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meager saddle
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Who needs ACLs

haughty kernel
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I love watching the Chiefs fail

meager saddle
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“Now here’s a guy that’s still around”

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Sorry it’s so easy to make fun of Chris I’m glad my team barely plays on nbc

meager saddle
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Scott Dixon is older than Phillip Rivers btw.

meager saddle
meager saddle
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Giselle got remarried and Brady fan boys are upset it wasn’t them that got to divorce Tom.

knotty blade
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My office had a visitor today.

meager saddle
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I’ve heard about it in theory.

knotty blade
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The "visitor" or that its visiting places

meager saddle
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The visitor.

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I’ve heard teams can actually win the Super Bowl because they know the overtime rules.

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Seemed fake though.

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Eagles and Commanders got into fisticuffs.

knotty blade
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I heard

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Cat fights are for tall trees on tiny blades not tall trees on grass

knotty blade
gleaming radish
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this game is wild

meager saddle
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I just noticed that my team is playing on Monday Night Football against the Indianapolis Colts, which means I may not be safe from Philip River…

meager saddle
gleaming radish
meager saddle
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Aaron is going to be so upset to find out he helped the Niners though. After what happened.

gleaming radish
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that game almost killed me

upbeat heart
meager saddle
meager saddle
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Moving to Kansas City, Kansas from Kansas City, Missouri. Damn.

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That’s a whole 15 minutes.

gleaming radish
meager saddle
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You can’t outrun a concussion.

meager saddle
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Elder abuse on MNF with that sack.

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What a blazer.

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What are we doing to Eddy

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I can’t believe he hit the crossbar

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The aim of hitting it there from 64 yard. I laughed.

gleaming radish
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the sound it made

meager saddle
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Plonk

meager saddle
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lol he’s old man yells at cloud upset at their actions before the ref calls it

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This rookie QB looks 14

meager saddle
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They need to add like with left handed kickers on Tuesdays.

upbeat heart
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YESSSSSSS see you in the championship, @heavy pelican!!

upbeat heart
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I won my other league this week (no big 💅) so I’m playing with house money

heavy pelican
gleaming radish
upbeat heart
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Don’t worry

haughty kernel
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#TeamKristina

meager saddle
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I want that coffee maker.

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I don’t care about the Rolex.

meager saddle
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My brother: they talk about your team being in hard times MY TEAM HASN’T WON SINCE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL

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He’s a Cowboys fan.

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Bless his heart.

heavy pelican
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Everyone say fuck u Jared Goff

haughty kernel
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He sucks

meager saddle
meager saddle
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NCAA football but

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Looks like it was cherry and cookies and cream sacrificed in the pop tart bowl

meager saddle
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Oh boy Sunday Night Football. I can’t listen to Chris without hearing NOW HERE’S A GUY

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That’s it, I’m stealing their left shoes.

gleaming radish
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i’m pretending football doesn’t exist

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🫶

meager saddle
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Levi stadium was chanting packers suck and I like to think it was for you personally

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Niners punter got to participante

gleaming radish
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legends all of them

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the packers are on my dtm list

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but the steelers also are rn

meager saddle
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Did not realize this was the penalty OLYMPICS

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Spiderman?!

meager saddle
gleaming radish
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and grills

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apparently

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my mother just told me

meager saddle
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Two QBs means twice the gifts. Brock got them engraved Rolexes.

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Do they have to put this on a 1099

gleaming radish
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rodgers got our o line $30k four wheeler things

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these monstrosities

meager saddle
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It’s so they can drive to their silence retreat

gleaming radish
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excuse you it’s a darkness retreat

meager saddle
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#48 pissing me off I’m stealing his left shoes and making him ride one roller coasters in the dark

meager saddle
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I died

gleaming radish
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atleast they won in the end

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mine are in timeout

meager saddle
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Me collapsing in front of TV, scaring a cat.

upbeat heart
meager saddle
gleaming radish
meager saddle
meager saddle
meager saddle
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HE MUST BE STOPPED

upbeat heart
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@heavy pelican this is why I told you I was not counting my chickens before they hatched 💀

heavy pelican
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unstable is the proper word

upbeat heart
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omg this GAME

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Also like it's dramatic for the players or whatever

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But the fantasy championship

heavy pelican
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I am pained

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How was I supposed to know JCM was gonna score more than Kenneth gainwell

gleaming radish
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a game everyone believes they should win but instead will lose in embarrassing fashion

heavy pelican
gleaming radish
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TO THE FUCKING BROWNS

heavy pelican
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but yes that was an abhorrent score

gleaming radish
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i can’t think about it too long

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i get too mad

meager saddle
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We are the Cleveland browns

haughty kernel
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Wow, what a tense final! Well done @upbeat heart

upbeat heart
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I won both of my leagues this year

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So I guess I should just retire tbh cause I don’t know how I’m beating that

meager saddle
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They’re putting your number in the rafters. Make like Nico Rosberg.

meager saddle
heavy pelican
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wow they accomplished something

meager saddle
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They say the record was older than jet planes.

haughty kernel
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Was explaining the coaching carousel to Sammy, TLDR John Harbaugh is Carlos Sainz

meager saddle
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What does that make Jim

haughty kernel
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#HarbaughWatch

meager saddle
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What.

gleaming radish
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that was fun

meager saddle
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He was a QB in high school

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The wind is against the kicker today

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How do they keep getting away with this

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George Kittle DIED FOR THIS

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WAHHHHHH

meager saddle
upbeat heart
gleaming radish
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that i’m pretty sure i forgot to share i was at

meager saddle
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I only know him as Jim’s brother.

gleaming radish
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both evil imo

gleaming radish
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harbaughs are evil im sorry if this is news

meager saddle
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Kaepernick out lived him on the team and then Jim was like actually no we didn’t mutually break up that’s a lie

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Also another shining example of leadership

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I do quote this rant he had

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The lore.

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It was 2008.

upbeat heart
meager saddle
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He’s here to fix Kittle’s ankle.

gleaming radish
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@upbeat heart tomlin resigned

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or should i have waited a week to tell you

upbeat heart
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Ouch but fair 😂

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I got that one as an ESPN push notification actually

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I feel like all the commentary is going to be “yeah, this is right, he didn’t force the indignity of being fired, but everyone agrees it’s time for a New Era for the Steelers”

meager saddle
gleaming radish
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i’m glad you all hated 19 winning seasons so much you’ll love 4-13 next year

meager saddle
haughty kernel
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Keon Coleman what are you

gleaming radish
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rip @haughty kernel

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he’s sleeping peacefully right now

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tomorrow morning will not be kind to him

haughty kernel
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That sucks for everyone tbh

gleaming radish
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well not me because i don’t want sean payton to succeed

meager saddle
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Hes Mono Boy?

static raft
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This is crazy if true

meager saddle
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I saw that something about the doctor and ketamine.

upbeat heart
heavy pelican
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@gleaming radish I hope Mike McCarthy is better for you than he was for us but also I'm not very optimistic and so sorry for your future and present pain lmao

gleaming radish
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yeah i don’t even want to talk about it

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i’m so mad

haughty kernel
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It’s a great commitment to achieving but never succeeding

haughty kernel
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Fuck the Patriots, it’s always and forever fuck the Patriots

meager saddle
gleaming radish
meager saddle
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It’s still better for me personally

gleaming radish
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i have ptsd from the patriots

meager saddle
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I have chiefs ptsd and the Super Bowl is in Santa Clara

upbeat heart
meager saddle
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An act of war.

meager saddle
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Falling to the ground.

granite schooner
upbeat heart
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The thing is both of those things are true!

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Which is why I am so conflicted

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I need them to go back to being dominant again so I can hate them in peace

granite schooner
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i feel no problem hating them bad or good lol

gleaming radish
upbeat heart
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When Tom Brady left and then Belichick retired it wasn't the same bothering to hate them when they were bad

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And I have nothing against Drake Maye, he seems Fine

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So I've gotten all the way to "ambivalent"

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I need them to go back to being dominant and annoying so I can settle back in 😂

gleaming radish
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it was very easy to continue on my hating

granite schooner
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yeah im with Laur here, especially living in New England. Pats fans remain insufferable no matter how good or bad the team is

gleaming radish
upbeat harness
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They just played the NFL on Fox theme during the IndyCar race pre-show. Stop it, Fox, it’s only March

meager saddle
haughty kernel
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Football not being on is a double bummer for me, because it means wrestling pay per views are on Sundays now

meager saddle
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Trading out of the first round. Bold. Can’t get injured.

meager saddle
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Won’t say the Raiders yet.

upbeat heart
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I am so endlessly entertained by his commitment to the LinkedIn Bit

granite schooner
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the giants drafting rather well is Shocking to me

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particially they were saved by the cardinals taking the guy i was sure they were going to pick, but still, happy with their picks in the first round

haughty kernel
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Yeah I’m very happy with the Giants on day 1

haughty kernel
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Another pick I love

gleaming radish
meager saddle
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If my team had been on cocaine they would have known the overtime rules in the Super Bowl

haughty kernel
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Adam Gase did look wired to the moon most of the time

meager saddle
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At this point Chonkers is better than anyone they drafted

sleek spoke
haughty kernel
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I love her so much

sleek spoke
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I love the way Kylie popped up as soon as Taylor was mentioned

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She’s like protect Taylor at all costs

sour wigeon
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We already had the Super Bowl a few years back which was crazy but fun to welcome in all the out-of-towners in Minneapolis in January 🥶 😂

gleaming radish
sour wigeon
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good thing I don't work in the office downtown anymore then