

Bro don’t do that lmao

[slender nexus]

😂

[cloud totem]

You gotta “upcoming” in front lmao

[slender nexus]

had to edge u

[cloud totem]

https://tenor.com/view/wrestling-edge-excited-gif-5184681

[slender nexus]

If Tom Kim doesn’t win a major he has to go to mandatory South Korean army

[tall gull]

Tommy from England he should know how to hit in the wind bro

[onyx crown]

corey conners anyone?

what he at

[tall gull]

Gotta go back to the korn ferry

[strange thistle]

Fleetwood is fckin killing me

[slender nexus]

BURRRNNNSSS

BANGGGGG

@cloud totem

[cloud totem]

HOLYYYYY FUCCCCCC

[slender nexus]

drilled it

[strange thistle]

Let’s go

Fleetwood bring us home

[faint abyss]

Dude I tried to take this slip but this is what it said

[slender nexus]

fleetwood for the guap 🙏🙏

[cursive patio]

Burns stay under 72 strokes🙏🏽

[leaden pollen]

What did he cash ???

[strange thistle]

Yessuh

[leaden pollen]

Over birdies ?

[strange thistle]

Yump

He’s at 4

[vale tapir]

I need him

[autumn onyx]

Fleetwood chalked

[vale tapir]

Tommy

[autumn onyx]

Tommy missed green short from 115 yards

[vale tapir]

How many holes he have left

[autumn onyx]

3

GGs

[tall gull]

Tommy is banned lmaoaoaoaoao

[pulsar peak]

Burns had my balls sweating Lfggggg

[cloud totem]

🙏🏼🙏🏼

[slender nexus]

wtf was that Tommy 😂

[autumn onyx]

Tommy 4 bogeys in a row, 3 holes left #challed

[slender nexus]

115 yards out and u come short of the green that’s ridiculous

[obtuse coyote]

Does Tom Kim still have a chance to get his birdies

[cloud totem]

Time to do unthinkable things

[pulsar peak]

Cmonn napp take me home

[cloud totem]

🔥👀

[slender nexus]

you’ll get a push

[tall gull]

Tommy with the stinker

[pulsar peak]

That’s all I need

[autumn onyx]

I wouldn’t trust Knapp to mow my lawn

[onyx crown]

WHAT IS COREY CONNER AT BRU

[cloud totem]

Welp I’m Mexican so I trust him to mow mine 😈😈

But then again… maybe I should do it id probably do a better job

I’m joking by the way 😂 I am Mexican though lmao

[onyx crown]

oh really?

twat

[cloud totem]

😂😂😂

Bro got mad that I’m joking

Sad

[onyx crown]

sad

[cloud totem]

Bro said “twat” 😂😂😂

[autumn onyx]

Tommy collapse needs to be studied

[onyx crown]

why is the word z e s t e y banned?

[slender nexus]

Tom Kim 10 foot birdie look here we go

[autumn onyx]

Tom going to North Korea if he misses this

[tall gull]

Foul 😭😭

[pulsar peak]

Aye lemme see ya slip @autumn onyx

[autumn onyx]

Tom Kim pack your bags mf

🤣

[cursive marsh]

Joel dahmen and will zalatoris strokes??!!!???!!!??!!!??!!

[vale tapir]

What’s Tommy hole count

[fluid sorrel]

Kim trash

Omg

[thorny quarry]

Why the time says 8:50 am today

?

[slender nexus]

Tom get out of here no one likes you anyways

[autumn onyx]

@pulsar peak

[thorny quarry]

Hello

[autumn onyx]

Tommy cheeks tho

[cloud totem]

😂😂😂

[uneven jasper]

Are these stats just not live?

[cloud totem]

You cashed?

[uneven jasper]

Or ??

[cloud totem]

Haven’t started

[uneven jasper]

Oh

[autumn onyx]

Not yet, Tommy missed 2 easy birdie putts

[haughty chasm]

Fleetwood you over the pond bean eating pos

[pulsar peak]

What hole he on @autumn onyx

[cloud totem]

Bro smh

[autumn onyx]

7

[cloud totem]

Burns back to bogeying 😂

[strange thistle]

Fleetwood is gonna get some neck if he hits just one more birdie

[slim hearth]

They haven’t even started yet

[thorny quarry]

Yall suck

[slim hearth]

When you see the white circle around there head it’s live

[vale tapir]

😂😂😂

[autumn onyx]

Fleetwood 5 bogeys in a row lmao

[blazing dirge]

Corey conners under 72 strokes?

[thorny quarry]

What time they start

[slim hearth]

Around 1:30

[vale tapir]

At this point he throwing

[slim hearth]

I beleeive

[autumn onyx]

Bruh fr

[strange thistle]

Fr he’s doing it on purpose

[thorny quarry]

Ok smh why it say 8:30am?

[tall gull]

Wow wow wow

[autumn onyx]

Nvm Tommy just cashed a 70 footer for par im dead 🤣🤣🤣

[tall gull]

Tommy bro

[slim hearth]

Tf

[tall gull]

I hate u sm

[slim hearth]

Where does it say 8:30 am 😭

[strange thistle]

Tommy is about to be banned

[slender nexus]

TOMMMY I HATE U

[autumn onyx]

Hahaha Tommy has a Vegas headset

[slender nexus]

Tommy from narnia but can’t hit a layup

[autumn onyx]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

Spot on

Tommy missed a 3 footer for birdie and cashed a 100 footer for par

[slender nexus]

crazy work

[vagrant basalt]

When is Shane Lowry

Playing

[vale tapir]

Did he get a birdi

[autumn onyx]

Who

[vale tapir]

Tommy

[autumn onyx]

Hell Na

[vale tapir]

Is he still on 7

[autumn onyx]

Na 8 now

2 to go

[vale tapir]

I just need one

[autumn onyx]

About to tee off

Ya

Tommy almost killed a spectator

Chalk it now

[round pecan]

Rip lol

[autumn onyx]

Tommy thinking about tea and crumpets in clubhouse already

[terse sphinx]

i’m good?

[cosmic current]

Knew not to trust him

[terse sphinx]

F*********

[autumn onyx]

Mf banned. He’s been playing decent too but no wonder he doesn’t have a pga victory yet mf

[terse sphinx]

who sold me

[haughty chasm]

Cash Tommy over 5 bogies fcking bum.

[glass plover]

😂

[terse sphinx]

when this thing end

[cosmic current]

They haven't started yet but the way people are playing in the wind right now unders aren't looking well

[terse sphinx]

damn

[autumn onyx]

Tommy almost chipped in for bird lmao

[terse sphinx]

i put under all of a sudden, hurricane katrina

my fault

prizepicks i should’ve cash apped you

[winged chasm]

How this looking

[autumn onyx]

Should’ve bought a red bull instead

[winged chasm]

😔

I should’ve

[cursive patio]

Burns last hole I need a par or better do NOT go over on strokes 🙏🏽

[autumn onyx]

He gonna have to go up n down for par

gg

[cosmic current]

Xander cashed surprised

One cash

[long dew]

Scott loosin ?

[cosmic current]

Vs who

[long dew]

The TryHard Peter

[cosmic current]

Oh yeah Scott got smoked gg

[long dew]

I knew it earlier

[autumn onyx]

Long par putt

[cosmic current]

Thought Scott would birdie more tbh

[wooden dragon]

I hope Tom gets poisoned by eating dog meat

[jaunty snow]

has this started yet

[cosmic current]

No

In the hour

[jaunty snow]

u can’t be dead ah

[cosmic current]

Lowry and Corey start in 20 min

[last pagoda]

hows will doing in stokes??

[random orchid]

ofcourse Davis birdies last two holes 😭😭😭

[uneven kayak]

Tommy I can't let this one go champ

[vale tapir]

Is the wind still picking up

[slender nexus]

Tommy 16 footer last hole plesseee

[haughty chasm]

You took straka bobm as well I take it

[random orchid]

yes only our luck 🤝🏼

[uneven kayak]

Damn he actually hit it nice out the bunker

[tall gull]

TOMMMYYYY BANG

OMG

HE BRIDIE IT

HOLYYYYY MAN

[slender nexus]

TOMMMMYYY DADDDDYYY BANGGGG

F. U. C. K. MEEEEE

[uneven kayak]

BannnnnggGgggg

[solemn cave]

Do any of y’all know if will zalatoris is on pace for 72 strokes😅

[cloud totem]

Okay now I need Thomas under strokes I’ll do unthinkable things

[stuck flame]

?

[steady lava]

Fleetwood bangggggg

[autumn onyx]

TOMMY YOU MF

BANGGG

[slender nexus]

can’t believe fleetwood birdied last hole 😂😂😂

[autumn onyx]

I take everything I said back

[steady lava]

BANGGGGGG