⚽┃soccer

[ashen remnant]

Bro I had martinelli on more shots on target he dnp but scored

[abstract oracle]

Need 3 man

[sinful orbit]

tuff

[dull terrace]

Scarpa isn’t in starting line up

[exotic ingot]

😂😂 he didn’t start

[ashen remnant]

Yh I just gotta take the L atleast he scored COYGGGG

[maiden hamlet]

Bayern ass

[sweet laurel]

??

[jovial swift]

I just saw that lol

[ashen remnant]

Silva passes under

[past pebble]

Idk bout enzo

[random sparrow]

is that a red god damn😂

[past pebble]

Cap cancelo is him

[random sparrow]

cancelo ain’t even playing💀

[exotic ingot]

Don’t tell me you had him😭😭💀

[humble pewter]

bro game just start how did he already get a red ?? 😭

[little barn]

Haaland shots on goal?

[exotic ingot]

Bayern😭😭😭😂

[ashen remnant]

Enzo more than 1.5 shots

[dull terrace]

?

[past pebble]

Nvm then Bayern losing

[hollow copper]

ngl i was gonna take upamecano tackles too

[supple folio]

The hook 🪝 hurts

[exotic ingot]

They just got scored on😭😂

[exotic ingot]

Dang sorry gng

[past pebble]

☹️

[ashen remnant]

Yh Gabriel Fcked me up

[past pebble]

Max pain

[cedar bloom]

I trailed this

[ashen remnant]

Are u sure about dunk passes ?

[past pebble]

That’s crazy by .5☠️

[jovial swift]

That’s crazy, he was passing quite a bit all game. I would’ve expected 80-90 from him

[abstract badger]

Anyone have Felix over .5 assists or goals?

[hollow copper]

let’s ride🫡

[tame nymph]

Kimmich overs are crying

[random sparrow]

hell no

💀

[dull terrace]

🙏🏼

[sweet laurel]

Felix shots looking good

[past pebble]

Virgil less?

[dire flicker]

Any car soccer or soccer plays

[pine marsh]

I need ito Tom catch up for me baby

[random sparrow]

car soccer got bumped like. crqzy

[exotic ingot]

Felix over 0.5?

[pine marsh]

Need ito to clutch up for me baby

[hazy edge]

Martinez trash asf

[past pebble]

Shots or target?

[exotic ingot]

Shots and assist

[exotic ingot]

Always less on Martinez

[potent jungle]

Y’all think Trent will hit passes

[exotic ingot]

I put that and mitrovic under 0.5

[hazy edge]

Nah he literally had 5 saves on city

[dull terrace]

The goat 🥴

[gaunt scroll]

🤣🤣

[sweet laurel]

??

[stuck umbra]

Happy hour today ?

[humble pewter]

ivan toney gotta lock in 🙏

[steep garden]

Easy

[crude finch]

Wow Bayern red card and muller is subbed immediately. L

[steep garden]

He's playing palace no way that doesn't hit

[lime bough]

PAIN 😭

[dull terrace]

NAAAAAAAA

[fallow mica]

Virgil passes?

[dull terrace]

over

[hollow copper]

damnnn

[humble pewter]

had him going over sot bro don’t tell me that 🙃🙃🙃

[jovial swift]

Yes

[crude finch]

Same lol

[lime creek]

No goat plays in the Saudi league🤣🤣

[exotic ingot]

Happened to me yesterday

Sorry gng

[dull terrace]

Virgil passes is a 🔐

[lime creek]

Aslong Virgil healthy

[dull terrace]

That Kasper bump wild got him at 27.5 at midnight

[ashen remnant]

Is Virgil even playing

[humble pewter]

bs but we move

[ashen remnant]

Doesn’t mean he’ll start

[jovial swift]

Lock it with Jericho dunk under and come back and let me know how much you win

[ashen remnant]

He’s been injured how long

[dull terrace]

Don’t go for it then

[past pebble]

???

[autumn marsh]

He not starting

[past pebble]

This valid 😹

[stray grove]

Bro wtf happened to muller

[jovial swift]

Power these

[lime creek]

No confirmation of Virgil starts

[humble pewter]

got subbed for cancelo bro cus of a early red card 🤦‍♂️

[jovial swift]

He will start. Warm up for CL against madrid

[dull terrace]

There’s no confirmatation any player starts

[random sparrow]

damn rip

[fierce pewter]

Wgo I gtta a lot of DNP

[random sparrow]

i had him over shots assisted

💀

[dull terrace]

He’s gonna start today

Not going into Madrid mid week with no game time

[jovial swift]

The next match is madrid. He’s starting today

[pseudo saffron]

Let’s get this money

[dull terrace]

Exactly

[lime creek]

They usually released the starting lineup a hour before game so you’re wrong lol

[hollow copper]

he was bumped?i got him at 30.5🥲

[uncut flame]

When it comes to Tackles is that Tackles won?

[dull terrace]

The games at 12:30

It’s 11:30?

[past pebble]

Lock this

[lime creek]

It’s 9:30 for me

[hollow copper]

gd it

[dapper hill]

Any locks?

[orchid rover]

Crystal keep getting 3 save?

[lusty thicket]

Gnabryshots?

[pine marsh]

Did ito get a assits

?

[potent jungle]

Confident?

[lime creek]

Sheesh dunk contest

[jovial swift]

Very. If you see how they grade the dunk contest, you’d understand how free Jericho is

[dull terrace]

And if van dijk plays a 🔐 soooo

[molten cloak]

How many units

[jovial swift]

2 unit play for me but I may pair Jericho on a couple more plays

[lime creek]

You that confident he goes under

[desert ice]

yall gotten ur promo funds back?

[lime creek]

Not yet

[hollow copper]

jus noticed they didn’t have rodri passes they know it’s easy money

[jovial swift]

Yes. If he gets all 9s, he needs two judges to give him a 10 to get 92. Most dunks get 7-8. A 9 is considered a 10. They don’t give 10s out like that

Watch last years dunk contest. I don’t think anyone cleared that line in round 1

[pine marsh]

Did ito get a asssits

[past pebble]

Nunez over 3?

[still hearth]

Ready for the “champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that”

[primal quartz]

why is thomas out?

[still hearth]

Already hearing it lmao

[lime creek]

This dunk contest straight garbage too

[oblique ledge]

Muller DNP?

[lime creek]

I would be surprised if anyone gets a 10

[jovial swift]

It is always a let down

So may as well make money on it

[tawdry valley]

RAMY HIT

[still hearth]

I can’t listen to this female commentate man city

[pine marsh]

Why do I trust people with picks such as ito with a assits 😂😂😂😂

[random sparrow]

kone tackles was free asf

😂👌

[hollow copper]

muller subbed off

[tawdry valley]

Is he coming backb

[hollow copper]

no

[tawdry valley]

Y?

[sinful orbit]

yes💀

[hollow copper]

once you get subbed off you can’t come back on

[white quest]

Can’t sub back in in soccer

[sinful orbit]

LMFAOO

[tawdry valley]

Wtf y is he subbed off

[tame nymph]

March 1 shot already lol

[hollow copper]

let’s goo

[humble pewter]

muller really just sold everyone huh 😪

[still hearth]

U guys took dunk over right

[tame nymph]

Yes

[humble pewter]

yup

[exotic ingot]

from yesterday flex friday will be the death of me

[marsh maple]

Bayern got a red card and had to make a sub

[steel rock]

They got a red card

[low scarab]

Bad beat for muller .. bro got kicked out the game

[marsh maple]

They were playing two strikers and had sub off miller for another defender because the defender got a red

[fierce pewter]

Messi O 1.5?🤣

[exotic ingot]

Yea Muller got the bad end of the stick

[hollow copper]

nunes 1 tackle already

[dull terrace]

People were sayin Silva passes but none of us checked futmob to see he’s not starting😭😭😭

[edgy stump]

Y’all know why pp is denying my withdrawal request

?

[exotic ingot]

Choupo-Moting SOT was free

[humble pewter]

he was supposed to start bro 😭

[dusky swallow]

Did you already make a withdrawal

[edgy stump]

No

It just said denied

[dull terrace]

Ik bru but we had an hour to check😭😭😭

[edgy stump]

Not in the same day

[humble pewter]

i had locked in last night i didn’t think my ass was waking up this early 💀

[pine marsh]

Ito assits or no

[hollow copper]

no

[deep blade]

Ivan toney has 1 shot on goal

[fierce pewter]

Is futmob free?

[tame nymph]

Brighten knocking the ball around

[median gazelle]

Who the best lock ?

[edgy stump]

Fax

I’m not tryna do 6 man

[pseudo saffron]

Yea

[still hearth]

What’s dunk ay

[humble pewter]

he does? it ain’t showing up on fotmob

[steep garden]

Yea

[still hearth]

Same for me

[dull terrace]

Dunk usually hits

Should be good

[pseudo saffron]

Plz BEN MEE don’t sell me

😂

[dull terrace]

He’s been gettin ovsr 130 past games

[dapper hill]

Wait did ivan toney actually hit SOG?

[deep blade]

well im watching the game and he slipped but his shot went on target so it should count

[pine marsh]

Y’all think ito gonna get a assits

[pseudo saffron]

Let’s make a community ticket everyone post your favorite prop

[next gust]

Grealish 1 shot in

[humble pewter]

fs bro thanks 🙏

[dull terrace]

Virgil passing

[deep blade]

vini 1 shot on target

[pseudo saffron]

He starting

[pseudo saffron]

Okay I got one for clearances

[still hearth]

Rashford goal tomorrow

[dull terrace]

I just don’t see Jurgen not giving him any game time before Madrid

[tawdry valley]

Cody Gakpo for shots on target

[exotic ingot]

Is Silva not playing?

[dull terrace]

No

[sleek elk]

dunk is crazy rn

[deep blade]

yeah ivan toneys shot on goal counted

[hollow copper]

kolo muani shots o

[still hearth]

Toney is class

[dapper hill]

Yessir thank god I put toney SOG

[sleek elk]

dunk is going pass per min

[pseudo saffron]

So far

[humble pewter]

lmk when toney gets another sot, easy cash 💪

[dull terrace]

Dunno bout gakpo

[neon plaza]

Is Eric maxim chalked

[tame nymph]

Should’ve faded dunk if it was risky for you

[neon plaza]

For sog

[tame nymph]

Going under on him is wack

[pseudo saffron]

With my clearance play

2 more

[fierce pewter]

Rash for tomorrow

[exotic ingot]

Can’t believe I missed out on Dunk and Pinnock😔🤦‍♂️

[pseudo saffron]

I’m doing only for today on this ticket

[sleek elk]

bro forest players has no passes 😭😭

20 mins in

[fierce pewter]

Trent passesO

[edgy stump]

Van dijk not starting?

[sleek elk]

gakpo is ass

[pseudo saffron]

Replace with this

[sleek elk]

dunk 20 pases

[pseudo saffron]

Sven is a lock

I’m telling y’all

[drowsy adder]

How we looking rn

[primal quartz]

is thomas dnp?

[ashen remnant]

Wait no Thiago Silva ?

[primal quartz]

Is muller dnp???

[dull terrace]

Subbed after red

[tame nymph]

Fernandez looking chalked rn

[dull terrace]

So prob not

[autumn granite]

He needs to be fr ☠️

But won’t most likely

[primal quartz]

so he not gettin bkk in

wdh

[autumn granite]

He can’t

[primal quartz]

wdf he do kick somebody inna head

[hollow copper]

thas a W

[dull terrace]

Trippier been smacking over in the 60s recently been takin him

[pseudo saffron]

Not against them

[dull terrace]

Liverpool aren’t the best

[pseudo saffron]

Averages like 26

[dapper hill]

Is van dijk starting?

[dull terrace]

Know for sure in hour

[fierce pewter]

2 DNP alr😡

[tame nymph]

Dunk at 28

💀

[sharp dove]

How I felt with cancelo^ took the under on Sommer passes and Upa got a red 8 in

[tawdry valley]

Dan burn for 3.5 clearance?

[dull terrace]

As long as it stays 0-0 for a bit dunk is a 🔐

[solid storm]

What’s DNP??

[tawdry valley]

Do ya like Dan burn for 3.5 clearance????

[fresh barn]

Shouldn’t raya be at 2 saves rn ?

[paper tartan]

Did not play

[fresh barn]

Nvm just updated 👍🏻

[proven ridge]

Enzo is chalked bruh

[tawdry valley]

Erling for 2 SOT?

[sleek elk]

raya gas 2

has

haaland is chalked for y’all

[tawdry valley]

How much he have

[sleek elk]

0

🤣

i have him under 4 shots

[pine marsh]

Ito got a assits ?

[sleek elk]

no

halftime

pray he gets at least 1

[pine marsh]

How’s this doing

[dull terrace]

Thiago Silva under would’ve been a lock

[humble pewter]

100%

[sleek elk]

muller is not dnp

[dull terrace]

Chelsea 37 possesion at home

So shit

😂😂😂

[exotic ingot]

I had that but bro dnped

[humble pewter]

they really had to drop him bro shit fr crazy

[exotic ingot]

And that’s my team too😭😭😭

[fickle oak]

I got dunk for less so we’ll see what’s up

[sleek elk]

he’s projected to go over

rn

[tawdry valley]

Cody gakpo for a SOT

[real mauve]

Leeds is trash 🤣

[sleek elk]

🤣🤣

[fickle oak]

well I got him over on another slip just in case

[exotic ingot]

Toney 1 sot

[sleek elk]

gakpo is garbage

[dull terrace]

He’s hit 3 times since joining all been only one

[sleek elk]

liverpool and chelsea are BANTER clubs

[tawdry valley]

Ik ya like virgil for pass attempts

[tame nymph]

No chance Enzo hits 82

[dull terrace]

GGMU

[exotic ingot]

Chelsea 😔😭

[sleek elk]

he ain’t

im a tottenham fam 😪

fan

[white quest]

That’s even worse 😭😂

[buoyant wyvern]

🔒?

[sleek elk]

no it ain’t

[lament adder]

Raya was cashhhh y’all slept

[sleek elk]

we too 5

damn

[white quest]

Bro you will never win a trophy 💀

[exotic ingot]

You’re doing better than us😭😭

[sleek elk]

exactly

who’s ur team

[exotic ingot]

I didn’t, I had him🤝✅✅

[sleek elk]

@white quest

[white quest]

Chelsea

[sleek elk]

🤡🤡

oh shut up 🤣

[pseudo saffron]

Who got him over

[exotic ingot]

🤝🤝 that’s my team to

[sleek elk]

🤡🤡

spurs are the BIGGEST club in london

[sick dawn]

Reya already hit

[winged fractal]

How many passes does Enzo have?

[pseudo saffron]

Wish I would’ve took that

[dull terrace]

12

[brisk falcon]

good shit with raya

[sleek elk]

enzo at 14 🤡🤡

[winged fractal]

It’s over💔

[radiant sparrow]

how i look at soccer stats

[dull terrace]

Futmob

[winged fractal]

Sofascore

[humble pewter]

enzo is so overrated

[sleek elk]

cash

[brisk falcon]

download the app fotmob

[sleek elk]

y’all saw that adeyemi goal ??

[sleek elk]

outpaced enzo 🤡

[dull terrace]

You know Ligue one?

[exotic ingot]

where yall b watching the games

[deep blade]

Ivan Toney 2 shots on target

[brisk falcon]

you got ios?

[deep blade]

✅✅

[sleek elk]

im at the city game rn

i watch them live

[white quest]

Which game

[brisk falcon]

lmk when you’ve downloaded it

[low scarab]

👀

[humble pewter]

i don’t think that was on target

[hazy vapor]

Ik I shouldn’t have played Enzo 🤦🏽‍♂️

[brisk falcon]

deadass?

[sleek elk]

yeah bro

[still hearth]

Toney class

[white quest]

Reminder that unofficial streams are not allowed in the chat

[sleek elk]

toney 2

[deep blade]

fotmob says it was

[brisk falcon]

how much was your ticket

[humble pewter]

nvm it was my bad

[brisk falcon]

i’m going to england for a bit

[dull terrace]

W

[sleek elk]

350 pounds

[brisk falcon]

trying to go to a football game

[sleek elk]

it’s worth it

im american 🤣

[humble pewter]

easy W 💪

[brisk falcon]

what’s your view like?

[sleek elk]

let me see if i can take a pick

pic

[exotic ingot]

enzo fernandez die or sum?

[west ember]

CIPRIAN OVER 2.5 SAVES A LOCK

[primal quartz]

need dem first 3 green first

[dull terrace]

Best game I’ve witnessed and it was only Man U burnley in caraboa cup

[sinful orbit]

Kimmich pass chalk

[sleek elk]

enzo is chalked 💀💀

[west ember]

RAFAEL OVER 0.5 GOALS AND AST A LOCL HOLLY SHIT

[open field]

Bayern really had to get a red card mannn

🫠

[exotic ingot]

can clear vs Dortmund but not string 20 passes together vs Southampton give me a break

[normal isle]

those dunk unders looking pretty good he’s at 37 atm 12min to halftime

[sleek elk]

HAALAND NO SHOTS for reference

🤣🤣🤣

man city have 6 shots

and haaland has 0

[sinful orbit]

He sucks

Tap in god

[sleek elk]

been knew that

[brisk falcon]

haaland is gonna sell my bread😭

[slender smelt]

Is Gnabry gonna get 2 mo shots in the 2H

I need him

[still hearth]

Nah bro he’s going over with stoppage time

[autumn granite]

Muller sold me $270 already

[raven summit]

This shit is so boring

[brisk falcon]

at old trafford?

[sleek elk]

not his fault

[winged fractal]

Summerville is stinking it up

Expected

[sleek elk]

🤣🤣

[grizzled bison]

finna try a game stack for this 10am

[sleek elk]

u deserve to lose

if you pick haaland

[clever salmon]

Vinicius junior SOT or regular shots?

[sleek elk]

watch him get subbed

[dull terrace]

Yes

[next gust]

Kevin shooting more than Haland 💀

[humble pewter]

just got subbed 😂

[placid tusk]

Y’all think kimmich can still go over passes

[sinful orbit]

What is Haaland doing on the pitch

[sleek elk]

ngl i hope dunk goes under

🤣🤣

[dapper hill]

TONEY SOG BANNGGGGGGGG

[sleek elk]

ito messing my slip up

[sinful orbit]

Who

[rough stream]

Just get rid of all tackling props it's officially free unders I never play another tackling prop again

[sinful orbit]

😭

[lofty jetty]

have y’all gotten y’all flex friday refund

[humble pewter]

gg bro 😂

[sleek elk]

no till noon

[sinful orbit]

LMAOOO

[lament adder]

Hopefully Summerville comes through 🔥🔥

[still hearth]

Can brighton like play bro I swear they stopping play every 2 seconds rn better have good stoppage

[lapis furnace]

how many passes dunk at?

[sleek elk]

42

[lapis furnace]

damn

[sleek elk]

it’s gonna be tight

[lapis furnace]

so u think he’ll hit or nah?

[tame nymph]

Yea

[dapper hill]

Dunk not going over tbh

[sleek elk]

over maybe

[slender smelt]

Wtf Ggs I’m done

[tame nymph]

Dunk can easily get 4 passes in a minute lol

[still hearth]

Dunk don’t get subbed right

[viscid snow]

Scarpa dnp🤦🏾‍♂️

[sleek elk]

he doesn’t

[viscid snow]

I can’t even cancel

[sleek elk]

i hope he doesn’t

[next gust]

Haland under 🔒😩

[sleek elk]

does

haaland is washeddd

🤣🤣

he has no shots

[snow dock]

De bruyne at 3 shots already damn

[sleek elk]

cap 🤣

[lime creek]

Gnarby got subbed lmao

[sinful orbit]

I was boutta say

[snow dock]

WWWWWWWW

[sleek elk]

ima always smash the under on haaland

[sinful orbit]

Nah he might score a goal

So no

[sleek elk]

don’t get cocky

he can still score

[snow dock]

Nah he won't

[hollow copper]

Silva goal

[sinful orbit]

But for shot he won’t get as much

[brisk falcon]

what a shot from bernardo

[sinful orbit]

Bro, one good cross and that man taps it in ggs

[low scarab]

Sheesh need Doan to get a shot up

[sleek elk]

fr

[snow dock]

I tool him for a reason I've never list an U halland goal before

[sinful orbit]

Lmfaoo aight

Goodluck

[sleek elk]

hopefully he gets subbed

[sinful orbit]

Silva goal

[sleek elk]

dunk at 44

[sinful orbit]

U lucky it ain’t Haaland

[winged fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/oklm-aucalme-calma-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-gif-5029148

60 pass 2H for Enzo

[final pasture]

Schlager o1.5 tackles ✅

[lapis furnace]

what time does the game end?

[sinful orbit]

Keylor navas washed😭

[lapis furnace]

ima get off rn

[proven ridge]

If Enzo somehow hits I’ll sell my house

[pine marsh]

Let me guess this didn’t hit

[lavish timber]

Philipp Hofmann has two headers that were essentially shots but neither counted so far… smh

[lapis furnace]

what time the game ending?

[signal comet]

Mavropanos shots?

[lavish timber]

Plenty of time still though…

[brisk falcon]

1

[fierce pewter]

Hallaang had 0?

[hollow copper]

need mbuemo chance created

[still hearth]

Dunk so tight bro

[lapis furnace]

WHAT TOME THE GAME ENDING

ik y’all see this

[sinful orbit]

What typa donation is this😭

[brisk falcon]

what game

[lime creek]

Enzo not hitting lol

[lapis furnace]

the game dunk playing in

ends in like an hr or so?or wha

[placid tusk]

Bayern in shambles

[next gust]

Foden injure ?

[sleek elk]

yes an hour

haaland getting subbed

[signal comet]

Laporte attempts?

[brisk falcon]

around 12 est

[sleek elk]

what an awful preformance

[lapis furnace]

alr alr thanks

[sleek elk]

laporte 46

[real mauve]

Dunk not hitting bro 🥲

[still hearth]

Dunk don’t get subbed right

[brisk falcon]

mbappe clear

[sleek elk]

he don’t get subbed

[signal comet]

Can he cash ? Cuz 103 type high

[white quest]

How'd CFC spend all that money and we're still playing like ass 🥲

[sleek elk]

😭😭😭😭

he ain’t hitting

[white quest]

Southampton just scored 💀

[still hearth]

Dunk need like 5 rq

[sinful orbit]

Kimmich needs 51 passes in 30 minutes 💀

[sleek elk]

welcome to chelsea

[tender mortar]

andre ass

[brisk falcon]

all that money and all y’all needed was a real number 9

[copper flax]

SOUTHAMPTON GOAL LFG

[dull terrace]

Let’s all take a moment to laugh at Chelsea

[dire flicker]

Damn

[white quest]

Timing you out 😭

[sinful orbit]

Ward prowse the closet thing to Messi when it comes to free kick

[humble pewter]

yall should’ve got my boy edson alvarez 🤷‍♂️

[hollow copper]

JWP once again

[tender mortar]

the hell andre doing

[sleek elk]

un ronaldo ?

[wraith summit]

🫣😮‍💨

[sleek elk]

🤫

[sinful orbit]

No💀

[thorn locust]

how many saves raya got

[vocal geyser]

when does flex play money come back? it’s noon est right?

[tame nymph]

Y’all putting dunk down too early lol

[sleek elk]

🤣🤣

[signal comet]

Laporte why was his line so high

[sleek elk]

yeah noon

[brisk falcon]

how confident are you on kasper

[tender mortar]

Andre scored lmao omg

[sleek elk]

kasper is so free imo

[hasty trout]

Hate how prizepicks are so slow with the soccer board, didn’t check lineups but figured 5 mins before the game started the board would be right, so Mudryk and Mitro DNP smh

[lime creek]

Dunk on pace to go under

[signal comet]

Kimmich attempts?

[sleek elk]

hopefully he does 😈

[tame nymph]

If brighten score he’s going over

[lime creek]

He’s going under

[sleek elk]

38

chalked

😂

[signal comet]

Damn

Soccer chalked today for me

[sleek elk]

enzo 27 🤡

chalked

[shut ocean]

Can Lewis dunk dawg up m get 58 more passes

[sleek elk]

😭

[random sparrow]

honestly bayern deserve to lose

[sleek elk]

bro he’s so trash

[random sparrow]

u have cancelo on the bench

but u decided to start gaverbach

💀

[sleek elk]

they subbed him in

they took out muller for him in 1H

[dull terrace]

Rashford>

[dire flicker]

I need 1 more soccer play

[hollow copper]

🙏🏽pls t up second half

[sleek elk]

dunk 45

[vast fox]

Thoughts?

[sleek elk]

march has 1

[sleek elk]

why are you donating

[still hearth]

Dunk reallu chalked

[hollow copper]

almiron will get that

[dull terrace]

bru

[brisk falcon]

darwin nunez getting 1 SOT 😭😭

[sleek elk]

felix ain’t hitting when a guy named fofana is playing above him 💀💀

nunez ain’t getting passed botman

[still hearth]

Dunk need like 58 this half bro he only had 45 he’s done for

[sleek elk]

smashed the under 😈

[hollow copper]

have hope and they are losing

[vital bough]

They really had haaland at 4 shots tf

Under was so free

[sleek elk]

most free pick

i took him under 🤣

[vital bough]

Same

[vestal void]

Haaland 2 SOT 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[vital bough]

He hasn’t hit 5 in ages

And he gets subbed off a lot

[sleek elk]

he’s getting subed for alvarez rn

[vital bough]

Especially in smaller games

[sleek elk]

like last game

[exotic ingot]

wait manchester game is tm right

says postponed

[sleek elk]

mark my words

he’s getting subbed

[tender mortar]

wtf

[exotic ingot]

shit nvm

[vital bough]

I think he’ll get subbed at like 65th

[exotic ingot]

dawg on google it says postponed

[dull terrace]

United play tmo

[pseudo saffron]

Plz let me hit today 🍀

[tender mortar]

I mean like wtf it's tomorrow? lmao

[exotic ingot]

so hm is halaand at

[sleek elk]

no it doesn’t

[exotic ingot]

naw naw we good its half time rn

[sleek elk]

haaland at 0

[vital bough]

God pls let me hit today 🙏🏾

[sleek elk]

he AINT HITTING

[versed pumice]

Wober gotta get 29 passes

[pine marsh]

Enzo hit ?

[kindred pendant]

Haaland ass

[vital bough]

Haaland at 0 everything

[sleek elk]

enzo chalked

[vital bough]

He not hitting

[vital bough]

Fr?

Passes?

[sleek elk]

this is haalands rating

yeah

[vital bough]

Yessirrrr

[placid tusk]

Choupa Moting hooked passes by 1 🤣

[sleek elk]

enzo ain’t getting 85!

[supple python]

✅💰

[pine marsh]

What he at rn

[vital bough]

Cash?

[sleek elk]

enzo at 28 🤣🤣

bro that’s free money

[pine marsh]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[sleek elk]

why tf his lines so high

[tame nymph]

Haaland hitting 3 SOT and 7 shots 2H

[vital bough]

86.5 was so high

Didn’t think twice

Under was free

[sleek elk]

certified clown

[tame nymph]

💀

[gusty jackal]

Any locks

[exotic ingot]

Does soccer not pop stats not pop up till after the game

[misty sparrow]

Dunk not touching 103 passes lmaoo

[dull terrace]

not live

[sleek elk]

hope he doesn’t 😈

[exotic ingot]

Ok

[vital bough]

Ngl when I see high passing lines I just go under

[sleek elk]

mac allister under tackles was free too

[sleek elk]

2.5 under

[trim shard]

It’s always free

[vital bough]

Yh

That prop is free ash

Idk why PrizePicks keep dropping it

[solid storm]

Does anyone know if Haland has taken shots

[vital bough]

He’s a cam

0

[sleek elk]

0 shots

[dull terrace]

gotta start looking in other categories besides passing attempted

[solid storm]

0 for real?

[dire flicker]

Easy lock

[sleek elk]

man city have 9 shots and none to haaland

yeah

[solid storm]

Bro that’s crazy man

[vital bough]

Another good under is defenders shots assisted!

Like cbs

[kindred pendant]

Haaland only goes off on farm teams

[dull terrace]

like the moi gomez was tempted at it last night

[vital bough]

Nottingham Forrest is an ass team 💀

[solid storm]

Aw ig I lost my money then

[low scarab]

Doan shots O ✅… he should have at least 4 but I guess EVERYbody wanna shoot today lmao

[vital bough]

He scored a hattrick against them last game and didn’t hit the line

Idk why it was still that high

Definitely bait

[sleek elk]

what a waste of 20 bucks

[solid storm]

Ik

[earnest burrow]

Saw something had laporte at 102 passes lol

[hidden adder]

Arsenal players sold

[rain path]

Hasnt updated

[hidden adder]

i knew i should’ve took odegaard on passes

i took him on 1 SOT

[sleek elk]

caicedo 28

[hidden adder]

he’s gonna hit

[sleek elk]

dunk is gonna be a sweat

[kindred pendant]

Is van dijk gonna play

[raven summit]

Haaland is ass

[still hearth]

All we need is a brighton goal and they really just gonna posess

[tame nymph]

If brighten score within the first 20 minutes of the half dunk is gonna go over if they don’t he’s going under

[lime creek]

Yes

[midnight ember]

Haaland is terrible

[vestal void]

Haaland robbed my $5

[still hearth]

Brighton just playing long ball bro dunk going under

[hollow copper]

foden jus sold haalands tap in

[arctic zephyr]

will riyad mahrez get dnp since he’s just a sub???

[brisk falcon]

foden what a dickhead

[raven summit]

What happened?

[gaunt scroll]

Haaland under on shots was unbelievable

[valid harbor]

Foden a dumbfck

[brisk falcon]

he had an open pass to haaland and took to much time and the play crumbled

[low scarab]

Glad I flexed 😭

We’ll take a push

[tepid mauve]

yea?

[raven summit]

Bro wtf

[rain path]

Lewa sucks

[tepid mauve]

exactly why i gave him under

[hollow copper]

need mbuemo shot assist

[paper fjord]

Why is musiala dnp? He’s playing right now?

[lapis furnace]

how’s dunk doing on passes?

[indigo sable]

Didn’t start

[brisk falcon]

he didn’t start

[tepid mauve]

he didn’t start

[raven summit]

Cause he got subbed in

[tepid mauve]

lmk??

[raven summit]

49

[tame nymph]

Dunk is gonna be very tight

[lapis furnace]

so he’s not hitting 102?

damn

[raven summit]

Gonna be close asf

[lapis furnace]

it will but it won’t hit?

[final pasture]

its expected when the line is 102 or some shi 💀

[low scarab]

Kasper gone need to start kickin shìt soon

[little barn]

Why silva DNP?

[lapis furnace]

what about ayemeric laporte? how’s he on passes rn

[brisk falcon]

what a save from kaylor

[brisk falcon]

53

[lapis furnace]

u think he hitting ?

102

[brisk falcon]

probably not

[trim shard]

Have y’all received your protected refund or do I gotta wait till like 10 mins before 12 again

[gritty merlin]

12

[trim shard]

Nice

Hopefully my stuff doesn’t get bumped

[random sparrow]

who tf is fofana and why does he play for chelsea

💀

[dense vale]

Because he did not play

[earnest burrow]

Teams are figuring out that city spams the ball to haaland, that’s why hes hasnt been as good since the wc

[still hearth]

Yea dunk chalked gf

[sleek elk]

he’s a tap in

ofc he ain’t gonna hit

[pine marsh]

Enzo at 90

[next gust]

Kevin over shot

[pine marsh]

😂😂😂

[sleek elk]

🤣

[pine marsh]

Enzo at 90

[sleek elk]

enzo cash

[pine marsh]

💀💀💀💀

[sleek elk]

cash enzo

[potent jungle]

Are this locks you been hitting lately I’ve been tailing

[pine marsh]

Enzo cashhh

😂😂😂

[sleek elk]

Wtf bru

[feral hornet]

Is Mohammed Salisu a DNP for SouthHampton? I don’t see his shirt number

[sleek elk]

enzo coin respecter

[tepid mauve]

YES

[still hearth]

I mean dunk at 59 it could happen but

[sleek elk]

dunk is gonna be tight

[desert ice]

dunk 102.5 yall shtting urself huh 😭😭😭

[tepid mauve]

easy lock

[exotic ingot]

Nahh Bayern losing😭😭😂😂😂

[lapis furnace]

he went over?

[desert ice]

still lots of game left though

[desert ice]

nah he got lots of game left he somewhere around 60

[sleek elk]

13 shots and NONE from haaland

😭

[pine marsh]

😂😂😂

[exotic ingot]

😭😭

[tame nymph]

Dunk at 60

[round pewter]

Anyone take March shots?

[final pasture]

chabot u7.0 clearances ✅ @fresh barn

[hollow copper]

getting sold hard rn

[gritty merlin]

Both the under and over sweating for dunk passes rn lmao

[tepid mauve]

another banger

[sleek elk]

joelinton doesn’t tackle wtf

that’s free

he does play em tho

[gaunt scroll]

😂

[sleek elk]

rn

rn

rm

[rugged lake]

What you guys feel about Trapp ?

[humble pewter]

bayern is ass 💀

3-1

[rugged lake]

Cuz of that Red card

[gaunt scroll]

Lol nah they not

[humble pewter]

yup

[trim fossil]

?

[random sparrow]

why would u take out muller

[hollow kernel]

Bayern is playin lik shi

[paper fjord]

?

[hollow kernel]

Red card

[gaunt scroll]

I think vini is a lock

[hollow copper]

summerville subbed off🤦🏽‍♂️

[sleek elk]

😭

[hollow kernel]

Half team@subbed

[dense vale]

Summerville didnt hit

[exotic ingot]

on 19 day win streak, hit this last night don't miss out bois

[hollow kernel]

Wth goin on

[final pasture]

red card

[next gust]

Kevin over shots if anyone picked him

[trim fossil]

What u got today

[gaunt scroll]

Horrible quality 😂

[hollow kernel]

I js woke up to bayen half team out and a red card wsp w them 🤦‍♂️😂

[warm rampart]

chalked

[trim fossil]

Where is the best app/website to look up soccer stats

[lime creek]

Yes he does lol

[cerulean oyster]

FotMob

[hollow kernel]

Bayern also lost 3-1 wthh

[dapper kraken]

I use the score

[lime creek]

Bayern lost in the first 8 mins

[hollow kernel]

Wht happened ?

[sleek elk]

this guy 💀

[hollow kernel]

Why did upamecano get a red card

[paper fjord]

What we thinking guys?

[gritty merlin]

Choked, played bad offensively and defensive, couldn’t possess the ball at all

[still hearth]

We really need this brighton goal

[hollow kernel]

Mfs gon come up in here talkin abt upamecano was so free under

[hollow kernel]

I seen , bad game for bayern . They lost 3-1

[tame nymph]

If Brighton don’t score in the next 10 minutes dunk is a chalk

[final pasture]

tel goal

[solemn carbon]

kimmich sold

[paper fjord]

✅ or ❌

[gritty merlin]

How do they never bumped down Max Allister tackles like the under is always so free for him

[humble pewter]

dunk not going over he’s got like 25+ mins left

[earnest burrow]

L bayern

[lament adder]

Summerville plzzzzz

[next gust]

Coach got a yellow card💀

[little barn]

Is Haaland gonna put up a shot? 🤣

[fallen yacht]

How is this going

[brisk falcon]

haaland is ass

[untold sorrel]

Lewis dunk easy under

[humble pewter]

only if it’s a tap in 🤣

[brisk falcon]

always knew mbappe was better

[dense vale]

Hes gone

[lament adder]

i knew i should have took Haaland under 3.5 attempts

[lament adder]

wym

[spice spindle]

Haaland sucks

[lapis furnace]

what’s he at at passes rn?

[brisk falcon]

2 shots?

[untold sorrel]

60

[brisk falcon]

from haaland?

[spice spindle]

Bro just missed right in front of goal

[sinful orbit]

telling yall haaland is ass

[brisk falcon]

does that count?

[spice spindle]

Haaland just took 2 shots back to back

[vale heart]

Enzo passes?

[lapis furnace]

damn so he not going over??

[sinful orbit]

3

[spice spindle]

He just took a third now

[earnest burrow]

Haalands not even getting the ball💀

[waxen mist]

BRUHHHH

[dense vale]

Hes benched now

[earnest burrow]

Nvm

[spice spindle]

Haaland at 3

[green marsh]

Did u do this?

[hollow kernel]

Haaland is ass 😂😂😂

[next gust]

Wtf Haland

[brisk falcon]

haaland broooo

wtf

[peak rose]

why isnt van dijk playing😭😭😭

[rugged lake]

Tf Haland 😂

[waxen mist]

bro thinks hes mbappe

[vital bough]

What’s haaland up to?😂

[sinful orbit]

future greats💀

[lapis furnace]

he scored?

[hollow kernel]

Bro was going crazy when he barely jooined man city n everyone was talkn he gt be one of the best in the world

[valid harbor]

Wtf haaland

[waxen mist]

people compared him to Ronny and Messi SMH

[brisk falcon]

no way people were comparing haaland and mbappe

[sinful orbit]

hell naw, mbappe clear

[gritty merlin]

Yo you got that server link btw 👀

[brisk falcon]

mbappe clear

[hollow kernel]

No one will ever be as good as MESSI 😮‍💨

[sleek elk]

haaland no shits still

[sleek elk]

ronaldo …

[sinful orbit]

broo

[hollow kernel]

Hes on of ghem too

Them

[sinful orbit]

he cant score in saudi

[hollow kernel]

But messi’s prime 😮‍💨

[sleek elk]

what ?

[brisk falcon]

4 in one game?

[main basin]

Y’all think dunk gonna hit passes?

[sleek elk]

he scared 4?

and 2 assists ?

[sinful orbit]

and finished

[vital bough]

Fotmob are literally not counting toneys passes tf😭

[lament adder]

is summerville coming back in or is he done

[next gust]

More than Haland 💀

[sleek elk]

bro alrdy got every league title

[brisk falcon]

^^

[paper fjord]

Ye

[hollow kernel]

Hit me for the seerver Cant send it here

[sinful orbit]

not saudi tho💀

[dense vale]

Hes done

[sleek elk]

this ain’t basketball bro 😭😭

[sleek elk]

what ? you sound dumb rn 😭.

[lapis furnace]

aymeric laporte at how many passes?

[lime creek]

One of the most outrageous red card I’ve ever seen. Upamecano barely touched him and he flopped which lead to Bayern being shorthanded. Borussia scored in the next couple mins lol

[vital bough]

I die of laughter when y’all say this

[tame nymph]

It’s a chalk

[sinful orbit]

he aint winning the saudi leauge

[kind jolt]

F no been done he under

[sleek elk]

i’d out money in it

[grizzled bison]

hmmm

[lapis furnace]

he not hitting 102?

[sleek elk]

they literally in 1st

[hollow kernel]

Damn 🤦‍♂️ if only that red card wasn’t there kimmich would’ve cashed us

[gritty merlin]

Your PMs is friends only, messaged you tho and sent you a request

[lime creek]

Once you get subbed you’re done for the match

[lapis furnace]

bruh fr?

[brisk falcon]

he doesn’t need the saudi league 😭

[sleek elk]

ronaldo literally got sm trophies

[kind jolt]

Yeah bro no way he getting 50 passes in 20 min

[sleek elk]

he’s gonna get it

[brisk falcon]

he went to secure the bag

[summer crane]

Everyone lock this it’s hittin

[dreamy phoenix]

Olise passes?

[sleek elk]

dunk OVER CHALKED 😈😈

[sinful orbit]

nah he does, its gon be kinda sad if he aint get the saudi league, its free

[sleek elk]

i mean its a TEAM effort 💀

[waxen mist]

was Haaland shot on target?

[sleek elk]

not just him

[potent jungle]

You confident?

[unborn vortex]

No

[sleek elk]

haaland is chalked

[spice spindle]

Navas over?

[sleek elk]

don’t even waste ur time

[kind jolt]

How u gone pick tht against Fulham

[kind jolt]

0 saves

[summer crane]

Yes donnuruma clears this line easily only worry with rashford is if he gets subbed but at home in the EPL he’s either got 3 shots or gone over most games

[sleek elk]

2 shots haaland 🤣🤣

[white quest]

Omg sterling SCORE for the love of god

[spice spindle]

He has 4 atm

[valid harbor]

Haaland sog how many?

[tame nymph]

Dunk chalk Laporte chalk and Haaland chalk

[sleek elk]

all tap ins.

[brisk falcon]

haaland 2 shots non on target

[summer crane]

LOCK IT IN

🚨🚨🚨🚨

[summer crane]

Y’all gonna regret it

[sinful orbit]

wait no way chelsea dont sack potter if they lose right?

[humble pewter]

i thought brentford was beating crystal palace tbh

[kind jolt]

Then my s ain’t loading

[spice spindle]

Navas did get 5 saves

[kind jolt]

Good stuff

[sleek elk]

5 saves

dunk 74

[sinful orbit]

like chelsea got a stacked squad but they need a better coach

[sly shale]

Musiala with the dnp 😭😭

[white quest]

Potter sucks

[inner trout]

Does haaland even have an SOG??

[sleek elk]

u know bro

and no

[inner trout]

Wtf he’s selling my 6 man

[solid storm]

HALAND is selling bro

[real mauve]

Kasper with the sell

[sinful orbit]

they really recruited that mf cuz he got brighton like 3 or 4 wins in a row😭

[sly shale]

Got any locks currently?

[tropic storm]

What do y’all think of this

[sleek elk]

chill he has the whole game 💀💀

[sinful orbit]

potter sacked confirmed

[white quest]

Fr can’t even tie Southampton

[sinful orbit]

like how u losing to the worst team in the league

[sly shale]

yo @sleek elk

[gritty merlin]

Don’t know if Van Dijk is starting

[lyric wharf]

Oh vvd starting

[sleek elk]

dunk 73

UNDER

what’s up bro

[sly shale]

is vini sog lock for u?

[fickle oak]

he is

[gritty merlin]

Good looks

[sleek elk]

vini always sells tho

[topaz veldt]

Is chances created shots assisted?

[sleek elk]

he’s inconsistent

[sly shale]

ppl like him