dank-memer

[versed crater]

@short mulch

[small crane]

'/dig

[small crane]

/hunt]

[small crane]

]

[grand pine]

pls wallet

[grand pine]

how do i see my wallet?

[short mulch]

Do /balance

[short mulch]

/hint

[hybrid moss]

@short mulch what level do you want me to get to?

[short mulch]

5

[hybrid moss]

okie

[short mulch]

/searfh

[short mulch]

Dig

[tepid totem]

Yoo

[frozen flicker]

i was robbed 😠

[tepid totem]

How and where?

Tell me

@frozen flicker

[short mulch]

/wolf shift

[tepid totem]

Yoii

[frozen flicker]

👺

[short mulch]

L

[versed bobcat]

[short mulch]

[versed bobcat]

I will tell you friend

[short mulch]

Huh?

[short mulch]

Hao did u js try to threaten me

[short mulch]

@versed bobcat wut u trynna say

[short mulch]

Hao take a chill pill

[versed bobcat]

don't ask me

[short mulch]

[short mulch]

Shit

[short mulch]

/seatch

[short mulch]

Thank you your so kind unlike the Jacky Ik irl 😔

[short mulch]

Screw the immortals

[versed bobcat]

[short mulch]

/dif

[versed bobcat]

[versed bobcat]

yessir

[short mulch]

Woah wut!???

Tf is a baby

[versed bobcat]

[short mulch]

Hao wtf is this

I’m only 15 I don’t wanna take responsibility of a child!?

[versed bobcat]

I never seen like baby in gym

[short mulch]

I think someone lost their child

[versed bobcat]

damm you have child inventory

[short mulch]

💀

[versed bobcat]

I meant baby

[short mulch]

Wait ew wtf I have armpit hair in my inventory!???

[short mulch]

Ye Ik

[versed bobcat]

[short mulch]

Does the fhild have any use?

If the child don’t have any use imma try to sell it

[versed bobcat]

hmmm

[versed bobcat]

0.8% chance💀

[short mulch]

Wdym

[versed bobcat]

[short mulch]

[versed bobcat]

damm

[short mulch]

Is it a pet?

[short mulch]

Oh no it’s not .-.

[versed bobcat]

I think so

bruh

[short mulch]

Wut can I even do with it ._. Imma go search it up

[versed bobcat]

ok

[short mulch]

I searched it up

It’s js a collectible and does nothing ._.

[versed bobcat]

bruh boring

[short mulch]

I ain’t taking responsibility for this child imma sell it

[versed bobcat]

seel it

[short mulch]

[versed bobcat]

...

[short mulch]

Hehe I’m getting 3 mil for it this is def worth it

[short mulch]

[versed bobcat]

seel complete

[short mulch]

lol

[versed bobcat]

that so fun

[short mulch]

Imagine if I js go up and tell someone I sold my first child and I earned 3 mil from them 💀

[versed bobcat]

epik

[versed bobcat]

/dih

[short mulch]

Yes it was worth it

[versed bobcat]

/dig

[versed bobcat]

ye

[short mulch]

-dig

[versed bobcat]

lol

[short mulch]

Shush

[versed bobcat]

[versed bobcat]

[versed bobcat]

bye lol

[short mulch]

Aight cya

[placid vortex]

[short mulch]

Hey

[placid vortex]

Wow so rich

[placid vortex]

Cool fish

[short mulch]

Nah not rlly

[placid vortex]

Why?

[placid vortex]

It seems like a lot

[short mulch]

Compared to some other people I’m like decently normal person with a normalish amount of money

[placid vortex]

Icic

Like who

[short mulch]

Katisen***

[placid vortex]

Show 🙏

I’m new to this game 😔

[short mulch]

Idk they have like 80+ mil or smth

[short mulch]

And hao has like 30+ mil or smth

[placid vortex]

Wow

[placid vortex]

They should give me some

[short mulch]

lol

[placid vortex]

I need money

[placid vortex]

[short mulch]

Ye sure u have enough

[placid vortex]

That’s only 1m coins

😔

[short mulch]

.-. Stop playing dumb

[placid vortex]

But it’s only 1m

[short mulch]

It says 1 bil._.

[placid vortex]

Nuh uh

You tripping

[short mulch]

Uh huh

[placid vortex]

Nuh uh

[short mulch]

Ye sure

[placid vortex]

Hmm

[short mulch]

What lvl r u?

Lemme check

[placid vortex]

I think so

[short mulch]

lol I knew it

[placid vortex]

Shit

My stupid net

Snitches me out 😭

[short mulch]

Wow ur literally a Karen!?

[short mulch]

lol

[placid vortex]

Ikr

So anyways

U want sm cash?

[short mulch]

Mhmm,

Nah I’m fine

[placid vortex]

Show me your friend’s profile

[short mulch]

.-. Wdym

[placid vortex]

Like with 80m

I can give u 100m for free if u want

[short mulch]

Nah I’m not friends with them

I’m kinda frenemies with them ig?

Didn’t even friend them on discord ._.

[placid vortex]

Lol

Should rub the 100m in their face

[short mulch]

Nah I’m fine

[placid vortex]

Dang alr

[short mulch]

Ngl I found the engagement ring in the ocean ._.

[placid vortex]

They nerfed all the net value for items

Trophies used to be worth 17m

[short mulch]

Deng

[placid vortex]

Now it’s worth 2.4

But it still sells for like 12m

[short mulch]

Crazy

[placid vortex]

How is this worth more now

😭

[short mulch]

Your married? 🤔

[placid vortex]

I am

[short mulch]

Nice

I sold my first child I found at the gym

Didn’t feel like taking responsibility

[placid vortex]

That’s sm businessman thinking right there

[short mulch]

yep lol

[short mulch]

lol u have 71 babies

[placid vortex]

My wife made these 💀

[short mulch]

Erm that’s crazy 💀

[placid vortex]

Child support goes crazy

[short mulch]

U get money from them?

[placid vortex]

I don’t actually 😔

I have to fund them with my gambling money

[short mulch]

No wonder Toji offed himself when he learned that he had a child makes sense now

[placid vortex]

🙏😭

[short mulch]

(Jjk reference)

[placid vortex]

Yes ik

[short mulch]

lol

[short mulch]

[versed crater]

@short mulch

[placid vortex]

Here have some grass

[short mulch]

lol

Hey I have question

[placid vortex]

Now they can’t tell u to touch grass

[short mulch]

XD

[placid vortex]

[short mulch]

Also wut does armpit hair do in the game it looks disgusting and I’ve been debating to maybe sell it if I can idk

[placid vortex]

Oh

That’s a dev item, pretty common tho

[placid vortex]

No

[short mulch]

:>

[placid vortex]

There’s an easter egg

If u lick enough of it

[short mulch]

Ok

[placid vortex]

I forgot what it does

[placid vortex]

Rip

[short mulch]

Yep nope that’s disgusting

[placid vortex]

Didn’t get it

[short mulch]

That’s crazy

Hmm what is a meme pill

[placid vortex]

Item u get from search command

[short mulch]

Hmm

[placid vortex]

It’s at Lovish’s Gym

[short mulch]

Should I not have given it away to that green seaweed haired npc 🤔

[placid vortex]

If it ever shows up at one of the options

[short mulch]

Ohh

[short mulch]

Hmm

[short mulch]

Hey Mingy***

[placid vortex]

Yh

Lol

[short mulch]

Sorry abt that but anyways

Have u ever found a lost pet when you did the pls search thing 🤔

[placid vortex]

Uhhh u could find it

With a pet collar

[short mulch]

Hmm

[placid vortex]

Not very likely tho

[short mulch]

Time to quit my job 👍

[placid vortex]

Hold on

Lemme just give u one

[versed crater]

@short mulch

[short mulch]

lol

[placid vortex]

Huh

[short mulch]

Uhm wait that’s concerning 💀

[placid vortex]

Uhhh

[short mulch]

That’s crazy

[placid vortex]

Oh

I don’t have 5 silly me