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Yeah I refunded ml idc
Smart last-minute miracles something I saved for football any other sports hell no
Tuch +/- 
Bruh nhl got terrible mls
YDKP
They cant shoot tonight to save their lives. Playing like bums
I like their ML more than NBA but with MLB ml I just go Dodgers and call it a day
the saves p[rolly shouldve hit by now
if it werent for all of those misses bru
That has been a fun series. This is my first time in a while watching hockey. Havent been to a game in a long time.
theyve missed at least 30 times
idek how bro
Well, if I wanted to watch hockey, I would just have to go to Florida since basically Florida has hockey football and basketball all in one. I would literally have to travel hours to go, but in Bama I just have football.
is 11 more still possible?
Omg they didn’t count that Malenstyn hit at 6:45
def still doable with OT
HOW IS THIS NOT A HIT???
I'm like an hour away from the Tampa bay bucs and Lighting stadium. Hate driving down there ong.
sabres just get blocked or they miss the net
wait how were those not saves?
they were blocked
yea I prolly might need double OT for ts
buffalo put the puck on target like bruh
If it goes to enough OT’s Swayman should cash
prolly need 2 OTs
needs 9 in OT
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Need kastelic hit in ot please
Wow boldy got 7
they gave sawy some saves they took away
Need robo
19 now
Niceee
Stars pathetic
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can they give some more?
can they give 8 more saves?
You still think benn over @rigid notch ?? 🤣
Lyon fantasy is about to be a sweat holy
I told yall nuke my play d head
Need Jake for 26
He good ?
Will he get this
Easy 700 for tdy
@rigid notch you clown don’t disrespect my plays and change your name
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Foligno just looks like an overweight figure skater out there today
No physicality whatsoever
Which one
What a steal , I got Sabres game under 4.5 at -110 at end of 2nd period
Duh it’s game 5
Crazy Sabres winning tho
Up 4 k for the week
Marcus
One can hope
it ain’t even Friday
U got ml. Or Goalie fantasy
Technically Lyon can cash fantasy even if bruins win
But he needs 4 saves before the Bruins theoretically score a goal on him
Can Tuch get one mo hit?
Idk ask him
Who
Gunna have to show me
Why is Bruce Cassidy on the TNT panel
wild let’s go
shit penalty
Green
are bruins winning this OT?
Yes
Nah Sabres
idk
Script has Buffalo winning their first playoff series in over a decade at home
I feel like its geniunely 50/50
i just want my swayman saves i could care less who wins
yay for dallas not shooting....
Like come on
honestly real
Are you serious
“You feel like it’s 50/50” in an OT game
No sh!t
Lol?
Need Jake bad
damn bro chilll
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Can we get rid of this bot
lol facts
oilers up
gimme a prompt
already
22 blocked shots
I need 3 more saves outta Jake
Me too smh
Ml
He might get it if he stop being a crash dummy
who?
Oilers
I hope so
Oh
leon mcdavid on the same line they win
Thinking about sabers ot ml
He at 24
That’s not a goal?
he got us 👍
No whistle blown though so that was weird
it would take a miracle ima keep it a stack
Need hurry up
damn podkolzin almost scored agin
Fr
Let’s see if I can flip my pocket money
oilers 2 posts already
I still see 24
Wishing best for u Broskie
It’s glitched for you
2/3 today not bad
Script has Sabres winning the cup
nah lose to avs sadly
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sabres cant hit the net
Nah they beat avs in finals
Bruins don’t want that
my god
1 more shift please
Damn wishing he cashes for u gang
he will cash easily
bro just 5 more
He’s taking a bag from Vegas
4 more
4 more
damn you beat me to it
It’s so clear
shouldnt even be a sweat sabres just brick everything
No shot
Bruins winning Stanley cup!
Some bs
@raven chasm
Sigh
Really thought they’ve give him 2 hits there 🥲
bruins winning the cup!
give me one more Robo
I hateee jakeee
fr bro
gg
1 now
bruins scored
Just get 3 more
bru
pasta
why did peeke wait so long to do anything
no way
PASTA BANGGGGGG
so unlucky
NOOOO
stat correct talk to me nice
theres actually no way
lmao
LYON FANTASY CHALKED BY ONE SAVE
can they stat correct?
FAWK YOU PASTA
they could but i doubt it
Why didn’t stars not shoot in the 1st man sigh
wait is there a chance its offsides?
robooo
I’m gonna get chalked by goalie saves
dallas
no lol
yea nvm im fried
no way dallas game goes to OT lol
broo I just needed one more save
Always robertson
wild lock in
ROBO
insane hook man
It was green forever
he shouldve cleared that line

He literally just needed one more save before the bruins scored a goal bro
he’s a shooting demon
Malenstyn just picked up the defenseman and threw him against the glass and it wasn’t a hit. Yeah im f’ing sure you Mafia money stealin losers
wild 3-2 hopefully they can close this out
hook
Oh my god
Swayman chalk by 1?
yes
yea
Yessir
stat corrected earlier too
Not how that works son
Stat correction annoying
dude fuhhh bro
Stars some clowns🤣 now they just want to shoot
bro ts was for 85 bucks 😭
Yo does dostal get pulled?
Yes
lol
Like rn?
No way he goes out like this
Wild need to get this empty net
Yes
Dallas been cooking a man up in the series
You trollin or da gang?
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I hope they refix swayman man
Speak English and I’ll answer your question
They’re saying Dostal looking prime Ingram 😭
Banggg Kaprizov
You trolling or da?
cash wilBANG
Not happening
stat correct is not gonna talk to me nice
I don’t speak ganganese buddy
oilers ml was free
You an itch you speak that?
And yea dostal pulled
did they just remove a save?
bro wtf
Yo, thank you for helping me out, bro
Just needed one more save from Lyon before a bruins goal to cash fantasy
What happened big bro?
3-2 chill
Weren’t you the one who told me how to fix my pp money problem
Don’t think so
Sabres getting sweeped now
Welp I hate the stars
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dostal isn’t voiding is he
why would he?
idk bro i’ve never had ts happen
Sellout
I knew Hyman was bait smh
Whoever said dostal man you buns
Bow
1
Bro cash out what if they sell
lol js playing good cash
Ima take Sabres Ml next game
So they ain’t gonna count hymans hit okay…
Banggggg let’s go
NHL penalties gotta be the dumbest thing ever
4-1
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Cash out 👉
i didn’t fade today i listened
mcdavid cashes 4 sog the day i didn’t take it🥀
I'm a wild fan I appreciate u having faith
3/3
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its too easy out here
atta boy
0/4 yesterday i don’t know why i double downed on utah
Mcdavid?
Grandlund hits chalked
what happened to dostal
Crazy he had 1 hit in the first 10 minutes of the game
Thanks goat @pulsar geode
Granlund I need 1 hit
Pain.
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Ducks minus well pull the goalie now atp
always like that.. Doan first shift had a hit then nothing..
Mcdavid finished with 24.09 toi… the line was 24 so is it over or under chat?
u might hv the iq of a goldfish
he had 24.09 did he go under or over chat...literal goldfish
Shiiit I’m high my boy lmao. Easier to ask a basement brat like you than hunt down pp rules lmao. Good looks tho 😂😂
Dude saw you on TV today, nice seats!
Cant reuse the same joke son
PP rules
This is grade 1
Is 24.09 higher
Or lower
Than 24
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Oh my god I will murder you @eager mulch
@wispy kayak Prizepicks graded this as 6, shouldn't this be over 22.5?
Maybe! Oilers gonna win the series I think
Ducks are frauds
Had people crying for dostal reboot earlier
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Wtf is that
hey, @wispy kayak I noticed you're feeling off. Want to try something that might help you feel better?
No way that’s a real thing
What is what?
Everyone sees that?
Sees what
You must be special
Stars in 8 so free
Oh my
Flyers in 9
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Streets of Minneapolis going to look like an anti-ICE protest after Wild and Wolves close out Thursday
Tf is it even for 😭
I'm boots on the ground for wolves game
Chalk
So nuke nuggets
Jokic quad triple
Don’t worry Walz cleaned up the streets
dis a loss huh?
9 Coronas on a Tuesday
No!
Nah, 24.15 is less than 24
Anyways
Yw for letting you tail me son
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Please stop pinging me. Also I only drink whiskey mate so idk what ur on about lil pupski
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Don’t forget to hit the gym in a 9 year old tank top
🤣🤣 chill
tmmw game
Dis green
Lock
WHERES THE BEDARD THAT SAID STARS WERE BEATING THE WILD YESTERDAY
Game day!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
is this ur fav slip today?
just nuke trenin over until financial freedom 5.5 is criminal
Good luck in here today y’all!!!
What is it
Drop
Robertson such a demon against minny
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Scored last 9/10 games against them
“Hi, I’m chucky, wanna play ?”
Script says Pens come all the way back and lose in game 7 in what will be Sidney Crosby’s last ever playoff game
We all waiting for POD right
Barbashev hits duh
Real sauce is to pick them yourself. But take overs more. Don’t take unders only sometimes. But what you do is pick a dude from a game you think is going to be close. Pick a dude from the team that is more likely to win. If they are winning they gonna get more frags. Do the same thing for another game. So do a 2 man different games.
Reallllll
No way an actual human typed that out
I keep saying the same thing, but get surprised each day by it
if you ever feel like you're dumb you can always look in pp chat for a confidence boost
I don’t want to be a L5 merchant here but like
Im not that dumb!
Good luck bro, I became a L5 merchant when I chose barbashev today
i still think mlb chat is the worst, or when they come into here
I never listen to them
I only take pitchers in MLB
Batters are very inconsistent
I took the Angels pitcher
Dude got shelled
Yesterday
First time Soriano had a bad game
I also took him
is wacha usually that low?
Im not sure actually
Ik the royals might lose
but I feel like wacha does get a good amount of Ks
Yea that’s the problem
He might not get that 6 fantasy
He’s historically good against the athletics
I mean last game he allowed like 6 runs
yea honestly he prolly doesnt even need the win
to get the fantasy
24 fantasy is like 5 innings and 3 Ks
assuming no runs allowed
Orioles are better than the athletics
yeah
I think he got it
But I’m looking for a different pair for the LeBron discount
dude I feel like theyre aboutta stat correct the hell out of barbashev hits
I did scottie barnes PA goblin
19.5
should be an easy double up
Nah I want an over or under
Trying to 3x
oh
dude I shouldve done eovaldi Ks
idk why
That’s usually how hits go
i didnt take him
I mean you can take his live line
I keep om getting screwed over
I feel like he’ll die out at the end
are you confident about this?
I lowk might take it
with my bonus
I like wacha and hart
im just a little iffy about barbashev
Barbashev pick is lowkey me being a L5 merchant because he’s literally not missed it this entire series
Hart has covered both times in Vegas
And Vegas just plays better at home
And wacha I think he should hit
I mean he’s literally not missed this entire series
it just comes down to him allowing runs or not
alr I tailed
I think it should be fine
I fw put sum nba on it too
Let see how today's plays go
Indubitably
Flyers in 6 😎😎
What’s today’s money line potd
pens winning it all
What’s the chance of this hitting
Nah the Blues are
It’s not bad, he’s been smoking dudes this series
Bro been cracking ppl, pause
Who we got winning today Canadiens or Lighting
Ok thanks
Neither
It’s a draw
I’m gonna live snipe TBL spread if they go down
Is that 4.5 bump good
Posted the pod
Green?
I love you
Pairing it with under 1.5 first p
Or pens first goal 🎯
Emil good to take at 3.5?
Maybe next yr champ
Almost time!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
I took all 4 goalies over in the first games. Probably not a smart play but I'm hoping for shots tonight.
Let’s go HABS
Habs gonna do it?
Cash andrei under saves ✅✅✅
missing so many hits in habs game
Emil under hits
Why? Game just started
Free as air
Suzuki under 10.5 face off looks to be cash
Xhekaj should have 2 hits 🙄
lizotte spearing martone lmao
Ik I seen the second one too
Had a feeling they weren’t gonna count it, but I was hopeful.
Both my slips are toast already time to watch my flyers play for the rest of the night
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Go pens
under hitting ngl
Bc he is
yall took penguins ml ?
PENS PP
Gj artur
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Great penalty kill boys
philly pp
Flyers peeeecoooo powerplay. 😬😬😬
goalie saves looking free this game
Crosby SOG air
Idk
Emil get a hit gng
Cash arber under hits
He has 2
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You see my name
Need one mo
Lightning trash
The lightning are trash 🤣🤣🤣
No it’s not
Why would u take him he’s done nothing all series
honestly forget he existed
Right he only shows up in reg season
Cmon Manta just one shot
Lmao arber not getting credited with none of his actual hits 🤣🤣
ya he been chalk since he got the pen
He had 2 hits one before the pen and 1 after never got credited for
Mtl or tb?
Martone at 1 hit is so funny. I’ve seen at least 4
Right I’m done after tonight with hits
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LMAO
Arber another hit 🤣🤣
Dach pt✅
*Another hit not counted
It was by mistake I’m Finn go cry outside
Yup fun while it lasted
What’s Erik minutes
Thank god he made the damn shot
Arber isn’t getting 4 more hits goodnight y’all
He made one shot all I needed him for
Congrats bro
Thanks bro
Parker get a hit bro
Ggs
Penguins come on
saves were mega free
One more goal canadiens
?
Get these old Tampa bums out the playoffs
?
Didn’t count smh
Nope
Emil plz get a hit lol
Emil one more hit gng
Emil plz
Ivan Barbahev OVER poiint??
Hagel not going over time 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Suzuki Under Faceoffs cash
LANEEE HUtson one moreover SOGGG
Dammit. I need two more saves from Andrei to cash a six man. 😭
better pray for OT
Under🍀
Give me ot lightning
So is the Penguins gonna win?
Emil never again
Habs ml✅
took hagel minutes n he chalked that too
emil such a letdown
Bad day try ag tmr💔
We finna start sweating more
pens ml?
free
Ima take it
Ot
Tonight gonna rain green 🔥
Letsng to score in ot
Did anyone else’s took Ivan hits
does hits count in ot
Yall got flyers ?
I have PHIL
Penguins ml
who wins in OT?
Konecny wtf
They need game 7 to make money on ticket purchase and stuff
penguins for flyers?
🐧
thats lowk what I put too
OT don’t count huh 🥀
it counts
Yes
everything except toi
Conor dewar please hit some
Pens or Flyers?
Need a Conor dewar hit
you would think but if it didnt happen by now its not in the script.. hits been weird
Holy how did the Pens not score
You’d think if they hit in the 1st they gonna hit all game
Yes it’s been weird
Nothing like reg szn
vladar too good
Cmon hit someone
So you’re telling me LeBron can’t score or the Penguins crazy
please pens
Not really hitting and in over time wtf?
CHALKED ?
and game
Flyers goal
gg pens
DID THIS LITERALLY TURN GREEN AS I ASKED WAS HIS THE WINNING SHOT?
Golden knights winning it all
Bye bye crosby
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Flyers ML Freeeeeee
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
POTD Flyers ML
Phil Ml sweat asl 😂😂🤧
Crybaby crosby
Penguins in 8???? 😂
Waited that long for dat
Hart under is on pace
canes by murder
Flyers 🤧 sweat dat
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Let’s go flyers lol
philly owns pit in every possible way
I am so happy I cashed out, bro that game was insane
flyers goated
Too easy for the flyers
That was devastating. PIT controlled the entire overtime.
15 hits frm vegas and lauzon has 1
@somber dagger we got robbed
utah time
Keller assist
1-0 Utah
Canes in 4
🥱
it was battle of who gets destroyed by canes tbh
3* mercy rule will be used for first time ever
Idk I think pens would’ve gone to 7 witn the canes, I know we just lost to the flyers but we are the better team vs them and yall know it
nah canes are too deep
they are in their cup window too
Scorofeyev goat
Correct
Idk I think pens would’ve gone to 7 witn the canes, I know we just lost to the flyers but we are the better team vs them and yall know it
Yeah, because every game they played against each other was decided by 1 goal.
Exactly
Steelers 999 smartest penguins fan @somber dagger
Regular season 💀
penguins were hammering shots goalie lowkey turned into brodeur ngl
Cash Dylan under 3.5 sog
yeah
🥱
Had a 30 person watch party and I’m drunk and we lost
Let’s goooooo
Going to bed and not gonna wake u
Also go mammoths !🦣
stankoven alone finna take down the flyers 😭
Sheesh Vegas
Carolina gets Hellen Keller in net after sweeping fraudadelphia
Love how the Flyers haters went with " reverse sweep " to Canes in 4.. stay sad!
we not even haters, yall are just delusional 💀
win one playoff series and dont know how to act
congrats now the average age youre facing isnt 35
Michkov playoffs 💀
congrats yall beat a retirement home pens team that was projected to miss the playoffs lmao
Carrier and Svech bout to put them through the boards
We get the equivalent of @pulsar geode in net once canes get to ECF
Lmfaooo man fr
Canes in 6 over the Habs then Canes in 6 over the Avs
But you had fun with your constant Crosby reverse sweep
Brooo
Canes in 4
🥱
You was hyped two days ago lmfaoo
Yup
Now he sick 😂
Um WHAT
I have no idea how nhl works on a scale 1-10 how cooked am I?
arizona coyotes
As cooked as the Flyers playing the Canes
And we took the bait
Flyers had like a 3% chance to make the playoffs In March..find a new slant
Bro said we
I got him at 3 shots
and what makes you think they will beat the canes next lmao
went to 6 games against the unc party
Knocking Pens out after not even supposed to be in the playoffs...finally young talent and a future ...we good
Sleeping good tonight
Ok
Fr flyers wasn’t even supposed to Make it this far
Cardio??
PENSSSS PACK
BUHBYE @somber dagger
Yall got Vegas ?
ML?
I got the mammoth think they bounce back
Flyers in 9?
Bro whoever said Logan faceoffs won over F you
it wont be this year
or next
or next
💀
michkov wont even be on the team by then
people were really comparing him to celebrini lmao
Bro is Logan Cooley on ice or no
Vejmelka nunder 22 saves 💯
bang
Dont know why I keep putting hart on my slip bruh
I hope yall tailed 🔥🔥🔥. Put it out earlier for yall .
I got you sum tomorrow safe lineups could tail on lmk
I'mma put y’all on the plays for tomorrow Jusst send Mee a friend/✅✅
reeeqquuest and i will send u what i got 🔥💯
I’m sweating
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Need saves from Karel
Utah winning
one
yay
5
Vegas going to come back?
ivan was free
Vegas ML looking good
2
Yawn
Mikhail going over min?
Dylan playing now
Hy
I more shot sir which I know gone hit
2-2 give me some saves Karel
@hasty cloud toi.
OT doesn’t count
Is that new? Wtf
Will Dylan get one more
All playoffs
Keller shoot the puck !!!!
Yall think Vejmelka gets 13 more saves?
Carter hart 9 more saves 🤞🏽
Need Clayton SOG 😔
dylan stay cashin for me 🫡
Come on Mammoth ml and Vejmelka saves
hart fantasy cooked right ? or no?
Does face offs count in ot?