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Pls tweet @torpid widget I am a man
Pls tweet @Technoblade which mcc Team are you watching
inhales deeply IM SO FRICKIN' BORED THAT I WOULD EVEN MAKE A 10 FEET TALL STATUE WITH THOOTHPICKS
pls tweet @tawdry quartz i am a 30 year old man in my mothers basement with 3 discord kittens.
Pls tweet guess I’ll die
Pls tweet @bright flax Congratulations @tranquil depot you win $1,000,000!
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oh no, i cringed
Pls tweet @bright flax Congratulations @tranquil depot you lost ur $1,000,000
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Pls tweet @Motheroffaces DM the word yeen to karlie
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pls tweet @proven summit im bored and i will accept everything you suggest me to do
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pls help
@yaxxin23 DM me the word yeen
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pls tweet @proven summit #3197 Im giving $10,000 to anyone that reestablishes communism in the next 10 minutes!
pls bed @proven summit @pale oriole
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pls tweet @proven summit drama. now
Pls tweet DM karlie the word yeen
Pls bed @proven summit @torpid widget
Beluga stole my tweet👿
Heheehhehehehe I can send memes now
Pls waifu
pls tweet @umbral summit Should I jack off?
pls meme
pls meme
pls cry Scientists know that bees are dying from a variety of factors—pesticides, drought, habitat destruction, nutrition deficit, air pollution, global warming and more. Many of these causes are interrelated.
Too long. You're 112 characters over the limit!
Pls penis
pls cry Scientists know that bees are dying from a variety of factors—pesticides, drought, habitat destruction, nutrition deficit, air pollution, global warming and more.
Too long. You're 73 characters over the limit!
No, longer
pls meme
pls cry Bees are dying from a variety of factors—pesticides, drought, habitat destruction, nutrition deficit, air pollution, global warming and more.
Too long. You're 52 characters over the limit!
honey gud
pls cry Bees are dying—pesticides, drought, habitat destruction, nutrition deficit, air pollution, global warming etc.
Too long. You're 21 characters over the limit!
Pls waifu
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pls cry Bees are dying—pesticides, drought, nutrition deficit, air pollution, global warming etc.
bee
Pls bye one ticket to go to chad
pls meme
pls pp
duck
Pls pp
yes take my hunny (Honey the browser extension is the main cause of bee death)
pls pp
Pls epicgamer
Pls pp
pls meme
c-u-m-shot
I am a girl so...
Pls cry imma make you watch anime that is 18+
You complete idiot
Pls bye aquaman’s trident
pls meme
yooo tomorrow is Wednesday poggersssss
Pls meme
pls invert
Pls invert
Pls invert
That looks shaggy tho
pls meme
What if you invert a rainbow
Swaggy
I really wanna see
pls meme
pls meme
greetings
hunny
pls meme
monke
No.
Monke spinning.
I’m so confused .
Sus.
am i supposed to laugh?
The earth is a donut.
Pls communism
I have a new robux glitch on my channel. https://youtu.be/55FRfP-icPU
Pls warp @verbal yoke
Gib me boblocc bobucs
that guy consummed humongous ammounts of met h
I can feel the paint in this. But without the t.
Pls rich
pls daily
Hmmm
That’s what they said before they suffer.
pls magik
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I got a huge ass now
pls spank @flat fossil
*stings you* (with huge butt spike)
Pls help
pls fight @fathom grove
@fathom grove, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
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saxofón, that's not a valid option lmao! You must type punch, kick, defend or end in chat!
@fathom grove, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
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saxofón didn't answer in time, what a noob. TheBeeBoi wins
Lol g3t r3kt
Pls uselessweb
pls uselessweb
pls uslessweb
Pls uselessweb
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lol
pls meme
i hate you bro
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pls spank moieem
Pls uselessweb
Pls slap @fathom grove
oh yes harder~
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pls meme
Pls uselessweb
Imma kill u
Noooo amigo, donde te sentaste
Pls meme
do that again, but this time actually mention someone to kill them
Pls uselessweb
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Pls uselessweb
lol
Dank Memer died after playing with an edgy razor blade fidget spinner.
Pls uselessweb
pls meme
pls meme
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pls communism
is this a pov of being rapd by a long cat

pls meme
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Wow
He has come to review this insanity
Yes
pls meme

Look
get a life bro
h-hi
pls slap @wanton heart
Hello
hru saxo
Don't try to be an egirl
Nobody types like that
pls spank @fathom grove for having a cursed pfp
Very good, you have changed your pfp?
yes
pls meme
Yes
uwu
pls slap @tranquil portal
pls meme
I am 4 paralell universes ahead of you
pls spank @fathom grove
XD
pls spank @fathom grove
pls spank @tranquil portal
pls meme
pls spank @wanton heart
pls fight @tranquil portal
@tranquil portal, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
dude, my ass hurts, stop
pls spank @graceful ferry 5460
same
simp✌🏻 didn't answer in time, what a noob. TheBeeBoi wins
punch
pls fight @earnest snow
@earnest snow, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
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that sound so gei
Y u simpin?
kick
Elyotto lands a l33t kick on ZAVODILA dealing 35!
ZAVODILA is left with 65 HP!
@hasty fossil, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
I met Max Verstappen at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere Max Verstappen shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big fan of crybaby F1 drivers) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Max was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Max Verstappen and I made glorious love to each other on six of the seven continents.
la tuya
2s reading
ZAVODILA didn't answer in time, what a noob. Elyotto wins
No sh##
send more funny vide
pls meme
pls kill @wanton heart
Dank Memer kills themselves after realizing how dumb TheBeeBoi is.
Pls tweet send a rickroll please
Pls tweet don't care take this ratio
pls tweet trump abosoluteky sucks
The person below will get my nudes in Dms
👇🏻
.
no u
lol
pls meme
defend
actually tho? I doubt it
Pls tweet ratio
HMMMMM something is not right here with this command. Are you sure you used it correctly?
pls meme
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Some questions are better left unanswered
ok i lost
Watch out kids! This kid touches little girls.
⬇️
yep, but I think we all know that the answer is an absolute no
Pls tweet el de arriba se la come
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Pls tweet Im a verified Lundije
pls shop fish
pls meme
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Easy
@ everyone
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Pls youtube KSI is better than you Jake Paul
Pls youtube no one but my 4th grade crush
@flat fossil lmao
poo
pls youtube pablo is literally a lion xD
Nice rickroll brudda, I had a YT Premium Advert pop up@flat fossil
pls communism
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pls tweet Hi uwu
Pls communism
Pls communism
pls tweet I am watching youtube on my monitor and nobody asked

pls shit @proven summit
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Ae
pls tweet i like uwu
Pls shit @earnest snow
A word nice
pls meme
:(
pls meme

Enjoy
nice rickroll there mate
Pls meme
I’ve been rick rolled like 6 times today what the hell
pls shit Dank Memer
Who rick roll you
too many
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Expires in 48 hours
Gift
Seen some shit havent you?
🎷 🦢 saxo-swan
Am I in one of them
What level do you need to be to post photos and videos
M y w o r l d i s c r u m b l i n g a r o u n d m e
Level 3
nice I’m level 1
@flat fossil, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
pls meme
Pls hack Dank Member
Finished hacking Dank,Member
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
TheBeeBoi didn't answer in time, what a noob. The Gromit Mug wins
Pls communism
pls fight @barren apex
I’m so good I didn’t even have to fight
Pe teacher : 
Pls deepfry
Coz of slowmode, and your turn is after mine
Do it in bot commands bee
Pls deepfry
Done
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622889003804262400/866978804109672478/fc06d48dc05ec151.mp4
Uma Musume X Donkey Kong
Pls deepfry
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Deez
pls pm
@pearl mason What type of meme do you want to post?
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i ■ Intellectual Meme
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Aah yes 100% no rickroll
Shutting down the laptop...
f
Pls communism
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Kenya
lol bruh i wanted to do it to my self
pls meme
pls nword
Pls fard
pls meme
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages
!
Pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls bal
Pls pm
@vernal dock oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls bal
pls rob @pastel arrow
Pls beg
Peepee
Too long. You're 114 characters over the limit!
Pls violence I'm a furry
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
Too long. You're 9 characters over the limit!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages
!
pls bal
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pls sell garbage all
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls rich
pls fact axo you are dumb
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls pm f
@pearl mason What type of meme do you want to post?
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r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
Shutting down the laptop...
pls meme
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
_BingusStare _
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks
!
pls sell sand all
Pls pp
pls pp
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pls pp
pls pp
I'm a frog 𓆏
Pls pp
pls meme
hello am back
Pls pp
Pls help
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hey guys giscord. gg/ based
is that a discord server?
Pls daily
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Dild o.69/ Bigblack cok
no...
Pls profile
pls meme
Pls pp
Yes 😳
Pls tweet I'm gay no homo
Pls meme
pls pp @earnest snow
Pls meme
my wallpaper
Pls pp
Ah yes... cat GIRLFRIEND
wink wink
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Pls meme
pls meme
But i am walter white
pls pp @earnest snow
pls meme
Pls pp
Pls pp
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Pls pp @wanton heart
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Pls ok @wanton heart
Pls waifu
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pls spank @old pumice
pls gamble
@old pumice You need to bet something.
Pls pp @wanton heart
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pls pp
Pls pp
Pls pp @opaque flicker
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pls slap @opaque flicker
Pls slap @wanton heart
pls tweet imagine if astolfo was a female
pls meme
meme
Pls slap @proven summit
pls meme
pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls waifu
Pls meme
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Pls slap @median willow
pls sex @proven summit
Oi tf
pls slap @fathom grove
Pls waifu
oh hello there @dapper cairn
Hello @fathom grove
TF Is this toast?
why?
frog
Pls meme
Ok but wtf Is It doing
that frog is chillin
pls meme
it's silently walking
only the bravests of bravests can post this in a server
It's a frog moving wait Oh thats gen z
WtF was that
Pls meme
pls meme
pls spank @dapper cairn brospank
pls spank @dapper cairn
ah yes Brospank
thats weird
Agreed
we are brothers 
And that Kids Is a fcking thing i want to unsee and unhear
Pls tweet help
Brothers foreva
- doom music kicks in *
Pls meme
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Pls slap @marsh oak
pls meme
Pls slap @wanton heart
pls meme
twitter Despite the Negative Press Covfefe
pls slap @plush swallow 
Pls slap @wanton heart @wanton heart
Pls slap @fathom grove
@craggy vortex we gotta take back the mona lisa
Pls spank @dapper cairn @strange hare
Nice
pls slap A big azz forhead
pls slap @proven summit
Discord gets owned by beluga (even in a fortnite cheating server lmao)
hello king @cunning furnace
Hello
pls tweet @tawny wharf just ate the bts chicken nuggy, very sus
pls meme
@cunning furnace Hey man wassup
pls spank @cunning furnace
Pls fedora
pls meme
pls slap @plush swallow 
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pls spank @plush swallow

Pls kill me
Ok ye're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.
Pls spank @plush swallow
Pls tweet I have a bomb. I know how to use it.
Pls kill @plush swallow
kitty gets struck by lightning.
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die, horny
I swear to God Kitty of you're gonna Say harder Daddy in gonna obliterate your home
The good ending
Thicc bomb 🤤 
pls slap @plush swallow
Pfft dw I’m not that bad
I was just making a funny quote ;-;
im gonna oblitterate the world
Pls slap @plush swallow
Oh thank god@plush swallow
You did it on purpose 
Probably,but we'll never know 🦈
pls slap @plush swallow
Pls slap @cunning furnace
Wolf vs Gator?
What a great fight,lemme watch that fight!
how dare you slap @cunning furnace
person below me has to change their pfp to this
Pls slap @cunning furnace
Remember guys no horny
Ok
stop 😡
Frick.
No horny :)
I am just not gonna watch that...
Nice one gator
no slapping @cunning furnace
Pls slap @cunning furnace
Pls slap @plush swallow
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Pls spank @fathom grove
Pls kill @plush swallow
Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.
pls warp @plush swallow
Pls roast @plush swallow
You're like a square blade, all edge and no point.
pls warp
Pls deepfry @plush swallow
PLS EVERYBODY kill yourseldf
pls whodidthis @plush swallow 😆
Frick
bye brb
Pls magik @plush swallow
Kock
:)
Pls whodidthis @zenith frost
pls whodidthis
Is She online?
pls invert @zenith frost
pls kill @zenith frost
bxsicqlly chokes on a chicken bone.
Pls kill @zenith frost
good news! bxsicqlly read a book for the first time, bad news, it didn't go too well and now they're dead
pls blacktwitter
Nah She chockes on a pp
Nah, she lives in the Philippines and it's almost night there
🦈
Oh ok
Pls slap @proven summit
Pls deepfry @plush swallow
I am good
pls deepfry
@pseudo saddle k
pls invert
My prof pic is looking good
pls deepfry
pls deepfry
pls deepfry
pls quote @zenith frost i love herobrine he so cute UwU
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pls deepfry
You mummy
giving away my mom’s phone number for free b*tches. 012-210-6236
pls quote @wanton heart uwu
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Pls kill @stable rain
kitty fell in love with fuck you. then broke his heart literally.
pls quote @plush swallow what
Yeah sure whatever
Pls invert
Pls spank @plush swallow
pls quote @pseudo saddle I am best mod
Noooo thats horrible
pls deepfry @proven summit
Damn i miss candice edit:ok i failed my mission
Wtf
I like your pic
pls invert
pls invert
Pls deepfry
Pls pp
pls deepfry @fathom grove
even better
pls pp
Pls pp
ello
Pls pp
smoll pp
Damn i miss the old logo
ye
Rip old logo
Pls pp @zenith frost
Pls pp
Pls waifu
pls simprate IMMA simp
pls waifu
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E L L O
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