⚽┃soccer

[lethal dove]

Yo

[valid stirrup]

So lammers tied what do I earn?

[quiet anchor]

🙏🏼✅

[lethal dove]

Alex baena same person as Alejandro baena right?

[brave trench]

Lock

[dusk phoenix]

15

[lethal dove]

Anybody know?

[valid stirrup]

Still profit Ig🙃

[dusk phoenix]

This what i got so far

[trail dove]

Better than losing tbh good shit

[valid stirrup]

True

[undone cedar]

Need one more🔒

[random spindle]

Yes

[thin crane]

look at pau torres about to hit

in the first half

sigh

52 passes

[trail dove]

Wtf

[thin crane]

hes about to hit it

[lethal dove]

Glooks

[west ermine]

Best under?

[trail dove]

@dusk phoenix gave the free pick of pau

I hope someone took it

[valid stirrup]

I woke up too late for that😭

[dusk phoenix]

I didnt even take it 😭

Im dum

[thin crane]

u#i told

mood

[dusk phoenix]

I sold

[thin crane]

i sold by sleeping

[valid stirrup]

They also moved haaland from 19.5 to 17.5 there goes a free one😭

[timid owl]

Parejo @ 40 passes before half‼️

[valid stirrup]

Just don’t sleep

[thin crane]

lol

[thin crane]

crazy

[green forge]

Should I lock this in too ?

[undone cedar]

I’m looking for one more

[green forge]

Ok

[timid owl]

why is Kilman’s line so high

[green forge]

When you find the one person then lock it ?

[thin crane]

cash✅✅✅

[timid owl]

less than 14 passes is insane

[lethal dove]

First time playing soccer

[thin crane]

[lethal dove]

He hasn’t went over that at all but once 😂

[undone cedar]

Ruben neves over on passes✅????

[dusk phoenix]

Mahrez sot

[thin crane]

he got 5 passes today

[median bloom]

they moved gnoto to 2 shots

[thin crane]

oof

[dusk phoenix]

Neves passes or moutihno

[timid owl]

im not saying he’s gonna hit im just saying anyone passing less than 14 times besides Halaand is mind blowing to me

[median bloom]

i need 2 more picks for a little $5 6 -man , whose got any

[timid owl]

ok..?

[timid owl]

Neves

[thin crane]

he already hit bro

[timid owl]

he hit what?

[trail dove]

It’s weird how forwards barely touch the ball sometimes lol kane and haaland are different stories tho

[thin crane]

the under 14 passws

[lethal dove]

^

[thin crane]

passes*

[timid owl]

their job is to shoot

[timid owl]

okay???? you missed the point of my message bro just be quiet

[thin crane]

my man glo already hit a play

[thin crane]

whatt

im not even hating or anything

😭😭😭

bros just giving me attitude

[lethal dove]

Bra bugging 😂

[thin crane]

[thin crane]

ong😭

[thin crane]

u hit so better than nothing good shi

[timid owl]

i said under 14 is insane … nothing about him hitting or not hitting

[thin crane]

mhmmm

[timid owl]

https://tenor.com/view/air-head-suit-clueless-fun-funny-gif-15189945

[undone cedar]

🔒???

[timid owl]

Neves passes way better than Moutinho imo lock it in

[hazy crystal]

Ramsdale is going under on passes

[undone cedar]

All green today

[timid owl]

W slip

[green forge]

Did you win yesterday if you guys imma put 15 on this !

[timid owl]

40 passes @ half Parejo🥇

i really hope adams doesn’t sell bro

[undone cedar]

Put $5-10

[timid owl]

he’s sold me twice man pls im giving u one last chance

[valid stirrup]

He don’t start

[timid owl]

😂😂😂

https://tenor.com/view/air-head-suit-clueless-fun-funny-gif-15189945

[trail dove]

Anybody knew reynas passing line?

[green forge]

Ok gotchu

[random spindle]

Twins

[timid owl]

just look @ lineups and starting or not id still take it just cuz DNPs can help especially if he goes under🤓

[late nimbus]

🤝🏾

^this one based off the history of them playing each other

[hazy crystal]

Gnoto going over

[valid stirrup]

Ig I just don’t see him on fotmob

[timid owl]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-donating-maga-gif-15840637

[late nimbus]

In his career only had 1 shot against them

I LOVE ALL THE DOUBT🫶🏾

[thin crane]

mad devious

[timid owl]

he’s on there🤓

[round thicket]

One more guys

[thin crane]

if u hit that ima just give u respect

[late nimbus]

All I ask😭 made $15k in prize pics from September

[timid owl]

🤓

[valid stirrup]

Wait we talking about neves?

[round thicket]

Gimme 2 good players who won’t let me down

[timid owl]

coo, Neves going over papi

[dusk phoenix]

Neves and who else

[valid stirrup]

I thought we where talking about moutinho😭

My b

[random spindle]

Lebron & Sabonis

[quiet anchor]

Haaland lines are trash

[timid owl]

😐

[lethal dove]

Fye 🔥🔥

[lavish mica]

RIQUELMA LOCK IN

[next gust]

Who’s ready ✅

[dusk phoenix]

Ima do neves pa over and toney goal

[valid stirrup]

Man I just woke up😭

[next gust]

Today we getting paid ✅

[lavish mica]

Baena 3 shots 🔒

[west ermine]

Gundogan over or under passes

[lavish mica]

Moreno 14 passes

[dusk phoenix]

Mahrez only at 1 sot

[pale roost]

2 i guess

[round thicket]

5/6 fs

[dusk phoenix]

Im locking in

[hazy crystal]

Go with rashford kver 2 shots

He’s hitting that

[dusk phoenix]

Thats a 🔒

[pale roost]

95%

[timid owl]

over

cuz if he plays back today he’s definitely going over

[raven ledge]

Been following the chat and this is what I cooked.

[timid owl]

if he’s a winger GL

[timid owl]

you aint cook that bro😂😂😂

[raven ledge]

?

[timid owl]

with other people’s recipes 😂 @raven ledge

[raven ledge]

😂😂 you right. Hopefully y’all are right

[trail dove]

I just seen your name that’s wild 😂

[timid owl]

😂😂

first thing i peeped

spit out my oatmeal

[raven ledge]

💉 🥄

Demi cooks Forsure.

[timid owl]

this chat funny af i fw you bro

i was finna say dat😂 you was only cooking in DD Lovato kitchen

[clever salmon]

So soccer doesn’t update normally on PrizePicks like nba does right?

[thin crane]

nope

its after games

[next gust]

Someone send link of the game

[clever salmon]

Thank you!

[lavish mica]

Toney shot

Adams tackle

[molten frigate]

Foden dnp

[next gust]

^^

[molten frigate]

Get strymtv

[timid owl]

should’ve taken his tackles instead of passes but i think he’ll hit both

[uneven gull]

on target ?

[lavish mica]

No

[timid owl]

nah

he said shot

[lavish mica]

Neves needs to get involved

[trail dove]

Adams tackle at 3 was low for me

[timid owl]

yea bro is invisible rn

[timid owl]

that was low for you? idek why i debated it tbh

but i think they take control of this game and he hits passes

not worried - yet

[trail dove]

I liked my chances, seems in league games he goes over that

[undone cedar]

Nah neves banned

Wtfff

Get the ball

[timid owl]

no im saying im not sure why i debated it

[pale roost]

he always have more than 3 when he play against good team

[vestal void]

Anything for Dortmund game?

Jude passes?

[trail dove]

Same here , I hate tackles props tbh but here I am lol

[plucky cove]

✅or ❌

[timid owl]

bro City has has possession 93%…

[undone cedar]

Ik

[timid owl]

same that’s mainly why

[undone cedar]

Rodri passes would’ve been better

[lavish mica]

Riquelme at 0 shots

[woven birch]

Bro if Neves passes doesn’t hit

😭😭

[undone cedar]

City give the ball to wolves

[fiery harbor]

Bruh relax

[timid owl]

seriously like city is dominating possession rn usually what happens - just give it time

[fiery harbor]

People want the passes to hit first 30 mins smh

[undone cedar]

So who do we want to win the league

Arsenal ✊

[trail dove]

I like arsenal yeah

[median bloom]

15 mins into the game people say chalked lmao

[trail dove]

More yhan city

[lavish mica]

Wolves getting no recovers

[next gust]

How tf dose the coach get a yellow 💀

[timid owl]

exactly like Adams still hit 80 when they lost 5-2 to Brentford

[next gust]

Mans not even playing on the field

[timid owl]

obv arguing

[timid owl]

it’s mad annoying bro

[trail dove]

Lmao this comment got me laughing in my car like a crazy ass dude

[fiery harbor]

Yupp

[gritty merlin]

Is Parejo passes on track? Cant check rn

[timid owl]

yes you’re fine

[exotic ingot]

Nobody on wolves touching the ball

[timid owl]

he’s got 40 @ half

[gritty merlin]

Tyty

[clever salmon]

Replace one of the soccer players , add Christian mccaffrey rushing yards

[exotic ingot]

Idk how some of y’all can go over on passes for teams against city

[next gust]

Kevin at 8 passes

[timid owl]

hell nah not vs dallas do receiving or rush + rec

[timid owl]

dat boy ain’t hittin

KDB?

[trail dove]

Y’all load up on the cowboys ml, they winning today

[clever salmon]

He’s gonna go crazy brother

[next gust]

Yup

[timid owl]

💀💀💀

[hardy fiber]

Do yall think bruno is getting a shot on target

[trail dove]

Lmao npc much?

[timid owl]

nah not rush, do. rush + rec im telling you

[timid owl]

im an NPC cuz i dont think the cowboys are gonna win?

ok🤓

[topaz apex]

Can someone tell me how many Clarences Jake bijol had

[clever salmon]

Rush Rec is solid too I see a lot of it ,

[trail dove]

I meant I’m an npc lol for saying they gonna win

[lavish mica]

Haaland sot

[topaz apex]

So man cowboys haters it’s crazy

[timid owl]

ya do that he be selling on just rush

[next gust]

1/2 sot

[undone cedar]

Omg wolves finally have the balllll

Lets gooo

[fiery harbor]

Was that a chance created by Kevin

It was huh

[undone cedar]

And they lost it again

[next gust]

Ye

[timid owl]

i’d give up a beloved family member before rooting for ‘America’s [most trash] Team’

[topaz apex]

What’s your team

[pale roost]

Jude Bellingham O or U 2shots??

[vestal void]

Moukoko shots or SOT?

[thin crane]

ayo neves looking chalked rn wtf

[restive fossil]

Who is watching the City game? How bad do they look rn? See its still 0-0

[next gust]

Bruh I only better Ruben and Kevin 😭

F the rest

[polar egret]

They’re playing Man City. No team passes against them lol

[thin crane]

truu but im just looking at the stats

[trail dove]

I figured city would dominate possession, hopefully wolves get it together

[thin crane]

i didnt put bread on it

[timid owl]

I’m not from the US - i was born in the UK, i like em all but Dallas. my grandpa is a die hard cowboys fan

[polar egret]

Whatcha got?

Oh. Didn’t. Lol

[thin crane]

nothing just looking at the stats and plays i saw earlier

[clever salmon]

So is shot assisted, a shot that’s made and awarded an assist? Or an attempt? I have less shot assisted on Miguel Gutierrez and arnau Martinez.

[thin crane]

shot assisted is like a cross or assist to a player who shoots it

say i pass it to u and u dribble and shoot then thats a shot assisted

[polar egret]

It’s the same as “chances created” it’s a pass that leads to a shot.

Doesn’t matter if the shot goes in or not

[thin crane]

saw someone under on all shot assisted fhey on demon timinh

[clever salmon]

Dope thank you guys

[thin crane]

pau torres over passes if u went for that✅✅✅

omgggg

moreno over shots too?

chuckweze over shots✅✅

[timid owl]

adams hitting passes fasho

[next gust]

Kdb 13 passes

[topaz apex]

😂😂😂 so u don’t like them cause he like them

[timid owl]

no… i don’t like them period has nothing to do with my grandfather

[plucky cove]

✅ or ❌

[golden depot]

Sam greenwood dnp?

[thin crane]

@dusk phoenix

u called it last night moodd

[timid owl]

i used to live in Highland Park and went to HS w Jerry Jones grandson🤦🏽‍♂️

[topaz apex]

That’s crazy if they win the superbowl then u have to like them

[quiet anchor]

This ref is trash

[timid owl]

and i hate Jerry Jones , gives me ‘massa’ vibes

[timid owl]

💀 it’ll make me hate them even more cuz like i said before - i dont like the Jones’

after meeting a couple of them personally

[topaz apex]

Ohhh I ain’t read that part highland park huh u went to school with his grandson

[timid owl]

yea i used to live in Highland Park my sophomore year, I graduated ‘18 and stay in Grand Prairie now

[low mason]

Haaland 1/2 sot??

[timid owl]

most stuck up place in the world

im spoiled but not THAT spoiled - kids would drive McLarens to school😐

[topaz apex]

Yea I don’t like Jerry jones neither but I still like the cowboys

[timid owl]

a Tesla one thing but a whole azz super sport is insane

[tame nymph]

Any locks on the Madrid game?

[topaz apex]

What u expect in highland park everybody parents work for Jerry

[steady sparrow]

How neves looking?

[pearl mauve]

how long do this soccer shit take

[timid owl]

go to bed

[next gust]

13 passes

[timid owl]

facts i do like the mavs tho

[timber swift]

How can we track shot assisted on fotmob? Is it chance created?

[next gust]

“Assists”

[errant thunder]

modric and benzema under assisted shots?

[vestal void]

Its chances created for SA

[timid owl]

PAREJO @ 65‼️‼️‼️ ez money

[tame nymph]

Odegaard over 2 shots?

[timber swift]

Yes parejo good pick up

[timid owl]

only passes i took was Parejo and and Adams

[topaz apex]

I took parejo and neves 🥹

[timid owl]

im sorry bro blame me i told someone neves earlier

[topaz apex]

Did bijol go over clearances does anyone know

[timid owl]

didn’t expect city to dominate the ball like this

[agile pulsar]

Courtouis over on passes

[timber swift]

So chances created is shot assisted so if i had .5 over, im good then?

[vestal void]

Yup hes over

[timid owl]

3

[topaz apex]

Well that’s a no

[errant thunder]

what app

[rotund hollow]

easy 🧪

[timid owl]

Futmob

[timid owl]

W

[sage delta]

Everything is so free holy

[topaz apex]

What are u talking about

[timid owl]

no…

[timid owl]

literally

[errant thunder]

???

[timid owl]

i mean ya my picks are straight but nothing free

[topaz apex]

If shi free I’m tryna get in on it

[timber swift]

After sabonis sold me last night, aint nothing free lol

[timid owl]

if it’s free it’s for me head azz

[topaz apex]

No cap

[timid owl]

bro sabonis and DG p+a sold by one

[timid owl]

green

[errant thunder]

i’m tryna do a 6 man

who should i add one more

[topaz apex]

Ngl nba was ass yesterday

[timid owl]

nah keep da 5

[topaz apex]

I picked Marcus smart bro got hurt

[errant thunder]

aii bro

[errant thunder]

same 😭

bro twisted his ankle

[topaz apex]

Al horford didn’t do shi neither

I had him to after that game I just said f nba for the day

[next gust]

Ruben and Kevin are at okay pace

[timber swift]

omg i had both aswell

all nba was bad or maybe my luck sucks really bad...anybody i picked got injured or dnp 5 min before the game

[timid owl]

i felt like Sabonis was the best pick on the board cuz embiid and harden

[timber swift]

same

[timid owl]

yup

[timber swift]

guy couldnt grab rebounds yesterdayeven without those guys

[vestal void]

Haaland goal

[pale roost]

haaland score

[timid owl]

i just need adams to hit these passes to tuck me in

yall think Halaand takes 5 shots💀

[vestal void]

2 SOT for Haaland

And a goal

[oblique arch]

Confident?

[timid owl]

please dont take 5 shots bro

just chill out now

[vestal void]

Pen for Man City

[timid owl]

no🤦🏽‍♂️

[median bloom]

How many clearances does kilman have

[timid owl]

Haaland going over on shots man

[vestal void]

Theyre reviewing the Pen rn

[next gust]

No pen

[vestal void]

Nvm no pen

[timid owl]

3

[topaz spade]

Haaland going under passes?

[timid owl]

most likely he’s @ 6

[next gust]

Kevin 1/3.5 assists

[pale roost]

that pen

[orchid raptor]

??

[pale roost]

no pen confirm

[random sparrow]

rodri under passes

🤣

[dull coral]

is this a shot on target

[regal imp]

Yes

[meager hedge]

Yes

Wat app is that

[fiery harbor]

Fotmob

[dull coral]

fotmob

[timid owl]

shots

[tame nymph]

are we sure Modric is hitting 1.5 shots assisted?

[timid owl]

both are pointed at the bold white line on the base which is the post… so yes

[next gust]

Collins killing it

[round thicket]

Kilman Manne

[next gust]

Kevin and Ruben both 20 passes

[timid owl]

30 more passes adams‼️

[trail dove]

De bruyne shots under free

[clever salmon]

Anyone know how many shots halaand has so far

[brave trench]

How much passes Neves at

[timid owl]

PAREJO @ 82🥇

[next gust]

20

[timid owl]

20

[brave trench]

Gonna be close

Cmon Neves

[atomic lodge]

20

[round thicket]

Halaand 2 shots

[fiery harbor]

That’s good Af for neves

[atomic lodge]

He will come threw

[clever salmon]

Thank you

[tall steeple]

moreno soared under smh

[timid owl]

bro i tried to tell em💀

[tall steeple]

since they can't win

[next gust]

Neves need 22 and Kevin 28

[median bloom]

Killman at 3 clearances ?

[rare zenith]

Game not even over

[round thicket]

Grealish is on 🔥🔥

[fiery harbor]

Didn’t he have like 5 shots lol

[rare zenith]

He can get 4 or even 5 second half

Ya dumb ash😂

[trail dove]

Rodri under 102 looking nice too

[viral mountain]

Thank you

[rotund hollow]

CASH IT💰

[exotic ingot]

Can’t play that together

[trail dove]

It was too high

[tall steeple]

yeah lmao

[next gust]

4

[timid owl]

np gang

[steep shore]

He’s at 4

[fiery harbor]

What did you take from him

[timid owl]

why they laughing??? GGs bro

[tall steeple]

passes lmao

[tall steeple]

he's gone over the past games

[rose wren]

He hit

[rotund hollow]

clowns

[timid owl]

it’s the second number goofy🤡

[round thicket]

App?

[fiery harbor]

Boi was a on mission to score today😂😂😂

[rose wren]

FotMob

[rotund hollow]

you slow

[rose wren]

U slow

Im literally defending u

[undone cedar]

neves is at 20

not bad

[next gust]

He hitting that

[fiery harbor]

Hell nah for the amount of time they had the ball

[timid owl]

for what? we alr knew 🤡

[round thicket]

Thanks

[rose wren]

Duh dumb sack of 💩

[timid owl]

you made urself look special

[undone cedar]

kilman at 3 clearances

getting close

[rose wren]

U tryna be toxic for whag

[fiery harbor]

Guys what’s the best 2 man for the next games

[rose wren]

Weird ahh

[next gust]

He’s at 4 now

[undone cedar]

ffs

[rose wren]

Im literally defending y’all

Weirdos

[round thicket]

I have Erling 1.5 G/A less 🤷🏽‍♂️

[timid owl]

nah bro you made urself look the opposite of smart

[rose wren]

By backing yoj up?

[undone cedar]

shouldve done collins

[timid owl]

i have his Shots under too

[dusk phoenix]

Riquelme bouta sell me😭

[rose wren]

U drew a green line and got goofed on

[next gust]

Do yah watch the game or just ask gc for the results 😭

[timid owl]

you aint need to back us up for what😂😂

[rose wren]

They don’t lmao

[rotund hollow]

always the randoms 😂

[timid owl]

not me

[rose wren]

These nba players

[rose wren]

Bro called me a random lmao

[rose wren]

Ok So stop crying

Weirdo

[next gust]

Bruh instead of investing in these players yah don’t know ,invest in ESPN

[timid owl]

you reacted wit da skull emoji then posted his passes… r u dense???

[round thicket]

Riyad has had 0 shots so far

[rose wren]

Go bank4bank rn

[round thicket]

Wth

[rose wren]

I laughed at the green line cus it was funny

I didn’t say he didn’t hit lmao

Hé the Laugh police 😭

[timid owl]

ok beo goodnight

[rotund hollow]

[rose wren]

Joey u gon chat ban that kid or what

[thin crane]

[rose wren]

@polar egret

[dusk phoenix]

Why riquelme why

[thin crane]

lol

[timid owl]

for what😐

[rose wren]

Toxic asf

[thin crane]

big done up

[rotund hollow]

im dead

[rose wren]

Lame asl

[viral mountain]

Mans 44 give him a break

[fiery harbor]

Bruh

[rotund hollow]

chat ban

[rose wren]

Tu

[tawdry chasm]

Ngl I was sweating 😅

[plucky cove]

man’s getting pressed cause we laughed

[livid wagon]

how this looking ?

[rose wren]

Not me

That’s him

[hollow pollen]

How’s this looking

[timid owl]

Bro really tattling like he can’t read the chat and determine that himself I didn’t even do anything to you💀

[rose wren]

Bro the laugh police fr

[polar egret]

For what? You’re both going back and forth. Both y’all can stop @timid owl

[plucky cove]

ik

[dusk phoenix]

Riquelme sold

[next gust]

Usa vs Ecuador next week

[rose wren]

“ Tattling “

[dusk phoenix]

😭

[rose wren]

Bro dumb asf

[rotund hollow]

ong

[fiery harbor]

Neves with 20

[round thicket]

we have to make bread today ya

[timid owl]

🫡

[rose wren]

Yea good boy

Df gon come at me

[hollow pollen]

You think he goin over?

[next gust]

Only half time and everyone beef with each other 😭

[round thicket]

United today!!

[fiery harbor]

Yeah city hasn’t had the ball and he got 20

[timid owl]

https://tenor.com/view/tuga-numeiro-gif-18302117

[shut ocean]

Dammit

[inland sleet]

Rodri attempted passes? Anyone

[shut ocean]

He got 39

[hollow pollen]

What about everyone else on my list. How they doin?

[rose wren]

You rn

[sage delta]

Tyler adams passes ?

[next gust]

Chcek Fotmob

[fiery harbor]

Riquelme sold

[round thicket]

I think Rodri is not over 90

[meager hedge]

This look 🔐

[rose wren]

@polar egret when y’all gonna put eredivise games

[timid owl]

https://tenor.com/view/philip-de-franco-package-attention-you-ordered-enjoy-gif-16593723

[shut ocean]

Adams 31

[rose wren]

Ajax Feyenoord was today and we had nothing

[dusk phoenix]

If toney sells idk wat to do

[rose wren]

U still going , be a good boy and be quiet

[polar egret]

That’s a good question. I can ask for you.

[hollow pollen]

You can’t be serious

[cobalt cedar]

lock??

[hollow pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-car-car-rage-car-breakdown-hitting-seat-gif-17958855

[viral mountain]

Mf locked half the board

[cobalt cedar]

😭😭

[timid owl]

Parejo 86🤓 gotta love it

[dusk phoenix]

I hate riquelme

[viral mountain]

He’s him

[cobalt cedar]

It ain’t mine just seeing

[fiery harbor]

Drop a play am down bad

[dusk phoenix]

Im down bad

[timid owl]

please, haaland - do not shoot more than 2 more times

[median bloom]

Take kilman out 💯💯

[dusk phoenix]

Riquelme just sold me

[meager hedge]

🔐

[wet siren]

Same here with you gang

[valid stirrup]

What we thinking about?

[sage delta]

Hopefully he won’t

[dusk phoenix]

🥲

[inland sleet]

Odegaard going over fs

[timid owl]

imagine using dark mode

[fiery harbor]

We move on alright who’s go plays for next game

[viral mountain]

Mf you went halland under ???

[wet siren]

Who tf uses light mode

[timid owl]

Ødegaard was a terrible pick bro what r u doing

[viral mountain]

Bro y’all doing halland under on lsd 😭

[timid owl]

on shot attempts ya

[rose wren]

Ian gon cap same

5 shots is wild

[viral mountain]

Hope he hits for y’all fr fr

[fiery harbor]

Kevin under shots is looking real nice rn

[rose wren]

For a stationary brick

[cobalt cedar]

Lemme get a 6 pick I got bills

[wet siren]

Oh nah you needa go somewhere else

[polar egret]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[timid owl]

light mode better

[timid owl]

bro i dont like night mode

[viral mountain]

How dawg you don’t like being able to see comfortably

[timid owl]

yea bro he be lacking especially against decent teams - 5 shots is OD he got teammates yanno😂

[inland sleet]

🔒

[fiery harbor]

NFL playoffs

[wet siren]

I know he gotta wear glasses cause ain’t no way bro likes light mode

[timid owl]

when i take my glasses off and open my phone in the middle of the night omg😂

[viral mountain]

His like at 5 is criminal

[median bloom]

Here we go again

[timid owl]

😂😂😂😂😂

[meager hedge]

Please halland shoot more than 2 times

[random sparrow]

💯

[olive hamlet]

Brock purdy O 1.5 pass td

[rotund hollow]

light mode kill them eyes in the morning

[viral mountain]

Expected dawg one of this days yo ass gon the see whole world dark

[trail dove]

Unless wolves tie it up, clock out sir

[fiery harbor]

Chase over 7 receptions 👀

[cobalt cedar]

6 pick anyone

[olive hamlet]

Possible

[trail dove]

Jude scored btw lol

[timid owl]

BRO ANYTHING JOSH ALLEN SLAP DA OVER

[cobalt cedar]

Need a 6 pic

[timid owl]

Bills winning

[bitter fog]

bruno .5 shots on target?

[fiery harbor]

This man is bad 💀

[trail dove]

I got dawson knox first td and josh allen first td

[rapid jolt]

Bills are not winning they barely beat the dolphins 17th string qb

[timid owl]

bro’s coming for mahomes and a SB

[viral mountain]

Gyattt mans got a machine gun

[dusk phoenix]

Antony shots?

[exotic ingot]

Except rushing yards

[timid owl]

but the 9ers winning

[timid owl]

well, yea - i meant passing related

[fiery harbor]

He missed a pK lolol

[trail dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hatley-gif-5531066

[timid owl]

nah bro, they winning

[exotic ingot]

I’m hipped I was clarifying for them brodie

[rapid jolt]

Nah burrow gon have his way today

[timid owl]

we not getting the same conference championship game we did last year

[timid owl]

ok

[exotic ingot]

No

[fiery harbor]

No nfl In here guys

[thin crane]

talking about football wrong chat

[timid owl]

oh okay got u

[trail dove]

It’s not in the script, bills and kc will make more money

[thin crane]

no nfl guys

[timid owl]

this is football???

[rapid jolt]

Silence

[thin crane]

[polar egret]

#🏈┃ufl

[timid owl]

100%

[thin crane]

[exotic ingot]

What’s the soccer locks tho

[thin crane]

[timid owl]

soccer - football, same thing

[fiery harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/nufc-newcastle-united-allan-saintmaximin-gif-25468886

[trail dove]

Let’s move on to futbol lol

[thin crane]

sighs

[dusk phoenix]

Antony shots or bruno sot

[vague stump]

Is this quality as under 80 passes right?

[viral mountain]

Mans dancing la cucaracha

[viral mountain]

No

[thin crane]

no over

[timid owl]

it’s true

[rapid jolt]

Someone play me in fifa

[timid owl]

no

[polar egret]

No. He had 88 pass attempts

[fiery harbor]

88 lol

[polar egret]

How’d you do in futchamps this weekend?

[exotic ingot]

Which one?

[median bloom]

what site do you guys use for pass and clearnce stats

[thin crane]

fotmob

[viral mountain]

Fotmob

[polar egret]

Fotmob

[lavish mica]

Moreno and Tiquelma sold

[thin crane]

sofascore as well

[fiery harbor]

React if you play FIFA UT ✅

[timid owl]

can we get a Tyler Adams prayer circle going?

[wet siren]

Can we get a prayer for you using light mode

[exotic ingot]

Bro what’s the locks I don’t watch this for real I’m a hockey guy😭I know it’s kind of similar though

[viral mountain]

O naaaaa

[polar egret]

Leave mans alone lol

[exotic ingot]

How many shots assisted does Debruyne have???

[viral mountain]

Messi ice skating 😭

[fiery harbor]

2

[twin leaf]

Is soccer games over ?

[wet siren]

Sir yes sir

[exotic ingot]

You’re kidding me…

[trail dove]

Lmao why are people catching strays over light mode 😂

[exotic ingot]

They are similar

[timid owl]

28 more passes papi

[polar egret]

If he wants to go blind that’s his choice

[fiery harbor]

Nope your fine I have him under 3.5 😂

[timid owl]

beats me gang💀

[exotic ingot]

We ride

[median bloom]

haaland hitting pass attempts?

[twin leaf]

IS SOCCER GAMES OVER THAT STARTED AT 6 AND 8

[dusk phoenix]

I feel like all this will hit

Even antony shots

[fiery harbor]

Should of taken his shots he has 0 rn

[viral mountain]

Rashford looks Good

[uneven gull]

what’s going on w toney

[twin leaf]

?????

[timid owl]

6 yes, 8 no

[fiery harbor]

Best passing play for the next games ?

[exotic ingot]

Is arsenal good this season? I know Manchester used to be good idk bout now

[median bloom]

pen lol

[round thicket]

Noooo

[twin leaf]

How much 8 got left

[next gust]

1

[spice spindle]

Pinnock is the best clearer I’ve ever seen

[lavish mica]

Adams still st one tackle

[round thicket]

Plz miss 😂😂🤲🏽

[timid owl]

an entire half bro

[rancid jackal]

augsburg keeper already hit

[round thicket]

Noo fcking est

[spice spindle]

Haaland with 2😤

[vestal void]

Haalandd

[fiery harbor]

Fml

[timid owl]

@polar egret

[next gust]

Kdb 1 assist

[cobalt cedar]

Can someone tell how this going

[timid owl]

PENALTIES DONT COUNT AS SHOTS RIGHT?

[pale roost]

goalll

[polar egret]

Yes they do

[round thicket]

Ys

[fiery harbor]

Yup

[wet siren]

In penalty shootout they don’t

[trail dove]

Lmao 2 goals haaland

[cobalt cedar]

Chalked ?

[timid owl]

bro what on Futmob it says shot accuracy 2/2….

[spice spindle]

Should update

[viral mountain]

They don’t

[gritty merlin]

#1 in league rn

[timid owl]

man that’s crazy

[summer geyser]

3 shoots haalwbfc

[timid owl]

bruuuuuh

[viral mountain]

It’s halland

[twin leaf]

Whaa do you watch it on

[cobalt cedar]

Martin?

[dusk phoenix]

Goin with this

[viral mountain]

@timid owl shoulda faded

[timid owl]

please just get a hat trick and stop

[polar egret]

Penalties in game count. Penalties during a penalty shootout don’t.

[minor mist]

getting sold

[wet siren]

Ima tail you brother but I feel Bruno won’t get one in

[viral mountain]

Riquelme chalked you

[polar egret]

3/3 now

[timid owl]

nah i was gonna take 1.5 goals/assists

[viral mountain]

Dayum

[twin leaf]

Whaa do you watch game on

[shut ocean]

Facking halland had to score 2 goals dammit

[viral mountain]

Halland heard you

[dusk phoenix]

I took bruno off

[shut ocean]

Everything going against me now

[minor mist]

and beana

[next gust]

For wht

[viral mountain]

Him toon

[fiery harbor]

We ride brother 🙏🔥

[wet siren]

Might just have to put Antony huh

[lavish mica]

Toney still 2 shots

[woven birch]

Pep pls sub off haaland

[trail dove]

Haaland hat trick loading

[polar egret]

I’m genuinely baffled as to why y’all would take the under on Haaland

[fiery harbor]

Right lol

[timid owl]

IT WORKED, BRO’S AT 45 LFG

[trail dove]

He’s been in slump

[viral mountain]

Thought the same shit

[wet siren]

I think rash and rams are a safe two man

[trail dove]

But it don’t matter

[fiery harbor]

Y’all said 4.5 was alot

[trail dove]

It’s haaland

[rare zenith]

Haaland wants a hat trick

[viral mountain]

Not for halland

[meager hedge]

Lol

[woven birch]

Look at the stats

[gritty merlin]

Tbh I took under cuz I thought he was on a cold streak but he’s him can’t lie

[vestal void]

HAALANDDD

[pale roost]

3-0

[fiery harbor]

I didn’t play him lol

[meager hedge]

Goallll

[vestal void]

Haaland Hat trick

[polar egret]

I wouldn’t call 2-3 games a slump, personally. I think people just had unrealistic expectations because of how hot he started.

[vestal void]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[round thicket]

Erling

[fiery harbor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[polar egret]

Which stats point to the under?

[round thicket]

What’s going on 😂😂

[timid owl]

good it was Mahrez

[trail dove]

Yes exactly, seen his matches where he gets 6 to 8 like nothing

[timid owl]

his previous performances

[meager hedge]

I would never put halland on my ticket

[orchid rover]

Anyone else just dislike haaland

[meager hedge]

😂😂😂

[polar egret]

Yeah I mean he hasn’t scored in a few games but for any other player in the world that’s normal.

[woven birch]

Look at all the games he’s played this year, all under

[viral mountain]

Na even doe he looks like a thumb

[meager hedge]

Halland said ohhh y’all want me to go less

[timid owl]

bro pls no more shots

[gritty merlin]

That’s 100% true

[rose wren]

HaalNd unders are fuming

[meager hedge]

Watch

[raven ledge]

What a pass from the goalie😂😂

[meager hedge]

Hatrick

[rose wren]

Haaland*

[timid owl]

seriously

[runic lichen]

That was the easiest hatty ever lmfaooo

[rose wren]

Bro at 4/5

[trail dove]

Lmfaooo

[timid owl]

PLEASE NO MORE YOU GOT A HAT TRICK

[cobalt cedar]

How much you put on this

[trail dove]

Haaland

[trail dove]

Hat trick

[slender idol]

HAALLAAAAANNDDDDDD

[shut ocean]

I did ba string today bed against halaand 1.5 goals+assist never again

[mossy ravine]

Y’all anybody know what parejo’s pass attempts were this morning?

[green forge]

💔

[rose wren]

88

[runic lichen]

Why would y’all ever go with Haaland

[trail dove]

He’s at 4

[viral mountain]

Went over

[timid owl]

88

[orchid rover]

Credit to bro he gets fed goals but I just dislike him as a player lol

[mossy ravine]

🤥 damn

[shut ocean]

Thta penlatu screwed up my entry

[timid owl]

pls no more passes bruh

[rose wren]

88

[cobalt cedar]

??

[timid owl]

shots**

[woven birch]

Haaland needs to piss off bro

[timid owl]

please

[pale roost]

that free goal for haaland

[timid owl]

seriously he got his hat trick now sit down

[viral mountain]

Laced praying halland tears his acl 😭

[next gust]

What u put @timid owl

[lavish mica]

Sub off haalabf

[timid owl]

im on my knees

[random sparrow]

they knew haaland was a pick for.1.5 nc

[trail dove]

And he’s probably gonna keep shooting

[random sparrow]

[round thicket]

L or W??

[timid owl]

under 4.5 i was gonna take goals tho

[woven birch]

Pep put Alvarez in

[meager hedge]

I should had put halland over

[wintry tide]

Not funny

[shut ocean]

Haaland wnana plah good evertime except when i bey om him lol

[polar egret]

Here is Haalands stats at home this year. MAYBE you could say “yeah I’m not playing him”. But to take the under? Crazy.

[meager hedge]

😂😂😂

Hallannnd

😛😛😛🔥🔥

[trail dove]

4 shots and on target

[next gust]

Revés 26 passes

[trail dove]

Holy smokes

[tawdry elbow]

where you find these?

[polar egret]

Rotowire

[timid owl]

ikr

[next gust]

Kdb 28 passes

[shut ocean]

Yup i took under 1.5 goals+ assist never going that again smh

[meager hedge]

De brunyne has 2 shots assists

[summer geyser]

Where do you find those stats

[tawdry elbow]

thanks!

[polar egret]

Rotowire

[timid owl]

brooooooooooo please no more shots omg😭

i figured he’d take 4

but not more💀

[polar egret]

Lol it’s so crazy because for almost any player in the world you would take the under. But him? No thanks lol

[trail dove]

He wants the scoring title

Securing it

Lmao

[woven birch]

But like why he gotta do wolves like that

💀💀

[timid owl]

ya idk just stay @ a hat trick

[rare zenith]

Imagine taking under on haaland shots , just stop donating

[shut ocean]

Yeah man i saw he wasn’t scoring the past couple games

[shut ocean]

And i also rage bett

[cobalt cedar]

GREEN?

[wary panther]

haaland has 3 goals with his farmers league self

[clear skiff]

What y’all think

[shut ocean]

This one messed me up big time

[cobalt cedar]

That’s a 6?

[trail dove]

I see the top slip bro ong

[clear skiff]

5

[polar egret]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-ryan-gosling-gif-11536988

[shut ocean]

Thai right is here is horrible

[cobalt cedar]

👀

[woven birch]

Hooks are the worst

[shut ocean]

Im down horrendous

[random sparrow]

did i not say if we put under haaland scoring a hatrick

💀

[cold pecan]

Any morning soccer picks?!

[simple orchid]

Haaland subbed at 4 shots

😹😹

[green forge]

Imma lose .💔

[round thicket]

Thanks god

[timber swift]

im debating odegaard one

[sage delta]

Wait Fr?

[simple orchid]

Ye

[sage delta]

Nice

[timid owl]

dont play w me

[trail dove]

I said way before when they took off haaland, he was getting the 📞

[next gust]

Nah yah got lucky

[atomic lodge]

Yup

[woven birch]

HAAALAND IS OFF

[sage delta]

Very

[woven birch]

OMG

YES

[timid owl]

LETS GOOOO

OMG

[simple orchid]

Fr

[atomic lodge]

HES not

[woven birch]

What happen Joey

[trail dove]

Lmfao fr

[timid owl]

YOOOOOO

[next gust]

Lmao who ever put over shots are crying

[timid owl]

bro i was praying

wow

[trail dove]

Pep saved the dat

[timid owl]

it worked

[glacial halo]

🥳

[clever salmon]

LETS GO LACED!!

[lavish mica]

THENK YEWWWW

[sage delta]

That’s actually crazy bro was going off

[woven birch]

Bro Yao Ming we did it

[clever salmon]

I had him under Omg

[woven birch]

😭😭

Where’s Joey at now

[lavish mica]

NEVES LOCK IN

[next gust]

I was gonna put under but it got taken off 💀

[timid owl]

ADAMS 7 MORE PASSES

[trail dove]

It almost became a nightmare

[timid owl]

AYE JOEEEEEY @polar egret

[simple orchid]

Gundogan pass lock

[timid owl]

why did i take the under?

[clever salmon]

Now he’s subbed let’s lock in for these nfl games later!!

[rotund hollow]

who took adams passes over 👀

[polar egret]

Lol congrats! I personally wouldn’t have taken the under still. But someone’s gotta win 🤷‍♂️

[lavish mica]

Now I’m crying over adams tackles

[vital bough]

Omggg haaland subbed

Yessss

[polar egret]

Thankfully I still have Haaland in my fantasy team haha

[timid owl]

LMFAOOOO i told ya psses

[woven birch]

Bro it’s the craziest thing I have ever seen

[lavish mica]

Rendí brut

[woven birch]

Now we need neves to lock in

[pale roost]

Tyler Adams have 3 tackles now ... just one more

[trail dove]

Adams is pushing his tackles

[golden raven]

I need will give me another shot for a push

[rotund hollow]

them unders looking 🤮

[timid owl]

bro that was the biggest sweat of my life

[next gust]

Revés is a lock

Ong

[timid owl]

for?

[rotund hollow]

Adams 😂🫠

[timid owl]

i knew he wasnt gonna shoot again tho

[woven birch]

NEVES HAS 34 PASSES

[alpine eagle]

Has lineup for Manchester dropped?

[timid owl]

oh ya i only take Adams under passes vs bad teams

[signal wyvern]

How I’m lookin . I’m chalked ?

[fiery harbor]

Didn’t you say he was chalked ?

[dense musk]

Need a good 3 man

[woven birch]

I did

💀💀

[next gust]

7 more passes revés

[vital bough]

Haaland 7 passes let’s go his under is always a lock

[fiery harbor]

Roll out pls

[lavish mica]

Is it adams tackles won or attempted

[next gust]

Revés praying circle

[clever salmon]

I’m glad I went full Mary

[vestal void]

Brandt already at 5 shots assisted at half

[timid owl]

so far ya boy 4/4 on picks🤓

the other day was miserable 💀

[gritty merlin]

Bruno risky

[snow skiff]

I need some feedback

[next gust]

Kdb praying circle 🙏🏻

[vital bough]

Need 2 more Kdb shots assisted

[timid owl]

ain’t happening prolly

[signal wyvern]

Huh

[ripe basalt]

How many clearance does Ethan have?

[timid owl]

ik u were shaking like a stripper bro

[next gust]

Stay under

[pale roost]

4-0

[vestal void]

The first guy on your slip chalked

[gritty merlin]

8

[next gust]

Kdb 22 more pases

[alpine eagle]

Over

[clever salmon]

Brother I was SHOOK it’s 7am over here and I haven’t slept since last night when I put the ticket in🤣🤣

[ripe basalt]

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lol

[scarlet torrent]

Killman ?

[timid owl]

SAME BRUH💀💀💀 i went to bed during Philly and NY and woke up @ like 3 or 4

[dire wing]

8 lmao

[alpine eagle]

What’s the app to check the lineupsss

[valid stirrup]

4

[clever salmon]

Bro on everything I woke up @ 4am and didn’t fall back asleep 🤣🤣🤣

[timid owl]

what a dub

[olive hamlet]

This shit embarrassing never tailing nobody again

[ripe basalt]

Heart is broken lol

[dense musk]

Anyone got a solid 3

[timid owl]

i had to see this thru😂😂

[trail dove]

Wait who said less on pau? Lmao they played you

[fiery harbor]

Why would you go less on pau

[next gust]

Let’s go under 2.5 assists ✅

[gritty merlin]

Fr

[timid owl]

ADAMS 3 MORE PASSES

[olive hamlet]

Idk soccer I was just money hungry

[lavish mica]

Adam one more tackle pleas

[timid owl]

i almost took shots

[timid owl]

….

[lavish mica]

TONEY SHOOT

[median bloom]

How many neves at

[lavish mica]

I BEG

[next gust]

😭

[glacial wedge]

How neves looking on passes attempted

[wintry tide]

He’s at 5 lol

[olive hamlet]

NOW I GOTTA DEPOSIT FOR NFL LATER