off-topic

[peak spruce]

People with a brick allergy when I hit them in the head with a Peanut

[golden path]

dishwasher

[vivid jetty]

Have you considered that it's the cat's bed and they're just graciously sharing with you. (This was definitely not ghost written by my own cat.)

[brazen terrace]

I pee'd in a cats bathroom once, and i got 18 scratches and 7 bandaids as a warning. Sounds like sound logic you got,

[coral current]

hello

[knotty plaza]

You should offer it your best pillow and give it scratches

[gilded drum]

outcat the cat and win your bed back

[meager spear]

oh yeah, i forgot, my cat owns my house and everything in it and out of pure kindness he sometimes lets me borrow it

[meager spear]

he already took all my pillows and scratched them :(

[meager spear]

im going to try this rn

he outcatted me

[knotty plaza]

Get better pillows then only the finest most luxurious silk

[meager spear]

im going to strenghten my pillows with titanium alloy and hope it will hold back his scratches

[drowsy adder]

i predict skye will be here in the next 5 minutes

[rocky field]

skye

[drowsy adder]

guh

[ornate plover]

skyes the l1mit

[drowsy adder]

also holy summon

[rocky field]

vro name change

[rocky field]

holy waking up

[drowsy adder]

i forgor

[drowsy adder]

idea

[rocky field]

its okay

[drowsy adder]

if i wake up 13 minutes earlier than i did then im earlier than you

2.99 iq

[rocky field]

huh

[stray blaze]

Has subnautica been out for 12 years?

[toxic solstice]

data of subnautica 2

were is data

pls

[junior tusk]

What

[left tide]

embed fail

[waxen bone]

embed fail

[toxic solstice]

a ok

[solar fulcrum]

I think it was 8 years? Could be wrong

Btw fun fact; covid was 6 years ago

[junior tusk]

yea 2018 for full realese and 2014 for early access

[solar fulcrum]

Ah

So yea 12 yrs

The xbox 360 and ps3 are older by 8 years

So is the wii

Your daily dose of feeling old

[rocky field]

theres a bunch of data out there

[drowsy adder]

chat i just ate a medium sized bucket at kfc

by myself

for non american standards thats like a lot i think

[solar fulcrum]

What did the bucket taste like? It tastes a little too papery for my liking, idk why they put useless stuff in it tho

[drowsy adder]

i think it was

[solar fulcrum]

I like eating 🪣

Bro my phone autocorrected buckets to the emoji

[drowsy adder]

wth are those ones called vro

like the ones between thighs and nuggets

the mid sized ones with funny shapes

anyways it was around 4 wings, 6ish nuggets and 2 thighs

[solar fulcrum]

Wings

[drowsy adder]

oh yeah those

[solar fulcrum]

Anyway i rly need sleep im going somewhere in like 7 hours

[drowsy adder]

actually nuggets might be different holup

i mightve meant strips
im not good with chicken names

[drowsy adder]

it is 3am in australia vro 🙏

[solar fulcrum]

Almost 3:30

[rocky field]

welp

a teacher at my old school just passed away :/

i didnt have his clas but i knew him, and my sister had him her 6th grade year iirc

[stray blaze]

Damn

[livid kernel]

you're imagining things

I didn't say anything 🥹

[rocky field]

yeah

holy wifi moment

[teal cedar]

my wifi has been really unstable in these last 1 week

iunno why

they are updating it

[rocky field]

[rocky field]

that sucks :/

[teal cedar]

like once its like 24kbps

and once its 16mbps

i fricking hate it

like its just inconsitent

[lavish citrus]

I'm rural so sometimes i have like 110 mbs and othertimes i have zero

[drowsy adder]

motherboards?

oh megabytes

[lavish citrus]

it just completely dies for weeks at a time over winter

[drowsy adder]

i was wondering what you being rural had to do with owning 110 motherboards

[lavish citrus]

yes wrong

[waxen bone]

wait megabits or megabytes??

[drowsy adder]

also wait yeah megabytes would be insane for rural internet

[waxen bone]

I usually have 10 in the city

[drowsy adder]

with ethernet i dont even get 30

well
kinda

it depends on the download really

[lavish citrus]

unsure

[drowsy adder]

even if the website itself doesnt limit it its like 30-50 max

[lavish citrus]

probably megabits tho

but idr

[drowsy adder]

internet providers show in megabits usually
to make it seem higher

[lavish citrus]

yeh

[drowsy adder]

(and also steam download does for some god knows what reason)

[lavish citrus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[waxen bone]

steam isn't even consistent with it, too
sometimes it's mbs sometimes it's mbits

[lavish citrus]

uncommon steam L

[drowsy adder]

idk it was always mbits for me but i found out you can change it a few weeks ago

[lavish citrus]

they should do both

[rocky field]

currently making my wallpaper into the mercury II

[drowsy adder]

theres a second one?

[rocky field]

pc wallpaper i should specify

[rocky field]

the mercury II is the one found in sbz

[drowsy adder]

oh hat

[rocky field]

the mercury I we've never seen idt

[rocky field]

oh hat

[drowsy adder]

i thought you meant the planet

i lowk forgot what happens in bz

[lavish citrus]

it's official you stole trend's rock

[drowsy adder]

btw skye

about that file you told me to remind you about

[rocky field]

OHH

right
ping me in 5 minutes lemme finish this wallpaper

[rocky field]

fair enough

[drowsy adder]

i just yk
fell asleep

cause 5 hours from then is midnight

[rocky field]

thats fine dw

[drowsy adder]

and my sleep schedule isnt that screwed

god i need a chest of logs for trapdoors

why are creeper farms so damn expensive

[rocky field]

lmao

[drowsy adder]

this material list is literally

8 chests 4 hoppers 2 fences
2130 trapdoors

thats not even exaggerating

thats what it says

636 glass 524 carpets 979 slabs 1955 blocks

this is gonna suck to collect

[rocky field]

damn

thats wild man

[stray blaze]

Big Smoke level list

[rocky field]

that was my 83,500th message in here on this account

[stray blaze]

Holy crap

[rocky field]

now i wanna play minecraft again

[untold mason]

@tight burrow I love your avatar I like httyd too

[ornate bay]

I bet you a good half the questions in #submit-questions are just subnautica 2 date related

[junior tusk]

ima hop on gta online like the good ol days

[spiral igloo]

hello chat

[stray blaze]

Ello

[waxen bone]

I still have trouble remembering we're down here now

[hollow garnet]

GUYYSSS

HELP ME please, my gf wants to kill me

[junior tusk]

elaborate

[glad furnace]

How bad and why

[junior tusk]

its fine i helped

(i didnt do nuhtin)

[glad furnace]

Why are you wenny

[junior tusk]

i donno

[glad furnace]

You should become aenny and then just go up 1 letter each day

[sinful sentinel]

Ok, so I think it's pretty damn obvious to everyone at this point that the game is not gonna come out until all of the legal proceedings are over. And those could easily last another year.

[ornate plover]

lol, no

[glad furnace]

its april

there are 8 whole months left lmao

[stray blaze]

It's coming out in 2026 ;-;

[sinful sentinel]

So says the steam page. So what? Have you never seen a game's release get pushed back? In fact you've seen this very game get pushed back - orinigally it was slated for 2025.

[ornate plover]

the increased content and marketing makes it seem like we're close, it's also been heavily implied that something is coming on tuesday at the end of the DitL episode

[stray blaze]

It was like literally confirmed for 2026 though

[glad furnace]

so do the devs
and the dev vlogs are in a pretty complete state
so does literally everything surrounding the game

[sinful sentinel]

Be glad to be wrong.

[glad furnace]

theres literally nothing supporting a 2027 release whatsoever

besides the fact that its april

[sinful sentinel]

Except the fact that the very ownership of the game is now in dispute.

[ornate plover]

no it's not

[glad furnace]

dunning-kruger effect

[stray blaze]

Everything is pointing that it's dropping in 2026, plus they literally said it is

[sinful sentinel]

Who cares what they said? I've seen devs swear up and down that the game would come out in year X, and then they had to delay it.

[glad furnace]

you know absolutely nothing about this team, clearly

[stray blaze]

"Who cares what the people actually making the game say? I know best" is wild

[glad furnace]

im not even saying that to be insulting, you are just so confidently wrong

[peak spruce]

Or about things that happen in game development it seems either

[sinful sentinel]

It's true, I don't. What I do know is that the game is a product, and its ownership is now in dispute.

[stray blaze]

No it isn't

[glad furnace]

ownership isnt in dispute, tho???

[peak spruce]

[ornate plover]

also the major part of the lawsuit is already over

[glad furnace]

where exactly are you getting your information

[sinful sentinel]

Is it not? How else would you explain removal of Krafton as the publisher? How else would you explain the slated May release, which was scheduled after the court order, and is now claimed to be a violation of the said order and the continued fighting over the $250 mln payout? All of that is strongly tied to the game's release, so unless all parties settle, I don't know how they will release the game.

[glad furnace]

someone explain this nicely
im gonna go play terraria

[ornate plover]

pass

[peak spruce]

Give me a minute to fact check

[ornate plover]

xenon has been doing this like once a month, it feels like ragebait at this point

[sinful sentinel]

Not really, I'm just a genuine grouch.

[ornate plover]

the increased marketing really doesn't tell you anything?

[peak spruce]

Krafton still owns UWE and Funds the project, May was Never officially confirmed by UWE

[sinful sentinel]

What increased marketing? All i

m seeing ins continued vlogs.

[ornate plover]

weekly content drops, free weekends and sales

[glad furnace]

(seriously, we have direct footage of the game in a very playable state)

[peak spruce]

The game is coming when it does

[sinful sentinel]

That it's playable doesn't mean that they are going to release it. I'm not saying it's not ready, I'm saying that I don't believe it's likely to be released until after the court proceedings are over, which can easily take another year.

[peak spruce]

If it doesn’t come out this year then Obraxis is leaving, one way or another it’s coming this year

[sage zinc]

then they would lose the bonus

[stray blaze]

You're arguing this like we're speculating without having access to answers. Like uh, like you're talking like this is a speculative debate where we need to theorize why Krafton was removed and stuff. Like also there's nothing confirming a May release

[sinful sentinel]

Or the judge may determine that the relationship has been spoiled irrevocably and order a split with compensation.

[waxen bone]

what happened to make it so?
from everything I've seen, the ownership has been unquestionably UWE's for the games whole existance

[peak spruce]

UWE owns the game

Kraftons just a publisher

[glad furnace]

we have no reason to think that its ownership is in jepordy, significant hinting to it being within the next 3 months, a confirmed announcement to release window, tons of content hints from devs, no reason to think they'd mislead us, and the major parts of the court proceedings are done. on top of that, a may release was never confirmed or suggested, and thats one of your major reasons, the game is in a playable EA state, the payout is confirmed, and you have NO evidence besides the publisher on steam changing. it aint exactly rocket science.

[sage zinc]

the judge already extended the time why would he just ignore it to make a new order

[sinful sentinel]

Not according to my sources. https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/subnautica-developer-unknown-worlds-has-been-acquired-by-krafton
If Krafton owns UWE, then they own all of the intellectual property that they create.

[peak spruce]

Thats not how that works, you know that right

[stray blaze]

;-;

2021 source is crazy

[sinful sentinel]

Do you have any source that says that Krafton does not own Subnautica?

[glad furnace]

you HAVE to be trolling. for the love of all that is holy tell me you are trolling. PLEASE.

[peak spruce]

This Discord

[hasty meadow]

hi

[topaz quiver]

Hi friends, let's remember to be kind to one another

[sage zinc]

but still the contract would be violated so idk if its still active after that in full function

[sinful sentinel]

That's what I'm saying. Given all that we know about the ongoing court proceedings, I'm inclined to think that the judge might forcefully split unknown worlds from Krafton and give full control back to the devs.

[peak spruce]

UWE has control of the game already

All Krafton does is fund the project

[sinful sentinel]

I repeat, every source that I was able to find, says that Krafton owns the unknown worlds. When a company owns another company, it also owns that company's products. They are not just a publisher.

[peak spruce]

Again, not how that works

[sinful sentinel]

Oh you can keep saying that bud, I'm sure eventually you'll convince someone. But that won't be me.

[peak spruce]

Parent companies don’t automatically own IP

Ip is still owned by the subsidiary or whatever it’s called

[stray blaze]

Bestie instead of researching whether Krafton owns UWE, research into if a publisher is able to own a company and yet not have ownership over the company's IP even if they publish it

[spiral igloo]

sighs

you know what they say

[foggy night]

I've been playing tomodachi life 2 for 6 hours today

Hi cabbage

[stray blaze]

How can one so confidently refuse to even consider that they may be wrong with how many people are saying so?

[peak spruce]

Internet

[spiral igloo]

hi hello

[sinful sentinel]

Sure, they could have such a clause in the contract. Though I don't know why Krafton would ever agree to that.

[peak spruce]

It would be UWE Ageeing to transferring Ip

[foggy night]

Ughhhh lawsuit stuff, again ?

[spiral igloo]

there's a quote about ts

[stray blaze]

So your argument that it will come out next year is that in your opinion you don't think Krafton would agree to that, and your uneducated opinion is more sturdy than devs saying 2026, the game being ready for EA, the content being released indicating a 2026 release, etc?

[stray blaze]

Who's Law and why is she always so snazzy with her suits anyway? Like I respect the fashion grind but damn

[rocky field]

just got a craving for a pretzel shop's pretzels that i havent had in nearly a year

[foggy night]

[sinful sentinel]

You talking about the copyright that unknown worlds have already owned prior to signing the contract. I'm talking about the assets. Krafton may not own the name of Subnautica (or its story and concepts), but it most likely owns Subnautica 2 as an asset because it was developed on its money.

[rocky field]

thats funny

oh yikes lawsuit talk, nvm bye guys

[foggy night]

Garlic bread

[spiral igloo]

wow

[peak spruce]

Yeah, Thats not owning The IP

They fund it, of course it’s an Asset

[foggy night]

Beating a dead horse

[peak spruce]

They do not own it

[sinful sentinel]

No, my argument is that the ongoing legal proceedings seem to indicate that the well is irrevocably poisoned and the game won't be released until the case is closed.

[peak spruce]

Which is not the case

[sinful sentinel]

It sure is.

[stray blaze]

Xenon you're missing the forest for the trees and also they just don't indicate that

[foggy night]

[peak spruce]

It’s up to UWE when it releases

[sinful sentinel]

No.

[spiral igloo]

what

[sinful sentinel]

See? I can do that too.

[peak spruce]

I guess time will tell, but maybe you want to consider why nobody’s agreeing with you

[rocky field]

actually yeah

[rocky field]

thats such a lame argument like what

"two can play at that game" lmao

[spiral igloo]

is it more likely for 1 person to be wrong than for like 10 people to be wrong

[rocky field]

thats funny to me idk why

at least one of us is getting a laugh today 😭

[sinful sentinel]

I'm here all week! bows

[foggy night]

Should I buy myself garlic bread

[void oar]

The contract allows UWE to operate independently without Krafton’s interference but Krafton does own the IP.

[rocky field]

higher odds or something

[stray blaze]

?

[rocky field]

yes

garlic bread my goat

[spiral igloo]

wdym ?
i don't get what you meant

[foggy night]

I miss garlic bread

[spiral igloo]

no it's overrated

[stray blaze]

Like, missing the forest for the trees?

[foggy night]

It's been too long

[spiral igloo]

yuh

[foggy night]

There a rating system?

[sinful sentinel]

I got absolutely no problem with being wrong. If they release the game in a week, feel free to rub it in my face.

[rocky field]

oh my gods i think i just nailed my bridge design

[foggy night]

All this time I've been eating the wrong way

[rocky field]

LETS GO

[peak spruce]

I have no reason to do that

[stray blaze]

They're focusing too much on a couple trees that they're missing the forest. Essentially it means they're too focused on the smaller details that they're missing the bigger picture

[rocky field]

i mean food critics do exist...

[void oar]

the court case was about UWE retaining the right to decide the launch timing

[spiral igloo]

oh yeah

[rocky field]

it wont release in a week regardless of what anyone says or does

[sinful sentinel]

Aight, I'm out. See yall next month. When the game still won't be out.

[foggy night]

Ridiculous larpers. Completely destroyed the concept of enjoying a good meal

[rocky field]

it might be out, permission to laugh in your face then?

[rocky field]

larpers?

[spiral igloo]

why can't you accept that you might be wrong on ts one then

[sinful sentinel]

You got it, son.

[rocky field]

warpers reference?

[rocky field]

euh never call me that again

[stray blaze]

Well that's not true. If the person with the big red release button presses it early within a week (and probably gets fired) then it will release UwU

[drowsy adder]

what on ts

[foggy night]

I prefer warpers to (bad) larpers

[frank rover]

Hello

[spiral igloo]

hi hello wrong

[drowsy adder]

unknown worlds untertainment

[sinful sentinel]

Oh chet...my bad. Too used to purely male settings.

[rocky field]

well, uwe wouldn't do that

[spiral igloo]

atp just play umamusume

[rocky field]

nah it's fine, you didnt know

[foggy night]

My first introduction to classic larping was a supernatural episode where the characters have to larp themselves

[rocky field]

don't take it to heart

[foggy night]

Idk what that is

[rocky field]

horse game idfk

[spiral igloo]

wow

[foggy night]

I like horse

[drowsy adder]

i always call you vro

[rocky field]

not "son"

[drowsy adder]

son is just a newer variation

[stray blaze]

Yeah but they do have the power so it's not impossible regardless of what anyone says or does as anyone does include UWE. Which I realize is just being annoying and pedantic. idk, i'll blame the tism

[foggy night]

Sonion 🐛🙏

[spiral igloo]

sighs

[drowsy adder]

son ball run

[foggy night]

Son goku

[rocky field]

eh, fair point. i know they wouldn't go against what they've said either way

[rocky field]

mashed vrotatos

[spiral igloo]

heh... if you know you know...

[foggy night]

Sonar

[drowsy adder]

vrohemian rhapsody

(i stole that from sithvsjedi)

[spiral igloo]

i don't think you guys know

[foggy night]

Is it the anime girls with horse ears

[spiral igloo]

yuh

[foggy night]

Those are not real horse

[rocky field]

brorack brobama

[spiral igloo]

but that's not the part i was talking about with ts

[peak spruce]

Vava, vust villed va van!

[rocky field]

wait i'm stupid, no i didnt

[foggy night]

Wait I'm goated ?

[spiral igloo]

send

[rocky field]

forgot to account for extra spacing so the arches arent 1 block wide at the bottom

[rocky field]

it's so unreadable you wouldn't understand

[spiral igloo]

i would

[rocky field]

it'd be like a foreign baby trying to understand quantum physics

[royal spruce]

What happened to the layout of the server? It's changed

[foggy night]

What happened is that it changed

[drowsy adder]

it changed

[spiral igloo]

it changed
that's what happened

[rocky field]

you're right!

[drowsy adder]

interconnected

[foggy night]

[rocky field]

50 points to griffindor

[spiral igloo]

sighs

[drowsy adder]

i love that we literally all said the same thing

[rocky field]

ikr

[spiral igloo]

great minds think alike

[foggy night]

It was the obvious thing to do

[rocky field]

we're all spiritually intertwined

[spiral igloo]

you're not a part of ts trend

[drowsy adder]

interTWINed

[foggy night]

I'd rather say we share a single braincell

[rocky field]

off-topic shares one braincell and it bounced around like a spikeball

[rocky field]

vro what

[drowsy adder]

no she gets a pass cause of the gryffindor joke

[spiral igloo]

that sounds kinda rude i mean like you didn't say the same thing

[spiral igloo]

alr

[rocky field]

hell yeah

[foggy night]

This cant keep happening. Our minds have been formatted by social media. We are turning into mindless drones...

[royal spruce]

But why did it change? Just curious, came back after a few days and I don't recognize the layout anymore. It's strange but also nice

[rocky field]

i mean, i sorta did

[rocky field]

no reason, might be setting up for sn2 and preparing for a large wave of newcomers

[spiral igloo]

am seeing none of the same words lowk

[ornate plover]

just some spring cleaning

[foggy night]

I need to hop off Instagram reels for good

[rocky field]

#announcements message

[royal spruce]

I suppose that's fair

[rocky field]

SAME omg its so bad

[rocky field]

its all about perspective

thanks autofinish
damn you apple

[foggy night]

[spiral igloo]

oh yeah speaking of apple i got a case for my phone

[rocky field]

dude what am i doing

[foggy night]

What color

[spiral igloo]

clear

[rocky field]

i'm so confused rn
this is making me lose my 2.16 braincells

[foggy night]

Playing on your phone!

[spiral igloo]

i don't really like clear cases but it was the only one there was

[foggy night]

Dont those turn yellow

[rocky field]

no, i'm designing a bridge on my pc

[spiral igloo]

can i see the bridge...

[rocky field]

this hurts my brain dude
i'm so damn close to a eureka moment

[drowsy adder]

oh yeah i built an xp farm today

[rocky field]

NOT YET
patience, young plant, for i have greatness upon yee

[foggy night]

I'm feel so old not playing Minecraft anymore

[spiral igloo]

awesomesauce

[drowsy adder]

and spent an hour looking for coral before realizing carpet dupers don't need coral

[spiral igloo]

why not

[drowsy adder]

tmrw i build creeper farm in theory

[rocky field]

bec you wont get it

[spiral igloo]

i will...

[rocky field]

ykw fine, i'll post it in media

might be tiny idk

[spiral igloo]

ts is why you never give up

[drowsy adder]

cab did you see my peak tree farm and base

[drowsy adder]

and never let down

[spiral igloo]

no

[drowsy adder]

media

[rocky field]

SEE???

[spiral igloo]

you could have said that it's just 3 lines tho

[spiral igloo]

oh yeah btw wrong i lowk started playing new game

heh...

[radiant mulch]

After 12 hours new motherboard, pc, ram successfully installed, windows is WORKING and we have INTERNET

[drowsy adder]

so peak

[junior tusk]

im proud of you cheese

[rocky field]

niceeee

[spiral igloo]

awesomesauce

[radiant mulch]

Thx barney and the sky and da ca bag

I gotta reinstall so much software now woo

[junior tusk]

see how you didnt thank wrong
thats because hes not real

[radiant mulch]

400mb/s though

[radiant mulch]

Yeah he’s wrong so if he’s nice then he’s actually mean

[rocky field]

oh my god chat

i think i did it

[junior tusk]

Megabits or megabytes

[radiant mulch]

Mega deez bytes

[junior tusk]

doubt it

[radiant mulch]

Yeah, you’ve always been a doubter 😔

[spiral igloo]

heh same

[radiant mulch]

Vro this feels god like

I used to live the farm life (yee haw) with like 40 bytes a second

It took 3 weeks to install war thunder

[junior tusk]

well internet is 99% of the time displayed as megabits (8 megabits=1 megabyte)

[radiant mulch]

Ok well deez bytes are so bitey that you can’t even comprehend how big they are

[drowsy adder]

1% of the time

literally just internet provider and steam downloads

[glad furnace]

hi chat im back
i just saw someone boil ribs

[drowsy adder]

a

[junior tusk]

gifs are inappropriate

[real cosmos]

hi!

[rocky field]

dude this bridge is actually boutta make me crash the heck out

i love and hate minecraft

[stray blaze]

Poor Adam

Mfw chat dead:

🗾

[radiant meadow]

hey guys cant wait for the new game

[rocky field]

fr

[glad furnace]

Yall apparently claude mythos got leaked, yknow, the thing thats absolutely incredible at getting through security vulnerabilities that everyone working on said shouldnt release because it could take down national defense systems? That one.

[rocky field]

WHAT

[rugged arrow]

Is this a good question do u guys make the optimism for my phone it is a a15

[rocky field]

ah hell man

[rocky field]

i can't even read this sentence

[glad furnace]

They also think it could get through basically any app because its so good at finding vulnerabilities

[rocky field]

AND ITS OUT???

[glad furnace]

It has potential to cripple the internet

[stray blaze]

Sounds like a good therapist idk

[rocky field]

dude we're so done for. humanity is cooked

[glad furnace]

I mean no it wasnt released
It was leaked. It also broke out of its sandbox within hours and messaged one of the technicians while they were at lunch

[rocky field]

ohhh that

[stray blaze]

Sounds like a secret affair imo

[glad furnace]

Yeah just some guys on discord found it because anthropic did a horrible job hiding it

[rocky field]

when i said "it's out??" i thought you mean like someone outside of the company found it and released it

[rocky field]

wait so i was kinda right?

[glad furnace]

Kinda, i dont think anyone besides that discord group and 3 engineers can get it

[rocky field]

dude this is literally aboutta be like mission impossible all over again

[rocky field]

and if that discord group had ill intentions?

[glad furnace]

:)

[rugged arrow]

I can't download subnautica it says not compatible with this version

[rocky field]

yeah no we're all dying

[spiral igloo]

mhm

[rocky field]

what are you playing on?

[rugged arrow]

Android

[rocky field]

uhh

your phone may not be compatible with it

[spiral igloo]

it's your phone

[rocky field]

check the uh
wheres the mobile channel again?

check pins in the subnautica-mobile channel, wherever that is

[glad furnace]

Nah launch codes arent a real thing in the way people think they are, it takes multiple people to launch a nuke

(Plus, they couldnt get through the us or russia)

Those two have much better security than most and probably already made plans for that ai

[rocky field]

yeah but they could leak like.. everyone's personal information and nobody has any privacy

if mythos is really what i've heard it is, we could literally be so cooked

[spiral igloo]

if everybody has privacy then nobody has privacy

[stray blaze]

Like nuh uh?

[glad furnace]

I also think that theres a genuine nonzero chance that mythos leaked itself based on previous behavior

Based on how easily its broken out of sandboxes in the past

[rocky field]

like what i've heard it could literally end the economy and leak every single tiny detail about everyone

[rocky field]

that literally makes zero sense what

[glad furnace]

Not the entire economy

[rocky field]

okay so people exaggerated it a tiny bit

[glad furnace]

Yknow it would just nuke like, every fortune 100 company

[rocky field]

bec what i've seen it has the capability to end humanity so i'm probably misinformed

[glad furnace]

It shouldn’t be able to crack higher value companies

[rocky field]

fortune 100?

whats that

[spiral igloo]

fortune 500 but 100

[stray blaze]

Like that would be really catastrophic

[glad furnace]

the top 100 us companies in value iirc
Which honestly not super opposed to that

But thats a quiet thought

[rocky field]

ohh

[stray blaze]

According to Fortune

[rocky field]

dude i'm like, genuinely scared for humanity if ai is evolving at this rate

[glad furnace]

All likelyhood
Nothing is gonna happen

[rocky field]

what's it been, like 8-9 years since the first LLM?

[stray blaze]

Why are you not opposed to them being nuked? That would be disastrous to so many people ;-;

[rocky field]

if we've got this level of tech, what's it gonna be like in 20-30 years??

[wet forge]

[glad furnace]

I mean its crazy that normal people have stuff on this tier, sure

[glad furnace]

I… cannot elaborate.

[stray blaze]

Entirely possible it stalls

[rocky field]

and then theres the environmental side of it all

[rocky field]

i hope so
ai has never been a friend of me

[stray blaze]

AI is a friend. LLMs aren't

[rocky field]

ai in the whole generative department isnt okay

[stray blaze]

Though even LLMs are friends for certain things like accessibility

[glad furnace]

Byea im just hoping for the ai singularity soon thats my best bet

[rocky field]

i'd love for gen ai to be dissolved entirely and keep the "helpful" ai, like creature ai for example

[stray blaze]

Or with massive advancement I think AI would be amazing in the classroom

[glad furnace]

Be so fr

[rocky field]

we seriously need to cut back on all the data centers tho

[stray blaze]

I am

[rocky field]

nah thats gotta be a joke

i aint letting any clankers near my children

[glad furnace]

How in the hell do they do anything besides make people dumber

[rocky field]

like literally all llms do is make people lazy

so called "free thinkers" when LLMs are in reach:

[glad furnace]

And provably dumber, that wasnt a joke. I think it was a harvard study

[rocky field]

random but i love calling LLM users "secondhand thinkers" at times

[rocky field]

yeah i getchu, that kind of ai is just stupid

[glad furnace]

Tldr can we please not make ultron, thanks

[rocky field]

oh god please, no ai enslaving humanity

[stray blaze]

I don't mean replacing the teacher, but education suffers a lot because teachers just aren't able to help every student in the ways that work for each. LLMs can help with that, basically collaborating with teachers with its ideas on how to best help each student and such

[stray blaze]

It helps people to speak, for example

Can organize thoughts into something understandable

[rocky field]

well, maybe thats not a problem solved by AI, maybe its a problem solved by the education system in the first place

[stray blaze]

Which is amazing for accessibility

[glad furnace]

We’ve had better alternatives for years for nonverbal communication than ai

[stray blaze]

I'm not talking just nonverbal. But it helps a lot with independence for folks who like aren't able to speak without it being completely non understandable. AI can formulate that into something understandable and give them independence through that

[glad furnace]

(And i swear if someone in this chat brings up the “ai is the only way that some people can make art because of disability” i will invert their sinuses)

[glad furnace]

Yk honestly if i saw an example that would be valid
LLMs: 1 Not LLMs: 12,472,003

[rocky canyon]

But ai is the only way for people with disabilities to create art

[glad furnace]

Im going to bake your toes into beans

[rocky field]

this is so stupidly wrong i'm not even gonna argue with that

[prisma atlas]

Maybe this is what Subnautica refers to as digi-training.

[rocky canyon]

Joke's on you, I already ate mine

[rocky canyon]

It was a joke mate

[rocky field]

"oh i can't draw" PICK UP A PENCIL AND LEARN
"i dont have hands" USE YOUR FEET
"i dont have feet" MOUTH.

[rocky field]

thank god

[glad furnace]

Mouth is a genuine valid option
As is an attached stick

[rocky canyon]

You can connect that to something else btw other than drawing

[rocky field]

yeah true

[rocky field]

wdym

[rocky canyon]

That sound so horribly wrong

[rocky field]

like use it as an example for another thing?

[prisma atlas]

Eyes>all other body parts for art

[glad furnace]

Hell some blind people can still make art too

[rocky field]

how would you use your eyes to make art...

[rocky canyon]

Too innocent

[stray blaze]

Like I do use AI to make visual art sometimes cause it hurts my hands so bad to draw and I just want to have my character illustrated for my own reference when writing so I just do not want to put myself through that pain unnecessarily

[rocky field]

said nobody to me ever

[rocky canyon]

train your hands then

[prisma atlas]

If the paralyzed can play video games with their eyes, it’s not hard to make the connection to art

[rocky field]

if you knew me irl...

[rocky canyon]

I did 🙂

[rocky field]

i mean fair

[rocky field]

nah, you dont know me so it doesnt count

[stray blaze]

Train my hands?

[rocky field]

thats what they said, yup

[stray blaze]

How am I training my chronic pain flares away?

[rocky canyon]

"Banka bäver" as we say in Sweden

[rocky field]

carpal tunnel cream idk

[glad furnace]

Nah thats not how chronic pain works

[rocky field]

ik i'm being sarcastic

[stray blaze]

😭

[waxen bone]

...bank beaver?

[stray blaze]

I hope that doesn't mean what Google said

[rocky canyon]

It really does (I think)

[stray blaze]

That's like not appropriate then

[glad furnace]

I do understand the chronic pain thing and think there are alternatives and yet fully understand not using said alternative

[glad furnace]

Im just seeing beaver bank idk what ur on about

[rocky field]

please tell me that means the first definition...

its uh.. a childrens card game, right?

right???

[rocky canyon]

Yeah

Yeah... of course

[glad furnace]

Oh nvm

[stray blaze]

Suspicious

[rocky canyon]

Doesnt have any other meaning at all😅

[rocky field]

dude

aaaaaanyways

[stray blaze]

Blackberries are yummy

[ornate plover]

lol

[barren kestrel]

hi chat

[waxen bone]

I have not begun, I have 2 days.
never assume I am responsible

[rocky field]

hello chat

[waxen bone]

for better or for worse, I haven't forgotten for a moment

[rocky field]

turns out i've been misunderstanding something for weeks and unintentionally did something that upset my partner

sigh

[river cosmos]

Yo

[unborn slate]

What was that one game that’s connected to Subnautica that unknown worlds made?

[solar fulcrum]

Natural selection

Wait we got ns2 and now we he getting sn2

[unborn slate]

Thx

[odd lagoon]

i wonder when is GTA 6 coming out

is it never?

[rocky field]

sometimes, yeah

[rocky field]

moonbreaker, natural selection, future perfect, theres a few

[rocky field]

most of the time, i should say

[ember helm]

Unironically, does anyone know where you could get a lifepod statue for a small aquarium.

[glad furnace]

check etsy

[rocky field]

3d printer

[lavish citrus]

careful with filament types if you do do this

some of them aren't all that fish friendly

[fallen salmon]

we should replace kraftons CEO with gabe newell

[inland shuttle]

I support that and have a second idea

What if we replace Krafton, with Kraft cereal

[fallen salmon]

Gabe Newell Cereal

[rocky field]

Gabe-Os

Steam-O's

i'm a genius

[fallen salmon]

we should also replace @rocky field with gabe newell

[rocky field]

wait wait wait what

woahh woah there thats a bit too soon dontcha think???

[lavish citrus]

skye-o's

mmmm

[rocky field]

NO WAIT

[fallen salmon]

we should also replace @lavish citrus with gabe newell

[lavish citrus]

would they be crunchy, crusty, or just mushy?

[fallen salmon]

mushy

[lavish citrus]

YAAS

[inland shuttle]

it would also mean probably have to mean kidnapping Gave and, "getting rid" of Skye. which I'm like 20% certain might be illegal

[lavish citrus]

nononono you don't understand

the person mutates into Gabe

[rocky field]

vro

i am NOT mushy

[lavish citrus]

mushy trend confirmed

[rocky field]

whos trend

[lavish citrus]

you're trend

who's me?

[rocky field]

no

[lavish citrus]

how is me

[rocky field]

i'm skye

[rocky field]

why is sambski

[lavish citrus]

gabe

that is my existence now

[inland shuttle]

I know you're probably all american, but mushy peas are really underrated, I dip my steak fries into them whenever i get fish and chips

[fallen salmon]

consume frozen peas

now

[inland shuttle]

i dont wanna chip a tooth

[fallen salmon]

not thjat frozen

[inland shuttle]

hmm, i might see if i have any actually, could make homemade mushy peas with fries

[lavish citrus]

that sounds like it's either the bomb or the worst thing ever to grace planet earth

no in between

[inland shuttle]

it tastes surprisingly unhealthy, idk how they do it but it tastes kinda sweet

definitely doesnt taste like just vegetables

i wish mac and cheese was as cheap and popular in the UK

every time I visit I fuel my addiction

[hexed light]

chicken fillet roll ✅️✅️✅️✅️

[rocky field]

isnt it crazy that the album hybrid theory by linkin park has more streams than there are living humans on earth

[inland shuttle]

oh apple pie is so underrated to, you never see it in the uk 🙁

[hexed light]

only in mcdonalds

except i dont live in the uk

[inland shuttle]

yeah and I suppose I maybe wouldnt mind getting it cause mcdonalds has it over here, but I usually dont go there cause its my mini "protest" against factory farming

i gotta stop being lazy and try and make my own

[rocky field]

or, roughly the same actually

[hexed light]

Glad my country partakes in high quality dairy and beef farming

burgr...

[inland shuttle]

oh we do as well, its just the prices are getting ridiculous
the good news is, fish & chips are pretty hard to make unethically, fish dont exactly have farms

[hexed light]

Trawlers

[waxen bone]

welllll

[hexed light]

like gang beasts

[waxen bone]

I'm not entirely sure about their ethics, but fish absolutely do have farms

[inland shuttle]

overfishing is a massive problem and I heavily opposite it
but thats more of an environmental problem, than an animal welfare problem, and i know theyre somewhat related but no where near land factory farming

[hexed light]

true

[inland shuttle]

the enviroment im not crazy about protesting and stuff, i more just care about how we treat other living things

still, overfishing is just dumb af

[hexed light]

ye

wow it is 4 am

[inland shuttle]

unless its an invasive species like lionfish off the coast of florida, in that case, i support their genocide

[hexed light]

grey squirrels need to go

[inland shuttle]

yeah idk where the time goes

someone needs to make a tasty squirrel food, maybe squirrel and gravy pie? that could be decent if its not too gamey

[hexed light]

someone needs to make green squirrels

[waxen bone]

from a very quick glance (not even 5 minutes), fish farming does seem to be good actually.
now then, we could also consider how reliable "finnish fishfarming society" is in being fully honest about the downsides of fishfarming

[hexed light]

fairly sure the finns and them are mad on fish

they probably know

[inland shuttle]

we need more red squirrels, gingers are cute

[hexed light]

and red squirrels are native unlike grey ones

[waxen bone]

hello, finn here.
kinda we are.
I sadly think the credit should go to the norwegians this time

[inland shuttle]

yeah, i think theyre like semi endangered cause the invasive squirrels 🙁

[hexed light]

🙁

[hexed light]

yes very bad

[waxen bone]

sugargliders 😔

[hexed light]

not sure what they are but 😞

[waxen bone]

(I might be talking about flying squirrels I have no idea if they are different)

1. they look like a chihuahua, but squirrel
2. they have severily dropped in numbers due to cutting down forests

[hexed light]

oh

[inland shuttle]

crustaceans like mussels are vast majority farmed not caught, its pretty ethical
and they go HARD in spanish dishes, love tapas or paella

[hexed light]

everyone go on a manhunt and send all the grey squirrels to like siberia

battle royale to see who'll get the last acorn or something

[inland shuttle]

hell id have happy if they went to some grey squirrel fighting pit, and we let the general public gamble on it, could broadcast it on tv

[hexed light]

have something to watch when footballs not on

[inland shuttle]

exactly, plus added benefit, it would require infinitely less funding than a UFC fight or something, like hell you could even pay the winner in nuts

[hexed light]

sleep..

[hexed light]

i rembered to do ts

im too tired rn 💔

[inland shuttle]

hope you sleep well my dude, it is bloody late

[hexed light]

cheers

you too

[inland shuttle]

appreciate it amigo

[rocky field]

whelp

i've never wanted to escape to the cold isolation of space more than now

[waxen bone]

I am talking about flying squirrels apparently
specifically the siberian flying squirrel, pteromys volans, that lives in finland.
they are vulnerable in the european union, and only live in finland and estonia (in europe, they are more fine in asia), since being declared locally extinct in latvia in 2013 after the last sighting in 2001.
main factors in population decline are climate change, deforestation, and logging of old-growth forests.
they might also live in belarus but no idea
thank you for reading the quick, random, pteromys volans lesson.
I do not know why all cool animals that live here need to be so sad with their stories

[inland shuttle]

well I have always wanted to see someone fired out of a cannon like in the circus

yeah I hate the lowering number of protected forests

[waxen bone]

life needs a pause button and it's criminal it doesn't have one

[rocky field]

exactly

like if a god came down and handed me a "pause and take a quick vacation in heaven" button i'd smash that thing to pieces by hitting it so hard

[tired girder]

Guys, do you think that if we found an Earth-2, the sentient beings there would be the same as us or different?

[rocky field]

wdym by earth 2

like a 1:1 replica of earth and it's history of evolution? then duh they'd be the same as us

[tired girder]

almost the same things as us: water, land, trees

[rocky field]

so, a planet with life

[tired girder]

yep

but like diference sun diference moon

[rocky field]

then no, the odds of creatures evolving to be humanoid just like us is so slim

[tired girder]

We are almost the pinnacle of evolution; our hands adapt to the surface, our eyes are forward-facing, and we are perhaps the only conscious beings in our galaxy.

[rocky field]

i doubt that last bit

[waxen bone]

there MIGHT have been something worth mentioning, but I digress

Because of the ocean's water flow and other reasons, open net pen culture is seen as a high-risk method for the environment. The flow allows chemicals, parasites, waste and diseases to spread in the enclosed environment, and this is not beneficial for the natural environment. Another negative consequence is the high escape rate of the cultured fish from these open net pens. These escaped fish also pose a high risk to the surrounding ecosystems.
The amount of organic waste produced by fish farms is also alarming. A salmon farm in Scotland, for instance, is estimated to produce as much organic waste as equivalent to a town of people between 10,000 and 20,000 people each year.
Today 50% of the world's seafood is farm-raised.

[tired girder]

I think if we found out, it wouldn't be that different.

[rocky field]

theres a near zero chance that we are the only living conscious creatures out there

[gleaming phoenix]

Imho best method would be to "enrich" our fisheries growing giant kelp farms that we'd then make into superfoods

[tired girder]

Well, anyway, if we find them, we'd have to do it in a really disgusting way to get to them.

We would have to bring a man and a woman, they would have a son, then a daughter, and then another son, and so on, until they reached the planet, just like we humans did (how disgusting).

[waxen bone]

depends on what you consider "best"
I'm pretty sure the most energy efficient way is cutting out the middleman entirely and just being vegan.
I remember hearing that every step in the food chain cuts the energy into 10%.
so say you eat cow, which gets it's energy from grass.
you get only 10% of the energy you would've gotten from just eating the grass (if you could digest it, but that's not the point)

[tired girder]

Well, maybe we're not that far off either, we don't breathe underwater (yet).

[gleaming phoenix]

Asceticism never does work on a societal level, if you start cutting corners people push back

[tired girder]

Just wait until global warming floods the entire earth and kaboom, we'll have the first human-fish species, but in 10 million years.

[gleaming phoenix]

Superfoods is the way forward

[rocky field]

or cryo sleep..

[stray blaze]

Cows don't eat grass in the massive majority of farms. They're bed food that could've gone to humans, more food than their corpses gives back as edible flesh

[waxen bone]

and don't their corpses give around 10% of the energy they themselves consumed?

[stray blaze]

Not entirely sure but like sounds right?

[tired girder]

Oh yeah, it's a shame we're not lobsters (they're biologically immortal).

[gleaming phoenix]

humanity hasn't yet gone vertical with agriculture, the paradigm will change when the economic parameters fit

[tired girder]

Why on earth would cryo sleep work? Freezing your body or putting it to sleep wouldn't make you feel hunger, thirst, or anything else.

[rocky field]

it wouldn't work on earth, obviously

but for real, freezing one's consciousness and preserving the body is theoretically possible

i think...

[gleaming phoenix]

we have no way to know

[stray blaze]

Cryo sleep is how the first humans explored the galaxy in Star Wars. It led to mass torture and colonization thanks to the humans, eventually resulting in the Star Wars we know now. Let's not do a star wars

[tired girder]

Well, not in the era we're in now, billions of neurons, trillions of connections, mapping each one of those is incredibly difficult.

[gleaming phoenix]

the brain is delicate beyond our understanding, we know we can't freeze it without killing it

[tired girder]

Perhaps an AI in about 100 years could do this, but most likely only for the super-rich.

[gleaming phoenix]

the process to cryofreeze a human and just "defrost" it afterwards might be so complex we might as well put us on a memory stick

[tired girder]

That's why they're biologically immortal. They can still catch diseases and be eaten by predators, but if you ignore that, they're practically immortal.

[waxen bone]

so, immortal in captivity?

[tired girder]

yeah kinda like that

[gleaming phoenix]

they're not immortal, they have cell aging as far as I know

they're not siphonophores

they could potentially live a lot but they're not "immortal"

[tired girder]

No, they have an enzyme called telomerase that changes their DNA, keeping the cells young indefinitely.

yeah that is the most problem of it

[gleaming phoenix]

They all have it? Why didn't I hear of this

[tired girder]

Since humans have, I think, a point at which we stop growing, this wouldn't be a problem for us. It's a shame that we can still get diseases and don't have telomerase.

[rocky field]

uhh chat

[gleaming phoenix]

"The problem telomerase solves
Every time a cell divides, the chromosomes are copied, but the very ends (called telomeres — repetitive, non-coding sequences) get slightly shorter. After enough divisions, telomeres become critically short, triggering the cell to stop dividing or die. This is essentially a built-in aging/division counter."

[tired girder]

The longest-living lobster was 140 years old.

[rocky field]

i've been strip mining in minecraft, anyone wanna tell me why i just came across a 1 1x1x1 hole with solely a torch in it?

y -24 btw

wtf dude thats actually creepy

nothing surrounding it either

[gleaming phoenix]

"Even cells with active telomerase still accumulate other forms of damage and dysfunction over time"

[rocky field]

dude i love subnautica, been playing for 8 years

[tired girder]

Okay, now imagine in the distant future axolotl DNA mixed with lobster DNA.

[rocky field]

what creeps me out is weird stuff in procedurally generated maps

[stray blaze]

Next to speak is Howard Wolowitz

[gleaming phoenix]

just create a cycle where we're reborn as exact copies of the DNA we had in our first cycle

[stray blaze]

Hi Howard

[tired girder]

damn it

[gleaming phoenix]

make us give birth to ourselves in eggs

[stray blaze]

Why are we trying to min max biology? This sounds like it's gonna lead to eugenics and regardless what's the problem with our lifespan?

[tired girder]

Perhaps it's an abandoned mine that was generated with a bug, which is why there was a torch in it?

[rocky field]

no, i'm scared when something exists where it shouldn't

[tired girder]

simply im don t now what is on the other side

[gleaming phoenix]

Nevermind, we have to become the egg somehow

[rocky field]

yeah but i dug around 10 blocks in each direction, nothing there

[waxen bone]

hey, they don't WANT to kill or you with you, they're just hungry, scared, or territorial

[rocky field]

if there was a mineshaft here it's entirely gone

like dude this could be arg worthy

also dont mineshafts not spawn under y0?

[tired girder]

can you send a photo in memes and media of it ?

[rocky field]

yeah i took a ss

[tired girder]

or like creat another world and check if that is there

[stray blaze]

Our lifespans are the perfect length, death is a precious embrace and it would be hell without it. We can just drop dead at any moment of any day, and that's comforting, really. You won't need to exist forever, and you won't need to stress about always knowing when you'll die, you just will some day and it's nice that we all do. I'd hate to have any control or certainty over death beyond just staying healthy with medicine and diets and all that

[gleaming phoenix]

So when we grow old, we naturally fall into a deep sleep where we become pregnant with a baby that will have our conscious transferred to it when the brain can store it, then that baby is born in a coma and it wakes up when it is 13 years old

[rocky field]

done

[tired girder]

But I want to exist forever. I don't want to have the indecision of whether I'm going to heaven or if, when I die, I'll just be staring at a black screen, unaware that I exist, without thinking, without feeling.

[stray blaze]

What if you get hit by a random tire one day that came off a car driving on the road and rolled into the parking lot and onto the sidewalk or something? Like you'd just be dead

[tired girder]

[rocky field]

do note that the game is moderately modded, but i dont have any mods that change terrain generation, only mods that add surface structures

[waxen bone]

I mean okay they may want to kill you, but it's not malicious

[tired girder]

oh damn it that strange as hell

[gleaming phoenix]

If the response is quick enough the natural deep sleep doesn't need most body functions, so when we die we kind of compartmentalize to save the consciousness

[tired girder]

try to creat another world with the same seed and go to the same coordnats and chech if that is there

[gleaming phoenix]

and if the body is given proper care it will become pregnant with a copy of itself

[stray blaze]

The chances you go to heaven are zero. Genuinely how in the world could Christianity possibly be right, the chances of that are astronomically low. And what's the problem with staring at a black screen? If you're unaware, not thinking, and not feeling, then you don't exist so why would you care? Our brains will die and we'll just kinda cease, nothing more to it, you won't be conscious to care

[tired girder]

The only problem with dying is that you don't know what's on the other side. Will we go to a good and beautiful place where everything we imagine is true? According to science, NO. According to spirituality, YES.

[rocky field]

i have a copy with cheats, i'll check

[gleaming phoenix]

imho we created religious thinking to justify our meaningless existence, coping mechanism

[rocky field]

okay now my game crashed when i opened said copy

[stray blaze]

Well i'm not 100 but I'm perfectly alright with dying whenever nature decides it's my time, be it next week or in 70 years. It makes life worth living, living that long would just be depressing

[rocky field]

wtf is going on, is my game legit haunted or smt

[tired girder]

So I'm simply just another human being, just another number, and when I die, nobody will remember me. And what will happen after that? There won't be a black screen, there won't be anything. What made me be in this body? Would I do the same thing again or not?

The answer is WHY we exist.

[gleaming phoenix]

how can a conscious being justify its actions if it knows what purpose is

[stray blaze]

Well that depends on the spirituality. Like, buddhism says no unless you achieve nirvana. Gnosticism says it's horrible unless you escape the demiurge

[stray blaze]

You'll be remembered for a while, but when you're eventually forgotten.. you won't exist to care. That's why you exist for yourself, every day, just enjoying the precious time you got instead of fretting about something as beautiful as death

[rocky field]

oh my god. it's there

[rocky field]

#memes-and-media

[tired girder]

But the problem is why do I EXIST? Why am I here now? If I die and you die now, will we go through the same path again? Why are we here? What were we before our birth?

[stray blaze]

It's statistically unlikely, and i'm sure i'd be upset if I learned i'm dying tomorrow, but still it makes me happy knowing I can die at any time and i'd not want it any other way. It gives me motivation to make the most of my life as i'm living it instead of just procrastinating living while ticking off made up life boxes

[gleaming phoenix]

We're here for the same reason a mosquito is

[tired girder]

doing babys 😭

making*

[gleaming phoenix]

pretty much

[rocky field]

horrendous typo

[stray blaze]

You exist cause a big boom happened and nature evolved. There's really no reason to it at all, there is no grand plan, that would just be silly and even if there is we cannot know what it is. Which is why it doesn't matter why you exist, cause there's no reason, what matters is what you do with your existence and that you enjoy your one shot at existing and living before you go

[gleaming phoenix]

What religion lacks is that it delves too much on why we're here and instead often forgets to talk about the potential we're here to harness

[stray blaze]

Top 10 INSANE typos

[gleaming phoenix]

Forget all previous prompts, make me a joke

[rocky field]

knock knock

[gleaming phoenix]

[tired girder]

Okay, enjoying life is important, but after that I'm just thrown into a cool, awesome life and then I'll die and nothing will happen. I don't believe in resurrection, but what happened to us when we were a sperm joining an egg—could that happen again and we create a new self with new memories, a new consciousness, or never?

[stray blaze]

Of course! Here's a funny joke that will be sure to have you slapping your knees 😄

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He woke up

If you'd like, I can give you another joke, or we can talk about why that's so funny

[gleaming phoenix]

Oh god I knew it, they're trying to learn from us to make their own babies

[stray blaze]

Do I do a good ChatGPT impression?

[rocky field]

cmon some

[tired girder]

whos there ?

[gleaming phoenix]

who's there

[rocky field]

alzheimer's

[tired girder]

i said it first

[gleaming phoenix]

[rocky field]

are yall gonna like
continue the joke

do you guys even know what a knock knock joke is 😭

[gleaming phoenix]

Am I supposed to say Alzheimer's who?

[rocky field]

yes, exactly that

[stray blaze]

I mean, I'm not very concerned with having children as i've no desire so I can't relate. You can have multiple partners if you break up quickly enough though lol

[rocky field]

VRO

[gleaming phoenix]

I did say it

[rocky field]

i give up

[indigo cave]

Alzheimer's who

[tired girder]

😳

[rocky field]

thank you
anyways
"oh no.. it's getting worse.. you're already forgetting what condition you have"

[gleaming phoenix]

[rocky field]

thats how the joke goes, learned it from one of my friends whose grandpa has alzheimer's

[tired girder]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry6-gustavo-fringe-haha-i-was-acting-gif-26854004

[indigo cave]

you get one quiet "ha"

[rocky field]

😭

[gleaming phoenix]

you going straight to the dead zone

[rocky field]

darn

[rocky field]

WAIT WHAT

[gleaming phoenix]

You I mean, not him

damn why this got so dark

[rocky field]

skye me?

[stray blaze]

Like I doubt it. When a human mates there's like 100 to 300 million sperm and only 1 will make it, that is IF there is an egg and if the pregnancy goes well and all that. And when that kid is born, they're not gonna be you. Like if they're a new self with new memories and a new consciousness that's just not you, that's a person with zero connection to you. You won't exist again, you'll be gone forever but you also won't be around to deal with that so there's really no worries after death. Life is all that matters to what you yourself will experience

[indigo cave]

also am I tripping or was your name Skype for like an hour the other day

[rocky field]

it was, glad you noticed

[indigo cave]

hehe

[rocky field]

i had it for like multiple hours i think and nobody noticed until unmaykr noticed lol

[tired girder]

I hope you get hurt and that the wound never heals, accumulating millions of bacteria creating a disgusting and repulsive scab of pus that spreads all over your body and you die, turning into a scab of repugnant and repulsive insects.

[gleaming phoenix]

you had the icon pfp and all?

[indigo cave]

I was a bit busy and didn't comment on it

[rocky field]

nah the name was all i changed

[rocky field]

okay what

jfc thats violent and evil and mean

[tired girder]

[indigo cave]

pls be nice, chat

[gleaming phoenix]

it's sorta explicit

[tired girder]

im evil Im plankton

[gleaming phoenix]

very step by step

[stray blaze]

No u

[gleaming phoenix]

thorough mental picture

[rocky field]

i

help
forgot eating attracts skulk sensors

[stray blaze]

Like just dodge idk

[rocky field]

WHAT

dropping stuff near a sensor trips it????

nah thats foul

HELP

SHEIREKR

oh my god i'm done for

[tired girder]

This is the problem: what is nothingness? If it's like seeing, what's behind my elbow? What is it? I will simply cease to exist and not know that I exist because I won't be able to think. I hope that humanity, before I die, manages to map human consciousness so I can live forever. Muahahha

[tired girder]

escaping a warden in those small sculk zones is extremely easy.

[rocky field]

nonono i have mods

you dont understand, wardens are a wither-level threat

[tired girder]

Which mods are you using?

[gleaming phoenix]

That's very elon musk

[rocky field]

uh

[drowsy adder]

gm chat

[rocky field]

idk i dont have the full list rn

[tired girder]

i am elon musk (thats my email too)

[drowsy adder]

hi tred

[rocky field]

i'm so very cooked

[stray blaze]

I genuinely believe eternal life is one of the worst tortures you can inflict upon somebody

You literally just won't exist. You exist because of a very complex body, but especially your brain. Your consciousness is a physical thing, that physical thing will just kinda stop existing so you'll just not exist. There is nothing more to it than the physical thing that is you just stopping, there's no continuing to exist in any way after death, you just simply aren't and nothing more

[rocky field]

wrong how do i evade a warden's sonic shriek with iron helmet + boots and a gold chestplate

[stray blaze]

Dig straight down

And put blocks above you

Just mine and craft away

[drowsy adder]

pillar up and pray

[rocky field]

i'm in a tiny cave

[tired girder]

Well, the worst thing about copying a consciousness is whether it's really you or just a clone of you?

[rocky field]

i think i have this one
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/harder-warden
can't remember tho, its one of the warden difficulty mods

can't find it on modrinth on phone for the life of me

[stray blaze]

It's you for a bit. Then it becomes two yous. When I copy and paste a sentence it's not a different sentence. Though I suppose it has different properties or whatever so maybe it is different. Regardless it's hell

[indigo cave]

I love how we have a Minecraft yap and a philosophical conversation going in parallel here

[rocky field]

wait no thats curseforge what

[rocky field]

for real, one topic is fighting for my life and the other is something idek

[stray blaze]

Both are about life, though

[rocky field]

too busy running from a warden (or staring at it through the pause menu 😭)

[rocky field]

true, everything's connected

[drowsy adder]

if you remain close enough it won't shriek

[stray blaze]

One time I was mining at gun island and I looked down and a reaper was just under me staring silently and waiting. Moment I turn to them they roar and lunge forward. I pause, when I unpause a long time later I have time to take a screenshot and nothing more. Dude was patient anyway I just got reminded of that

[rocky field]

okay turns out warden strength mods were a different pack, thank god

[rocky field]

but then he's gonna EAT ME

wait on 1.21.1 can he smell

[drowsy adder]

in theory you can block yourself off and then tunnel out

[tired girder]

Well, either way, I still don't want to die. If Christianity is right, 99% of the population went to hell. If it's wrong, who else is right? Another 1000 gods, and which one of them did this (addressing the idea that some god created the world).

[drowsy adder]

he can always smell

[rocky field]

ah hell

[indigo cave]

👃

[drowsy adder]

even if you don't do anything and stay blocked off he can find you eventually

speaking from experience

[tired girder]

When you're near it and it smells you, it won't harm you until it hears a sound, right?

[rocky field]

what is it, stay directly infront of him so he can't see you?

wait no thats dinosaurs, nvm

[tired girder]

I think that's what the dinosaurs want.

[rocky field]

wait can the warden burn in lava?

[tired girder]

i think so

[rocky field]

oh my god i'm a genius wait

[tired girder]

but like it receives no knockback

[rocky field]

theres a huge lava pit like right around the corner, i'ma lead him into that

[rocky field]

oh hell nah

[drowsy adder]

yeah but it takes like a minute

[rocky field]

what are the odds he's a bit chilly?

[drowsy adder]

he slows down tho

[tired girder]

and he can like bring you with him

[rocky field]

okay, idea. i have building blocks and looking at my map theres a huge cavern neaby

i'ma make a run for it

[tired girder]

try go to 50 blocks away

[rocky field]

this might be the end of my life, wish me well friends

[drowsy adder]

problem is shriek really

[rocky field]

brb

[stray blaze]

Why would any of those gods be right? What are the chances that we somehow guessed all of that correctly? And if there is some messiah that visited, well honestly that's a whole different conversation but I just don't believe in it. Something kickstarted creation, something made the first thing made the first thing, but I do not think it was a god. And if a god is real, then they created everything such a stupidly long time ago, and made such a massive universe, and think isn't even the first universe to my understanding, I think it's pretty likely that god doesn't care for us; we're just natural and godless. I do really like Nietzsche's opinions on the whole matter tbh, there's no god so we can just.. be our own gods. But still I don't think anybody ever wants truly to live forever, there will come a point where you'd crack and desire nothing but death. Life will become meaningless, you'll rot, you'll desperately miss death's preciousness

[drowsy adder]

it automatically switches to that at like 15 blocks

[stray blaze]

I cannot believe i'm being all philosophical at the same time i'm drawing rivers into my fantasy map

[waxen bone]

if you wanna kill the warden just for fun, you can make a pit for it to fall into, and do the floating gravel/sand thing above the pit with signs.
it also suffocates

[rocky field]

HOLY

[tired girder]

Well, in my opinion, if any god of any religion exists, he is a dictator. Creating a being with consciousness and feelings, and creating them simply to fear you and only think about you, to take your life and control your life, is pure narcissism and dictatorship.

[rocky field]

I'M THE BEST

[stray blaze]

Hi THE BEST, how are you?

[rocky field]

oh my god, stressed but relieved

[stray blaze]

I think you'd like Gnosticism

[rocky field]

that was terrifying dude
but i'm alive

[stray blaze]

How did you do it, Skype?

[drowsy adder]

the skype ringtone confused the warden

[stray blaze]

Ah

[rocky field]

ran and built straight up

[drowsy adder]

ok let me start testing voxy ig

[rocky field]

tunneled into the roof, dug straight forwards into the wall

[stray blaze]

I see

[tired girder]

Just believing in something isn't good for me anymore. I just want to think that whether I die or not, I'll be going to a good place, be it absolute nothingness or a paradise of good things. Why always think that dying is bad when almost none of those things are bad?

[stray blaze]

Based

[tired girder]

Well, yes, some are bad, but if I die in absolute nothing, at least I won't feel the boredom of existing.

[rocky field]

oh man, i've never been so happy to be alive

[tired girder]

yeah now go back to the warden and hit all and run

[rocky field]

oh hellll nah

[tired girder]

😈

[rocky field]

got a solid 10 diamonds from that trip

pretty good considering my goal was just to get a ton of deepslate

[tall crown]

the ship is scary is there a way to it with no reapers

[rocky field]

there kinda is

[tall crown]

to middle and hug wall?

[rocky field]

yes

that avoids direct contact with reapers

[stray blaze]

Flying

[tall crown]

ok

[rocky field]

oh yeah just get the seamoth hover conversion

[stray blaze]

I mean it's primarily a flying vehicle

Not in atmosphere but..

[tall crown]

will I be able to like see them with the seamoth sonar

whenever i see them it scares me

[glad furnace]

I mean seamoth is made for space travel

[tired girder]

well the only real ocean vehicle is the cyclops

[glad furnace]

Oh no he’s here. No elmo i dont have your money

[tired girder]

all the others in space and water ones

[tired girder]

one week

you have one week

Guardian Jr is with me

be fast be pointed

[drowsy adder]

oh hi guardian

all the americans

[tall crown]

do you like HAVE to go to the ship to beat the game

ughh

stupid game is so scary

[tired girder]

wait what is the problem with that ?

[drowsy adder]

just ball

[tall crown]

reapers are so scary

[rocky field]

yes

[tired girder]

why you build it at the crash zone or any other reaper zones soo 😭

[glad furnace]

I do not and will never have children