⚽┃soccer

[fresh moon]

The fact that keepers get low passes against Getafe makes me more pissed

[terse bluff]

Just put this goalie as their striker

[fresh moon]

wtf

[glad plover]

vini shows up one game then disappears for 5

[noble pendant]

Dean lowkey chalked😂

[meager mural]

Last 7$

Is this chalked

[terse bluff]

Yep

[glad plover]

i wonder if vini is gonna shoot today

[terse bluff]

Then scores and does 5 celebrations

[fresh moon]

Twin why you passing to much shoot the keeper bro lmao

[terse bluff]

Goalie is legit their playmaker

[fresh moon]

Elche are so awful

[halcyon sky]

how about 0? never touching him again

[rough basin]

Yea city gave up

[glad plover]

VINIIIII

[fresh moon]

Elche goalkeeper it’s their pedri

[glad plover]

I LIEDDDD

[terse bluff]

33 passes omg 💀

[glad plover]

VINIIIII

I LIEDD

VINIII

[shrewd sapphire]

2-0 vardrid

[terse bluff]

Valverde okay bruv

[rough basin]

Valverde goal

[outer cloak]

2-0

[terse bluff]

Beauty it was can’t lie

[shrewd sapphire]

Pajaro

[meager mural]

Goalllll

Hala madridddddd

[fresh moon]

Valverde it’s amazing bro

[sullen garnet]

fedeeee

[analog shoal]

🦅🦅

[sullen garnet]

the goat

[glad plover]

valverde again 😂😂😂

[terse bluff]

Valverde > Vini at pretty much anything including scoring

[meager mural]

Gollllllll

[rough basin]

Let them keep passing back see if they can win a game like that 🤣

[sleek linden]

crazy how madrid have been playing so much better without that one "Person"

[ebon field]

i knew to take valverde

[fresh moon]

Valverde it’s a great player

[glad plover]

this mf vini sucks

[worldly sparrow]

Wasn’t this keeper ga 1.5?

[ebon field]

maneeee

[terse bluff]

Yeppp 😂😂🤣

[halcyon sky]

it was indeed

[earnest burrow]

Fedeeeee

[ebon field]

Vini was the setup

[molten fractal]

Vini 0 shots

[terse bluff]

Bro just the fact that he was in PSG for ages and the year he leaves they win the CL😂

[meager mural]

Goalllll

Let’s go

[sleek linden]

fr that's what im saying

[fresh moon]

Elche think that passing the ball that makes them scored f king pendejos

[sleek linden]

with mbappe valverde never shots the ball

[meager mural]

Your right

[silver socket]

Definition of free

[terse bluff]

Bro this wasn’t even a joke. He has more passes than 3 of their midfielders

[cobalt dust]

My dumba took courtoise for 2 saves . Bru

[versed cypress]

Fede in his prime

[cobalt dust]

They not even shooting

[fresh moon]

Elche it’s making me cry

😂😂

[meager mural]

We winning ucl

[shadow solar]

soccer so chalk bro

[terse bluff]

Yeahhhh even Madrid players are casually passing to Eclhe goalie

[cobalt dust]

Like no way that haven’t even had a on shot target let wth

[honest flume]

he might get it next half

[meager mural]

How much he got

Now

[terse bluff]

35 💀💀

[meager mural]

wtf

[shadow solar]

30+

[terse bluff]

36*

[meager mural]

🤣

[cobalt dust]

We pray🥲

[terse bluff]

Yeah it’s done

[versed cypress]

They play keeper sweeper a lot

[meager mural]

Bro not dean has that

[shadow solar]

loook

[terse bluff]

Nobody has that many passes

[shadow solar]

bruh

[ebon field]

3rd goal will be one of these

[shadow solar]

😂

[terse bluff]

He’s legit the most player with passes

[versed cypress]

hes at 40

[meager mural]

40 now

💀

[terse bluff]

Diabolical

[versed cypress]

he’s gonna end with like at least 45 this half

[fresh moon]

wtf hahaha

[shadow solar]

yuppp then ggs

[terse bluff]

And they added 6 minutes..great another 5+ for the goalie

[rough basin]

This is probably worse then watching Arsenal or getafe

[versed cypress]

especially if Madrid keeps shooting off target he’s gonna get passing opportunities

[shadow solar]

i tailed and got my insides destroyed

[fresh moon]

That’s funny twin

Like it’s crazy bro that they pass it to him and they DONT EVEN SHOOT TO COURTOUIS WTF

😂😂😂🤡

[terse bluff]

Courtois at 19, sigh… 27.5 was easy just useless now with Elche goalie going for the world record

[meager mural]

Yo end the game

Ngl

[shadow solar]

wanna die right abouttt now

[sleek linden]

Atlanta 2-0

[lethal elk]

Elcheeee

[chilly coral]

Lfgggg

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-major-league-soccer-fist-pump-let's-go-alexey-miranchuk-gif-15547320842255190867

[shadow solar]

i put vini for 3 shots he’s at 0

[sleek linden]

i know someone had that demon play

[meager mural]

He’s getting subbed to

[terse bluff]

Same I took 2.5

[vague stone]

Goalie overly chalked great

[shadow solar]

booty bro fr

[tawdry moth]

That elche goalie is pissing me off

[versed cypress]

We finally seeing a dub

[meager mural]

To rest are players

[terse bluff]

He had 0 last game and then got 4 in the last 30 min but that ain’t happening today

[finite dock]

Goalie going crazy on the Pa 💀

[chilly coral]

facts bro 😭🙏🏾 we needed this

[fresh moon]

Elche bro shoot twin

[still kelp]

Accidentally put over. 💀💀💀

[versed cypress]

Hopefully, we can keep this up

[shadow solar]

bro imagine they sub goalie 😭😭🤞🏼

[terse bluff]

39 passes kill me now

[meager mural]

He’s getting subbed to rest him for city

[fresh moon]

Banger twin

[vague stone]

Goalie got the most pa on the team like what

[versed cypress]

so we can face a easy team in the playoffs for the first couple rounds

[shadow solar]

let’s hope goalie gets subbed 😂😂😂

[low monolith]

elche had 60% poss in first 30 mins. i dun understand. is madrid a small team?

[shut flower]

😭😭17 passes as a striker at f halftime bro

[terse bluff]

Sub the goalie too let him rest he’s 38, there are more important games for Elche

[fresh moon]

Elche are so awful

I’m done

[shut flower]

Who tf he think he is bro

he a f striker

weirdo

[fresh moon]

😂😂😂

[frank bear]

ATLANTAA

[shadow solar]

fuhhhhhh

[tawdry moth]

Real will hold the ball 2nd half

[fresh moon]

Twin the fact they passing to many to him and they even SHOOT BRO

🤡🤡☝🏽

[glad plover]

vini came to dance today like a dumbass and just dribble once again, and complain

[lethal elk]

they wont

they stink

[tardy sluice]

Maybe cooked

[meager mural]

Where already through to the ucl

And Barca 1-1😂

[noble pendant]

Gg’s Madrid sucks😂😂

[cosmic mantle]

Maybe 40/60

[terse bluff]

45 touches in one half for a goalie against Real Madrid away at Bernabéu when the game is vital for Madrid to win. Literally what

[meager mural]

Dean wasn’t getting that

Anways

[noble pendant]

Ehh if Madrid was able to hold ball he would’ve got that easily tbh

[terse bluff]

BRO what is this heat mapppppp

[tall steeple]

If you took Dituro under passes hang it up

[terse bluff]

Bros been in the midfield more than Bellingham in that el Classico

This is a black swan event I don’t believe anything else 😂

[normal oracle]

How tf this gk has 40 passes in first half?

[livid cradle]

Same thing I said

[dim mountain]

west ham winning dis game

merchhhhed

[terse bluff]

Look at these beautiful gentlemen, young, strong, ready to step in and defend against Real Madrid’s attackers 💪🙌

[normal oracle]

Haha fr

Imagine they actually go in

[red jetty]

Someone let me use their underxdog ref for 5$

Trying to do sets won

[terse bluff]

Vini needs to step in and injure the keeper 💀

[rigid hound]

Got you

[terse bluff]

Only way to make a difference on the game

[red jetty]

I think we both get 75 in bonussss

[red jetty]

I'm asking bc I need help with 5😭

I have 5 but it's 10 to play on Underxdog

Shii so stressful

[rigid hound]

Mine say 5$ Bonus

[red jetty]

Danmmmm

I'ma hyu

[hallow fern]

The keeper has the most passes in the team how bad can elche be dudes just pass back

[spiral nebula]

courtois isn’t getting two saves right

[meager mural]

I think that’s why they start there play

[lean thunder]

Is junior gonna get 1 sot

[meager mural]

Nope

[spiral nebula]

damn

[meager mural]

Maybe

If he try’s

[lean thunder]

At least one smh

[finite dock]

Sub that goalie 😂

[lethal elk]

?

[lethal elk]

u should know elche best possession wtf u doin

[cobalt dust]

Plssss shoot on courtoiseee for the love of godddd I need 2 saves plsss

[shut flower]

Any chance they sub out ludovic early in the second half???

F bs bro

[noble pendant]

Tbh it was a little risky slip I wanted to make lmao😂my other slip still in play I’ll make it bacc😂

[sly schooner]

under or over ?

[spiral nebula]

if courtois gets two saves i’ll give everyone 5 dollars

[meager mural]

Valverde has 11 ga

Has a modfieod id crazy

Midfield

[finite dock]

Sub that goalie 😂😂

[cobalt dust]

We chalkinkkk bru and he my last leg fml

[spiral nebula]

same boat

pray bro pray

[cobalt dust]

I’m praying🥲

[terse bluff]

Brahim brahim

[ashen hull]

I need juve to hold the ball

Cmon

What’s up with these Italian teams letting go the gas

Ohh yeah ggs

[normal flower]

I hate haaland i don’t want anymore
He is never 7 games no shot more

[terse bluff]

Vini 1 shot

Bruh he could haven taken the 2nd one right away but ofc he wanted to dive for a pen instead 🤦‍♂️

[glad plover]

wtf is vini doing bro

shoot it on target bozo damn

[cobalt dust]

Bro these guys suck . They be missing passes when they start getting close to goal🥲

[spiral nebula]

starting to lose hope

[lean thunder]

This about to pmo

[terse bluff]

Bro I have a feeling Elche goalie will have under 58.5 which was the first line but over 50.5 which is what I took 😭

[cobalt dust]

There absolutely terrible

Making me mad a f

[terse bluff]

I just can’t trust all my players will actually start a day in advance

[finite dock]

He had 39 first half 💀😭

[terse bluff]

Well he only got 2 more now they aren’t passing back as much now

But yeah prob still over 58

[shut flower]

Gg 19 passes , 2nd half just started

[shut flower]

f this bs

[crisp wind]

How much time onna clock?

[spiral nebula]

Son

[shut flower]

2 lays chalked by him

[terse bluff]

Vini about to get subbed..

[cobalt dust]

This is is giving me cancer watching them keep missing close to the box

[lean thunder]

Don’t say that lol

[terse bluff]

Yep he’s out 😭

This guy man

[coral panther]

Frfr ???

[cobalt dust]

Lmaoo

Chalk everything bru

[terse bluff]

Yeah that subbed Vini and Valverde and Tchoumani

[spiral nebula]

sub out every madrid player to give the other team a chance son

[lethal elk]

BANGGG VINI JR UNDER

free af

[terse bluff]

Now watch the goalie actually not have 50 passes and Vini will be the only sell

[terse bluff]

Honestly now without Mbappe Vini always gets very few passes cuz he plays almost like a striker

So yeah smart to take under

[lethal elk]

that not the read

its cuz elche press

And vini gotta sub for ucl

Lmao

[terse bluff]

That too ye

[rough basin]

Dean staying in game

[bitter citrus]

Courtois goalie saves is chalked

Other team is terrible

💀

[cobalt dust]

Rudiger out🥲🥲 les go

All we need is 2🙏

[spiral nebula]

courtois injury here we go

[bitter citrus]

He got hurt?

[spiral nebula]

nah we good

[lethal elk]

6 subs??

[dim mountain]

they attacking now

[normal flower]

Ahhh

Haaland thx u 1 more shots

[shrewd sapphire]

Vardrid 3-0

[sullen garnet]

we are so back

[dapper herald]

Dean hiilsen first goal

[ebon field]

setup

[terse bluff]

wtf 💀

[plucky burrow]

🔥

[frank bear]

Dean Huijsen

[terse bluff]

Another new rule creates for Madrid 😭

[worldly sparrow]

Ucl upcoming

[lethal elk]

Literally

[sullen garnet]

fr?

[lethal elk]

Etf r we doing

[lethal elk]

6 subs bro

[sullen garnet]

i swear dean has scored before no way lol

[worldly sparrow]

Ye

[dapper herald]

Yessssir

[lethal elk]

@versed cypress

[worldly sparrow]

It’s 2-0

[sullen garnet]

dean scored last time against elche

[worldly sparrow]

Now 3-0

[lethal elk]

5 max

[terse bluff]

Bro only 5 are allowed 😂

[sullen garnet]

the 2-2

[lethal elk]

subs

[halcyon osprey]

Dose this have a chance 😅

[worldly sparrow]

No need for em to play

[dapper herald]

No

[next stream]

he’s a sc4mmer btw

[lethal elk]

u not getting what im sayin nvm

[daring kindle]

Was tourney

[worldly sparrow]

I am

[thin topaz]

bremer sucks bro

[worldly sparrow]

FotMob prolly trippin

Ain’t no way

[thin topaz]

bremer actually sucks

[meager mural]

Dean

Goal

[terse bluff]

Bro

[thin topaz]

bremer sucks

[meager mural]

Holy

[dapper herald]

Oh ya

[worldly sparrow]

Either that or sum1 got injured and FotMob not showing it

[terse bluff]

Imagine they see it afterwards and give them 0:3 loss 😂

[lethal elk]

im sayin

wtf

[sullen garnet]

this the 2nd i think

dean owns elche

[worldly sparrow]

I own Madrid

[lethal elk]

bremar banned

[shrewd sapphire]

Yea an Elche player was subbed with an injury

[lethal elk]

cant pass then mfs

[sullen garnet]

madrid has the 2nd strings out there 😭

[worldly sparrow]

Talking for Madrid

Says they made 6 subs

[shrewd sapphire]

Yea they did 6

[subtle terrace]

Cooked

[silver socket]

Man City ML chalk asf 🤣

[worldly sparrow]

U only allowed 5

[lethal elk]

its not allowed

[mild girder]

Haaland shot in target and let him save it pleaseeeeee

[sullen garnet]

madrid been nice lately

[lethal elk]

5 subs max

[lethal elk]

6????

[terse bluff]

After today:
OFFICIAL: La Liga moves to install a new rule of allowing teams to make 6 substitutions instead of 5

[meager mural]

Fr

Ucl 16th

[lethal elk]

When tf

[terse bluff]

It’s a joke.

[shrewd sapphire]

Shiiiiii bull

[sullen garnet]

yall sure it’s 5?

[thin topaz]

bremer sucks

[terse bluff]

Yes

[lethal elk]

u cant read or

[lethal elk]

literally

[terse bluff]

Every league has 5

[cobalt dust]

Never again this team IS GARBAGEEEEEE ELCHEEEE SUCKS

they DONT EVEN HAVE A SHOT ON TARGET

BUMS

[sullen garnet]

it’s not santander anymore maybe the rules were changed

[terse bluff]

It happened after the World Cup 2022 cuz it was 3 before

[lethal elk]

ye after covid happened it wa s3 max

[cobalt dust]

Getting paid THOUSANDS TO not EVEN have SHOTS ON TARGET

[lethal elk]

was 3

[meager mural]

Wait what happened

???

[cobalt dust]

Straight trash

[sullen garnet]

madrid made 6 subs

[thin topaz]

bremer sucks

[spiral nebula]

ggs

[smoky hearth]

Yall am I trippin? Says online that he has 8

[worldly sparrow]

Everything and nothing

[frank bear]

Stop capping blud

[lusty wing]

Is haaland staying under shots

[worldly sparrow]

Games been over they not changing it Ggs

[granite fulcrum]

He better not

[lethal elk]

they wont change play regardless

[cobalt dust]

Never seen a game were these M.Fs don’t have a shot on target

[terse bluff]

Bro it’s a joke 😭 A joke that after Madrid does something that’s not allowed it becomes a new legal rule

[frank bear]

La Liga only allows a 6th substitution for a concussion

😭

This been known

[smoky hearth]

I’m so fkd

[worldly sparrow]

Yes u r

[smoky hearth]

Crazy

[meager mural]

wtf

[terse bluff]

Bro what I never heard of this

[meager mural]

It’s 5 max

[lethal elk]

hell no thats fake

[terse bluff]

That’s not “been known” 😂

[worldly sparrow]

There’s always a second chance so stand up and try again tmmr

[sullen garnet]

madrid prolly just gonna get fined relax

[terse bluff]

Bro just made up a rule here today

[sullen garnet]

ur acting like the 6th is mbappe or sum it’s academy players

[frank bear]

Exactly

💀

[terse bluff]

No it’s just funny

[worldly sparrow]

Close enough doh

[meager mural]

We Winning 3 zero who cares

[daring kindle]

Ppl hate to see youngsters get in

[terse bluff]

Idc ofc cuz they already won the game just funny how it happened

[sullen garnet]

they’ll just get fined or smt

[frank bear]

It used to be three substitutions back in the day before covid

[sullen garnet]

refs might’ve just not realized

[vague stone]

Sorry team just spamming passes to the goalie man I’m gone

[still kelp]

Dean might go over

[frank bear]

Before FIFA changed it

[terse bluff]

They won’t don’t worry it’s Real 😌

[daring kindle]

Wait did camavinga get subbed

[finite dock]

How much pa that goalie got

[smoky hearth]

Real fam❤️

[daring kindle]

48

[thin topaz]

bremer chalk

[cobalt dust]

Games over elche sucks co. Ck

[daring kindle]

Hopefully he cashes under regular line

[finite dock]

If he do tag me

[vague stone]

Chalk it

[ashen hull]

Hate these mf Italian teams, they up by 1 goal and can’t hold possession, if I was coach I would be screaming

[frank bear]

Lmfao

[daring kindle]

Gotchu

[meager mural]

Dayum so much youngsters

In rn

[terse bluff]

I also love how you said it but didn’t bother to see that the players who got subbed walked normally out of the field with no concussion 😂 People just love saying stuff

[sly schooner]

how Madrid get 6 subs ?

[fair walrus]

Am I cooked

[meager mural]

Academy players

[hearty adder]

Chalk?😔

[terse bluff]

I think it’ll work actually

58.5 is the best one

[pearl swan]

calm little training sesh for madrid

[frank bear]

Concussion protocol

[frank bear]

🤷🏾‍♂️

[daring kindle]

I took the regular line under it’s gonna be a sweat

[lethal elk]

cb split*

[halcyon sky]

why they bumping allester

[terse bluff]

Bro nobody had concussion what are you saying 💀

[noble pendant]

Might be cooked lmao😂😂

[daring kindle]

Not a concussion but I think both players were bleeding

[terse bluff]

Brahim and the other guy were okay and not inured when they got subbed

[lethal elk]

i had his over

[halcyon osprey]

Dam jsut went up to 51

[pearl swan]

bro can’t read

[finite dock]

51 yeah it’s over

[noble pendant]

Same line?

[mild girder]

PENN CITYYYYYY

[lethal elk]

50.5

[daring kindle]

116

[vague stone]

Team so garbage bro

[frank bear]

And? Once a 6th sub is made for "concussion" the other team gets one too

[daring kindle]

Dam he got bumped down that much?

[vague stone]

How the goalie got the most passes on the team

[craggy stratus]

how much time till game end

[daring kindle]

10 min and added time

[meager mural]

Need a accent player to score rn

[noble pendant]

That should be cash lmao, original line might chalk too💀

[daring kindle]

Bro Madrid need to hold possession

[vague stone]

Shoulda been no reason he had 39 pa first half

Just bs

[terse bluff]

So tell me does this mean “if a player gets a concussion and a team already made 5 substitutions then they’re allowed to make the 6th”?

[craggy stratus]

facts

[frank bear]

Yep per La Liga rules

[terse bluff]

Okay

[daring kindle]

Madrid cmon bruh yall already up 3-0 jus pass in the back

[dim mountain]

haaland goal

[terse bluff]

Nobody had a concussion so tell me why the 6th sub was made

[dim mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/heheheheheheha-gif-12671258225278515125

[daring kindle]

Legit elche was just spamming passes

[fresh moon]

Elche keepers has more passes than Rodri at city

🤡🤡🤡🤡

This sh 1 t is awful bro that keeper won’t eve get that many passes on his life

No cap

[vague stone]

Ridiculous

[terse bluff]

Bro he had 70 the other game 😭

SEVENTY

[fresh moon]

Villareal twin we all thought with Madrid was different…

This is depressing

[daring kindle]

He’s at 53 just stay under original line gang💔

[terse bluff]

Yeah I know

[frank bear]

I need to see each pass these keepers be making

[terse bluff]

You just said never so I thought you said in general

[frank bear]

Cuz no way

[daring kindle]

He’s been launching it and praying

[fresh moon]

He’s their main player

Playmaker

[daring kindle]

Or just back and forth passes

[fresh moon]

😂😂🤡😂😂☝🏽

[terse bluff]

@frank bear

[frank bear]

Probably

[terse bluff]

I just wanna know where I’m wrong bro

[lean thunder]

Junior still in?

[terse bluff]

About subs 😂

Still curious

[vague stone]

39 first half blew ts its fried now

[frank bear]

Idk they deemed it to be a head injury of some sort

[frank bear]

Playmaker from the goal?

😭

[daring kindle]

We all cashing champions league tho so free

[rough basin]

@halcyon sky cash

[meager mural]

We

[frank bear]

Yes WE

[halcyon sky]

https://tenor.com/view/weekend-party-champagne-gif-18280013

[tall steeple]

Why'd you under lol

[meager mural]

Victor sold families bro

Victor groceries

[terse bluff]

Let’s just say that nobody saw it and that’s it, a mistake

[meager mural]

Hate him

[daring kindle]

Cus it’s Madrid

[frank bear]

Ight word up

[fresh moon]

Lmaoooo

[vague stone]

It literally woulda hit if they didn’t spam first half

[tall steeple]

Elche a possession based team tho

[fresh moon]

How

[icy sand]

Ight

[tall steeple]

Wym how they got more possession than Madrid rn 😂

[fresh moon]

It doesn’t matter how much you passes the f king ball and you can’t shoot twin?

[vague stone]

Goalie with 39 passes first half vs Madrid like be fr

[fresh moon]

🤡🤡☝🏽

[icy parrot]

Gone head and cash me

[daring kindle]

Bc Madrid dominating other games elche sucks at possession

[fresh moon]

I prefer scoring

[terse bluff]

Okay then why last game at Elche the goalie had 43

[meager mural]

Last slip if I lose ima just for ucl

[tawdry moth]

3-0 behind and still passing the ball behind is diabolical

[terse bluff]

It’s just a black swan situation

[ashen hull]

Rudy Camacho under ?

[tall steeple]

They're #3 for possession in the league 💀

[meager mural]

I was looking at that too

[terse bluff]

Nobody would ever tell me that before the game they were expecting Elche goalie to have 60 passes at Bernabéu

[meager mural]

Does he even start

[ashen hull]

Lowkey

He is

[daring kindle]

BECAUSE THEY GET DOGGED ON

[tall steeple]

Still a possession team 😆

Should've seen them in the 2nd division lmao

[shrewd sapphire]

Elche goal

[vague stone]

He’s literally just rage baiting

[icy parrot]

Fr tho 😂

[meager mural]

I was gonna go over but nasville will probably win by alot so under

[lethal hatch]

Forgot we were playin tdy 3-0 Vamoss

3-1

[shrewd sapphire]

😭😭

[meager mural]

Own goal

[tall steeple]

They were dropping 100+ bombs weekly

[sullen garnet]

aww

[meager mural]

Bro you just cursed us

😂😂

[lethal hatch]

Who ahhh scored on our side manee

[halcyon osprey]

Dituro 54 fukk

[lethal elk]

58.5 to 50.5 yes

[meager mural]

You just cursed are team

[sullen garnet]

we have straight bench in lmao

[fickle pulsar]

Guler

[frank bear]

OWN GOAL

[terse bluff]

Bro wtf Elche did 6 subs too 😂

[frank bear]

LOL

[shrewd sapphire]

Academy player

[lethal hatch]

I said 3-0 then @shrewd sapphire said elche goal lol

[lethal elk]

cuz elche possesiion r good

[lethal elk]

idk

[spiral nebula]

deadass?

[shrewd sapphire]

LMFAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[spiral nebula]

😭

[sullen garnet]

whole team is just academy players out there rn

[sterile drift]

Wow

[lethal hatch]

Not me blame em

[sterile drift]

Own goal wtf

[frank bear]

Yeah 3-1

[meager mural]

Guler bro how

[blazing acorn]

Smh hall

[lethal hatch]

It was guler???

ALR TAKE HIM OUT

[meager mural]

He just got in

[tired harness]

Madrid

[craggy stratus]

who

[meager mural]

Arda

[shrewd sapphire]

Guler

[meager mural]

58 min nvm

[lusty wing]

Sears over shots

[halcyon osprey]

It’s cooked how tf they only at 85 mf been playing since one 😂😅

[fresh moon]

Keeper stay under twin

[meager mural]

It’s just acdemy players in

[fresh moon]

🤡🤡🤡

[dim mountain]

its only +4 or +10 extra time?

for man game

[fresh moon]

Depend

I t will be 3/4 for Madrid

[lethal hatch]

It says manuel instead not guler

[dim mountain]

real say +4

[frank bear]

+4

[dim mountain]

talmmat man city gane

[frank bear]

Assna winning the league

[daring kindle]

Keeper 55

[oak star]

Vvd over passes or what

[frank bear]

City has dropped points again

😭😭

[noble pendant]

City so buns how tf they tied to west ham😂😂😂

[lethal hatch]

Federico scored again wtff

[frank bear]

Lmfao

[meager mural]

Banger

[daring kindle]

56 now

[meager mural]

It was angel who scored

[lethal hatch]

Frl?

[meager mural]

Og

[frank bear]

That banger before halftime?

Yes

[meager mural]

Yes

[halcyon osprey]

Dituro wtf man

To much fukinnn time

[lethal hatch]

Mane i was so tired my ahhhhh was asleep got another 12 more hours

[meager mural]

Rudiger scored too

[meager mural]

Rudiger

[shrewd sapphire]

4-1 vardrid

[lethal hatch]

Saw the board

[meager mural]

Goallllllll

[lethal hatch]

WHO SCOREDD

[meager mural]

Goallllll

Goallllll

[sleek linden]

wow

[lethal hatch]

WHOOOO

[sleek linden]

what a goal

[shrewd sapphire]

Now guler scored

[languid folio]

Cash Camara

[meager mural]

Half court

[shrewd sapphire]

😭😭😭😭

[sleek linden]

arda

[meager mural]

Wtfffff

[sullen garnet]

give us the champions league

[finite dock]

End it now

[sullen garnet]

we are so back

[lethal hatch]

ARDAAAAAA GULERRRRRRRRR

[meager mural]

Give us the ucl

[plucky burrow]

wtf😭

[meager mural]

16th

Give it

wtf half court

[sullen garnet]

10 players out and we won 4-1 yea we tuff

[granite fulcrum]

Only if valverde didn’t sub

[frank bear]

GULER MADE UP FOR IT

LOL

[shrewd sapphire]

LMFAOOOOOO

[meager mural]

This is better then bams 83 points 😂😂😂

[lethal hatch]

ARDA GULERRRR

[sullen garnet]

that game was just free throws it sucks anyway

[lethal hatch]

Mane fuhhh imma go back to sleep

[sullen garnet]

WAIT WTF

wtf was that goal 😭

[sleek linden]

Madrid need to sell mbappe

[frank bear]

His apology for scoring against his team

[sullen garnet]

yea ok bro 😂

[lethal hatch]

Mane movee outra here

[meager mural]

Banger

Guler

[sleek linden]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-cat-cat-edit-weird-cat-gif-7831841012128567990

[lethal hatch]

Talk abt sells mbappe 😭

[ashen hull]

Madrid playing better without Mbappe and belligoal

[grim veldt]

100%

[frank bear]

Guler scores a goal at both ends

[sullen garnet]

half the team is out just shut up

[frank bear]

Within 5 mins

[sleek linden]

mbappe slows down this team fr

[frank bear]

Lmfao

[meager mural]

Plus 5 minutes

[vague stone]

Ggs

[meager mural]

Yeah just end it

[lethal hatch]

U sure?

[sullen garnet]

u guys just love to hate there is 10 players out hate on anyone else

[shrewd sapphire]

City dropped points chat

[ashen hull]

What you on about

[shrewd sapphire]

💀💀💀💀💀

[frank bear]

Did y'all see Guehi miss

[fair walrus]

Bro finish the game man

[frank bear]

LMFAO

[meager mural]

No way

[lethal hatch]

Cuz them stats says otherwise bro

[lethal elk]

MAN CITY LMAOOOO

[frank bear]

LOL GUEHI

[shrewd sapphire]

Yes way

[lethal elk]

STRUGGLING VS BUM TEAM

[frank bear]

glad City got him

[sleek linden]

yall are just mbappe riders 😂 💀

[terse bluff]

Damn this might really happen, he’s at 57 rn

[sullen garnet]

barca fans salty

[frank bear]

Assna wins the league now

For sure

[lethal hatch]

Ur a barca fan right?

[shrewd sapphire]

Yea now they will

[sleek linden]

and so what?

[frank bear]

Even if City beat Arsenal its ova

[cobalt dust]

These guys suck bru can’t believe bro didn’t get any saves

[lethal hatch]

Don't yall ride dr lamal all the time

[wary root]

Y

[meager mural]

Asnal wins the league

Then

[shrewd sapphire]

At that point give them the fa cup already 🤣🤣🤣

[lethal goblet]

ARDA GULLER IS A DAWG 😂

[sleek linden]

who said anything about yamal 😂

[ashen hull]

Nah we admire lamine bro it’s different

[lethal goblet]

Goalie is a headass too

[fresh moon]

Keeper under ??

[fair walrus]

Should’ve took passes

[terse bluff]

Damn city choked

Wow this prime fifa irl

[lethal hatch]

Mf said we dr mbappe like yall mfs dont dr lamal💀 im so dead

[meager mural]

E que fue sucks

[spiral nebula]

lmao not even one

[cobalt dust]

I messed up bru I should’ve just picked someone else entirely. But I fr thought he had that

[normal flower]

Thank you haaland 4 shots and cash me 6 mans 🔥😎

[lethal elk]

wtf

[sullen garnet]

that arda goal was nice woww

[lethal elk]

1 shot???

[sleek linden]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-me-in-math-gif-13295961694317009105

[lethal elk]

WHOLE TIME WEST HAM HAVE 1 SHOT?

[cobalt dust]

Just absolutely terrible

[empty agate]

✅✅✅

[lethal hatch]

Wait how tf did city tie westham

🤦‍♂️

[sullen garnet]

locked up by hall for 90 mins scores a scrappy pen and gets glazed

[fresh moon]

Keeper stay under twin

[meager mural]

Courtios save

[tardy sluice]

Hurt my heart man

[plucky burrow]

Save

[shrewd sapphire]

RELEGATED CITY RN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sullen garnet]

everyone getting a piece of city

[sleek linden]

Lowkey want West ham to save up

[empty agate]

Total shots “1” ☠️☠️☠️

[frank bear]

COURTOIS FIRST SAVE

[halcyon osprey]

How much time added in madgrid game

[frank bear]

Nasty work

[shrewd sapphire]

YEP LMFAOOOOOO

[sleek linden]

And for Forest to go down

[frank bear]

😭

[shrewd sapphire]

Ong like how????

💀💀💀

[empty agate]

Who’s da lucky dude that got a shot in

[frank bear]

Only shot one goal

[terse bluff]

Bro Elche goalie 57 passes whoever has 58.5 is sweating hard rn 😂

[frank bear]

LMFAO

[shrewd sapphire]

Mavopanos

[daring kindle]

Games over don’t worry

[lethal hatch]

Guler scored from mid field 😭😭😭🫡

[vague stone]

CASHHHHHHHH

[noble pendant]

Bang cash Elche keeper under lmao

[terse bluff]

That’s crazy how close it always gets

[halcyon osprey]

I am

[meager mural]

Let’s gooo

[sleek linden]

he just got another pass

[meager mural]

4-1 game

[daring kindle]

BANG CASH ORIGINAL LINE UNDER

[terse bluff]

58 wow

[daring kindle]

By 1 lol

[terse bluff]

So damn close

So I was right 58.5 worked but my 50.5 no 😭

[daring kindle]

Why u praying on my downfall💔

[halcyon osprey]

LFG !!!

[noble pendant]

Sweat

[terse bluff]

No no the opposite I was hoping whoever took the first one won haha

[lethal hatch]

Nahhh i gotta watch sm highlights wtf was that goal guler

🫡🫡

[lethal elk]

W

[daring kindle]

Wonder goal

[pearl swan]

https://tenor.com/view/haramball-gif-5608189640430701599

[cobalt dust]

Bro got 1 save at the end just to tease us I can’t bru

[spiral nebula]

@cobalt dust bra we’re not serious he only got one 😭😭

[terse bluff]

Wdym 3.8, this guy was controlling their whole game give him 7

[cobalt dust]

Ima get a heart attack

[lethal hatch]

Bro skyed it i thought he was clearing it😭

[noble pendant]

Yeah the other slip was just for fun bro😂😭

[shrewd sapphire]

Haramball fc

[lethal elk]

Gg

[broken stag]

Holy

[cobalt dust]

I swear ima have a panic attack rn bru🥲🥲 that was so dumb

[daring kindle]

As a Madrid fan we better not start comparing guler to someone of the likes of Vitinha jus cus of that goal

[fresh moon]

CHATTTTTTTT

[daring kindle]

It’s a wonder goal

[fresh moon]

BANGERRRR CHATTTTT @terse bluff

[vague stone]

.5 worked in our favor lovely

[fresh moon]

😂😂F U K ELCHE KEEPER

[spiral nebula]

was the one save even necessary

[vague stone]

On bro 😂😂

[terse bluff]

Deserved, for being brave and taking the line early

[daring kindle]

Fr legit all of his passes were just him clearing the ball

[fresh moon]

LETS GOOOO

[fresh moon]

Bro fosho

[vague stone]

Good cash chat yessir

[terse bluff]

Not really bro they were just always passing to him for no reason

Bro when they conceded they started the kick off by passing to HIM

[daring kindle]

Both

Everytime they felt pressure they always jus passes back and hoped he was there

[shrewd sapphire]

Not the admin doing this shiiii😭😭

[lethal hatch]

Huijsen scored tooo alright im buying a subscription from whatever app that streams football games

[lusty wing]

JT RA IVER

[terse bluff]

Get ready to buy 3 different subscriptions 😂

[lethal hatch]

Fuhhhhh

[terse bluff]

I wish there was one that only showed football games and nothing else

[lethal hatch]

Fym 3 subscription 😭

[terse bluff]

Like bro I get ESPN only to watch La Liga and not some random golf tourney

[lethal hatch]

Shiiii atp I'll just use the site then

3 is madd

2 i would've done

[terse bluff]

Yeah I have ESPN and Paramount but none of them show Premier League

[terse bluff]

ESPN show La Liga and Bundesliga
Paramount - Seria A and champions league

[meager mural]

YouTube got it

Rn

ESPN

[terse bluff]

Premier League idk honestly all the ones I wanted are hella expensive cuz they have 100 other useless channels

[lethal hatch]

Nahhh sling over here having 45.99/ month wtfff am i watching worldcup?

[terse bluff]

Ikr

They have so many useless channels that’s why

[lethal hatch]

I can use that 46 n place a slip to make more back tf😭😭

[meager mural]

Last 7$ please zaha

[astral wren]

😘

[terse bluff]

ESPN is 12.99 for La Liga and Bundesliga

[rough basin]

Should of known he got bumped under

[meager mural]

I’m not tryna deposit

Last 7

[lethal hatch]

We see tatum ths main scorer or wha👀

[meager mural]

I don’t watch that trash sport

But is Jaylen assist good

[lethal hatch]

Dyson messed me up

[lethal hatch]

Ion blame u😭🤣

[meager mural]

Is that a good slip

Tho

[terse bluff]

Bro I sometimes turn it on and I swear I watch more Doritos adds than the players actually playing the sport

It’s so unbearable

[lethal hatch]

Confident abt all buh banchero

[meager mural]

Ik it’s crazy

[terse bluff]

American spots are 30% about sport and 70% about advertisements

[lethal hatch]

Rs

[meager mural]

That’s how they get money

Only good sport is soccer

[prisma wing]

A reboot but still got cashed 🔥

[terse bluff]

Bro I saw this stat somewhere. In American football the ball is in actual play for 6-10 minutes and the game lasts for 2-3 hours 💀💀💀

[lethal hatch]

Like how tf i turn on a basketball game 5 mins left n a taco bell ad shows like wtf

Just finish showing the 5 mins

[rough basin]

I’m putting my last 5

[rancid obsidian]

Cool

[rough basin]

I’m sweating @meager mural with you 😂

[lethal hatch]

Ohh hn even tho i played the sports it ain't fun to watch no more

[split iron]

yo city actually drew

gg arsenal wins the league

[meager mural]

Yes bro

I withdrawl 50

[meager mural]

How much u got left

[lethal hatch]

Woulda made 273 buh Dyson decided not play make em 2pt shot

[normal flower]

W dnp lol 😂 wtf 86 pass

[split iron]

american sports in general

[meager mural]

Bro Viktor from Arsenal sold me 50$

Or more

[split iron]

everything is an opportunity to make money

i cant watch and nba or nfl game without getting bombarded with ads

so i dont watch them at all

[meager mural]

There only good to watch if you have him on slip

Or something

[split iron]

exactly

[terse bluff]

There is one way to get rid of adds and that is paying more for a better league pass but either way you’re gonna be watching goofy timeout shows anyways

[terse bluff]

Yep

Or if it’s like a final

[rough basin]

I put my last 5

[split iron]

nba and nfl fans will defend it with their lives as well

[terse bluff]

Yeahhhh

[split iron]

theyve been brainwashed into thinking its normal

i dare them to do the same bs to the world cup

[terse bluff]

I’m already pissed they’re adding the halftime show for the final

Cuz it will mean the break between 1st and 2nd half is gonna be more than 15 minutes which will make players a bit colder and loose than they’re used to during the break

They’re gonna have to warm up more

[ashen hull]

Put your grandmas retired money on this

[meager mural]

Last 7 for me

[split iron]

as long as every corner or break in play doesnt result in a split screen view with a burger king ad ill be ok

[meager mural]

Bro

Lms your slip

[terse bluff]

Fair yeah

Oh bro yeah those times when a player does free throws and the show Burger King ad in between

On a split screen

Actually demonic work

[split iron]

😂

[terse bluff]

Bro I didn’t even read the end of your sentence and we said the same thing 😭😭😭

[tight fractal]

OVER right???

[meager mural]

No why you copy me 💔

I’m chalk

[rough basin]

We chalking together

[meager mural]

But zaha please

🙏

[rough basin]

WE need a stinker from Miami today

Right @meager mural

[split iron]

yes WE

[rough basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[split iron]

as in ALL of US

https://tenor.com/view/we-the-people-article-i-amend-the-fight-for-america-the-american-people-definition-who-are-american-constitution-gif-20319006

[meager mural]

Yes

Bro

Please

[stable rain]

Holy clutch Bowen 😭

[split iron]

clutch for u is chalk for others

happiness for u is despair for someone else

you won money someone else lost

[molten tusk]

cash of doom and despair? 🥀

[split iron]

to be happy u must first understand sadness

to green u must know what it means to chalk

[dim mountain]

inter miami ML

[molten tusk]

real this is why we drink tonight in honor of the chalk 🙌🏾

[random dawn]

where can i track this

[normal flower]

🔥

Thx u haaland

[errant spire]

Shoutout to whoever I tailed ✊🏽‼️

[meager mural]

Brown

3

[rough basin]

Yup

[fleet needle]

To win

Anyone got a mls team

To win

Ml

ML

wanna drop 100 need a quick flip 🙏🏻

@me

[versed cypress]

Its live now

[meager mural]

Damn Camacho was a free over

[pearl walrus]

?

[meager mural]

I just know zaha will choke .5

Hope he doesn’t get subbed out tho

[lethal elk]

Messi dnp

[meager mural]

Wait fr

Yesss free zaha passes

[ashen hull]

Camacho nuking

[meager mural]

I should have done him

[fleet needle]

Anyone got a mls team to put money on help me out 😭🙏🏻

[meager mural]

Charlotte

Maybe

Put all your money on Cruz azul we’re the best

Rn

[buoyant folio]

messi dnp

[lethal elk]

what

[fleet needle]

I need a solid team because Monterrey sold for me yesterday :/

[meager mural]

Zaha

[meager mural]

Cruz azul

[meager mural]

Vs pumas

But if they lose I can’t control

Them 💀

Wait people had Felix under 💀😂

He had 9 shots

wtf

[lethal elk]

which felix

[meager mural]

Joao

[lethal elk]

9 shots is wild

[buoyant folio]

ggs

[lethal elk]

7 sot???

[cyan kraken]

?

[lethal elk]

pedro idk

[random dawn]

Rudy almost half cashed and it’s only 24 min

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-laughing-hahaha-lol-lmao-gif-5617661132329540926

[dark karma]

W night 😮‍💨

NBA next 🤬

[meager mural]

Yo is he chalk

There saying cause it’s a blowout

[rough basin]

If wizard don’t comeback he won’t play 4 quarter

[meager mural]

Wow

We cooked

Trash sport

[ashen hull]

Trae young cooked ?

[stray thicket]

Ooh no

[split iron]

how old is bro

[stray thicket]

Who

[split iron]

...

[stray thicket]

35

[meager mural]

Chalked

Last 7$

Ggs

[ocean ermine]

Cruz azul or pumas? Liga mx?

[random dawn]

bro WHY would you take the over? he’s playing a b team they would obviously have control on time of possession

[paper cape]

another banger

[split iron]

how is the payout this large?

wth?

and u flexxed it im confused

[heady narwhal]

Maybe his flex Friday boost

[stray thicket]

Hope he get sub 😂

[rough basin]

Cardio

[meager mural]

U think it’s

Cooked ?

[split iron]

it still doesnt make sense this larger than a 4x

[haughty adder]

How many passes did chalobah get today?

[lean thunder]

wtf Sam doing

[normal flower]

No Messi

[meager mural]

It’s flex Friday

[rough basin]

Need to go all out 3 quarter

[meager mural]

Fr

Bro

[meager mural]

It gets turned to a 3.5 then flex Friday I think

[rough basin]

Bro

[split iron]

im never missing an al nassr game again

joao felix is a baller

[meager mural]

It’s cause my goat wasn’t here

He takes all the shots

[terse bluff]

What’s another good pick for MLS besides Zaha passes

[daring kindle]

CASHHH

RED DEVIL GOAL HORMIGAAAA

[shrewd sapphire]

Chivas goal