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I love watching the Chiefs fail
“Now here’s a guy that’s still around”
Sorry it’s so easy to make fun of Chris I’m glad my team barely plays on nbc
Scott Dixon is older than Phillip Rivers btw.
Giselle got remarried and Brady fan boys are upset it wasn’t them that got to divorce Tom.
My office had a visitor today.
I’ve heard about it in theory.
The "visitor" or that its visiting places
The visitor.
I’ve heard teams can actually win the Super Bowl because they know the overtime rules.
Seemed fake though.
Eagles and Commanders got into fisticuffs.
Good lord ladies
this game is wild
I just noticed that my team is playing on Monday Night Football against the Indianapolis Colts, which means I may not be safe from Philip River…
Aaron is going to be so upset to find out he helped the Niners though. After what happened.
he is
that game almost killed me
I think there was a flag on the play
Fighting is bad.
Moving to Kansas City, Kansas from Kansas City, Missouri. Damn.
That’s a whole 15 minutes.
Stefon Diggs apparently escaped out of the blue tent through the back during a concussion check, per the broadcast.
You can’t outrun a concussion.
Elder abuse on MNF with that sack.
What a blazer.
What are we doing to Eddy
I can’t believe he hit the crossbar
The aim of hitting it there from 64 yard. I laughed.
the sound it made
Plonk
lol he’s old man yells at cloud upset at their actions before the ref calls it
This rookie QB looks 14
YESSSSSSS see you in the championship, @heavy pelican!!
I won my other league this week (no big 💅) so I’m playing with house money
therefore it's only fair it's my turn to win 🙂↔️
No ❤️
i’m team kristina
@static raft who I just beat is also team Kristina
Don’t worry
#TeamKristina
My brother: they talk about your team being in hard times MY TEAM HASN’T WON SINCE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
He’s a Cowboys fan.
Bless his heart.
Everyone say fuck u Jared Goff
He sucks
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrwkAQUn/ it would be funny if they end in a tie
NCAA football but
Looks like it was cherry and cookies and cream sacrificed in the pop tart bowl
Oh boy Sunday Night Football. I can’t listen to Chris without hearing NOW HERE’S A GUY
That’s it, I’m stealing their left shoes.
Levi stadium was chanting packers suck and I like to think it was for you personally
Niners punter got to participante
yeah
legends all of them
the packers are on my dtm list
but the steelers also are rn
Two QBs means twice the gifts. Brock got them engraved Rolexes.
Do they have to put this on a 1099
It’s so they can drive to their silence retreat
excuse you it’s a darkness retreat
#48 pissing me off I’m stealing his left shoes and making him ride one roller coasters in the dark
I died
Me collapsing in front of TV, scaring a cat.
I love hearing and judging what the QB got for his o line
If they don’t do a good job, they get the QBs medical bills.
what joe burrow should’ve got his instead of fossils
They should have
HE MUST BE STOPPED
@heavy pelican this is why I told you I was not counting my chickens before they hatched 💀
my heart rate is uneven
unstable is the proper word
omg this GAME
Also like it's dramatic for the players or whatever
But the fantasy championship
I am pained
How was I supposed to know JCM was gonna score more than Kenneth gainwell
should’ve asked me. kenneth was unfortunately on a steelers team playing the browns in cleveland in an important game
a game everyone believes they should win but instead will lose in embarrassing fashion
and JCM was playing an unimportant game against the cowboys so I felt unmotivated
TO THE FUCKING BROWNS
but yes that was an abhorrent score
We are the Cleveland browns
Wow, what a tense final! Well done @upbeat heart

I won both of my leagues this year
So I guess I should just retire tbh cause I don’t know how I’m beating that
They’re putting your number in the rafters. Make like Nico Rosberg.
wow they accomplished something
They say the record was older than jet planes.
Was explaining the coaching carousel to Sammy, TLDR John Harbaugh is Carlos Sainz
What does that make Jim
#HarbaughWatch
What.
that was fun
He was a QB in high school
The wind is against the kicker today
How do they keep getting away with this
George Kittle DIED FOR THIS
WAHHHHHH
John Harbaugh’s out? I’m behind 💀
yes got fired after last sunday’s game
that i’m pretty sure i forgot to share i was at
I only know him as Jim’s brother.
both evil imo
harbaughs are evil im sorry if this is news
Kaepernick out lived him on the team and then Jim was like actually no we didn’t mutually break up that’s a lie
Also another shining example of leadership
I do quote this rant he had
The San Francisco 49ers got dominated by the Seattle Seahawks on October 26, 2008. After the game all time Bears great and interim coach of the 49ers goes off. This is after Vernon Davis got punked because he was bad.
The lore.
It was 2008.
Huh I guess I haven’t listened to my football podcast in like a week 😂
He’s here to fix Kittle’s ankle.
Ouch but fair 😂
I got that one as an ESPN push notification actually
I feel like all the commentary is going to be “yeah, this is right, he didn’t force the indignity of being fired, but everyone agrees it’s time for a New Era for the Steelers”
My sports discord mention John Harbaugh taking that job.
yes i think its time but im mad the angry mob of idiots got their way
i’m glad you all hated 19 winning seasons so much you’ll love 4-13 next year
No one is safe
Keon Coleman what are you
Broncos QB Bo Nix suffered a season-ending broken bone in his ankle during today’s overtime, victory over Buffalo.
rip @haughty kernel
he’s sleeping peacefully right now
tomorrow morning will not be kind to him
That sucks for everyone tbh
well not me because i don’t want sean payton to succeed
This is crazy if true
I saw that something about the doctor and ketamine.
This doesn't particularly surprise me, he was a wild dude
@gleaming radish I hope Mike McCarthy is better for you than he was for us but also I'm not very optimistic and so sorry for your future and present pain lmao
It’s a great commitment to achieving but never succeeding
Fuck the Patriots, it’s always and forever fuck the Patriots
i actually did try to warn people
It’s still better for me personally
i have ptsd from the patriots
I have chiefs ptsd and the Super Bowl is in Santa Clara
No kidding
Falling to the ground.
The thing is both of those things are true!
Which is why I am so conflicted
I need them to go back to being dominant again so I can hate them in peace
i feel no problem hating them bad or good lol
exactly
When Tom Brady left and then Belichick retired it wasn't the same bothering to hate them when they were bad
And I have nothing against Drake Maye, he seems Fine
So I've gotten all the way to "ambivalent"
I need them to go back to being dominant and annoying so I can settle back in 😂
i suffered at that teams hand year after year and robert kraft is still there and evil so
it was very easy to continue on my hating
yeah im with Laur here, especially living in New England. Pats fans remain insufferable no matter how good or bad the team is
They just played the NFL on Fox theme during the IndyCar race pre-show. Stop it, Fox, it’s only March
It’s that damn cowboys stadium
Football not being on is a double bummer for me, because it means wrestling pay per views are on Sundays now
Trading out of the first round. Bold. Can’t get injured.
I am so endlessly entertained by his commitment to the LinkedIn Bit
the giants drafting rather well is Shocking to me
particially they were saved by the cardinals taking the guy i was sure they were going to pick, but still, happy with their picks in the first round
Yeah I’m very happy with the Giants on day 1
Another pick I love
i thought this was gonna be about mike tomlin
If my team had been on cocaine they would have known the overtime rules in the Super Bowl
never forget
At this point Chonkers is better than anyone they drafted
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I love her so much
I love the way Kylie popped up as soon as Taylor was mentioned
She’s like protect Taylor at all costs
how much of a circus is this going to be https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-vikings-nfl-draft-2028-minneapolis-st-paul-moa-us-bank-stadium/601843995
We already had the Super Bowl a few years back which was crazy but fun to welcome in all the out-of-towners in Minneapolis in January 🥶 😂
tbh it wasn’t too bad here the real issues were closed roads and people needing to get to work
good thing I don't work in the office downtown anymore then