#Olympics and Paralympics
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Because it happed just afterwards
uneven bars
Ah they’re with the Italians
Is it obligatory for Olympians to get the Olympic rings tattooed? 😂
Yes 😂
It is tradition for the US team
Oh hi Simone
Michael Phelps haircut jump scare
Oh god Simone was only 9th in uneven bars quali she’s WASHED /s
God she’s brilliant isn’t she
Oh hi Serena
I don’t understand how they do gymnastics with long nails
I don’t understand how they do gymnastics full stop. I’m in awe of all of them
Well yes
Oh she’s injured
The Italian
Remember that man who broke his leg at Tokyo
Suni!!!
Ruby Evans killed that vault!
aw Suni, hang in there
I don’t understand how people do anything with long nails 😂
she’s so good and so young!!
That’s what you get for being Welsh, greatness
the japanese leotards aren’t really giving japan
the Italian ones aren't giving Italy either
yeah you’re right
if they wanted to go monochromatic they should've done Ferrari red instead of the white
america, does your 5th gymnast even do anything????
she’s still in her tracksuit as if she’s just here for the vibes
There are too many Americans
idk if she's here for an event they'll get to later, or an alternate here for moral support
If any sport needs me to go along for moral support they just need to let me know, I’ll be there!
I always need moral support 😂
i think she just does beam
actually scratch that
i actually don’t think she is doing any
i didn’t realise that was allowed
Oh I love the Chinese leos
She’s a baby.
She didn’t qualify for any events.
so shes just a gap filler
Yeah she does uneven bars from what I hear
and she’ll get a gold medal 😂
she did beam and uneven bars in quali and bombed both it seems
yeah she will, i’ve just found an article lol
Gymnastics rules always change so thx
I don’t bother keeping track
there’s minions to do that for us
Yeah the whole team gets medals if they place
It must be so distracting to have the floor music in the background
Ilona got a medal!!!
I have to go to a work lunch so I won’t be able to finish the gymnastics and I’m upset about it.
omg how cute the men gymnasts are watching the girlies, that's fucking adorable
Becky Downey’s bar score 😳
She’s so good on bar
is the greyish-blue with vertical lines streaking down on the GB uniforms meant to represent the weather?
Not today, it’s the hottest day of year. 28 degrees here 😅
It’s a girlie pop night
Got to 30 here!
Oh just seen Michael Phelps for the first time that’s an interesting hair cut
that is too hot 🥵
Yeh it’s horrible
I have a fan pointing at my crotch currently
I have an ice pack in my bra
I took my bra off as soon as I got home I was too sweaty
it's the same here in the Twin Cities right now. we Scandinavians aren't built for this
anything less than the 90-95 (30-35 c) degree weather we experienced over in the US New england area for most of july feels like spring to me rn lol
i have been soaking up the cool down over the past two days, it was a high of 74 degrees yesterday and like zero humidity which was incredible
Crouch bind SET
My 3 fave words
I have aircon at work and so when I get home even tho it’s cooler coz it’s an evening I’m still melting
Go on Canada
OMG
Canada are beating New Zealand
wowo i had no idea how dominant canada is at rugby
how
they woke up this morning and ate their wheatiespoutine
They’re in France so… croissants?
Oooo NZL are back to WIN
Do I watch Suni do I watch rugby
I love Suni’s music
yes Suni!!!! great routine
great performance there by suni!!
aaand rafa and alcaraz won, love to see it!!!
Is it bad that I’m rooting for Canada coz they wear the same colour as wales
She fell in warm up on the bars bless her
OUCH
They didn’t think she’d be able to compete
she kneed herself in the eye and then sommehow also got a cut above her eye
Do they have a concussion protocol in gymnastics?
doesnt seem like it lol
love all these floor routines classical music starts into heavy techno
the italian unis are gorg
Waaka apologies
1 minute to go, 1 try and conversion needed to draw
Which obviously they can’t
Ohhhhh no Canada cocked it
NZL Gold!
jordans gym 😭 😭 😭
(and simones)
i love jordans floor routine
THE WINK AT THE CAMERA, YES QUEEN
She is feeling it!!!!
omg the emotion on her face
GBR dropping down the rankings now
think brazil’s last vault has just put team gb out of the medal places
they’ve done so well considering maybe 1/2 of them would actually make the team without injuries
Awww Waaka is getting really emotional in her interview
omg so cute the girls at her gym know he routine, thats fucking adorable
I wonder if NZL will do the Hakka after they get their medals
Ugo has a beret on 😂😂😂
wow italy with a medal for the firt time in 96 years, love this for them
COME ON SIMONE!
They are so cute
And Simone is the last to compete, iconic
come simone baby, you got this girl
Awww Brazil have never been on medal podium before today 🥹
Oooo just out
team gb were so so so close to a medal
I was really hoping for a bronze for GB
I would too
0.2 is SO close
they’ve done so well considering they aren’t the full strength team!! some last minute drafts
I hope they can realise that soon.
Imagine just to lol they give her a 0 for 2 seconds
I’m so happy for Rebecca Andrade
Sad for GB but happy for Andrade
LETS GOOOOOOOOO USA FOR THE GOLD
Lmfao get the flag right 😂😂😂😂
SO HAPPY FOR OUR GIRLS!!!!!! THEY ALL FUCKING ATE
Serena looks confused 😂
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Italy hasn’t got a medal since 1928 and Brazil have never had a medal
Brazil are just bouncing around everywhere I love them
ALSO VERY AWESOME AND HAPPY FOR THEM
Italy just looks relieved
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
What a come back for simone!!
hehehe omg suni and simone talking about the tiktoks they want to do with their medals
i love
I’m not sure they’re gonna show us the victory ceremony
they better!
I found a different Eurosport stream
lol omg a bat on the field at the usa gui soccer game
Team USA rugby just getting their medals 🥹
I love with the rugby how they’re announcing each player
Ilona is absolutely sobbing her heart out
Full on ugly crying and I love it
OMFG THEY CUT TO SWIMMING
IDGAF ABOUT SWIMMING PEACOCK, I WANT TO SEE MY GIRLS GET THEIR MEDALS YOU BITCHES
Yeah that’s what they were doing on our main Eurosport channel so I had to find the gymnastics stream lmao
I just saw the final play of the game
It’s so good considering LA is hosting it next. I really hope they inspire a new generation
Does anyone actually know what they’re getting in the boxes with the medal?
i think i heard the announcer say a poster?
Really poured the money into that didn’t they
yeah it’s a poster of paris and they’re embossed with gold, silver and bronze
NZL are in the wrong order 😂😂😂😂
Nadia is there in the interview with the Romanian team it’s so lovely
the brazilians look so happy, i love this for them
They all do! Which is what you love to see
this is weird, i can only find the stream of the medal ceremony in the peacock multiviewer but only in the mode where im viewing all the screens
Weird
if i open the full window, it says the event has concluuded, like yes i fucking know yall
It’s weird that they’re not shaking hands to me
jordan is such a cutie
Why aren’t they singing their anthem
This is the cutest freaking photo this is why rugby is the best
They’re all hugging each other now
Oooooo are we getting a hakka
WE ARE
the coaches are doing it with them 🥹🥹🥹🥹
ooooo gotta tune in
I love that they have Aotearoa on the back of their jackets with New Zealand
Well above New Zealand tbh
I mean half of them have played together at club rugby
A few of them won the prem with Sarries a few years ago
I just learnt that the plane that took the horses to Paris is called air horse one
I hate this pool
Alright coco heading on with taylor fritz in mixed doubles
what a good race
that was v fun, finke's come back ability is crazy
i thought he was gonna get it at one point but wiffen just had the slight edge
Finke timed it brilliantly
He nearly had it
Another 50m and he would’ve had it I track on
Reckon
Oo the prada glasses
Adam Peaty competed while positive for covid 🤦🏻♀️
Fuck him.
did he know he was positive?
He was “feeling unwell” before the race but they didn’t test him until after
Oh hang on, I read that as competing. Present tense.
But even so, he was feeling ill, if it was any other day you know he would probably have tested sooner.
He’s planning on continuing to compete at the Olympics
i wonder what the covid rules are around the whole games
i imagine there aren’t many
But if he knew he was positive he would have had to make an awkward decision.
There are none.
Despite most evidence showing you should now stop all exercise for at least a month after infection and he could possibly still be infectious in the other events
Literally zero.
i figured
Jade Carey on the gymnastics team is also apparently unwell and just isn’t testing
i mean if there are no regulations, they can’t really do anything
they’re not gonna miss out on an olympics if it’s optional
Which is completely ridiculous
We have the same commentator saying “semifinal” incorrectly im going to throw something at my tv
Why does the Irish guy look so Irish
he’s not even irish 👀👀👀
he was born in leeds
he represents northern ireland in the commonwealth games 😂
Close enough I suppose
Leeds, Limerick, they start with the same letter
But also if I had the choice between being one of 100 for GBR or one of 5 for Ireland I know which way I’d go
Do you guys remember rave horse?
Oh and he sounds so Leeds too
His parents are irish and he's lived there since he was 2. He has dual citizenship
It’s the horse that went viral on TikTok during the last Olympics when Snoop was doing commentary. They participate tomorrow
no, i know, just a joke!
love that he chooses NI over england in the commonwealth games tho
mood
yes of course i do lol
Bs missed call in the Andy Murray doubles game!
Urgh, not a match tiebreak! My heart catch take it
Too stressful!
I’d choose wales over England
This is so tense 😩
I just found out that apparently all the acts for the opening ceremony were told they were pre-recording to make sure it sounded good and Céline said no I’m doing it live
Ironic that in the end she was the only one who sounded good
Fuck yeah Celine that’s so awesome
Aww Neal Skupsi is in Dan and Andy’s box cheering them on
Challengers ruined me, all I can hear during this is the ending match scene music
YAY!!!!!!
The way they’re jumping up and down like little boys 🥹
omg watching that relay and andy’s match at the same time was a LOT
another gold 🥇
lol he’s done it again!
Just watched a replay of the relay! What a race!
Important
https://x.com/drivevolleys/status/1818391694728966188?s=46&t=QN8BCdX2WjNl2cp72IEUNw
This is everything
Wowowowow that’s a great pic!!
I need to know who the rugby 7s coaching are talking to on their little headset
me when my producers check in while we’re live
This is a fantastic use of this sound lol
I loved her commentary today, she was so wonderful
I need more screens! #formula1 #olympics #parisolympics2024 #f1 #olympics2024 #paris2024
Me
I need my boys to win this specially to defeat that asshole on the netherlands team
Is that the one with the convicted guy
Yup
I said asshole bc i am unsure if we can openly talk about that kinda stuff here/mention it in case it might trigger someone
I swear if I see that google Gemini commercial again, I’m gonna loose it lol
Usually they have strategy people up in the stands, but also to the phsyios, water boys/girls
the one about a fan letter? look, if I were famous and got a letter about how inspirational I am but I found out the person actually didn't even care enough to write it but asked a large language model to churn something out for them instead, I would toss it straight in the garbage
No there’s one specific one that has the music behind it that goes like “unspeakable speakable” it haunts me lol
oh not surprised there's two annoying AI ads 💀
If I were Mykayla I would delete all socials and move to Alaska
Read her for filth
Next time they’ll be two swimmers in a trench coat
The Seine passed inspection for the triathlon today. Just hope no more rain until they’re done.
What a finish to the mens triathlon!!
I fucking love how much the UNHCR are hyping up the refugee team
So happy for Yee but he kept us guessing!
The BBC live feed was hilarious
11:27am - forget gold
11:28am - IGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID 😂
Awww a British swimmer swam an amazing heat, came first from lane 1! And then got DSQ, he was devastated 😭
Holy crap, Natalya recovered from 5 acl tears
5 is crazy!!!
How about that for a pregnancy announcement ✨
Egyptian fencer Nada Hafez announced in a heartfelt Instagram post that she is seven months pregnant. She'd competed at the #Olympics just the day before!
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How…how???
The way wouldn’t be leaving my couch if I was 7 months pregnant lol
Major props to her
Same. I mean, I barley move as it is and I can’t imagine pregnancy making that easier 💀
Working from home today so it is wall to wall Olympics for me 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
anti american olympic discourse for today (this is what my twitter provides me): america are one of the only countries who rank their medal tables by total medals instead of gold medals! in the official medal table, team GB are 4th with 6 golds, ahead of USA in 7th with 4 (china, japan and france 1-2-3) however america have 27 total vs our 17 so are top of the table in their own.
would be interesting to see what the discourse in the states is for you guys, cos around the world, it’s that they have underachieved on expected golds so far
same with china
We're now two golds ahead of the US on day five. Fairly sure that's never happened in a postwar Olympics. Equal with France and Australia. Just one behind China and Japan.
I try to avoid wider internet discourse mostly, but as an American I think ranking by total medal count is silly
Yeh must say I was surprised when I checked the medals table today that USA was so far down.
If you're going to use all medals to determine the ranking at least weight the golds highest, silver next, and then bronze
And I know China are top, but a lot of the events they’re best at are weighted at the start of the Olympics, so for them only to be one ahead was a surprise,
having only 4 golds at this point is definitely a surprise, other countries are really doing an amazing job this time!
it is nice to see the host country up there
obvs I still hope we pull it back
I’m sure you can once the athletics start 😅
yeah i 100% agree
you’ll defo pull it back with individual gymnastics, athletics and katie ledecky 😂
Katie Ledecky herself in that list along side other sports is hilarious
Do all the big pros normally play the Olympics? I feel like there’s been a lot more buzz about it this year than I remember previously
i just find the american sports space so bizarrely interesting and when i read you guys did the medal table different so you win, i was like, yeah tracks
You’re thinking too much for NBC they’re gonna throw a commercial at this chat
Yeh it is exactly the sort of thing USA would do 😭
it's been a thing since the Dream Team with Michael Jordan and co back in, what, '92?
It’s more the media company in control.
Not the US OC
NBC has always been and will always be full of shit
oh yeah of course, it’s all media focused
Ahh I see. I have like zero knowledge of basketball 😅
me neither really but figures like Jordan and LeBron James are inescapable over here
They’re gonna move IndyCar to CNBC to show their medal table
Yeh even I know him 😅
I make fun of their unweighted table every year
Where have the US underperformed then? Because it doesn’t feel like there’s been any big shocks where they should have won something.
Yeh I know, and I know you’ll pull it back, but @scarlet cedar said there was a feeling they’d underperformed and I just wondered if there was anything specific
Like with China, the gymnastics were obviously a disaster
yeah america are always stronger at the end but they are definitely usually further ahead by now! i might do some digging later and see what they have had so far in recent years
i’m thinking maybe less swimming than usual this year
that's possible
Phelps is retired, Ledecky is still here but challenged more by the Australians
esp in the shorter events
This person speaks NBCs language
Sidenote, that’s Kaylee McKeown who dedicated the win to her late father
she also celebrated her gold in Tokyo by going “fuck yeah” on live tv
and is another glasses wearer like gymnastics steven
my favourite thing when the swimmers can’t see the screens to see how they did
fellow squinters
I need glasses for up close but writing on big screens would also have me squinting
My current favorite thing is the towel wraps tennis players use too cool off
They look like towel slugs
Example for reference lol
not slugs 🤢 😂
They’re so low tech; just towels filled with ice cubes. You’d think they’d have come with something more sophisticated 😅
with it tied off on the ends I would call it a towel sausage
Like the cooling vests drivers have
That works too 🤣🤣
Yes I tend to them of them as sausages too 😂
They are so low tech lol!
They look like those thing they put under fridges at the grocery store so there isn’t a bunch of water on the floor.
with F1 we're used to every little thing being some extravagant tech but sometimes the dead simplest thing is best
real talk though where can i get a bra with the active cooling from those F1 driver vests
I envy big countries during the Olympics bc i am here cheering we at least get a single medal and y'all are collecting them like pokemon
Please please please
Especially the band
it's too hot here lately, the sweat is ridiculous 🥵
Hahah omg yes they do
I’m still looking for a Chile pin on the internet
Found Peru so I got closer
I am starting to think they didn't get any to trade or something
Even found North Korea
I would pay a lot of money for that
Guatemala could be about to win their first ever gold medal
Trap shooting
she’s 4 ahead with 5 shots left
wait did Gauff & Pegula finish their match before the rain came down?
Ruano Oliva did it, Guatemala's first ever Gold 🥹
she was so good
That’s awesome! I love moments like that
Yes but the rules are different in the NBA to FIBA so it’s hilarious
I need to meet them
I fear what they might see with those eyes boring into my soul 🧿 🧿
Guatemala at the Olympics:
1952-2023 - 1 medal. 🥈
Last 24 hours - 2 medals. 🥇🥉
She is going through it these Games 😢
My husband and I were watching BMX freestyle this morning and he was being real critical for a man who doesn’t know how to ride a bike.
Just caught the end of the women’s triathlon, they are so impressive
There is No amount of money could you pay me to get me do triathlons
I have a complaint: I should be able to choose my multiview events! I want to watch sailing canoeing and gymnastics??
They should take after MLBTV on that regard
yes 100%
I know!! I was saying this yesterday
I just want to watch the sports I like, this shouldn’t be hard!
My current set up, tennis on the tv, gymnastics on the iPad. Is helping me remedy that, but they should totally let you customize the multiview
I’m at work!
I've manually opened three different windows on my computer for USA women volleyball, women's canoe final, & mens gymnastics all-around final
it's a pain but it works, I have two monitors at my desk
I got lucky with the Olympics schedule and working from home today 🤣
Many must watch events happening today that would be a pain to have to watch at work
We really should just all get two weeks PTO for the Olympics
Cause ain’t not work getting done these two weeks
OMFG the rest of the men’s team are at the men’s events supporting Freddy and Paul so cute
Freddy fell 😬
Oh no Fredrick 😢
Oops I'm behind then
American broadcasters must pay for their crimes. (putting commercials on during live events)
but how else will you know about pharmaceuticals companies' latest initiatives to get new yachts for their executives off of whatever illnesses you might be suffering from?
what could be more American than that 😬
A Chinese gymnast fell on floor 😬 they’re not having a good time this Olympics
Good point! I love to know about the latest pharmaceuticals. 🤓
I love when they make gymnasts do the like spin around thingy on their hands, it’s so fun
Is it the different equipment?
I like to imagine in their head their just going weeeeeeeeeeee
My commentator thinks he’s still reeling from losing the team final
She said it’s the 4th time they’ve performed on this equipment so they should be used to it by now
Jake Jarman did amazing on floor!
I turned gymnastics off so I could watch the last canoe run
Because Evy is in medal position rn
Omg hasimoto with a fall on the pommel horse!
Omg the defending champion fell, he’s not gonna be able to win now!
Omg!
I wonder how long it takes them to wash all the chalk off
Come on Jakey boy
It’s everywhere!
wow, this men's gymnastics final is getting messy, lots of big mistakes
Do them men usually make more mistakes than the women in gymnastics?
I think both men and women hope to make 0 mistakes
Will buxton, is that you instead of Lou?
I love it when the gymnasts from different countries congratulate each other after they do a routine 🥹
Indeed
It’s so cuteeee
Love good camaraderie
Shinnosuke Oka is incredible!
Like the Chinese girls SCREAMING for Simone
His pommel was spot on
I want someone to follow me around and massage my muscles every day like the gymnasts have
Was he riding that horse
Sorry i won’t start
I’m going out to dinner after work so I’m gonna miss all of the men’s
Jake’s beard and moustache are nearly as bad as Lando’s
Tweddle is saying it’ll be a tough ask to medal
When I’m watching gymnastics I’m constantly like “okay this piece of apparatus is definitely the hardest”, then I watch the next one and think “no, the parallel bars are the hardest”, and then “okay, no it’s definitely the rings that are the hardest 😂
I’m not sure, they didn’t know at the time and then I had to switch off.
They thought it might be because he was under the water for longer than 15m which isn’t allowed.
It was heartbreaking though, he dropped to the floor he was so devastated 💔
Going too far underwater
I didn’t even know that was a rule!
Just found a replay it was pretty obvious
Yeah you have to come up by the red markers (or whatever colour they are in your pool) and he was well past it when he came up
If it was that obvious how did he make such a basic error? 😩
I mean I think he maybe just misjudged it?
Oh yeh I’m sure, and I can’t even imagine how difficult it is
It’s just these swimmers plan their races down to the minutest detail, the number of strokes etc.
Yeah exactly
This iga/Collins match is much closer than I expected
I appreciate it was commentators actually say “Great Britain and Northern Ireland” as opposed to just “Great Britain”
I’ve got it on my iPad! I wasn’t expecting Collins to get a set!
Me neither!
OH MY GOD
His hand guard broke!
God that was a massive fall, he was so lucky not to injure himself!
Oh he was in third! That’s so unlucky!
Iga decided enough was enough 💀
COME ON PAUL
All the other gymnasts putting on new hand guards as we speak 💀
HAHAHAHAH
This whole saga.
Mikayla couldn’t take the heat
Mykayla: it was better when we were abused these girls are lazy
Simone: you are the weakest link goodbye
does he style his hair like that or does it curl up like Moses parting the Red Sea on its own?
the other former US Olympic gymnast named McKayla/MyKayla weighed in
She said she’s the original
omg amazing
I was literally wondering if that was the same person and she had gotten married, I'm so pleased to see the one I remember is on the right side of history 😂
yeah, Maroney is the one who went viral during the London Olympics, glad this queen is not the one who stepped on Earth's biggest rake here
Hahah omg such an iconic photo
Can someone remind me in gymnastics do they do the all around And then get to compete for medals in individual events or is it just the all around?
No they do individual events
So the two that get picked do the all around and then everyone does their individual events?
The Canadian gymnast who’s hand guard snapped got to go again, but he ripped his hand open when he fell so it wasn’t very good 😔
I feel bad she's getting slack bc her name is similar ish to the other girl
When they did the qualifying for the team event they were also qualifying for the individual events. Some do both. Jake Jarman is doing the all round and the floor final for example.
Ahhhh got it
PAUL JUDA
That was a fantastic routine for him!!!!
Alright USA women’s soccer vs aus. Please prepare yourself to be even more sick of me than y’all already are
this USA - Serbia volleyball match is so close, tied 2 games to 2 and 3 points to 3 in this final game
Whenever a gymnast does that move where they fold over and their knees are practically at their forehead I think damn that must be the best back stretch lmao.
I saw that earlier, the poster is not as cute as I wanted it to be lol
I was hoping it was a poster of the mascots
US women getting a lot of good looks in the first 10 of this match
They were not told these would be made public and I’m dying
Does anyone know why the male gymnasts do the little swoop thing with their foot in the floor routines?
whew incredible volleyball game!
The moment’s passed and this is not really related, but I always thank McKayla maroney for giving me the best Halloween costume idea I’ve ever had (sorry for the potato quality)
You are an icon
Freddie’s bar routine is one of my faves. He gets so much air it’s crazy
I think they found the muffin supplier lol someone tell the muffin guy
https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZMrCN24Rr/
Replying to @kelin @Henrik Christiansen we found them!! thank you @emily !! #greenscreen #olympics #paris2024 #muffinman
Something going on with VAR in USA vs AUS 😳
JOE FRASER, the man that you are
The coach getting a yellow was wild, I wonder what he said
The way he stuck that landing, absolutely brilliant
Joe Fraser on the high bar! 🫡
When they swing round on high bar it looks like their shoulders should dislocate
it makes me wince every time
nah chinese tax on the score
It truly blows my mind
Joe is still in third though! 🥹
for now…
he’s gonna finish p5 which is so so good though
p5 and p7!
if jake could improve his rings, he’d be so in the mix
Shoulders????
His slightness which plays into his advantage in pommel horse, floor and vault is such a disadvantage on rings 🫤
Wow, that was insane
I was just about to say, such a shame he got bumped off the podium at the last minute!
But he’s only young, so next time he’ll be a real threat!
Aww he’s got a Japanese flag with loads of messages written on it 🥹
Wow! 4 in a row for Japan! 😮
Oh no, alcaraz/rafa are playing Americans, what do I do???
wow amazing for Sjöström!
I was like I know her
This has to be her fourth games right
Cause she was in Beijing
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
USWNT let's go!!
(Unfortunately scored by noted homophobe/transphobe Korbin Albert)
I missed it when it happened because i was focused on Leon Marchand
but we are so back after the World Cup that we shall not speak of
So back
It was cancelled
(By me I sent them home to their rooms without dinner)
COME ON SMITH!!!!
Op Korbin Albert on the field for the only goal against them so far, guess they should never play her again 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
🇺🇸 ⚽ 🇺🇸 ⚽ 🇺🇸
The only time I ever have pride in my nation is when the US women are playing
Your honor I love him
Wow the sweater is done!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRoQtRVT/
Praying for her health rn
I’m sat and waiting
I’m watching the USA men’s bb match rn. Rooting for them but I have to say south sudans unis are absolute heat 🔥🔥
Katie is the pool
She barely kicks I can’t even
I heard the pool is at minimum depth for competition.
Much shallower than previous Olympic pools.
By like a meter.
gold AND another OR
Beat her Olympic record by 6 seconds lol
I just got home from the pub how did the gymnastics go
she is a fish, this is just impossible
Investigate Maryland for mermaids
and mermen, isn't Phelps from there too?
47.9K likes, 421 comments. “💰 USA RUGBY 🤝🏽 $4 Million This is massive for the growth of the sport, as Michele Kang makes a huge investement into the USA 7’s team 🏉 After the women’s squad won the first Olympic medal for the United States rugby sevens across both the men's and women's competitions 🥉 It’s understood this donation will be investe...
$4 million towards women’s rugby
This is the kind of investment we need
Sorry I’m doing my evening TikTok rounds
She wants them to be ready in LA n
Ilona on home soil is going to be so powerful
Wow the Hungarian swimsuits are something else lol
I hate to say this… Ilona might be too old
Obviously 31 isn’t that old and she’ll be fine if she doesn’t get injured
But
Just a thought
Also!! The team figure skating medals from Beijing will be awarded on the 7th August at 5pm in Paris!!
how does one get sponsored by parmesan cheese, like without being an athlete. asking for a friend
This the dream
Hey google how do I get sponsored by a cheese company to be a lawyer
Jesus Christ
That’s an inhuman number
Living my dream 😔
I just had to go outside and am now a pool so deep Katie Ledecky could set some world records in it 🥵 🫠
it is 90 F/ 32 C in Minneapolis today
Top 20 times ever in women's 1500m free:
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just ridiculous. this is the upper Midwest! we're not supposed to be living like this!
USA basketball's candy guy is the hero we didn't know we needed. 🍬😂 📺: USA Network and Peacock #ParisOlympics #teamusa #usabasketball #basketball
It’s the Target brand zip bags for me. Who went to target for their candy before they left.
Man I’m watching that shooting even the Guatemalan won, this is emotional AF
I had emotion with their first medal and then I died for the gold
They went from first medal ever to a gold in 2 days.
That’s so amazing, that’s why I love the Olympics
Second, they had one going in to this Olympics
Must have been that event I was seeing yesterday
they won one in London for walking
but to go from 1 total to three in the span of 24 hours
this dude is AMAZING
In Olympic shooting, they use equipment like:
A lens to avoid blur
A lens for better precision
ear protectors for noise
Then a Turkish guy (Dikeç) came and won a silver medal with just a pair of GLASSES. https://t.co/tobbeIifiS
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He is there for the classics only
I'm not saying he's an ex hitman, I'm simply saying this 58(?) year old Turkish dude using none of the aids the other shooters do developed his Olympics skillset in a non-conventional way
All the American sharpshooters scored too high on that test they make you take at poor high schools and are in the military.
Happy women’s all around final day!!
I will once again be missing the first half an hour
I always forget that walking is an Olympic sport
waiting for the email from my boss that hes working from home today because its going to be 93 degrees and his office doesnt get good AC so i can watch the olympics at my desk in peace
Yesh you don’t wanna work in an office over that temp it’s against OSHA
(My office got too cold and it also kicked in once when the heater broke)
Rowing?!
As I sit at my desk with my phone on the Olympics watching Race Walking
I’m a cis man and I’m so unbelievably exhausted at all the Khelif hot takes, I can’t imagine what it’s like for others
damn, hes shockingly not working from home today
I feel so sorry for her, imagine getting to the olympics and being faced with ignorance and hate
i had no idea about this but just looked up whats happening, WTF is wrong with people?
I do understand some of the concern when we’re talking about face punching, but it’s just so toxic
Idk the rules about boxing so I'm ignoring those takes, it's the transphobic ones that's pissing me off
Punching your opponent seems to be the whole point idk
Oh absolutely
Ultimately it’s the problem that is inevitable when you try and apply a binary to something that isn’t binary
People’s obsession with women’s testosterone levels is so fucking weird.
This oh my god
Anything to control women’s bodies
It’s like they forget women have it too it’s not an either or
It’s only different from any other biological advantage because we’ve tried to apply a binary to it
But it’s no more “unfair” than being tall or whatever
I was reading up on it earlier, apparently 16% of male athletes have testosterone levels that are low enough to be within the female limit but they're not actually tested during competition
13% of female athletes have high testosterone levels within the male limits
That’s really interesting and not at all surprising
It clearly doesn't work as a system of regulation, especially when it's publicised to the media before the athletes themselves
Also the organisation that conducted the gender test she “failed” was stripped of its right to sanction elite competition by the IOC soon after
Do we really think the Olympics would risk letting someone participate in the wrong category? Seriously?
The fact governing bodies want athletes to take hormone replacements the lower testosterone levels as if that's not going against the code for doping? It's just faux science at this point
Biology is one of those things that people attempt to make into a yes/no answer when that’s just not how it works
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching every episode of Grey’s Anatomy, it’s that bodies are weird and sometimes just do stuff and we don’t even know the half of how it works
Like saying having high testosterone levels is a “biological advantage” but not Simone’s hypermobility or Micheal Phelps wingspan
Literally, to be an olympic athlete you are already a freak (affectionate, neutral). But some differences are now political instead of just normal variants that make some people better at things 🙃
I’m staring at you bc it’s true
Also the good shooters here aren’t allowed to become athletes
Anyway
How tall are you
Found on Google from tiktok.com
Callum
Not that one
I know that
Just trying to be helpful
Tbh that site is making me sign in so I didn’t even look at the link
If there’s a sign in I refuse to enter
But I know the kombucha meme I don’t know the Fernando meme
wow just caught up on the mens 4 rowing event, first us gold in that event in 64 years!!
they were COOKING
USSR
US, sorry thought that was implied considering my american-ness
Hey they’ve gotten the gold in eights and skulls
The four was an upset
To me
I forgot men could win gold they’ve been slacking
What do you mean the Rome games
Literally every Australian gold medal has been women
and the rest of our outside chances are basically all women too now that Logan Martin flopped
abandoning an olympic boxing match inside a minute because you got punched too hard … there’s an office job calling your name, this sport is not for you
im watching the GB/USA field hockey match. Maybe its cause it's covered by a t-shirt, but the small amounts of padding it seems field hockey goalies wear is wild considering how hard that ball is
from my unexperienced eye, it looks like they wear less than ice hockey goalies
“She hit too hard” girl that’s the sport
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9A5m2HvzQO/?igsh=MWkxdDN6bXJkcm5wZg== the haka always gives me goosebumps
Always!!
Wow their adorable
Is this what happens to rowing when colleges stop letting people in who aren’t actually rowers
We never wore padding for hockey
Maybe shin guards
And a mouth guard
Obv that was only school level but 14 year old girls are vicious
I thought maybe you had decided to move to Uzbekistan
I hear it’s lovely there at this time of year
Genuinely it’s beautiful I kinda wanna visit 👀
Suni & Simone time!
Thank you for the reminder!
I find the schedule really hard to understand but I appreciate being notified when Simone is about to do Simone things
I’m too fast
Sammy is big into gymnastics and I’m coming to love it
I’m still at work 😭😭😭
I am "at work" because I'm a freelancer, so I was literally just pulling up the project due tomorrow to work on while I watch
Not the fall out boy routine!!!
I’m working from home bc they shut down my building for construction and I’m recovering from a bad virus so oh no I get to have this final live on my iPad while I work
Darn!
I'm watching the gymnastics also but it's a different feed because I'm on vault 😂
I’m watching the main discovery feed
Let's go!! 
And now Pink Floyd, the floor is a mood tonight
Yeah it’s my 2nd favourite thing
I’m in my office and the equity parter can see my computer screen
My first favourite is when, on floor, they do a big flip and instead of landing they bounce off and flip back the other way again
GO ON REBECCA
alright did my work errands for the day, now i can just sit at my desk and watch the all around finals
My parents are at my flat too
That was amazing!
Andrade
9.5 execution on the vault
😂😂😂
Just before Simone
Andrade 😅
wow what a score
And Simone nails a banger
FUCKING SLAY QUEEN
Did she do the biles II?
YES
Is that vault or is that floor I can’t remember
two full rotations, holy wow
tv is all working today thank goodness
I love it when the gymnasts smile before they start, then the smile drops and they’re just like laser focused.
I can’t believe I’m missing this
15.7!!
Holy
wowowowow
Wowwwwww
What was her execution
9.366
I believe in you
Darling I’m sure you can rewind
The discovery player is shit for rewinding
It might be on iPlayer
I tried that for the team event
Uhoh she fell off
Yeah…
Qiu
China is having a very awkward time
They are
They’re so young
Better than the past
16 and 17 feels very young
I remember when Aly Raisman was grandma of the team at 21
Now we have 27 year old out there
honestly its amazing what people can achieve when they are supported correctly
And they all look healthy, which is brilliant
i swear to god if i have to see this zachary quinto show ad one more time.
not excited by ~inspirational medical malpractice~?
they did have a multievent viewer for the gymnastics for the team finals
it looks like they have it up again!
oh we have this!
jesus christ! you scared me, I thought something bad happened, just warm ups, she does that every time
They gave us Gold Zone this year I’m surprised the NFL didn’t sue lmao
Another awesome routine from Rebecca!
Holy shit, three ACL tears in four years is BONKERS
i love Laurie Hernandez's commentary, i hope shes a permanent installation. she is so charismatic!
the top three have all been through so much recovery to get here - Rebecca's ACL tears, Simone's mental health, and Suni's kidney disease
truly how do you still have an ACL left to tear after the 1st or 2nd
omg STUCK that landing
Laurie stressed out at the extra swing
omg I love that gay little hop every time
she had to take an extra swing i think
She bloody stuck the landing tho
oh the worst!
Yeah 😦
Go on Alice
I get teary when they fall
She nearly bounced off the end of the vault
My parents figured out how to put iplayer on on my Xbox so that’s what I’m watching
Excellent
oooooooffff low score on those bars for simone
Good job she has such a buffer on the other pieces
Good landing for the Italian!
womens surfing also on rn for anyone who cares
My throat hurts now
I said “bless her” super loudly
callum im begging you to at least add more context to your oh nos lol
Lmao
Just say country
Oh yes Simone out your lipgloss on
NBC is showing Martha Stewart
i watching at work so i cant pay full attention and every time i see your oh no im like "omg simones dead"
how high is Seth Rogen
Tony Hawk lmao
Very
Hopefully as much as me
Laurie is doing well
Yes!! In the US the equipment is generally different to Europe
i adore her commentary!
I can't ever see Tony Hawk without thinking about one of the great tweets of all time
her last move is so cool
Incredible dismount
Our commentary was just explaining why the Algerian rep represents Algeria now
Tea
Ours said a disagreement with the French federation.
Fighting with the French
What elbee said
They tried to blame her.
Awks
Made her the scapegoat.
She had knee surgery and the French federation said she wasn’t fit
So she went elsewhere
And now she’s in a final and France isn’t
She said I’m fine you’re needed me
a phenomenal dismount!
She’s the one with stitches from the team final
Has Brazil always been this good or is this a recent development? i dont remember them being this competitive in the past
SUNI ON BARS HERE WE GO
America like “oh, our GOAT isn’t the bars GOAT? Well let’s send a bars GOAT”
I love when they show the athletes families and gyms, so adorable
Still thinking about the Steve being horse specialist
One of the American commentators was like "Brazil, which you don't usually think of as a gymnastics powerhouse..."
“Oh him? He’s our horse guy”
i havent stopped thinking about steve lol. Specifically because he and my fiance look incredible similar lol
I think about Horse Nerd daily now ("nerd" affectionately)
This ken's job is horse
They could be brothers you cannot convince me otherwise lol
surfing is still scary AF today, the american marks is about half way through her round rn
Teahupo'o is teahupo'oing
Huh. My power just flickered and then I got a message from ComEd saying that they need to make an emergency repair to something so my power is getting shut off in 7 minutes until 3pm ( 2.5 hours)
But I ought not make my own internet from my phone just to watch the olympics
absolutely not, dont they know the olympics are happening rn???
the way id be taking myself to a coffee shop or library or something lol
RIGHT THOUGH
come on simone!!!
hear beam is incredible, its truly like her feat are magnetized to the beam
The beam and floor is where she comes to life
Which is incredible
Given that the vault where she's like the only woman in the entire world who attempts it is not her best event
YES GIRL!!!!!!!
Gonna get replaced with Danny
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no cause i cant get over how ||C*nt ||some of the shooting competitors look when they are competing
14.133 for Alice kinsella on bars
And give them all a hug
Brilliant fight from the Algerian woman!
oh no Saraiva ☹️
NOOOOOOOOO
And she’s only 17!