#⚽┃soccer
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finally i get to live
Gulp
Cash Madueke 🔥
@sullen garnet been hiding since madrid stinks
@faint sierra
😭😭😭😭
no it’s called having a life 💔✌️
IRONIC
Man
nope
😂😂😂 ill see u in nba later u cant fool me
well yea i’m off work by then 💔
Chelsea Is soo bad LMAO
It’s over
you work?
Chelshit
😂😂😂😂😂
💔
CHELSHIT 😭😭
Trevoh pls sub
sadly
i love the namee
Mbappe work from home
YES CHELSHIT
what we do for work boss
Cuz it is
Leave the man alone 😂
chelshit
i ain’t tellin on no discord 😭
i giggled
😭😭😭
3 more
That’s a bit personal for discord 😂
this a brotherhood
Tht lewy under shots a was a lock to bro preciate the picks
lol you made bro leave chat
if somebody asked me, I wouldnt mind answering any personal questions ngl
simply built different
uhhhh can caisedo get 5 more passes or
Guys so like Kepa is totally going to get 2 saves in the last 10 minutes right
yamal keeps giving dime passes and ferran just missing point blank
Overtime
When I see Chelsea play I barf
horrid ref
Such a trash club
4 saves zamn
OT aint gonna help tf😂
one more uncle
the agenda u clowns have against my club is astounding
chelsea fans talk a lot but they suck
that’s gotta be a goal man
It’s an extra 30 minutes
Do you like my name twin
Palmer been waiting his whole life for this
More like need a Chelsea goal then overtime 😭😭
Needs to get in the England squad
sanchez cheeks
Hasn’t done shit all year
Fr?
Heggem 0 passes in ET
Chelsea trash
palmer shoulda js gave it to enzo
Because everyone in the back line wanna pass it around him
tell the difference.
Yamal can’t even hit his goblin
paramount commentator’s js yappin
bro put up 4 goalie saves in 2nd half
Zortea and the goalie are butt buddies
Bro ur club doesn’t not respect coin expect Enzo
They always yap nothing new 😭😭
so ur mad cuz ur chalk
cry more
blaming everything but urself
talking abt tiktok
💀💀💀
1 more
🤣🤣🤣
bro i need 3rd dude to lock in
Hell no
we move
Who tf is U
he gonna take your IP address
8 shots, one on target 😭😭
Oh your real ? Nvm
💀💀
😂😂
😂
Thought it was another bot 😂
moises you need 3 bro come on
Caicedo bout to chalk the world
Chelsea can't get a SOT 😭
brooooo
This cooked ?
Burnt
Easy
never a pen
One more
Sub Trevoh pls
Not a pen btw
chelsea 11 shots & only 1 SOT smfh
This man just hooked me 65 touches 31 pass attempts and at home stadium
Don’t ask for DMs here
Who winning
WILL HE GET ONE MORE??
Other team scored on Barca 😭😭
No one but Arsenal leading the tie
Chelsea is so trash
Nvm no goal for other team
Albacete goal chalked off
lol need a goal and bring on acheampong wtfff
You go Varca
Chalk it man
i feel u
i been a chalk boy lately 😞 now i’m a cash boy
Back 2 back loss days 😔
Yamal chalked
Why did I ever trust in this poverty ssa franchise
Almost 10 shots now and only one on target
took a hour nap buddy ain’t move chalk it
do it albacete 😭
Goal
who you rooting for?
THIS ALBACETE GOAL WILL COUNT
wait ur right
Yep it does
2-1 Barca
what am i doing they beat us
💀💀💀
Chelsea so trash
6 minutes added
offside
Yep
diff
THATS OFFSIDE
Shush
obviously
barca needed 7 starters to win 2-1 against albacete 😭
Is it really 😭😭
This cannot be real
noooo
will the Arsenal game gonto extra added time
did this hit i cant my prize picks wont let me login?
No Arsenal wins
Nope need Chelsea 1 goal
3-2
Who’s going to tell him lol
Yeah it hit dude
we rlly needed reece james this game
You can 💀💀
Chelsea sorry af
well obviously
Omg grown azz men can’t take 3 shots and a sorry azz arsenal ten 😭😭
Barcelona 1-3
Lamine shoot
Goal
Tiburon
Did what madrid couldn’t 😭✌️
Barca iced it
stop
madrid didn’t play 7 starters
How much added time ??
U lost
CASH YAMAL ASSIST
Wha??💀
BANNNNGG
✅❌?
why did u reply to them dawg
YAMAL ASSIST BANNNNGG
Chalk
yea u right they tweakin
Nvm offside 🤣🤣
barca won a game and madrid is on their minds
Off side
Offsides
Now
😂😂
GOAL
Yamal couldn’t get me 4 shots
FERRAN
Are you serious
Madrid needed all starters to be a second tier relegation team?
OMGGG
it ain’t offside
It’s off
Tiburon
all they needed was 2 more or just mbappe lmao
bruh
wtf
I LOVE YOU FERRAN
damn kepa chalked me
Offside btw
winning a game and madrid the first thing on ur mind get a life
don’t you dare
It is
WHATTT
It is
NOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣
☠️
You called it earlier. You jinxed
we get to knock them out fr this time
I already said offside 💀💀💀
chalk my life
Chelsea goal omg
loud & wrong
Why so mbappe could dive for penalties ?
Brutal
so original
im behind a bit
How much time added Arsenal game????
BAHAHAHAHAH
Literally on pace to break the record for most penalties in a season 🤣🤣✌️
When are you not
Chelsea making calls to mourinho rn 📞
About to end
praying albecete ties it rn for OT
😭😭
bra wtf is kepa on
that’s what’ll happen when u have some of the best dribblers itw as ur front 3💔
Blame Chelsea
Did u just say kepa?????
Human cetipede complete Arteta is on to phase 9
Kepa 2 saves
Kepa gettin revenge
Goal
Last min save
Arsenal
Kepa push
gg
Lmao
Blud really believes this🤣🤣
Ardenal goal
Kepa actually pushed
Game over havertz killed💀🤣🤣
End the game already bro🤣
did chalobah get 7 clearance?
Arsenal 1-0
KAI
STOP
Cash ✅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chelsea couldn't do anything 😂
Arteta on phase 9
REALLY??
and kai delivers the dagger
What is this
havertz 😂😂
Refs cheating lmfao
Kai Havertz
Gawd damn arsenal were at 90x a 10 dollar wouldve beeen 900
Yep 🤣🤣
Iced the game
just go watch the games idk what to tell u lmao, they also fast asf half the pen tackled you’ll see if mis-timed tackles
YESSS
Kai Havertz lighyears ahead of that donkey Gyok
BYE BYE CHELSEA
Groceries take notes 💀💀
you gotta be effing kidding me
Arsenal is actually good
smh
took arsenal at +1000
wow
Just cashed you lucky boy
welp gg
easy band
ARSENAL PLUS +1000
Lmaooooo Havertz pointing at Arsenal badge
LFG
Byeeee Chelsea🤣
Bro gives no fuhhhh about Chelsea💀💀
Beating Albacete aint for everyone
Classic Artetanyahu ball
dub u took it too
And yall not making top 4
coffee paid
🤣✌️
Sleep tight chelsea fans
ofc i knew ts was gonna happen
OMG FINALLY
Game over chat
arsenal advance
that last shot counted as a shot?
never again arsenal ML
Best dribblers🤣🤣
games not over
City better lock tf in for the final
??? ofc it did
it is now
there’s still 1 minute left
Game over
i love you arteta
i’m done
Beating Albacete aint for everyone
YUHHHH
Shiii ended
Fairs
Wow chalobah went under
so close to taking his passes bro
ARSENAL 🔥
ARSENALLLL FANSSS WERE UPPPPP
Gooners
arsenal are frauds
I HATE CHELSEA LETS GO ARSENAL
CHELSEA IS A BANTER CLUB 1 SOT ALL NIGHT
thank you for destroying chelsea
Goalie Saves be soo mfn accurate 😭💔 dam needa run unders on them h0es
Where’s KEPPA
You MIGHT be the only Arsenal fan in this cord
I get the bump but we all know chelsea is trash
cash it
chelsea Bahahahahah
turn nth into smt
Bumps can be brutal for GK saves
the chelsea fan went away already ? fairs
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chelsea lost but I cashed so did I win or lose😔
My club for life
ngl i tailed this for the memes and you actually cashed me out i appreciate you 😭🙏🏾
GAMES OVER
went where? 🤡
LETS GOOO BARCA
i will never stop supporting chelsea
they always hide lol
Hahaha let’s go Chalobah had 4 in 20 mins and somehow stayed under😭😭😭
TREBLE SOON
Chelsea will never stop disappointing you tho
chalobah went under???
On clears
im proud of my club buddy
Yeah lmaooo idk how
lmaooo lil sweat but we cashhh 😭🙌🏾
He had 6 after 60 mins
they were defensive last 30 mins
we played well today, js got punished by the 1st leg
Ik but still not 1 after thst is crazy
Take it tho
You’re welcome sir
And still lost at the end anyways
😂
BAHHAHAHA
so what i should start cursing my team??
hell is wrong with u
@shell kestrel
Had to get revenge for our lil bros
i should run when we lose and come out when we win right
Clown ahhhh dude🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's not what I'm sayin
Easy
what are u saying then

Dark Luis gets all his stuff from others anyways
Arsenal still not fina win
well take a push
Just got a 300 payout
Even if y'all didn't lose first leg you weren't going anywhere
bcs femir said we werent going anywhere
it must be true
Yes because I said so
actual clown
loot this is y i get timed
on my soul if joey were here id be timed out
Did Garcia get that last save?
when multiple clowns are sh talking my club i shouldnt get heated right
Bait day
bcs u say it is it must be true
cant even blame chelsea
Ain't just me saying it ngl
it was the 1st leg
8-2 never forget
💀
kai havertz scored the same goal that won us the ucl😂
If even first leg was a draw tell me how y'all were gonna win today
With 2/14
Shots
You know it
we needed james tdy
delap is rubbish
doesn’t provide anything
so bad
I can’t believe I saw Barca fans saying Chelsea is trash
“Delap” 🤣🤣🤣
arsenal’s defense is too good
i wanted delap to be the next diego costa
Laughable
Man U somehow won tho
Desh*t
chill hes still our player
they had 2 crazy goals
Bro fr they didn't give them a chance to shoot or nun
enzo couldnt keep a shot on target
palmer is slowly coming back
Kept going over the goal
caicedo coulda easily had a shot
4 times
Chelsea need practice with shooting the ball towards the goal
I’m sick, Rashford was the move
cash this
Dear Moises. I hate you
unfortunate
chelsea have a decent run to ucl though
Was always Moises Caicedo passes
Cash that 1.5 demon shots, did you take it ?
1 game at a time
im not mad at todays loss cuz its not like we played badly
we probably play psg or newcastle
Nah i took Caicedo over Enzo idk why lol
What u win today bro
i want newcastle
Jjajajajjajaja Chelsea sucks
Just woke up how’s Chelsea ?
hy
What I will win*
Nah Give Chelsea PSG and it’s a repeat of the CWC final
smooth brain
PSG in horrible form
If
we play prem teams too often
Go take another nap
mid
osama bio
Well if
Go back to sleep
I mean do I just cry or like
“Champions of the world” yet haven’t beat arsenal 😭
are people taking over or under on this?
😂 go chalk too
you peeped 😂
How’s Barca !?
W save last min
wtf theres shots combos now??
NBA free
hyy
i guess
Ez dubs, best team itw rn, nobody compares
NHL bsing last week
Get better😂
Have fun chalking on NBA tonight yall
dude covers my whole playlist
Nah just aint my thing
😂
And still won’t win the UCL🤣🤣🤣
With all the trades? Watch
Should I jump bandwagon ? I’m a real fan ?
😂😂
dawg.
Ayo?
🤦🏽♂️
Well only Mbappe fan
you gotta be kidding
Mbappe would never
im astounded
DAMNNN
yeah right little bro
😭
he hardd
whole squad back now
Would never mbappe
im looking at cwc final psg starting lineup... whos missing??
U had your whole squad then too mate🤣🤣
we were burnt out after ucl
we back now
Awww blah blah
aint u an arsenal guy?
Easy win
who your team
The team that Arsenal just beat💀
Chelsea fan?
LETS GO GUNNERS!!
No way
mannn
Yes but I’m unbiased and am real
I call it how it is
No matter what
you see your backline?
Bang
Huge Chelsea fan but I’m also an honest fan
Respect
Yeah dog water
u not moving needle this time around
W read
not happening again though
Still hammered Newcastle
Dude Palmer walks into the England XI for the WC if he’s healthy but rn It’s concerning he might not even get any minutes at all
i respect chelsea pimpin a little though
palmer hasnt been himself
in a very long time
i dont think hes fully healed from it
Palmer fitness just holding him back
palmer or saka rn?
Neither🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
He’s lazy that’s why 😭
Palmer injured is still better than Saka🤣🤣🤣
put morgan rogers starting over both
If WC started tomorrow then yes for sure
But if Palmer gets back to his best he walks into the squad
i agree
Will Tigres unal win against forge fc and club America to win against Olimpia????
i mean he should get in, but hes been worrisome imo
Honestly I wanna see Jude get benched/ Rice Anderson and Palmer midfield for England👀
never happening
It won’t but it should if I’m being real
unless jude gets injured
Well
He just did so we’ll see
😒
bro gave u DOUBLE
WILL TIGRES AND CLUB AMERICA WIN TONIGHT??
😂
Or fade?
jude hasnt been moving me either
Doubled your cash can't be too beat
Tigres are playing in like -20 l degree weather
I’ve said he’s unbelievably overrated
So prob fade?
Rs
I’d say so
How can he be in convo for best midfielder in the world if he won’t even be the best on his team next season💀💀
He not even 2nd best
He’ll be 3rd best behind Nico Paz and Tchouameni😆
paz is going to madrid??
i sometimes forget how rich that club is
Bro he’s a Madrid player on loan at comp lol
Como
why have i never heard of this
Cuz he wasn’t the star he is now before Como
Unfortunately the biggest club in the world for a reason
Didn’t even check my slip till now but ts was free af
now do luke shaw too
damn u tried my s😂😭
😭😭😭😭
We told him 😂😂😂
Didn’t Cole play??
Rip chelsea 😆
He came off the bench
Smart guy
We don’t compare team form by LITERALLY putting team form side by side
I’m losing brain cells
Barca doors open
I rebuke that club and all who stand with it
Keep that same energy when Chelsea get smacked 5-0 round 2
🤔
Yeah I was watching mainly Enzo was controlling that ball lol
Enzo and gusto
foden dont shoot
I know 💀
under
@frank bear
Sweat free
Ts is hittin
man I almost put under for this dude but didn’t place the slip in time. I got SAVED
@tall steeple Garcia 141 passes😭😭
You made that yourself??, cool
I love free reverses
@shrewd sapphire
Ik who it’s gonna be
Khudanov under pa lol
Why
Hm
Hopefully this Saturday 🥲
Newcastles press is good and they’re down 2-0 so they gotta press even more
khusanov over should be free imo
That isn’t horrible
Hmmm
But no
Not taking it just reasoning
Don’t listen to Lampy
He doesn’t know what he’s talking about
But
Newcastles press is good and they’re down 2-0 so they gotta press even more
So under
How
just for this foden shooting 5
no
u aint know paz was madrid?
They been debating recalling him back
i think he goes england though
What you mean he goes England ?
I think Paz will go to England
Madrid is congested, he wants to play 10
He could go to barca no lie
Yeah Nico to man United here we go
Nobody wants Nico Williams
I see no difference
Don’t say I didn’t post !!!!
Thought Id say Madrid?
lowkey yeah i kinda did lmao
They also didnt pursue anybody off strength of “we’re madrid”
fair enough
and having 2 lw as their forwards
Raphina should’ve been pushed individually, no Yamal propaganda imo
Yamal’s time will come
But not that year
fair take it’s just that yamal and that tie that made everyone especially us barca fans to push for him
the inter games
uff
raphinha did deserve it individually
He was brilliant, but it did Raphina a disservice. Hard to win when you campaign teammates
People need to allow Yamal to grow, no need for early crowning
By 23, then he will be ready to win
Mbappe, Haaland, and if lucky Kane this year, then it will be Yamal time
haaland has been ghosting kane plays in the easiest league mbappe is going trophyless and all he scores are pens 
💰
man criticized Kane comp, then showed Yamal stats versus
- Kobenhaven
- Albacete
- Elche
- Oviedo
🐐 💰
whoever voted for dembele to be ballon dor needs to be studied
albacete the same team that beat madrid
stop acting like yamal isnt the best player itw rn😂 he shoulda won ballon dor last year
😂😂😂😂😂
olise will be a ghost against madrid🤣
i mean show me olise history him performing a top club
olise needs to stay in the garnacho and estevao conversations
Explain in soccer terms
hmm
in soccer terms its like kane going to arsenal
kane 
if the best itw is kane then i must be watching american football
I’d say Kane going to like, Villa
@frank bear bron sold my stuff bro lakers banned
Won’t be much but cup matches
so it won’t be a lot of free overs or unders? 😞😞
Just gotta hit em smartly 🫰
BRO OUR SQUAD HAS NEVER LOOKED THIS BAD SMH
Last time Davila scored , prior to Last Saturday, was back in August 😭
After that triplet things got over cooked
belinda and abdu locks
You know ball kane deserves ballon d'or
i mean the way honduras is playing i wouldn’t risk our players getting injured
ESPECIALLY HENRY
He going over
kepa you 🐀
Davila back to back on goals no way 😭😭
giving apertura 2024 vibes
Fr
when fidalgo and davila had 2 goals
Facts
we used to just do BS lineups
thats not a bad 5 back line ngl
and we can have veiga & dourado in the middle
bro @shrewd sapphire that was outline when we won the 16
that’s crazy
Back 5 with 3 Mids and winger behind striker somehow carried it
4-0 vs toluca had that line up
4-3 vs cruz azul had that line up
3-2 vs monterrey had that lineup
Shiiii was crazy
we could lowkey pull it off again
america the best team in la liga mx
Someone send a line up
they got the most $
chelsea didn’t give us the respect of a 1 on 1 during our 2023 prime
2-2 vs madrid
3-2 vs barca
Where's my Tverskov line
@shrewd sapphire don’t forget we had a ticket to the cwc and we lost by 4 min
Yall like tonali under?
chelsea won’t win anything major for years to come
tbh no i think newcastle gonna have the poss
@hushed current did you see the news😳
isn’t it at city?
woudlve won 10 million
Yep🥲
Yeah city home
we have 3 years to warm up for the next one
Yep hopefully that year is the one
And they tied
Great job team holy fuhh
3 defenders and it goes in
Bull
now that it’s the cwc in 2029 does every concaf winner from this season till 2029 automatically qualify ??
I think so cuz Cruz azul is in that one since they won it last year
Locks for tmrw?
Yea so if champions then they in
i hate when we play other league teams and we use all bench and they think we suck 😂
?
jardine gives us a bad impression thinking all bench will make it to elimination games
and than he can use his stars
Shiiii is bull
@shrewd sapphire u see the change of game with zende and rayo
it shows our bench is trash 🗑️
Yep
We got no good depth

Very mid ball
Soccer has been absolute booty cheeks recently
Gabriel was so free today
does tonali start tmmrw?
RAMONCITOO
Who is ingelson
Person in the screenshot
Took long enough
@shrewd sapphire if they pull off a foreigner cm transfer before the window closes we not losing
The question is who tho
someone who would be down to skip negotiations and come in 3 days
they’d have to negotiate come to an agreement fly to mx do medials and register in 4 days
wtw for tmrw
Tverskov 21 in 6 ofc ofc ofc
No pairs move
@proper robin
cashing 150.5 before game end
Under
u sure?
Ya
i say over because they have 2-0 lead
Why
Well that's a good way to donate
then why?
They're up by 2 goals
man city are dominate possesion team
So u say tonali over 43.5 passes?
holy easy donation
should hit
but theyll get drained with non stop pressing
Might be smart to dodge that pick fr
none of their midfielders peaked over 35 passes in the 1st leg
Haaland shots is lwk free
Tonali didn't play first leg
my brain is fried too much stress
I had Khus under 58.5 but taco pair chalked so
What we doing for tmr soccer match for man city
He’s washed
The only one I like is rodri over PA
he’s gone over he’s mine h2h against em when he plays full mins
Real lwk the picks kinda put besides a few
has he been playing full 90s
I got haaland under on 3 shots, pope over 3 saves( idk abt), and tonali over passes
how does tonali play?
Last 2 games ye
i like
Are they home or away
over in all h2h’s but one
Ye check if he’s playing home or away
they playing in the mestalla
away
im going under on haaland
im only putting 30 i dont wanna risk 100+
is khusanov over pa still good
btw this was one of my stupidest descions
I did the same thing w gabriel
He was a easy over
What we think abt this?
Wassgood bro?
everyone likes gobs
Tm inter and city ML ifykyk
yeah idk about him tho i feel like he might go over
just liked it better than the others i looked at🤷🏼♀️
You know ball
Ofc might even add tennis for more juice
??
wtf are these goblins for stuttgart game lmao
I get they're playing a 2nd div team but 1.5 shots is a gob for their lb
City giving up the ball tmr that’s forsure 😭
Tonali would be a perfect under if they weren’t up 2-0
For what play ?
Why over on tijjani?
Under on haaland
They don’t need to shoot and also he been ahhh lately
-600
Damm his PA 43.5 so no play for over or under ?
43.5 PA
how free is haaland under shots
I fw it
3+ Shots are -225 for him.
there's extra time for semis btw if newcastle manages to tie
sandro under
ngl just gonna let tomorrow pass these lines are mid
I was just going to say that
Over 41.5 is -500 = most likely to happen
Pumas reeks
Martin let me down yesterday.
Tonali over or under
Who got a soccer slip I can tail
How much time
Tonali under
check mesages
43.5 PA ?
I got 570 to put a on game anyone shoot a 5 man I Apple Pay yall
Not pumas getting deleted by San Diego 🤣🤣🤣
30, there's like 1~2 min extra for each half as well
if and only if newcastle tie though
use that money on ml
If you know how to read odds. I get my sources from bet365.com and incorporate that into my thinking. Then previous matchup stats (If possible). Then look at last 5, 10 games average and the position of player.
Dam up to 30 minutes after the game prizepicks will count those stats against unders ?
yeah extra time counts as second half
Dam this is for how long only tomorrow ?
most cups are like this if two teams are tied, for this competition it's only for semis and the final. as I said though ET only happens if and only if newcastle makes a comeback
Yes
i got u
