⚽┃soccer

[brittle anvil]

refund it

[rain osprey]

previously

copy

[lethal dagger]

The pens given this weekend literally is the opposite of the pen that was NOT given to Atletico de Madrid

Swear bro. They want Arsenal to win

[visual igloo]

Y'all don't be helping to win noonex ain't no way I'm playing a 2man green Goblin 🤦🏾

[stiff trout]

2 minutes extra time 🔜

[night cedar]

Can’t be too greedy, baby steps

[quartz hinge]

Should I nuke

[brittle anvil]

300 on it bless me @lusty lantern

[sterile plover]

Trevoh nothing more

[young garden]

Is the other playing?

[brittle anvil]

imma hold your hand when i say this

[lethal dagger]

Milenko is being saved for Europa league.

[visual igloo]

Yu ain't trying win Yu playing Bra don't post a skip like this again 🤣

[young garden]

What that mean idk soccer

[dapper oar]

Slip overly chalk

[lethal dagger]

He’s DNP

[plucky citrus]

Who will get the most saves?

[sterile plover]

How many extra minutes they gonna play😂

[night cedar]

It ain’t even my play and no one is forcing you to take it

[wide yew]

@night cedar, hey, I noticed you're feeling off. Want to try something that might help you feel better?

[plucky citrus]

Who

[lethal dagger]

If it’s a penalty due to the foul, it should just the penalty and then half time. But ion know premier league is such a fraud that they will probably give ET

[plucky citrus]

Can someone help me

[sterile plover]

Chelsea

[sleek linden]

Tell me why Chelsea are down 2-0 😭🙏

[spiral nebula]

should be pretty obvious

[sleek linden]

Yeah ik lol

Pedro going under 3.5 shots hopefully 🙏

[dapper oar]

10 minute et

[plucky citrus]

Who who’ll get the most saves from these 2 players

[split iron]

palmer is finished

[sterile plover]

Wtf is this ref doin

[dapper oar]

They just want people to chalk

[night cedar]

Because it’s Chelsea lol

[lethal dagger]

Did they bump him to 3.5?

[spiral nebula]

damn

[rose condor]

They even took a pass away from sels

Chalk em

[lethal dagger]

No way penalty missed

[brittle osprey]

10 minutes of ET

[visual igloo]

Watch sels find a way to chalk passses attempted 🤦🏾

[brittle osprey]

And Palmer missed

[lethal dagger]

I’ve seen enough ban Chelsea for an extra year

[daring portal]

bro sels pass the ball

[brittle anvil]

yo im crine Chelsea sorry ash

[brittle osprey]

Relegate Chelsea instead of west ham

[dry trail]

PALMER AINT COLD BRO HOT

[rose condor]

Overly cooked

[dry trail]

ASSS

[brittle anvil]

wolves better than chelsea

[plucky citrus]

Yu guys no help

[spiral nebula]

chill

[sterile plover]

This is bs 10 minutes

Wtf

[wide yew]

@sterile plover, hey, I noticed you're feeling off. Want to try something that might help you feel better?

[sleek linden]

Nah he og line was at 3.5 and he got bumped down

[dry trail]

PALMER AINT COLD BRO HOT AZZZ

[split iron]

dude is finished

[bronze girder]

Weak ah pen

[plucky citrus]

Who should I pick ?

[lethal dagger]

Least he got his 2 shots

[plucky citrus]

Who should I pick ?

[lethal dagger]

🤣

[pastel estuary]

What ups with the extra time

[split iron]

😭

[sterile plover]

Isn’t there a max they can go with adding time?

[lethal dagger]

Brotha I swear bro go learn Arabic and ask the focking Saudi league chat

[wide yew]

Choose a calming zen reset.

[split iron]

shouldve js let enzo take it

[brittle anvil]

🤣🤣

[odd nacelle]

Palmer missed his pen?

[visual igloo]

Is ssls gonna go iverbpases attempted or not?

[split iron]

ofc bro

[lethal dagger]

And then some

It was a bad pen ngl

[young garden]

Wait this the end???

[lethal dagger]

After seeing that banger from Igor

[simple oak]

Cremonese vs lazio should I take cremonese defense and lazio offense? @versed cypress

[lethal dagger]

Yeah Palmer how???

[split iron]

i js feel bad for enzo

hes playing so well and getting sold by his teammates

[lethal dagger]

We talking about Maresca right?

🫩

[split iron]

fernandez

[pastel estuary]

Do the extra time count towards second half

[split iron]

no

[lethal dagger]

I know mate. I’m just sad Cause that’s when it all fell apart.

[split iron]

😔

[lethal dagger]

At least I think so. Had high hopes for that guy and I’ll tell you he wasn’t the problem

His football was so good

[chilly coral]

Jesse Derry💔💔💔💔💔

[pastel estuary]

They just want me to chalk

[heady bobcat]

Sels 3 saves at halftime 🥳

[split iron]

palmer needs to be benched

[heavy pewter]

Chelsea just passing at the back…

Embarrassing

[lethal dagger]

Ngl man there’s not a lot of options

[split iron]

i forgot

yea we can only look towards the fa cup final

ggs

[lethal dagger]

Maybe drop Enzo to pivot?

[heavy pewter]

I have chalobah under and it’s gonna chalk bc Chelsea just pass at the back

😭

[lethal dagger]

And have Palmer create more and have Reece as RM instead of going forward

[sleek linden]

They need mudryk back fr

[heavy pewter]

The uber driver?

[split iron]

reece isnt fit enough to start

and i think neto and garnacho are injured now

[lethal dagger]

Tough. And you guys got City in the final

I think next weekend

[sleek linden]

https://tenor.com/view/mykhailo-mudryk-goal-mudryk-celebration-john-duran-gif-5646296632650694776

[quartz hinge]

Any solid 2 mans

[split iron]

may 16

[lethal dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/drogba-chelsea-fc-champions-league-lu-posting-una-gif-24063675

[heavy pewter]

How am I looking chat

[split iron]

😂 😂 😂

[lament hamlet]

demons or gobs ?

[quartz hinge]

Gobs

[split iron]

at least my lineups look good..

[lethal dagger]

Next time just send me the 20 twin

[lament hamlet]

I added

[heavy pewter]

😠

[lethal dagger]

I’m just rage baiting twin

Ion know ion really like 6 mans

Makes me head hurt

[odd nacelle]

As long as Sels gets the passes idc

Chelsea ML money gone

[heavy pewter]

Ik ion b taking it srs fr like that

[brittle anvil]

extra time so long felt like 2 half’s already

[wide yew]

@brittle anvil, hey, I noticed you're feeling off. Want to try something that might help you feel better?

[lethal dagger]

Twin you not ready for this passing farming Chelsea about to do

[brittle anvil]

bro why is this moonlight app a thing fam

[lethal dagger]

They down 2 nil with a penalty missed

[heavy pewter]

Did you know Chelsea haven’t scored in 5 games?

[split iron]

boutta be 6

😂 😂 😂

[lethal dagger]

Yes brotha, that’s why they farmering passes

[ashen hull]

Chelsea getting smoked by forest bench

[frank bear]

Slot might just allow Chelsea to beat Liverpool

😂

[lethal dagger]

Nah bro chill Liverpool in the mud too

[bronze girder]

Nf moving dif

[naive robin]

minion? u like bananas little buddy?

[split iron]

maybe gakpo will score own goals since we cant do it for ourselves

😂 😂 😂 😂

palmer might miss 2 pens for fun

😂 😂 😂

[heavy pewter]

So NTF scored pen and Chelsea missed pen

[lethal dagger]

I got a banging banana. Just ask ur mum

[naive robin]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-fake-laugh-gif-20373890

[chilly coral]

mad isn’t it

Palmer ain’t going to the WC that’s for sure

[lethal dagger]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOULL NEVER SING THAT

oops wrong team

[heavy pewter]

I have chalobah under 70 Att passes and he’s at 40. Am I chalked

[naive robin]

OH MY GOD ITS D4VD

[odd nacelle]

Nottingham is playing their B team, I didn’t expect Chelsea to crumble like this

[bronze girder]

https://tenor.com/view/chelsea-fc-cfc-chelsea-football-club-club-world-cup-champions-gif-14597454760247868112

[dusky blaze]

Cooked

[heavy pewter]

Igor and other guy aren’t b team

[naive robin]

grown men really support chelsea??

[split iron]

chill it aint at that lvl yet

[naive robin]

jesus

[lethal dagger]

Maresca not there no more 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

I’m dead

[livid kindle]

Pedro no shots in the first half is crazy

[bronze girder]

Nah fr it’s like i sent some from the future

💀

[split iron]

😂 😂 😂

[heavy pewter]

Fr I thought he was gonna take the pen

[chilly coral]

ngl he’s not getting in positions to shoot ain’t his fault

[split iron]

palmer takes all pens

[naive robin]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-franklin-lamar-roasts-franklin-gif-20079680

[split iron]

unless he on the bench then its enzo

[heavy pewter]

Esp now at winger

[lethal dagger]

Yea they def not B but the rest of the team is lol

[bronze girder]

Derry’s head collision was nasty

[heavy pewter]

Chalk it 😭 if they get another pen who takes it?

[chilly coral]

yeah or 10

[heavy pewter]

Enzo?

[split iron]

palmer still

[lethal dagger]

Someone send Derry back to the U21s

Welcome to the big leagues jit

[chilly coral]

he should but probably Kopama again

[split iron]

dont bring him out for the 2h

[bronze girder]

We need Jackson

https://tenor.com/view/chelsea-jackson-nicolas-nicolas-jackson-gif-9553121683789277350

[heavy pewter]

If Palmer misses a second time who takes the next team penalty?

[split iron]

palmer

💀

[chilly coral]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-father-twitter-meme-gif-3903117472600788989

[lethal dagger]

It’s gonna be Palmer even though it should have been Enzo

[heavy pewter]

Enzo scored in World Cup pen shoot out

[bronze girder]

They got Igor jesus playing cam

Are you joking

[chilly coral]

our bench is so dry as well man 😭😭😭

[split iron]

everyone injured

[heavy pewter]

Bro being a Chelsea fan in 2026 I’m sorry

[lethal dagger]

Why didn’t they let Enzo take the pen? If I was captain I’d tell Palmer to step aside chump.

Idgaf if your confidence is low that’s your fault

[heavy pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/conejo-palmer-chelsea-fc-cole-palmer-cold-palmer-cfc-gif-16705849872511735119

[bronze girder]

They got sels lookin like a good goalie

[split iron]

thats how it is

[cyan karma]

MANNN I KNEW THAT WAS YOU BROTHER D4VID🤣🤣🤣

I ain’t know u was one of us homie celtics fan??

[split iron]

only way enzo would take it is if palmer gave it to him

[mortal eagle]

It’s rare for Palmer to miss PKs

[split iron]

hes 12/14

[chilly coral]

mans been off it ngl not even surprised

[lethal dagger]

Hate that shii. Get wit it twin you’re getting paid go cry in your million dollar home and car

[wide yew]

@lethal dagger, hey, I noticed you're feeling off. Want to try something that might help you feel better?

[heavy pewter]

Bro how much is a meats pizza now

At Caesar’s

[bronze girder]

Nahhh I thought u meant 2/14😭🤣

[split iron]

😭

[cyan karma]

email me

[mortal eagle]

Chelsea in general been off

[cyan karma]

we can’t talk here

[chilly coral]

Colwill coming on

[bronze girder]

Fire the owners to

[lethal dagger]

Lmfao

[heavy pewter]

I heard your wings low key fiya

[lethal dagger]

Heard you got the script for NBA

wassup

[heavy pewter]

That world champions cursed Chelsea didn’t it?

[mortal eagle]

Why my shii go up 9 bucks instead of 7

[wide yew]

@mortal eagle, hey, I noticed you're feeling off. Want to try something that might help you feel better?

[split iron]

it was maresca leaving

dumbazz owners

we need to stay positive though

chelsea comeback 4-2 win

[bronze girder]

Colwill finally coming back

Last game was vs psg

[hallow fern]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-baby-gif-1405278719456472847

[mortal eagle]

They were doing just fine up until January then they started looking like spurs

[cyan karma]

depends

[split iron]

i hope this is the last time i see this clown tosin play for my club

[heavy pewter]

Bro we are half a year in

SUB OUT CHALOBAH

[bronze girder]

Second half begins

[hallow fern]

Can Pedro get sum shots man

[bronze girder]

Acheampong needs playing time

[long whale]

Chelsea why

[mortal eagle]

We still got hope for Liverpool to come in first place this year

😌

[bronze girder]

Fanhhhh no😭😭😭😭😭

[visual igloo]

Cash sels Passes attempted yet?

[mortal eagle]

Tmr arsenal gonna choke just how Celtics did this weekend

[plush girder]

Let's go Chelsea 😂😂😂

[mortal eagle]

Caicedo or Enzo who’s better

[odd nacelle]

Rip any chance Chelsea had, forest bringing on starters

[long whale]

Enzo is better

[mortal eagle]

They never had a chance

Their season been GGs

[mortal eagle]

They been getting bent over for over 10 games straight

[quartz hinge]

Confident?

[brittle osprey]

Chelsea 😭

[spiral nebula]

oouff

damn

[lethal dagger]

I actually feel bad for this club

And I shouldn’t

[brittle osprey]

I wished they’d just vote to auto relegate

[wind prism]

Bondo under pa ?

[astral quarry]

Yoo

[heavy pewter]

So no one shot for Chelsea and already 0-3

[visual igloo]

What about sels

[stiff trout]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-laugh-fall-over-loosing-it-gif-12699572490101125055

[pastel estuary]

Can goalie get subbed ?

[stiff trout]

1% chance

[mortal eagle]

Usually if they just so trash and they have too or if they get hurt

[stiff trout]

Sánchez sub 🔜

[plush girder]

Chelsea dead todeh 😂😂😂

[rose condor]

Does sels get 7 more passes?😭

[cold agate]

so is the Robert dude still on the field or is it GGs for me

[plain hamlet]

Yall think it’s going over 4.5 goals scored?

[plush girder]

Yes

[stiff trout]

Nah

[mortal eagle]

3 goals at your crib is crazy

[plain hamlet]

I’m thinking 4 max Chelsea scores at least 1

[plush girder]

You mean get rid of the whole defense talking bout Sanchez

[arctic iron]

Sebas Under Passes?

[plain hamlet]

You might as well just gts if that’s what u praying on

[arctic iron]

57.5 On Dawg App

I Went Under

[stiff trout]

Shiiiii the whole team

[plush girder]

My point exactly

[cold agate]

is bro gonna get another save or am I cooked???

[split iron]

😔

[forest flower]

Will fofana n milenkovic clearance combo get refunded?

[arctic iron]

You Got Time Bro

[plush girder]

Every chance no defender to be found , so an automatic goal 🥅

[sterile plover]

Is Trevoh gonna play the whole game with it bein 3-0

[split iron]

yes

[next gust]

Yeah Chelsea losing the fa final

[warm delta]

Cole finally got a cross

[plush girder]

Sanchez deaddd

[cold agate]

crazy thing is I don't even know soccer I just took whatever I saw on pickfinder as the best goblin

[bronze girder]

Whose injured now bruh

[plush girder]

Sanchez

[heavy pewter]

At this rate hospital going to have more members from this game…

[stiff trout]

He js got injured

[glossy marten]

Lmk ^

[heavy pewter]

Tie

[brittle osprey]

This game is giving me second hand embarrassment

[heavy pewter]

🤣

[glossy marten]

so nobody gon score or what

[heavy pewter]

I check over my shoulder and my cat judged me

[cold agate]

I'M NEVER B£TTING ON THIS WEAK AZZ SPORT EVER AGAIN SOCCER IS THE WORST SPORT OF ALL TIME 😐😐🫠

[brittle osprey]

Either gonna be 1-1 or 2-1

[old zephyr]

Fr he getting played with

[glossy marten]

what if it goes 0-0 lol

[split iron]

who put a curse on this match

why are they killing my players

[stiff trout]

Garnacho

[heavy pewter]

Chelsea ex manager

[stiff trout]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-laugh-fall-over-loosing-it-gif-12699572490101125055

[split iron]

smh

[bronze girder]

Jorgensen is gettin ready oml

[cold agate]

I see why nobody puts money on soccer I'm just gonna stick to NBA CS2 football and baseball 🫠🫠

[bronze girder]

Then go do that bro

😂

[plush girder]

Bloody

[bronze girder]

Sanchez turning into petr cech

[cold agate]

I don't understand the hype about soccer its the most azz sport of all time literally 😐😐

[split iron]

then go watch sum else dawg

[plush girder]

No body died the game continues - thanks be to God

[split iron]

crying like we forced u here

[plush girder]

Chelsea embarrassing their fans today

[heavy pewter]

I’m booing too and I’m not Chelsea fan

Embarrassing football

[bronze girder]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[night cedar]

We are cooked bro

[heavy pewter]

PSG SHOULD BE EMBARASSED TO LOSE TO THIS CHELSEA

[bronze girder]

Not the same chels bud

[visual igloo]

Sels still haven't cashed passes attempted?

[spiral nebula]

no

[reef helm]

Seals got injured?

Sels

[wind prism]

No

[rose condor]

No

[rose condor]

Just needs 4 passes

[nova pike]

Chelsea asss

[visual igloo]

Got a chance?

[nova pike]

Not a single goal

[wind prism]

3

[rose condor]

Yes still 20 mins left

• et

[split iron]

3-1

[humble gulch]

About time they scored

[whole cipher]

Whats good a ml?

[hallow fern]

Yesss joaooo

[split iron]

pedro my king

[nova pike]

Y'all thing they going over 4.5 goals

[brittle osprey]

Finally

Pedro only one who came to play

[lethal dagger]

The words of everyone bro 😂

[split iron]

and enzo

[nova pike]

1 more goal needed

[hallow fern]

Bout be off man

[brittle osprey]

Enzo been doing cardio since halftime

[lethal dagger]

Cmon we just gonna ignore Cucurella

He’s been so consistent. Insane

[split iron]

looks offside

disallowed

[brittle osprey]

Bruh

[split iron]

😔

[lethal dagger]

Pedro didn’t touch it in that play did he?

[brittle osprey]

Relegate Chelsea

[split iron]

he scored from it

[nova pike]

It didn't count

[plush girder]

Poor Chelsea 😂

[lethal dagger]

damn. I would’ve thought the goal stands because he wasn’t part of the play

[heavy pewter]

CHALK JOAO

[plush girder]

These technology take away from the game

[split iron]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[heavy pewter]

He scoring with arm??

🤣

[split iron]

look at the boot

a few toes offside

[lethal dagger]

Justifiable even though That’s sum bs lol it’s his job to be there

[heavy pewter]

Joao big foot Pedro

Clown shoes

[split iron]

bruh

[wind prism]

2 more Sels

4 more for the bump

[bronze girder]

Bruh I thought Joao Pedro scored

Wat happen

[split iron]

offside

[vocal turret]

Yessir

[heavy pewter]

Chelsea fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lethal dagger]

I really hate it when fans leave the stadium. Same fans who complain when the tickets are given to foreigners

[lethal dagger]

Embarrassing really

[bronze girder]

Were getting bashed by The Forest

[nova pike]

3-0

[kindred breach]

What we think?

[nova pike]

Needed ,5 goals

[lethal dagger]

To be fair Forest was in the mud yet somehow managed to stay out of relegation and is still in Europe

[nova pike]

How trash fr Chelsea

[bronze girder]

Spurs got out of relegation yesterday

Crazy game

[lethal dagger]

Just barely

[heavy pewter]

Selz down holding his hamstring

[visual igloo]

Sels come and cash quit playing

[bronze girder]

1 point

[vocal turret]

Nooo

[vocal turret]

No way bruh

One more

[lethal dagger]

The only reason the odds shifted was because West Ham can’t win for their focking life either

[heavy pewter]

May be farming minutes may be really injured idk

[visual igloo]

Cap???

[heavy pewter]

No cap game paused

He’s back up

[half solstice]

he back up we good

[visual igloo]

Wow Vegas made a call wth🤦🏾

[vocal turret]

We

[heavy pewter]

He’s back up

[vocal turret]

Www

[lethal dagger]

Chelsea do me a favor just farm the passes before you get scored a 4th

[heavy pewter]

For who

[wind prism]

1 more Sels

[visual igloo]

So we cashing?

[lament tulip]

My bad I just chimed in I took him too for passes

[lethal dagger]

Before they concede again.

[heavy pewter]

Who’s passes do u need

[nova pike]

How many minutes left

[lethal dagger]

I’ll show you after but I’m just saying for the sake of Chelsea

[visual igloo]

Sels 24.5

[lethal dagger]

They playing so bad trying to play out but it’s just not working

[heavy pewter]

This the first time I see Joao playing full mins

[vocal turret]

Me too

[wind prism]

He gone get it

[lethal dagger]

I mean let’s be honest even I wouldn’t start De Lap on a good day

[visual igloo]

How many minutes left

[nova pike]

How many minutes left

[kindred breach]

??

[crisp locust]

yall riding w lazio?

let’s get it

[visual igloo]

Must be close no one want to tell us 🤦🏾🤣

[lethal dagger]

There’s about 10 min left

[nova pike]

Oh

[lethal dagger]

Including extra time given

[nova pike]

😂😂

[crisp locust]

which one of yall know ball

[spiral nebula]

me

[wind prism]

Me

[ocean fractal]

Man me too smh

[split iron]

cash caicedo pa

at least my slips hit..

fml bro

[primal bramble]

My gosh bro

[stiff cairn]

Chalobah PA cash ?

[primal bramble]

We’re having a 6game losing streak 💔

[heavy pewter]

Let’s gooo

[split iron]

seasons done

no point getting mad over it at this point

[primal bramble]

Not yet

[dapper oar]

Marc couldn’t give me 2 tackles

[half solstice]

cash sels

[broken pulsar]

Ima tail this

[primal bramble]

Doesn’t need to

They got smacked 3-0

[dapper oar]

I’m Hipp but damn I needed that

[visual igloo]

I think he cashed

[vocal turret]

Sels cash?

[half solstice]

yessir

[vocal turret]

Yessir

[half solstice]

never taking dude again this was a nasty sweat

[primal bramble]

I guess so we better not be silly next season bro🫩

We need some new moves

[split iron]

they should js hire alonso and do whatever he wants

buy whoever he wants

[primal bramble]

He cashed

[primal bramble]

And Cole Palmer needs to get to his prime

[versed cypress]

Selz 25 passes 🔥

[primal bramble]

🙃

[sullen spear]

Toze over shots

[rose condor]

Lfg

Cash sels

[primal bramble]

27 now

[ocean fractal]

Yessir 🫡

[signal willow]

chalobah passesunder cash

[crisp locust]

@spiral nebula @wind prism yall got lazio? w the injuries

[flat gate]

I forgot to post my POTD 💀

So sir

[primal bramble]

🫩 I forget to post

Don’t even post it as a dub

every Chelsea player cashed passes

Damn

[split iron]

cash cucu tackles

[half solstice]

🥳🥳🥳

[spiral nebula]

cash chalobah

[split iron]

i knew dudes were buggin with cucu under

[earnest burrow]

Chelsea🤣🤣🤣

[primal bramble]

Marc, Caicedo, Enzo, Cha everyone cashed passes

[primal bramble]

Cash tackles

[distant blade]

Chalobah hitting in the 90+2 is an ultimate f u

[heavy pewter]

9 MINUTES EXTRA FOR WHAT

[primal bramble]

Extra 9mins

LMAOO

[split iron]

they killed 2 of our players

[heavy pewter]

His passes?

[warm echo]

anymore picks

[distant blade]

Yea

[spiral nebula]

just hoping chalobah can get an extra 5 passes so he doesn’t get stat corrected

[heavy pewter]

What was the line at

[distant blade]

69

[primal bramble]

69

[signal willow]

he need oto play some more

[heavy pewter]

CHELSEA 9.5 HOURS WITHOUT A GOAL LMFAOOO 6 games 6 defeats

[signal willow]

so they dont do what they did with marc

[gleaming trout]

Yo

[hallow fern]

Omg

[dapper oar]

Oh wow

[primal bramble]

Rip Jesse💔

[hallow fern]

Joao

[primal bramble]

Got them last min

[split iron]

3-1

[lost mountain]

city to win league

[brittle osprey]

Should’ve been 3-3 but ig

[primal bramble]

I need Pedro for a goal

[split iron]

rlly shoulve been

[heavy pewter]

Finally Pedro

[split iron]

JOAO PEDRO BICYCLE KICK

[heavy pewter]

FIFA 26 goal

[split iron]

OH MY GOD

[plain tangle]

3 more

Bang

[dry trail]

What a goal

[split iron]

WHAT A OGAL

[spiral nebula]

@nova pike if that offside goal counted earlier

[normal flower]

wtf add 9 minutes lol 😂

[vague pendant]

Will lazio beat cremonece?? Or at least a tie because theyll focus more in the cup??

[primal bramble]

Guéhi was at 82.5

Yowch

[split iron]

damn.

[humble gulch]

I really thought he was going to sell me

[primal bramble]

Goal so tough

[brittle osprey]

I think guehi goes under

[primal bramble]

Now do to again

[primal bramble]

I mean not really

[lost mountain]

facts

[primal bramble]

They jsut skip over him

[signal willow]

i took the combo marc and caiceod 150

[split iron]

nah we have some ballers on this team we just need to get rid of the trash

[lost mountain]

they ain’t gonna sit in the back

[plain tangle]

I dont see everton keeping huge possession

[primal bramble]

Everton sucks at ball against man city

[primal bramble]

Nah it’s good fs

man city defended average 102+ passes

[bronze girder]

What a chilena

[vague pendant]

Will lazio beat cremonece?? Or at least a tie because theyll focus more in the cup??

[brittle osprey]

Cucurella with a G/A before warm Palmer

[stiff trout]

Was he ?

[primal bramble]

Yea

[brittle osprey]

I took guehi under 84.5

[primal bramble]

So free

[primal bramble]

That’s baked ngl

[lost mountain]

nah he cooked there

[primal bramble]

Marc only needs to give 65 passes his game

[primal bramble]

Caicedo carried the line

[stiff trout]

Someone send

Guehi 82 line

😂

[lost mountain]

guehi going under

[brittle osprey]

Bomdo dnp 🫩

[primal bramble]

If they skip over him

But he mostly might not

[lost mountain]

which they will

[primal bramble]

87.5 is high

84.5

Is alright

[nova pike]

We would have ate

[primal bramble]

They might not who’s know

[nova pike]

Chalk doe

[warm echo]

?

[lost mountain]

i’ve done enough city passing lines to know

[lost mountain]

guehi is under af

[versed elk]

Chelsea is garbage

My lord

[stiff trout]

To know that he be distributing the ball like crazy ?

[brittle osprey]

Luperto o or under?

[lost mountain]

under af

i cooked

[brittle osprey]

Lazio game about to be the most boring game ever

[bronze girder]

😭😭😭

[split iron]

they killed this guy dawg

smh

[night cedar]

Should I put the house on this?

[bronze girder]

Just end the season

[lost mountain]

$1 is the house ?

daym

[split iron]

stop hating bro

[night cedar]

Yah, I’m going over budget honestly

[analog lotus]

I love you Cole Palmer clutch!!!

[heavy pewter]

CHELSEA RECORD BREAKING PASSES

[bronze girder]

Dam I just saw he had 1

[dusky blaze]

Cash

[heavy pewter]

I’m so cooked 😭😭🤣🤣

[split iron]

he spammed towards the end

[night cedar]

Welp, $15 down the drain

[heavy pewter]

How cooked am I chat

🤣

Guehi under 66 att passes

🤣

[bronze girder]

Dam I forgot city play

Chelsea played early

[warm delta]

No way 😂

[chilly coral]

damn Enzo 7 chances created

[warm delta]

I thought I was bugging W

[split iron]

he played rlly well

gusto and cucu sold

and palmer

[normal flower]

I know ball he can

[night cedar]

Pedro’s goal was crazy

Unfortunately didn’t help at all

[chilly coral]

yeah slick bicycle kick

[kindred breach]

Yall think Everton get scored on 2 goals ??

[finite turret]

Bro who said lower on Trevoh passes

[split iron]

noone did

[kindred breach]

??

[dark zenith]

yes

[supple frigate]

over or under LUPERTO

[scenic prairie]

Cole palmer really clutched up like that

[rugged wharf]

is this not free?

[ashen swallow]

whats the picks whats the picks

[terse storm]

why would that be free

[ashen swallow]

lets lock lets lock

yeah city dominate the ball a lot

and this is a must win for them so

[rugged wharf]

the under

[bitter bough]

Under free

[rugged wharf]

he had 33 last time

[terse storm]

yea under

[wind prism]

Bondo DNP?

[ashen swallow]

we going under?

lets go under lets go under

[wintry flicker]

lol

[median agate]

I took his clears over

[tepid wagon]

DNP

17 mins pushing, this was free

[pliant plume]

why has this not cashed yet it’s been 2 days!!!

[brittle osprey]

Luperto gonna soar over

[split iron]

talk to support

[terse storm]

cash basschirotto lol

[little obsidian]

If a player did not finish 1st half due injury. It should be rebooted just like they do with nba etc

[little obsidian]

This is crazy

[dusky blaze]

Need slip

?

Who

[arctic iron]

Sebas Under Passes Hitting?

[little obsidian]

2 players in 1st half substituted money gone. That should be illegal

[compact jay]

🆓

[little obsidian]

Both of these players subbed off within 1st half with injury 😅

[versed bridge]

What happened with this match why they say final?

[amber cliff]

hibachi now

[brittle osprey]

thank the lord for that cremonese goal

Need Lazio to equalize

Then it’s onto the next

[terse storm]

my bad twin😂

[brittle osprey]

Combos do that

You’ll be fine

[bitter bough]

Luperto gonna freeze

[arctic iron]

I Took His Under Passes 😂✌🏾

[bitter bough]

Which line under u take

[arctic iron]

57.5

[bitter bough]

Should be cash

[arctic iron]

He At 20 Rn

I Don’t Watch Soccer At All 😂

[dusky blaze]

He goin under

[arctic iron]

I Just Went Off Research Lol

[arctic iron]

Hope So

[dusky blaze]

He goin end wit 50

⬇️

[bitter bough]

Prolly even less

If lazio don’t score

[cold agate]

no way I lost because of a weak azz injury

[vale pumice]

Should be free right ?

[arctic iron]

Thats Crazy Work

[solemn sparrow]

Of course he gets injured…

[cold agate]

literally would've got all my money back and would've been able to bankroll it

my pockets is back to zero now

[arctic iron]

You Aint Got No Free Lineups?

To Flip

[round willow]

luperto goin under 5o right

[arctic iron]

Hell Nah

We Finna Lose Bro At 26 😭

As Long As He Doesn’t End With 58 Im Chilling

40 Minutes In

[round willow]

Do the starters get subbed ?

[arctic iron]

He Out Rn

Keep Him Out Until Next Half 😭

[surreal latch]

who you have ?

[round willow]

y is he out

injury?

[arctic iron]

Luperto

[amber cliff]

he’s not out

[surreal latch]

for pa?

[arctic iron]

Under Passes

[arctic iron]

Yeah I See Now

Im On Dawg App Rn

[arctic iron]

Wow

Yall Got Him For The Lowwww

He Got Bumped Insanely

[surreal latch]

he got bump like crazy

[arctic iron]

He Was At 59.5 On PP When I Saw It

[robust sphinx]

fr

[arctic iron]

57.5 On Dawg App

I Went Under Lol

[robust sphinx]

Yesterday

[arctic iron]

I Might Be Cooked

[bitter bough]

You’re not cooked

[arctic iron]

Cash

[bitter bough]

They parking the bus

[surreal latch]

ever since the other cb got injured 😭

[bitter bough]

Gonna be sweaty

[unreal fossil]

I hope so

[arctic iron]

Idk What That Means 😭

[robust sphinx]

yesterday he was at 49.5

[amber cliff]

lazio just can’t put a shot on target

[amber cliff]

sad

[bitter bough]

Means sitting back letting other team have ball

Means his team not passing

[arctic iron]

Oh Okay

When Is Half Time

45 Right?

[amber cliff]

yea with added time

[terse storm]

david de gea over?

[arctic iron]

Has Dude Been In The Entire Time 😭

[robust sphinx]

yeah but they do have extra time

They stay in

[amber cliff]

he’s gonna play da whole game

[unreal fossil]

How much added time

[arctic iron]

Insane Stamina

[amber cliff]

depends on how much stoppage happened prior

[arctic iron]

Holy Fawk

[amber cliff]

they got 3 mins added

[unique dirge]

dude wasnt capping😭

[round willow]

nah he getn subbed , the bench players gotta get they minutes 2

[visual igloo]

Giuseppe going over crosses ain't it

[visual igloo]

What happened

[idle gorge]

Is this being rebooted??

It’s been like this since the match ended

[noble pendant]

Should be Milenkovic DNP

[unique dirge]

frl?😭

[idle gorge]

Thank you

[bitter bough]

He trollin

[noble pendant]

Nvm both DNP lmao should be a reboot

[safe delta]

FREEEE

[primal bramble]

Dnp

[round willow]

gustav ends w 17

[safe delta]

No he don’t

[visual igloo]

Yu wish lol

[primal bramble]

He tryna pre chalk you lol

[surreal latch]

12

[languid lantern]

so chalked man wtf

[unique dirge]

🐐

[arctic iron]

Wym

[tired osprey]

Is luperto going over

[unique dirge]

on him going over

[arctic iron]

For 49.5 Right?

[tired osprey]

Yes

[arctic iron]

Yeah I Seen

[terse storm]

he’s not playing?

[arctic iron]

He At 29 😭

[round willow]

he not gettn 50

[arctic iron]

I Got Him At 57.5 Under 😎

[subtle fiber]

Medran shots assisted or dribbles?

[thorn finch]

Do yall think beto will shoot 2 times or nah

[round willow]

next game

[spiral nebula]

almost all green

[versed bridge]

wtf

Somebody get hurt?

[primal bramble]

Wait I’m tripping lol

[primal bramble]

I mean dude lazio b team is playing crem

what do you expect

[flat gate]

Forgot to send POTD in chat 😢 Joao

So fre

[royal otter]

Always “forget” when it hits huh 😂

[royal otter]

How? Isn’t it ahead on pace

[night bough]

Under ?

[cold agate]

only one

[sleek root]

Still no payout from this Chelsea game….

[visual igloo]

Chalked???

[arctic iron]

Thats When We Tend To Lock In The Most With Our Picks Lol

[grizzled bough]

They losing so I’m sure this gon cash

[young garden]

Cash Daniel

[viscid patio]

does prizepicks do refunds on players who get hurt in the 1st half?

[icy geode]

Over or fade

[grizzled bough]

No refunds or reboots on soccer

[viscid patio]

sick

[arctic iron]

Sick Asl Actually 😂😂

[viscid patio]

ts was soaring

[grizzled bough]

Sport is soooo good we don’t deserve reboots

[viscid patio]

that’s gross asf

[odd nacelle]

bro its annoying

[median agate]

It is

[arctic iron]

Sorry Bro

[odd nacelle]

like they do injuries for nba

but not for soccer

[grizzled bough]

Dude it’s simple

Just tell them not to get hurt

Duhhh

[odd nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-laptop-duh-gif-8033838636860661307

[visual igloo]

Do Gustav still have time to cash?

[grizzled bough]

This how I be holding on too FutMob in hopes they say it’s a mistake (whole time he already in the ER room)

[rain pebble]

https://prizepicks.onelink.me/gCQS/shareEntry?entryId=96c84f882ff9290677659fece29a3fd0&origin=

[arctic iron]

😂😂😂😂

[wise copper]

What y’all think 🤔

[west sable]

Easy 💰

[grizzled bough]

Oufff lwk tuff

I’d love to say less

[young garden]

Need saves 🙏

[grizzled bough]

Should happen, lazio down

Well nvm lmao

[amber cliff]

bang

lazio goal

[wise copper]

If he plays right behind the forward like he did last game! Easy money

[dark canopy]

Is this bait?

[grizzled bough]

I agree

And city need this game

[cursive radish]

Drop a play

[grizzled bough]

So I take them to hold the ball

[opal bison]

Jason subbed 🕊️

[grizzled bough]

I’m debating rn if anything is valid for POTD

[west sable]

Noooo wtf

[grizzled bough]

Maybe in 10 mins if not it’s because I just didn’t find sumn solid

[terse storm]

is this dnp cuz fabinho dnp or we nuking

[fleet cipher]

Dnp

[deep lodge]

Copy my PrizePicks lineup using this link:
https://prizepicks.onelink.me/gCQS/shareEntry?entryId=c716199f27888a3c4b38286ca2a3e87e&origin=

[rancid turret]

Wowwww now mfs dont wanna play 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[icy geode]

I didnt even see this

[rich sky]

toze shoot

[sullen spear]

I need one toze

[livid kindle]

https://prizepicks.onelink.me/gCQS/shareEntry?entryId=26eefb23f31f2715c1eaca9eddffdef5&origin=

[wise copper]

This looks promising 👀

[limpid prawn]

Does cherki get 2.5 shots?

[brittle osprey]

Need Luperto to stay under 57.5

[young adder]

Is luperto 49.5 cash?

[ebon pumice]

Lmkkk

[arctic iron]

SAME

[ebon pumice]

Lmkk

[versed elk]

Cmon cermonese I need a win

[soft wraith]

Prob the worst slip I’ve seen

😭

[ebon pumice]

The reverse should cash

😭😭😭

[soft wraith]

Fr

Dude just be clicking stuff

[young adder]

They subbing a lot

[soft wraith]

😂

[arctic iron]

We Can Both Cash 😭

Just Stay Under 57.5 Idc If He Get 57

[ebon pumice]

Finna reverse ima lyk how it go

[arctic iron]

Just Don’t Get 58 Lol

I Hate Soccer For This Reason

Why Am I Sweating A Under Rn

[young adder]

Is 49.5 good or will he get subbed?

[arctic iron]

😭😭

[arctic iron]

I Pray He Get Subbed

[young adder]

Let mine hit first lmao

[soft wraith]

He first

Doesn’t

[lost mountain]

whoever took luperto over 59.5 is cookeddd

[soft wraith]

Plays full 90

[arctic iron]

Huhhh

[young adder]

How do you know

Bro not the coach

[arctic iron]

😭😭😭😭

[amber cliff]

he has a good chance of getting there

[outer timber]

I beg to differ

[grizzled bough]

#⚽┃soccer-ambassador-lineups

[amber cliff]

luperto not getting subbed they already lost a center back to injury 20 mins in

[young adder]

44

6 more come on daddy

[lost mountain]

nah

[young adder]

Makes sense

[soft wraith]

@MagicVitinha yo you got anything for today bro

[arctic iron]

I Like The Art On The Picks Thats Fire

[soft wraith]

Vitinha is the only dude that knows ball bro is crazy good at soccer

[warped pivot]

Never going with saudi league again they play the whole game smh

[split iron]

so doku is going over

[arctic iron]

Bro Do He Really Have 48 😭

Im Scared Asf Rn

[covert shore]

Luperto 🙏

[arctic iron]

Luperto Chill Out Man

[chilly coral]

he was that high?

[arctic iron]

Bro Passing Like Its Only 2 Players On The Field

[young adder]

4 more

Lock in luperto keep passing

[arctic iron]

SUB HIM 😭

[arctic iron]

FUH NO

[young adder]

Hell yeah

[arctic iron]

Bro Sub Him 😭

Ill Never Touch Soccer Again If I Chalk

[young adder]

I took it before the bump

[chilly coral]

you’ll be back gng trust

[young adder]

Shii was free with my free pick

[midnight iron]

Soccer cooked me so far

[arctic iron]

I Don’t Know Soccer Lol

Soccer Doesn’t Cash Me Fr When I Do Make Slips On It

[covert shore]

I took Luperto @ 55.5 such a sweat

[grand furnace]

Yo

[arctic iron]

And Luperto Is The Reason Why

[amber cliff]

my brotha how bodi dey

[arctic iron]

Its Not Sweaty Bro

[chilly coral]

oh damn ight

[arctic iron]

He Cooking Rn

😭😭😭😭

57.5 Under Is Sweaty Tho

[covert shore]

hes just about on pace

[grand furnace]

So why are we taking Luperto under passes ? 😂

Cus he’s the most popular pick

?

[lost mountain]

because 59.5 is tough

[amber cliff]

if you got him bumped the under isn’t bad

[covert shore]

I took the over cos Lazio let udinese nuke last time

[young adder]

He wasn’t popular when I took him for 49.5

[lost mountain]

against lazio

[amber cliff]

he’s going under 59.5 if you got him at that

[young adder]

In the mornign I see bro bump to 60

[languid lantern]

gotta sweat this

[grand furnace]

49.5 is a free over other then that your cooked stop eating bumps plz

[lost mountain]

i took that under

Wym

[sullen spear]

Same

[amber cliff]

not the same one team fighting of relegation

[grand furnace]

U took 49.5 under

😭

[lost mountain]

59.5

[grand furnace]

?

[lost mountain]

😂

[arctic iron]

HE TRIPPING

[covert shore]

more to do with the fact that Lazio dont press

[arctic iron]

😭😭😭😭

GGs Lil Bro

[lost mountain]

What is yall on 59.5 is free under that’s what i took 😭

[young adder]

Come on luperto 4 more

Lock in

[amber cliff]

higher progression for the attackers kinda need to score yk

[covert shore]

This is a sweat for sure

[grand furnace]

Cremonese hold possession at home there fighting for them not to be relegated not only that lazio doesn’t press there a low block team and sits back

[arctic iron]

TAKE HIM OUT THE GAME IMMEDIATELY

[civic quartz]

This gotta be a trap

[young adder]

Cash 50

[turbid finch]

Bang 49.5

[young adder]

Pases

[arctic iron]

HE AT 51

[young adder]

Free

Bang

[arctic iron]

OMG NO

PLEASE NO

[young adder]

Might as well get 60 for fun

[arctic iron]

FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDDDD

[amber cliff]

cash

[arctic iron]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[covert shore]

I hate how it updates in chunks cos I thought I was boutta chalk

[turbid finch]

Extra time gon happen too

[turbid venture]

rajkovic

[young adder]

Look at the commentary

[arctic iron]

Yeah Pre Chalked