🐼・general-chat

[uneven dome]

Nearing 120

[midnight jacinth]

NAH TRUST

[static stone]

Figured long ago

[quartz prism]

i have 6100 elo are u sure

[uneven dome]

I havent played the minigames yet

[midnight jacinth]

JOIN

[vestal shore]

Did u watch the vid

[elfin walrus]

55 is not NEAR 120

[uneven dome]

@elfin walrus how long do the event minigames last

[midnight jacinth]

Im good at bullet

[uneven dome]

[crisp path]

Yeahh when am I getting that onr

[edgy carbon]

no but lets play twin

[upbeat venture]

I'm not afraid

[elfin walrus]

Like each gameplay?

[uneven dome]

Thats about 90% their wdym

[edgy carbon]

i only know like 2 or 3 openings

[upbeat venture]

Of some score erm

[uneven dome]

Yes

[midnight jacinth]

no idea

[elfin walrus]

Idk 20mins or more than an hour

[quartz prism]

let me create an account wait

[vestal shore]

Come

[edgy carbon]

cmon i js want experience from getting bta

[uneven dome]

Pls dont tell me theres dialogues

[midnight jacinth]

https://link.chess.com/play/1HvDir fine here @fervent zephyr standard

[vestal shore]

Ok

[uneven dome]

@dapper latch pls wifi

[elfin walrus]

What minigames you even talking abt

[uneven dome]

I got reported on ow2 for wifi problems

I got banned for a week

[elfin walrus]

I am not rich like you gng

[uneven dome]

[edgy carbon]

@vestal shore send link yungling

[elfin walrus]

I ain't spending ₱5k

[uneven dome]

Everything

[elfin walrus]

I don't even have one

[edgy carbon]

₱ what is this character

why does it look cool

[uneven dome]

So you see

[edgy carbon]

₱

[upbeat venture]

I do it for him 😔

[elfin walrus]

Yeah 20mins to 1hr+ depends which game

[upbeat venture]

But he's rich anyways

[quartz prism]

how to play chess

[vestal shore]

https://link.chess.com/play/3q65aP

[edgy carbon]

im blundering everything

[elfin walrus]

PHP

[edgy carbon]

ik for a fact

[uneven dome]

Hsr ❌
A gun i never use ✅

[elfin walrus]

Or idk Peso

Pesos

[static stone]

That wasnt that much

[vestal shore]

JOIN SLIDE

[upbeat venture]

Arctic.50 is better

[elfin walrus]

For us it is

[upbeat venture]

OMG IT'S EARTHQUAKING

[elfin walrus]

5k 💔🥀

[upbeat venture]

HELP HELP HELP HELP

[edgy carbon]

accentadnaleuy rejected

[elfin walrus]

Corrupt country

[edgy carbon]

cant join no more

[elfin walrus]

I hate

[vestal shore]

Bro

[static stone]

5k php is 120$?

[rough zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[uneven dome]

80 dollars for a gun i never use

[upbeat venture]

5.2 magnitude

[edgy carbon]

very sorry

[uneven dome]

80

[vestal shore]

https://link.chess.com/play/LaNwHv

[fervent zephyr]

u trash bro

[midnight jacinth]

howd i miss 2 times

[uneven dome]

82 to be exact

[midnight jacinth]

1 great btw

[fervent zephyr]

i aint gon play u colo

[midnight jacinth]

NO BLUNDERS FOR ONCE YIPPE

[fervent zephyr]

u suck

[midnight jacinth]

create 10 mins

[uneven dome]

My spiritual pressure reaches you guys? Wild

[midnight jacinth]

WYM I SUCK

[fervent zephyr]

na im fine

[upbeat venture]

Fat

[static stone]

Oh okay

[midnight jacinth]

how is being a bullet player bad

[midnight jacinth]

ballright bro

[uneven dome]

Play me

[midnight jacinth]

bet

[uneven dome]

[fervent zephyr]

u only win cus of time

[uneven dome]

Worst bullet player you ever see

[fervent zephyr]

you're like zaki bro

[upbeat venture]

I'll just play genshin

[fervent zephyr]

😭

[static stone]

I lowk need to buy the entire recharge shop when sp acheron comes

[elfin walrus]

Someone slide me 100$

[midnight jacinth]

https://link.chess.com/play/0mKFl8

[midnight jacinth]

I had point advantage anyways

[uneven dome]

30 hrs, 0 arts for arlecchino

[midnight jacinth]

u blundered queen

[elfin walrus]

Ggs

[upbeat venture]

Check mine

[vestal shore]

I changed my mind

[static stone]

Genshin lowk sucks

[vestal shore]

Come after thid

[fervent zephyr]

time pressures me so

ig

[elfin walrus]

If hsr is already sweat game then genshin is no life like wym it's so hard to get artifacts and ascension stuffs

[fervent zephyr]

u like, play random moves then just pre move things hoping i lose my time

😹✌🏻

[elfin walrus]

Pawn kabayo then bishop

HAHAHAHHA

Ez lose

[fervent zephyr]

HWHAHAHAHAHA

[upbeat venture]

Look at me...

I'm share screening btw

[midnight jacinth]

ballright i ran out of time

[elfin walrus]

You play like almost every gacha games

[uneven dome]

LOL @midnight jacinth

[midnight jacinth]

like

1 more

[rough zodiac]

Man i haven't played chess for 3 years

[uneven dome]

[midnight jacinth]

1 more fool

[vestal shore]

Stop playing bullet

[crisp path]

Well how do i know when i get it

[vestal shore]

Bullet buns

Nuke bullet

[midnight jacinth]

check ur roles time to time

[vestal shore]

Bullet only good for high elo

[midnight jacinth]

REMATCH ZAKARIE

[uneven dome]

I love 10 second matches more than 1 minute ones

[uneven dome]

Yo i just opened another game

[midnight jacinth]

3 greats holy

[vestal shore]

Yeah by just winning by time

[edgy carbon]

@vestal shore i gotta eat

[vestal shore]

Wow

ok

[edgy carbon]

sorry mate

mera mummi is very scary

[vestal shore]

It's ok

@midnight jacinth come rapid

[crisp path]

Ight

[fervent zephyr]

u aint bad though

u need to look out for mates

[uneven dome]

I won checkmate atleast 2 times as white

[fervent zephyr]

and always check why am I doing a certain move

like what's my intention about it

[midnight jacinth]

yea isent

[vestal shore]

I'm talking about 10 second games

[uneven dome]

Opp didnt even think about protecting his king in those 10 seconds

[midnight jacinth]

oi fatty

[upbeat venture]

Why slayer is here

[midnight jacinth]

accept

[uneven dome]

My queen checkmated

[fervent zephyr]

bullet buns

[uneven dome]

Im on codm

Grinding br with a friend

[fervent zephyr]

@vestal shore in the tournament I beated one player from another school in just one min 😭

then like

all those games

I'm too kind

I hated myself for it 😭

[quartz prism]

man

[fervent zephyr]

I always let go of the illegal moves my enemies play

[quartz prism]

so tuff

dis guy is sweating

[fervent zephyr]

and it made me lose

reporting illegal moves can make u win but I didn't get the chance

I was too kind to report

💔

that's why I quit chess

🫪

[midnight jacinth]

bro was too kind he quit chess

wow

[uneven dome]

Chess.com says i have diamond membership but i dont remember buying membership

Is this a way if taking my money

Has to be

[fervent zephyr]

yes i aint like u

im too nice

then the players when I switched schools were 2000 elos

I couldn't see myself passing for tryouts

[static stone]

Nobody in my class knows chess except for me and another try hard

Hes like 1700 elo

[uneven dome]

WHAT are we talking about

[static stone]

Never dared to play against him

[uneven dome]

I played in a chess tournament

Not even top 10

[static stone]

What did u expect

[uneven dome]

I didnt castle early

[static stone]

Oh wow

[uneven dome]

Anyone below 1k elo

[hazy vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386683507476009003/1483867536725377096/image.gif

[static stone]

Never knew not castling was a big mistske

[uneven dome]

I couldn't defend

[static stone]

Okay bro

[fervent zephyr]

try me yo

[uneven dome]

Ok sir

[fervent zephyr]

send link 10 mins

[uneven dome]

Ok

Im not letting colo get his get back

[fervent zephyr]

colo 1 min abuser

[midnight jacinth]

lmao ballright

[uneven dome]

https://link.chess.com/play/tZXAo6

[midnight jacinth]

shush ur being salty

[static stone]

I love salt

Sea salt spray

[midnight jacinth]

SHIVA U CANT STOP IT

oh nvm wrong

LOL WHOOPS

I BLUNDERED

[fast tinsel]

WHO WANTS TO

PLAY

CHESS

[elfin walrus]

Nyahaaa Johan

[static stone]

What is moze doing in manwha

[quartz prism]

@edgy carbon im at my Lil bro's school rn, why are the dancing to phonk

[crisp path]

@hazy vessel room full uh

[elfin walrus]

Who even is moze

[quartz prism]

Dis sum farewell party or smt

[static stone]

https://tenor.com/view/moze-honkai-star-rail-hsr-moze-hsr-moze-honkai-gif-7455249121563010265

[edgy carbon]

jit found me as soon as i was online 😭

[hazy vessel]

Huh

[lucid yacht]

GG @hazy vessel, you just advanced to level 8!

[elfin walrus]

Gawk

[crisp path]

@midnight jacinth is the artist role like gonna show up instead of this role?

[elfin walrus]

Thaddeus so peak

[quartz prism]

It's a farewell party

[edgy carbon]

Rabbee 😭

[elfin walrus]

Yes it'll be above

[quartz prism]

They r dancing to phonk

[static stone]

Last night I manipulated 7000 men into kissing sound

[crisp path]

W

[edgy carbon]

cbse aa?

[hazy vessel]

Lim capped

😔

[crisp path]

Agh

[midnight jacinth]

alright i forgot about the stupid knight

gg

[quartz prism]

Yep

[static stone]

Thats not like her

[midnight jacinth]

its not that bad right

[hazy vessel]

I'll host another round dwdw

[midnight jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/yellowsad-gif-14861990766367425929

[edgy carbon]

vanangal fr like 😭

[crisp path]

Sure

[vestal shore]

U were pinned anyways would've gotten ur queen with my king

[static stone]

He got my physique

[elfin walrus]

Muscles

[elfin walrus]

.

[midnight jacinth]

no i had the battery set up

even if my bishop was pinned it didnt matter

[static stone]

Yea bro

[elfin walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[midnight jacinth]

but ofc i forgot about the knight

[quartz prism]

With malayalam dialogues too

[edgy carbon]

@quartz prism i went on a school trip last year and one of the GIRLS played Y que fue and played phonk, everybody geniunely slimed her from the music playing ✌️

[solid plover]

Hi chat

[elfin walrus]

Why would someone even play phonk in school

[static stone]

I remember josh saying that he went in class wearing a pencil skirt

[vestal shore]

I was confused why u were tryna do that lol

[edgy carbon]

i mean school trip

[solid plover]

SHIVA

Guess what

[vestal shore]

Yes

Chicken butt

[solid plover]

Sekiro beaten in 62 hours approx

[midnight jacinth]

lol

[vestal shore]

Good boy

[edgy carbon]

@quartz prism Pichakappoomkaavukalkkum to Tiki Tiki 💔

like who wouldnt flame her

geniune earrape

[elfin walrus]

What in the name

[edgy carbon]

ur keralan citzenship looks dusty

[elfin walrus]

I suck at pronunciation

[quartz prism]

Id join if I were you

[solid plover]

well What do I play next cause I wanna keep dark souls on hold

[quartz prism]

That's the name of a song

[elfin walrus]

Where is feesh from again

[edgy carbon]

another person made fun of her by playing "top five best hairstyles for ladka" audios

[elfin walrus]

Genuine question

[edgy carbon]

pakistan

[quartz prism]

Pakistan

[quartz prism]

Wow very handsome boy 👄

[edgy carbon]

pakistan but lives in uae

[solid plover]

[elfin walrus]

Oh thx thx

[edgy carbon]

first wala anim hairstyle

[midnight jacinth]

can this guy hurry up

[elfin walrus]

Brah still 4 hrs away

I ain't waking up at 4 am

[edgy carbon]

what r we talking about

[left bane]

lol

[elfin walrus]

His b-day

[quartz prism]

Ew

[static stone]

Hi

[restive kayak]

3 hours from now

[restive kayak]

Yea

[quartz prism]

I hate realistic ones

[midnight jacinth]

cool ur opinion is yours to keep

[elfin walrus]

IDC ABT THE TIMEZONE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN

[left bane]

is that Joe?

[elfin walrus]

I won't be wkaing up at 4 am yo

[restive kayak]

oh tyyyyy

[quartz prism]

It looks weird twin

[restive kayak]

it's fine idm

[quartz prism]

But ily

[restive kayak]

appreciate it

[edgy carbon]

@restive kayak aapka bacho kaha he 🥹 ✌️

[static stone]

I forgot what his timezone is

[restive kayak]

what

[static stone]

What time is it for u rn

[restive kayak]

what's ur time rn

[edgy carbon]

arent u like 30 now

[restive kayak]

8pm

[elfin walrus]

He in UAE

[restive kayak]

Gonna turn 19

[static stone]

Im cooked

[vestal shore]

Play nothing u study

[static stone]

Bro ur getting the birthday wish tomorrow

[restive kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-invencivel-mark-gif-12272735386376754458

[edgy carbon]

Hayak Allah

[restive kayak]

I never asked for an early oneb

[static stone]

Im hours ahead

[static stone]

I wanted to do it right on time yo

Like last year!

[restive kayak]

idm gng

[edgy carbon]

im like one and half hour away

but i need to lwk sleep

[static stone]

H 😔

[restive kayak]

I'm not used to wishes so it's gonna be weird

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848332791870783520/1498902021128847360/whatdat.gif

[edgy carbon]

me neither

[fast tinsel]

i server blocked myself

oops

[elfin walrus]

You'll be hearing from us each year so dw

[restive kayak]

?role @fast tinsel server blocked

[fast tinsel]

ty

[elfin walrus]

LOL MY SIS NOTICED THE NOTIFICATIONS FROM THE TABLET

[restive kayak]

Thx tho

[elfin walrus]

and asked "Who has a birthday today?"

[edgy carbon]

how do u get the bday role tho

[elfin walrus]

From bot

[edgy carbon]

sonion

[edgy carbon]

where

commands?

what to do

[elfin walrus]

Yesyes

[weak hornet]

...

[elfin walrus]

Wait

[static stone]

Yall put alarm for ppls birthdays?

[elfin walrus]

Calendar*

I'm a very forgetful one so I always put ppls bday on my calendar

[stable iron]

yes

[static stone]

Yea it notifies u

[elfin walrus]

Yesyes

[static stone]

I js had a feeling that feeshs brithday was soon

[elfin walrus]

Idt I have your bday saved

er

[buoyant willow]

tmrw

[uneven dome]

Held in pure dookie and thoughts on my toilet

[edgy carbon]

yo idk anyones bday here ✌️ 💔

[static stone]

Yes

[fervent zephyr]

ggs bro

[uneven dome]

Ggs @fervent zephyr

[static stone]

Dw gng

[edgy carbon]

mate

[static stone]

I got u

[uneven dome]

Son

[static stone]

15 August

[stable iron]

brother why are you a new person everyday

[elfin walrus]

YAY

[static stone]

5 days after blizzards birthday

[uneven dome]

Idk

[edgy carbon]

personality disorder

dpd

[uneven dome]

Side effects of having mythic tundra and not using it ig

[stable iron]

thats why i said you should have bought me nitro instead

[uneven dome]

The amount of primogems id have

[fervent zephyr]

I have moonlights birthday saved

[uneven dome]

Bleh

[stable iron]

smhhh not listening

[uneven dome]

[stable iron]

oh wait the phoveus Exorcist skins is near right

[static stone]

Oh, thx twin

[uneven dome]

Want money bro?

I promise you this is real

[stable iron]

tadooo ulol

[static stone]

I dont have anyone's birthday saved 💔

[uneven dome]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[static stone]

I js check old messages

[fervent zephyr]

yeah it's been there a long time

[uneven dome]

Ayaw mo? Edi wag

[fervent zephyr]

I have Sato's too

[static stone]

I go to ppls dmss and

Search "happy brithday"

[fervent zephyr]

and Masyu's Rei's

[elfin walrus]

You're the only one I have saved in Aug

[stable iron]

i havent saved enough for the phoveus skins ughgh

[static stone]

Wait a min

[stable iron]

😭

[static stone]

I didnt wish u happy bday in dms?

Gulp

It was prob in the gcs

[edgy carbon]

whos sato yo

[uneven dome]

Ts what moonlight sent me back in 2024

[static stone]

Oh okay

[uneven dome]

2 years ago

[static stone]

2 years ago 🥹

I was still a baby back then

[stable iron]

laro tayo BR erp

[uneven dome]

Aura

[uneven dome]

Id be sad for the enemies gng

[static stone]

My mom used to hand feed me yo

[uneven dome]

I drop 30 kills ykwim

[edgy carbon]

yo 😭

[fervent zephyr]

when is my bday

[stable iron]

-30 😭

[uneven dome]

Slime me

[stable iron]

stop lying

[fervent zephyr]

blizzard

[uneven dome]

[edgy carbon]

slime me to

[uneven dome]

Check my history

[static stone]

Idk bro

[edgy carbon]

OH HIS REAL NAME

[uneven dome]

Same

[fervent zephyr]

bro's princess inmortal sugar

[uneven dome]

Let me show you my history

[elfin walrus]

Sunjin and Seto has same bday

[stable iron]

send UID frfr

[static stone]

I dont remember ppls brithday by memory

[edgy carbon]

fume

[static stone]

OH WAIT

[fervent zephyr]

AND DIDDY

[static stone]

DIDDY BIRTHDAY

[mossy ridge]

@uneven dome i can be ur firefly

[elfin walrus]

uhm..

[fervent zephyr]

Fumetsu Satou

[fervent zephyr]

DIDDYYY

[fervent zephyr]

i forgot too

[static stone]

Neuron activation

[edgy carbon]

why was our first interaction so wholesome and corny

[static stone]

My brithday is the day someone import died

[fervent zephyr]

with who

[static stone]

So I can memorise it easily

[edgy carbon]

you

[knotty solstice]

I was Yop 2

[elfin walrus]

Huhh

[edgy carbon]

can i show here @fervent zephyr

[static stone]

Some historical figure died

[knotty solstice]

I cooked

[elfin walrus]

Oh

[uneven dome]

Unc!

[knotty solstice]

Top 2

[uneven dome]

You have ryn

[edgy carbon]

ay august 15th is indias independence day so ill remember yours

[mossy ridge]

Can i have u aswell 😉

[fervent zephyr]

wat

[uneven dome]

@stable iron

[fervent zephyr]

nop

[midnight jacinth]

you might think im losing but im not

[uneven dome]

Player

[elfin walrus]

Mine is lowk birth so we're opposite

[edgy carbon]

please why not

[uneven dome]

I hate players

[mossy ridge]

no

[fervent zephyr]

I should go home now, I'm still at park

[mossy ridge]

I NO PLAYER

[edgy carbon]

its so funny @fervent zephyr

[mossy ridge]

I BREK UP WITH RYN

[uneven dome]

Lies

[midnight jacinth]

NO I BLUNDERED

[elfin walrus]

Gawk

[stable iron]

3 kills in rebirth cannot be real

[uneven dome]

LIES

[lucid yacht]

GG @stable iron, you just advanced to level 48!

[stable iron]

😭

[mossy ridge]

NO I BREAK UP

[vestal shore]

Are we deadass

[mossy ridge]

I ONLY WANT U

[static stone]

Christmas

[uneven dome]

I was afk half of the time

[elfin walrus]

Woah

Woah woah woah

[uneven dome]

SON!

[mossy ridge]

PLS

[elfin walrus]

Eve yes

[edgy carbon]

watching a 12 episode romance anime on discord rn 🥹

[uneven dome]

now im shy pls stop

[fervent zephyr]

pls no idl my dms leaked

[elfin walrus]

Lowkenuenly the easiest to remember

[edgy carbon]

why is this so peak

[static stone]

Idk waht that is but im happy for u

[uneven dome]

Tuff

[edgy carbon]

ok ill show it to u

[fervent zephyr]

its near it dine

[reef oriole]

12 episodes no season 2 🤞🥹

[midnight jacinth]

i couldve taken queen but i forgot

[uneven dome]

I forgot about curfew

[mossy ridge]

So will u be mine

[uneven dome]

No

[elfin walrus]

Christmas eve and Christmas, like Before and during

[static stone]

Gay

[edgy carbon]

yes gng ✌️

[mossy ridge]

U suck

[mossy ridge]

i aint gay

[static stone]

Ohh okay

[elfin walrus]

Idek why they celebrate two days

[upbeat venture]

My only dps

[uneven dome]

Yes, im a sucka for you

[reef oriole]

Bruh this ending sucks

[lucid yacht]

GG @upbeat venture, you just advanced to level 35!

[elfin walrus]

I ain't no religious catholic

[static stone]

More time for slacking bro

[vague edge]

What we having 😋

[elfin walrus]

That's true

[reef oriole]

😭

[mossy ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-my-dress-up-darling-s2-my-dress-up-darling-season-2-oceanicsx0-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-gif-4415441381493507146

[elfin walrus]

Why is luigi here flirting with Zach while having a matching icon

[mossy ridge]

i hate ryn

[mossy ridge]

thats why

[fervent zephyr]

why so many dming me yo!

[uneven dome]

Dont cover your face with your hands, cover the gap between my fingers with yours

[elfin walrus]

So poopular

[buoyant willow]

[elfin walrus]

Asim kilig

[upbeat venture]

I need her

[elfin walrus]

Mowm

Mommy

[uneven dome]

Jajajajajaja no nefer

[midnight jacinth]

THANK GOD

[uneven dome]

Why am i laughing when i dont have nefer too

[mossy ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-blushing-cat-ears-gif-2235052297982195798

[uneven dome]

Another bum came home

[elfin walrus]

Tinatawanan mo naman lahat ng bagay

[fervent zephyr]

It's full of hi's

[midnight jacinth]

so this is where i blundered

[fervent zephyr]

and its randoms

[upbeat venture]

You're broke

[uneven dome]

Nuh

[upbeat venture]

Try me

🛌

[uneven dome]

No!

[upbeat venture]

I thought so

[midnight jacinth]

yea uhh

[ocean otter]

Yo can anyone help me spawn indra ?

[uneven dome]

So, about our date

[upbeat venture]

Cuz Clorinde is my only DPS and i skipped the whole thing

[ocean otter]

Pleaseeeee

[elfin walrus]

Brah, sa'kin nha scams and server links eh unti lang mga normal stuffs

[limpid pivot]

YOOOO

LOOOOKIN GOOOD

[ocean otter]

Please

[uneven dome]

I have 2 dps

[crisp path]

@mossy ridge bluh

[upbeat venture]

You're bad

[uneven dome]

Traveler and arlecchino

[uneven dome]

Traveler with peak 70k vape

[mossy ridge]

Today in uh 2h 30min

[mossy ridge]

hi

[crisp path]

Btw @midnight jacinth my art not getting showed to other people right?

[uneven dome]

But i want rn!

[crisp path]

Helo helo

[upbeat venture]

My Noelle does more than your Arlecchino

😮‍💨

[crisp path]

Man Vs 40yo man

[mossy ridge]

okay then rn!

[uneven dome]

Same

[elfin walrus]

Sa'kin mostly >30days na

[fervent zephyr]

they want us bro

[crisp path]

Whaa

[uneven dome]

Nuh uh

[fervent zephyr]

3

[uneven dome]

My benett does more than your noelle!

[fervent zephyr]

recent yang mga yan

[uneven dome]

Yeur!

[fervent zephyr]

HWHWHSHSHAHA

[upbeat venture]

90k per charged attack

You ain't doing nothing

[uneven dome]

But she does continuous dmg when hold

[upbeat venture]

90k x 20

[vestal shore]

So cute 🥺😍🥵

[elfin walrus]

Pjsekai tutorial

[vestal shore]

Ea

Ew

[upbeat venture]

Use four fingers

[uneven dome]

Dealing with "PocketKitten" on ow comp

Someone be my kitten

[elfin walrus]

I use thumbs better icl

[uneven dome]

Once

[elfin walrus]

I'm still not used to my other fingies

[uneven dome]

@dapper latch hop on asia

Be my ekitten

[elfin walrus]

wow

[fervent zephyr]

shiav ignoring my dms

u suck

[elfin walrus]

Block him

[fervent zephyr]

my storage is full now too

[crisp path]

Bluh

Bluh

[fervent zephyr]

shiva too much my phone cant handle

[crisp path]

🏳️‍🌈

[uneven dome]

Solo ulting and the enemy hides

Kill this game

[elfin walrus]

Buti nha hindi ka 128gb eh

[fervent zephyr]

I've been in hell

I used to have an Iphone 6

[fervent zephyr]

and its so baddd

only the pics making it good

[elfin walrus]

Why even have an old phone

[fervent zephyr]

cause I lost my phone

[elfin walrus]

I will never understand ppl who still buy those tbh

[nimble wolf]

Who trial ghoul taken and does anyone wanna agree to reset (whoever is gonna agree with me ur second cause im first)

[elfin walrus]

Oh—

[fervent zephyr]

my mom gave the old phone to me

[elfin walrus]

When was that

[nimble wolf]

Who trial ghoul taken and does anyone wanna agree to reset (whoever is gonna agree with me ur second cause im first)

[edgy carbon]

cool cool pics

[fervent zephyr]

2024

something

[elfin walrus]

Nyak

[fervent zephyr]

2023

[edgy carbon]

i got a digi cam

[fervent zephyr]

dunno

[edgy carbon]

very very very cool

[elfin walrus]

I lowk almost had my phone stolen

HAHAHAHA

[fervent zephyr]

then like my iphone lagged too much, so many huzz using my phone to take pics

[upbeat venture]

Either way, not worse of me biting hard the phone to ashes cuz i was mad.

[fervent zephyr]

STORY

[fervent zephyr]

😭😭😭

[upbeat venture]

It was delightful

[fervent zephyr]

buti narecover pa yung files..?!

[upbeat venture]

No

[uneven dome]

I broke 2 keyboards and 4 mouses

[upbeat venture]

The files were at 32GB

[uneven dome]

And 2 monitors

[fervent zephyr]

hindi madam, yung pics na sinasabi mo

[upbeat venture]

Oh

Well only the hot dudes kissing each other was saved

The rest fwoosh

[uneven dome]

Trying not to get ragebaited by a random couple saying sweet words in my ears

[grave egret]

Finally won the event lol

[stable iron]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-invencivel-mark-gif-12272735386376754458

[upbeat venture]

It was 2021 anyways and uhh that was an 5 year old phone

Or 4 year old

Vivo Y11 2018

[uneven dome]

"that's my good boy" son get on the point

[upbeat venture]

Erm

[uneven dome]

"who's mommy's good boy" and her lil eboy saying "ME ME ME" unc

If you dont nano me in the next 5 seconds im wiping this server

[midnight jacinth]

oh to be rich

[fervent zephyr]

nano

[uneven dome]

https://tenor.com/view/genji-potg-nanoblade-nano-blade-gif-27569816

[fervent zephyr]

tissue nanotransfection

[crisp path]

Slide 5 dolla

[uneven dome]

"quintuple kill"

[uneven dome]

Ble

[uneven dome]

Im broke now

[elfin walrus]

I was going to a suspicious looking alley where I need to pass through to go to a bridge so I can cross to the other side and go to my old school to get my Forms and I put my phone on the cup holder in my bag cuz I was carrying too much stuff (may hawak akong payong so inayos ko lang hawak and so on) then when I tried getting my phone back it was suddenly gone, like I'm very sure I put it there then I tried checking it if it's on my pocket asw but it's wasn't then I turned around cuz it might've fallen out. Then all of a sudden I saw a woman holding my phone (I was luckily able to identify that it's my phone cuz of the charms and design then I immediately went down the stairs of the bridge to go grab it

[solid kelp]

@rigid apex

[fervent zephyr]

aircon

[elfin walrus]

I genuinely jumped on her

And then grabbed my phone HAHAHA

[rigid apex]

Yooooo

[midnight jacinth]

ey hes back

[uneven dome]

Son

[solid kelp]

lol

[elfin walrus]

Even my friend was surprised that I disappeared all of a sudden and left my umbrella

Cuz no way I'm losing that

I'd be dead yo

[vestal shore]

Why do I still have this deco

[fervent zephyr]

YO JUMP ON THAT GIRL

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-kill-that-boy-ishowspeed-meme-speed-gif-14148634974563037076

[elfin walrus]

I REALLY DID

[midnight jacinth]

LOL

[elfin walrus]

Like binagga ko s'ya

I ran for my life

[uneven dome]

Tis why i place my phone in a random pouch, put it my bag, slip it between some books, and done

[elfin walrus]

Then junped

[midnight jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-attacker-jumpscare-frog-jumpscare-boo-gif-1410553638666856648

[uneven dome]

Thats how I keep my stuff safe

[elfin walrus]

AND THE FUNNY PART IS

[upbeat venture]

Well I was almost got robbed by my phone, luckily i was fast enough to apprehended the guy with my heavy bag that knocked him out unconscious...-

[fervent zephyr]

GOOD JOB HAHAHAHAHAHA

[rigid apex]

Yuhhh

[elfin walrus]

That after I got back my phone, she just nonchalantly walked away

MISS UNIVERSE ANG EXIT?

[uneven dome]

They shouldve made doge alliance above lvl roles

You'd look better

[upbeat venture]

The bag was filled with 5 books, and 10 notebooks as well as an aquaflask cuz god i brought like an entire house with me

Who wouldn't

bring that much

🛌

[uneven dome]

Me

[elfin walrus]

Even my friend told me na malakas senses ko HAHAHAH even I was surprised

[uneven dome]

1 handbag to school thats it

[upbeat venture]

May Byakugan

[fervent zephyr]

THE AUDACITY

[upbeat venture]

I used to bring 8 books to school

[elfin walrus]

NO CUZ I IMMEDIATELY KNEW THAT IT'S BAD

[uneven dome]

We dont have books

[upbeat venture]

Yeah you don't experience public schools like me

[uneven dome]

And they made me pay 2k for ebooks but they never gave ebooks

[elfin walrus]

Ang bilis ko tumakbo that time

[uneven dome]

I came from public schools

[upbeat venture]

Electronic Books ga is ga.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[elfin walrus]

She didn't even tried to run or anything

[uneven dome]

To have the privilege of only having to return books during clearance

[upbeat venture]

eh, either way you made that person conscious cuz mine went to a coma

[uneven dome]

[elfin walrus]

She was fr waiting na sumakay

[upbeat venture]

Gladly it was self-defence

[upbeat venture]

No jail jail for me

[uneven dome]

Id be too shy to approach a robber

Throwing hands i would

But its too public

[restive kayak]

eh

hyh

[uneven dome]

Hi fish

[elfin walrus]

GIRL THE THING THAT PMO IS THAT there's also another person there like someone who lives there and I was like "KUYA 'YUNG PHONE KO, 'YUNG PHONE KO KUYA" while pointing at her then bro was just standing there doing nothing

[restive kayak]

hi son

[elfin walrus]

Holy dumdum

[uneven dome]

Hows you

[restive kayak]

im eh wbu

[elfin walrus]

Sabi namin "baguhan pa lang si ate, hindi n'ya tinakbo 'yung phone"

[uneven dome]

"what do you expect me to do? Grab your phone? Pay me up"

[uneven dome]

If i was the guy id ask rei to pay up

[elfin walrus]

Yeah whatever

[uneven dome]

Im not running to get your phone for free

Oxygen is hard!

[elfin walrus]

I can handle my own problems anyway yo

[fervent zephyr]

sheesh

[fervent zephyr]

pero tandaan mo no man's an island!

[elfin walrus]

I can lowk fight back if anyone does something

[uneven dome]

TO HAVE a woman like her

[elfin walrus]

I'd be grabbing anything

Then smash them with it

[fervent zephyr]

I don't really fight

I'm a good guy

[uneven dome]

Me and my wife and our soon to be born 5 kids and 27 grand children with 5 more generations

[upbeat venture]

She's 4300

[elfin walrus]

I never fought with anyone but if something did happen well yeah

It is what it is

[upbeat venture]

You're not like me

I literally bardagulan

Like i was scammed but then refunded

[elfin walrus]

If it's a man I'd genuinely kick them hard and if woman then I'll throw my stuffs hard

[upbeat venture]

GIRL

[fervent zephyr]

KICK THEM BALLS

[upbeat venture]

I'm gay so gender equality

[uneven dome]

https://tenor.com/view/tranform-switch-convert-shift-walking-gif-13432576

[upbeat venture]

50% Man and 50% Woman

[elfin walrus]

I mean, what can I even do to a woman

Tell

I wanna learn

Push them hard or sum

Slap

Meh I don't want to hurt myself

[uneven dome]

If a woman tries to rob me with a firearm theres nothing i can do

[elfin walrus]

But that would sound good tho

[uneven dome]

Im not faster than a bullet

[fervent zephyr]

@edgy carbon can u listen to landslide

[upbeat venture]

Pull hair till you find a canal and then succumb its face to it

[fervent zephyr]

succumb!??!

[uneven dome]

Ball up your hands

[elfin walrus]

Girll, the thing is the thief was so nonchalant that I wasn't able to do these stuff

[crisp path]

Wha

[uneven dome]

Throw a 1 2 trip to dream land

[elfin walrus]

Even my friend who was with me that would literally fight with anyone was left standing cuz she was so surprised of what happened

[fervent zephyr]

sya muna dapat mauna bago ka makipag away para patas

[upbeat venture]

No

Strike while its hot

[elfin walrus]

All she knew was I jumped down from the stairs and jumped on the thief

Masyado ba akong mabuti 💔🥀

[fervent zephyr]

sa witness ka din naman malulugi kung mauuna ka

[elfin walrus]

'yan nha kasi 'yon if pumalag s'ya

[uneven dome]

Fighting me is not an option, neither is survival

[elfin walrus]

Square up ano

[fervent zephyr]

oo HWHWHAHAHSHA

[uneven dome]

Always bring a weapon

Even if no license

Trust

[elfin walrus]

Then me and my friend cursed at her after the incident

And we just laugh it off

[uneven dome]

Wont get arrested

[fervent zephyr]

knife is a legal weapon, gun isnt

[elfin walrus]

Then talked about what we should've done

[uneven dome]

Tis why i bring knives

For cutting up my lunch

And for safety purposes

Ykwim

[elfin walrus]

I am not bringing anything like that with me omg

[fervent zephyr]

yes I wouldn't too

[elfin walrus]

A tumbler full of water is enough

My good ol' Flask

[fervent zephyr]

yes

[elfin walrus]

Or even my bag

[uneven dome]

My aquaflask broke

[elfin walrus]

My bag is huge

[uneven dome]

Thats the sad part

[fervent zephyr]

tang—

[elfin walrus]

Ngek

[uneven dome]

My handbag wouldnt survive

[fervent zephyr]

ang amoy expensive

[uneven dome]

I smashed it

I got pissed off

[elfin walrus]

Nagsitanggalan na sticker ng aquaflask ko yo

[elfin walrus]

Erm

[uneven dome]

Trying not to break anything but everything around you is expensive

[elfin walrus]

I'mma buy some waterproof stickers

Lots lots

[fervent zephyr]

you guys have aquaflask, I have a used gatorade bottle

[uneven dome]

Lowkenuinely need another bottle of water

[uneven dome]

LMAO I HAVE A USED C2 BOTTLE AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[elfin walrus]

Bigay lang sa'kin ni ate 'yon eh HIUAHEUSHEU

[uneven dome]

I STILL HAVE IT SINCE 8TH GRADE

[elfin walrus]

All from ate

[uneven dome]

I keep it for old times sake

[fervent zephyr]

HWHDHSHWSHSHAHAH

[elfin walrus]

Peak omg

[edgy carbon]

landslide by?

[elfin walrus]

Tumbler na binibigay ng city

[fervent zephyr]

making bottles as your personal water holder is peak yo

[uneven dome]

I like keeping bottles

[calm umbra]

by hi lol

[edgy carbon]

i got 7up

[uneven dome]

My pocket

[fervent zephyr]

we love ate, I remembered she asked you for ice cream randomly

[uneven dome]

Hi lol

[edgy carbon]

my pee

[uneven dome]

?!

[calm umbra]

hi lol

[edgy carbon]

unheard method?

ik fam

[elfin walrus]

Niyaya n'ya nha ako nakaraam mag mango shake eh

[uneven dome]

I found out my school pockets were stretchable

I placed my water bottle inside

[fervent zephyr]

hi lol

[calm umbra]

hi lol

[elfin walrus]

"beh, may gagawin ka? Samahan mo nha ako bili ako gamot. gusto mo mango shake" "sige"

Madali lang naman ako kausap

Free is free

[fervent zephyr]

sama ako pang decoration lang

[uneven dome]

I hate how i cant wear anything other than my uniform during school days

[fervent zephyr]

how u been lol

[uneven dome]

Only on fridays

[edgy carbon]

i love how i can do that

[calm umbra]

fine lol wbu

[edgy carbon]

dont have to think about wearing anything for a cool 6 days

[fervent zephyr]

HWHDHSHWSHSHAHAH

madali makikidnap to jusko

[elfin walrus]

I lowkenuenly have schedule (not school sched) cuz I don't like wearing uni

[fervent zephyr]

im fine too lol

[calm umbra]

thats great lol

[uneven dome]

Sleeveless white top, blue sweater, some random baggy pants i saw, black shoes, a random watch, and glasses

[elfin walrus]

Mon–wed is Uni then Thurs–Fri Civil

[fervent zephyr]

i love u too lol

[uneven dome]

My to-go outift

[fervent zephyr]

naol

[uneven dome]

Anger

[fervent zephyr]

teacher ko pinapalo ako pag di naka uni

[calm umbra]

i love u more lol

[elfin walrus]

Sinong kikidnap sa'kin hindi nha ako lumalabas ng bahay eh

[uneven dome]

What about me lol

[calm umbra]

sorry im not gay

[uneven dome]

?!

[edgy carbon]

unless u have a uniform for it

[fervent zephyr]

ako

[calm umbra]

hahaha

[uneven dome]

favoritism

[edgy carbon]

wb me galar

[calm umbra]

sorry were not gay

[uneven dome]

I come to school with a hoodie

[edgy carbon]

no homo

[uneven dome]

During morning ceremonies i dont wear it for respect

[calm umbra]

no hetero

[elfin walrus]

pjs

Wear pjs

[fervent zephyr]

i can give u overload fries

[uneven dome]

You want XY to XX, but not XY to XY?!

[elfin walrus]

Sige, akin na

[uneven dome]

I do that most of the time

[calm umbra]

yes yes

[uneven dome]

I sleep in my classroom during lunch

I even give away my lunch

I sleep

[elfin walrus]

Edi sana dinala mo na rin buong kwarto mo sa room 'no

[calm umbra]

cant b healthy

[uneven dome]

I bring a blanket, a small plush as a pillow, and eye covers LOL

[fervent zephyr]

naglalaway ako pre

[fervent zephyr]

XXY

[elfin walrus]

May sapin kami sa room then we'll use that to lay on the ground HAHAHAHAH

[uneven dome]

And the morning inspectors (my friend) inspects me everytime and she lets me go jajajaajajaja

[elfin walrus]

Then we use our bags as a pillow

[uneven dome]

Wow

[calm umbra]

im on call w her rn

[elfin walrus]

Asong ul—

[calm umbra]

😝

[edgy carbon]

bading

[uneven dome]

Ok bro

[edgy carbon]

BADING

[elfin walrus]

Big boy is pulling now omyomy

[calm umbra]

she want me she want me

[uneven dome]

Galar can pull?

[elfin walrus]

Wish you best

[calm umbra]

😝

wow

[uneven dome]

I pull O2 into my nostrils

[fervent zephyr]

tado 😭

[calm umbra]

shh

[edgy carbon]

YO

[static stone]

Congrats bro

[calm umbra]

thx thx

we went on a date yest bro

[calm umbra]

ts not crazy

[uneven dome]

May I find a girl like firefly

[static stone]

Fire

[edgy carbon]

mate when did this happen gng

[elfin walrus]

HOLY

[calm umbra]

ts year

[uneven dome]

Okay

[calm umbra]

i might be stuck in a situationship tho

[elfin walrus]

Yeah our gng def ain't gonna be in any rs

[calm umbra]

nah i js have to confess shes not toxic

[uneven dome]

Kabit lang ako

[static stone]

Love life so cooked that parents went from "no girls" to "pls tell us if u like someone"

[edgy carbon]

congrats tho

[calm umbra]

fax

[calm umbra]

tyty

[uneven dome]

I wish to find a girl like firefly

[edgy carbon]

sonion

[fervent zephyr]

bow rat

[elfin walrus]

💔🥀🥀