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Brain dead coach
I think there’s only one player in nhl history who has scored 5
Cozens bruh show them no sportsmanship and get a hatty yourself
In one game
They Ight
Put Kopi back in lol
They will pull a guy from the crowd.
I know we still suck 😭, LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT
they still lost to avs ☺️🤭🤭
Damn that woulda been awesome. I was going to fade too until Kaleb dropped $400 on Tage slip 😭
Imagine being a jackets fan at the game💀💀💀
another Buffalo goal 🤣🤣🤣
Avs own us
8-2 now damn
Just release both of your goalies at this point
My bad😂😂
PUT KORP BACK IN YOU COWARDS
Tage 9 SOG Jesus Christ
we always will
Go for the 10 piece buf
5 goals 🤣
that’s like throwing a dog in front of a car
it’s murder
we need that
My girl just walked out and said she’s going home with Tage Thompson tonight 💔
Cozens going under
5 goals this game , just to have 2 shots next game
Ebug up next
wild af
Tage Thompson just scored number five at 16:07 of the second period. NHL record is 7 -- set Jan. 31, 1920 by Joe Malone of the Quebec Bulldogs.
is tuch done?
Nah
Cozens probably goin under
is Tage the hockey Giannas
Yeah cause he daddy
Lowkey
cez i been saying that in chat all day 😭😭
Cozens RiP sir
he can have two in one period
I know
Just got back from practice
TUCH
giannis goated
LFGGG TUCH
My b
OH MY GOD
You’re a horse. What do you know?
Tuch goal
TUCH OVERR
9-2
Lfg TUCHHHH
Omg
How are fans still there
That Tage is daddy
Cozens bruh they don’t deserve sportsmanship KEEP SHOOTING
Even tuch over😂😂😂
9-2
I NEEDED THAT
9-2 omg
Cozens really
Wtf is that game bro
This is crazy
COZENS AND LAINE COME ON
Tuch ✅
@rigid goblet eating
yuhh
if i was a cbj fan i would’ve asked for a refund n go home
TUCH DADY
9 GOALS!!!!
9-2 and still the 3rd to play💀💀
9-2 sheesh
Why is Elvis still in the building!?
i hate patrik laine and cozens
tuch over
can we please sub goaliess 😭😭
lfg
Can we see 9-3 tho
Banch gonna sell but damn 🔥
We’ll this is painful
Just know this is some kids first game as a blue jackets fan
cozens let’s go
if they forfit is it a dnp?
And prob his last
First Carlson, now cozens
Tonight looking good
prob 😭😭
Not sure if Cozens or Eberle a few days ago 😭😭😭
CASH ITTTT😮💨😮💨😮💨
9 goals 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LFG
Nasher hanging on for dear life
Dude. I swear if this doesn’t hit idk I’ll never bet on hockey again
Coz would be so clutch right now please Heavenly Father 🙏🏾
no
cmon cbj one more goal
Cozens under✅
Taylor HALL LETS GO
Hayes everytime I usually put with mcdavid 🔥🔥
They should just suit up some random guy at goalie to save their stats lol
Always 😮💨
😂😂😂
ALL I NEED
😭😭😭😭 do forfits happen in hockey?
The cbj stands gotta be clearing out already cuz this is just embarrassing
Yup
Cozens bruh they don’t deserve sportsmanship get yourself a HATTY TOO
good question actually
Cgy 2 straight goals
You are on fire
They really pulled the starter just to let the backup get killed
Wild lock in😂
cozens take over third period cmon
😮💨😮💨
Will the sabres pull Ukko?
Bro it’s insane. Guy gives up 3 only for the other to give up 6 lmao
Glad I took tuch over dylan 😭
Definitely
Calgary tied it
Buffalo got 9 in the 2nd inning
@rigid goblet this man a beast
That's crazy
rlly rarely it has only happen 2 times
😮💨😮💨🐐
Need this badly
Light works
ight ig we goood then
Nasher is crying
I will cry
do they take out starters in blowouts tho?
Cozens sold
Slop top for coz incoming from me! He gone hit for me
I gave up on that clown
At least you didn’t pair with Cozens 😅😅😅
we ain’t gonna see a post from him for awhile 😦
Hayes finally cleared i see lol
Tuch over
i feel bad for him
Cozens dude wtf
Nah on some rs could this happen ?
Cozens pleaseeee
Buffalo might score 15
Alex Ovechxksin went over too 😊
I need cozens and skinner over
imagine we see the 3rd forfeit in history
Buffalo 15 and Cozens only has 1 shot 😭😭😭
Shit is dead but the Sabres aren’t 😎
Jackets will get one more
Korpi needs to start the third
i feel bad for who ever bet on cbj ml 💀
Or cbj score
@sweet ridge might be me not following, you an Avs fan?
Hope Luukonnen doesn’t get pulled
Y’all like Hyman over SOG?
@runic moss check in.
Who was the favorites for this game n by how much?? 😂
Today is the first day in forever where I didn’t bet hockey🫣
Not getting pulled up 7 lol
Say my ass in Csgo😂
Word word. I reffed Cal Burke when he was at Nobles
@faint anvil I’d through my phone in the snow
Didn’t know if they’d let the backup play
@mental flax check in homie.
Just need one blue jackets goal
Thompson stealing all cozens shots wtf
They won’t pull him
Toffoli goal
I gotchu but shouldn’t happen
Anyone seen him?
Nah not like that
Dudes hiding tonight.
Wild is selling 😂😂😂
going for that record
Wild can't be serious rn wtf
Another Calgary goal banggggg
@mental flax wyd bro
Goalie will play full game unless pulled cuz of bad play
You seen him. He went missing.
Huberdeau selling my szn bet
Same
Boys I’m writing a essay tomorrow
I only have $5 on it so oh wel
Guys the wild defense is trash
Nah bro disappeared very quickly and is never coming back
🥺
Nothing out of the ordinary
bro isn’t hockey supposed to be like soccer in terms of goals i’m assuming 9 isn’t normal or am I wrong
College got me messed up I see Thompson got 9 SOG
There he is
Watch a battle of alberta game pre normal in those 🤣
Jeez
Hey homie what happen to Brooklyn blow out @mental flax
it happens often
don’t know what that is 😂
Yeah I only have 5 as well
Espn
Hornets choked man
Oilers vs flames same province so it’s a big rivalry
Nothing I can say besides accepting my loss
Man I should’ve faded today smh
You real quite homie. Talk to me. You said blow out.
I want all that pressure
Wild look sloppy now
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
Mcdavid or Hyman SOG
This tage guy is tuff
Bro our defense is not it
Mc david
Let up silly goals
By one team yeah that’s uncommon
Combined not very uncommon
Lindholm selling my SOG
learning something new everyday
Hi
POV: you need cozens and hall and one more blue jackets goal
@mental flax hey homie I’m not done with you, I thought you said kyrie would cover. Talk to me.
Bro got 0
Cozens and hall
Literally what I need bro LMAOO
Fr
Anyone seen @mental flax he quite again.
Toffoli on one tonight
And this is how the 25x sells me. Sticking to SOG if I took oshie and tage this is cash
Should’ve taken the over on toffoli
John Carlson is sad
tage thompson is a good looking guy
bro got everything
skills
height
looks
3 man package
Zucc shot
@sweet ridge he gotta be patched
ON GOD
Cozens chalked
man out here looking like a 2k my player
Zucc 2
Well see how the third goes
I seen unders
zuc 12
6’6 220… bro 💀💀
Yeah he’s a tank
Guy nickkoala can’t catch a break tonight
What’s up homie. Let’s talk.
@red ravine
Can’t catch a break
Ok
You were so positive earlier
Carlson bruhhh
Wow
Hall sog
What happen to blow out ?
@frozen crown i thought a blowout was gonna happen
Oh my godddddd yesssss ❤️❤️
I really took off tage and put Carlson💀💀💀
Bro had 7 😂😂 now he struggling to get 2
hall 1
Yes SIRRRR
Carlson selling
Same man. He keeps disappearing man.
I’m on his head.
This is carlson blocking shots right
Not his shots getting blocked
@clever summit wtf wil ddoing
Yeaaaa shit pain
yo the taco really didn’t hit yesterday I could’ve been up
All 3 other nhl tacos did tho
Need everyone to pray for cozens 🙏🙏🙏 2 more shots
how tf u get free entries
Oh and btw @mental flax, hold Dez my boy.
Random
like bro 😂😂😂😭
Wild pp
CARLSON
CARLSON SHOT
2
LETS GO
🔥🔥🔥
WE GOT A CHANCE
@frozen crown bro I’m glad u proved me wrong u act like u win every bet u take
Finnaly bro
LETS SWEAT BABY
PUSH PLEASE AT LEAST MAN
Joel Eriksson Ek HELLO?
Missing all them shots
@sweet ridge he’s so hot
PUSH ME PLEASE
thats who u took instead of kaprizoov and zuc lol
Keep watching highlight. Bye bye.
hall shot
Power play rn, he not on ice
I will
i tailed bdwag man leave me alone
I will improve
🤣
Ok. Now I need to find the Plumlee guy. Y’all see him?
We need flyers to score @novel owl @rotund totem
Cozens CHALKED
Wild PP looking lame
power place and not on ice man..
LMAO what can i say tage is him
Bro yes bad
Carlson couldve been hit, he just teasing us now
not his points 😮💨
I need one the blue jackets to score one more time on the goalie
tage thompsons wife is a lucky women.
ayo???
yo y’all have to chill
Doin this for fun
Join the prayer circle for cozens
imagine ur dad being tage thompson bro 💀
No shot kaprizov doesn’t get another
failed my final exam by 1 point, we at least gettin greens tonight?!
i’ll always gas players
Failed the class?
u gonna have to retake the class gang?
U like jude bellingham? 😭
Under
if u know who that is
Carlson over shots blocked
no
Yeah gg. Carlson under. There playing the stall game
i do
why not?? 🤣
@runic moss talk to me homie. Where you at.
9 goals and he has ONE shot it’s just pathetic
bc
Carlson 2 misses, 3 blocked, after getting 7 SOG the other day
We need overtime bad
hockey fetish huh
@rotund totem @rustic bobcat idk im boutta email the prof rn this is bs
Hey @raven chasm can we see that slip one more time.
Joel ek u gon do sum for me?
Need cozens man🤦🏽♂️
Korpisalo Innnnnnb
Ovi Was free omg
failed final exam, but u still pass class or what
Of course bro the Plumlee one?
All the hockey people Ngl I did some random stuff is this gonna hit ?
Yeah 😂
KORPISALO IS IN
u need a 60% on final to pass regardless of class grade, got a 59.15 on final lmao
LMFAO BRO
better tell to round it up
Blue jackets put the starting goalie back in
Helping u guys with the over 5.5. Goals
Aye let’s go!
10-9 CBJ
That’s good
HAMMER CBJ ML
Sick 🥺🥴
Imagine taking Ovechkin under goals and you lose on a empty net 💀💀
imma rely on nhl chat to tell me what to say
Wild PP Karill gonna hit
$700 on Mason Plumlee is wild
Ek 2
I just need one from Carlson 😭
EXAM CHALKED
Let’s goooo
Plumlee hit
yo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Chalked
Sorry bro
That Plumlee was free.
you know he cancelled this shit🤣
yo @frozen crown is making ppl SICK in here 😭😭
Atleast it’s online
❤️❤️luv
Charlotte fan here. I’m on people head that disrespect us.
Ovechkin goal again lmao
will
Oviiii
insanity
Respect the goat
Teacher will pull thru and round to 60
EKKKK OVER
Pain
Just need one more goal in the BUF/CBJ game to cash the over 5.5
Yeah man I’m upset bro
oh look eriskon got a shot on goal
WHAT I SAY
✅
Eriksson Ek 3
bro it’s like 11 goals wym
lfg baby
Over goals allowe by goalies
1 down, 1 more to go
Ik i saw
Cozens sold the one time I pick him
Lfg
They pulled CBJ one after 3 alloes@
lemme go tell my dog he can eat tongiht @rotund totem
Allowed
Where is Bergeron
praying
Yooo😂😂😂
Any calls for the later games???
Yeah PP
i’m so confused yo 😭😭
i need Elias Pettersson as well ffs @rotund totem
Who?
forgot aobut this mf
I hate provorov this man had 2 blocked shots 1st period and didn’t get 1 more the rest of the game
Great start to the night with carlson 🔥🔥🔥
Where is COZENS
Liane goal
For the cash
u gotta talk to me like a 2nd grader ngl
It was Korpisalo and Ukka over 5.5 goals allowed, korp let up 3 right away and got pulled. So we needed 3 from ukka, he allowed 2. They just just Korp back in the game
Yesir
BANG
So now we just need one more@
!!!!
AYE
THERE IT IS
CASH
Cash over 5.5 goals allowed
MONEY
We eating jesus
Bang
Pattyyyy
Don’t eat Jesus
CASH
ohhhh okay wasn’t thinking ab the different goalies gotcha
EKK
CHARLOTTE MF HORNETS!
Yup
Good call
yessir
Liked that goalie prop
Jesus we eating
Got a whole period left for a kirill shot
YEAAHHHH
I’m not.
He got us
Kirill is for the boys
Y’all donate to the poor. Taking all donations.
Cozens😂 1 shot on goal when there’s 9 GOALS SCORED
Cozens get 2 I’m begging you
yesssss lukk let up 3
Cozens has 3 points and his line was at .5 lol
Wait wtf kaprizof shot one right at the net on the pp how’d he not get that towards his SOG
No one expected them to score 9 points
Kaprizov*
That dude has to be in the nba chat @frozen crown
no
Any calls for later games?
I’m still looking.
Dudes out here just watch highlights.
Have to ask him for $30 now for his fake news @frozen crown
LETS GO
Any calls for the later games bucketz?
I need two from hall
WE EATING
Haven’t looked
Ong
It is incredible to me that it took 12 goals for this to hit LMAO
tage chalked cozens
Holy
BANG
Yeah lmfao fr
i need hall over 2.5 sogs so basically 2 more
and it STILL hit
Please liane 2 more
We eating like zeke
Yep
David pasta is so sexy
@gritty veldt tuff call
pasta 3 sheesh
Can we all agree on one thing regardless if you had Tage under. That he’s daddy???
Kuraly game misconduct
Well cozens sold me, sweet
5 min penalty
what do we think
krejci ✅✅
All you’ve done is complain about cozens, the game isn’t done and we don’t want to hear you continually talk about it
Lmfaoo
🤯
Cozens sold me
U think?
Hell yeah
I don't see it
Liane cmon man wtf
Did it expire
cozen penalty man
If started already😭
Just checking in.. Tage is him
Ohio moment. 9-3 😭
Liane I’ll do literally anything
Plumlee sucks 😂
Well I be damned Cbj scored 3
It’s cause they don’t have Seth Jones…
Y u gotta jynx 😂
COZENS BRUH WYA
chillin
He cooked
Yeah Tage stole the show
He’s been cooked he’s doing his best Eberle impression
Can't believe this was credited to Ovi, it hits the Flyers player so it's obvious Carlson's
He stole the game
no
Elias or Horvat SOG?
Anyone else have Tage on their fantasy lineup like me 😬
I wish
I’m glad he’s not against me this week
I got Mackinnon against me this week thankfully
13.4 so far lol
Should give me the W this week
fantasy hockey 😭
Idk hard to tell
who’s the #1 pick?
It pretty clearly hits the Flyers player's stick and goes between Ovi's legs
McDavid
Report it to prize picks support
Mcdavid who
so he’s him
his salary is ass
do hockey players get paid a lot idk
may be on his rookie contract or something ig
81.5m salary cap
bruh why does it say 1mil wtf 😂😂😂
No shots zuccy🙏
j emailed prof and my bets are hitting lfg
Unreliable
I hate cozens
Liane just killed me wow Gn everyone
i love y’all 🤭🤭‼️
Free
The only time I bet Cozens over Tage
Nice
🤦♂️
Same brother
I swear I’m hurting bro lmaoooo
@hot kettle where you go to school
Bc I had Tage at first took him out and put Cozens I swear
Are there any fans
Mcdavid should have great game against coyotes
In that building yet
Wild game now
There playing like shit tbh
app st tryna go to unc in fall
Small
Yup
Compared to NFL salary you’d say that’s nothing but in the NHL salary cap world that’s making bank
Fml
3 thing’s guaranteed in life: Death, Taxes, Tage going over
but that’s just their contract
Salary cap may go up in next year or two
Cmonnn 2 more
Lotta time
mcjesus 2
😂😂😂😂
y’all forgetting ab sponsor money
not taxes
Points was the way to go
They just don’t have big tv deals like other sports
No it’s 85 always open 😂😂
Ong
Easy to say after the games over
Cant wait to put my PrizePicks losses as a tax write off in March whos excited
Need two more from Hall ez money
WAIT DUBNYK A TV GUY NOW WTF
Lol yeah
Petterson over SOG?
Yes
Dont shoot the messenger
Thoughts
Nah don’t think so I’ll look tho
Points and shots were both good picks just Tage decided to go the F off
This what I’m doing
Cozens sold 😦
Hopefully Vlader allows another goal for the slip
nah Tage just took over
BOYS GUESS HOW MUCH CASH WE JUST MADE
I know, 1 shot 1 goal and it was the first of the game too
Just what I like
5$
I fw it
Hi
@twin jetty whats your major
Troll
Bio with intention of pre med @mortal plaza
Taylor can u do something fa me
That’s what I’m doing!
Was gonna sAy that
Need him too he a lock tho
What school
Are you taking it seriously
Yes
Bro what 😂
University of minnesota, I just got accepted but that’s my major for next year
A&P 👨🔧💪🏼
rickk is prob smart but j loves to troll online 😭
So you're in high school?
I wish I went to college......
Maybe
We love u
hey richard
Thank u
Yuh
Don’t tail I can’t win a parlay but 🤷♂️
only smart ppl say this
Senior
Damn really?
I do
Trade school> College
Wait so how serious are you
Yep
Do you try hard
Went that route
Or say hey
College easy if u use chegg
not going to college >>>
All the time
Facts
Also W
@mortal plaza I try hard this past week
Why
Exams
It’s finals week tho
Hi
Not really unless you decided a solid route before 21
What don’t u get
Fair
Do u think I’m dumb
To each their own
Stone and Hertl over?
Im meeting rick this weekend. I wanna make sure he’s human
Depends on your own scenario
Lmaooo
I’m leaving Saturday morning when u coming
No . U just troll on here so I assume u do in the real world
Straight lizard gang
I like to troll in real life too @mortal plaza
Going to tampa
Go troll Tampa together
Me too on Saturday
@mortal plaza I’m getting treated how you treated bingo last year by bingo now….
Nah but real talk, what's ur opinion on the Idaho murders?
🧢
Honest opinions ?:/
I’m going to Mexico next week
What
😂😂
Nice meeting u
No cap bro 😂
Come to the lightning game
Lucky, getting out of the cold
Bingo called me a crybaby… didn’t even cry
Quizlet, chegg, Mathway, Photomath got me through my freshman year 💯
why is hertls line so low
Ong
Too much indecisiveness for people who don't make a decision no matter what it is by age 25
Photo math was goated
they getting me by my jr year bro
ChatGPT 👀
Photomath>>>
Late slip?
Me too
@sweet ridge why you say that to me earlier?
Me and @robust falcon meeting up in Tampa
is taylor hall over 2.5 sogs chalked
Slide the tampa game
U going
No
Yeah
@last moat @twin jetty look up ChatGPT u wont regret it 💯
I’ll be doing hw at the game
For the 10:30 game?
Yeah
Bet
Dale bro. Estamos esperando
Dale Jr over laps led, lock it in!
Imma take my time 💀
Took 4 years of Spanish and don’t even know what that means lol
Competition time?
Hmmm
I could’ve
all y’all in your early 20’s
I wanted to learn German
Miami be like :
They didn’t offer
Im german!
Same
I did and then forgot all of it the summer after I stopped
I’m German
🇩🇪
D1 degenerate
Had to learn spanish living in Texas 🤠
@rigid goblet you speak spanish
CAL PP
Claro
Lock or not ?
nah
Can the Wild stop getting penalties holy shit
When I go down there fs
What’s your opinion?
They took like 3 shots from pasta and he still on good pace
What’s up gangy im here 😂
Yay
Don’t force the 6 just lock in top 3 or some
Why u going to tampa
Close friends usf graduation
Coming for the coin
What top 3? I feel like Peterson will get the assist
When did you become tennis amb?
Tailing
You could’ve came to my store 😭
Today ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️
It’s a sketchy one being a 6 man game stack fair warning 😵💫
Hey
Knights jerseys fyeeee
Bet
anyone naked in bed
Not yet
Wait I saw orange ones…
Am i the only one who sleeps naked
What team is that
Knights Warmies
Hertl, Peterson, horvat
Gotta let the dogs breath
Dogsss
😂
Feel like my whole body is breathing
I haven’t seen yet
Thought you’d might say that but hope it’s a winner 🤝
Lmk if this is a hot or cold take. Mountain climbing is a sport
No
No
Just no
Nobody answered
Is mayonnaise an instrument
No
Cap
Could be
Ok . Is mountain climbing hard
Yes
Idk never even done it
Cmon minny
Tailed the @red ravine slip
Same
Same
That movie about that guy made me never want to do it
Facts
He got stuck right for like 20+ hrs?
Hall goal
Or 127
It was 127
Parks over fan ‼️☄️
There was this documentary ab a guy who got stuck
He was at the point where he was drinking his own piss and shot
Youre talking about the guy who got stuck and cut his arm off right ??
1 more for hall let’s go
Free under?
127 hours is the movie
Didn’t he forget his phone in his car and then like not tel anyone where he was going
Yea that’s what it was called!
theres also a good video on youtube about it
I don’t like last game at all
called Man in Cave by internet historian
Fr?
can i link?
I forgot what they call it
@gritty veldt up to u gang I’m not feeling it
That shits nuts how they just left him there i mean they couldn’t get him out but still
Cave diving? Hunting?
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Nah they tried bro
compher selling
They almost had him
Taylor Hall scored
But i think rope ripped
2 sog
I know for hours then …. 🥺🥺🥺🥺
need him @rigid goblet
O wait this is a diff one
U late npc
Idk how you cant get anxiety
this ones from the early 1900s iirc
my b Tage
guy stuck in there for weeks
Fs
Does the Taylor hall count since he has 2 shots on goal ?
Jesus