⚽┃soccer

[wanton cedar]

I says shots

[light yacht]

It’s on boys

[nova kiln]

Ngl fam.

[light yacht]

No more crazy talks

It’ll be ight

[steady saffron]

DEREK CORNELIUS.

What y’all think? They bumped him up 1.

[lethal dagger]

I haven’t even slipped lmfao

[nova kiln]

😭

[limber narwhal]

I was just abt to ask that

[lethal dagger]

I’m not trusting a mf with the word CORN in his name

[wanton cedar]

Cornelius🤣

[limber narwhal]

How does a 6 flex work??😭

[rocky cobalt]

What are u smoking?

[lethal dagger]

If you miss one you still cash

[steady saffron]

People really choosing that under? I like the clearances tho

[cursive vessel]

He will at least push

[vapid trellis]

45 minutes of nothing is insane

[fickle vapor]

On Messi going over

[noble pendant]

Chalk Arnold lmao

[vital saddle]

Bruno 2 shots

Garn is silent

[fickle vapor]

Nico Willam scoring today

[rocky cobalt]

Passes? He definitely going over

[lethal dagger]

This mf think Arnold is VVD

[vital saddle]

FODENNNBB

[lethal dagger]

😭

[placid pawn]

Foden lol

[vital saddle]

FODENNBBB

[ripe belfry]

Bro what are you watching

[vital saddle]

FODENNB

[quasi mirage]

FODEN SHOT??

[vital saddle]

Look like a foden shot

[still musk]

Alejandro Garnacho come on do something shots 💀

[fickle vapor]

Finally

[quasi mirage]

FODEN SHOT LEZ GO

[thin crane]

Foden 2

That counts

[vocal prawn]

imagine foden gets subbed off now

[thin crane]

He still kicked with intention

[noble pendant]

His over was looking good h2h smh

[fickle vapor]

El wey going to be proud foden

[quasi mirage]

no way they dont count that

[spare walrus]

they did count it

[placid pawn]

ESPN app says shot 👍🏽

[spare walrus]

Garnacho n bruno gotta lock in gawd damn

[thin crane]

It was a shot

[lethal dagger]

In f’cking w you bro that’s just how the cookie crumbles

[ripe belfry]

2

[wanton cedar]

It has to count clear shot attempt

[ripe belfry]

It’s loading

[thin crane]

I know

[quasi mirage]

1 more foden

[thin crane]

It already counted

[quasi mirage]

plz

[lilac bone]

Dias needs to be subbed off

Thug is playing reckless

[vital saddle]

FODEN CMON

GARN WAKE UPPP

GRAN WAKE UP PLZZZZ

[vocal prawn]

nah he ghost bro

[limber narwhal]

Are y’all doing over or under 50.5 passes for messi

[lethal dagger]

Casemiro is at 7 tackles that’s actually crazy

[rocky cobalt]

Over

[lethal dagger]

And 1 SOT

[wanton cedar]

Tackles are easy for him that’s all he does

He doesn’t have any other skill

[white ferry]

Garnacho do sum plz

[limber narwhal]

I think ?

[lethal dagger]

Yuh but 7 is still a crazy number lol

[deft depot]

Bruno plz

[ionic merlin]

Dias under is starting to scare me

[deft depot]

2 shots gang plz

[rocky cobalt]

Easily

[limber narwhal]

Why is garancho not in

[lethal dagger]

On what?

[ionic merlin]

Passes

[lethal dagger]

What are his Passes?

[ionic merlin]

86.5

[lethal dagger]

dude I took his clearances. Even im scared

[scarlet solar]

chalked?

[vocal prawn]

bro only has one

[spare walrus]

garnacho mid

[coarse steeple]

If i say what i want to happen to garnacho i would be put in prison

[distant nimbus]

Jordan may go Over I think he at 43 rn

[gentle gorge]

ruben dias clarance wtf add that

no way they dont

he cleared that ball

[vital saddle]

LMAOOOO THERE NOT PASSING IT TO GARN HES WIDE OPEN FOR A SHOT

[fresh moon]

Ik he did

[scarlet solar]

wrd smh

[fresh moon]

But I think it was a fault so idk

That sucks huh

[vital saddle]

LMAOOOO THERE NOT PASSING IT TO GARN HES WIDE OPEN FOR A SHOT

[quasi mirage]

he got fouled man

[scarlet solar]

they needa bench dez fools

[somber tangle]

Bruno always get 2 shots where his 2nd shot at

[fresh moon]

That was a clear CLEARANCE

[lethal dagger]

They don’t wanna see us win

[cursive vessel]

Reims goalie chalks me imma cry

[fresh moon]

RUBÉN CLEARANCES PLES

[radiant pagoda]

Bruno may be chalk

[gentle gorge]

bro r u joking me they didnt add the clearance

[fresh moon]

PLEASE

[gentle gorge]

wtf

[distant nimbus]

I took his Over but they may sub him can never be sure

[gentle gorge]

dawg

f this bs

It was a clearance

[scarlet solar]

yessir

[fresh moon]

It was a fault gang

It finest count

[lethal dagger]

For Dias right?

[gentle gorge]

yea

[lethal dagger]

I think because he got fouled

[fresh moon]

Garnacha 1

[high comet]

They keep taking sarr clears away

[fresh moon]

Finally lmao

[gentle gorge]

He cleared the ball before he got fouled that makes no sense

F this

[lethal dagger]

I know it’s weird

[rich solstice]

garnacho can u do something 😂

[vital saddle]

GARNNNN

GARNNNN

[fresh moon]

Fr gang

[lethal dagger]

But it’s considered part of the play

[quasi mirage]

was that a shot or a cross lol

[vital saddle]

WAS A DOT A SHOT BY GARN??????

[radiant pagoda]

Yes

[vital saddle]

Shot goalie saved it

[wanton cedar]

He shotttt

[ripe belfry]

It was a cross

[radiant pagoda]

2 more to go

[crisp lichen]

SARR GET THIS LAST CLEARANCE, WTF YOU DOING?!?! DONT GOT TIME FOR INJURIES OR SUBS 😐

[fresh moon]

That’s a shot

[lethal dagger]

a lot of crosses sometimes look like crosses

[fresh moon]

Gang

[vital saddle]

Goalie saves it it was a shot

[coarse steeple]

Please by the will of allah ship garnacho to saudi arabia 🤲

[livid pivot]

Garnacho stay at 1

[cinder basin]

Might not count

[spare walrus]

nah that’s a cross

[lethal dagger]

This how I know you guys don’t watch ⚽️

[wanton cedar]

Hell nah

[dapper herald]

It’s not a shot

[vital saddle]

The goalie literally saved it

[livid pivot]

It’s shot blocked

[vital saddle]

Lmaoo

[lilac bone]

It was a cross

[fresh moon]

Bro I need CLEARENCES RUBEN

[cinder basin]

Cross fs

[spare walrus]

nah it was a cross

[rich solstice]

it counted

on fotmob

[lilac bone]

It was a cross

[rich solstice]

it counted as a shot

[cinder basin]

O

[ionic merlin]

Ruben is playing out of his mind rn

[ripe belfry]

Blocked shot

[spare walrus]

they counted it

[quasi mirage]

2 more garny

[rich solstice]

lfggggg

2 more baby boy

[wanton cedar]

Looked like a shot to me idk what yall on

[spare walrus]

Hopefully no stat correction

[noble pendant]

Man lmao I’m mad

[mild ridge]

Where did Onana 2nd save come from?

[prime surge]

Foden needs 1 more

[ripe belfry]

Doku coming on 💀

[quasi mirage]

foden finna get subbed soon he gotta get 1 fast

[lilac bone]

Incoming stat correction

[lethal dagger]

Honestly idk but I’m slippin him so I’ll take it

🤣

[wanton cedar]

Are u watching ?

[mortal plover]

Sum1 tell pep to sub dias bro😭😭

[spare walrus]

I got foden 1.5 so idc anymore🤣

[fresh moon]

No gang

[lethal dagger]

Ngl I missed it too

[fresh moon]

We need clearences

[lethal dagger]

I think it was Casemiro?

I missed the first one then

[ripe belfry]

I didn’t even ask 💀

[spare walrus]

okay!

[wanton cedar]

I seen it he has 3 already I think

[vital saddle]

Shot

[white quest]

Maguire getting subbed

[quasi mirage]

dam bro foden gonna get subbed

[vapid trellis]

GARNACHO PLEASE I GOT BILLS

[ivory kraken]

This cashing

[thin crane]

Subbed

🤣🤣

[cinder basin]

Not Dias

[vocal prawn]

idk abt ruben bro

[rich solstice]

did garnacho shot count ?

[mortal plover]

@cursive vessel diouf at 3

[quasi mirage]

foden subbed GGS

[ripe belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/doku-jeremy-doku-mcfc-man-city-griddy-gif-10964594538347177827

[celest elm]

✅✅

[lilac bone]

Pep making the wrong subs lmaooo

[vital saddle]

ALEX MOREEEEE

[vapid trellis]

WHY HE SUBBED??

[quasi mirage]

FODEN CHALKED YAY

[snow acorn]

Finally

[sick jewel]

GARNACHO ONE

[fresh moon]

No way miguire chalk everyone 😹😹😹

[lethal dagger]

Wait until he plays Southampton then the Balon de or chants will come out

[vapid trellis]

Yeah this sport banned goodnight

[lilac bone]

Foden subbed lol

[crisp lichen]

Who?!?!

[wanton cedar]

Damn foden off

[thin crane]

Break from soccer

[white ferry]

GARNACHA ONE MORE

[vital saddle]

Why is foden subbed im confused ???

[ivory kraken]

Foden under free

[snow acorn]

Foden has been so poor since injury

[fickle vapor]

Wait Garnacho actually shot

[placid pawn]

Foden green cashed

[white ferry]

LEASSSSSSS GOOOOOOOO

[lilac bone]

Damn they did count it

[cinder basin]

Foden washed at 24

[lilac bone]

Nacho 1 then

[fresh moon]

Fidencio OUT

[vital saddle]

Yep

[vocal prawn]

W foden off

[lethal dagger]

Thank you go back to NBA chat thanks for the donation 👍

[ionic merlin]

Foden subbed off

[pliant swan]

Anybody taking?

[jagged beacon]

dias needs to get subbed

[quasi mirage]

bro needed 1 more shot

[vocal prawn]

who said up bro

[ripe belfry]

Ggs Man U they took off Harry

[mortal plover]

Pep if ur listening put khusanov for dias😭😭🙏🏽

[vocal prawn]

😂

[fresh moon]

LMAOOO

[pliant swan]

Goalie pick cash?

[lilac bone]

Dias shot dead? Who says no

[stray thicket]

Foden 🤣

[gentle basin]

Why they sub Harry

[lilac bone]

ight lemme chill 🥴

[fresh moon]

DÍAZ WE NEED CLEARENCES

[gentle basin]

Bro come on

[rough lantern]

foden is so washed

[gentle basin]

Naw man

[rocky cobalt]

Wtf

[still musk]

oh pls

[gentle gorge]

how is he not subbed yet bro dias literally has a yellow

[rich solstice]

garnacho 2 more shots bro fred me

[mortal plover]

We need less passes😭😭

[lethal dagger]

Cause the Goat Lindelof is coming in

[vital saddle]

Plz I wish they can sub foden back in bro damnnnn that’s crazy

[distant nimbus]

✅

[mortal plover]

Saying

[fresh moon]

GVARDIOL TAKING CLEARENCES DAMNNN

[snow acorn]

Not French 😂😿

[lilac bone]

We ALL chalking today 😭😭💔💔💔🥀🥀

[crisp lichen]

Sarr got me worried man…

[fringe holly]

I knew foden wasn’t cashing was trying to tell y’all but y’all never listen

[foggy fulcrum]

why they sub him

[ionic merlin]

This is a WILD slip

[rough lantern]

maguire cashing clearances good lotto tho

[still musk]

ok...

[still musk]

yes

[crisp lichen]

ONE CLEARANCES SARR… PLEASE GANG!

[vital saddle]

Looking good ….

[rocky cobalt]

Subbed

[wanton cedar]

Fockkkkk

[quasi mirage]

chalk garnacho and foden ig

[rough lantern]

fr?

[distant nimbus]

Some guy in here was yapping about how “ he was going to go over” hella

[vocal prawn]

zero tackle ?

[rocky cobalt]

Yes

[rough lantern]

i didn’t even notice at

[lilac bone]

Is it National chalk day today?

[rough lantern]

wtf

[high comet]

Sarr 5

[ionic merlin]

Taking KDB for under 2.5 shots alone is wild, but you took Maguire on under for his clearances too?

[ripe belfry]

@thin crane was there a goblin for foden?

For shots

[crisp lichen]

Fr?!?!?!

[cinder basin]

Foden

[ionic merlin]

Maguire’s whole defense style is clearing and crossing the ball

[gentle basin]

Soccer hooks all week man

[distant nimbus]

🪝🤷‍♂️

[fringe holly]

Yea people delusional in the discord that’s why I dont tail

[rich solstice]

nacho plz 2 shots

[crisp lichen]

Please don’t be trolling gang

[lilac bone]

Ggs to the Ruben overs

[wanton cedar]

He was one off

[quasi mirage]

why is garnacho sho shid now

[snow acorn]

Merseyside derby more entertaining than this snooze fest oml

[still musk]

yes sir

[distant nimbus]

😂🪝

[cinder basin]

He woulda got it if he wasn’t subbed

[lilac bone]

Hoping for a United relegation and city ban

[fresh moon]

Rubén not taking clearance gang

[wanton cedar]

Fr if he didn’t get subbed

[lethal dagger]

Lowkey Bruno chalked the passes

[vocal prawn]

they clowning on bro

💀

[supple zealot]

Why did he sub maguire

[snow acorn]

Delete both clubs after today

[gentle gorge]

pep knows man u is so shittt and doesnt think that ruben dias will get another foul bc man u arent doing ANYTHING

[left yew]

lol mcguire sub. okay

[deft depot]

Chalk bruno seen enough

[rich solstice]

first game back injured

[lilac bone]

Facts

[gentle gorge]

when are man u ever gon be good

[cinder basin]

HANDBALL

[distant nimbus]

That was an easy under ? 💀

[quasi mirage]

MY CLUB IS FINISHED BRO 💔

[cinder basin]

PLS

[gentle basin]

Why did Harry get sub he was playing decent

[trim basin]

Ruben clearances chalked

[lilac bone]

no wonder pep’s wife left him 😭💔

[patent sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/man-utd-toilet-flush-gif-12520837

[fresh moon]

Fr gang

[crisp lichen]

Sarr trolling… he should’ve been had 5+ clearances by now 🤦🏾‍♂️

One more Sarr 🙏🏾

[astral lance]

Can Bruno get one dam shot my gosh

[ripe belfry]

Bring back ten hag

[rocky token]

they kept stat correcting

[high comet]

They took like 4 away

[vital saddle]

BRUNO GET A TACKLE HOLY SMOOEEEE

[dark mortar]

Real

[rocky token]

facts

[vapid cape]

bruno🗑️🗑️

[lilac bone]

Prizepicks banned for the rest of the month I can’t lie

[cinder basin]

Dias such a try hard

[white ferry]

Garnacha shooooooot that sheeeeiiiit maneeee

[thin crane]

Not that i saw

[vital saddle]

….. bro all these players keep getting subbed something not right

[ionic merlin]

There wasn’t

[wanton cedar]

I just need Bruno 2 more shots bruh

[finite merlin]

One more garnacho

[somber lion]

how many clearance’s does ruben have

[fresh moon]

1

[gentle gorge]

1

[fresh moon]

He’s a dogSh1t

[gentle gorge]

jesus bro man utd are in shambles

[ivory kraken]

Marmoush shot

[gentle gorge]

how does the ball ALWAYS manage to fall to ruben dias feet dawg f off

[finite merlin]

One more garnacho I’ll take the push

[wanton cedar]

City ain’t doing better

[dark mortar]

Since the season started 😭

[livid pivot]

Fr bro

[wanton cedar]

Marmoush shot

[fluid cedar]

One more marmoush shot

[ivory kraken]

Bruno tackle

And w good

[wanton cedar]

I’m mad I couldn’t get him in time yall luck if you got him

[fresh moon]

UNITED WAS PLAYING GOOD UNTIL THE GAME STARTED

DAMN IT

[lethal dagger]

Foden would’ve shot that

🤣

[fluid cedar]

Marmoush free ✅

[distant nimbus]

“Foden going over” “Bruno free tackles” 😂

[ionic merlin]

Take Doku off

[lilac bone]

Ggs ruben PA over was free can’t believe it

[snow acorn]

He js came on bruh

[wanton cedar]

If he didn’t get subbed he would’ve got it

[cinder basin]

He js came on🤣

[vocal prawn]

we not cashing bro

[crisp lichen]

Bro Sarr… like what we doing gang… other mf got like 9 clearances

[wanton cedar]

You were probably sweating

[ionic merlin]

Don’t care, Foden better

[lethal dagger]

I don’t get why Savinho not even inside

[dark mortar]

Fudge mannnn Bruno 1 more shot

[lethal dagger]

He should be playing

[vital saddle]

Bruno ain’t get 2 tackles yet????

[distant nimbus]

But he got subbed 🤷‍♂️

[lilac bone]

Rasmus is terrible

[fresh moon]

Bro GVARDIOL TOOK RUBEN CLEARANCE WOW

[lilac bone]

Sub him off

[ionic merlin]

Bring Foden back, eject Dias and we good

[pliant swan]

Anybody taking?

[rocky token]

he was green man smh

[cursive vessel]

Bruno chalked

[wanton cedar]

You say it like he can’t get it tho

[gentle gorge]

jesus christ dawg sub ruben he has a yellow

[dark mortar]

We got faith

[cursive vessel]

Nah

[white quest]

You can’t sub back in

[cursive vessel]

I lost all faith

[gentle basin]

Naw I ain’t play league anymore

[wanton cedar]

I wish

[trim basin]

Ruben clearances chalked idk who put an x but ur goofy

[glossy wharf]

Man city games are so boring

[finite merlin]

Why is Seth curry on the slip 😂😭

[cinder basin]

Ball is glued to Dias feet smh

[crisp lichen]

Already knowing but he still should’ve had atleast 6 by now at worse 🤦🏾‍♂️

[radiant pagoda]

most aware soccer bettor

[dark mortar]

Real

[pliant swan]

For less than one steals which is cash.

[gentle basin]

This is crazy

[pliant swan]

Next question

[still musk]

Fernandes and Garnacho 🌚 🤦‍♂️

[fresh moon]

Bro it’s crazy both of man united and city sucks wow

[finite merlin]

$5 slip 😭😭😭

[fresh moon]

KDB SHOT BRO

[pliant swan]

What you talking about?

[fresh moon]

YOUR DONE

[lilac bone]

Need additions to the list

[finite merlin]

😂😂😂😭😭😭

[vital saddle]

I was gonna take ohana to that’s the crazy part

[wanton cedar]

Who tf are u

[still musk]

cold me

[gentle basin]

W list they all trash

[gentle gorge]

ok bro the ball always manages to fall into ruben dias

alr bro

[cinder basin]

Eze lmao

[snow acorn]

You can add shai and Tatum in there too

[ivory kraken]

Marmoush shot

[frank sequoia]

Forgot Salah bro

[cinder basin]

Ykb adding Shai

His bum ah

[lilac bone]

Bro you’re right adding him rn

[rocky token]

BRUNO TACKLE MAN

[outer flume]

Is Mateo still in?

[vital saddle]

Right

[fresh moon]

Cash HOJLUND PASSES UNDER BANG ✅

[ivory kraken]

Salah and mbappe

[rocky token]

smh 🥲🥲

[fresh moon]

He’s getting sub siuuuu

[lilac bone]

Haven’t put money on them yet but we’ll see soon

[next saddle]

Cash marmoush

[quasi mirage]

oh no zirkzee coming on its over for us

[lilac bone]

Chalk garnacho he’s getting subbed

[cinder basin]

The goat

[snow acorn]

Js don’t to begin with 😂

[frosty mirage]

Throw Siakam in there. That African Booty Scratcher has never respected coin.

[cinder basin]

Bro

[vocal prawn]

nah just throw everyone in there bro

[pliant swan]

I don’t put 5$ on a slip. Not sure what you’re laughing at.

[frosty mirage]

KD too

[stiff stag]

Why he always subbed early ??

[ionic merlin]

He got a nasty hit early on this match

[vocal prawn]

bc he mid

[mild ridge]

ONANA MY KING

[gentle gorge]

because he stinks

[dark mortar]

Zirkzee for garnacho

[ionic merlin]

I want what you’re smoking

[ivory kraken]

If Bruno doesn’t get one more tackle in actually cooked

[fresh moon]

Bro

[quasi mirage]

nah probably hojlund

[lilac bone]

Chalk garnacho

[gentle gorge]

Yoooo can we sub out dias i think pep forgot he has a yellow

[radiant pagoda]

idiot

[fresh moon]

I need CLEARENCES and a shot from BRUNO

GOD DAMN IT

[ionic merlin]

I agree

[astral lance]

@vital saddle ztill wàs a good read

[bitter rune]

Tf is Bruno doing bro

[vocal prawn]

cmon bro open your eyes

[gentle gorge]

pep is being weird

[sage copper]

Garnacho coming back or we cooked ?

[mortal plover]

SUB DIASS

[bitter rune]

I need 1 shot

[mortal plover]

😭

[gentle gorge]

he doesnt trust khusanov im pretty sure

[fluid cedar]

MARMOUSH freee 3.5 shots over ✅😭

[lilac bone]

Sub Dias for god sake

[mortal plover]

Whos gonna tell him

[ionic merlin]

Pep is being ultra weird bro

[crisp lichen]

Bro if Sarr doesn’t get 5, this got to be investigated! 💯

[little gazelle]

Everything chalked

[snow acorn]

You genuinely liking Foden over doku or savio is disgraceful

[fresh moon]

This is not NBA GANG

[dark mortar]

Gg

[lilac bone]

jack grealish coming on lmao

[ionic merlin]

I don’t, I just had a line on him 🤣

[versed cypress]

im calling it ruben ending with 86

[jaunty delta]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-yourebanned-gif-1226601772032564017

[gentle gorge]

1 single sub the entire match

[lilac bone]

It’s happening bru

[gentle gorge]

Copiumm

[lilac bone]

He’s going over like hell

[rough lantern]

bruno i need that tackle cmon

[finite merlin]

Garnacho shoot bro

[ionic merlin]

I can see that

[rough lantern]

20 more minutes

[rich solstice]

GARNACHO 🤡

[versed cypress]

just watch

[white ferry]

Garnacho shot

[fresh moon]

GARNACHO SHOOT

[frosty rivet]

✅✅

[dark mortar]

Bruno doesn’t want to shoot 🤦‍♂️

[rich solstice]

GARNACHO 🤡

[gentle gorge]

Stop passing it to ruben you pricks

[grand aspen]

Ruben going over man city season is done no point to sub out

[fresh moon]

GARPACHO

[gentle gorge]

wtf

[lilac bone]

Rico on?

[frosty mirage]

I did something out of character and added a popular pick in the slip just to complete the 6leg an I’m getting exactly what I deserve lmao. Tf was I thinking

[vital saddle]

GARNNNNN BANGGGGG

[rough lantern]

hojlund unders always sweet

[vital saddle]

GARNNNNNN BANGGGGGGGG

[lilac bone]

SUB OFF DIAS

[rich solstice]

he shoot ?

[lilac bone]

SUB OFF DIAS PLEASE

[gentle gorge]

?

[quasi mirage]

nah lmao

how

[vital saddle]

GARPACHO BANGGGG

[noble current]

Ganacho shot?

[gentle gorge]

that wasnt even a shot

[vital saddle]

He just shot

[gentle gorge]

lmao

[ionic merlin]

No

[quasi mirage]

he crossed lol

[vital saddle]

Yes he did

[gentle gorge]

That wasnt a shot

[quasi mirage]

that was a pass homie

[fresh moon]

GARPACHO

[rich solstice]

omds

[ripe belfry]

I don’t think bro knows that’s a cross

[ionic merlin]

That wasn’t even a cross

That was a loss

[fresh moon]

😹

[vocal prawn]

yes it was

[vital saddle]

Watt h they count it

[finite merlin]

Smh

[gentle gorge]

It was an intended cross

[ionic merlin]

Pass

[eternal dagger]

Garnacho 2

[noble current]

Yes he did goalie saved it

[versed cypress]

STOP PASSING IT TO RUBEN !!!!!

[wanton cedar]

That wasn’t nothing at all

[lilac bone]

Wasn’t counted

[noble current]

No cross

[white ferry]

Garn 2

[rough lantern]

that wasn’t a shot lmao

bum

[somber lion]

🤦‍♂️

[quasi mirage]

i wish gng

[gentle gorge]

YO PEP ARE YOU FORRGETTING RUBEN HAS A YELLOW

PRICK

[versed cypress]

OMG IMA CRASH OUT

[finite merlin]

Wasn’t a shot 😒🤦🏽‍♂️

[sacred nebula]

Garnacho I just need 1 more pass from you

[lilac bone]

Rico sub off Dias for me

[radiant pagoda]

how

[ionic merlin]

Nah not just for you fam

[gentle gorge]

pep is such a bum

[rose jungle]

?

[ionic merlin]

Sub him off for all of us

[jagged beacon]

chalk dias

[mossy hull]

chalk

[rough lantern]

subbed off chalk

[lilac bone]

Chalk the whole game

[fresh moon]

Im sorry

[gentle gorge]

sub out dias for khusanov dawg u bought that kid for a reason

[rich solstice]

he’s subbed

[vocal prawn]

who gonna tell him

[rose jungle]

Oh no

[rocky token]

CASH SARR

[versed cypress]

RUBEN PLEASE

[fresh moon]

Ma boy waiting for maguire to cash

[lilac bone]

Chalk the whole game everyone

[fresh moon]

When he’s sub

[crisp lichen]

FR?!?!?!

[rose jungle]

Looolll yall funny

[versed cypress]

JUST GO UNDER

[fresh moon]

🤣

[ionic merlin]

JACK JACK

[rough lantern]

bruno get 1 more tackle

pls

[pastel mesa]

Garnacho so trash

[versed cypress]

IM ON MY KNESS

[gentle gorge]

ruben clearance

i think

[ionic merlin]

Thank you for your service bro 🙏🏻

[brave scaffold]

Bro doesn’t garnacho

[lilac bone]

Bruno and nacho jus start shooting bru

[versed cypress]

RUBEN JUST GET THE RED ALREADY

[drowsy beacon]

Alejandro bro please I need 2 more shots begging you man. You got this

[brave scaffold]

Have 2 shots

[gentle gorge]

Onb

[fresh moon]

Is that a clearance

[brave scaffold]

I just saw garnacho attempt a shot

[fresh moon]

??

[distant nimbus]

What a game 😂

[jaunty delta]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-football-fail-epic-funny-gif-3495045

[radiant pagoda]

Was a loss

[lilac bone]

Ruben has 2 clearances

[fresh moon]

Was that a CLEARENCES or not

[cursive vessel]

Bruno chalked?

[rich solstice]

Battle of mid

[brave scaffold]

Bru

[fresh moon]

HELL YEA

[crisp lichen]

SARR 6 SO EVEN IF STAT CORRECTED IT BETTER BE TO 5 OMM ‼️‼️

[gentle gorge]

end the game already

[rose jungle]

Luckily i counter

[vital saddle]

BRUNO GET A TACKLE HOLY SHITTTTT

[rough lantern]

not yet

[white quest]

Forgot Mount even played for United

[distant nimbus]

Yeah

[rose jungle]

🤭

[lilac bone]

Chalk the whole game ‼️‼️‼️

[mortal plover]

FR?

[pastel mesa]

How long in garnacho game left?

[white quest]

Never hear shit about him, should've never left Chelsea

[versed cypress]

RUBEN 78 GGS

[mossy hull]

20 mins if ur lucky

[jagged beacon]

why

[gentle gorge]

Man city are such good boys they keep passing to ruben

[fresh moon]

Bro was that a clearance or not

[lilac bone]

80 rn he’s going over by a lot lmaooo

[brave scaffold]

Garnacho please shoot…

[versed cypress]

HES ENDING WITH 100 PLUS

[burnt seal]

Man U pls do the unthinkable

[versed cypress]

IM DONE

[crisp lichen]

Garnacho getting 3 around the 86 mark 🙏🏾

[lilac bone]

We need city to score so they drop back

[vocal prawn]

f ruben dias

[burnt seal]

Why you pick less

[fluid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-mcdonalds-worker-mcdonalds-employee-gif-25564101

[versed cypress]

CUS IM STUPID

[fresh moon]

Zirkee the goat

[weary cave]

this chalk?

[burnt seal]

Understandable

[nova fiber]

Garn 1 or 2 shots?

[chrome sand]

PK

[fresh moon]

Díaz 2

CLEARENCES

[lilac bone]

1

[mortal plover]

SUB DIAS OFF

😭

[fluid cedar]

✅✅

[versed cypress]

I CANT LOOK

[dusky blaze]

He goin over

Bro

[fresh moon]

1 more at least I’ll take the push…

[vital saddle]

Smh so Bruno forgot how to tackle …….

[lilac bone]

They would’ve subbed off Dias if they were in the UCL but they have nothing to live for anymore besides getting UCL ball

[fresh moon]

GARNACHO cash

Chau

[dusky blaze]

1 shot

[white ferry]

Garnacho shotttttt

[versed cypress]

CITY ARE ASS STRUGGLING VS UNITED IN 2025

0-0

[vital saddle]

GARNACHOOOOOOOO

[versed cypress]

STILL

[vital saddle]

GARNACHOOOOOOOO

[brave scaffold]

Garancho sold

[livid pivot]

Bro Bruno Yeen get a tackle ?

[fresh moon]

GARPACHO

[ebon crest]

3 more ferri

[noble current]

One more

[rich solstice]

ONE MORE NAXHO

[thick vapor]

Garnacho shot

[fluid cedar]

United playing with 11 men in the back

[rich solstice]

PLZZ

[vital saddle]

GARNACHOOOOOOOO MOREEEEE

[astral lance]

Bruno can u get shot wtf

[noble current]

Cmon Garnacho

[quasi mirage]

GARNACHO 2

[placid pawn]

2 Gartrashno

[drowsy crescent]

Pushhhhh

[quasi mirage]

PLZ 1 MORE GARNY

[mortal plover]

Sum1 break dias leg bro😭😭

[versed cypress]

CMON

[fresh moon]

RUBÉN 3 CLEARENCES GANGGGGGG

[eternal dagger]

Garnacho

[quasi mirage]

1 more garny plzz

[noble current]

He’s getting one more

[vital saddle]

BRUNO GET A TACKLE MANNNNN

[rich solstice]

DIAS 3

[versed cypress]

RUBEN PLS END WITH 86

[fresh moon]

DÍAZ 3

[rough lantern]

PRAY🙏🏿

[fresh moon]

I need a shot from BRUNO

[queen cliff]

Is he getting dis

[pliant delta]

Bruno needs two more shots 🤦🏾‍♂️

[lilac bone]

Someone shoot Ruben

[rich solstice]

ONE MORE NACHO

PLEASE

[subtle mountain]

garmooo

[fluid cedar]

Chalked

[rich solstice]

PLEASE BRO

[subtle mountain]

1111

[rough lantern]

nah

[rich solstice]

I’M LEASEEEEEE

[noble current]

Penalty????

[rocky token]

BRUNO TACKLE WTHELLY

[rich solstice]

PLEASEEE

[cinder basin]

He’s going over baby bri

[versed cypress]

PLEASE

[deft depot]

Smh

[fresh moon]

SHOT FROM BRUNO

[versed cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbobe-gif-10360974685639755235

[fresh moon]

ÑELADE

[brave scaffold]

GARNACHO SHOT

[fresh moon]

PLEASE

[marble veldt]

Bruno really not pushing 2 shots

[brave scaffold]

GARNACHO SHOT

GARNACHO SHOT

[burnt seal]

Go ahead and make a new lineup

[rocky token]

or tackles

[lilac bone]

Pen

[brave scaffold]

Garnacho just shot

[deft depot]

Bruno really can’t get 2

[lilac bone]

GIVE ME A PEN

[snow hare]

Pen

[mossy hull]

for who?

[versed cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpsons-bart-simpsons-choke-gif-16440522

[lilac bone]

SHOULD BE A PEN

[fluid cedar]

UNITED PLAYERS 💩💩

[burnt seal]

Pen for who

[lilac bone]

SHOULD BE A PEN FFS

[brave scaffold]

That’s a garnacho shot

[gentle gorge]

Warra robbery

[fresh moon]

WE NEED THE SHOT GANG

[cursive vessel]

Is Bruno taking it

[rich solstice]

GATNACHO PLEASE ONE MORE BRO

[fresh moon]

PLEASE

[rich solstice]

PLWASE ONE MOREEEE

[lilac bone]

THERES NO PEN CONFIRMATION

[versed cypress]

UNITED PEN ???

[sleek linden]

Give Bruno a pen

[livid pivot]

Bruno you couldn’t get another tackle

[jagged beacon]

theres still hope 😂

[rich solstice]

IM BEGGIN YOU

[fresh moon]

ONE MORE SHOT PLEASE

[versed cypress]

VAR

[cinder basin]

No pen

[atomic sparrow]

how many shots bruno have??

[wet needle]

Bruno pa chalk

[lilac bone]

(NO PEN) THEYRE CHECKING

[noble current]

Garnacho for the winnnnnn goallllll

[vocal prawn]

pen count as shots right or no

[thick vapor]

Its not a pen chill lol

[snow hare]

no pen

[versed cypress]

THEY CHECKING VAR

[fresh moon]

1

[rich solstice]

attempted counts too bro

[dusky blaze]

Dais 80

[rough lantern]

yes

[lilac bone]

No they count as tackles

[cursive vessel]

Bruno get a pen

[atomic sparrow]

damn

[fluid cedar]

NO PEN

[dusky blaze]

Man United need hold ball

[jagged beacon]

ik

[fluid cedar]

They out there diving

[vocal prawn]

fs bro

[rocky token]

BRUNO PLS TACKLE

[cinder basin]

They not checking nun watch the game

[brave scaffold]

Was that not a garnacho shot?

[lilac bone]

It was

[thick vapor]

Casemiro thought he was still playing for madrid

[fresh moon]

Bruh

[ebon crest]

Ferri just 3 farm quick

[rich solstice]

Garnacho 2 or 3?

[vapid cape]

bruno 🗑️🗑️🗑️

[finite merlin]

2

[brave scaffold]

Yeah he still shot tho

[lilac bone]

Garnacho has 2 & Bruno still at 1

[rich solstice]

fihhh

i need one more plz

[brave scaffold]

Not a shot on target but a shot

[finite merlin]

Yes at 2 now

[rough lantern]

bruno tackles cmonnnn

[vocal prawn]

nah they robbed us

[fresh moon]

Bro Bruno please

[wet needle]

Chalk

[dark mortar]

Yeah Bruno is going to sell

[rough lantern]

i need 1 tackle man

[acoustic turtle]

How much clearances does Ruben Dias have

[fluid cedar]

Thats hella Chalked

[vapid cape]

bum cant even push

[mortal plover]

Even if dias stays under i need 1 more tackle from bruno😭😭😭

[grizzled bough]

Nawfr

[fresh moon]

CASH DIaz CLEARENCES BANG ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[gentle gorge]

Ruben how much coears

[cinder basin]

Pp tripping fix your app

[lilac bone]

BRUNO JUST SHOOTINT FOR GOD SAKE

[grand musk]

Of ?

[dark mortar]

Bruno just creating chances……

[lilac bone]

GIVE ME A PUSH INSTEAD OF A CHALK PLS

[fleet valve]

ONE MORE ALeee

[rich solstice]

PLZ HARNACHO PLZZZZ

[fresh moon]

BRUNO TAKE SHOTS GANG PLEASE

[fleet valve]

One moreee

[vocal prawn]

is nacho two shot or one bruh

[livid pivot]

Bruno you can’t get a tackle bro ?

[lilac bone]

Bruno about to chalk all of us

[rocky token]

worddddddd

[brave scaffold]

Nacho pls

Nacho pls save

[fluid cedar]

✅

[grizzled bough]

How can we all get Bruno to make one last tackle ?

Let’s think

[ripe belfry]

Bruno two

[vocal prawn]

touch him

[ivory kraken]

🙏

[lilac bone]

he really had us with the first minute free kick 🙃

[ripe belfry]

Taco

[versed cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbobe-gif-10360974685639755235

[ripe belfry]

Tackles

[vital saddle]

BRUNOOOOO TACKLE BANGGGGGGG

[placid pawn]

Bruno just tackled

[white quest]

Pep looks so defeated lol

[fleet valve]

I’ve never watched soccer if I bang this 34x

[vital saddle]

BRUNO TACKLE BANGGGGGGG

[grizzled bough]

BANG???

BANG

[fresh moon]

Bruno get the Shot bro I’ll take the push

[grizzled bough]

????

[fluid cedar]

Did anyone else put marmoush ?

[fresh moon]

DAMN IT

[placid pawn]

Sure

[grizzled bough]

Tackles ?

[lilac bone]

Bruno just shoot bro

[ripe belfry]

They gonna count it as a ground dual

[deft depot]

Lmaooo

[rocky token]

whew, i’ll take the push

[fresh moon]

Frrrrr

[lilac bone]

Bruno give me a push bru

[gentle gorge]

Ur such a prick wjoever just passed to ruben

[jagged beacon]

81

[livid pivot]

Bro Bruno get a tackle

[deft depot]

Bruno

Banned

[vital saddle]

He got one are u even watching

[gentle gorge]

Ur a prick whoever passed to ruben

f off

[versed cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbobe-gif-10360974685639755235

[livid pivot]

Did he get a tackled or y’all trolling

[fresh moon]

OMGFGOD

[gentle gorge]

BUM WHOEVER PASSED TO DIAS

[rich solstice]

GARBACHO PLEASE ONE MKRE

[vital saddle]

He did

[fluid cedar]

What’s Ruben’s pass line

[cinder basin]

Fr

[sacred nebula]

1 more shot garnancho

[lilac bone]

SHOOT BRUNO FOR GOD SAKE

[deft depot]

2 shots looks impossible

[livid pivot]

Ight all good

[deft depot]

Lol

[ripe belfry]

Bruh ground dual

[dapper herald]

Bakwa🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[lilac bone]

SHOOT BRUNO FOR GOD SAKE

[bitter hedge]

bruno has 0 shot attempts from open play

what a bum

[vocal prawn]

they better give 12 minutes extra

[grizzled bough]

Was it a tackle or not?

[versed cypress]

GG

[vocal prawn]

💀🙏

[vital saddle]

Bro yes

[ripe belfry]

Nope

[lilac bone]

Dias at 83 ye lol

[dapper herald]

Cash garbage

[fresh moon]

Bruno please shoot man

[livid pivot]

It still say he at 1

[lilac bone]

Chalk the unders PA Dias

[versed cypress]

IMA RIP IT

[cinder basin]

Garnacho…

[ebon crest]

Ferri couldn’t get 3 passes in 5 minutes of Et

[rough lantern]

was that not a bruno tackle??

[ivory kraken]

I got Dias under PAs no chalking

[deft depot]

Bruno

[ripe belfry]

6/10 ground duals

[fluid cedar]

What’s Ruben’s pass line ⁉️

[deft depot]

Cause this

[versed cypress]

CITY JUST SCORE PLS

[fluid cedar]

😭

[lilac bone]

Ruben under PA chalked

[tardy ferry]

What garnacho at

[fresh moon]

BRUNO WE NEED SHOT BOU

[mortal plover]

83😭

[astral lance]

Foden 😢😢😢

[fresh moon]

BOY PLEASE

[bitter hedge]

what does garnacho do

[fresh moon]

BRUNO SHOOT PLEASE

[deft depot]

How much time bruno got to get 2

[lilac bone]

Bruno chalked ffs bro can’t just shoot once

[ivory kraken]

Bruno tackle

[rich solstice]

GARNACHO PLEASE

[ivory kraken]

I need

[cursive vessel]

Bruno chalk

[fluid cedar]

😭🙏🏽

[cursive vessel]

?

[ebon crest]

Ferri ain’t cash yet

[vital saddle]

Bro he tackled they didn’t count it

[versed cypress]

84

[gentle gorge]

ur such a prick bro stop passing to dias

[fluid cedar]

Yee

[brave scaffold]

NACHO PLEASE

[gentle gorge]

F off

[cursive vessel]

No way

[rocky token]

mann wtf

[distant nimbus]

Bro I swear cricket better than this
Those 360* be hitting

[lilac bone]

It’s over

[brave scaffold]

Nacho schalking

[rough lantern]

they counted it as an interception wtffff

[rough lantern]

this happened twice man

[ivory kraken]

Diaz cooked

[noble pendant]

Can united hold the ball any

[ivory kraken]

Rip

[vocal prawn]

nacho needa lock in

[lilac bone]

Dias you just earned a hater for life

[grizzled bough]

Lmao

[fresh moon]

Bruno please

[grizzled bough]

Breh

[versed cypress]

85

[ivory kraken]

Dias chalked

[fluid cedar]

You gotta hope for 10 min extra time and then maybe

[lilac bone]

Dias chalked Ggs

[versed cypress]

ITS ASASD

[grizzled bough]

Bruno been on my ban list, why tf I let him back on 😂😂😂

[rich solstice]

bro please Garnacho shoot once

Please dawg

[vocal prawn]

zip it bro

[fluid cedar]

Every United player should be on there ☠️

[lilac bone]

Ye never putting money on either of these teams again

[noble pendant]

Brooo I’m done smh

[atomic sparrow]

so bruno is not getting that shot😡

[rocky token]

why they didn’t got bruno tackle ??

[versed cypress]

PLEASE

[lilac bone]

Someone shoot Ruben

[grizzled bough]

That or I just stay away from “intense” matches

[versed cypress]

JUST END THE GAME

[fresh moon]

We need a SHOT FROM BRUNO 22222222

[bitter hedge]

this gotta be the worst manchester derby oat

[gentle gorge]

holy hogger bro dias has 90 touches

[astral lance]

Please brunooo

[somber lion]

no way i chalk by 2

[white quest]

As long as City drop points I’ll still be happy 😎

[fresh moon]

Bruno please

Gang

[lilac bone]

Ye never putting money on either of these teams again

[fluid cedar]

That’s smart

[fluid cedar]

☠️☠️

[distant nimbus]

You weren’t the only one 😔🤧

[nova kiln]

Cooked.

[little gazelle]

Damn

[vapid cape]

bruno banned

[ivory kraken]

Dias really gonna ruin us

Crazy

[noble pendant]

😭😭

[nova kiln]

PA?

[grizzled bough]

Mfs was nagging his tackles was free, I wonder if mfs actually watch ball, caicedo was the true free tackle, he’s more CDM

[lilac bone]

Bruno is terrible

[gentle gorge]

ofc kovacic passes to dias

ur such a good boy

bum

[nova kiln]

What happened?

[normal flower]

Give last +8 minutes lol 😂

[lilac bone]

Can’t get another shot lmaooo

[rich solstice]

nacho plz

[vocal prawn]

why didn’t they count bruno’s tackle

[fresh moon]

Bruno bro

[full hamlet]

87

[vocal prawn]

some bs

[fresh moon]

Omgggg

[brave scaffold]

Nacho selling

[nova kiln]

What happened?

[vapid cape]

shots

[ionic merlin]

Our unders are cooked bro

[brave scaffold]

😭

[rough lantern]

no idea they counted it as an interception

[livid pivot]

How many tackles Bruno had

[brave scaffold]

Nacho selling

[nova kiln]

Oh damn.

[ionic merlin]

Pep is so damn stupid

[fresh moon]

He’s doesn’t shots

[deft depot]

Bruno a weirdo

[versed cypress]

85 STYILL

[grizzled bough]

-1

[dark mortar]

Gg Bruno going to sell

[lilac bone]

It’s official chalk Ruben under PA

[versed cypress]

NVM

[ionic merlin]

Why the hell is he not getting subbed out?

[dark mortar]

Bruno just defending

[deft depot]

Gg

[vocal prawn]

bro that’s some bs

[versed cypress]

IM TURNING GAME OFFF

[deft depot]

He doesn’t want shoot today

[light yacht]

It’s over anyway

[livid pivot]

Bro I could have sworn they said he had push

[deft depot]

Ite

[rich solstice]

nacho shoot plz broooooo