#Does eating pineapple on pizza summon the elder gods? if not, why?

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jaunty remnant
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Does eating pineapple on pizza summon the elder gods? if not, why?

pallid talon
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It's more likely to summon the most evil thing in all the realms....🤣

olive spear
jaunty remnant
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No worst, people that classify anything as a pizza. They’ll put gasoline, motor oil, and rubber on a pizza, call it a Car pizza, and think it’s delicious. That’s like classifying anything on a slice of bread “an open face sandwich”. I drop a slice on the earth, does the earth itself become an open faced sandwich?
SEE ITS MAKING ME INSANE! CTHULU IS BREAKING THROUGH THE PINEAPPLE

silent yoke
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are u asking in real life or in nightingale? in any case the answer is most likely yes XD

full bison
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well there isnt really any wrong or correct answer to pizza toppings since everyone like different things. Some might enjoy tuna on pizza, others might enjoy pineapple and some like me might enjoy egg and bacon on their pizza. Same goes for noodles and ramen. One of the most horrible noodle dishes i ever had (by my own standard) was a authentic Chinese Claypot Noodle-dish, in china, and i usually love noodle dishes.

jaunty remnant
full bison
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pretty sure cannibals doesnt mind the human parts, feces is even used to make coffee so why not pizza? if you feel like its delicious then there isnt really a right choice. whatever its health hazzard to eat, thats a whole other discussion 😂 even if the food/stuff is bad for your health there is still people there will eat it if they feel its delicious ^^

low folio
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Pizza is the great equalizer for earth. No matter whether rich or poor everyone on the planet has the right to choose which topings they like, no matter how wrong they are. Once can only hope this will be true in Nightingale as well. #pizzaequalityforall

indigo eagle
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Pizza Hawaii with ham and pineapple is a very tasty pizza

fiery peak
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Official lore says one thing, but rumor has it that the fragmenting of reality actually started when someone put both pineapple AND cream cheese on the same pizza. The elder gods began a ... discussion, which would have led to the destruction of all realities (as well as pineapple, cream cheese, and tomato sauce flung throughout the room), but for the efforts of some unknown diplomat known only as "The Scrum Master', who convinced the elder Gods to take step back and limit their further direct involvement in the realms (and pizza making). Now I must hide from The Scrum Master, as he Kanban me. (note, this is just my odd programmer and software product manager humor, I have no connection with the dev teams here)

vital juniper
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I love Hawaiian Pizza! I love Garbage Can pizzas too. Yum!

muted ridge