🤖・commands

[gritty thunder]

Successful Jelly Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Jelly Fish for ⏣ 13,760

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 5,760)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,110, niceeee meme bro

Drake

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 167 "

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 70)

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Too spicy, take a breather

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

Take a chill pill

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mels room, pantry, crawlspace

mariogamerp searched the MELS ROOM

You found ⏣ 757, hope Mel didn't notice you took it...

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 317)

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You'll be able to use this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Bank Note !

You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 24,441 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 477,658 in total bank space, with 302,502 (63.3%) being expanded storage

⏣ 25,926 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 477,658.

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,619, niceeee meme bro
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules

Jake from State Farm

"sure take this non-existent coin"

Imagine begging lol

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, pantry, bed

mariogamerp searched the BED

You found ⏣ 664, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Pink Phallic Object!

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 278)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 688

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 288)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you

Satan

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging lol

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 63,575.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
grass, sink, bed

mariogamerp searched the SINK

You found ⏣ 506 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!

Multi Bonus: +72% (⏣ 212)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you

That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ

"No I already gave money to the last beggar"

Imagine begging lol

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Riad ⏣ 31,286.

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, tree, dresser

mariogamerp searched the TREE

You found ⏣ 864, why were you even looking in a tree?

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 224)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand !

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[thorny shoal]

F OFF

[gritty thunder]

You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into Riad's face.
Riad has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.

[thorny shoal]

pls use sand

[gritty thunder]

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

[thorny shoal]

y

[gritty thunder]

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[thorny shoal]

@mystic marten

[gritty thunder]

You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into mariogamerp's face.
mariogamerp has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bank, basement, dumpster

mariogamerp searched the BANK

You found ⏣ 428, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 111)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Successful Ladybug sale

You successfully sold 1 Ladybug for ⏣ 4,050

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 1,050)

Emilia Clarke

"I maxed my credit cards already"

Imagine begging lol

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 404 from the ads

You got sand thrown in your eyes by another user! You're blinded and you can't see your victim at all! You'll need to wait another 29 minutes and 30 seconds

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, grass, bed

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,180, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 306)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

This event has expired.

SNATCH THE ITEM!

Be the first one to snatch the item by repeating the phrase!

Jul 6, 2021, 11:53 PM

Type snatch

mariogamerp answered first!

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'Snatch the item!' event

mariogamerp obtained ⏣ 5,683 and 1 Apple

[mystic marten]

Pls bal

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,595
Bank: ⏣ 65,553 / 65,883 (99.5%)

😏 · Jul 6, 2021, 11:53 PM

[mystic marten]

Pls search

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mels room, attic, vacuum

Too spicy, take a breather

You'll be able to use this command again in 24 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks !

[mystic marten]

Attic

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow searched the ATTIC

You found ⏣ 775, I wonder who left that up there

Multi Bonus: +30% (⏣ 179)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck !

[mystic marten]

Pls hunt

[gritty thunder]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 3 Junks for ⏣ 810

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 210)

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 2,700

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 700)

[mystic marten]

Pls fish

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,112, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Padlock

Nicki Minaj

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 869 and a Laptop"

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 226)

[mystic marten]

Pls by 2000

Pls bj 200

[gritty thunder]

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ A ♣ 8
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♥ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

S

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You lose! Your opponent reached 21 before you!
You lost ⏣ 200. You now have 8,170.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ A ♣ 8
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♥ 3 ♠ Q ♥ 8
Total - 21

Percent Won: 0%

[mystic marten]

Pls bj 2000

[gritty thunder]

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 4
Total - 14

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

H

[gritty thunder]

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 4 ♣ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

S

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You lose! You have 19, Dealer has 20.
You lost ⏣ 2,000. You now have 6,170.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♣ 10 ♦ 4 ♣ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 3 ♦ 3 ♦ 10 ♦ 4
Total - 20

Percent Won: 0%

[mystic marten]

Pls bj 400

[gritty thunder]

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♥ 6 ♦ Q
Total - 16

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 3 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

S

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You lose! You have 16, Dealer has 20.
You lost ⏣ 400. You now have 5,770.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♥ 6 ♦ Q
Total - 16

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 3 ♦ 7 ♦ K
Total - 20

Percent Won: 0%

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♦ 9 ♥ 2
Total - 11

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ K ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

Pls bj 4000

H

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You win! You have 21!
You won ⏣ 3,886. You now have ⏣ 9,656.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♦ 9 ♥ 2 ♣ Q
Total - 21

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ K ♥ 9
Total - 19

Percent Won: 97%

[thorny shoal]

Pls bal

[gritty thunder]

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

mariogamerp's blackjack game

mariogamerp

Cards - ♣ A ♥ 3
Total - 14

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 7 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

Riad's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 61,036
Bank: ⏣ 2,654,001 / 2,654,001 (100.0%)

😏 · Jul 6, 2021, 11:54 PM

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

mariogamerp's blackjack game

mariogamerp

Cards - ♣ A ♥ 3 ♦ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 7 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

Sheeeesh

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp's blackjack game

You win! You have 19, Dealer has 17.
You won ⏣ 64. You now have ⏣ 299,740.

mariogamerp

Cards - ♣ A ♥ 3 ♦ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 7 ♠ J
Total - 17

Percent Won: 128%

[thorny shoal]

Pls settings passive true

[gritty thunder]

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user

[mystic marten]

Pls settings passive true

[gritty thunder]

Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
area51, purse, tree

mariogamerp searched the AREA51

You found ⏣ 1,120, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 291)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[mystic marten]

Pls bal

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 9,656
Bank: ⏣ 65,553 / 66,158 (99.1%)

😏 · Jul 6, 2021, 11:55 PM

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 2 Worms for ⏣ 1,350

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 350)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 405 from the ads

Rick Astley

"I share money with no-one"

Imagine begging lol

[mystic marten]

Pls dp all

[gritty thunder]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, uber, crawlspace

[ocean zenith]

GG @mystic marten, you just advanced to level 12!

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp searched the UBER

You found ⏣ 763, did you just steal from your uber driver?

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 198)

[mystic marten]

Pls despots all

[gritty thunder]

Woah now, slow it down

This command can be used again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[mystic marten]

Pls deposit all

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[gritty thunder]

⏣ 550 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 66,103.

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

⏣ 1,430 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 479,088.

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 301,948
Bank: ⏣ 479,088 / 479,088 (100.0%)

😏 · Jul 6, 2021, 11:56 PM

[mystic marten]

Pls buy landmine

[gritty thunder]

your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 32 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[mystic marten]

Pls search

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, vacuum, dumpster

[mystic marten]

Car

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow searched the CAR

You found ⏣ 359, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked

Multi Bonus: +5% (⏣ 18)

[mystic marten]

Pls bj 4000

[gritty thunder]

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ 8 ♥ 9
Total - 17

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 9 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

mariogamerp's blackjack game

mariogamerp

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 3
Total - 9

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

S

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You tied with your opponent!
Your wallet hasn't changed! You have ⏣ 9,465 still.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ 8 ♥ 9
Total - 17

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 9 ♠ 8
Total - 17

Percent Won: 0%

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

mariogamerp's blackjack game

mariogamerp

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 3 ♠ 5
Total - 14

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

mariogamerp's blackjack game

mariogamerp

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 3 ♠ 5 ♦ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

mariogamerp's blackjack game

You lose! Your opponent reached 21 before you!
You lost ⏣ 400. You now have 301,548.

mariogamerp

Cards - ♠ 6 ♦ 3 ♠ 5 ♦ 5
Total - 19

Dank Memer

Cards - ♣ 6 ♣ 5 ♥ 10
Total - 21

Percent Won: 0%

[mystic marten]

Pls bj 400

[gritty thunder]

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ 7 ♣ 3
Total - 10

Dank Memer

Cards - ♥ 4 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

H

[gritty thunder]

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ 7 ♣ 3 ♣ 3
Total - 13

Dank Memer

Cards - ♥ 4 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, mailbox, bed

[mystic marten]

H

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You win! You have 21!
You won ⏣ 385. You now have ⏣ 9,850.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♠ 7 ♣ 3 ♣ 3 ♥ 8
Total - 21

Dank Memer

Cards - ♥ 4 ♦ J
Total - 14

Percent Won: 96%

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 968, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 251)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 399 from the ads

2pac

"imagine begging in 2021, gofundme is where it's at"

Imagine begging lol

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

mariogamerp's blackjack game

mariogamerp

Cards - ♣ A ♥ 7
Total - 18

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 2 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

mariogamerp's blackjack game

You win! You have 21!
You won ⏣ 112. You now have ⏣ 303,027.

mariogamerp

Cards - ♣ A ♥ 7 ♦ 3
Total - 21

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 2 ♥ 5
Total - 7

Percent Won: 56%

[mystic marten]

Pls bj 4000

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
air, car, dumpster

What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 3
Total - 6

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

mariogamerp searched the AIR

You found ⏣ 1,548, how the...?

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 402)

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[mystic marten]

H

[gritty thunder]

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 3 ♠ 7
Total - 13

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

[mystic marten]

H

[gritty thunder]

Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 3 ♠ 7 ♠ 7
Total - 20

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 6 ?
Total - ?

K, Q, J = 10 | A = 1 or 11

Spinning your fidget spinner...

[mystic marten]

S

[gritty thunder]

Imsotrash_wow's blackjack game

You win! You have 20, Dealer has 19.
You won ⏣ 4,878. You now have ⏣ 14,728.

Imsotrash_wow

Cards - ♥ 3 ♥ 3 ♠ 7 ♠ 7
Total - 20

Dank Memer

Cards - ♠ 6 ♣ 5 ♦ 8
Total - 19

Percent Won: 122%

Your fidget spinner span for 26 minutes, granting you a 26% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!

Woah now, slow it down

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[mystic marten]

Pls buy landmine

[gritty thunder]

Successful Landmine purchase

@neat pond bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 9,500

Thanks for your purchase!

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 482 from the ads
Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

B Simpson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 118 "

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 45)

[mystic marten]

Pls use landmine

[gritty thunder]

You're in passive mode, you can't use a landmine

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 3 Seaweeds for ⏣ 2,415

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 915)

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 644

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 244)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
crawlspace, mels room, street

mariogamerp searched the STREET

You found ⏣ 1,139, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 432)

Woah now, slow it down

This command can be used again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck !

Slow it down bud

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

you don't own this item lol

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 3,220

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 1,220)

Hold your horses...

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

Woah now, slow it down

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
shoe, sewer, hospital

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,155, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 438)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs !

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 644

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 244)

Woah nelly, slow it down

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 2 Common Fishs for ⏣ 3,220

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 1,220)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 339 from the ads

Señor Pepe

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 345 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 131)

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 1,610

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 610)

You can't use this item :thinking:

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, bushes, mailbox

mariogamerp searched the BUSHES

You found ⏣ 1,355, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 514)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you

Jesus

"lmao imagine thinking I would give you anything"

Imagine begging lol

Take a breather...

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

I don't have "employees"

👍 9131 | 💬 27

You got sand thrown in your eyes by another user! You're blinded and you can't see your victim at all! You'll need to wait another 20 minutes and 49 seconds

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, mailbox, bed

mariogamerp searched the BED

You found ⏣ 712, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Blue Phallic Object!

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 270)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 644

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 244)

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,013

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 763)

Jake Paul

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 558 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 212)

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 6
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 12
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 5
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy ─ 19
ID candy ─ Power-up

Owned Items ─ Page 1 of 5

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 6
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 12
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 5
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy ─ 19
ID candy ─ Power-up

Owned Items ─ Page 1 of 5

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Potato ☭ ─ 1
ID potato ─ Sellable

Box of Sand ─ 38
ID sand ─ Tool

Shovel ─ 9
ID shovel ─ Tool

Fidget Spinner ─ 3
ID spinner ─ Power-up

Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool

Owned Items ─ Page 5 of 5

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable

Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool

Pink Phallic Object ─ 1,037
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable

Pizza Slice ─ 4
ID pizza ─ Power-up

Owned Items ─ Page 4 of 5

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

Landmine ─ 2
ID landmine ─ Tool

Laptop ─ 3
ID laptop ─ Tool

Orange Phallic Object ─ 5
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable

Padlock ─ 6
ID padlock ─ Tool

Owned Items ─ Page 3 of 5

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Chill Pill ─ 16
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 106
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 11
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Owned Items ─ Page 2 of 5

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

You've eaten an apple! For the next 36 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
air, dumpster, area51

mariogamerp searched the AREA51

You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.

no stonks 4 u

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 327,201
Bank: ⏣ 479,088 / 480,023 (99.8%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 12:03 AM

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

⏣ 1,045 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 480,133.

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao

Default Jonesy

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 719 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 273)

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 2,818

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 1,068)

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 1,610

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 610)

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 1,610

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 610)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, attic, grass

mariogamerp searched the CAR

You found ⏣ 696, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Padlock!

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 264)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone

Kim Jong Un

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 707 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +61% (⏣ 268)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
area51, attic, bus

mariogamerp searched the AREA51

You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.

no stonks 4 u

Bork Bork! 🐶

mariogamerp#9712 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 332,706
Bank: ⏣ 480,133 / 480,518 (99.9%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 12:07 AM

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Fishing Pole !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 646 from the ads

Your drunk self

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging lol

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 540

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 140)

every dude with a kid felt that

👍 9523 | 💬 40

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
grass, couch, tree

mariogamerp searched the COUCH

You found ⏣ 667, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 173)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 955, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Apple
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules

Minecraft Steve

"I would not share with the likes of you"

Imagine begging lol

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
uber, van, washer

mariogamerp searched the VAN

The guy in the van promised you candy, and you actually believed him? You died lmao.

no stonks 4 u

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,036, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Apple

Lady Gaga

"begone thot"

Imagine begging lol

Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing 'pls vote'!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 540

Multi Bonus: +35% (⏣ 140)

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Box Contents for @mystic marten
⏣ 48,749
3 Coin Bomb

Take a chill pill

You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

Box Contents for @mystic marten
⏣ 27,227
3 Laptop

Box Contents for @mystic marten
⏣ 7,508
1 Bank Note

Hold your horses...

This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

You don't own this item??

You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

You turn 4 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 58,157 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 539,005 in total bank space, with 360,659 (66.9%) being expanded storage

⏣ 58,872 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 539,005.

SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

RARE EVENT!

Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2021 into chat!
BOSS
:rage:

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
pantry, street, sink

mariogamerp searched the STREET

You found ⏣ 957, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.

Multi Bonus: +55% (⏣ 340)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object !

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 483 from the ads

Successful Garbage sale

You successfully sold 3 Garbages for ⏣ 930

Multi Bonus: +55% (⏣ 330)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bushes, car, coat

mariogamerp searched the BUSHES

You found ⏣ 862, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick

Multi Bonus: +55% (⏣ 306)

Take a chill pill

You can run this command again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Timmy

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 89 "

Multi Bonus: +55% (⏣ 32)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,028, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Tidepod

Slow it down bud

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

You eat a tidepod and somehow live to see the benefits. You gained a 50% multiplier for 2 hours!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, air, couch

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,216, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 623)

Spinning your fidget spinner...

Your fidget spinner span for 13 minutes, granting you a 13% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,815

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 2,065)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 554 from the ads

Ariana Grande

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 404 "

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 219)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, car, hospital

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,564, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 847)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks !

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 665 from the ads

Donald Glover

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,566 and a Candy"

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 848)

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 3 Junks for ⏣ 1,308

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 708)

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,180

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 1,180)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, couch, mailbox

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,350, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 731)

Take a chill pill

You'll be able to use this command again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Take a breather...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Woah nelly, slow it down

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
uber, hospital, sink

This event has expired.

YOU'RE IN A FARMING CONTEST!

Grow the largest crop!

Jul 7, 2021, 12:17 AM

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,908, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 1,033)

Type potato potato potato

mariogamerp answered first!

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'You're in a farming contest!' event

mariogamerp secured ⏣ 4,646

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao
Tip: Want to know your stats? Type pls profile --help to get started!

Cersei Lannister

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 208 "

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 113)

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,725

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 1,475)

you don't own this item lol

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 872

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 472)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, purse, tree

mariogamerp searched the BUS

You found ⏣ 1,206, but its covered in old gum...

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 653)

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 448,238
Bank: ⏣ 539,005 / 540,215 (99.8%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 12:18 AM

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discordbotlist.com is temporarily giving TRIPLE REWARDS! · Jul 7, 2021, 12:19 AM

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, sewer, purse

mariogamerp searched the SEWER

You found ⏣ 1,557, why the heck is this down here

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 843)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug !

Successful Stickbug sale

You successfully sold 1 Stickbug for ⏣ 4,360

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 2,360)

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 578 from the ads

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,180

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 1,180)

Hannah Montana

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 746 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 404)

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,180

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 1,180)

Finished hacking dank,,memer

The totally real and dangerous hack is complete

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dog, shoe, sink

what are you THINKING man that's not a valid option from the list??

🎱 sure, I literally couldn't care less

🎱 im not sure but ur def stupid

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, grass, area51

mariogamerp searched the AREA51

You found ⏣ 1,675, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
And you lucky ducky, you also found a 📦 Normie Box!

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 907)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, sink, bus

mariogamerp searched the COUCH

You found ⏣ 1,380, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 747)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel !

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 554 from the ads

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 1 Seaweed for ⏣ 1,090

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 590)

B Simpson

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 456 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 247)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dog, discord, basement

mariogamerp searched the DOG

You found ⏣ 1,073, that poor poor dog...

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 581)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

Successful Exotic Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Exotic Fish for ⏣ 10,900

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 5,900)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 644 from the ads

Joe Montana

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,104 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 598)

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

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Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
air, vacuum, laundromat

mariogamerp searched the AIR

You found ⏣ 1,444, how the...?

Multi Bonus: +118% (⏣ 782)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Hold your horses...

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 960 from the ads

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Jimmy Neutron

"begone thot"

Imagine begging lol

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, bed, van

mariogamerp searched the VAN

The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,501, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 769)

Take a breather...

This command can be used again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ants !

Slow it down bud

You can run this command again in 37 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Successful Ant sale

You successfully sold 2 Ants for ⏣ 4,100

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,100)

You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 227.

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 153.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
glovebox, dumpster, bus

mariogamerp searched the DUMPSTER

You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 Junk!

no stonks 4 u

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 410

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 210)

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,716, niceeee meme bro

Cersei Lannister

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,427 and a Alcohol"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 731)

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 4,100

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,100)

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 26,882.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
grass, attic, dumpster

mariogamerp searched the ATTIC

You found ⏣ 1,341, I wonder who left that up there

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 687)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 827 from the ads

Successful Jelly Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Jelly Fish for ⏣ 16,400

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 8,400)

Spam isn't cool fam

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Theresa May

"I'm too poor"

Imagine begging lol

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, van, street

mariogamerp searched the VAN

The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 1,681, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 861)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 907 from the ads

Hold your horses...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[iron cloud]

Pls work

[gritty thunder]

Work for Twitch Streamer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[iron cloud]

Left

[gritty thunder]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 15,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Twitch Streamer

[iron cloud]

Huh no I’m not?

Oh nvm

Pls hunt

[gritty thunder]

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

[iron cloud]

Pls fish

[gritty thunder]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds !

Ghost_the_toast's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 658,236
Bank: ⏣ 138,562

what a scrub · Jul 7, 2021, 12:30 AM

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 3 Seaweeds for ⏣ 1,500

Thank you for your meme business

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mels room, vacuum, shoe

[iron cloud]

Pls dig

[gritty thunder]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks !

mariogamerp searched the MELS ROOM

You found ⏣ 1,181, hope Mel didn't notice you took it...

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 605)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 3 Junks for ⏣ 600

Thank you for your meme business

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 3 Worms for ⏣ 3,075

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,575)

[iron cloud]

Pls dep all

[gritty thunder]

⏣ 165 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 138,727.

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,183, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Tidepod

Shrek

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 454 and a Fresh Bread"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 233)

[iron cloud]

Pls pm

[gritty thunder]

@iron cloud What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

[iron cloud]

F

[gritty thunder]

@iron cloud Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 312 from the ads

[iron cloud]

Pls bal @mystic marten

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 558,684
Bank: ⏣ 539,005

what a scrub · Jul 7, 2021, 12:31 AM

[iron cloud]

😐

U really tried

[gritty thunder]

⏣ 3,410 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 542,415.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, crawlspace, sink

mariogamerp searched the CAR

You found ⏣ 790, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 405)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 810 from the ads

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 820

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 420)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 351 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 180)

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

Hey they're in passive mode. If you wanna throw sand at a bitch, make it someone who's not a peace loving hippy

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness

[sour patio]

Hi

[gritty thunder]

nezuko chaan's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Jul 7, 2021, 12:34 AM

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 558,045
Bank: ⏣ 542,415 / 542,635 (100.0%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 12:34 AM

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, uber, mels room

mariogamerp searched the STREET

You found ⏣ 1,325, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 679)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten That's not an option my friend

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!

Peter Dinklage

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 501 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 257)

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,588

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,838)

[sour patio]

Plshunt

Plsfirale

Plsrifale

Plshelp

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, dog, sewer

mariogamerp searched the DOG

You found ⏣ 1,573, that poor poor dog...

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 806)

Finished hacking Ghost_the_toast

The totally real and dangerous hack is complete

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
pantry, glovebox, street

mariogamerp searched the PANTRY

You found ⏣ 1,325, luckily you didn't eat them

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 679)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel !

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Junks !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 761 from the ads

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,588

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,838)

This event has expired.

THE SERVER IS BEING RAIDED BY SCRUBS!

Type the phrase below to ban the scrubs and earn some coins!

Jul 7, 2021, 12:39 AM

Type ban hammer

Shrek

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 503 and a Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 258)

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'The server is being raided by scrubs!' event

mariogamerp compiled ⏣ 3,842

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, tree, glovebox

mariogamerp searched the DUMPSTER

You found ⏣ 1,624, in addition you smell terrible. Pick a better smelling dumpster next time lmao.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Cookie!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 832)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten That's not an option my friend

Dwight Shrute

"sure take this non-existent coin"

Imagine begging lol

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 820

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 420)

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,313)

@mystic marten "fids" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 7
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 12
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 6
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy ─ 18
ID candy ─ Power-up

Owned Items ─ Page 1 of 6

You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 745.

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

You eat your candy, and Dank Memer blesses you with ⏣ 263.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, pantry, washer

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,294, did you steal this from a sick person???

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 663)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 431 from the ads

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 4,100

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,100)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
air, laundromat, basement

mariogamerp searched the AIR

You found ⏣ 1,558, how the...?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 798)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 501 from the ads

Sophie Turner

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 224 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 115)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
tree, basement, fridge

mariogamerp searched the TREE

You found ⏣ 1,122, why were you even looking in a tree?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 575)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 554 from the ads

Toby Turner

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 486 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 249)

Woah now, slow it down

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 39 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[supple tusk]

Pls meme

[gritty thunder]

Tip: Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Seriously though. How can you be sure?

👍 9256 | 💬 46

[supple tusk]

Pls work

[gritty thunder]

You never fail to amaze me @supple tusk. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 928! 10000 + ⏣ 928 an hour

[supple tusk]

Pls work

[gritty thunder]

Work for Discord Mod - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:

   ⚽

[supple tusk]

Left

[gritty thunder]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

@mystic marten You need to wait 34m and 31s until you can work again!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mels room, car, bed

mariogamerp searched the CAR

You found ⏣ 1,060, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 543)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao

Doot Skelly

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 495 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 254)

Woah nelly, slow it down

If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
coat, dresser, vacuum

mariogamerp searched the COAT

You found ⏣ 2,432, wonder how long that's been there!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,246)

Box Contents for @mystic marten
⏣ 8,194
3 Bank Note

This event has expired.

THE GAME SALE JUST STARTED!

Type the phrase below to collect your game discount for whatever crappy games you like!

Jul 7, 2021, 12:50 AM

Type game sale

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'The game sale just started!' event

mariogamerp secured ⏣ 3,128 and 1 Chill Pill

You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 49,117 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 593,182 in total bank space, with 409,776 (69.1%) being expanded storage

⏣ 50,767 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 593,182.

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Hidavid's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 10,609
Bank: ⏣ 123,211

what a scrub · Jul 7, 2021, 12:51 AM

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dog, fridge, shoe

[supple tusk]

Pls bal @mystic marten

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 555,878
Bank: ⏣ 593,182

what a scrub · Jul 7, 2021, 12:51 AM

mariogamerp searched the DOG

You found ⏣ 1,386, that poor poor dog...

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 710)

[supple tusk]

I’m pore btw

Poor

LOL

Pls shop 5

[gritty thunder]

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 28m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,200 (52% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Shop Items

Pizza Slice — ⏣ 250,000
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!

Pepe Coin — ⏣ 625,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!

Pepe Medal — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!

Pepe Trophy — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?

Pepe Crown — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.

pls shop 1-5 to see other pages ─ Page 5 of 5

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Cmon guys it’s getting really annoying

👍 77823 | 💬 969

I’m a bit of a cat whisperer myself ya know. . . .

👍 76441 | 💬 300

Mission accomplished

👍 63131 | 💬 335

[supple tusk]

Instead of Reddit it should have been vin desil becusse fast 9

FAMILY

FAMILY DONT COMPARE

[gritty thunder]

I can see it.

👍 59588 | 💬 261

My favorite dinosaur is a triceratops

👍 59644 | 💬 304

Moms spaghetti

👍 54221 | 💬 762

Tip: Come hang out in our community server! discord.gg/memers

Atleast they tried

👍 50983 | 💬 376

Its about right.

👍 66352 | 💬 523

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Uncool dawg. Uncool.

👍 46175 | 💬 684

the worst pain

👍 43775 | 💬 366

Pardon beggar

👍 42928 | 💬 720

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mels room, dog, dresser

mariogamerp searched the DOG

You found ⏣ 1,341, that poor poor dog...

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 687)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Seaweeds !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer !

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 3 Seaweeds for ⏣ 3,075

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,575)

Successful Deer sale

You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 5,125

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,625)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you

Kim Jong Un

"HAHAHAHA no"

Imagine begging lol

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 7
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 12
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 6
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy ─ 16
ID candy ─ Power-up

Owned Items ─ Page 1 of 6

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Alcohol ─ 3
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

Apple ─ 7
ID apple ─ Power-up

Blue Phallic Object ─ 12
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

Fresh Bread ─ 6
ID bread ─ Sellable

Candy ─ 16
ID candy ─ Power-up

Owned Items ─ Page 1 of 6

Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one

mariogamerp's inventory

Owned Items

Chill Pill ─ 16
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

Coin Bomb ─ 4
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

Cookie ─ 110
ID cookie ─ Sellable

Fake ID ─ 2
ID fakeid ─ Tool

Fishing Pole ─ 12
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Owned Items ─ Page 2 of 6

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
vacuum, mailbox, crawlspace

mariogamerp searched the VACUUM

Hey you found ⏣ 1,140, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 584)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,124, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Tidepod

Keemstar

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,081 and a Candy"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 554)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
shoe, air, bank

mariogamerp searched the AIR

You found ⏣ 1,753, how the...?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 898)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 2 Worms for ⏣ 2,050

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,050)

Woah nelly, slow it down

You can run this command again in 33 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,313)

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,306, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 Pizza Slice

Oprah

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging lol

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 24m)
Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,200 (52% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.

Shop Items

Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!

Cell Phone — ⏣ 1,200
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

pls shop 1-5 to see other pages ─ Page 1 of 5

This event has expired.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Jul 7, 2021, 12:56 AM

Type we're gaming now

mariogamerp answered first!

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'What an absolute gamer' event

mariogamerp gathered ⏣ 6,878 and 1 Laptop

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
uber, mels room, coat

mariogamerp searched the UBER

You found ⏣ 1,245, did you just steal from your uber driver?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 638)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 769 from the ads

Donald Glover

"begone thot"

Imagine begging lol

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 3 Worms for ⏣ 3,075

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,575)

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

Successful Deer sale

You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 5,125

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,625)

@mystic marten You need to wait 26m and 51s until you can work again!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bed, pantry, van

mariogamerp searched the BED

You found ⏣ 1,003, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Pink Phallic Object!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 514)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

Successful Seaweed sale

You successfully sold 1 Seaweed for ⏣ 1,025

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 525)

Take a chill pill

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

That tiktok star that shows a little too much booty

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 706 and a Common Fish"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 362)

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 2,050

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,050)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
discord, bus, glovebox

mariogamerp searched the DISCORD

You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 615

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 315)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands !

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck !

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 806 from the ads
Tip: Want to know your stats? Type pls profile --help to get started!

Take a breather...

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 1 second
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 4,100

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,100)

Toby Turner

"I have no money, sorry :("

Imagine begging lol

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, mailbox, fridge

mariogamerp searched the STREET

You found ⏣ 1,864, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 955)

Slow it down bud

You'll be able to use this command again in 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

Woah now, slow it down

This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 2 Worms for ⏣ 2,050

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,050)

Take a breather...

The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 786 from the ads

Lizzy M

"stop begging, you look like a fool"

Imagine begging lol

@mystic marten You need to wait 24m and 38s until you can work again!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
attic, tree, air

mariogamerp searched the ATTIC

You found ⏣ 1,073, I wonder who left that up there

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 550)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Blue Phallic Objects !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao

A stranger

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 232 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 119)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
glovebox, vacuum, car

mariogamerp searched the VACUUM

Hey you found ⏣ 1,296, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 664)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms !

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 622 from the ads

Ryan Gosling

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,114 and a Laptop"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 571)

Successful Worm sale

You successfully sold 3 Worms for ⏣ 3,075

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,575)

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 1 Junk for ⏣ 410

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 210)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
purse, glovebox, hospital

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,532, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Apple!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 785)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks !

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Rare Fishs !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 618 from the ads

Sophie Turner

"Get a job you hippy"

Imagine begging lol

Successful Rare Fish sale

You successfully sold 2 Rare Fishs for ⏣ 12,300

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 6,300)

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,313)

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 3 Junks for ⏣ 1,230

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 630)

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bushes, coat, purse

mariogamerp searched the COAT

You found ⏣ 1,493, wonder how long that's been there!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 765)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug !

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish !

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

Successful Exotic Fish sale

You successfully sold 1 Exotic Fish for ⏣ 10,250

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 5,250)

Successful Ladybug sale

You successfully sold 1 Ladybug for ⏣ 6,150

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 3,150)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 736 from the ads

Peter Dinklage

"nope, nothing for you"

Imagine begging lol

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,313)

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
street, purse, fridge

mariogamerp searched the PURSE

You found ⏣ 1,975, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Cell Phone!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,012)

[ocean zenith]

GG @mystic marten, you just advanced to level 1!

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
vacuum, glovebox, van

JadenTosmall searched the VAN

The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 567, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!

Multi Bonus: +8% (⏣ 42)

[zealous summit]

Ya

15

I dont have lol

How do i see how much i have xdd

Fortnite?

[gritty thunder]

𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆's profile

Level

0
□□□□□□□□□□

Experience

1/100
■□□□□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 25,700
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 30,700

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 5,000

Misc

0 daily streak
38 commands issued

pls profile --help for more stats

[zealous summit]

Ikr

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
crawlspace, pantry, van

JadenTosmall searched the PANTRY

You found ⏣ 569, luckily you didn't eat them

Multi Bonus: +8% (⏣ 43)

[zealous summit]

Iam dude

[gritty thunder]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 1,285.

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

JadenTosmall's profile

Normie

Level

2
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Experience

222/300
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Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,421
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 180,951

Inventory

4 items (12 total) worth ⏣ 178,530

Misc

5 daily streak
18,963 bank note space
474 commands issued

pls profile --help for more stats

[zealous summit]

Dude

Where do i post fortnite

Whats wrong with him

Ma bank is 0 bro

Ya

[gritty thunder]

𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆's profile

Level

0
□□□□□□□□□□

Experience

1/100
■□□□□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 24,415
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 29,415

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 5,000

Misc

0 daily streak
38 commands issued

pls profile --help for more stats

[zealous summit]

HOW DO I GIVE U

[gusty phoenix]

pls profile

[gritty thunder]

Leuriel's profile

Level

0
□□□□□□□□□□

Experience

15/100
■■□□□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 3,158
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 6,658
Multi: 8%

Inventory

2 items (4 total) worth ⏣ 3,500

Misc

184 commands issued

pls profile --help for more stats

[ocean zenith]

GG @gusty phoenix, you just advanced to level 1!

[zealous summit]

Ill give u 6k

pls give @mystic marten 6000

[gritty thunder]

@zealous summit You gave mariogamerp ⏣ 5,520 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 18,415 and they've got ⏣ 664,671

[gusty phoenix]

adds extra zero by accident

[zealous summit]

xD

[gritty thunder]

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 664,671
Bank: ⏣ 593,182 / 595,877 (99.5%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 1:18 AM

[zealous summit]

Ik

But idgaf tbh lol

[gusty phoenix]

so you lied about having 244? .-.

[zealous summit]

pls profile

[gritty thunder]

𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆's profile

Level

0
□□□□□□□□□□

Experience

1/100
■□□□□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 18,415
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 23,415
Multi: 13%

Inventory

1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 5,000

Misc

0 daily streak
40 commands issued

pls profile --help for more stats

[gusty phoenix]

but this says 6k-

[gritty thunder]

Bruh moment

👍 37940 | 💬 334

[gusty phoenix]

I smell the cap lol

[zealous summit]

Dude he already have so much but he wants more

Alr

[gusty phoenix]

whatever you say ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
crawlspace, mels room, area51

mariogamerp searched the AREA51

You found ⏣ 1,915, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 981)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Landmine !

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks !

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 820

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 420)

@mystic marten Holy fricking shizz god forbid you find something innocent like a duck, ITS A DRAGON! Type the phrase below in the next 10 seconds or you're toast!
Type why didn't I just go fishing

You went to shoot the dragon, and your weak little macaroni legs gave out and you fell. Missing the shot, the dragon ate you. LOL

Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 667,406
Bank: ⏣ 593,182 / 595,987 (99.5%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 1:21 AM

[zealous summit]

What can u do with deez

[gritty thunder]

@mystic marten who tf are you giving stuff to lmao, gift <amount> <item> <@user or user id> is how you use this

[zealous summit]

Da points

[gritty thunder]

@mystic marten You gave 𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆 30 pinkphallicobject, now you have 1,008 and they've got 30

Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!

[zealous summit]

Wha

TFF

pls help

[gritty thunder]

Dank Memer Command List

We have some really kick-ass Premium Perks!

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pls help utility
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pls help memey
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pls help config
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[zealous summit]

Loll

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mailbox, vacuum, bus

mariogamerp searched the MAILBOX

You found ⏣ 921, cool?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 472)

[zealous summit]

Hmm

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,444, niceeee meme bro

Jake Paul

"there. is. no. coins. for. you."

Imagine begging lol

This event has expired.

F IN THE CHAT

I just died in minecraft, give me an F in the chat

Jul 7, 2021, 1:24 AM

Type big f

mariogamerp answered first!

[zealous summit]

pls hunt

[gritty thunder]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands.

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

mariogamerp got ⏣ 2,948

[zealous summit]

pls fish

[gritty thunder]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[gritty thunder]

You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.

[zealous summit]

Nvm-

How do i buy

Fishing

[gritty thunder]

@mystic marten You gave 𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆 1 fishingpole, now you have 13 and they've got 1

[zealous summit]

Ty

[ocean zenith]

GG @zealous summit, you just advanced to level 4!

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
washer, mailbox, dumpster

mariogamerp searched the WASHER

You found ⏣ 1,124, why was this in your washer lmfao?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 576)

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

This event has expired.

YOU'RE IN A GUN FIGHT!

Be the first one to shoot the outlaw!

Jul 7, 2021, 1:25 AM

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages !

Type pew pew

[zealous summit]

Pls fish

[gritty thunder]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Common Fishs !

[gritty thunder]

Results for 'You're in a gun fight!' event

mariogamerp collected ⏣ 4,430 and 1 Hunting Rifle

Successful Garbage sale

You successfully sold 3 Garbages for ⏣ 1,230

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 630)

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

you don't own this item lol

Successful Common Fish sale

You successfully sold 3 Common Fishs for ⏣ 3,390

Multi Bonus: +13% (⏣ 390)

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!

[zealous summit]

O

[gritty thunder]

Successful Skunk sale

You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,563

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,313)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 499 from the ads

Dwight Shrute

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 187 "

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 96)

[zealous summit]

Pls buy hunting rifle

[gritty thunder]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[zealous summit]

O

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 682,752
Bank: ⏣ 593,182 / 596,207 (99.5%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 1:27 AM

⏣ 3,025 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 596,207.

Work for Discord Mod - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
tdiau

[zealous summit]

Pls beg

[gritty thunder]

Keemstar

"I would sooner spend money on taxes than giving you anything"

Imagine begging lol

[zealous summit]

Pls dig

[gritty thunder]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was audit
You were given ⏣ 3,333 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[zealous summit]

Pls buy shovel

[gritty thunder]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

You stop for just a second, take a chill pill and breathe.
Just breathe.
Good. :relieved:

[zealous summit]

Pls work

[gritty thunder]

@zealous summit You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[zealous summit]

Pls work list

[gritty thunder]

Jobs with next to them are locked.

Available Jobs

Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour

Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour

Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour

House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour

Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour

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Available Jobs

YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour

Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour

Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour

Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour

Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour

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Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 21000 per hour

Teacher
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Musician
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Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 24000 per hour

Pro Gamer
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Developer
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Day Trader
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Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 29000 per hour

Politician
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Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 31000 per hour

Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 32000 per hour

Lawyer
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Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 40000 per hour

Scientist
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Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 31000 per hour

Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 32000 per hour

Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 35000 per hour

Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 40000 per hour

Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 7 — Salary: ⏣ 42000 per hour

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Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: ⏣ 45000 per hour

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[zealous summit]

Wife?

Pls work list youtuber

[gritty thunder]

that's not a valid page number lol

[zealous summit]

Pls work youtuber

[gritty thunder]

@zealous summit You need at least 20 hours of work in any job before you can work as a YouTuber. You currently only have 0 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info

[zealous summit]

O

[gritty thunder]

Work Information

Statistics for Today (Discord Mod)

Hours Worked — 6
First Worked — 17 hours, 25 minutes and 50 seconds ago
Last Worked — 3 minutes and 9 seconds ago

Earned — ⏣ 97850
Successes — 4
Fails — 22

Total

Hours Worked — 24
Earned — ⏣ 108272
Successes — 8
Fails — 38
Promotions — 0 (+ 0)

[zealous summit]

Lol alr

Pls fish

[gritty thunder]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Box of Sands !

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, uber, dog

mariogamerp searched the HOSPITAL

You found ⏣ 1,114, did you steal this from a sick person???
And you lucky ducky, you also found a Life Saver!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 571)

Successful Box of Sand sale

You successfully sold 2 Box of Sands for ⏣ 1,000

Thank you for your meme business

[zealous summit]

Hospital

[gritty thunder]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks !

[zealous summit]

Ayy

[gritty thunder]

Successful Junk sale

You successfully sold 2 Junks for ⏣ 820

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 420)

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

[zealous summit]

Pls search

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
coat, glovebox, pocket

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your Laptop is broken lmao

Demi Lovato

"imagine begging in 2021, gofundme is where it's at"

Imagine begging lol

[zealous summit]

Hospital

[gritty thunder]

what are you THINKING man that's not a valid option from the list??

[zealous summit]

Yaa

[gritty thunder]

@mystic marten You gave 𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆 1 shovel, now you have 10 and they've got 1

[zealous summit]

Ty :D

Pls dig

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
grass, discord, sewer

[zealous summit]

DAM

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp searched the GRASS

You found ⏣ 1,378, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 706)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

[zealous summit]

Pls search

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
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crawlspace, mailbox, sewer

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note !

You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 22,173 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 618,710 in total bank space, with 431,949 (69.8%) being expanded storage

[zealous summit]

Sewer

[gritty thunder]

𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆 searched the SEWER

You found ⏣ 648, why the heck is this down here

Multi Bonus: +13% (⏣ 75)

[zealous summit]

Pls search

[gritty thunder]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[zealous summit]

Pls fish

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[zealous summit]

Ice

[gritty thunder]

⏣ 22,503 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 618,710.

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
tree, grass, area51

[ocean zenith]

GG @mystic marten, you just advanced to level 13!

[gritty thunder]

mariogamerp searched the TREE

You found ⏣ 1,757, why were you even looking in a tree?

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 900)

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines !

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

[zealous summit]

Pls dep all

[gritty thunder]

⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 220.

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Duck !

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver and equip it!

Successful Duck sale

You successfully sold 1 Duck for ⏣ 4,100

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 2,100)

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 427 from the ads

Toby Turner

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,308 and a Padlock"

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 670)

[zealous summit]

Pls profile

[gritty thunder]

𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆's profile

Level

0
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Experience

4/100
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Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 23,233
Bank: ⏣ 220
Net: ⏣ 78,753
Multi: 13%

Inventory

4 items (33 total) worth ⏣ 55,300

Misc

0 daily streak
62 commands issued

pls profile --help for more stats

[zealous summit]

Pls net

Pls dig

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

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bank, air, sink

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 1,162.

mariogamerp searched the AIR

You looked up in the air, and found nothing. You then died because you forgot to breathe the air you were looking at.

no stonks 4 u

[zealous summit]

DUDE

[gritty thunder]

Successful Padlock purchase

@marsh edge bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500

Thanks for your purchase!

mariogamerp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 671,461
Bank: ⏣ 618,710 / 619,040 (99.9%)

😏 · Jul 7, 2021, 1:34 AM

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[zealous summit]

Pls buy padlock

[gritty thunder]

Successful Padlock purchase

@zealous summit bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500

Thanks for your purchase!

You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

@mystic marten What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme

@mystic marten Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you

[zealous summit]

Dam

[gritty thunder]

T-Series

"honestly why are you even begging, get a job"

Imagine begging lol

[zealous summit]

Pls use padlock

[gritty thunder]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[zealous summit]

Loll

Pls beg

[gritty thunder]

Logan Paul

"I would not share with the likes of you"

Imagine begging lol

Meow 😻

mariogamerp#9712 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[zealous summit]

LOL

[gritty thunder]

Bork Bork! 🐶

mariogamerp#9712 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[zealous summit]

pls fish

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
washer, van, vacuum

mariogamerp searched the VACUUM

Hey you found ⏣ 1,138, I guess it doesn’t suck!

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 583)

Take a breather...

You've already scouted the area for coins, try again in 22 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands !

[zealous summit]

Pls search

[gritty thunder]

Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
glovebox, air, mailbox

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages !

You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!

Successful Garbage sale

You successfully sold 2 Garbages for ⏣ 820

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 420)

[zealous summit]

Glovebox

[gritty thunder]

𝖐 𝖎 𝖗 𝖆 searched the GLOVEBOX

You found ⏣ 624, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!

Multi Bonus: +13% (⏣ 72)

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1 Rabbit for ⏣ 3,588

Multi Bonus: +105% (⏣ 1,838)

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

The wind wasn't blowing in your favor and you ended up getting sand in your OWN eyes, good going.
You can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.

[zealous summit]

Pls fish

[gritty thunder]

LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

[zealous summit]

DUDE

[gritty thunder]

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.