🏒┃nhl

[feral flower]

God these hockey players actually get payed to do nothing

It’s actually hilarious

[bronze cipher]

no way devils lost

[red vigil]

Nico 🙏 slow money better than no money

[brittle whale]

Lmk chat

[tiny junco]

kiefer on pace to hook the 5.5 over

[mental latch]

I see it happening alr

[tiny junco]

hes had 3+ hit periods but its so rare

[rain zephyr]

Macklin beyond fried

Toi is so ass

[shy sedge]

Merz 17 saves in the third

[gusty marsh]

Um ofc sharks needed to score again

[tiny junco]

we need bruins to score

[gusty marsh]

i honestly was thinking Mack was on pace

[solar lily]

Florida not even trying at all why is bobrovsky trying so hard

[red vigil]

🧎‍♂️‍➡️

[rain zephyr]

Doesn’t matter, he’s ending with 13 TOI this period. He ain’t even coming close to more

[gusty marsh]

Mack usually gets more toi in the 3rd

[tardy phoenix]

Is this hitting

[tiny junco]

yea but the sharks are never up by 2 in the 3rd 😂

[gusty marsh]

Alr gamer boy

[gusty marsh]

maybe Boston scores maybe not we’ll see

[rain zephyr]

Gamer boy, but I know more puck and ball than you also

[tiny junco]

if kiefer could get 1 more this period it would look good

[gusty marsh]

Bro it was a joke calm down…🤣

[tiny junco]

macklin on ice

[rain zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206130345443852301/1297426971101495377/real_sob.gif

[gusty marsh]

Nice

[rain zephyr]

Maybe

[winged zephyr]

stars cooking

[feral flower]

Lmfao ikr they didn’t show up to play hockey today

[winged zephyr]

will2

[tiny junco]

nico 8, push has potential now

[paper pilot]

Kiefer will be at 4 going into 3rd. Got a big hit with 3 mins left they’ll count

[rain zephyr]

Mack 13

[wraith tiger]

Thx sherweed for selling

[pulsar geode]

Only one penalty for a team averaging 4 a game

bruh

[pulsar geode]

Don’t think they counted it

[red vigil]

Man I’ll take it

[gusty marsh]

I guess we just hope for them to score

[red vigil]

Can he get this ?

Or I’m cooked

[fossil bolt]

Is celebrini on pace nhl gods?

[pulsar geode]

Why did they not count Sherwood 4

[paper pilot]

They got it

He’s at 4

[chilly notch]

parayko a sweat but looking good so far

[pulsar geode]

Kinda

[paper pilot]

There’s honestly a small chance they give Sherwood another one. Didn’t really finish the hit but he made contact

[pulsar geode]

Only one powerplay is dumb

[fathom grotto]

Mcavoy

Yall think mcavoy get one more shot?

[sinful adder]

Nico getting 5 would be so clutch

[tiny junco]

THEY JUST ADDED A HIT TO KIEFER

@pulsar geode rememeber a few days ago they took a hit from yo dude, well they returned the favor and added one to kiefer

[fossil patrol]

Tof just screwed me with his hit

[paper pilot]

To be fair he rocked the dude on that 4th hit they added and it was end of period so they just didn’t get to it yet

[tiny junco]

damn they must of missed it initially tho cause it wasnt on there till a few mins after intermission started

i dont think it takes them long

[winged zephyr]

wow sean3🤣

[paper pilot]

Yeah when you look at the play by play some games the statisticians can take 5-10 mins to update

[ivory gust]

2 more goals stl

[winged zephyr]

so adam gets the volume

[lavish idol]

???? Bait ?

[lapis nymph]

Nico got chalk for over

Hit*

[scenic saffron]

Bro under SOG been cooking me lately

Is this a bad time in the season to be taking shots under or sum ?

[balmy hollow]

Yeah chalk everything

[solid moat]

sabres ML safe?

[simple egret]

bruins have to wake up here and now

nvm they just couldn’t score on a power play

[solid moat]

sabres have double their shots i just don’t think there is a way they lose

[solar lily]

Wow bro nhl just adds and takes away saves whenever they want even when it's obvious

Almost as bad as nba

[simple egret]

(capitals)

[silent drum]

Nico plzzzzzz 🙏🏽

[autumn plover]

Ofc yak wasn’t on board

[winged zephyr]

starsssss

holy

chalk mcdavd pts

[autumn plover]

Sean finna get to like 6 or 7

Smh

[mortal lintel]

Na too much hockey left

[paper pilot]

Kiefer hit at 13:26

[mortal lintel]

Wen u don’t have his over @echo wind

😹

[winged zephyr]

need a assist

sweaty

tho

[mortal lintel]

I need Leon so they’ll score some pp goals fasho

[solid moat]

capitals and sabres come on!

[red vigil]

Nico been froze for sec

[tiny junco]

every play in ambassador channel might lose thats insane

[haughty belfry]

macklin 😭

[tiny junco]

not every slip, every individual play 😂

[red vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[rain zephyr]

4-0 game over

[tiny junco]

and nico lost faceoff, thats gonna be it

[crystal thistle]

Okay

[winged zephyr]

lol nico

[paper pilot]

Kiefer at 5

[crystal thistle]

So I thought today was stacked

[tiny junco]

every ambassador play has lost, even the ones he sent overnight

[crystal thistle]

But it’s just a lot of chalks

[winged zephyr]

yea

[rain zephyr]

Hopefully Kiefer can somehow get a hit

[tiny junco]

keifer 5

[wraith tiger]

F vegas

[tiny junco]

is the only chance of hitting

[tiny junco]

this isnt nba 😂

[rain zephyr]

4-1

[paper pilot]

Score usually doesn’t matter too much for hits and hockey. Not as much as you’d think

[rain zephyr]

Can’t fix hockey as easy as nba and football

[wraith tiger]

Vegas dont got nba team?

[tiny junco]

oh i thought u meant like vegas made the call

[wraith tiger]

Oh

Lol

Nah

[somber pewter]

Ducks gave up a goal on a pp 😭

[wraith tiger]

I love me hockey

[tiny junco]

but yes, vegas has 30 nba teams technically 😂

[wraith tiger]

I only go to hockey games

Lmao

[somber pewter]

When u go up against the washed leafs 0-13 they start trying

[wraith tiger]

To me nba sucks all tgt

[rain zephyr]

National blowout association

[wraith tiger]

Watching and playing

[runic kernel]

Colton gotta clutch

[wraith tiger]

Ppl who play pickup are so annoying

[crystal thistle]

Holy

Today was chalk city

[rain zephyr]

Worst league in the world right now is NBA and it’s not close

[crystal thistle]

All the lines I wanted to take chalked

[humble terrace]

Cmon Keifer just slam someone

[jolly arch]

Please Pull Ovechkin

[clever hemlock]

Of course Leafs are gonna snap their losing streak against my Ducks 🥲

[rain zephyr]

Pick them up and batista bomb them on the ice

[fading merlin]

No cap bro smh

These blowouts is ridiculous

[tender seal]

Wild losing

....

[stiff quiver]

can kiefer get ine more?

[winged zephyr]

please nico

4 wins dwag

10 3 more

[rain zephyr]

Yea

[paper pilot]

9:20 Sherwood hit. Should be the cash of 6

Another hit for Keifer. Should be at 7

And another one. That’s 8🤣🤣🤣

[rain zephyr]

Yeah he’s more now

That was insane

[feral flower]

What happened to soderblom

[winged zephyr]

bedard shoot

i need 3

[warm dome]

Tom Wilson need one hit

[clever hemlock]

3 more Nico please man

[winged zephyr]

aho 5 sog

[tiny junco]

kiefer is getting increased ice time, if he doesnt get one ill be sick

[winged zephyr]

can you score

lol

6

[paper pilot]

He definitely got one. He’s over

[tiny junco]

just recently?

[paper pilot]

They’ll update it in a second

Yes. 9:20

[tiny junco]

aight

[fading merlin]

Thank God

Something

[tiny junco]

i never noticed it takes this long on stats usually im watching the game

[paper pilot]

There it is. Sherwood at 6

Will probably be 7 or 8 in another minute

[winged zephyr]

well played wood

[tight breach]

elias petterson over time on ice?

[fading merlin]

Thank you wood

[brisk matrix]

Told you he wasn’t going under @tiny junco 😂

[fading merlin]

Atleast you tried bro

[shut rampart]

dawg elias really not gonna get 2 more fow lol.

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-blackhawks-connor-bedard-blackhawks-blackhawks-goal-lets-go-blackhawks-gif-766396772385792612

[winged zephyr]

need

[tiny junco]

i had over gang, i had to reverse jinx cuz i had him in 2 slips

😂

[clever hemlock]

Nico PLEASE man

Stop losing these FO 😭

[warm dome]

Kief cash

[brisk matrix]

Lmao 😂

[muted mesa]

Celebrani cash or ? @pulsar geode

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-blackhawks-connor-bedard-blackhawks-blackhawks-goal-lets-go-blackhawks-gif-13736933047733455705

[winged zephyr]

bedard 1

[tiny junco]

under

[rain zephyr]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206130345443852301/1297426971101495377/real_sob.gif

[tiny junco]

macklin woulda hit if they werent up by 3 lol

[reef cliff]

OT counts for TOI or no

[waxen pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[pulsar geode]

nah

going under

sharks BUSTED the bruins

[runic kernel]

colton finna chalk

[rain zephyr]

Yeah

[crystal thistle]

Genuinely who said over on Elvis lol

That was never going over

[tiny junco]

nico 2/6 on faceoffs in 3P, dude sold

[winged zephyr]

canes trash

[clever hemlock]

Sickening

[muted mesa]

Bruh

[winged zephyr]

yea macklin under toi

[shut rampart]

yo elias 2 more fow dawg, holy sht

[idle remnant]

Kucherov selling on time of ice once again SMFH

[pulsar geode]

sharks just had to put belt to ass

[crystal thistle]

Dude what the hell

Why is daccord goblin 25.5

[winged zephyr]

blowout

[crystal thistle]

They were desperate

[winged zephyr]

kuch 2 pts

bang

[runic kernel]

😆 maneeeeeee dis some bs

[muted mesa]

Man 2U gone

[runic kernel]

Carolina gotta clutch & score 😔

[haughty belfry]

macklin ruined my day ngl

[haughty belfry]

i dont even wanna look at the ticket 😭

[shut rampart]

elias a fraud,

[winged zephyr]

hughes 5

[haughty belfry]

thought this was gonna be easy money .. after this he banned for me ngl

[runic kernel]

colton 💔

[haughty belfry]

f he shaking his head for

this his fault 😭

[brittle whale]

All ik is Karel better get 21 saves

[shut rampart]

nevermind least a pushed

[haughty belfry]

why couldnt it be macklin 😭

[muted mesa]

Celebrini cash?!

He’s still n

[haughty belfry]

no

[muted mesa]

Wow

[gusty marsh]

lol

[winged zephyr]

lind 10

[tiny junco]

NICO PUSH?

is that 13?

[winged zephyr]

hooked

[tidal thorn]

Take the over ?

[pulsar geode]

cash nico

LMAOO

RAHH

[winged zephyr]

swear

[tiny junco]

13 bro

[pulsar geode]

just watched him win the last one

[tiny junco]

BUZZER BEATER

[winged zephyr]

demon

[robust tulip]

swear

[shut rampart]

W elias, sorry i doubted you. thank you for the clutch

[crisp rapids]

wolf just hooked saves by .5 ofc bro

[pulsar geode]

stat corrected

[runic kernel]

macklin free , colton chalky

[pulsar geode]

im gonna die

[chilly notch]

where tf was parayko

[echo wind]

Yup I can’t catch a break at all lately

[chilly notch]

he had 14 minutes after 2

[runic kernel]

feel ya pain

[tiny junco]

ofc

[crystal thistle]

It’s the blues

[robust tulip]

ell nah

[crystal thistle]

They have nothing to play for

[chilly notch]

5 minutes in one period for a defenseman still

[crystal thistle]

After that trade deadline thing

[crystal thistle]

Don’t put him on any more slips

What a moron parayko

Could’ve been on the demon Sabres

[tidal thorn]

Take the over ?

[solar lily]

Man I had merzlikins over 20.5 saves and Florida puts up the worst performance I've ever seen

[chilly notch]

thats braindead

[clever hemlock]

Nico 13??? 😭

[crystal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[tiny junco]

stat corrected

[tidal thorn]

I don’t no hockey gang

[queen merlin]

??

[tidal thorn]

Know*^

[clever hemlock]

No way they gave that last FO to Backlund.. Devils had possession 😭

[crystal thistle]

Brother are you that much of an adict

Do sports you do know

[acoustic depot]

will vejmelka see 20?

[fossil bolt]

Did I get hooked?

[crystal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[chilly notch]

banned

[robust tulip]

stat correction was forced by pp

[tidal thorn]

Watch aht gang 💀

[chilly notch]

on such a cold streak

[red vigil]

Put Nico at 13 pp f it

[acoustic depot]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-leobylaw-gif-2505603330472600940

[pseudo marlin]

It can’t be a coincidence that the goalies almost always fall under their normal line by .5

Like that just can’t be a coincidence

[clever hemlock]

There’s no way in hell Nico didn’t win that faceoff. They devils had possession of the puck 😭

Should be at 13 💔

[pseudo marlin]

Wolf - 27.5, gets 27. Other day jet - 26.5 gets 26, then I found another one where 24.5 got 24

Just no way

But they also don’t count on target shots as shots for some reason

will literally hit the goalies chest and it counts as a miss even tho it woulda gone in

[red vigil]

Tell support for us 😂

[fading merlin]

Jeremy need to hit so I can be able to live😭

[ivory gust]

So lame

[clever hemlock]

Nico really went 4/10 on FO in 3rd 😔

[gusty marsh]

Is Elias gonna hit again

[pseudo marlin]

Oh my bad wolf got 26 they took one OFF

[robust tulip]

please call pp for us

[formal cipher]

saw 29

[paper pilot]

You have McCbain, Kartye, Cuylle, Grundstrom, Trenin, Podkolzin AND Melanson all playing tonight and we don’t have their hit lines available? PP needs to be better

[severe forge]

🤗

[clever hemlock]

Wish I had that type of power or that it mattered. They won’t fix it 😂

[sand creek]

Slowly getting this NHL down 8-3 on NHL picks

[tiny junco]

call espn, thats who PP pulls it from

[autumn plover]

Y wasn’t yak hits up

This is crazy

[summer shore]

Hook of Hell

[runic kernel]

they gone update colton toi?

bro still hooked 21.44

[vale roost]

This hitting

???

[crystal thistle]

Hell no lol

[paper pilot]

Holy kolesar. Just had 2 HUGE hits

[pseudo spindle]

still a chance

[humble terrace]

Man we need Jeremy

[somber pewter]

Mammoth better stop testing hawks

Might have to drop the gloves

[winged zephyr]

bedard lock in

[paper pilot]

Kolesar has like 5 hits already

[pulsar geode]

Keegan 2

Or should be

[paper pilot]

These statistians shady. Just gave kolesar his 2 hits then quickly removed 1

He just had 2 that last shift too. Should be at 5

[rain zephyr]

It was always Keegan

[fading merlin]

Like what bro😂

[humble terrace]

We played lauzon

[fading merlin]

I’m agreeing bro

[humble terrace]

On me 😂

[fading merlin]

blows me man

Hope he hit so I can never look in this mf again

[neat solstice]

He really just sold hits

[lofty sedge]

GOAT 🐐

[paper pilot]

They’re still at 12:31 on the hits rn. They are soooo far behind 🤣🤣

As long as they get them right I’d rather them take their time

[wraith tiger]

Damn lauzon

[junior crystal]

I hate Morrissey how u cant get 2 shots

🤣

[drowsy ledge]

Nah this dude really came thru with the 6 hits he’s goated

[humble terrace]

Hopefully this other bozo can pull through

[distant thicket]

he will relax

[winged zephyr]

nice

[paper pilot]

They only count 1 hit per shift, even if Kolesar is getting 2 or 3

[unreal elbow]

Mackinnon 22 toi?

[wispy orbit]

Lauzon is chalked

😭😭😭

[lofty sedge]

Appreciate it 🔋

[rain zephyr]

No

[fading merlin]

Bro what is lauzon on

[unreal elbow]

Cap

[clever hemlock]

I knew it was always Keegan and I still took Jeremy 🙃

[tacit mauve]

i do ts

[earnest stag]

kraken sucks chalk all toi overs

[crystal thistle]

????

wtf

[tacit mauve]

if u didn’t take mack 2 points atleast after that garbage last game i’m so sorry

[wraith tiger]

Smh lauzon

[obtuse owl]

Is Makar time on ice chalk?

[clever hemlock]

Lauzon 1

[distant thicket]

@pulsar geode

2 hits or 1 i’m confused lol

[native bane]

Vej under huh

[paper pilot]

They removed the one at 18:03

[fading merlin]

Why

[wraith tiger]

Real aint official

[distant thicket]

real ain’t real with me

[wraith tiger]

Nope

And frickin lauzon is not getting it for us with 640 on the line

[feral flower]

Baseball in 12 days this garbage sport is chalked

[brittle whale]

Chalk it?

[acoustic depot]

Chalk asf he’s at 15

Let’s Js pray

The defense is just there always

[paper pilot]

Another Kolesar hit at 10:09

[fading merlin]

I might as well be a NHL capper after this bs today

if Jeremy don’t hit dawg🤣

[obtuse owl]

Can Makar do 25 mint?

[brittle whale]

5 more bruh

[jade gazelle]

BANGGGGG 🔥

[brittle whale]

Chicago shoootttttt

Yea chalk it

[icy spire]

Casual here: does Goal saves count in OT?

[brittle whale]

No way he doesn’t get 3 saves in or

[brittle whale]

I hope so

[clever hemlock]

Yeah I’m done watching

[acoustic depot]

Vejmelka got 18?

[clever hemlock]

Lauzon just don’t want it tonight

[stone swallow]

Yes

He got 18

[icy spire]

It’s in OT but idk if PrizePicks counts them after regular time

[paper pilot]

3:27 Kolesar hit. Bang

[acoustic depot]

Lfg

[clever hemlock]

See y’all for flex Friday 🥲

[marble prism]

Yes

[icy spire]

Thanks

[fading merlin]

I used to wonder why people used to hate Vincent it make sense now

[brittle whale]

Bro Chicago don’t want it fr

Does it go double OT ?

[gusty marsh]

ngl

[brittle whale]

2 more

[gusty marsh]

I didn’t even realize how close Mack came

[brittle whale]

Cmon

[acoustic depot]

I think he got it

[brittle whale]

No he still at 19

Ggs

[acoustic depot]

Damn bru

It was the first period

4 saves

[unreal elbow]

Actual goat 💩 good job 😂

[undone jewel]

he chalked us

.5 like wtf

[near fossil]

Stat correct saves now

[near fossil]

Real

[marble prism]

.5

[icy spire]

Holy hook man…..

Wow

[tacit hearth]

.5

[idle bluff]

I’m fried ain’t I

[tacit hearth]

Always a chance gng

[chilly dune]

am i chalked

[wispy orbit]

Lauzon banned

[mossy minnow]

They took a save away 😔😔😔

[mossy minnow]

DOLLA N A DREAM!!!

[violet anchor]

This getting very very sweaty bru

idek where this is going

[wraith tiger]

F lauzon and vegas

[crystal thistle]

Nah

It’ll go under

[jade gazelle]

Fasho 💯

[crystal thistle]

Adin hill saves lmfaoo

[violet anchor]

both?

idk josi getting very sweaty he at 21 rn

[chilly dune]

not impossible to get 9 saves in one period

[crystal thistle]

Oh yea Makar under Josi sweat

[crystal thistle]

Then you remember it’s Adin hill

[wraith tiger]

Mcnabb stole all the hits tn

[chilly dune]

i’d rather him than the other one now that guy is horrible

[fading merlin]

I guess the method is to tail the POTD and nothing else

[violet anchor]

he at 21.30 gah damn bru

[crystal thistle]

Who is the other one

[chilly dune]

Schmid

[tiny junco]

i miss the OG flex friday when ur whole slip would be refunded if u lose

[violet anchor]

praying he stays under brooo

[fading merlin]

Nah fr PP ain’t been the same after ts if you think about it😭

[tiny junco]

nah fr, they got too popular and make too much off of us now they dont needa do good promos to get signups

[unreal elbow]

Ong ts so bogus now bro nd they only let me put $5 max on it every week 💀

[fading merlin]

Onb been limited for months

[idle bluff]

Mane why Cale maker playing Sga minutes

[fading merlin]

So real bruh

I don’t even take tacos nm

[woeful mesa]

Man pit can’t get no sog

[crystal thistle]

Both are butt

[nocturne swallow]

Hockey weak ash

[violet anchor]

BROOO NO WAY THIS GOING TO OT

toi chalked now bro

wtf

No f way

[humble terrace]

Is Jeremy cooked?

[median pagoda]

Bruhh

[crystal thistle]

Unfortunate

[fading merlin]

100 percent

Never tailing bro again

[violet anchor]

F ts

ot just chalked me

they were up 3-0

[crystal thistle]

Tailed blindly lmfaoo eat dirt

[fading merlin]

When did I say I blindly tailed😂

Who th are you gang😂😂😂

[near fossil]

Smh

[brave arrow]

Bruh I thought ot didn’t count for when did that change

Bruh I thought they didn’t count ot time when did that change

[dim pecan]

Smh

[somber pewter]

Predators are horrible

Blow a 3-1 to a irrelevant team

[somber pewter]

Preds lifetime ban

Washed irrelevant team

[wraith tiger]

What a horrible beat

[quiet beacon]

Game over?

[glossy grove]

They took one of nathan’s shots away or am I bugging ?

[mild basin]

Holy sweat

[frail juniper]

Cash it ✅💸

[wraith tiger]

Bro same

One off on this stupid day

[humble terrace]

@pulsar geode Ik you got something you like

[distant crow]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[frail juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/what-a-sad-little-life-come-dine-with-me-frown-gif-17912129

[distant crow]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-watermelon-seller-yelling-laal-hai-laal-ha-laal-hai-watermelon-seller-watermelon-seller-gif-9800295482125543442

[violet anchor]

craxy brooo ot really ruined it

[light nest]

Off season

[weary garnet]

Good looking Unders tho bro.. shoukd of hit

[fierce harbor]

BORING ngl games today. 5.5 game total after letting up 5 last game against the kings and 3 to the blues? Yeah he’s goin under. Why is podz at 3.5 against the blues bro 💀💀💀

[crystal thistle]

@pulsar geode Kopitar TOI today lol?

[pulsar geode]

Bro what

[pulsar geode]

He

[crystal thistle]

I think you’re saying “Ye” here

[autumn plover]

Vas free under ??

[olive steeple]

???

[gentle sable]

Adrian kempe touching 1 assist?

[echo wind]

Mcdavid pts

[blazing anchor]

Is anyone taking the Jack Hughes+aaron judge combo today??

[rich anchor]

Hughes doesn’t even play today

[tough veldt]

finna cash?

[whole pebble]

im expecting edmonton to shoot a lot especially after yesterday

mcdavid points too

they need this win too considering how close the point totals are getting now

crazy how the ducks wouldn’t even crack a wildcard spot if they were in the east 😭

pacific is so azz

[tough veldt]

this should be over too no?

[odd violet]

Copy my PrizePicks lineup using this link:
https://prizepicks.onelink.me/gCQS/shareEntry?entryId=cfc622816cf2d4615edc8967d2df0503&origin=

[crystal thistle]

Took one peep at the popular tab and chose podkolzin

[odd violet]

Even if I did what’s it matter you weirdo post your stats let see who wins more my guy.

[crystal thistle]

Holy cow I struck a chord didn’t I lmfao

[odd violet]

You could never move me I’m simply responding to you. I’m really him in real life man I can tell by how you typing your not sir move around .

[raven jasper]

Vasily got bumped down to 3 is the under still worth it?

[crystal thistle]

You’re*, also why do you speak like a straight up drone lmfao.

[crystal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/not-you-not-no-nope-nah-gif-15452978

[odd violet]

Oh you bored huh? It’s Friday bro go touch grass and I don’t get the talking like a drone joke/reference goof.

[crystal thistle]

You talk like a drone, simple as that!

Wait kraken lost last night

Why didn’t I think of this, everything over when it comes to kings players guys

[haughty heath]

Doughty toi?

[crystal thistle]

Eh

I was looking at it, you might be better doing Kopitar toi

[fervent ember]

Hmmm

@pulsar geode

[pulsar geode]

What you think?

[viral iris]

Sorkin legacy ?

Coin flip tbh

[rich anchor]

Go kings

[crystal thistle]

I think his saves might be safer

His goblin

[coral marsh]

This look so green

[pliant salmon]

Is this good

[untold ocean]

🥦🥦

[feral flower]

Bro wtf I wake up and they gave timo 3 shots after the game😭

[mystic verge]

jeff ovr 3 hits?

[weary garnet]

Last time they played it was 3-5

Still could go under tho

Vincent has him under @fervent ember

[coral marsh]

Over and under

Lay it

[opal bronze]

Let’s get it I’m with it 💯🥶🫡

[crystal thistle]

If yall want a hits line take Laferiere hits

He’s back on the wing and should hit

[lyric oyster]

Under still good?

[lapis rose]

Valid??

[haughty garnet]

Pre cash ???

[supple barn]

You think Matthew getting them

[shy sedge]

Seems so free

[mystic verge]

?

[mortal lintel]

If judge homers that’s free asf

Only way

[shy sedge]

2 doubles?

Double and single

[mortal lintel]

He’s never done that all series he only homers or a single in 1 game not both

Well vs Mexico the only game he’s homers & singled

[quaint stream]

Anyone like any goalie things???

[mortal lintel]

Sorokin saves goblin

[shy sedge]

That’s not how it works, though

[quaint stream]

You think kings gonna shoot a lot?

Which line?

[shy sedge]

All series is what four games

[mortal lintel]

He’s played 6 games only hit a single & homer in 2 of them but one was vs Mexico that’s it . Thats why I said only way it hits if he homers tbh

But Jack could shoot 3 sogs

[safe canyon]

Yall taking kope under?

How is he not bumped

[crystal thistle]

Kopitar over

Actually

Dude idk his TOI is always up in the air

I’m just gonna fade my goat

[sinful adder]

Fo?

[crystal thistle]

Take his goblin

[safe canyon]

Yea ppl seem to disagree

He shouldn’t still be at 19.5

[crystal thistle]

Just fade

His TOI is always up in the air

[safe canyon]

Ima leave it alone

[crystal thistle]

10.5 seems like a lot but he’s the goat in the dot so he could get it

[crystal thistle]

Exactly what I’m doing lol

[crystal thistle]

Leferiere hits should be free

Laferriere

He’s back on the wing he can get 2.5 easily

[mortal lintel]

Now if it chalks I’m coming for you

😈😹

[crystal thistle]

Hey man don’t blindly tail me

But last time he played the islanders he was playing center but now he’s back on the wing

I did my research on this

To put it in perspective he got 2 last time and he played center

Now that he’s on the wing he can get it methinks

[mortal lintel]

Yeah he had 2 last game

Yeah ima take it

G looks should be a physical game too

[crystal thistle]

Yea if he doesn’t get it it’ll be surprising

[feral flower]

Its face offs day today

[supple barn]

Scottie ast?

[blazing anchor]

Robert Thomas over 19 minutes? @pulsar geode

[pulsar geode]

No idea

Ugly slate today so just ran 1 slip

Kept it light

[tiny junco]

why pod under tho? hes been going over recently

[pulsar geode]

H2H and L5 don’t matter in hockey

peep who they’re against all you need to know

[feral flower]

Yes

[mortal lintel]

Yeah especially with him being center line & got two last matchup

[smoky vector]

Can you give me feedback again?

[mortal lintel]

Shidd for pts it do lol especially if they 100% h2h

[pulsar geode]

Allowed

For

gg

[pulsar geode]

the demons are so sketchy BUT the oilers should easily handle the blues tonight so I like the under

[smoky vector]

Fs

[mortal lintel]

I’m saying like me personally I only take pts so I’m looking at h2h & rank vs the position

Like players not yall convo lol

[pulsar geode]

Ah I just never use H2H or logs ever

This sport can be very misleading sometimes

But I get what you’re saying

[smoky vector]

Also I’ve been notice that Robert is getting more aggressive so I hope he can attempt 1 SOG and I belie oilers should win and with the read of Hyman exceeding over 2.5 SOG I hope 1 is an assist

[pulsar geode]

Yeah they traded away all his teammates and are tanking

[mortal lintel]

Definitely I get what u saying too also forsure hockey tricky learned that

[pulsar geode]

It’s only natural he’s gotta try his own thing

[smoky vector]

Real

[idle bluff]

Goal already

[chilly notch]

why does scott mayfield still play

[wispy folio]

Piss me off already lol

[autumn plover]

https://tenor.com/view/pffttt-cantholdlaugh-father-laugh-dad-laugh-gif-13166789396741539132

[safe canyon]

Pelech cashed his hits line first 5 min

[autumn plover]

Pp

[outer crater]

Cmon sorokin

[supple barn]

Alex under 2.5?

[pulsar geode]

Nice bro

Fucking nicw

I get out the shower and he’s got 1

[paper pilot]

I didn’t take Mallot hits but he just got screwed out of one

[weary escarp]

Laferriere we need at least 3 hits

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[safe canyon]

🥸

[robust tulip]

fastest chalk ever

[idle bluff]

2

We deep fried

[mortal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-cinderella-fairy-gif-14570671

[pulsar geode]

I didn’t even get a chance to sweat my wager

[chilly notch]

lol the islanders are so cheeks

that power play was abysmal

[idle bluff]

So what’s the percentage of a goalie holding at 2 😭

[strange forum]

Well chalk me

[safe canyon]

Why does Lee get so little toi under 2 min is insane

[pulsar geode]

Close the app, dude

[echo wind]

2-0 Kings

[sand creek]

Yea ggs to Barzal SOG gobby🤦🏾‍♂️

[smoky bear]

Nb toi gon cash if the kings keep scoring

[granite oxide]

Thanks for the chalk

[crystal thistle]

Hmmmm

[idle bluff]

It stays at 2 trust

He just teasing us he locked in

[granite oxide]

If it stays at 2 I’ll send the whole 300 when my slip hits 💀

[idle bluff]

😭😭

[weary escarp]

Laughton getting all the hits

[idle bluff]

I gotta cope man

Ain’t no way he got 2 already

[supple barn]

Laferriere under hits might be decent

[drifting bolt]

You don’t say

[paper pilot]

The one time I take a hits under in months, Emil Heineman goes nuclear in the 1st period 🤣🤣

[crystal thistle]

Idk why they don’t give him a hits line

[crystal thistle]

But that also doesn’t matter because Laferiere doesn’t play on Laughton line

[chilly notch]

the islanders have to have the most shot attempts that dont get on net in 1 period

[echo wind]

Sorokin saves cooked

Unless isles tie it up

[chilly notch]

like 25 shots with 2 on net

[weary escarp]

cuz they know it’s free cash 😂

[weary escarp]

we have 2 more periods i better start seeing some next period

[paper pilot]

Panarin O 0.5 assists 💰

[crystal thistle]

Damn I took his goblin too lmfao

[pulsar geode]

I just chalked a goalie allowed prop in 18 minutes

[crystal thistle]

Who would’ve thought sorokin was gonna have a stinker

[chilly notch]

brayden schenn masterclass right there

[brave perch]

Omg Sorokin

[winged zephyr]

kempeeee

[autumn plover]

😂😂😂

[echo wind]

3-0

[autumn plover]

Holy Dono

[echo wind]

Ggs Sorokin

[daring fox]

It’s alr

Next one he got it

[autumn plover]

No it’s not

[echo wind]

6 saves lol

[warped spruce]

Who in the said la not getting 3 goals 🤣

[crystal thistle]

I mean he couldddd lock in

[crystal thistle]

Speak English first and then I’ll answer your question

[supple barn]

The 2.5 Alex hits was bait

[warped spruce]

🤣🫵🏽🫵🏽

[crystal thistle]

Its first period

[crystal thistle]

Lmfao

[safe canyon]

Anders Lee has 3min toi can someone explain what happened to this man

[sage lily]

Matthews out for the year oof

Brutal

[safe canyon]

Gotta be injured no?

[sand creek]

Yea chalk everything wow

[daring fox]

Kooitar toi alive

[crystal thistle]

No way dude put coin on LEE

[crystal thistle]

Eh

[chilly notch]

dude hes a bottom 6er

[crystal thistle]

Blowout rn he might not see the ice as much

[chilly notch]

thats on you

[safe canyon]

Yea I ain’t realize how little time he got on ice

Compared to earlier in the season

[chilly notch]

but also theyve been on the penalty kill

[safe canyon]

He must have banged coach’s wife

[crystal thistle]

Wait

Kings are on the head of a back to back

Lmfao Kopitar under TOI was free

I should’ve took I it

[sinful adder]

They stat corrected 2 of Bo faceoffs lol

[safe canyon]

He got 7 min tho how is that free

[sinful adder]

It’s 3-0

[crystal thistle]

Blowout rn they might shorten his use

Especially since they play the devils tomorrow

Unless islanders make any comeback

[chilly notch]

then all of a sudden the isles will cause ot

[crystal thistle]

He should be going under

[chilly notch]

and then they win ot

no need to ping

[warped spruce]

Prizepicks really took away 2 of Bo fow smh definitely don’t want me to cash tonight

[mortal lintel]

Hits might be cooked

Not even 1 is crazy

[paper pilot]

Lafferiere hit at 15:18

[crystal thistle]

He got 1

[mortal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-yes-approve-into-it-tyler-perry-gif-15306609

[stiff quiver]

bro @pulsar geode how did ilya get cooked this bad? 😭😭😭

[molten rain]

Bo still 0 sog smh

[mortal lintel]

https://x.com/espn/status/2032601527425126732?s=46&t=5N60MyvHKlGtyrH8yL0S1A

ESPN (@espn)

Breaking: Auston Matthews will miss the rest of the season after sustaining a grade 3 MCL tear and a quad contusion against the Ducks on Thursday, the Leafs announced.

X · Mar 13, 2026, 11:35 PM

[grim gust]

this chalked?

[autumn plover]

Holy smokes

[echo wind]

Knee to knee was brutal

[autumn plover]

Bro imagine la don’t score again …

[crystal thistle]

Lmfao he has 1 hit and has gotten hit twice lll

[crystal thistle]

Brother shut up

[night meteor]

BRO NEWYORK CANT SHOOT MANNNN

[crystal thistle]

Bro took kuemper saves in the big 26

[pulsar geode]

They better score again

If this dude locks in

after fucking my parlay

I’m gonna cry

[crystal thistle]

His saves were lowkey better

[warped spruce]

Man Bo gonna get more than 3 faceoffs smh cmon man

[crystal thistle]

3-1

[tiny junco]

pod already 1 LFG

[viral iris]

Vasily 1

[warm dome]

Jeff wya get a hit

[tiny junco]

over soaring hell yeah

[crystal thistle]

Bud just wants to laugh in Vincent’s face

[tiny junco]

no? i fw him i tailed him on his green run

[abstract zealot]

this can still hit or no? this my first time picking a nhl i seen his h2h

[daring fox]

Kopitar toi over free

[abstract zealot]

?

[warped spruce]

Game just started got two more periods left

[abstract zealot]

ight preciate i was js askn

[jolly arch]

1 MORE SHOT BARZEL PLEASE

[tiny junco]

vasily 2 nice

[crystal thistle]

Nah it’s chalked bud

[tiny junco]

2 more pls

[abstract zealot]

b da negative ppl like you

[tiny junco]

tbf hes not being like that, just do the match in your head, nhl players dont stay on the ice for 10 mins straight gang this isnt basketball

that is cooked

[crystal thistle]

Nah I’m just telling you it’s chalked because you come ask if “he’s chalked” after it’s only the 1st period

[abstract zealot]

didnt i just say this my first time EVER picking a nhl pick ??

🤣🤣

i swear yall b slow inna head

[tiny junco]

its chalked bro

[abstract zealot]

coolllll

[crystal thistle]

Degenerate

Put money on sports you actually know bud

[abstract zealot]

i got money

so

😂

[crystal thistle]

But yea he’s only at 5 minutes and the 1st period is almost over

He’s chalked

[paper pilot]

Podkolzin is a dawg

[tiny junco]

so then put it on sports u know?

[abstract zealot]

no thanks bud

money isnt a problem

for you it is

[tiny junco]

ok bud

[night meteor]

BRO NEW YORK CANT SHOOT FKKKKK

[crystal thistle]

Lmfao don’t entertain him anymore

[crystal thistle]

What do you have lol

[abstract zealot]

sittn here spamming so ur picks can hit seems like u need the money

[safe canyon]

Yea kop most likely going over toi

[crystal thistle]

It better not be kuemper saves

[crystal thistle]

Looking like it

[abstract zealot]

you onna droid talkn out ur mouth?

[night meteor]

I should have gone sorokin man

[crystal thistle]

Laferiere is chalked holy

[tiny junco]

never seen a wealthy person come to a discord server to pocket watch, ur a loser fam

[crystal thistle]

Kuemper saves in the big 2026 come on man

[safe canyon]

My boy Anders got 3 shots 3 misses my sh chalked

[abstract zealot]

awww

[crystal thistle]

Kings are one of the best teams at not allowing the other team to shoot

[autumn plover]

Pod 2 hits

Welp

[crystal thistle]

Damn Vincent might only be seeing red tonight

[tiny junco]

small slates always are funky, all logic and stats get thrown out the window and u just gotta pick and choose blindly

idk why its always like that but it is

[crystal thistle]

Yea

Sad stuff

[supple barn]

Is under on Alex hits cashing or yall think he gets 2 more

[crystal thistle]

Out of all these picks I thought the losers basketball association picks would chalk me

Not Laferiere

[crystal thistle]

I need the over so yes he’s chalking YOU

[warped spruce]

I think he still cashin

[safe canyon]

😈

Derssssssssss

[supple barn]

You think so

[safe canyon]

F they took one

Mada faka

He hit the post

They could put a school bus on the ice and this man couldn’t hit it

[spare slate]

is hughes playing

[safe canyon]

Holy sh they gave it back

What is going on

[grim gust]

this cashing?

[safe canyon]

💰

[copper pecan]

Aint no way

[mortal lintel]

Judge double👀

[crystal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-calling-nope-telephone-whos-this-gif-17539920

[echo wind]

Oilers are sleep walkers

[supple barn]

Is Alex still under hits

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/edmonton-oilers-connor-mcdavid-oilers-goal-celly-gif-25349194

[supple barn]

Alex under hits still

[paper pilot]

Lafferiere would have 5+ hits every game if Byfield knew how to dump a puck in the zone instead of turning it over

[somber pewter]

3-2 islanders

There’s life in the 3rd period

https://tenor.com/view/new-york-islanders-matthew-schaefer-islanders-lets-go-islanders-islanders-goal-gif-17565733783352435957

[crystal thistle]

LMFAOO

[supple barn]

Wrap the hits up can’t even lie

[crystal thistle]

Bro they took away a Moore SOG

I’m done

[tiny junco]

vas 3

need 1 more for cash

[pulsar geode]

I’m gonna tilt

If the isles win this game

with the kings on 3GA

[pulsar geode]

Free

[crystal thistle]

That’s kings hockey for you bro

[lone hare]

Stats killin me

Keep taking ts

[somber pewter]

Imagine the queens winning right now

[crystal thistle]

Laferiere 2 hits

[molten rain]

Horvat 2

1 more 👀

[pulsar geode]

I am so ass

[next heart]

Sorokin 🪝 incoming

[pulsar geode]

I’m gonna lose my mind

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/xisx31-cap-lies-lying-capping-gif-13089098306084299451

[next heart]

Yup sorokin saves hooked getting pulled soon

[crystal thistle]

3 HITS

LAFERIERE 3 HITS

[somber pewter]

Oilers 1-0

https://tenor.com/view/kasperi-kapanen-goal-oilers-goal-gif-4399603586098439985

[crystal thistle]

@mortal lintel easy read

[paper pilot]

He’s at 2

[grim gust]

???

[crystal thistle]

Just watched him get his 3rd

[mortal lintel]

He at 2

[dry jasper]

He’s on ice boutta cash

[crystal thistle]

I’m watching the game he just got his 3rd

[grim gust]

thank u

[paper pilot]

When? I’ve been watching very closely. Saw one in neutral zone but they didn’t count it

[mortal lintel]

Ok g looks ny guy!!!

[crystal thistle]

Just right now in his own zone

[paper pilot]

I’ve been staring at only Lafferiere and i didn’t see anything

[crystal thistle]

Missed a clear hit then

[paper pilot]

I hope so

[crystal thistle]

Unless they just didn’t count it

[somber pewter]

Empty net

Islanders

[crystal thistle]

Or I might’ve mistook him for Mikey Anderson because of the 4

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/kings-win-los-angeles-kings-la-kings-win-go-kings-go-la-kings-gif-27076609

[mortal lintel]

Yeah I’m still seeing 2

[pulsar geode]

MT GOD

WHY DID I FET HOOKED

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/kings-win-los-angeles-kings-win-nhl-2024-los-angeles-kings-go-kings-go-gif-4461489771567373483

[pulsar geode]

3 goals 18 minutes and then NOT ANOTHER PEEP

[somber pewter]

Oilers PP

[somber pewter]

Always saturday hockey

[violet anchor]

connor gon chalk me?

[mortal lintel]

Definitely

[paper pilot]

Yeah if it was in corner it was Mikey

[mortal lintel]

Close game too

[somber pewter]

Yes

[mortal lintel]

Got my hopes up 🥲

Just 1 hit pls

[crystal thistle]

Damn mb

[violet anchor]

Yall have over

[crystal thistle]

Tragic

[violet anchor]

nah bro

this mf better stay under

[paper pilot]

Cmon Laf go hit somebody

[copper pecan]

Yesss they took 1 awayyy

[crystal thistle]

Mcdavid is going over dude lol

[paper pilot]

He’s off the ice. GGs

[mortal lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-cinderella-fairy-gif-14570671

Pls 1 hit

[violet anchor]

no

ik u got over

[somber pewter]

Kings 3-2 finale

Ggs

[crystal thistle]

No I don’t got him lol

But he’s clearly going over

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/los-angeles-kings-drew-doughty-la-kings-kings-go-kings-go-gif-27276109

[violet anchor]

how is he clearly going over

tell me

[mortal lintel]

That’s why I stick to my pts tbh 💔💔💔🤦🏾‍♂️ 2 hits again smh

[somber pewter]

2nd period in the books

Going to the 3rd

[dry jasper]

He cashed

[somber pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/edmonton-oilers-leon-draisaitl-oilers-oilers-goal-oilers-win-gif-27108610

[grim gust]

yessirrr

[dry jasper]

Just need Thomas

[crystal thistle]

Do the math yourself bro

[fierce geyser]

Nah he sold

He’s not hitting

[crystal thistle]

Holy this is a crazy amount of cope

[fierce geyser]

He’s not gettin 9 mins😭😭

He fuked me up too

[crystal thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[somber pewter]

He will get it

[crystal thistle]

Stop giving him false hope lol

[somber pewter]

He’s getting it 🤡

[crystal thistle]

You must have that over too lmfa

[somber pewter]

Nope

[novel vigil]

Can believe they took soronkin out .5 hook

[mortal lintel]

I mess with ppl in here but yall chalking me 0/3 with advice

[crystal thistle]

Okay going back to this they didn’t give Mikey a hit either

So it was definitely Laferiere

[somber pewter]

Bro taking advice from L5 warriors

[crystal thistle]

Small board it’s unpredictable

[mortal lintel]

Yeah Ian trippin $$ come & go

Be back tomorrow

[ivory gust]

Hyman better get 2 shots

[novel vigil]

Crazy bro

[violet anchor]

they just stat corrected gg bro lol

[crystal thistle]

Told you he’s going over

[shy sedge]

I’m telling you

[grim gust]

this is tight

[abstract zealot]

Free Sd

[violet anchor]

man if this lay sells cause of him😭

[night meteor]

I CANT BELIEVE NEW YORK CANT SHOOT

[crystal thistle]

Not really he’s on pace to be under by a minute

[violet anchor]

rs robert is definitely going under

[upper mantle]

not tight it’s chalked ngl

[grim gust]

damn

[upper mantle]

hope it hits though

i woudnt say there’s not a chance

[abstract zealot]

he didnt chalk

🤣

[grim gust]

woah

[abstract zealot]

oh nahhh

bro whos deleting my msgs

[upper mantle]

has to be glitched no way

[dry jasper]

It’s a glitch

[jade wharf]

Easy NHL ✅
Who not been following start now 🔥 🚀 for next NHL

[violet anchor]

😂