⚽┃soccer

[bold oar]

Depends on how his previous games

[wet belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-calma-celebration-felix-joao-joao-felix-calm-celebration-joao-felix-fc-barcelona-gif-9434098379457347184

[earnest burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-felix-shooting-cause-he-pro-gif-26086440

[bold oar]

What’s his average

[glacial quarry]

That’s goal is 6 min too late for me

lol

[topaz jasper]

Goalazo

[lethal dagger]

You went over?

[sick dawn]

Wow

[glacial quarry]

Yeah I went over

[bold oar]

@vague mulch I thought Gio was finna go under but i researched a lil and knew he was gonna go over he been going crazy

[glacial quarry]

What a goal man

[steep stump]

why not lmao

[vague mulch]

Ah ok

[pliant meadow]

Glooks bruv 🤝

[lethal dagger]

Not hating, just a big game he gonna have a big job

probably gonna be marking more than passing

[sturdy folio]

I’ll take it

[lethal dagger]

Skibbity Dub Dub Dub Dub Dub Dub

[small tartan]

Roque needs one shot I think he’ll get it

[lethal dagger]

Had this in my slip and I was like “nah”

[wooden vale]

joao felix pissing this team off so much 😭😭😭

[lethal dagger]

That’s his specialty

[wooden vale]

the entire team frustrated cause of this guy man he’s everywhere

[subtle surge]

Barca sold me

[lethal dagger]

Everywhere he goes bro it don’t matter. Chelsea, Madrid, Barca it don’t matter he pisses everyone off

He’s a baller

[sudden dawn]

Need dallinga for 2 shots CMON!!!

[faint fossil]

2 passes in 45 mins 😭

[jade musk]

U think this 2nd half boutta be diff

[jade musk]

They gotta sub in better players bru wtf

[lethal dagger]

This chat was clowwwwwning me on Vitor Roque but low key y’all getting sweaty rn 😂😂😂😂😂

[bleak flax]

Bro is he gonna shoot again

Is roque gonna shoot again bruh

[desert patrol]

Yea

[lethal dagger]

Nope. Statistically he’s not

[small tartan]

He better shoot

[bleak flax]

Statistically when he starts he shots 3.6 times a game wdym lmao

[small tartan]

Hopefully they don’t sub him out

[wooden vale]

i hope not cause they got ucl tuesday

[bleak flax]

Bro don’t even need to shoot on target lmaoo

Just a damn shot

[trim snow]

He doesn't play ucl

[steep stump]

game aint even over jus let it play out

[small tartan]

Frs

[lethal dagger]

nah bruh, don’t know what stats you’re looking at but he’s only had 1 shot in the last 5 games he’s played. Doesn’t have a SOT vs ANY team

[broken axle]

Ur using pp stats

[bleak flax]

Bro he didn’t start in the last 5 games lmaoo

[lethal dagger]

what? No im not

[bleak flax]

Do ur research bro

[lethal dagger]

Bro, I swear I did

[broken axle]

Obv he gonna have 0 shots last 5 games cause he's not a starter 🤬

Wrong emoji 💀

[broken axle]

My bad

[bleak flax]

Per 90 minutes bro

That’s for every start plus full game

Lmaoo

[lethal dagger]

Just give me a second and I’ll show you my counter

[bleak flax]

Bro doesn’t kno wa he talkin abt

When he starts he performs generally

[lethal dagger]

Vs Palmas, Atletico, and Mallorca

[bleak flax]

Bro

Minutes played lmao

[wet belfry]

check how many minutes he played lmao

[bleak flax]

Look lmaooo

[lethal dagger]

I know he’s not a starter

[bleak flax]

This kid is slow

[exotic ingot]

I NEED A LOCK

[wet belfry]

both screenshots aren’t it bro

[lethal dagger]

You guys are staring the obvious

[pliant meadow]

Why you like him so much anyways gang ?

[bleak flax]

Kid he started today and he’s playing more then 9 minutes

Ur showin a 9 minute stat game lmaoo

[lethal dagger]

As of right now, if Yamal or Raphina come in.. who do you think will come in

[broken axle]

How is he gonna have insane amount of shots of he plays like 9 min when he isn't a starter 💀

[exotic ingot]

SNED ME A LOCK

[bleak flax]

They are not going to come in unless someone gets hurt

[lethal dagger]

I’m not fighting here 😂 I’m just gonna laugh if he gets subbed out

Alright Brodie, we’ll see

[bold oar]

what do you mean by that?

[bleak flax]

If the team is already winning

And they don’t need to swear

[lethal dagger]

I’m not nervous

[bleak flax]

Why would they put in better players

[bleak flax]

You must have the under

[verbal grail]

Ong im chalked

[bleak flax]

😂😂

[lethal dagger]

Maybe to secure the win by another goal?

[lethal dagger]

I do

[broken axle]

That explains it 💀

[lethal dagger]

I have under on SOT

[bleak flax]

Why u take under on stijin

[pliant meadow]

What’s your reasoning behind him. No offense I don’t like to blindly tail

[lethal dagger]

yea, why would I go over on someone who has never gone over?

😂

[broken axle]

He's not getting subbed

[lethal dagger]

Show me a stat where he’s gone over

[bleak flax]

He literally has ur a last 5 warrior

[vagrant egret]

Lost so much today

[bleak flax]

He has scored literally like 5 goals

Lmaooo

In 10 started game s

[vagrant egret]

😂😂😂😂

[bleak flax]

Game s

[lethal dagger]

Good luck bro

I hope you hit

[broken axle]

Has he even started last 5 games 💀

[lethal dagger]

You’re the one saying I don’t know why I’m talking about, why you asking me if he started?

[lethal dagger]

you should know this

He hasn’t started because he’s not a starter

[bold oar]

i respect it 🤝🏽. I base it off previous stats and stats against the opposing team then also most were choosing over in the chat but i am going with the opposite

[lethal dagger]

He’s not even a first team player

[lunar anchor]

❌or✅

[lethal dagger]

Barca bought him because they wanna be so much like Real Madrid

[broken axle]

There u answered ur question then man 💀 obv last 5 games don't even matter if he doesn't start

So ur cooked

[steep stump]

jus stop arguing w this guy

[bleak flax]

I never asked that

[lethal dagger]

Madrid just bought Endrick, who just won a title while Barca bought someone who can’t go over on shots 💀

Imma hold my ground if I lose

[shell fjord]

✅❌?

[lethal dagger]

I’m also gonna hold it down if y’all lose

😂

Cause rn I have the advantage

[bleak flax]

You have zero advantage

[lethal dagger]

If roque gets subbed y’all are COOKED

[bleak flax]

And if he doesn’t get subbed your COOKED

lmao

[broken axle]

Subbed for who 💀

[bleak flax]

Like huh?

[lethal dagger]

Correct

[bleak flax]

Why would he get subbed

He has no reason to be substituted

Unless he gets hurt

[broken axle]

Nobody on 1st team coming on

They got a match Wednesday

[elfin rose]

best liga mx pick?

[lethal dagger]

lol, it’s me against the world rn

[bleak flax]

This kids slow

[broken axle]

Vega,malagon and henry

[steep stump]

endrik sucks

[broken axle]

And combo pachuca chivas gk

[lethal dagger]

lol, 😆

[steep stump]

yamal better

[bleak flax]

U got bros over too?

[lethal dagger]

Type that again without crying

[steep stump]

who is crying brokie

[lethal dagger]

Damn that’s crazy, Yamal about to get the we beat Madrid trophy 🏆

[broken axle]

I got Vega over,Marcel over,Martin over,piojo over combo pachuca/chivas gk over and malagon over

[steep stump]

lemme guess ur goat is penaldo?? 😂

[elfin rose]

vega over SOT

[broken axle]

He's hitting that

It might get bumped later

[lethal dagger]

Penaldo has nothing to do with this Convo 😭 if you knew ball you’d know Dhino is goat

[steep stump]

ronaldinho??

lmfaoo

dinho literally said messi is the goat before he even entered the convoo

[bleak flax]

Here bro this is for you

In case you can’t read

This is saying

Barcelona is planning on not subbing anyone

Because of their big game Wednesday

[flat surge]

Vitor finna sell

[bleak flax]

So just be aware

[lethal dagger]

That’s crazy!!!

[elfin rose]

what abt the combo for america game

GK combo

[lethal dagger]

All that for this

[broken axle]

Real goat is paco memo 1st player with 1k goals 🙌

[elfin rose]

malagon and volpi combo

[bleak flax]

And he needs one more

[broken axle]

Idk tbh

[lethal dagger]

I can’t wait till Roque gets his second shot

[broken axle]

But chivas gk combo a for sure

[lethal dagger]

like I’m not even lying

[bleak flax]

Lmaoo

[lethal dagger]

I really want him to hit that second shot

[broken axle]

Volpi line too high for me personally

@elfin rose

[lethal dagger]

Vitor Roque, 6.4 rating

BANGGGG IT IN!!!!!

[broken axle]

Marcel should be called up for national team

[lethal dagger]

6.5 just drew a foul lmao

[pliant meadow]

Fair enough I appreciate it 🤝

[elfin rose]

alvarado pick is a gem

[broken axle]

Forgot Abt Alvarado lol but yeah

Alvarado comes in clutch every game

[elfin rose]

u should put the MMA discount in ur slip

free square

[broken axle]

I've already used it 5 times

[elfin rose]

oh das wsp

hope u cash i tailed the chivas gk combo

[broken axle]

Thx we all cashing tn 🙌

Vega is a slept on square

In predicting 2 goals tn from him

[dapper grotto]

green fn?

[lethal dagger]

Why can’t this idiot Roque take a shot man

Comon man

I literally want to lose

[steep stump]

cause the ball hasnt come to him?/

[winter marsh]

Zirkzee shoot damn

[lethal dagger]

fr what’s up with these Bums not shooting

[winter marsh]

This is crazy man

[lethal dagger]

right? Like cmon man

😂

[winter marsh]

Ridiculous

[ornate raft]

I need ter stegen to not block a shot and victor not to take a shot

[lethal dagger]

I just called Xavi. I told him to get your word out. I got you.

[mint thunder]

Xavi is suspended tho

Klopp taking charge

[drifting mountain]

Lock me in a 2 man slip

[ornate raft]

If I hit I’m sending you money

I need one for mls

I got 150 for a two man

[lethal dagger]

Of course you’re gonna hit. Barcelona is the biggest club in Catalan. They just made a movie from a 1st leg win in a UCL quarter final.

[dapper mulch]

but

[topaz jasper]

Why this guy saying it wasn’t offside 💀 bro was WAY off

[lethal dagger]

Did anybody watch the Man U game

Yamal warming up

LETS GOOOOOOOO

FERRAN TORRES WARMING UP

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[steep stump]

r u dumb

ferran torres is in the game

yamal is gonna replace torres

[mellow saddle]

Get some saves Steve Mandela

[lethal dagger]

Hmmmm I wonder why they’re warming up rn🤔

[lethal dagger]

I am dumb. 110%

[winter marsh]

wtf is zirkzee doing

[runic talon]

C’mon Roque

One more

[bleak flax]

Did he get subbed ?

[lethal dagger]

You should know this

[bleak flax]

Wow

[lethal dagger]

You guys were clowning on me so much

I’m still rooting for y’all

[bleak flax]

Lmaooo

Holy sh

[lethal dagger]

OOOOOOP

[subtle surge]

Chalk

[bleak flax]

Lmaoooo wtffff

[lethal dagger]

Wya loser?

[lethal dagger]

Wya loser?

[dapper grotto]

vitor roque so overrated

he buns

[small tartan]

Roque really sold

[lethal dagger]

Wya loser?

[unborn wigeon]

W Fade

[dapper grotto]

i feel for anyone who put over on him

[lethal dagger]

I tried telling y’all

[plain lynx]

took fermin instead of him

[lethal dagger]

This entire chat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They all don’t know ball,

It’s so obvious

[broken axle]

I didn't even put him in my slip

[lethal dagger]

Idgaf if you did or didn’t you were going against me hard like I didn’t know

All of y’all

[broken axle]

Zip it up once ur done

[lethal dagger]

Lmao

I knew he wasn’t gonna hit

#1 Barca is cheeks

[trim snow]

He doesn't even play ucl

[lethal dagger]

#2 Roque isn’t even 1st team player

[remote flower]

Better day coming

[lethal dagger]

#3 Endrick is CLEAR

https://tenor.com/view/endrick-gol-do-endrick-endrick-goal-palmeiras-verdão-gif-13088854668049033132

[lethal dagger]

I guess I didn’t

[lime thunder]

I took him under too

[lethal dagger]

I’m logging off, I came here to shite on all Barca fans

Madrid remains King

[sudden dawn]

How's this looking?

[sudden dawn]

They say he got 33 but online it says 25

[steep stump]

"Madrid remains king" 🤓

[lethal dagger]

Next time maybe do your research 😭

[bold oar]

Np brother

[lethal dagger]

A Movie

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[steep stump]

madrid gonna dissapear vs man city

save ur tears

got lucky in the 1st leg

[half halo]

Wow man this victor kidd went over

[pliant meadow]

Damn these hooks is crazy. Roque sub 🙃

[half halo]

Bro is a random

[lime lantern]

Hows this looking

[lethal dagger]

Type that again without crying

Brokie

[steep stump]

ur the brokie

[lethal dagger]

A MOVIE

[steep stump]

cry when madrid loses

[lethal dagger]

😭😭😭😭

[steep stump]

who tf names their kid Diogo

[lethal dagger]

Diogo Jota

😭😭😭😭

I’m dead

[steep stump]

u aint him tho

[lethal dagger]

That’s not even my name

[steep stump]

ur jus a loser online

[sudden dawn]

Dallinga don't chalk pleaseee

[lethal dagger]

I’m a skibbity Dub Dub Dub Dub Dub Dub

[gloomy kelp]

W

[lethal dagger]

While ur loser team makes “A MOVIE”

[sudden dawn]

Valid bfo

Bro

[steep stump]

make a movie ab how madrid loses to city lmfaoo

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-champion-facepalm-cry-gif-5673474

[lethal dagger]

But but but we won a UCL final vs them

But but but you guys lost to a Mbappe hat trick vs PSG

[steep stump]

aint nobody more on a team meat then u

[lethal dagger]

But but but but

[steep stump]

bro doing tricks on it

no one even talking ab barca but here u r slobbering them

lmfaooo

ur life must be sad

[lethal dagger]

Rather do that to a winning team that Vitor Roque on shots

💀

[lethal dagger]

Brodie you brought up Messi and Ronaldo when they wasn’t even relevant

[steep stump]

madrid aint gonna win nothing

they gonna exit sadly

[lethal dagger]

We are literally winning the league

[steep stump]

next game

[lethal dagger]

LOL

[exotic ingot]

madrid not winning nun

[steep stump]

bros more happy to win the league but doesnt wanna talk ab how sad they r gonna exit ucl

[proud lava]

Victor cash?

[exotic ingot]

no

[steep stump]

no

[proud lava]

Bett dat under was sweatyy asff

[subtle surge]

This is crazy

[lethal dagger]

Madrid gonna take 3 points next Sunday. PSG will smash and Madrid will come and ruin everything

[subtle surge]

Barca is shirt rn

[lethal dagger]

SKIBBITY DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB DUB

[lethal dagger]

they always have been

Always will be

[desert viper]

How this

[small tartan]

More ?

[sudden dawn]

DALLINGAS BEEN AT 1 shot since 3:15 AINT NO WAY A WHOLE HOUR BROS STILL AT 1

[broken axle]

Barca and Madrid are 4ss

They don't got Copa del Rey unlike Bilbao

[bold oar]

Chalked?

[lethal dagger]

the ones who just lost vs Mallorca?

💀

I’m ded

[broken axle]

They beat them..

[small tartan]

Lloris getting over 3 saves ??

[broken axle]

I had Mallorca winning man

[bold oar]

Bro banned

[lethal dagger]

Me too

[grave thicket]

bro can someone apple pay me $10 plz ill split my earnings with u it my first time on this app

[steep stump]

what u need 10 for

[broken axle]

Aguirre was having an awesome run with Mallorca then choked

[grave thicket]

for deposit i wanna try it

[small tartan]

?

[lethal dagger]

I should’ve done the less in 30’ min

But I didn’t

That’s the only one where I missed

[broken axle]

https://www.indeed.com/m/

[lethal dagger]

I didn’t do the over either I faded

[broken axle]

@grave thicket

[grave thicket]

i got money bro not in apple pay 🤦‍♂️

[subtle surge]

Cash Ter stegsn

[lethal dagger]

It would be the most hilarious thing if Barca loses to PSG on Tuesday

Which I have a feeling will happen

[subtle surge]

We playing so cheeks rn

[lunar anchor]

Dude been stuck at 1 all game🤦🏾‍♂️

[lethal dagger]

I had the whole world against me earlier but nooooooo they all acting like they know ball

[broken axle]

U can do straight from card too man

[steep stump]

bro is still talking ab barca lmfaoo you gotta be the most on tip dude i ever seen

[lethal dagger]

You can hop off my shlong

[grave thicket]

mastercard

[austere apex]

Smh right

[steep stump]

dude reacted to his own message LMAOO

[lethal dagger]

All day

I need that self confidence

[steep stump]

ik u do

[lethal dagger]

How you think Madrid gonna win vs City?

[steep stump]

they wont

[lethal dagger]

Self Confidence

Just like Barca won the UCL in 2016 2017 2018

Oh wait

[polar ermine]

This hitting?

[steep stump]

u mean those robbed UCLs LOL

[broken axle]

Madrid beating city ngl

[lethal dagger]

they haven’t even PLAYED UCL in that many years 😭😭😭😭

[austere apex]

I’m done with soccer. Dude got subbed

[lethal dagger]

Nah real talk it’s anyone’s game

Even I’m scared

[broken axle]

I think Madrid winning ngl

[small tartan]

Timothy Tillman passes ??

[sudden dawn]

F soccer

[small tartan]

Or no

[lethal dagger]

but Madrid needs that confidence Ancelotti said it today in the press

[sudden dawn]

Dallinga was at 1 all game

Smh

[brazen rapids]

Is vitor roque gonna hit? I mean what’s the chance from here lol

[steep stump]

bro

hes out of the game

[broken axle]

Isn't he subbed

[steep stump]

lmao

[lethal dagger]

He said “The boys will win vs city not because or performance but because of attitude and confidence”

[robust kelp]

Denis SOT?

[lethal dagger]

Barca can win too

[lunar anchor]

Under or over

[broken axle]

If Bellingham gets his rest it's over in my opinion

[lethal dagger]

But Mbappe gonna take it personal

Imma just break your heart rn @monza

Straight up

[broken axle]

That's a 50/50 mbappe ghosted so he gonna probably do a hat trick this following game

[lethal dagger]

The only player more dangerous than Mbappe is Mbappe who didnt score the game before

[lethal dagger]

Yup

[steep stump]

bro i could care less lmao i watch for fun

u act like madrid knows u

and ur a part of the team

😂

[broken axle]

U never know it's like ohtani he's prob in this server

[lethal dagger]

They do we talk regularly

[steep stump]

no madrid player is in here i can gaurantee u that

[desert viper]

How thijs

[runic talon]

I’m gonna cry

[lethal dagger]

Cadiz has 0 Saves that’s wild

Barca going into a UCL quarter final with an upset, no confidence and a Classico the weekend after

Bayern vs Arsenal another banger

[desert viper]

How this dallinga doing

[restive drum]

he didn’t hit

got subbed

[desert viper]

Thanks

[hushed hazel]

Yooo guys I need help here!! Who’s going to win tonight???

[bold oar]

💰💰

[hushed hazel]

Anybody know??

[old quail]

America

Monterrey

And the other one I would say tie but if I had to pick it would be Pachuca

[normal scarab]

denis U

[robust kelp]

Chalked ?

[small tartan]

It barely started lol

[old kite]

Bro they’re 30 mins in😭

[fervent flare]

Chust chalk over PA?

[normal scarab]

cash

[dire garnet]

Evander my beloved 😍

[small tartan]

They should’ve gave the first goal to evander too

[dire garnet]

agreed

love him man what a player

[brave kiln]

I don’t understand why Arsenal started playing Rice in LM?

His passes have decreased so much

If they play him center mid tmr against Villa he will easily top 50.5

Is anyone taking his over 50.5 ?

[lyric wharf]

Lm?

[brave kiln]

Like left center mid

[lyric wharf]

Ya

Rice on the wing would be crazy lmao

[brave kiln]

It’s so risky touching his 50.5 line because idk if he’s gonna play lcm or cm tmr

[brave kiln]

😭 onb

[lyric wharf]

Might also get subbed

[brave kiln]

yea I know

but they’re playing for the title so I don’t think hell get subbed

My worry is more his position

[civic dew]

I would fade and not touch him and wait for next week some safer

[brave kiln]

do I g*mil it

Gmbl

[civic dew]

Up to u brother

[lyric wharf]

Depends on the score line imo

We prioritizing the Bayern game a lil more

[brave kiln]

nah bro it’s gonna be close

He rarely has been subbed this season

[lyric wharf]

I could see it being 2-0

[brave kiln]

I’m gonna gambl it

and pray arteta plays him mid

if he does it’s a free line

Im liking this

both at home competing for the title so

@lyric wharf where do you think rice is playing

[small tartan]

Is this a trap ?

If he starts

[fervent flare]

Did Victor cash over his Passes??

[limber geyser]

whst was his line

[fervent flare]

34.5

[limber geyser]

victor roque?

[fervent flare]

Hes at 31 full time yea?

[zealous gate]

cook @lethal elk

[fervent flare]

Victor chust

[limber geyser]

yea he hit he got 39

[fervent flare]

Shessh

Goodlookn bro

[hushed hazel]

Who winning this tonight?

[limber geyser]

america

pachuca winning

and monterrey

[hushed hazel]

Wow I thought tiger would win that one..

[desert patrol]

Chivas

[north nimbus]

Life

Mfs go give me $1

[hushed hazel]

Who winning tonight? Need more thoughts

[shrewd verge]

Pachuca America Tigres

[broken axle]

Chivas,toluca, Monterey

[coral iron]

Planning on nuking this. Would Henry SOT be better than Fidalgo shots?

[broken axle]

Do combo chivas gk combo

[coral iron]

Didn’t see it. Looks like a good lock 🔥

[broken axle]

Marcel ruiz over looks good too

Same with piojo soy

Sot

[normal scarab]

cook @lethal elk

[robust kelp]

Chalk Denis lol Portland red card

[dire garnet]

Well that's my crepau saves over chalked

Stupid challenge

[normal scarab]

portland red

wait pen ? @dire garnet

[robust kelp]

Lmao 2-2

What a free kick

[small tartan]

?

[robust kelp]

Denis get a red card

[dire garnet]

Bouanga over 4.5 might hit now

[tiny hull]

Yep he’s at 3

[bronze kayak]

How this look?

[forest rune]

Lock this?

[dire garnet]

Under or over?

[tiny hull]

I like Rondon over

[sudden dawn]

How's Oliveira looking wit 2 shots?

[outer lynx]

I need two locks for tonight can someone help me

[zenith violet]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[tiny hull]

Benteke over

[olive pelican]

I do too

[tiny hull]

Come on Dennis

[robust kelp]

Looking good

[exotic ingot]

#🤼┃mma

[left badger]

Did that count as a 4th shot for bouanga?

[robust kelp]

I think it was a croSS

[left badger]

Bruh how was that a shot tho

The keeper saved it

[stark dagger]

Msg me to get safe locks

[tiny hull]

Might stay correct it

[robust kelp]

Dude only plays good in LA

[robust kelp]

He crossed it it wasn’t a shot

[regal mason]

You think he gonna get 2 more shots ?

[robust kelp]

1 more yeah 2 idk

[small tartan]

Evander one more shot 🥲

[outer lynx]

For what ?

Who should I pair it with

[olive pelican]

Wait they subbed in a gk right

I ain’t watching the game I didn’t expect gk to have a red 💀

[left badger]

Alright just 1 more now

[normal scarab]

for who

[left badger]

Yea the gk made a tackle as the last player

[normal scarab]

denis 4

[left badger]

Bouanga

Did he touch that??

If he did bouanga hit

[wet belfry]

Denis 5

[dire garnet]

Yep

That's 5

[normal scarab]

denis sot

[small tartan]

I should’ve gone evander under

[tiny hull]

I’m not sure

[small tartan]

Y’all think he’s getting subbed out ?

[normal scarab]

denis push sot lfg

[dire garnet]

If there wasn't that red card he 1000% clears it

It's the sort of things you can't really predict

[small tartan]

Messi over passes or SOT

[normal scarab]

not a sot if

ig

[robust kelp]

Cash

[robust kelp]

Nah he didn’t

[glacial quarry]

Yeah very likely

[normal scarab]

ik

[glacial quarry]

Macias and cowell on the bench

[mighty relic]

Yall taking this ??

[small tartan]

I am

[glacial quarry]

Hell yes

[small tartan]

Alexis or Martín SOT ?

[glacial quarry]

His shots assisted good too

Both

[graceful bronze]

Fidalgo over

[vestal compass]

over or under

[dense ibex]

As a rangers fan. What a bum adolis

[winter ruin]

Hit ?

[tiny hull]

#⚾┃mlb

[tiny hull]

Ollie over and Saka only playing a half most likely

[runic talon]

Gonna cry

Dumb Roque

PA ended up getting 52

And Roque blew it

[sour dew]

Hope this cash I’ll share 🙏🏾💙

[brazen arch]

Is Messi playing the whole game today??

[winter ruin]

Should I do rice under his passes since he has a game on Tuesday and more shot on Watkins ?

[plain lynx]

rondon 1 shot

2 now

[dire garnet]

only 2 more

[olive pelican]

2 more and I cash

[dire garnet]

1 save so far

5 more for the combo to cash

[glacial quarry]

I think he will save 4

[olive pelican]

Cash idrissi

[unborn wigeon]

No way he had shots?

[olive pelican]

Yeah he got 2

[drifting mountain]

Lock me in a 2man slip

[unborn wigeon]

ik but it was on board? i only seen his sa

[olive pelican]

Nvm it was sa

[mighty relic]

Alvarado almost cashed the shots on target

[olive pelican]

Piojo was close

[mighty relic]

Twice

[olive pelican]

He shooting

just a lil loser

[shell phoenix]

is Shane O'Neill dnp?

[olive pelican]

They knew not to add a shot line on him

[olive pelican]

Yeah

[shell phoenix]

how yk

[rich heath]

We need 3 this half

[olive pelican]

Pavel 1

[olive pelican]

2 now

[olive pelican]

Line ups been dropped

He not even a sub

[glacial quarry]

2 for the combo

[chrome sand]

@olive pelican 👀

[shell phoenix]

anyone got were i can watch the mls games

[tiny hull]

I love that pick

[loud loom]

Idk much about soccer but I do know stats ig

[tiny hull]

Boupendza will prob go over

[loud loom]

I think he had like 1 or 0 his last game

[olive pelican]

Yeah he prob will stop at 2 from his performance

[tiny hull]

But he plays one of the worse teams. So I can see him getting 2 in the 1h

[olive pelican]

Yeah that’s why I faded

[versed cypress]

Messi under or over

[olive pelican]

😭

over

[tiny hull]

Fade

[olive pelican]

but that’s cuz he’s Yk

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[versed cypress]

Is sporting even good

[tiny hull]

Yeah

[olive pelican]

Nah

[tiny hull]

They are decent

I didn’t know Acosta is 5’3

[olive pelican]

Yeah he short 💀

I didn’t know either

[versed cypress]

At home they have more possession might just fade

[tiny hull]

I’m fading it too

[versed cypress]

Ima wait for tmr ig

I gotta win tmr

[tiny hull]

U don’t like mls

These games don’t start on time. Come on. Every country in the world other then America starts on time

[rich heath]

Cmon 1 more save for the combo before half

[lyric wharf]

Its always 10 min after

[tiny hull]

That’s only in America

[lyric wharf]

ik

[tiny hull]

They just yap for 10 min to waste time

Right before I locked in. Forsberg got bumped. Ofc that happen

[hexed epoch]

I've been on a winning streak for days now i can send ya what I got fr tn msg me

[lean saddle]

Hoopla

[glacial quarry]

Liga Mx needs to upgrade their video quality. so behind other leagues

[tiny hull]

Bc no one watches it

[desert patrol]

GOALLLL

[olive pelican]

How tf

💀

[tiny hull]

Which game

[olive pelican]

Chivas goal

[dire garnet]

Benteke 1 shot

Goal

[olive pelican]

own goal right

[plain lynx]

own goal

[glacial quarry]

Liga Mx is one of the most watched leagues

[drifting mountain]

Post the 2man slip

[tiny hull]

Actually. There league dogshii

[glacial quarry]

Yeah ok lol now I know you just a hater

[tiny hull]

Bruh what

[glacial quarry]

One of the few leagues that’s actually competitive. Most leagues are top heavy

[tiny hull]

Ok fair point

[olive pelican]

Idk abt u I rather watch liga Mx than mls

[tiny hull]

Forsberg 1

[drifting mountain]

Mls is starting to gain traction

[tiny hull]

Like no one knows about it bc America has so many other sports

[elfin rose]

chivas gk combo at 2 right

it says 2 on espn

[dire garnet]

yh

pachuca will need to go for it though, they are close to being outside the top 6 of clausura

[tiny hull]

Fors 2

[olive pelican]

Banggg cash Bryan

[dire garnet]

Benteke 2

Rondon 3

[tiny hull]

Rondon at 3 is low

[dire garnet]

yeah 1 more to cash

and 45 min left

need some saves though

[olive pelican]

Rondon 3

[civic dew]

Messi over in passes ima take it

[broken axle]

Did piojo get his shot?

[olive pelican]

Damn Brady was free

3 saves

[olive pelican]

No he gets close

[broken axle]

Dammm

Keepers are at 2 right?

[olive pelican]

Yep

[broken axle]

I can see them both getting 3 each

[olive pelican]

Me to

[broken axle]

This formation is weird

Is Cowell out?

[olive pelican]

We just need a good 2nd half

[olive pelican]

He on the bench

[broken axle]

Piojo scoring I see he's a forward this game

[tiny hull]

Cinci needs to start shooting

[olive pelican]

Fist get the ball 💀

63% possession I didn’t expect this from Montreal

[tiny hull]

Lol. Montreal sucks to

[dire garnet]

tbf I should have realized this that this is their first home game

[olive pelican]

It is? 💀

Oh yeah it is

[tiny hull]

Shouldn’t matter. When it cinci

[dire garnet]

how is a player like Josef Martinez having to come of the bench

[tiny hull]

Cause they duck

Suck

[dire garnet]

martinez is a baller

[runic creek]

Malagon 2.5???

[tiny hull]

Chanclay just went off

[uncut idol]

Why is the cincy montreal game the opposite of what it should be ?😂

[winter ruin]

?

[dire garnet]

it has to be just montreal being at home 😭

damn pessi starting for miami

[celest pawn]

More fs

[tiny hull]

Ik right

[tiny hull]

Hell no. They play a dogshit team

[celest pawn]

Toluca is 1st place in league

[tiny hull]

Oh MB I was thinking of a different guy. Lmao

[celest pawn]

Lmao all good

[broken axle]

Volpi over 4 saves?

Over 3.5*

[tiny hull]

Man I need Montreal saves

[glacial quarry]

He’s on the bench.. the home and away formations are different and the coach always changing the line up. I don’t like this coach.

[dire garnet]

cincinnatti slacking

[olive pelican]

Damn Piojo yellow

[broken axle]

Yeah this coach makes substitutions so fcking late

[tiny hull]

Hopefully second they come out hot. I also need waterman clearances

[vague vigil]

Thoughts?

[dire garnet]

1 save sirois

[tiny hull]

Finally a save

[glacial quarry]

They need to put cowell and Macias

Marin needs to go

[dire garnet]

Gonna need a miracle from Santi Rodriguez to get some shots

[broken axle]

If they put Cowell they gonna take out piojo

[mighty relic]

I need pioco to get that shot on target

[broken axle]

Another save

[glacial quarry]

They should take out nene

[broken axle]

He should have piojo and Cowell and Macias up top

Idk why he chose that formation

[glacial quarry]

Fr

[tiny hull]

Nice red card for New England

[broken axle]

Diff between Pachuca and chivas js that Pachuca doing substitutions in like 5 min

Chivas gonna wait till like 75

[dire garnet]

Time for Santi to cook 🙏 even though I'm a new England fan

Caleb Porter helped my other MLS club out enough he can rot in NE

[glacial quarry]

How many saves rn

[tiny hull]

I need that shii to

[glacial quarry]

3, or 4

[olive pelican]

Red card

[glacial quarry]

?

[tiny hull]

Red for Red Bull

[broken axle]

3

[olive pelican]

Almada 💀

[broken axle]

El Pollo brisuela

[tiny hull]

Bro I need fors shots

[broken axle]

El Pollo brisuela

[wet belfry]

No Red Card For New England

[polar valve]

Who has a solid soccer slip?

[gilded citrus]

What happened to bro ?

[tiny hull]

Wow I needed that

[broken axle]

Marin out for Cowell 🤔@glacial quarry

[dire garnet]

Injured and subbed off

[broken axle]

Alan mozo is getting the vegeta hairline

[olive pelican]

Cash emil shots

[tiny hull]

Forsberg cash

But I got the bump right before I locked in

[lyric wharf]

Injury

[tiny hull]

Montreal goal

[dire garnet]

Santi 1 shot

[gilded citrus]

Dang will the reboot ?

[dire garnet]

2 more 🙏

[tiny hull]

Santi 1

[glacial quarry]

Yeah ima call the coach rn

[olive pelican]

No reboots for footy if they start it counts

[robust kelp]

Is inter game starting at 5:30 or 6

[tiny hull]

@dire garnet are you watching the games or do u just scroll through futmob

[dire garnet]

Rondon letting the other players shoot and they missing

[gilded citrus]

Ok

[tiny hull]

2 saves for Montreal

[dire garnet]

I'm watching bruins vs penguins atm but Im scrolling in sofascore

I'll be watching Pessi though

[tiny hull]

I just scroll through futmob bc I’m not paying 15 a month for ms

Mls

[dire garnet]

some of the games are free

[tiny hull]

Santi 2

[dire garnet]

like the timbers one was today

[dire garnet]

lfg

anyone watching nhl this playoff race is CRAZY

• Auston Matthews goal #69 😏

[tiny hull]

Nah my team out already

[dire garnet]

who

I might judge you based on your team

[tiny hull]

Wild

[dire garnet]

PLEASE win tonight

[broken axle]

Piojo plays so dead when Marin is playing

[tiny hull]

Bro we suck

[dire garnet]

I am getting desprate for macklin celebrini

[unborn wigeon]

Santi cashed

[dire garnet]

Im a sharks fan bro said his team sucks 💀

[tiny hull]

Lmao

[dire garnet]

BANGGGG

[rich heath]

Combo chalked smh

[tiny hull]

Lfg Santi

[dire garnet]

I knew what I was up to

[tiny hull]

Mls is free most of the time

[wet belfry]

Santi cashed

[dire garnet]

Benteke 2 shots and Sirois 2 more saves

would be great

Something's happening here...

[lyric wharf]

Benteke free

[tiny hull]

I need waterman clearances. 😢😢😢

[dire garnet]

W

[broken axle]

Piojo scaring me

[olive pelican]

Need him

[dire garnet]

did pachuca forget they need to shoot the ball to get points??

[raw crown]

Any liga mx

[unborn wigeon]

Rangel save

[shrewd verge]

Any liga mx picks

[dire garnet]

hasnt he had 2 for a while

[devout copper]

Looking so good

[dire garnet]

privett was so free im angry at myself for not picking it

[oak rampart]

When does the Miami match start?

[dire garnet]

I was worried only cuz he had less passes in his home matches but clearly thats not the case anymore

[dire garnet]

should be like right now

[oak rampart]

Aight

[dire garnet]

yeah it right now

[unborn wigeon]

He got 3 now

[dire garnet]

time for the Pessi bowl

[raw crown]

How confident?

[dire garnet]

the best team to play at arrowhead stadium

[coral iron]

90%

[small tartan]

I only need el piojo one shot on target

I don’t think he’s getting it

[dire garnet]

I hope messi gets tackled like a NFL player ronaldo better sui

[broken axle]

He is

[elfin rose]

i’m sweating cmon piojo

[oak rampart]

Where can I watch the Miami game

[dire garnet]

apple tv or 🏴‍☠️

[broken axle]

Cowell and piojo link up play soon for a sot for piojo just watch 🤫

[pliant dust]

Green

Or nah

[broken axle]

2 more saves for combo to hit

[rich heath]

Its chalked

[tiny hull]

First game back

[broken axle]

Nope

[tiny hull]

15 min. Left u got it

[broken axle]

Yeah it's gonna hit

[pliant dust]

He not gonna cook

[dire garnet]

goal KC

[tiny hull]

I read it wrong. I thought u went over

[dire garnet]

haha Pessi 😭

[tiny hull]

KC definitely better

[earnest burrow]

Aandddd miami already losing

[dire garnet]

well

they did blow a 3-0 lead last week

[broken axle]

Cowell almost made a goal

[dire garnet]

all in the 2nd half

[robust kelp]

Messi walking cashhhhhhh ✅✅✅✅

[mighty relic]

Gk combo at 5

[earnest burrow]

Miami never had a 3-0 lead wym

[dire garnet]

kansas

city

[mighty relic]

I need Alvarado to get this last shot on target

[earnest burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-uh-haha-meme-gif-14415788

[dire garnet]

1 save and 1 more shot from Rondon

and we cooking

[sudden dawn]

How much would I hit?

Muriel can def maybe go ovwr

Over

[broken axle]

Save

Combo hit

[mighty relic]

I need that shot on target from Alvarado

[broken axle]

It hit 6

It cashed

[elfin rose]

what min u on?

[tiny hull]

Wwww

[broken axle]

It just hit 🤡

[mighty relic]

I need alvarado to get this shot on target

[elfin rose]

i think he’s gonna get subbed rn

[oak rampart]

That cowell dude on chivas is good

[mighty relic]

May alvarado get a last sot

[dire garnet]

well Rondon will play the rest of the game

the 3 sub windows are used

or do they get 1 more for an injury sub

[elfin rose]

nvm

it’s marin

[olive pelican]

Yes

[mighty relic]

Yea

[dense ibex]

Piojo plz!

[mighty relic]

So hopefully he could get a shot

[broken axle]

I don't like how dude plays

Marin pisses me off

Sometimes hes good other time he isnt

[hoary ore]

Does tackles update live?

[dense ibex]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[outer lynx]

Guys I need one lock

Can someone help me please

[broken axle]

Malagon

Over

[exotic ingot]

#🤼┃mma

[hoary ore]

Does tackles update live?

[unborn wigeon]

Yes

[hoary ore]

Gl

[outer lynx]

U sure??

[mighty relic]

Combo at 5

[broken axle]

It's vs Toluca they fighting for 1st place

[broken axle]

6

[mighty relic]

Pls alvarado

[graceful bronze]

Fidalgo over passes or vega sit

Sot

[broken axle]

Wait what

They not counting a save

[sudden dawn]

Bruh I must be a ghost

[olive pelican]

I only counted 5

[sudden dawn]

Smh nobody see what I be saying

[uncut idol]

Why does waterman not have a single clearance

[tiny hull]

3 save a

[atomic heart]

Messi passes chalk

[broken axle]

I though it was 6

[mighty relic]

Alvarado could get the last shot on target if he lock in

[dire garnet]

Sirois 3 save

[broken axle]

Ur a ghost

[outer lynx]

Are u sure on the passes?

[outer lynx]

Which one is better between the two u gave me

[robust kelp]

People really pay hundreds to see Messi walk ???

[sudden dawn]

Must be

[graceful bronze]

He be covering and won’t get subbed unless he gets injured or sum

[olive pelican]

And we gettingggg

[broken axle]

Vega is more doable

[olive pelican]

6 et

[mighty relic]

6 minutes left cmon

[dire garnet]

Benteke 3 shots

[rich heath]

Its chalked gts

[dire garnet]

frick

Miami goal

dont be pessi 🤞

[olive pelican]

Yeah it is he not getting sot

[olive pelican]

Gomez

[dire garnet]

its Gomez

so who cares

[earnest burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/goal-soccer-ronaldo-portugal-football-gif-4886320

[olive pelican]

Messi assist

😎

[brittle elbow]

Damn pessi that assist tho

[rich heath]

Cant believe the combo hooked crazy

[grand crow]

Free?

[elfin rose]

combo went under

[dire garnet]

Rondon SOT would have been clutch but he didnt have it in him

[glacial quarry]

Game was alot more closed off than I thought

[analog wedge]

Pachuca’s offense was locked down lol

[glacial quarry]

Both tbh

[runic creek]

Oh yeah Messi’s passes chalked Forsure

[brittle elbow]

Messi

[grave thicket]

who got lots of money in their apple pay?

[maiden totem]

messi wtf man

[jade venture]

me

[maiden totem]

seriously