⚽┃soccer

[exotic ingot]

Marko is goat 🐐

[outer jewel]

no, watching the paint dry on the wall next to me at the coffee shop, basically the same thing

[unreal bluff]

hows dani gomez doing

any SOT?

[coarse wadi]

he's over on shots

0 SOT though

[midnight depot]

He missed a tap in but yeah he has 0 unfortunately

Orsolini push

[golden charm]

LFG

One more baby

[ripe charm]

is that it

[golden charm]

YESSIR

[ripe charm]

plz tell me he has 3

[coarse wadi]

yup

[inland heart]

he a bum 🤦🏾‍♂️

[coarse wadi]

need gyasi to find a shot somewhere

[inland heart]

Need that why doesn't soccer have crosses now?

[golden charm]

Need morales to just do nothing now

Hopefully get subbed off

[balmy night]

Orso 3

[ripe charm]

morales coming off

[midnight depot]

He did😂😂

Same

Speiza goalie saves over

[molten frigate]

Cmon gyasi

[golden charm]

Morales subbed out?

LFG

Big dub and much needed

[outer jewel]

I haven't posted them for tomorrow yet

[golden charm]

@balmy night bless up for the dub, hope you power played those two guys as well

[outer jewel]

Celta goal

Cervi

[molten frigate]

Damn literally all of bologna fowards all have 3 or more shots

[inland heart]

no i mean like for regular leagues games not just UCL?

[outer jewel]

Yeah I mean they have dominated the entire game

[outer jewel]

They usually aren't popular

same with FS

Also, tough to post too many players ahead of time, without lineups, due to set piece duties

[sharp bridge]

shots on and off target both count towards shots?

[outer jewel]

yes

[coarse wadi]

come on gyasi

spezia can barely hold the ball

[outer jewel]

look at the momentum bar on sofa lol

since like 10 minutes in

[coarse wadi]

im watching the game lol

its been all bologna

[golden charm]

Man should have combo’d all their forwards and morales lol

[coarse wadi]

they havent held the ball for like more than 3 seconds

[golden charm]

Would have cruised to an easy win

[outer jewel]

Gotta love those easy soccer wins

[coarse wadi]

should have done arnautovic

oh well

[outer jewel]

Def could have gone differently if Spezia didn't score early

but since then it's been pedal to the floor

[golden charm]

Thank god, after the last game L, was much needed

You putting anymore soccer up today or is this it?

[earnest cobalt]

What did dani Gomez do

[midnight depot]

Subbed off

[exotic ingot]

Is this still good?

[outer jewel]

No

[coarse wadi]

no

arnautovic hit over

[outer jewel]

Your tout deleted their "tout"

[unreal bluff]

how many shots does iago have

[coarse wadi]

0

[unreal bluff]

god damnit

[coarse wadi]

at least my jai allai pick hit

[coarse wadi]

god dam 5/5

[lime bough]

https://c.tenor.com/lnd_mwCqZ9IAAAAM/will-ferrell.gif

[coarse wadi]

i hit jai allai lol

thats hit

[earnest cobalt]

Wtf is that lmao

[coarse wadi]

another sport

[earnest cobalt]

Send pics in then 🙄

[coarse wadi]

lmao another server has it, i know nothing about hte sport

[exotic ingot]

Damn. Did it go 3/4

[coarse wadi]

it did i think

but still time

[molten frigate]

Verde taking all the shots

[coarse wadi]

i need gyasi to get at least one

doesnt look likely at this point though

[golden charm]

sheesh congrats my dude

Gotta share that slip next time so i can tail ya lol

[proud arrow]

Biooom

[coarse wadi]

2-1 bologna

[outer jewel]

Prov O 1.5 goals allowed

[coarse wadi]

arnautovic

sheesh

its time for gyasi to get peppering

[proud arrow]

Boom

[coarse wadi]

gyasi pls

[solar gust]

Skorupski gonna get 2 more saves before the game ends?

[exotic ingot]

Damn close

[outer jewel]

No, 2/4

[midnight depot]

Ofc marti hits when he is dnp😂😂

[exotic ingot]

Any update guy??

[outer jewel]

That hit

[coarse wadi]

gyasi just took a blow to the head jesus

[solar gust]

You hit

Forreallllll

Big doo doo

[coarse wadi]

6 minutes of added time

[golden charm]

Jesus Musa had wild stats

All 3 of those forwards did

[coarse wadi]

oooo

idk if gyasi shot that

damn

shoot it

nearly found him

[molten frigate]

Ggs

Why did I take that bum

[coarse wadi]

ffs

gyasi 😦

[solar gust]

0-2 today :/

[coarse wadi]

i got 2/3 on this card couldnt get the power play 😭

@outer jewel alvaro morata has snuck into your goals and goals allowed column

[unreal bluff]

what yall thinkin for UCL tmro

[coarse wadi]

i like a lot of picks

gonna look at it more tommorow

[unreal bluff]

i like mendy over 2 saves

and johnathan david over 0.5 SOT

[coarse wadi]

i like danjouma under

SOT

[unreal bluff]

a lil nervous because danjuma scored a hat trick against granada

obviously juventus is much better than granada but still danjuma seems hot

[molten heart]

Slick like Lukaku shot under

[unreal bluff]

lukaku is a clown

i dont think he will score

[molten heart]

Me either lol

[coarse wadi]

lol fr

[exotic ingot]

Let’s go

[coarse wadi]

i think chelsea will destroy lille though

[unreal bluff]

idk

chelsea isnt that great

[coarse wadi]

lille are not good unfortunately

[undone laurel]

I got greedy 😪

[unreal bluff]

lille has a pretty decent squad

[molten heart]

This whole away goal rule change has made games different

[unreal bluff]

lille are ligue 1 champions. even tho they arent as good this season im not gonna underestimate them

burak and david can do some damage

[molten heart]

Without knowing confirmed lineups

[coarse wadi]

i think lille will barely get a sniff at chelsea's goal imo

yilmaz's under looks nice for SOT

[exotic ingot]

Lukaku isn’t performing as he should

[coarse wadi]

i was also thinking juve goalie's under saves

but idk

[unreal bluff]

juve low key arent great either

idk

these are tough

[rose gazelle]

I hope not 😂

[coarse wadi]

juventus lost to porto last year lol

it was so bad

[unreal bluff]

i kinda like vlahovic over 1.5 on target

[exotic ingot]

I’m really watching and studying these players for World Cup

[coarse wadi]

im gonna wait for lineups to come out and then decide

[rose gazelle]

You Kaku isn't gonna shoot much with his 7 touches? Lol

[molten heart]

Whatever Ziyech crosses come out as I like 😂

[unreal bluff]

yall like edouard mendy over 2 saves? guy is unreal

[exotic ingot]

Definitely over

[coarse wadi]

I just dont think lille will get that much of a look on goal

[unreal bluff]

i dont know honestly. those strikers are pretty damn good

[molten heart]

Yeah he’s a wall

[coarse wadi]

Yilmaz is not having anything close to his season from last year lol

And david is good but

[molten heart]

Lol hence the under

[unreal bluff]

champions league is just a different beast. random ass teams like to show up. makes it sketchy to bet on

very tough

[molten heart]

And fun all at the same time

[coarse wadi]

Lille are next to sporting in terms of the weakest teams left imo

And sporting got killed out there

[unreal bluff]

yeah and man united

lol

cant wait for the luis suarez props to drop because whatever it is i like the over

guys gonna torch dork maguire

[molten heart]

Can’t wait for Liverpool prop tbh

Leeds vs Man U was wild last weekend

[unreal bluff]

liverpool fan eh?

ugh

[molten heart]

😂what are you?

[outer jewel]

What?

[coarse wadi]

lol alvaro morata shots were in the wrong category but its been fixed now

[unreal bluff]

man city lol unfortunately i have a deep hatred for liverpool

[outer jewel]

I don't see anywhere on our backend that he was in there, just looked like he was uploaded twice into the shots column

[coarse wadi]

he was uploaded onto the goals and goals allowed column

but its been fixed now

[molten heart]

😂 that is unfortunate. Can’t wait till Pep leaves

[outer jewel]

maybe was bugging on your app lol

[exotic ingot]

You are the smallest club in Manchester pipe down

[exotic ingot]

You will be very disappointed tomorrow

[unreal bluff]

@exotic ingot 17 points behind man city currently. have not finished above city since 2012-13 season🤡🤡

[exotic ingot]

Before you even think you have a chance of winning an argument against me, a United fan, don’t bother

I don’t chat to losers who has never won the champions league

[exotic ingot]

What a champions league trophy🤯🤯🤯🤯

[unreal bluff]

you werent even born the last time united won the UCL calm down child

[exotic ingot]

😭 2008?

You are a glory hunter lmao

I’m sure you were sucking barca and pep off and then rode the wave

[unreal bluff]

nah lol ive been supporting since very dark days

no not exactly

yall united fans have the same arguments every time lol

you have nothing to say other than that we havent won the UCL

[exotic ingot]

Not an argument, it’s a fact

You are not a big club

You are on the same level as Assna

[unreal bluff]

we have won the premier league 3 of the last 4 seasons and likely about to win it again

[exotic ingot]

Stop chatting to Liverpool, Chelsea and United bruh

[unreal bluff]

but yeah small club

[molten heart]

As long as we win money idc who y’all support 😂

[exotic ingot]

1 billion dollar squad

Shameless club

United beating atletico tomorrow 🤫

[unreal bluff]

city and liverpool are miles ahead of you buddy😂 you would kill to be as good as either club so dont give me any of that billion dollar squad talk

[exotic ingot]

Not really

[outer jewel]

Why are we flexing about this? lol

[exotic ingot]

If we had pep, we would win the champions league

And especially if we had that budget, city will never be that club. It’s like clippers chatting to lakers

[coarse wadi]

man utd are finished club and i say that as a united fan

but i can never take man city seriously, mainly because of their ownership group

[exotic ingot]

Never said we weren’t finished

I just can’t stand city fans thinking they are an elite club

[unreal bluff]

man city liverpool and bayern are the top 3 clubs on the planet right now lmao

nobody comes close to those 3

not psg, not chelsea, and especially not united

[exotic ingot]

Chelsea are the European champions have some shame lmao

[unreal bluff]

yes they are and theyre not having a great season now are they?

lost twice to city this season and didnt even score once

[exotic ingot]

But you lost to them when it mattered

I promise you the premier league trophy you are so desperately using to claim you are a big club would be traded in a heartbeat for a European trophy

Can’t wait for y’all to get knocked out once again.

[unreal bluff]

yeah no shit id trade a premier league trophy for the UCL😂 but winning the premier league still makes you an elite club. thats the most competitive league on the planet by far lol

united fans are so angry lol hope you win some money tomorrow to cheer you up

[exotic ingot]

Lmao angry? Classic city fan.

Anyways watch us power through simone’s terrorist style of football and advance to the quarter finals 😁

[balmy night]

Man U is a joke right now

[rose gazelle]

Depends on what your definition of "elite" is..

[plush sky]

anyone bet on the next up incoming games

[exotic ingot]

What you’ll think about this selection?

[plush sky]

thiago silva is a good over

[exotic ingot]

Lukaku is definitely under

[molten heart]

I like Morata with Dybala out

[white quest]

I am once again expressing my discontent at Morata and Lukaku for being terrible strikers 💙

But with NBA gone maybe we'll get a soccer taco tomorrow 🙏

[balmy night]

Let’s not taco bout morata

[unreal bluff]

how yall feel about this

[kind finch]

I like danjuma if he plays st again

David and mendy kinda sus cause Chelsea's defence is pretty solid

[balmy night]

Danjuma shot on target seems a little too high

[fluid adder]

I think Chelsea will keep a clean sheet…..

[balmy night]

I like alonso FS over

He can get 3-4 just from passes

[mint obsidian]

But wont be cross a lot ? And it will count as a missed

[balmy night]

Yea they do count as bad pass

[midnight depot]

I will take lukaku under but kinda nervous since tuchel doesn’t sub him out

[balmy night]

But hakim will be on sets

[mint obsidian]

How does it go ? 0.1 0.2 and then to what till it makes 1

[midnight depot]

Lately bayern haven’t been playing good (coming from a bayern fan)

@outer jewel are we gonna get crosses soon or tmr?

[odd creek]

U guys think morata will go under 2 shots?

vs torino he shot twice

[molten heart]

I think we might even see Timo Werner

[unreal bluff]

ziyech over or under 3 shots?

[odd creek]

imma say under for christian pul

i think over for ziyech

[unreal bluff]

im thinking jardim under 4 saves

[storm nebula]

On PrizePicks , Goalkeepers get +5 for win ?

[white quest]

The only GK stats

[storm nebula]

Thanks

[outer jewel]

No they don’t

[outer jewel]

I’ll be on Working on them tonight

[balmy night]

Oh for sorare they do count them as bad passes

[outer jewel]

Interesting. Yeah if they are like 8/10 passing and then send a cross

It doesn’t change the passing stats

[balmy night]

I don’t play on sorare but that’s what my buddies who play their told me, these guys who cross a lot are bad for their scoring system.

[fluid adder]

So almost every corner is a bad pass ?

[exotic ingot]

What team do you support?

[balmy night]

https://tenor.com/view/braithwaite-martin-braithwaite-braithwaite-barcelona-goat-braithwaite-braithwaite-goal-celebration-gif-22751970

[exotic ingot]

You are just as finished lil bro

No Messi, no barca

[balmy night]

We’re making a comeback with xavi

[exotic ingot]

🤣🤣🤣 “comeback” yeah Ight

[balmy night]

Next year with Haaland we will win the UCL

[midnight depot]

I hope so. He ruined his career going to Chelsea ngl

[mint obsidian]

Guys what about schzenzy over on fantasy I can see a clean sheet and he gets atleast one save

[white quest]

Juve are missing a ton of players and Villareal are good

[wraith roost]

Over 1.5 looks good

[warm knoll]

What are your top plays Javi n Flex?? I’m liking Szcezesny O 3 saves!

[balmy night]

Might do alonso FS

And maybe Parejo

FS

[warm knoll]

Ye liking Parejo fantasy too

[balmy night]

Lukaku I’m fading

In UCL he has 2 games over 3 shots and 2 under

[unreal bluff]

vlahovic FS?

[coarse wadi]

i like leo jardim under

fpoints

lukaku's goal prop is gone damn

[unreal bluff]

i was gonna go under on that lukaku goal prop

[coarse wadi]

same lol

[toxic dagger]

mendy CS?

[coarse wadi]

i think so

mendy should get a CS

[toxic dagger]

im waiting to pair the taco with the CS

[coarse wadi]

lille are not very good

[toxic dagger]

more just that chelsea defense is too reliable

[coarse wadi]

they got slapped up quite easily by psg like a few weeks ago

and i think chelsea are better than that psg team

[toxic dagger]

shooting props are always so tricky

[coarse wadi]

im gonna take vlahovic going over on shots

he burnt me last time but i think he can do it this time

[toxic dagger]

tough matchup

[coarse wadi]

ive put down a full villareal under slate lol

i just dont think they are anything that special either

im not convinced by them at all

[toxic dagger]

should be very little offense in that game

[coarse wadi]

i went danjouma and lo celso under SOT

game is in turin, i think juventus will try to control and dominate the game

[white quest]

His first CL game 🔥

[coarse wadi]

vlahovic better not stink it up like he did against torino lol

[toxic dagger]

lo celso has a SOG in two consecutive games

[white quest]

Shit derby Torino is a terrible town 🔫

[coarse wadi]

idk im predicting villareal do not shoot much

and do not really get much off

i got all my eggs in a basket

[undone nexus]

I got ziyech shots over , Mendy under on goals allowed, jardim under 4 saves ( we can’t shoot for shit tbh)

[coarse wadi]

i got jardim under fantasy score

i think chelsea gotta bag at least 2 tommorow

[undone nexus]

I think it’s gonna be 2-0 yeah

[toxic dagger]

i can get behind the danjuma under 3.0 SOG

[coarse wadi]

you mean just shots?

his SOG is 1.5

[toxic dagger]

oh wait thats shots

1.5 SOG

eek nevermind

[coarse wadi]

i took his under on 1.5 sog

[toxic dagger]

too close

again, i always just stick to CS hunting. betting on soccer shots is too crazy

all it takes is one from range and its game over

[undone nexus]

Thiago Silva my goat so

header over the bar off a corner >>>

[toxic dagger]

vlahovic 1.5 SOG feels somewhat safe but only allowed 2 SOG to Real Madrid and 3 to Betis in the past 2 of 3 games

[wraith roost]

Game is in Spain and Juventus missing players…

[coarse wadi]

ah shit

you are right

i read the second leg

i still think juventus will be fine

[midnight depot]

Madrid had 6. I think u mean mallorca.

[toxic dagger]

i see 9 shots and 2 SOG vs RM

oh damn you're right i was reading villarreal's stats, not RM lol

18 shots for RM, 5 SOG

[midnight depot]

17 shot 6 SOG

I mean if u wanna take vlah SOG take rullis saves too then

[toxic dagger]

what site are you using? here's fbref

numbers are close enough tho

[dark cipher]

Is this a lock ?

[coarse wadi]

@outer jewel any chance we could get some championship games tommorow?

or concacaf champions league

[orchid laurel]

Mendy over 2 saves is a lock no?

[wraith roost]

Lille aren’t good

[unreal bluff]

ppl sleeping on lille

literally just won the french league lmfao

you think lukaku over or under 3 shots?

[midnight depot]

My brother is a chelsea fan and he told me under. (He watches every game) also he hasn’t been touching the ball that much too last game against CP only 7 touches with 0 shots

[coarse wadi]

and then lost their manager, and key players

they are 11th in ligue 1 for a reason lol

this team is really not that good

its nothing close to what they had last year with 35 year old burak yilmaz leading the way for them lol

[opaque swallow]

Thoughts on this ?

[earnest cobalt]

I only wanna 3 man that’s fire

[shut socket]

Any free picks tho for todays champions league games?

[outer jewel]

Yeah likely, but they will be below UCL on the board even though it starts before UCL

[outer jewel]

Maybe... just don't love posting players when I don't have players for the opposing teams

[outer jewel]

No, they don't count it.

Just like they don't count a throw in

[mellow scarab]

Lukakus scoring today fosure

[fluid adder]

I was talking about that other site they are using .

[molten heart]

I think Bamba at least pushes at 1 shot

[opaque swallow]

I feel it

Villareal and juventus gonna be good… I think they both would hit the saves merging

[outer jewel]

Oh got it, yeah on Sorare

[pseudo saffron]

Can someone help me with soccer

[onyx creek]

what you need @pseudo saffron

[frozen aspen]

I need 2 solid picks

[wooden marlin]

What y’all think

[pseudo saffron]

Renato sanches 0.5 SA?
Edouard mendy 0.5 GA?
Romelu lukaku 3.0 SA?
Dusan Vlahovic 1.0 SOT?
Giovani Lo Celso SOT? @onyx creek

[steel briar]

How do we feel about Mendy over saves and over fantasy

[coarse hinge]

I don’t think ziyech and vlahovic gone hit all them shot

[pseudo saffron]

I need help with those @onyx creek

[wooden marlin]

What you thinking instead @coarse hinge

[coarse hinge]

I got them under cause most likely they will not play the full 90 mns @wooden marlin

[wooden marlin]

You like bamba over 1.0 shot?

I think that has got to be at least a push

@coarse hinge

[balmy night]

Dusan is kinda high

Juve will sit back

[coarse hinge]

@wooden marlin Yh I think that’s a lock

[balmy night]

Parejo FS over 🔒

[shut socket]

What y’all think about these two ?

[coarse hinge]

@shut socket I wouldn’t under a shot for pau cause he easily get a header from a corner kick

[wooden marlin]

Pau Torrez is risky

[balmy night]

Torres .5 shots per game in ucl

Basically a 50/50

.9 in la liga

[shut socket]

Nvm I’m not gonna do him , it’s risky

Who should I replace him for

[wooden marlin]

Bamba over 1.0 shots

[shut socket]

You think he will ?

[wooden marlin]

I think it’s guranteed at least a push

[shut socket]

What about ziyech 3 shots

Over and under

[wooden marlin]

Ziyech is hit or miss

I never trust him

I also like morara under 2.0 shots

[coarse hinge]

What y’all think

[wooden marlin]

@outer jewel we getting a champions league taco?

[molten heart]

Bamba over
Thiago Silva over
Parejo FP over

[shut socket]

FP is fantasy score right

[wooden marlin]

Yes

[outer jewel]

Unlikely

There isn't any great player or projection to discount

[wooden marlin]

What sports we getting then

Cause there’s no nba today

[opaque swallow]

I feel like this is the safest this could get. I feel real good bout this

[shut socket]

Decent

How’s this

[outer jewel]

No idea

[wooden marlin]

Looks good

Whats the riskiest thing here

Im looking to take out 2

[opaque swallow]

That’s risky ^

[wooden marlin]

Yo put in rulli and parejo

[wooden marlin]

Which ones

[opaque swallow]

I’ll usually take lukaku under but I just have strong feeling today is the day he shoots. Morays average is two shots and it’s a tuff game vs villareal so he might shoot 3

[wooden marlin]

Yeah I was thinking lukaku

I like morata cause he hasn’t shot 3 in a long time

And he usually does not play 90

[opaque swallow]

And Chelsea doesn’t get scored on a lot

[charred tusk]

Where @waxen knoll at? Need him to save the day with his picks!

[wooden marlin]

I think I like this a lot more

[unborn raft]

What’s the locks sons

[steel briar]

Lock

[quaint scarab]

Usually we get a early taco to start it out

[shut socket]

I like this one

[opaque swallow]

Lukaku over fantasy is crazy

[steel briar]

He's scoring today 🤑

[opaque swallow]

I’m seeing that Alonso doesn’t get that much pt to lock on and be sure

[wooden marlin]

Ik I’m waiting for lineups

If he starts

Hes a lock

[shut socket]

I already submitted , I think these are a lock. What y’all think ?

[wooden marlin]

Looks good

Dusan could go off for like 5 shots but if not you’re good

[opaque swallow]

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Goodluck… but ima bee praying for that vlahovic over

Parejo fantasy a lock ???

@outer jewel any goals allowed other then mendy ??

[wooden marlin]

Parejo fantasy and bamba are my most confident picks today

[outer jewel]

I'll take a look

[torn crypt]

Thoughts?

[outer jewel]

added a couple more

[wraith roost]

Any other categories going up?

[opaque swallow]

I like it but I just don’t know mamba. I trust David on his shots but I just have feeling Chelsea gonna have most of the ball possession

[opaque swallow]

Alright thank you

[outer jewel]

Crosses is the only other category we offer that isn't posted

[wraith roost]

Will crosses category be added today or nah

[torn crypt]

Thanks for the feedback

[wraith roost]

What time does first taco normally release?

[outer jewel]

Yes

[outer jewel]

No "normal" time

[opaque swallow]

Oh shoot I forgot today is Taco

Imagine getting a lukaku taco 💀

[wraith roost]

Lukaka

[frozen aspen]

Do y’all think Juventus wins?

[opaque swallow]

I feel like both teams would score but juevntus would win

[outer jewel]

You don't want that stress

[balmy night]

Y’all crazy taking shots over on Juve players

These clowns will sit back

[molten heart]

No need to chase because away goal rule changed too

[balmy night]

Yup

[midnight depot]

@outer jewel when will u add crosses?

[opaque swallow]

I’ll take that in notice ion want that stress getting faded rn as we speak

[molten heart]

Olala Jardim at 2.0 goals allowed? Idk about Chelsea scoring 3

[wraith roost]

Villarreal is a good home team scored over 3 goals in the last 3/5

[midnight depot]

They playing home so maybe. But lately chelsea have been struggling ngl

[balmy night]

The only way they might go over is if Villarreal gets an early goal

[molten heart]

True. I’ll be curious what lineups look like

[midnight depot]

Against the 16th,19th and 20th😂😅

[outer jewel]

yes they are up

[opaque swallow]

For Gk fantasy if they get scored is -3pts right?

[midnight depot]

It will be something like that and kante instead of jorginho that’s what i am expecting.

[wraith roost]

MLS this week 👀 @outer jewel

[molten heart]

FotMob has it similar

[outer jewel]

Yes

[balmy night]

Pulisic a clown

[outer jewel]

I would be shocked if Kov starts

[wraith roost]

Tuchel is a clown

[balmy night]

No way he starts over Kai

[opaque swallow]

Pulisic could push 2 shots no kap

[outer jewel]

You bet

[wraith roost]

Tuchel formations are disgusting

[balmy night]

https://tenor.com/view/lafc-will-farrell-rally-towel-gif-13619442

[midnight depot]

@outer jewel can we get ziyech crosses taco😂

[wraith roost]

LAFC? 👀

[molten frigate]

Timothy weah gonna score

[outer jewel]

lol nope

[wraith roost]

Just because it’s his birthday doesn’t mean he’s scoring jit

[balmy night]

I only do like 1-2 picks

And they will probably be alonso and parejos FS

[molten frigate]

He turning 22 on 2/22/22 and is gonna score 2 goals

[wraith roost]

I like David to score over Weah

[outer jewel]

and he wears number 22

[slender zealot]

Where’s the taco tuesday prop??

[molten heart]

His .5 shots looked good if he starts

[wraith roost]

Weah scores is how I know we live in a simulation

[outer jewel]

Not posted yet

[molten frigate]

He gonna get 2 fouls 2 assists 2 handballs

[outer jewel]

that's an amazing stat line

lol

[wraith roost]

2 handballs lmao

[midnight depot]

No cuadrado crosses. Booooo😂

[balmy night]

The taco is hakim

[wraith roost]

Any 2 pick power plays y’all like?

[outer jewel]

Not until we get lineups

Much different projection if dybala is in the lineup

[midnight depot]

He is injured i think

[outer jewel]

Not ruled out though

[molten heart]

Juve has was more injuries than I thought

[midnight depot]

What is the difference u gonna put with or without dybala cuadrado crosses 6.5😂

[wraith roost]

What app is this?

[digital notch]

FotMob

[opaque swallow]

Fotmob

[outer jewel]

Cuardardo projection would be much lower if Dybala is playing

[wraith roost]

Thanks cause Sofa doesn’t show injuries

[outer jewel]

it shows on the bottom

[balmy night]

Go to lineups and scroll down

[digital notch]

FotMob > SofaScore

[outer jewel]

haha I'm torn

[wraith roost]

Oh it does I’m dumb lol

[outer jewel]

I'm just so used to Sofa

[digital notch]

It’s all on personal opinion

[wraith roost]

FotMob merchants sorry Sofa score clears

[digital notch]

Exactly I’m so used to FotMob

[midnight depot]

Thoughts?

[molten heart]

Same here

[molten heart]

You read my mind with crosses. I threw Sandro in their too

[wraith roost]

Dusan first champions league match 👀

[midnight depot]

Yeah he will try to shine like his ideal imo

[wraith roost]

Facts

[molten heart]

He better with that price tag

[wooden marlin]

Bamba crosses or shots?

[digital notch]

I really like this ticket

[molten heart]

I have both in separate legs

[wraith roost]

Everyone in here on Dani fantasy over

[midnight depot]

I was thinking the same but took crosses. Shots isn’t bad if he play alonso’s side

[midnight depot]

Sandro is risky. Depends where he plays

[unreal bluff]

why is everyone thinking parejo over?

[balmy night]

Passes

Juve will sit back

[unreal bluff]

he would have to complete at least 51 right?

[wooden marlin]

Juventud going to sit back so villareal will pass the ball around a lot

[unreal bluff]

gotcha

[molten heart]

True. Looking at injuries idk who else will play out wide

[slender zealot]

I like pedraza crosses

[midnight depot]

He might play with the same 4 like last game which Sandro will play cb not lb that’s why I didn’t take him

[slender zealot]

Vill are nasty at home and will dominate possession most likely playing a lot of crosses

I like lo celso SOT or fantasy points

[chilly vigil]

How we feeling

[livid spruce]

Lukaku a bum

Ziyech been going off

[chilly vigil]

Exactly

[fluid adder]

Who will play CB with De Ligt,Sandro or Danilo ?

[vivid wolf]

Lukaku no over?

[livid spruce]

Lukaku like betting on Al horford I just can’t

[vivid wolf]

Wild card

[livid spruce]

He just so hit or miss

[balmy night]

Hakim a trap for crosses i feel like. He might sub early and alonso most likely will take a few sets too

[signal stirrup]

this seems to be a compilation of favorites….full send?

[vivid wolf]

Need a lock

[livid spruce]

Ziyech fantasy looking like a lock I think he will get a goal today and at the least an assist

[signal stirrup]

you guys like mendy under on 0.5 GA?

[livid spruce]

I like mendy under .5 but I don’t trust Chelsea’s back line enough

[vivid wolf]

Ziyech only had 4 goals

This year

[unreal bluff]

i honestly think ziyech under on crosses

🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[balmy night]

He’ll go over if he goes 90

[signal stirrup]

adams after he burned everyone on points last time going up against KAT 😬

[unreal bluff]

imma stay away from it tbh

[opaque swallow]

ONG

[molten heart]

I know he burned me too 🥲

Maybe KAT parties too hard after all-star weekend 😂

[opaque swallow]

Ya trust parejo fantasy more then bamba crosses ?

[molten heart]

Without knowing confirmed lineups yeah

[wooden marlin]

@outer jewel do crosses count for fantasy score?

[livid spruce]

Chelsea gonna mess around come out in a 5-4-1

[outer jewel]

No

[signal stirrup]

if you’re pairing with nba i’d much rather go for garland and dlo points

[molten heart]

Or Fox points

[signal stirrup]

fox is up all the way to 24.5 now, used to be 22 😳

[molten heart]

Sheeesh I got him at 23

[vivid wolf]

Who kings play

[inland heart]

Are corners counted for crosses ?

[signal stirrup]

yeah i got him a bit at 22 and 23, but staying away from 24.5

[wooden marlin]

Why is everyone on Thiago Silva shots?

[rapid wigeon]

bound to get a header^

[molten heart]

He swears he is a forward some games 😂

[rapid wigeon]

with his big ass head

[balmy night]

If they cross into the box yes

[vivid wolf]

Some games

Key word

[stoic tartan]

is there tacos today @outer jewel

[balmy night]

https://tenor.com/view/tacos-gif-10016117

[signal stirrup]

it’s tuesday my dude

there will be

[rapid wigeon]

he prolly askin for a soccer taco

[golden charm]

Locks? @balmy night

[balmy night]

I’ll be doing something like that

[molten heart]

I put this in last night 😅

[barren bough]

alonso shots or fantasy?

[golden charm]

Oh damn Alonso is up to 4.1

[balmy night]

Uyy

😂

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-hammer-caution-simpsons-warning-gif-11763215

[golden charm]

Ripppp

[rapid wigeon]

david sot or shots ?

[opaque swallow]

Shots

[rapid wigeon]

is lille keeper shit or sum 😭

[opaque swallow]

Chelsea just gonna score

[signal stirrup]

^^

if they score he’ll go under

[opaque swallow]

Yuh

[rapid wigeon]

dosent he still get points for saves

[golden charm]

Parejo and 🤔

[balmy night]

I’m waiting on lineups before i bet on anything

[rapid wigeon]

god damn 7 crosses

[balmy night]

He will get 15 if lille gets an early goal

[opaque swallow]

I feel like bamba crosses is good enough

[balmy night]

The only way I don’t see him getting 7 is if he subs like after 60-70 mins

[inland heart]

i'm thinking about from corners too Z takes sets should get a lot this game

[rapid wigeon]

very true

[plain pivot]

they always in here lurking

[balmy night]

Take his under now 🤣

Hope for a yellow

[outer jewel]

I moved him awhile ago

[plain pivot]

my b

[opaque swallow]

Are you going to bump any stats up?

[balmy night]

If for some reason hakim doesn’t start I think you take alonso over

Also could get a SOT from a freekick

[outer jewel]

what do you mean?

[signal stirrup]

yeah sure he’ll just tell you what the good plays are rn so you can take them 🤣

[rapid wigeon]

😭😭

[opaque swallow]

He don’t know chill 😂😂

[opaque swallow]

Example bump lukaku to 3.5 shots

[wraith roost]

🔒?

Does only goalies start with 5 fantasy points for match played or do players also

[rapid wigeon]

yilmaz sog or too risky

[balmy night]

Parejo red coming

[wraith roost]

Chill

[paper geode]

he not telling you

[rapid wigeon]

parejo dud

[opaque swallow]

Ong

[west berry]

I don’t like fantasy tho is there another good one to pair with David ?

[opaque swallow]

Doesn’t hurt to ask

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😭

[paper geode]

lurks and listens to our stat hunts and changes according to what he finds from us

[outer jewel]

I have no clue what will change throughout the day

[outer jewel]

10000% false

[opaque swallow]

Lol

[paper geode]

lmoa

[outer jewel]

I couldn’t tell how false that is

[balmy night]

David away vs chelsea doesn’t seem like a lock honestly

[barren bough]

we like?

[opaque swallow]

I do

[rapid wigeon]

it’s david in ucl he’s gotta attempt more than 2

[opaque swallow]

Yuh

[outer jewel]

If I need the commentary from a discord to do my job, I better find a replacement

[rapid wigeon]

lmao

[balmy night]

He has like 3 games this season in UCL under 2

Against worse defenses than chelsea

[paper geode]

trying hard to convince something thats supposedly false

[opaque swallow]

Today is a new day

[balmy night]

Definitely not a lock

[rapid wigeon]

knockout game he needs play wit sum hunger

[paper geode]

just gets an idea bulb and says, this needs to change rando

[opaque swallow]

Ong

[balmy night]

Away game, no away goal rule anymore

[wraith roost]

Don’t matter Lille will try hard

[balmy night]

Be careful with that one

[rapid wigeon]

i see a lille upset too chelsea can shit the bed

[wraith roost]

I hope Lille win lol

[balmy night]

Don’t put all your bankroll on his 2 shots

[barren bough]

u like Jardim under fantasy ? @balmy night

[inland heart]

Chelsea at home no way

[coarse wadi]

sounds good

[balmy night]

2 goals allowed would put him at -1

Under seems like the better pick

He would have to get 5 saves to go over if chelsea scores 2 goals

[exotic ingot]

Locks

[opaque swallow]

@outer jewel is the taco dropping soon?

[exotic ingot]

Taco lukaku sog

[storm nebula]

I’m gonna probably flex this , pretty confident that at worst 2 of these hit

[outer jewel]

I have no clue

[umbral sandal]

Thinking ab going with this

[opaque swallow]

Drop 110 on that 😂

[umbral sandal]

I like these

[opaque swallow]

??

[slender zealot]

are hammering weah props??

[umbral sandal]

I was thinking the same😂

[unreal bluff]

corners count as crosses?

[wraith roost]

If he starts

[opaque swallow]

Yeah

[outer jewel]

if they send a cross

[mellow scarab]

No soccer tacos? @outer jewel

[paper geode]

no tacos at all

[rapid wigeon]

no way

[balmy night]

Tacos make u fat

“Manchester City have begun building the world’s first football stadium inside the metaverse with the help of virtual reality experts at Sony.

Using technology created by Hawk-Eye, City will give international fans the opportunity to experience a match day virtually.”

City is on another level

[outer jewel]

There will be tacos, but not on the soccer pitch today

[paper geode]

Messi ruined that for us with 8/2.5

[coarse wadi]

https://twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/1496160458742636544

Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT)

“Stamford Bridge for me tonight. Wouldn't be surprised at all if, after all the latest fuss, Romelu Lukaku didn't start for Chelsea. Few hours until teams confirmed #cfc“

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lukaku might not start today lol

[digital notch]

😭

[drifting sinew]

No Lakuku or Mount 😱

[outer jewel]

Mount was never expected to start

[drifting sinew]

Exactly. Both them not gonna factor.

[coarse wadi]

mount is injured

[paper geode]

where you see?

[drifting sinew]

Not confirmed officially. But it’s likely @paper geode

At least for Lakuku

[coarse wadi]

lukaku*

[drifting sinew]

Idk other Chelsea props overall to do aside Ziyech probs

[paper geode]

all of them

[balmy night]

Lukaku isn’t even good enough to play in MLS

https://tenor.com/view/play-sports-premier-league-romelu-lukaku-manchester-united-injury-gif-13291757

[paper geode]

he would be a Liga MX star going down like that for pleading for a FK

[molten heart]

Here comes Timo

[desert gale]

Lukaku been so bad this season unfortunately! Won’t be surprised if he doesn’t start

[molten heart]

Chelsea really does ruin strikers huh 😂

[desert gale]

Absolutely 😂

[rapid wigeon]

if chelsea want to win he needs to be on the bench

[molten heart]

From Fernando Torres to today

[paper geode]

midfield masters, striker disasters

[stoic tartan]

anything y’all confident in today is

[paper geode]

Drogba was the last beast they had

[coarse wadi]

the only good striker at chelsea in like the last 10 years has been diego costa lol

[rapid wigeon]

midfield shitters striker pissers

[molten heart]

Fax

[rapid wigeon]

drogba😭?

[paper geode]

they buy old now, no young star strikers want to go there for some reason

[white quest]

And Conte got rid of him for Morata 😭

[coarse wadi]

drogba was like 15 years ago

[white quest]

Still mad about that

[desert gale]

Morata was ass too lol

[coarse wadi]

morata started well

then it went to shit

[rapid wigeon]

morata has never been good

[desert gale]

Hope lukaku plays so we can take the under

[molten heart]

Crazy Salah and KDB once were there

[opaque swallow]

Drogba bro

[white quest]

Drogba's last season was 2012

[opaque swallow]

That’s ten years

[paper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/genie-counting-gif-10538206

[undone shell]

Any plays?

[drifting sinew]

Ziyech 🔒

[rapid wigeon]

pulisic goal incoming

[paper geode]

Pulisic different in UCL

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-christian-pulisic-soccer-player-gif-15515145

[undone nexus]

Lille parking the bus today so we gonna see

[white quest]

Apparently they're moving the CL final from Russia 👀

[maiden moth]

1 De light header and that’s over

[undone shell]

Shots?

[drifting sinew]

For me yes

[maiden moth]

Mendy easily gets 2 saves at least

[undone nexus]

Idk our defense is really good

he didn’t have to make a save vs crystal palace last game

And only had 1 or 2 the other games

[maiden moth]

Sándros newly acquired targets an striker gives him more crossing opportunities

But Lille attack is better than crystal palace

[toxic dagger]

No taco?

[undone nexus]

Eh idk bout that

[maiden moth]

It’s tough but id say Chelsea win like 3-1 or 3-2

[undone nexus]

I say 2-0 to Chelsea

[white arrow]

Lock this in?

[outer jewel]

In the event, Werner or Kai start, I did put them on the board

obviously someone will get DNP'd here

[undone nexus]

havertz starting I think

[maiden moth]

But what about tacos @outer jewel

[outer jewel]

what about them

[drifting sinew]

NHL 🌮 day 😉

[maiden moth]

Ohh

[white quest]

He said no soccer taco 😔

[maiden moth]

Alright

[tawdry sentinel]

Damn

[maiden moth]

I guess it’s kinda hard to do soccer tacos

[outer jewel]

lol there isn't anyone worth a soccer taco here

[undone nexus]

lmaooo facts

[undone shell]

@outer jewel so NHL tacos today?

[paper geode]

no Sacos

[tawdry sentinel]

^^

[undone nexus]

Ziyech fantasy score taco 🙈

[drifting sinew]

Too low

[undone nexus]

True

It wouldn’t work tbh

[paper geode]

Ziyech crosses taco

[undone shell]

So what the best picks?

[paper geode]

Streaker intruder on the field taco?

[undone shell]

Run it up lmao

[mild oyster]

where can you check crosses as a stat

[paper geode]

the score

[mild oyster]

ok

[white arrow]

Anyone got 2 confident picks for these early games?

[warm anchor]

@outer jewel What sport will have the taco

[unreal bluff]

yall like lo celso fantasy over?

[opaque swallow]

Thoughts ? Before I lock in

[outer jewel]

We don't announce that ahead of time

We will let you know when we post it

[midnight depot]

Lukaku 2 shots😂😂

[fluid adder]

https://tenor.com/view/user808080-gif-22608238

[warm anchor]

whats the 2 best picks for the game

[white arrow]

You guys confident Ziyech is taking 4 shots? That’s a lot

[undone nexus]

Ziyech be shooting

he will tie it 100%

especially if Lille sit back, he will shoot from distance quite a bit

[white arrow]

Should I add or remove any?

I don’t like 3 person plays I’m tryna go either 2 or 5

@undone nexus

[barren bough]

Ziyech crosses or parejo fantasy

[undone shell]

Taco

[undone nexus]

Wait for the taco to get to 4 picks @white arrow

[white arrow]

You like the 3 I have tho?

[undone nexus]

Yeah I like them

[warm anchor]

@outer jewel Do you know when will be able to view the last 5 games in soccer

[undone shell]

How confident are u in those 3?

[undone nexus]

i think Chelsea won’t concede today so I have Mendy under on goals in most of my picks

[warm anchor]

They shouldn't unless of a mistake or a fluke corner

[white arrow]

I’m just scared bc on e lucky break through or pen and it’s over

[undone nexus]

true

[unreal bluff]

de ligt over shots?

[tawny jackal]

Download Fotmob app really good

[undone nexus]

^

[warm anchor]

I have it. Just a bit more of a pain to view player then click on matches, then find out what they did for 5 games

[tawny jackal]

I get you but it's worth it if you win lmao

[warm anchor]

All three group stage matches at the bridge chelsea kept cleansheets

[undone nexus]

yup

[tawny jackal]

How about Mendy's saves?

Lille shoots a lot

[undone nexus]

i think he might tie it

pushes aren’t bad tho

[opaque swallow]

He might push

[tawny jackal]

Yeah I was thinking he might push too

[undone nexus]

mad they didn’t have rudiger shots lmaoooo

[undone laurel]

You think lille concedes more than 2 goals ?

[summer vigil]

waiting on that soccer taco

[undone nexus]

i would’ve took the over immediately

nah we can’t score goals for shit

I think 2 is the max we score

[opaque swallow]

Yuh

[warm anchor]

Im assuming Lille will park the bus i think it will push

[opaque swallow]

Alonso under fp??

[undone nexus]

i bet over

he always scams his way to a couple shots on goal

they gonna have the ball a lot so his passes and pass accuracy should be pretty high

[ember spindle]

Has there been a taco today?

[barren bough]

no

[molten heart]

Thiago Silva 👀

[tawny jackal]

Pulisic over fantasy looks good

Haller over in goals

[molten frigate]

Juventus will definitely score a goal

[drifting sinew]

Chelsea lineup in. Looks solid

[undone nexus]

Already?

[warm anchor]

can u send it in

[undone nexus]

thought it comes out a hour before kickoff

[warm anchor]

it does but most times it gets leaked out

[undone nexus]

No alonsoooo

4-2-3-1

Damn

[kind finch]

TURBO TIMO👀👀👀

hes getting 8 shota

no cap

[drifting sinew]

Just waiting for the checkmarks for DFS purposes but looks like a decent lineup

[kind finch]

that's my guy

[undone nexus]

none on target tho

[kind finch]

who said anything bout on target

[undone nexus]

LMAOOOO

[kind finch]

hes taking those shots tho

[warm anchor]

im still waiting for official lineup

[kind finch]

true

times been out for a while and is looking for a chance to prove himself

[warm anchor]

dont know the last time chelsea played a 4 back

[kind finch]

under lampard like twice

[undone nexus]

Couple games ago

[kind finch]

nah tuchel loves the 3 back

[undone nexus]

against Tottenham 2nd leg of carabao cup

[white quest]

Hope he scores today 🤞

[frozen aspen]

What y’all think about Jonathan David shots over

[kind finch]

maybe I didn't watch the Carabao cup

[warm anchor]

yea thats the last time i remember. Im spurs fan so i hate when they play chelsea

[undone nexus]

He switches to a back 4 a couple of times during the games

[balmy night]

Last game lol

[undone nexus]

yeah we beat spurs 4 times this year 😭

[kind finch]

true but the initial plan is always 3

[undone nexus]

@balmy night yeah lmaoo

4-3-3 last game

[kind finch]

I might go yilmaz under shots

he got locked up last game

[undone nexus]

He been underwhelming this year

[kind finch]

very

they had him over 4 shots and I was like aint no way

[frozen aspen]

Hakim shots over?

[kind finch]

I like locatelli over

or de ligt

[undone nexus]

shots?

[kind finch]

zeiych over crosses?

that's lowk all he does

[warm anchor]

Rulli over goals allowed?

[kind finch]

I might go Bambang crosses too

[balmy night]

Seems like renato will start

[fluid adder]

Champions League final moving from St.Petersburg Russia to St.Petersburg Florida 😂

[balmy night]

I wouldn’t take his over

Bamba without renato is easy

[kind finch]

that's what I'm saying

might make a 2 with zeiych and bamba crosses over

[balmy night]

But looks like renato is going to start

So renato will be on sets

Bamba a fade

[golden charm]

🤔

[frozen aspen]

What y’all think are 2 solid picks

[kind finch]

I like Timo for shots if he starts

[quaint spruce]

Can’t believe we didn’t get to vote on a champs league taco

[inland bronze]

No UCL taco is robbery

[opaque swallow]

Ong

[toxic dagger]

Soccer picks are so inconsistent. Hard to taco there

[quaint spruce]

A Vlahovic shots taco would’ve been great

[viral nova]

Alex Sandro crosses?

[toxic dagger]

That taco is a trap. 60% hit rate

[viral nova]

Doesn’t matter what the hit rate is. In the taco we trust

[balmy night]

3 crosses seem too much for sandro

[fluid adder]

Wait for the lineups...He might play CB next to De Ligt...

[balmy night]

That will be removed quick

https://tenor.com/view/tricks-magic-magical-disappear-magic-trick-gif-6088291

[neon junco]

How they not gonna give us a champions league taco but a taco for a game 8 hours from now 😭

[quaint spruce]

Danilo should be playing CB next to DeLigt

[neon junco]

They dropped his crosses to 2.0

Always listening

[golden charm]

@balmy night what’s the move 👀

[undone nexus]

Sandro was cb last game

[rapid wigeon]

captain america shots

[lime bough]

Y'all should already know that

[quaint spruce]

Because Danilo was suspended

[balmy night]

Ziyech crosses 🔒

[neon junco]

Anyone remember those 6 months Sandro was the best LB in the world?

[balmy night]

Bamba cross 🔒 if renato doesn’t start

[quaint spruce]

I’m a Juve fan and I do 😭 he’s so buns now

[wraith roost]

Sandro is a one game merchant

[undone nexus]

he’s not even that anymore

[wraith roost]

Bamba might play up top with David

4-4-2

[solemn lintel]

I’m rocking with Pulisic shots

Captain America unstoppable

[quaint spruce]

I did DecLigt o0.5 shots since he’s gonna be the only real CB in the box during juve corners

He’s bound to get his head on one