#🤖・commands
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You don't own this item??
Wallet: ⏣ 24,420
Bank: ⏣ 165
pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
tree, pantry, basement
Pls buy bank note
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Basement
You found ⏣ 486, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
I'm keeping an eye
pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
sink, pocket, bed
Bed
You found ⏣ 399, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 275.
pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
LOLL
Ya he meant that
Pls rob @vernal pagoda
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Demon_king_of_flames ⏣ 3,210.
Woa shi
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Quick rob @zealous summit
Pls rob @mystic marten
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Akim ⏣ 2,889.
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
tree, pocket, discord
Tree
You found ⏣ 510, why were you even looking in a tree?
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
glovebox, dumpster, bed
Pls deposit all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Air
what are you THINKING man that's not a valid option from the list??
pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Shop
Why you pinging him
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls biu
Pls inventory
Ant ─ 2
ID ant ─ Sellable
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Exotic Fish ─ 1
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Who should I rob now
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, shoe, hospital
Padlocl
Hospital
Padlock
You found ⏣ 952, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Apple!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
pantry, crawlspace, coat
Coat
You found ⏣ 1,023, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls search
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 14m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
attic, tree, pantry
Pantry
pls shop
Tip: Hate getting everything stolen, tax, and long cooldowns? Being a patron can solve all of that! pls donate
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 14m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
R
@sonic igloo Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, discord, area51
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 334
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages
!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, dog, purse
You successfully sold 3 Garbages for ⏣ 930
pls buy fake id
@vernal pagoda bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 2,000
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, couch, washer
Dog
Couch
You found ⏣ 600, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks
!
Pls beg
pls buy fake id
@vernal pagoda bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 2,000
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls buy
Pls search
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, sink, area51
Area51
You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 13m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 226
Pls buy padlock
@vernal pagoda bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500
Pls search
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 13m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Finished hacking Demon_king_of_flames
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 12m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
Tip: We have a beta bot! https://beta.dankmemer.lol
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 12m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Alcohol — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 20,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 12m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 20,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver — ⏣ 20,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 45,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
mariogamerp has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
Type FREE MONEY now if you want to collect some coins from their coin bomb!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mailbox, vacuum, purse
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, pocket, coat
Mailbox
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 12m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Alcohol — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 20,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
GG @vernal pagoda, you just advanced to level 3!
Coat
You found ⏣ 1,232, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 12m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 20,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver — ⏣ 20,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 45,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
pls buy landmine
@vernal pagoda bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 9,500
Pls shop 3
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, fridge, coat
Coat
You found ⏣ 1,055, wonder how long that's been there!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Candy!
pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 11m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 20,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver — ⏣ 20,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 45,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
Pls search
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 11m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 20,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Life Saver — ⏣ 20,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 45,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 70,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
purse, hospital, sewer
You found ⏣ 777, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls shop 5
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 10m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pizza Slice — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Pepe Coin — ⏣ 625,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pepe Medal — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
You successfully sold 2 Worms for ⏣ 1,550
You successfully sold 1 Exotic Fish for ⏣ 7,750
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,414, niceeee meme bro
Pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls beg
Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Although it got you a lot of internet points and karma, you ended up dying from the tidepod you ate.
You lost all of your coins.
You successfully sold 1 Apple for ⏣ 800
pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
shoe, fridge, area51
Wallet: ⏣ 824,145
Bank: ⏣ 652,889 / 656,739 (99.4%)
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Area51
You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.
Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Pls dep all
⏣ 5,013 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,529.
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, bed, purse
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,529 / 34,858 (18.7%)
You found ⏣ 720, but its covered in old gum...
pls search
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bed, bushes, sewer
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Bed
You found ⏣ 441, so this is what you've been doing at night?
Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
You eat a tidepod and somehow live to see the benefits. You gained a 50% multiplier for 2 hours!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
sewer, glovebox, crawlspace
Pls pm
@sonic igloo oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
shoe, dumpster, bushes
Glovebox
You found ⏣ 930, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
You found ⏣ 1,015, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages
!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, pantry, van
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,588
Couch
You found ⏣ 581, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls fish
Pls dig
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
You successfully sold 2 Garbages for ⏣ 820
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 923 from the ads
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 9m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls shop2
Pls use banknote
You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Hey idiot, page 7 doesn't exist. There's only 6 pages
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 8m)
Fishing Pole ─ ⏣ 15,750 (37% OFF!)
This fishing pole allows you to use the fish command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Alcohol — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 20,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Shovel ─ 10
ID shovel ─ Tool
🦨 Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
2
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563
You turn 2 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 37,061 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 72,029 in total bank space, with 68,399 (95.0%) being expanded storage
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1,010
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 5
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Potato ☭ ─ 1
ID potato ─ Sellable
Purple Phallic Object ─ 1
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 50
ID sand ─ Tool
Orange Phallic Object ─ 5
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
Padlock ─ 11
ID padlock ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls shop 3
Hunting Rifle ─ 2
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Jelly Fish ─ 1
ID jellyfish ─ Sellable
Landmine ─ 6
ID landmine ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 2
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
GG @mystic marten, you just advanced to level 14!
Pls inv
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Junk ─ 3
ID junk ─ Sellable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 11
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
You successfully sold 1 Jelly Fish for ⏣ 16,400
Chill Pill ─ 13
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 109
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 14
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
This event has expired.
YOU'RE IN A GUN FIGHT!
Be the first one to shoot the outlaw!
Type pew pew
Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Apple ─ 8
ID apple ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 17
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Fresh Bread ─ 6
ID bread ─ Sellable
Candy ─ 16
ID candy ─ Power-up
mariogamerp snagged ⏣ 2,862
Pls buy shovel
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
You successfully sold 1 Garbage for ⏣ 226
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dresser, vacuum, sink
You found ⏣ 1,069, good thing the panty fairy visited!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
shoe, dumpster, fridge
You successfully sold 1 Stickbug for ⏣ 4,100
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Shod
what are you THINKING man that's not a valid option from the list??
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 597 from the ads
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 73.
Check balance
Pls use candy
You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 530.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, air, discord
Pls check balance
Laundromat
You found ⏣ 312, now you can do some laundry!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dresser, mailbox, grass
You found ⏣ 1,028, good thing the panty fairy visited!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages
!
You successfully sold 3 Worms for ⏣ 3,075
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
vacuum, bus, washer
You successfully sold 3 Garbages for ⏣ 1,230
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten That's not an option my friend
Vacuum
Pls pm
@sonic igloo oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
@oblique summit bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 3,500
@mystic marten You gave Phazon27 1 laptop, now you have 2 and they've got 1
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
C
@sonic igloo Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 292 from the ads
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls search
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dresser, area51, fridge
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purse, tree, vacuum
You found ⏣ 1,431, why were you even looking in a tree?
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note
!
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 8,653 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 666,272 in total bank space, with 470,876 (70.7%) being expanded storage
Dresser
You found ⏣ 728, good thing the panty fairy visited!
⏣ 13,383 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 666,272.
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 831 from the ads
Pls search
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discord, crawlspace, dumpster
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mels room, shoe, street
Discord
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 475
You found ⏣ 837, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
K
@sonic igloo Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 329 from the ads
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 792 from the ads
Pls bal
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
Wallet: ⏣ 4,045
Bank: ⏣ 6,529 / 72,304 (9.0%)
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 4,100
Pls dep all
⏣ 4,045 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,574.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls search
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air, vacuum, sink
Air
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 226
Pls inv
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Junk ─ 3
ID junk ─ Sellable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 11
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
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couch, pocket, attic
You found ⏣ 1,561 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb
!
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 728 from the ads
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,588
Tip: We get most of our memes from reddit, post to r/dankmemes and get a ton of upvotes to get your meme on the bot!
You successfully sold 3 Junks for ⏣ 678
Pls search
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sewer, fridge, couch
Sewer
You found ⏣ 723, why the heck is this down here
....!!?!!?!!?
Pls search
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dumpster, bushes, area51
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
!
Bushes
You found ⏣ 764, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
You successfully sold 3 Common Fishs for ⏣ 3,390
Pls ball
Pls bal
Pls dep all
⏣ 6,051 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 16,625.
Pls search
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attic, car, hospital
Attic
You found ⏣ 938, I wonder who left that up there
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
Pls search
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couch, dumpster, bank
Couch
You found ⏣ 589, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
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hospital, area51, shoe
Pls dep all
⏣ 589 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,214.
You found ⏣ 839, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 456 from the ads
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
Pls pm
"No I already gave money to the last beggar"
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@sonic igloo Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,093, niceeee meme bro
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls search
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basement, shoe, car
Basement
You found ⏣ 536, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
Pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@sonic igloo Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
No
Bruh
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discord, uber, pocket
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 294
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms
!
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
You successfully sold 3 Worms for ⏣ 3,075
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 745 from the ads
Pls search
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hospital, area51, mels room
Hospital
You found ⏣ 645, did you steal this from a sick person???
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Blue Phallic Objects
!
Pls search
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van, attic, uber
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car, uber, crawlspace
Uber
You found ⏣ 837, did you just steal from your uber driver?
You found ⏣ 445, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls inv
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 2
ID fish ─ Sellable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 11
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 425 from the ads
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 56m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls buy shovel
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
mariogamerp has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
Type SHOW ME THE MONEY now if you want to collect some coins from their coin bomb!
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
You successfully sold 2 Common Fishs for ⏣ 2,260
Pls beg
You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 452
How I check my money
do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them
Finished hacking me
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
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glovebox, hospital, bushes
You found ⏣ 1,025, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs
!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,093, niceeee meme bro
@mystic marten how I check how muck money I got
You successfully sold 3 Common Fishs for ⏣ 3,390
You successfully sold 3 Junks for ⏣ 1,230
@oblique summit bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 3,500
Pls dep all
⏣ 8,376 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 25,590.
Pls search
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car, sink, bushes
@mystic marten You gave Phazon27 1 laptop, now you have 2 and they've got 1
Car
You found ⏣ 318, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls dep all
⏣ 275 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 550.
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Pls search
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bed, bank, uber
K
@sonic igloo Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 233 from the ads
Where do you want to search?
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pocket, bus, bed
Bank
You found ⏣ 147, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Bank Note!
You found ⏣ 952, but its covered in old gum...
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Pls search
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purse, fridge, bus
You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,588
Purse
You found ⏣ 986, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,792, niceeee meme bro
Pls rob @rich yew
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls beg
Pls rob @naive yacht
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ANDRELL ⏣ 500.
Pls rob @vernal pagoda
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Demon_king_of_flames ⏣ 500.
Thmx
Pls search
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bushes, basement, pantry
Pls search
Bushes
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dumpster, mels room, washer
You found ⏣ 602, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls pm
@glacial creek What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Where do you want to search?
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tree, sewer, fridge
f
@glacial creek Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 401 from the ads
Washer
You found ⏣ 558, why was this in your washer lmfao?
You found ⏣ 1,021, why were you even looking in a tree?
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 872 from the ads
F
@sonic igloo Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 820
Brooooo
Pls search
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van, sink, hospital
Sink
You found ⏣ 288 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
pls work
Work for Pro Gamer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
right
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 25,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@vernal pagoda You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@oblique summit bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 3,500
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
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mels room, purse, laundromat
@mystic marten You gave Phazon27 1 laptop, now you have 2 and they've got 1
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bank, sink, van
You found ⏣ 1,485, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Bank Note!
Purse
You found ⏣ 793, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Cell Phone!
House wife
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ants
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck
!
You successfully sold 2 Candys for ⏣ 1
Pls inv
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
You successfully sold 1 Seaweed for ⏣ 1,025
Pls work House wife
You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 4,100
@vernal pagoda Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 5,865 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 675,052 in total bank space, with 476,741 (70.6%) being expanded storage
⏣ 8,780 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 675,052.
You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 452
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls inv 2
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
You successfully sold 2 Seaweeds for ⏣ 1,130
Nice
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 3
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pink Phallic Object ─ 11
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Left
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
@vernal pagoda You need to wait 58m and 52s until you can work again!
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dog, couch, vacuum
Pls work
@sonic igloo You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
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Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
Wallet: ⏣ 876,666
Bank: ⏣ 675,052 / 675,382 (100.0%)
⏣ 165 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 715.
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks
!
Pls dep all
⏣ 4,014 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 29,604.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 14,709
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 715 (100.0%)
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls search
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grass, basement, bank
You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 820
Pls search
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attic, van, mels room
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563
Grass
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
You found ⏣ 882, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 827 from the ads
Attic
You found ⏣ 595, I wonder who left that up there
@mystic marten You need to wait 7m and 11s until you can work again!
How do I get a job
say pls work list
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 49m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
pls work list 4
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 26000 per hour
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 27000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 28000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 29000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 30000 per hour
Pls worklist
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Pls work youtuber
@sonic igloo You need at least 20 hours of work in any job before you can work as a YouTuber. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
say pls work house wife
Pls rob @glacial creek
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rich
🥇 8,424,589 - Crazybear#3195
🥈 2,244,840 - ɰǻƴʼnę#1522
🥉 1,382,162 - ItzTris#6883
🔹 1,198,617 - KeenshortDaddy#2688
🔹 880,876 - mariogamerp#9712
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
Pls work house wife
@sonic igloo Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
Check your DMs for your new ID!
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Ooooo
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dresser, coat, pantry
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, street, sink
Coat
You found ⏣ 1,066, wonder how long that's been there!
You found ⏣ 1,253, but its covered in old gum...
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You successfully sold 2 Worms for ⏣ 2,050
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls search
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, laundromat, bushes
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
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r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Couch
@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
You found ⏣ 610, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Wallet: ⏣ 13,492
Bank: ⏣ 29,604
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
No
@sonic igloo That's not an option my friend
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 16,370
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 715 (100.0%)
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 30 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls dep all
⏣ 13,492 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 43,096.
Pls search
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vacuum, area51, sewer
GG @vernal pagoda, you just advanced to level 4!
Sewer
You drowned in a river of poo and piss, how fun!
Pls buy padlock
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
mariogamerp is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Phazon27's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
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dresser, dumpster, tree
Join heist
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to join a heist against somebody!
Dresser
You found ⏣ 629, good thing the panty fairy visited!
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discord, bus, fridge
Bus
You found ⏣ 721, but its covered in old gum...
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:
Pls use box of sand
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Me
@vernal pagoda
The wind wasn't blowing in your favor and you ended up getting sand in your OWN eyes, good going.
You can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
sorry yo, you're not popular enough and didn't get enough people to rob the bank.
Pls quick rob@sonic igloo
Lol
Wallet: ⏣ 629
Bank: ⏣ 43,096 / 73,459 (58.7%)
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls dep all
⏣ 629 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 43,725.
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into Demon_king_of_flames's face.
Demon_king_of_flames has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
Pls use sad box
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls buy
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 42m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Alcohol — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 20,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Finished hacking Demon_king_of_flames
Pls use box of sand
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Pls buy box of sand
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 721
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 880 (81.3%)
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
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pocket, bed, fridge
@vernal pagoda
This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness
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attic, purse, dog
You found ⏣ 679 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
Pusre
what are you THINKING man that's not a valid option from the list??
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
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vacuum, pocket, bushes
Vacuum
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discord, sewer, dumpster
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 415
Pls search
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area51, fridge, pantry
K
@sonic igloo Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 298 from the ads
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles
!
Fridge
You found ⏣ 868, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Fresh Bread!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 497 from the ads
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls beg
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds
!
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sink, mels room, pantry
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 41m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 1,120
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Sink
You found ⏣ 333 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,294
Bank: ⏣ 43,725 / 73,569 (59.4%)
Pls buy padlock
@sonic igloo bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 1,120
Pls search
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glovebox, laundromat, bus
Bus
Glovebox
You found ⏣ 561, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
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couch, van, dog
Couch
You found ⏣ 612, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs
!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,413
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 990 (72.2%)
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Pls search
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fridge, car, couch
K
@sonic igloo Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Car
You found ⏣ 328, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls work
@sonic igloo You need to wait 51m and 15s until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,741
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 1,045 (68.4%)
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls search
You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
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mailbox, discord, basement
Pls search
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van, hospital, laundromat
Van
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 767, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,508
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 1,045 (68.4%)
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purse, glovebox, bank
Purse
The old lady was actually me in disguise, I KNEW you were coming and I MURDERED YOU for trying to steal from me.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 38m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 1,120
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,329
Bank: ⏣ 43,725 / 73,789 (59.3%)
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 37m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Alcohol — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 20,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Pls search
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bushes, vacuum, mels room
Vacuum
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 1,155 (61.9%)
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@sonic igloo Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls meme
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attic, uber, fridge
Uber
You found ⏣ 698, did you just steal from your uber driver?
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dog, pocket, uber
Pls beg
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your
Laptop is broken lmao
Pls bal
Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,251
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 1,265 (56.5%)
Pls search
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dumpster, grass, shoe
Shoe
You found ⏣ 502, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
Work for Discord Mod - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I w _ _ _ ban you again don't test me
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,120 (68% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock — ⏣ 1,120
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls search
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washer, discord, bed
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 473 and a
Cookie"
Bed
You found ⏣ 462, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!
Pls search
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grass, couch, fridge
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Fridge
You found ⏣ 464, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Corncob!
Pls search
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crawlspace, mels room, mailbox
Mailbox
Pls gift corn @mystic marten
@sonic igloo listen you have one option:
pls gift <amount> <item name> <@user>
Pls search
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bushes, grass, washer
Pls 1 corn @mystic marten
Grass
You found ⏣ 371, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Ant!
Pls inv
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
You successfully sold 1 Ant for ⏣ 1,130
Pls gift 1 corn @mystic marten
@sonic igloo You gave mariogamerp 1 corncob, now you have 0 and they've got 1
Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver and equip it!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Done
@mystic marten You gave Phazon27 ⏣ 3,680 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 895,157 and they've got ⏣ 16,803
Pls fish
Pls inv w
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Cookie ─ 2
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
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sink, grass, bank
You found ⏣ 605 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls inv 2
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
Pls search
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purse, attic, bed
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!
Pls search
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 702 and a
Common Fish"
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discord, mailbox, dog
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,050
Discord
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 167
Attic
You found ⏣ 519, I wonder who left that up there
Pls pm
@sonic igloo What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,367
Bank: ⏣ 715 / 1,485 (48.1%)
K
@sonic igloo Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 238 from the ads
Pls dep all
⏣ 770 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,485.
Pls bal